#Righteousness Overload Euphoria

[billherbert23]

Mankind Votes for Mass Extinction

A grateful Murder Bear responds: chomp down 

on that offspring, Cronus! It’s going to be

a grumpy hundred years while you wipe

yourselves out entirely, then we’ll have to see

whether it’s ten thousand or ten million till 

the plastic levels out to a sedimentary radio-

active layer of crap. Gee thanks for a diet of rat-

berries and mutant deerthings, hunted down 

in the eternal carpark outside Inverkeithing. 

Meanwhile I’ll just be popping up now 

and then, ‘helping out’. My especial focus,

wherever I can’t torpedo oil tankers or hack

the nucular codes, will be the radically virtuous,

who could have swung it, currently experiencing 

Righteousness Overload Euphoria, that

everyone else is exactly as dumb as they said.

I offed their spokesperson just as they were about

to transmit the tweet that would have so 

told you so, but not before seven others posted

seven accusations stretching back over seven years

proving they were not fit to personspeak.

Self-disqualifying liberals send me little lists

of those I should assassinate to bring about

the canny state - that’s not the way the bloodcake 

crumbles, The Great Gaia Bake Off tells me: 

horrors become horrors because you deem them 

necessary. I prefer to go with the deathflow,

Sigmund, the five river ride to the end of all: 

Acheron for tears and triers, Cocytus for wails 

and whalers, Phlegethon for universal heat death, 

leaving Styx last for fuck’s sake. What happened 

last time I crossed Lethe stays across Lethe.