#Bloodborne!! *vibrates*

[bachirasbodyguard]

can u give us some bloodborne/souls trivia

omg omg where do I even start. (no, really, where do I even start. the answer would be very different depending on whether you've played the game or no (I shall assume you have not??). also I will only talk about Bloodborne because there are too many DS games lol and Bloodborne's lore is way more interesting.)

ok ok so Bloodborne follows the player's character, The Hunter, who has been transported to and trapped in Yharnam, a city succumbing to the Beastly Scourge - a blood-borne illness that is turning its residents into strange and horrifying beasts. We, The Hunter, hunt them as we attempt to find and understand the source of this illness and put a stop the scourge.

The events of the game seemingly take place over the course of a single night, and the game has distinct stages depending on the stage of the moon. These moon stages affect the world, so no areas are exactly the same if you traverse them again as the night has progressed. For example, some enemies fall asleep, and some NPCs change as they succumb to the illness (or simply madness) as the night advances (such as everyone's favorite NPC, window guy Gilbert)

Bloodborne has a stat called Insight - it measures The Hunter's knowledge of the true world around them, above what mere humans can usually see and understand. The more crazy shit you stumble upon and the more important enemies you defeat, the more your insight grows. The game world that the PC perceives changes depending on how much insight they have - the more insight into the world and its true workings, the more the player can see. For example, previously invisible things become visible, enemies change or appear where they previously would not, things animate and come to life, etc.

The game has 3 possible endings (each with dramatically different implications for The Hunter). Which one the player will get will depend on how they interact with certain items in the game and on the player's own choices. One ending gives one extra super cool boss fight, and one gives 2 extra super cool boss fights hihi

There is a lot of like. cosmic level fuckery going on in Bloodborne. Nothing is as it seems and you should always doubt whether the places you encounter are the real world or no.

Random tidbit but I really love this: one of the objectively coolest and scariest monsters in the game is the Amygdala, named (and modelled) after the amygdala part of the brain which is responsible for processing fear (The Amygdala has a very important role in the lore, which makes all of this brain shit even cooler)

Big for me! The Hunter is canonly non-binary B-) (as shown in the bloodborne comics)

Why Bloodborne slaps and should be played by all:

Epic as shit

Fun. fast and interesting and intense

SP00KY in some parts

GREAT lore. (also very complicated lore. took me so many replays and so many hours of listening to video essays to understand it lol. in its essence it's a great & complicated story of human greed and foolishness, and our insignificance in the great scheme of things).

Strong vibes. Dark and gothic. mmm I love that shit. fuck!

it's all about the Lovecraftian-ism of it all

Cool & sexy outfits (every day I wish I looked like a Bloodborne character)

TRICK WEAPONS

Epic soundtrack (arguably contains the best ever FromSoftware boss soundtrack) (mmm when that Ludwig the Accursed/Ludwig the Holy Blade hits)

It's difficult and I like that. I don't like easy games.

& many more!

[solargeist]

It hurt in the beginning, but it hurt much MUCH more later on. You aren't even really aware that things are happening to you. They are subtle like that. After all, They have had the chance to prefect this process down to almost the second of becoming like Them.

Unfortunately, the perfected method is very painful. You feel it in your bones. Just a dull ache that makes you think of growing pains as a child. Something that once was easy to do; no longer works for how your body is structured (like climbing a tree or how when you used to cry, it would always be with tears that made your face too hot).

The shift from bones to being in your muscles would seemingly happen over night. Tendons feeling too rubbery and bendable and cartilage always became brittle. The nosebleeds became normal, and you are reassured that it is normal. (After all, it is to them.)

Eventually, it buzzes under your skin. Sometimes it feels like a phone vibrating under anywhere that might have blood, but then others it's impossible not to think of their being insects just under the first layer. (There are no bugs in the End. You know that. At least, you haven't seen any Endermites...) You hear it in your ear drums. Your teeth rattle ever so slightly in a way that makes your jaw hurt. The perpetual motion makes stomachs easier to upset and falling asleep almost impossible.

But eventually, after sitting too long in discomfort, you find out the meaning of these sorenesses. It is so much easier to mold something if it has been made pliable. They desire to bend, to snap, to stretch you as far as you'll go and then go farther.

Watchers are massive things in their fullness. Large and hulking creatures that can blot out the sun at their full hight. But one simply does get to being that size naturally. No, they had to be pulled up; spines and fingers being elongated, arms and legs extending out, and smiles made even wider to show more teeth.

The smile is why Grian doesn't ever bother having one shown. He hates to remember hooks pulling at his cheeks.

-Phantom

The way you go from DMing me to put him in a microwave, to this, is always fascinating, really, a littol gift to me 🫶

I think the Watcher holds his hair back when he’s sick, or gently rubs his back when he’s sore, even though it’s their fault he’s like this!!

[livingecho-arch]

me wifi died while writing out my bloodborn verse so here is this doodle of choir vissarion holding a kin & singing it this lullaby ( which the doll used to hum before being patched out for some reason ) !

[ohnoitstbskyen]

This is not an ask, simply a comment about how much I adore and re-watch your boss designs of Bloodborne and Dark souls 2, some of my favourite games of all time. And I'm vibrating with excitment to see your take on Dark souls 3, probably one of the most aaaah *everything* games to me. I have chronic fatigue and often need to spend days in bed and having your videos as background noise has saved my sanity more than once. Thank you thank you thank you.

I appreciate that a lot, thank you! Those videos have never been particularly popular upon release, but they have had exceptionally long tails, and it's been extremely joyful to see.

Boss Designs has always felt the most like my self-indulgent personal project, something which I do even though it's technically bad for business on YouTube, but the fact that people seem to enjoy watching and re-watching them, and seem to share and enjoy them so much, has been an absolute BLESSING to me. It's very validating that my creative project seems to be connecting with people first of all, and it's also good for business, since the algorithm "likes" (as much as an algorithm can like anything) when a channel's content gets decent engagement for years after it is posted.

[burnedwriter]

sitting on their face ft itto,zhongli,xiao

A/n:here are some headcannons while i go through the asks.i recently got bloodborne and elden ring and those game has occupide my time(im addicted) so i might add it to the list with the fandoms i will write.

warnings:!afab reader but with no female pronounce,sloppy pussy eating(itto),overstimulation(zhongli),squirting(zhongli),praising(xiao),69(xiao).

A/n:Mdni!!

👹Itto

👹itto is down to try new things with you,he loves spicing things up in the bedroom,as long as what you want doesnt require for him to hit you in any shape or form.

👹so when you offered to him to sit on his face,he didnt hesitated one bit.

👹be careful though itto is a messy eater he will be drowning in your juices,this man eats pussy like he is a starving man and this is the only thing he has to eat just to put it into perspective.

👹if you are hesitant to fully sit on his face,afraid that you might suffocate him,he will pumper you up with compliment and reassure you that everything will be fine.

👹‘‘fuck itto’‘you breathed out grinding yourself on the oni’s face as he drunk and lapped your juices with his broad tongue.

you and the oni wanted to spice things up in the bedroom,so you told him if you could sit on his face this time,which he immediatly agreed and with no hesitantion he position himself under you.

you only heard a groan in response from itto as he slurped and licked from the top to your core with long licks earning more moans from you.

your mind felt hazy the only thing you could do is moan out his name as you held into his horns,his strong arms wrapped around you thighs keeping you up as well as stopping you from twitching.

‘‘itto fuck i’m coming’‘the movement of your hips becoming more lazy before coming to a full as you didnt want to overstimulate your already sensitive cunt after your climax.You were particly drowning the mabunderneath you,getting off of him you sat next to itto,your backs now touching the headboard of the bed,as you both started to talk to eachother.

‘‘how did i do!?’‘itto questioned excited looking at your face waiting for an answer

‘‘‘you did amazing itto,we should do more things like that’‘you giggled happily as he wrapped and arm around you and pulled you closer to him.

🐉zhongli

🐉hes around 6.000 years old,so he has probably tried almost if not everything in the book.

🐉he is not hesitant at all,just like itto hes very willing to do it.

🐉he might not be a messy pussy eater but... he will overstimulate you until he knows you are satisfied fully,he puts your own pleasure above his.

🐉if you are hesitant or what to tap out he suggested to use a safe word just in case and he will immediatly stop if he hears it.

🐉he will tease with his tongue ,he will also nibble and kiss your inner thigh as he goes closer to your core,you will be a moaning mess by the end of the night

🐉‘‘zhongli~i cant do this anymore~’‘your voice hoarse from moaning for hours,your legs shaking barely keeping you up.

‘‘come on dear i know you have one more in you’‘zhongli murmured against your cunt as he sucked on your puff clit.

you fet your whole body vibrating as it was getting ready for another orgasm but this time the pressure in your lower abdomen felt a little weird,a feeling you have never felt before that started to grow stronger.zhongli’s tongue touched and licked the right places every time,he was experienced afterall but what made it better was his forked tongue that was due to him having a dragon form.

‘‘im close again~’‘you moaned once again grnding your cunt on his face.

finally reaching your climax your body shook violently as you reached the finish line,the pressure from your lower abdomen releasing into a stream of liquid allover his face,it took you some time to realized whats just happened as you were too busy staring at zhongli in shock.

‘‘im so sorry i-i didnt know that was going to happen’‘you spoke breaking the silence as you stumbled over your words from embarrassment,your face blushing bright red,only to see zhongli with a smug smie on his face.

‘‘it’s ok dear no need to panic’‘he let out a breathy laugh lighting up the mood,trying to reassure you that infact did not bother him at all,instead he started to wipe his face that was dumped with your nectar.

pulling you closer to him holding your hands with his making sure you were ok as he asked you if you need anything for him to bring you.

😠🍃xiao

🍃😠unlike the other two xiao is not only inexperienced but also very hesitant at your suggestion.he said ‘’thats how people suffocate’’ roling his eyes,making you laugh at his comment a little bit.

🍃😠it took you a long time to convince him and after weeks he finally caved in to your request and agreed.

😠🍃praise him!,when hes eating you out and you start praising him,he will get more confident in his actions and he will want to explore more things if he gets to be praised by you.

😠🍃though it will take him awhile until you try something new just like this one but at the end of the day its worth the wait.

😠🍃‘‘xiao you are doing so great~’‘you praised xiao,for someone who has never done this before he was really damn good at it.

seeing how painfully hard he was getting from this whole thing you decided to shift yourself and now you laid on his chest,freeing him from his pants,precum already started leaking from the tip of his cock

placing him close to your lips,giving him kitten licks tasting his salty precum before your lips parted and slowly starting taking him in your mouth,making him twitch a bit.waiting for a bit you started to bop your head up and down his cock as xiao continued to eat you out,earning a grunt from him.moaning on his cock you feel yourself getting closer to your climax just like he was.

feeling his cock pulse in your mouth but also from his groans that became increasingly more vocal feeling them on your cunt  adding to the pleasure, and with that both of you finished iin eahothers mouths,swallowing his seed as you got off him,you laid your head on his chest,placing his hand on your hair stroking them softly as you came down from your high.

[shyinsunlight]

Trick or Treat!

Snippet from a Tom/Regulus fic that will probably never see the light of day—featuring Tom, who works at Borgin & Burkes (a necessary step in his ultimate quest for world domination, nonetheless a miserable place to work at), and Regulus, a returning customer and host of the Pureblood Pride podcast.

Warning for NSFW.

“Good morning, Tom. I’m in need of some screamstones.”

Tom groans internally. Today is Saturday. On Thursday, it was a bloodborne vial. Two days before that, an obsidian dagger that Regulus thought had ��a delectable weight.’

“For what?” he asks flatly. 

Regulus pauses to examine a box of cursed chalices on display. He runs his fingertips across a shelf, collecting the dust and crumbling it with a wrinkled nose.

“Home décor.”

Tom sincerely doubts that screamstones make good home décor, seeing as they have a tendency to, well, scream. But he’s not one to question the aesthetic sensibilities of the young Black heir, so he simply grunts and starts rummaging around in the drawer.

“Your selection of potions still seems lacking,” Regulus comments, sauntering over. He leans over the counter, rests his elbows on the edge, and fixes Tom with an unmistakable look. 

He’s not undesirable to the eye, and Tom’s not above enjoying a different view than the dirty Knockturn wizards that usually make up his clientele. Besides, Knockturn wizards leave a few sickles on the best days, while this pocket rains galleons, and Tom is in unfortunate need of money. Tom has plans, dreams, and a fucking destiny. 

“Really, Tom, it wouldn’t kill you to make an effort and stock a few higher-end brews.”

“We carry what sells.”

“Boring,” Regulus is unimpressed.

Unwilling to push his luck, Tom conjures the stones and a bag and puts them on the counter. Customer service is a bitch.

Regulus pulls out his wallet and produces an obscene number of galleons, far exceeding the price of a bag of screamstones. Then he brushes a black lock out of his face and cocks an eyebrow as he slides the coins towards Tom.

Tom nods and locks the shop door with a flick of his wrist. He didn’t even bother to change the closed sign in the morning.

Not five minutes later, he’s kneeling between the pale thighs, head bobbing as he expertly gives the man the best blowjob of his life. He hums; the vibrations thrum through his throat and into his cock, which twitches impatiently in his trousers. He could easily solve the problem by riding Regulus until they both saw stars—but he wouldn’t put it past this arrogant little shit to pull out at the last moment and make a mess all over the floor just to annoy him. So he settles for rubbing himself through his trousers and continues his ministrations.

[ahamkara-apologist]

you have GOT to post guardian pics I'm begging you. feed us (me?) information about your characters. I must know. it is imperative

TYSM FOR ENABLING ME ANON BC THEY ARE MY BLORBOS AND IM VIBRATING ABOUT THEM. buckle the fuck up because this is gonna be a long fucking post

Okay first up is Aeris Sharphawk- aro/ace, he/him. he's my main character, my hunter, and the Young Wolf of my timeline.

He’s half-Awoken, half-Human (I’ll get to that in a moment, he’s actually an older oc of mine that I ported over from Bloodborne whose bastard nature needed a D2 equivalent), and the older half-brother to my solar titan, Marcelline Attenbough- one of the few little remnants from their past life that they were able to discover in a diary on Marcie’s corpse when they were rezzed together (which occurred because their ghosts are twins). He’s autistic, lawful neutral, and vastly prefers using Darkness over Light because of sensory issues; his ghost (Hoarfrost, previously Mercury) mods his helmets to drastically reduce noise, but he can’t help how Arc tingles, Solar burns, and Void numbs. Tends to spend most of his battles either hyperfocused or dissociated to deal with it. As for the lawful neutral title, that’s because he doesn’t fight for the Vanguard because of a loyalty to humanity, but exclusively for the survival of the Last City and everyone in it. This extended to House Light and the Cabal under Caital instantaneously, and would do so to Eramis if she so chose, because he really just doesn’t take most things personally. He's sometimes derogatorily called 'the Vanguard's Hound' because of this.  

He’s skilled with a bow, and is cursed with a resting haunted stare that can rival even the fiercest bird of prey- hence his title, given to him because his last name wasn’t present in the little diary that Marcie had when they were rezzed. Personality wise, he’s quiet, stoic, extremely efficient at what he does, fiercely protective of those he loves, and deeply curious about the unknown- though if you don’t know him, you’d never be able to guess it, because he struggles deeply with facial expressions and tone, giving him the appearance that he’s ruthlessly cold and unfeeling (pretty much the Guardian we see in game). Because of this, he tends to do much better with Eliksni than most of humanity- bar the Awoken, though Mara makes him deeply uncomfortable- and is thus far more comfortable with them. He’s the moon to Marcie’s sun, and helps keep her in check, for despite her cheery personality, she has a very strong sense of justice and a penchant for impulsive, temperamental behavior when she thinks that justice has been wronged. This goes both ways, however, as Aeris is the very definition of ‘curiosity killed the cat’; he voluntarily gets bit by venomous snakes at venom labs to see how immunity/allergies develops over time, and has a fascination with the Vex that got him a ‘needs watching’ report after he nearly jumped into a pool of radiolaria to see what would happen. The older-brother affection isn’t related to just Marcie, though; he’s unofficially adopted Eido as his younger sister (or kid? Because uhhh that curiosity of his has extended to fucking Misraaks once or twice), and is a mentor figure of sorts to Crow, though he’s unaware that Crow idolizes him; he only hunted Uldren down to keep Marcie out of trouble, as he didn’t like Cayde and was neutral on Uldren, so seeing Crow for the first time didn’t bother him at all. Tutored on occasion by Osiris, and thus has a very deep respect for him. 

People other than Marcie that he likes:  Zavala, Ikora, Osiris, Eido, Misraaks, Eris, and Variks, Petrichor-12 (oc), Viper-4 (oc, lightless guardian), Crow

People he dislikes: Cayde, the Spider, Clovis Bray, Savathun, Mara Sov, Petra Venj (can’t read her very well), anyone who is loud or insistent or confusing 

Primary class (Dark): Stasis

Primary class (Light): Arcstrider

Motifs: Dark, cool blue/silver, viper and hawk symbolism

Likes: Learning about things, working with the Eliksni, being good at being a hunter, bows/glaives/swords, playing with Strand, Gambit (surprisingly)

Dislikes: Crucible, loud noises, fusion rifles, snipers because of the kick (despite being very good with them), shotguns, fans and most other guardians 

Fun fact: When Hoarfrost and Solaris found them, it was in a frigid part of old Russia, with Aeris holding Marcie close to his chest with his back to the door- they had frozen to death while trying to keep each other warm, and were under a thick layer of permafrost. When they were risen, they found out their names, their relationship to each other, and the fact that their father was a cheating bastard who produced Aeris after screwing an Awoken woman for the novelty of it because Marcie had a little diary in her front pocket, which had been somewhat preserved by the cold. Both their ghosts theorize that the reason why Aeris is so drawn to Stasis and Marcie to Solar is because of how they died, though neither guardian will say anything about it. He can also speak near-fluent Eliksni.

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Then there’s Marcie, younger half-sister to Aeris and the sun to his moon; she/her, Solar Titan, lesbian, lawful good. Where he is quiet and introverted, she is loud and bombastic, and where he likes to dart in and strike down his enemies from afar, she likes to punch. I just recently made her in Destiny because the character creation doesn't really match how I see her, hence why she's got Arc on here

(closer to her actual face minus the blue eyes; this is a very old bloodborne pic)

Unlike her half-brother, Marcie is a full human, and- according to the diary she rezzed with- was objectively her father's favorite, though the feeling was not mutual, and their relationship was strained by her taking so kindly to the bastard son he tried to send away. Compared to Aeris, she's bright, bubbly, and outgoing, but has a fierce temper, and is quick to snap if something has pushed her too far-think a jack russel's terrier of a human being. Her ghost's name is Solaris (previously Quicksilver), and she prefers the Light and Solar by far. Her preferred method of combat is to hit first, ask questions later, which can be incredibly effective or incredibly dangerous depending on who's on the opposite end of her wrath. Her and Aeris share many quests together, with me typically attributing all the seasons that I didn’t play to Marcie, given that I didn’t make a Destiny character for her for the longest time. 

She was best friends with Cayde, and was so devastated by his death that Aeris had to go instead, as she would have killed anything and everything in vengeance without a second thought. She did, however, kill Riven- something that Aeris himself was somewhat reluctant to do,given his fascination with the Ahamkara. She's stubborn as a mule, surprisingly strong despite her small stature (well, small-ish), and is an absolute massive lesbian, with her type specifically being 'big strong ladies who can kill me'- which was primarily why she wasn't allowed to fight Eramis, or other big hotties, as she has a pretty hardcore crush on her. (The second reason was that she would have stood and bickered with Eramis about the ethics of what she was doing until either one or the other yielded). Instead, she was assigned to work with Misraaks to evacuate House Light refugees, which ended up being a fortuitous partnership with the coming of the Endless Night. Now, her primary work for the Vanguard consists of aiding Eliksni refugees, along with general alien-human politics and tackling xenophobia, as well as working on being an apprentice Splicer. She is very, VERY passionate about equal rights and will drag you to the Crucible if you fight her- and good fucking luck winning against her, because she fucking loves the Crucible and will beat your ass everytime. She’s somewhat of a local celebrity in that reguard

Her deep fondness for her brother comes primarily from the fact that he is one of the few people to take her seriously without either asking her to calm down or come off as patronizing- he's also a well of stability to her excitable moods, the voice of reason to her hyperempathy. While he keeps her from biting off more than she can chew, she acts as his translator + guide, yanking him back onto the path of sanity if he starts to wander into the Deep, and helping him with dysfunction things that Hoarfrost can’t do. She also enjoys working through the data he collects, even if she has no desire to go searching for it herself, so they make a good pair- even if, like most siblings, they will argue over every little thing and sometimes drive each other up the walls with their stubbornness.

I've already mentioned that she got along with Cayde, but her other friends at the tower are Shaxx, Drifter, Saint-14, and Ada-1. Misraaks is her mentor, as well as one of the few people who can talk her down from stupid shit, with uh…questionable results. And while she couldn't stand the sight of Crow when Aeris dragged him back, she managed to befriend him reguardless, mostly because he was so different from the Uldren she remembered that she couldn’t help but accept him for who he was. She often went out drinking with him and Amanda, and was devastated when she died. 

People she likes: Cayde, Shaxx, Drifter, Saint-14, Ada-1, Misraaks, Crow, Amanda (rip), Caiatl

People she dislikes: Uldren Sov, The Osmium Siblings, The Spider, Lakshmi-2, anyone against the Eliksni or people who are rude to Aeris, Calus

Likes: Crucible, Gambit, fucking around with weapons in new and creative ways, going out to drink with friends, playfully flirting, helping with construction work around the Eliksni District, playing around with the Light, moths and other fuzzy creatures

Primary Class (Light): Solar

Primary Class (Dark): Strand

Dislikes: Fighting Eliksni, any exploding enemies that she can’t punch, bows because Aeris will always be better than her at using them, the fact that Aeris fucked Misraaks at one point for science, being alone, her inability to score a girl who isn’t a war criminal

Motif: crimson and gold, bears or lion with eagle wings

Fun fact: Her grasp on Eliksni is actually more fluent than Aeris, and she spends a good deal of her time in the Tower socializing with people while he’s off doing…whatever.

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Okay, now onto Petrichor-12, who decided to nope out of being a Guardian so I deleted their slot to make Marcie before I really did anything to dazzle them up

Petrichor-12 is a now-retired guardian that actually came from a dream I had before I even played Destiny. They/them or he/him, neutral good, Void titan, ghost is seldom-speaking and called Whisper. Neutral good. I attribute them with D1 content, so they’re the guardian that killed Crota and Oryx, though Marcie and Aeris were also there to help.

Petrichor is an older, somewhat quiet, melancholy do-gooder that's been haunted by guilt ever since they found out the memories of who they were via the Deep Stone Crypt- a bodyguard for Clovis Bray that was turned to a path of anger, abuse, and violence after agreeing to be tested on for power, and got corrupted by the Darkness. This, paired with being rezzed in the Dark Ages, means that they have a lot of trauma surrounding violence, power, and the dilemma of being made to kill when all you want to do is save people. As such, Eramis's predicament troubles them greatly, and while it was them who gunned her down in conjunction with Aeris, they often found themselves returning to her frozen body on Europa to talk to her (presumed corpse) about Darkness corruption in a sort of venting monologue-advice system, which worked both as a way of fending off their troubles as well as keep an eye on her state- though now that she’s defrosted they’ve vowed never come near her again out of embarrassment. 

While retired, they are a stalwart defender of anyone who needs it and a keeper of peace, driven partially by a genuine desire to do good and a need to prove themselves not the person that they used to be. No longer able to mingle with other guardians or humanity at large due to PTSD from what they learned, they live in the Botza district as an ambassador between the Eliksni and humanity, they like to knit + quilt in their free time, teaching whichever hatchlings will listen and getting tutored on weaving by old Wolves in return. They're also 6'3", so…lorge. Zavala and Misraaks are the two people they talk to the most outside of the Eliksni refugees, and they drop by to say hi to Eva and knit with her whenever they have the chance. The war with the Witness is threatning to bring them out of retirement, something that they are deeply unhappy with. 

People he likes: Namrask, Misraaks, Saladin, Zavala, Ikora, Osiris (recently), Marcie and Aeris, Saint-14, Eris (complicated)

People they dislike: Themselves, Osiris (formerly), Eramis (reminds them of themselves), Ghaul, Oryx, Xivu Arath, Clovis Bray, anyone who goads them to fight, Elsie and Ana Bray by association, Rasputin 

Motif: gold and sapphire blue, used to have a gryphon motif but stopped wearing it because they don’t want to be recognized as the Kingkiller

Likes: Knitting, sewing, weaving, gardening, really anything restorative they can do with their free hands that forces their mind not to wander

Class (Light): Void, sometimes Arc

Class (Dark): no.

Dislikes: War, fighting, being a guardian, everything that has to do with what they used to be, anything Braytech sciences, the cumulative trauma from the Dark Ages and seeing recordings of who they used to be in the Deep Stone Crypt, their own fear of themselves

Fun fact: Petrichor-12 can speak Eliksni fluently, having modulated their voice and hearing to be able to incorporate the subsonic clicks and chirps in their speech, and is now working on learning Ulurant despite not at all liking the Cabal empire

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Ash: Another dream character of mine, and my newest Guardian (so she’s somewhat of a wip). She/her, solar + void warlock, chaotic neutral to lawful evil depending on her mood. Pansexual but bitchless. Rezzed in the tail end of the Dark Ages, just long enough for her to see how horrible everything was but not long enough to see the true extent of it. Scholar of the Light, and most recently a scholar of the Dark as well.

Ashe is a warlock with an awful temper, a moral code that changes on a whim, and a ravenous appetite for knowledge that comes at the cost of everyone else, including herself. Her ghost (an anxious and caring little lass) is called Nutmeg, and is pretty much the only indicator that she has a soft spot. Ashe dedicated herself to learning how to get closer to the Light, but unlike the more conventional meditations that people usually do to, she was inspired by ancient Greek priestesses and decided for a more unconventional route- by doing hard drugs. By getting either extremely drunk or very high, she claims that she overcomes the need for meditation (or, rather, bypasses it entirely because she’s too impatient for it) and gains a deeper connection with her powers, as she’s connecting with it instinctually rather than choosing to seek it out. Nutmeg and many others are not as convinced about this method, but they also can’t deny that it doesn’t have its perks, as Ash does have a very powerful connection to her light- mainly through exploding things, or setting everything around her on fire. It’s how she used to survive the Warlords she’d steal from in the Dark Ages, and she’s known specifically for her ability to mimic a nova bomb, but with solar power, which is strong particularly for how unexpected it is. 

However, being constantly hungover and harbouring no friends doesn’t exactly have its benefits, and as a result Ashe is almost always grumpy, abrasive, quick to anger, quick to turn to cruel jibes and mocking when being defensive (which is often), and is generally awful to be around. She has no friends other than Nutmeg (whose bond has become strained as of late, since Ashe is now turning to substance abuse for coping with the impending threat of the Witness rather than simply using it for her studies), her apartment is an uncleaned shithole she only uses for crashing in when she’s particularly out of it, and she's constantly in a state of passive-aggressive warfare with Osiris, as she and him used to occasionally cross paths and share research; they might have had a student-teacher dynamic if they didn’t grate so abrasively, and if Ashe wasn’t so much of a lone wolf. He’s tried to whip her into shape a couple of times, but to no avail- they just devolved into shouting matches. Pretty much the only people she listens to are the Drifter and Nutmeg, but whether or not she’ll actually take their advice is a toss-up. 

Despite this, she will overall always choose to do what's right and will begrudgingly trudge along with people in random strikes to ensure that important missions get done, as she fears failure more than she does judgment. And yet, to an extent she also fears judgment, for part of the reason why she’s so cruel is to keep people at arm’s length, so as to prevent them from learning her weaknesses- not even her constant complaining about being bitchless will cover up that the core reason why she makes no effort to clean herself up and be nicer is because she fears vulnerability. She’s also brilliant with the Light and cunningly adept with the Dark, which is why the Vanguard continues to ask for her help and expertise.   

People she likes: the Drifter, Hawthorne, Nutmeg, Eido, Toland, Shaxx to most everybody’s surprise

People she dislikes: Pretty much the whole Vanguard and 90% of other guardians, Saladin, the Iron Lords, Osiris, Misraaks, 

Primary class (Dark): Stasis, wants to learn Strand but has a hard time letting go

Primary class (Light): Solar, Void

Likes: Learning nuances of the Light that others don’t go into detail to, connecting with the Light, growing more powerful and shaping it into new, experimental Supers that would make Zavala have a heart attack if he saw them in action, taking leadership in Strikes and prodding around New Lights to teach them about what it is to be a Guardian (but gently), killing assholes to put them in their place, spooking people

Dislikes: Being told what to do, being reminded that she’s a mess, being reminded that she’s afraid and that her behavior is starting to turn self-detrimental, being looked down on by other Guardians, the restrictive nature of Vanguard protocol that keeps her from playing around with her experimental supers, guardians who have no respect or care about mortal lives, getting kicked from bars for fighting said guardians with no respect or care for mortal lives, being reminded that she has a soft side and cares so much for other people that it scares her

Colours/theme: black, flame-gold, and green

Fun fact: Likes the Hive aesthetic, and knows their tongue just for the hell of it. Has quite a bit of fun tormenting and taunting Hive Lightbearers, loves digging around the Osmium Siblings. Despite this, she’s not passionate about the Hive, and doesn’t care one bit if they’re wiped out or not. She also pretty much never takes off the Stag helm, as dropping a rift on death has saved her ass more than once, and tends to sleep in her robes. It’s a miracle that she doesn’t stink something awful, but smells perpetually like smoke instead.

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and last but not least: Viper-4, an ex-guardian who I have almost nothing on because he tends to be a side character: he/him, trans exo, primarily black chassis with red markings, not yet settled on alignment. A friend of Aeris, he's an ex-Hunter who is now the primary caretaker for a variety of venomous snakes whose species have survived the Collapse. He collects their venom to try to recreate old Golden-Age medicines and antivenom- which he does with Aeris's help- and had his forearms modded with soft silicone so that the snakes don't hurt him if they bite him. Generally a friendly and chill guy, but has a melancholy air as most Ghostless do, and wants to learn Strand so that he has some modicum of control over the elements again, as his lack of feeling the Light was the hardest part about his Ghost's death. Much like Brya and Sagira, his ghost sacrificed her to save him, but he blames himself for her death and pretty much entirely refuses to talk about it. Used to be quite adept with Void. I note that he's trans here because it carried over into his exo body, as he was raised with synthetic top surgery scars that were then worked into beautiful engravings of flowers, swords, and snakes by Viper-1

[subzeroparade]

uhh hmm are there any songs in particular that remind you of Bloodborne characters? Like either lyrics wise or vibes wise?

I definitely have a little playlist of Bloodborne Vibes™️, but I feel like Arcade Fire's 2007 album Neon Bible (their greatest, and one of my all-time favourite albums across the board) is a pretty solid Bloodborne mood - Black Mirror, The Well and the Lighthouse, Black Wave/Bad Vibrations, but obviously Neon Bible (take the poison of your age) and, without question, the absolute banger Intervention (working for the church while your life falls apart). For instrumentals, I have always wanted some insane cinematic cutscene of eldritch horror to the tune of Roomful of Teeth's Partita for 8 Voices: No. 3, Courante. If you've seen the series Dark, then you know. feel free to share your recs if you have them! ty for the ask :) here is a Maria sketch, in my favourite iteration of Maria - wearing men's clothing better than any man could.

[tra1nchi]

not a request!

ok ik that this isn't bloodborne but I don't play bloodborne so 😞 I am so sorry

but seriously tho I'M STILL ON WELT YANG WHIMPERING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

painting him on a canvas while he has a vibrator in him and you ask (more like instruct ehehghe) to stay still while reader paints welt....

he be gasping and moaning, begging for reader to get a move on but artist!reader being like "Awe, my petal, a few more strokes (of paint), yeah?” ♡

“Ah- please..”

AAJRJTJJSJDH I'm BITING MY TONGUE

this isn't as long because brain juice is nearly out but ARGGGG WELT

I can forgive easily for this wittle treat, I read ur asks kicking my feet and giggling with absolute raw joy

[keybladespirit]

8. Lies of P

It's the closest thing we're ever going to get Bloodborne 2. It's the Kingdom Hearts of Bloodborne in so many ways. It's the most interesting use of public domain stories I've seen in years, but that may just be the fact I'm not too well read in media outside games.

They just get so much right. The weird half dark fantasy half sci-fi lore, the use of controller vibrations, the fee of the fucking parry. It's all perfect This game was my perfect fix for the Dark Souls formula and is currently in the running for my game of the year, by which I mean my favorite game that I played this year.

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Favourite Bloodborne bosses? Or just favourite things about Bloodborne in general

Its also my favourite fromsoft game and my god

Lady Maria

I am forever rotating her in my mind, my favourite fromsoft lady

Vibrating so hard all my skin falls off. I could write essays about how Bloodborne’s entire premise and story centers around a parent who can’t understand its child’s wants and needs and inadvertently ends up hurting them but ANYWAYS. Here’s my top 10 Bloodborne bosses

1. Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower

2. Gehrman, the First Hunter

3. Vicar Amelia

4. Mergo’s Wet Nurse

5. Moon Presence

6. Ludwig, the Holy Blade

7. Laurence, the First Vicar

8. Orphan of Kos

9. Darkbeast Paarl

10. Martyr Logarius

[tasty-bitch-nugget-666]

Theresa Caputo's hair is actually a toupee, she's actually a celestial minion from bloodborne and she uses her massive head to pickup vibrations from the other side to contact the dead.

[ceph-the-ghost-writer]

hi! for the ask game

5. 📓 NOTEBOOK: Share 7 lines from a WIP of your choice!

11. 🌈 RAINBOW SLOTH: Wild card! Share one thing about your WIP that you have been waiting to be asked about!

any WIP you feel like talking about (or wips)

- @vsnotresponding :]

Hi! Thanks for sending these in. :D

📓 Notebook [From a scene based on a prompt an anonymous user sent to my inbox]

“Perhaps one day, little cousin. But I’m here now about a matter of life, not death.”

Renato promptly redirected his gaze to a spiny shoulder when his lids snapped open. He knew that voice, though it didn’t usually vibrate inside his skull as well as his ears. Kinslayer. This stygian horror with eyes like twin spots God had missed while filling in Creation was Kinslayer. Or at least part of them.

🌈 Rainbow Sloth [Sort of concerns all my wips? But the Dysthanasia series more specifically]

Cassius Mergus is only half-lying about being born during the reign of Justinian I in Constantinople (now it's Istanbul, been a long time gone, etc). The timing's about right, and he did start his current career in the great walled city as well as surrounding lands. What he's leaving out is being born and raised in Arasind, the magical realm adjacent to Earth. He'd already been turned into a bloodborn by the time he decided to make Earth his forever home (a choice based on how much easier it would be to exploit a world with much less experience and knowledge of magic).

There are two other characters who share and know his origins. While both have their uses, he is, of course, going to have to see them dead eventually. Nothing personal. It's just business.

[silenthillmutual]

*holds mic up to your face* what’s your opinon on elden ring and other soulsborne games?

elden ring... i see her every day... in my dreams.... (has not had the money to purchase elden ring. i will be doing this with my next paycheck now that we have a tv to actually play it on!)

i have played some of bloodborne and my verdict is that i like it a lot but holy hell i am bad at it. i started the remastered dark souls a couple of days ago and i'm vibrating out of my seat i need richie to come home so i can play it more. okay i know i need to make dinner first but that is besides the point.

i will say though that i genuinely think the "it's not hard git gud" mindset is a disease gamers need to get out of. yes there are many large monsters with flailing attacks but that advice isn't helpful. some of us [me] are bad at combat. "well then why are you playing a soulsborne game" i hear you asking. because i think they are pretty and the music is good and sometimes you can be bad at something and still have fun doing it.

[dxrknessembr8ced]

8:03 P.M.

Seth now in their home sitting in the desk studying and examining the biomass that have seem to began to act odd. It's moving, vibrating a bit but doesn't seem into trying to break out of the jar where they contained it. Cautiously opening the jar while taking a blood sample using a small syringe placing said sample into the microscope. Staring in the scope finally meeting face to face with the T-virus in all it's glory. Stated by them the virus had mutated into new strains that are airborne and bloodborne. What's more fascinating is that the blood cells from the bio mass are dead. Yet the virus mutated the host's body and blood to become this horrid bio mass that spreads the virus further into area. Not only turning the villagers into the undead but also have the B.O.W.s. evolved into much more powerful monstrosity. Upon staring and research, they see that the virus begun mutating thus the hosts somewhere is mutating as they speak.

Fascinated with what have happen Seth had decided to write down in their notes and all there is left is giving the virus a new name that is a long category of other strains of the T-virus from pasts bioterrorists attacks and such. They grabbed a tape recorder from the side and started recording themselves.

" Audio log number 7 I have obtain a blood sample from the biomass I discovered on my way to research. And I found such interesting yet disastrous results the host's own cells have been dead, what seemed to be a hundred years, yet it has claim them. What I gathered from rumors of Erebus. I have decided to call the virus by definition as T-Erebus. What I gathered the name erebus is an old greek name after the primordial god of darkness and it is very intriguing. So far in my miserable life, I'm making good progress, I need mo- "

In a flash the entire jar next to them began to shake immediately as the bio mass now appearing to, producing?! They stopped the voice recording and immediately ran into the other room to grab something for the bio mass which it shattered the entire glass as something is emerging out of the flesh. A small human hand popped out as it emerge from said bio mass. They finally came back with a handgun and a couple of incendiary grenades to combat the flesh from growing and expanding their home but what they see is the flesh out of the jar didn't grow instead, they saw small little blood prints on the table and into floor. Carefully they move into the room with side arm in their hands as they notice something moving under their desk. They slowly turned on the flashlight and cautiously looked under the table only to discover the most shocking thing that had emerged from the bio mass, what they saw was...a small child-like Hsien-Ko peak out from under the table fully developed at such a small form.

" HI HI~! "

" What the fu- "

Yeahh, this isn't what Seth had expected in their research. Nonetheless this begins the next scientific breakthrough of a life time as the synthetic have discovered that the host Hsien-Ko has the ability of cell division.

[the-enzyme]

My January haul finally arrived! It definitely wasn’t express by any freaking means, but it was still expensive as all heck (thanks to limited shipping options, DHL had to be, all risks included!). Luckily, all my items arrived damage free, more so my Figma, which I was most worried for. The Sega Giyu prize figure does have damage, but that’s probably from being a pre-owned item. There was no damage outside the box, to justify the figure’s box damage.

From left to right, back row to front: BanDai Ichiban Kuji My Hero Academia Fight On! G Prize- Chokonokko Figure Shoto Todoroki (Game-prize); Good Smile Company Figma Bloodborne The Old Hunters Edition Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower DX Edition; Takara Tomy PLEX YuraYura Head Attack on Titan Eren Yeager Complete Figure X2; PLEX Yura-Yura Head NARUTO Shippuden Itachi Uchiha Complete Figure; Banpresto NARUTO Shippuden VIBRATION STARS -UCHIHA ITACHI- II (Game-prize); Sega "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba" Chokonose Premium Figure "Giyu Tomioka"  Pillar's Meeting  (Game-prize). Front row: Genesis Company PICCODO Series PIC-H003D Alternative Hands Set C Doll White; A3 Chara Clear Case "NARUTO Shippuden" 22/ Itachi Uchiha & 14/ Sasuke Uchiha Flower ver. (New Illustration); A3 Chara Acrylic Figure "NARUTO Shippuden" 13/ Sasuke Uchiha Flower ver. (New Illustration); ; Bandai Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War CharaStom Sticker BIG Byakuya Kuchiki; A3 (Faux/PVC) Leather Sticky Notes Book "NARUTO Shippuden" 06/ Sasuke Uchiha & 14/ Itachi Uchiha Flower ver. (New Illustration).

I am super happy with the Yura-Yura figs, a bit upset I didn’t get two of Itachi as well -- I kind of forgot I got two of Eren, I was regretting that but I did get two! I wish I would have gotten the Hunter figma in the DX re-release like Lady Maria’s but I didn’t have the funds back then. I only was able to get the weapon set for my 1st release of the Old Hunter figma. Now, I wish I would have gotten the DX version too, because this one’s packaging is so beautiful IRL, definitely collector worthy! I seriously need to stop hoarding those acrylic things and clear files/cases, because they really do nothing except add to s/h costs, and they are kind of costly when you get so many of them at once. I am super happy with the Byakuya sticker, although it is not even big enough to be called small, let alone have “BIG” in the sticker’s official name. DX Also got the baby Sasuke & Naruto Megahouse Nyaruto figures --- most expensive tinier than a sigh figures I’ve purchased, ever!! Yet I am super happyw I was able to get them for not too crazy expensive, they are adorable! Now just four more to go! lol! I also got a set of Piccodo hands, which i’ll probably never do anything with.