#BloodPumps

[market-insider]

Centrifugal Blood Pumps Market Trends and Analysis: Comprehensive Overview of Market Size, Share, Growth

The global centrifugal blood pumps market size is expected to reach USD 136.1 million by 2030, registering a CAGR of 5.0% during the forecast period, according to a new report by Grand View Research, Inc.  Demand for centrifugal blood pumps is increasing owing to its several advantages such as low maintenance costs, small in size, and less capital investment. Thus, such advantages offered by centrifugal blood pumps are estimated to fuel the market growth during the forecast period.

Centrifugal Blood Pumps Market Report Highlights

The electronic segment held the largest revenue share in 2023. High product efficacy is a major factor augmenting segment growth.

The hospitals segment is leading market growth due to the increasing number of patient visits and advanced infrastructure in hospitals as compared to other healthcare facilities.

North America held the largest revenue share in the market in 2023 and is predicted to maintain its dominance over the forecast period. This is attributable to strong per capita healthcare spending and favorable healthcare policies that have led to the introduction of cardiotomy suction devices.

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Growing clinical experience and cardiotomy suction devices have led to a significant increase in usage of mechanical centrifugal blood pumps and to the improvement of outcomes after short and long-term support. As the interventional methods in the cardiovascular field continue to develop and a majority of critically ill patients undergo treatment, the demand for mechanical centrifugal blood pumps is increasing drastically in this field.

Changing lifestyles and an increase in the prevalence of lifestyle-associated diseases are also expected to contribute to market growth. The increasing prevalence of diseases such as diabetes, obesity, and cardiovascular diseases coupled with the rising number of geriatric population are fueling the demand for cardiovascular procedures. Treatment of such diseases involves the use of cardiotomy suction devices, which, in turn, is expected to drive the market over the forecast period.

List of Key Players in the Centrifugal Blood Pumps Market

Medtronic

LivaNovaplc

Qura srl

Abbott Laboratories

Terumo Corporation

Braille Biomedica Ltd.

Getinge AB

3M

Baxter International

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We have segmented the global centrifugal blood pumps market report based on type, end use, and region.

[dayasan]

📷 Mornebrume, Southeastern Sanbreque

[cardiologistdrfarhanshikoh]

ℹ️ क्या आप अपने दिल के बारे में जानते हैं?

आपका दिल एक अद्भुत अंग है! यहाँ कुछ रोचक तथ्य हैं:

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2️⃣ क्या आप जानते हैं कि आपके शरीर में हर कोशिका को दिल से रक्त प्राप्त होता है, केवल आंख की कोरिया को छोड़कर? यह एक अनूठा अपवाद है!

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[triton-maldives]

World Heart Day!💝💝 {29th September}

Heart is a fist-sized organ that pumps blood throughout our body. Our brain and nervous system direct our heart's function. A healthy heart is the key to a long and healthy life, makes our heart beat, why not realize life again and take proper care of it.

[alterpack-drivethru]

dearest mod packet will you please bless us with a Dream or Wilbur alter... go crazy with it, I'd love to see ur take on either of em!! just be sure to include names that arent too related to "Dream" or "Wilbur" dnjshfj :3 thank you mod packet !!!

– @bloodpumping

You're only given a little spark of madness...

A C!Wilbur & C!Dream Alter Inspiration Pack. Packs will not be a 1 to 1 to the headmate! Scrap whatever isnt needed!

TW FOR: Religious Trauma mentions, Mind Control Mentions, Drug mentions

⋆₊ ♱ name: Wilson, Wil, Terrence, Maverick, Maddoc, Abel, Ozwald, Vesper, Icarus, Simon,

⋆₊ ♱ age: Chrono 40+, DistantAge (An age that feels distant to your being, for whatever reason that may be) TransPerma25

⋆₊ ♱ gender: Grimegender, Rotgender, oddthing, deaddfluid, somethingmasc, Chaos Gender

⋆₊ ♱ pronouns: Hx/Ix/Thxy/He/It/They/Vi/Vim/Dead/Rot/Hollows/Golds/Things/Dusts/Reviveself/Soulself

⋆₊ ♱ source: DSMP

Did not leave for utah for "selfish reasons", as hx will say

Gained complicated forgiveness from Tommy, due to still having high regards for Dream.

⋆₊ ♱ species: Human-thing, Zombie Equivalent. Was once purely human, but the process of revival had taken away many parts of his original humanness. He is often numb to most forms of pain, and refers to it as feeling like he has a body made of stones and bricks.

⋆₊ ♱ relationship ids: Gay, Aroweird, Caligosexual

⋆₊ ♱ cis-ids: Revived, Cane user, Disabled, Mind controlled, Drug User (Uses to self soothe), Low Empathy, Cold blooded, Harmful, Stitched, CPTSD, Depression, BPD, Schizoaffective, God Complex, Severe Flashbacks, Amnesia, Emotion Repression, Manic, Manipulative, Manipulated, Groomed, Perci-Villian

⋆₊ ♱ trans-ids: Transliving, Minecraft Heart, TransPolyhearted (where one feels they should have multiple hearts either literally, or by soul), TransPOTS, Trissreligioustrauma, TransSevProgramming, TransRomantic, TransCOTARD's, TransNPD, TransSevTrauma, Trisbirace, TransObsessive, Transgermanaccent, TransDystonia

⋆₊ ♱ extra-ids: PermaSickly, PermaAbusen (abused + abusive), PermaAge25, PermaManic, NullSoul, PermaCold, PermaLonely, PermaRotScentic, PermaFrankenstine (Limbs are from different people. From test experiments to Dreams revival process)

⋆₊ ♱ roles: Hyperludusian, Compulsion Keeper, Pain Absorber, Cassmate, Shock Absorber, BPD Delusion Calmer, Depression Holder, Distortionist, Hypnotical Persecutor, Guilt Trip Fighter, Chef, Sickness Nuller

⋆₊ ♱ triggers:

Pos: When They Come for Me, Cigarettes, Trains, Strategy Games, Ravens, Cooking, Flags/Researching Flag History, Debating

Neu/Complicated: Philza, Caramel Pie, Journals/Planners, Little Brother Figures, Diamond Swords, Train Stations, Bright red lights

Neg: Teddy's Taxidermy, Explosions, Prime (Religion), Needles, Deserts, Hands Being bound/Restricted, Hot Tea, Bad drug trips, Hospital/Emergency Room Settings

⋆₊ ♱ faceclaim:

⋆₊ ♱ name: Dremyr, Tristin, Ridge, Fawn/Folly, Wolfen/Wolf, Iso, Dread, Morana, Sol,

⋆₊ ♱ age: Chrono 200+, Immortal, AgeForever

⋆₊ ♱ gender: EndermanGender, Xeno-Intersex, Masc Agender, Innoruien, SickThing, timarix

⋆₊ ♱ pronouns: He/Him/Thxt/Thxng/Hym/Faer/Bliss/Gods/Shi/Hirs/Muttself/Nxghtself

(Thxt/thxng is pronounced That thing, that things, that thingself. Nxght/Nxghtself is Night)

⋆₊ ♱ source: DSMP

Hir Revival involved more than a revival book, and is more medically trained due to it.

Is from the farlands before thxt thxng's home was destroyed

⋆₊ ♱ species: Disguised, Will often try an hide thxt thxng's identity from visual perception. Is a White Enderman. May have more sensitivities than normal Enderman alters. May disguise thxt thxngself to be another headmate, but with unmistakable details.

⋆₊ ♱ relationship ids: Hypersexual BPD, Guiltsexual, CupidoRomantic, AcaniRomantic

⋆₊ ♱ cis-ids: Autistic, BPD, NPD, Moral OCD, Mind controller, Programmer, Scarred, PermaMasked, PermaDisguised, Green Blood, Abusive, Manipulative, Grave Robber, Killer, Apathetic, Enderman, Hypersexual

⋆₊ ♱ trans-ids: TransPredator, TransSevHarmful, TransMortal, TransHuman, PanAccent, TransConabuse, TransPerci-Monster, TransASPD, TransDelusional, TransSemi-mute, TransGod, TransMinecraftDeity, TransController, TransPanOCD, TransSwordsman, TransPsychosis

⋆₊ ♱ extra-ids: TransPermaShapeshifter, PermaController, PermaProgrammer, PermaBloody, Permabloodstainedfur

⋆₊ ♱ roles: Apathy Holder/Cassmate, Interventioner, Bodily Caretaker, Apperance Morpher (More frequent to change the bodys outfit to hide more), Hypersexual Holder, Emergency Responder, Mortician, Death Distractor, Trauma Holder

⋆₊ ♱ triggers:

Pos: Stone Wall Stone Fence, Picking Fruit, Grave Robbing, Bridges, Painting, Cleaning, Panthers

Neu/Complicated: Tommy & Wilbur, Water, Ticking Clocks, Cabins, Snow, Being in friend groups

Neg: Empty Plains Fields, Butterflies, Being surrounded, Unwanted Sexualness, Bubbling Lava, Lava Sounds, Sam (gets angry rather than scared)

⋆₊ ♱ faceclaim:

[shrimplymoray]

This is... Very much self-indulgent and for my own comfort right now. So, excuse anything that may be off, or a bit OOC. TW: Apathy crisis, existential crisis.

Cronus Ampora x Reader - Apathy

Cronus was never the smartest fish in the sea when dealing with people, especially when it is other's feelings. He may seem like the emotional type of guy (he has cried multiple times for human love songs), but dealing with others is way out of his league. He - and the rest of the Beforus trolls for that matter - keep wondering how he managed to actually score one. He was used to shooting his shot at others and missing by well over a mile, so his oh-so-not-smooth flirts actually hitting a soft spot for you made him lose his composure, and get fidgety. An adorable view, truly. Though in past times his bluntness and lack of emotional knowledge never affected you, it seemed as though fate had other plans. Apathy. Something all 13 of you have become used, almost acquaintances to. Sadly, being used does not mean it is easy to deal with. Some of you, like Meulin and Rufioh, have mastered the art of surrounding yourself with others to get better. Latula and Porrim tend to dive into hobbies to lessen the effects. You? Oh... Even after what seemed like thousands of years, it is a mystery what actually helps you. That is why, this time, Cronus went too far for you. It was simple, you were faking till you got better, but he ran his mouth too much. "Heyy~ hot stuff, are ya mad at somefin? Did'ya stub yer toes? Ya so dry it shorelly must'vwe been somefin goin' on." A pause, and an answer "I don't know what you're talking about Cro." "Huh? C'mon, bae~ Lemme guess... Meenah talked shit 'bout yer hair?" "Is... there something with my hair?" "wvah- NONONO! No it, uh, it looks as great as ya! Like alwvays, I just, uh, y'knowv howv she can get, haha!" You knew he was not trying to make you mad, yet... He didn't seem charming when being a dork, this time. Your pause, the look in your void white eyes that stared at his, and your look at the distance. That showed him something really was up. And also that he fucked up big time by running his mouth today. "Hey... Hey, look at me." "What?" "Y'knowv ya can trust me, right? Ya been here for me, wvhat good of a matesprit wvould I be if I didn't do the same?" ... "It's the... the thing, again. This stupid thinkpan of mine can't seem to co-work with my bloodpumper. It's like... Y'know how, like, sometimes the reality hits us? that... that we are gonna be here, forever. We will never grow old, travel the world, or... or have a life, again. We are stuck in the bubbles, and we don't have a future ahead of us anymore. Any... certainty we had once, from the moment our session ended, it will never occur, like, ever again." "Wvoah..." It took a while, the two of you staring at the abyss, on the edge of the dreambubble you two have been sitting on, a special place for you, as this is one of your bubbles. No one said anything. You couldn't feel uncomfortable, at that moment. The lack of emotions took a deep toll on you, but you instinctively looked at Cronus. When he looked at you, however, he didn't seem worried. Or afraid. He took his goofy fake 'human' cigarette put it on the corner of his mouth, and gave you his side grin. Not the smug one, the one he puts whenever he is really confident about what he is going to say. "I mean, ya not wvrong, by any means but... heh... Do ya think it is bad? I mean, hey! Wve are gonna be all here forevwer, so that means wve can at least, like, be together for eternity or wvathevwer. I used to be pretty damn bad wvith these apathy shellnanigans but... I'm not really that afraid anemonemore. I havwe the best fuckin' matesprit in the wvhole 'bubbles and, like, I'm pretty damn shore I can live the rest of a boring eternity if I havwe ya to make it interestin'!" As you two stared to the far, far void of nothing, outside the bubble, you instinctively reached a hand on top of his, which, as always, sent his face into a violet blush mess, and managed to drag a smile and chuckle out of you. "Can't complain with that, really."

[headmateelevator]

hold the door!! someone's coming!

OMORIFNAFSUBSYS PART 2

REQ BY @bloodpumping

name(s) - Hero , Henry , Harmony

pronouns - he / they / she / it / dream / bake

gender(s) - boy , herocharic , bakergender , chefgender

orientations - bisexual

role(s) - chef , love holder

species - human

source(s) - Hero , Omori

emoji(s) - 🧁 , 🍩 , �� , 🥧

faceclaims -

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name(s) - Basil , Flow , Briaar , Daisy , Clove

pronouns - he / it / they / sprout / bloom / sun / leaf / fluer / petal , photo

gender(s) - boy , flowergender , basilgender ,

orientations - achillean / mlm

role(s) - gardentender , BPD holder (if you have BPD) , soother , anxiety holder

species - Human

source(s) - Basil , Omori

emoji(s) - 💐 , 🪷 , 🌻

faceclaims -

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name(s) - Sunny , Omori , Sterling , Casper , Charlie

pronouns - they / he / it / dream / cat / mew / sleep / blur / dim / haze / memory / void

gender(s) - demiboy , omoricatgender

orientations - asexual aroflux biromantic

role(s) - dream holder , memory holder , autism holder (if you have autism) , trauma holder (if you have trauma) , dream seeker

species - human

source(s) - Sunny , OMORI / Omori , OMORI

emoji(s) - 🔪 , 🐈‍⬛ , 💭 , 💤

faceclaims -

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[yanderes-galore]

Is is alright is I ask for a romantic eridan concept, with a fem human darling please?

Of course! I love to write for the brat, lol :) AU where at least Feferi and Eridan are alive for plot reasons I guess ^^;

Not proofread fully, it is what it is.

Yandere! Eridan Ampora ♒️ with Fem! Human! Darling

Pairing: Matesprit ❤️

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Implied rebounding, Manipulation, Troll/Human pairing, Jealousy, Slight internal conflict, Dubious relationship/Matespritship, Possessive behavior, Brief mention of troll reproduction (it isn't NSFW at all, trust me), Stalking, Biting mention, Brief violence mention.

Eridan would be pathetic with just about any partner.

He'd be the same as he would with a troll darling wants he gets into it.

At first, however, Eridan has little interest in a human.

While his friends, like Feferi, are interested in them he doesn't get into them at first.

He just... doesn't get it?

Feferi may actually be the one to introduce you to him.

Eridan notices she's been chatting up this female human recently and is a bit bothered by it.

When he asks, Feferi takes this as interest.

As a result the fuchsiablood gushes about you and how you two are friends.

"wwhat do you evven like about this specific human?"

"O)( come on, -Eridan! Look at )(er, isn't s)(e just t)(e cutest 38D? You s)(oald c)(at wit)( )(er... and be nice!"

Reluctantly, Eridan listens to her and gives it a shot.

He begins to talk to you through the chat client because Feferi urged him to.

He'd normally not bother because humans are land dwellers and just won't understand him.

Although it appears you and Feferi understand each other....

Eridan would be a troll that would take time before he feels comfortable with a human obsession.

An example of a troll who'd have the same issue is Karkat.

He tries to be considerate and understand you to appease Feferi, who he's having relationship trouble with.

By the time Eridan meets you in person he's grown invested in you and your journey.

He's impressed you reach God-Tier, he's actually a bit envious.

You've actually been a way he's been recovering from his falling out with Feferi.

He never would've thought it possible but he's actually considering a quadrant with a human.

He actually finds himself excited at the idea of meeting this female human.

When you eventually get to the meteor he even gets a bit upset that he's not the first troll you come to greet.

Of course you go to see Feferi first.

Although, while both flushed and pale quadrants didn't work with Feferi, she still introduces you to him.

Perhaps in an attempt to heal his broken bloodpumper or something.

"T)(is is -Eridan! )(e's been rat)(er attac)(ed to your w)(ole journey! You s)(oald talk to )(im! I'm s)(ore )(e's been looking forward to meeting you 38)"

"d-don't say that...! um... hey-"

He mentally face palms when he stutters in front of you.

At first, Eridan would try to keep up his usual personality.

He's dramatic and sometimes acts like he's better than you.

He tunes it down when he realizes he's losing your interest, however.

The two trolls you talk to the most are actually Feferi and Eridan.

Eridan understands that you've met her first... yet he wishes you'd spend more time with him-

Naturally, your conversations tend to dip into more personal territory.

Eridan asks about you and what exactly makes female humans different from males.

This is due to the fact reproduction with trolls doesn't really take the gender into account.

You also ask about this "quadrant" thing he brings up frequently.

It's expected with Eridan that he often vents about relationship issues.

You try to listen to him bur sometimes you need a break.

Feferi tends to give advice on how to deal with him.

Eridan struggles with how to admit he's into you.

He isn't sure what to say?

He's rebounding from Feferi and wants to fill his quadrants....

Yet he's unsure how to tell a human he wants you in his flushed quadrant.

He guesses it would be similar to a human "boyfriend" while you'd be his human "girlfriend" but he's a bit nervous.

Eridan can be a bit of a creep when he scopes out how to tell you.

Some may notice him following you around and watching you.

Others notice him silently seething when you talk to other trolls.

He's even tried to suggest dueling to win you over.

He's... a bit bloodthirsty.

It takes a lot out of him to finally tell you what he wants with you.

"look, i knoww you're a human but i'vve been thinking.... did you possibly wwant to be my matesprit? y'knoww... my red lovve? don't laugh it's taken me forevver to ask you because you're a human!"

If you reject him then he'll just be a pain.

He'll pester you, he'll get aggressive with trying to show you he loves you.

He's clingy and pleads with you to give him a chance.

He'll stop being so stuck up! Please just give him a chance!

He's desperate....

If you say yes then you still get barely any time alone.

Eridan's ecstatic that you said yes to being his Matesprit.

Any other human he finds to be not his type.

When it comes to you? He slams into you to have your attention.

Feferi is happy that Eridan has found someone, even if it is her cute human friend, although he seems to be very clingy as usual.

Any past feelings for Feferi is mostly forgotten as Eridan prefers to look for you.

At first he was reluctant to like a human, one not even part of the bloodcaste or aquatic in nature.

Now he doesn't care, someone likes him.

Even if you rejected him he'd somehow force you into it.

In private he's affectionate.

In public he acts like he doesn't want you to shower him in affection, still trying to keep up his ego.

Private? Hugs, kissing, nipping, nuzzling, you name it.

He'd do anything for you.

Eridan admittedly wants to explore you in any way he can, as intimate as that sounds....

For being a prince, if you say just the right thing he's bratty putty in your hands.

He acts like he's tough but in reality he's just happy you're paying attention to him, one way or another (even with a bit of force).

Eridan would be one to decorate you in his sign and color like some Highbloods.

It's a way to show you're his and gives him an ego boost.

He's possessive and other than violence displaying his color on your keeps you as his in his mind.

Feferi begins to feel bad when she sees you covered in Eridan's symbol.

He's taken this Matesprit thing a bit too far... like he fears to lose you.

You're God-Tier unlike him so you can keep him in his place if he decides to try and kill another troll for you, like Feferi.

Although, like some pathetic yanderes, you may just feel bad?

Eridan has so many issues when it comes to relationships.

After losing Feferi you one way or another gave him a chance.

Now you have a clingy troll who refuses to let you go.

Overall, Eridan would be hesitant to engage with a human obsession due to his ego...

Although once he catches flushed feelings... he just can't get enough of you despite his ego.

"i'd do anything for you, you're mine and i'm yours! i'd kill for you, i'd conquer for you... you're my matesprit and i'd do it all just for you. i lovve you... don't you dare reject me!"

[rainbowbarnacle]

Epilogue Part 2!

This was supposed to be a bit of an extra ending for Fixer Upper, a Beforus fic where Mituna has to deal with living on the same spaceship as Cronus and Kankri, (which is just as awful as you might imagine) buuut sadly the second epilogue kinda fizzled out on me.

I like this part, though. Mituna spends most of this fic preparing for a physical and cognitive checkup from the Two Moons Rehabilitation & Sanctuary for Adolescent Culls, and in this scene, he meets his Wellness Manager.

Whoever you imagined the culling center might send to grade you for your wellness review, it certainly wasn’t this asshole.

For one thing, everything about this baffling fucker is bony and delicate and androgynous: long limbs, flat chest, zero ass or hips to speak of. They’re tiny. They are itty fucking bitty. Even with the bleatbeast horns, you have a good few inches on them. You, typically used to being the shortest and scrawniest person in the room by far, feel positively robust in comparison. The only thing that isn’t insufferably weensy about them is their hair, which rivals yours in curly fluffiness and volume.

They stride in wearing the same white coat as the others, but rather than wear it like a normal person they have opted to sort of drape it over their shoulders like some kind of cape. Underneath the coat is a black leotard with a skeleton printed on it, with gloves to match. How is this a uniform? Is it religious? You’ve heard indigos can be alarmingly religious. This one is even wearing black and white skull face paint to complete the look, their eyes enormous in the dark pits of the sockets. 

They’re holding your helmet in both hands. 

Oh, shit. You dropped it during the confrontation with your captain and totally forgot about it in all the chaos. They hold it out to you and you snatch it close with a wordless shuddery sound, relief making you feel weak and noodly all over, your bloodpump skipping a beat or two.

They tilt their head and smile at you–or as much as they can with the fucking neon rainbow threads sewn in a zigzag pattern across their lips. It’s not pitying or condescending–it’s quite genuine, bright and excited and eager, as if you’re just as big of a mystery to them as they are to you, and they can’t wait to learn more.

“Ah, finally,” Latula says. “Mituna, this is Kurloz Makara. They’ll have some questions for you after we get the physical out of the way.”

“Uh. How.”

“How?”

“How are they going to ask me?” You tap your lips pointedly, before you can realize you’re being rude, but Kurloz only smiles broader as they dip their chin and huff a laugh through their nose.

Latula snorts and waves a hand dismissively. “You’ll see. It’s getting them to shut up that’s the hard part. C’mon, sit over here with me.”

Were it anyone else asking you to go over and sit on the examination table, you would have instantly changed your mind and noped out in a heartbeat. But she says that like she’s inviting you over to a picnic or something, without so much as a hint of a wheedling note in her voice, and you’re quickly realizing that you would walk out of an airlock if she was holding your hand.

And so you let her walk you over and help you up, pressing your knees tightly together and hugging your helmet like it’s a recupracoon toy as the other staff members descend on you like a pack of hungry barkfiends.

Thank god they let you wear your helmet. Somehow you can breathe easier with the visor between you and them while they take your temperature and blood pressure, listen to your bloodpusher, and take note of your respiration. There’s some wireless grub-shaped device strapped to the inside of your wrist to keep record of your pulse and god knows what else–you can see a bunch of numbers on a nearby screen, as well as a little line graph going up and down, but you have no idea what any of it means.

They make you take the helmet back off to check your eyes, ears, throat, and balance but they promise to let you put it back on afterward, so you allow it. Aside from the indignity of them tilting your face this way and that so you can look into a series of special light pens or allow them better access with some device you’ve never heard of to look at your ear canals, it’s not so bad. The only real awful part is when one of them has you open your mouth and presses some sort of plastic diagnostic instrument against the back of your tongue that makes you gag reflectively–but it’s over very quickly, and the caregiver actually apologizes after.

You’re able to walk more-or-less in a straight line when they ask you, tip toeing on the balls of your feet with your hands held out just so, but it goes all wobbly the moment they make you shut your eyes. It’s the same when they have you stand on one leg and close your eyes. You are also terrible at touching your nose with your eyes closed–your thinkpan just scrambles. All you know is Latula is watching and this shit is embarrassing. 

“Who the fucking FUCK DOETH SHITTY EXERCITHETH WUTH THEIR LOOKSTABS SHOT OH MY GROD–”

“It’s fine, Mr. Captor,” says the one steadying you, and if your eyes weren’t closed you’d bite off his nose. “There isn’t a right or wrong to this, we’re just seeing how–”

“DOWN PATRONIZE ME.”

“That isn’t our purpose,” he says. “You can open your eyes now.”

“Yeah,” you mutter as you hop awkwardly back onto the table. “Thorry.”

You get the helmet back. You slot your horns in, pull the visor down, and get the chin strap perfect, watching the line graph on the screen take a little dive as you start to relax. Huh. Neat.  

They make you smile, frown, and puff out your cheeks. There’s a test where you make fists and try to lift them upward while they press down, and another where they make you make ring shapes with your fingers, then pull at them to see how long you can keep your fingertips together. 

Your fingers are tingling and your wrists ache by the time it’s all over, and you have a feeling you’ve failed miserably, but no one scolds you or looks disappointed.

They let you have a break and take the weird grub-thing off your wrist. You sprawl back on the examination table while the group heads off to record their findings or whatever, and somewhere at the end of all of it, you end up with Latula holding your hand on one side of the table, and Kurloz on the other.

Kurloz is not holding your other hand so much as examining it. You can’t tell if they’re admiring your nail polish or trying to press your palm like someone playing with a mewbeast’s toes, but you decide you don’t like it, and when you take your hand back they release it without so much as a blink of protest.

“You did good, kid,” says Latula, and you forget all about Kurloz and their weird fascination with you. The way she says it, you actually believe her. “How you feelin’?”

“Shitty.”

“Well, hey, you’re almost done–just a quick urine and bloodtest and then I get to leave you here with Kurloz for a little while.”

“Waig, you’re not thtaying?” You half sit up in protest, but she pats your shoulder and you let yourself relax back against the table.

“Nah, man, they keep us pretty busy. I got other stuff on my agenda I gotta do first. But I can come back for lunch, how’s that sound?”

“When’th launch?”

“Mm, ‘bout an hour and forty minutes?”

“Fuuuuuuck.”  

“I know, right? I’ll be counting the minutes too, cutie,” she says, with Kurloz right there and everything, and your face goes thermonuclear under your helmet.

[dismantling-casteism]

iim personAlly glAd you've mAnAged to do thiis. iit giives me hope thAt one dAy we lowbloods wiill fiinAlly riise up And topple AlterniiA's current government And mAybe even the condesce herself!!!!!!!! then we cAn mAke A whole new sociiety!! wiithout the hemospectrum!!! becAuse ii know dAmn well iif my story got publiic iin my AreA ii would be blAmed for events And not the hiighbloods thAt unfortunAtely fiilled my piitch&&Ashen quAdrAnts. ugh. but fuck yeAh!!!!!!!!!! who giives A dAmn whAt blood we bleed, we're All the sAme speciies Arent we? we shouldnt be diiviided liike whAt the hiighbloods wAnt. we should come together becAuse we Are stronger together!!! yeAh!!!!!!!!!!!!! ii AlwAys hAve you&&thiis blog iin my thoughts becAuse ii reAlly Admiire your confiidence. lets just hope you cAn Avoiid gettiing culled Anytiime soon. ;;) -@curatedgeologist

I don't have words to describe how happy this makes me. ( and I have a lot of protections in place to ensure I don't get culled because of this blog, you needn't worry! )

Genuinely, us trolls are all the same in the end. We all have individual traits, and we might all bleed different hues, but at the end of the day we still bleed. We still have those same bloodpumpers keeping us alive. Life shouldn't be 'us vs them', life should just be 'us'!

Blood types shouldn't dictate anything except your biology, and that is something I hope we can all come to learn. I really do appreciate your support Aziisha :]

[alternian-relationship-advice]

:(okay so. ! (purpleblood, 7so, any/all) am k!nd of quest!on!ng my ak!smet!c!sm. and !ts of very stup!d reasons):

:(so to start off !ve always struggled w!th the concept of romant!c hatred. hate !n !tself always seemed more l!ke a burden than someth!ng enjoyable to me?):

:(anyways. that k!nda changed. a few days ago, a v!oletblood !ve seen a few t!mes before attacked me for wear!ng a jade s!gn as a purpleblood (wh!ch, adm!ttedly, !s a whole nother !ssue on !ts own, but not too relevant to th!s). !t left a pretty nasty burn scar):

:(! d!dnt f!ght back back then, but now ! k!nda w!sh ! d!d. ! want to b!te !t, to scratch !t, r!p out !ts f!ns. but ! dont know !f those are really p!tch feel!ngs? !s th!s just platon!c hate? all those agress!ve thoughts danc!ng !n my head are making me s!ck tbh...):

:(so yeah. !s th!s k!smet!c attract!on? should ! g!ve !nto these !deas? !m really confused...):

It’s Not Unheard Of for an akismatic troll to Suddenly Develop pitch feelings… Though certainly rare, some mistake very rare attraction for a lack of attraction at all!

My Best measure of which is which is found in The Answer To The Question: do I want to see them improve? Do I Want To Be Near Them?

If no; it’s probably platonic!

either way, Chase Your Bloodpumper if the idea sounds fun! Never Hurts To Find A Mate Just To Stay Safe

[wheel-of-headmates]

spinning the wheel !!! only thing i wish to specify is no long medias if you can help it (like, stuff that would take a long time to get through all the canon lore, such as a book series :P)

– @bloodpumping

Name - Jaycen, Reddoons, Redd

Gender - Demipangender Virique

Pronouns - He/Him They/Them She/Her It/Its ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself zay/zir/zirs/zirself xae/xaem/xaer/xaers/xaemself hrūt/hrūts/hrūtself sie/sier/siers/sierself

Orientation - Biromantic Homosexual

TransIDs - Transimmortal Transdeity Transcultleader Transclaws Transdemonwings

CisIDs - CisADHD CisAutism CisNPD CisBPD

MUDs - Temperature Trigger Tics, Delusional Attachment Disorder

Role - Dissociation Experiencer

Source - Factive

[droneboi]

ok ok

Imagine a boy. But not really. It's a creature.

It has skin and teeth and hair (like some tumors)

It was assigned masc. It was fascinated by fems. It technically acts like neither according to behavior tests, except for its clothes. It picked a boring men's style because that's so simple, sad and lifeless that it attracts the creature with its sheer simplicty.

Deep down inside the creature its consciousness is made by its stupidest parts working hard together to make a whole idiot.

This consciousness has been turned off and scrambled suddenly in multiple concussive accidents across its life.

Thanks to slightly different chemicals inside its joints as opposed to most other people, it's limbs can flex in unnatural ways and it's impossible for the creature to move around without at its massive frame making some clicking sounds.

A malfunction in the gene replication during its gestation caused part of its bloodpump to become malformed, so that it requires correction and renewed implants every decade and a half or so.

Throughout its life, the learning facilities it visited always had massive collections of stairs in the way of its assigned, shared learning spaces. A combination of the its lower limbs' size and some unknown quirk caused the being to begin walking two steps or more at a time, both ascending and descending the stairs. This has caused less accidents than it should have. The learning facilities themselves were also far from its main living quarters, and always some distance away from designated public transport stops, and these two factors lead to an increased capacity and size of the musculature used for locomotion.

At the same time, an overly rich diet lead to its lower apendages sporting both enormous calorie-deposits and also vast masses protein-based aerobic locomotion fibers, something for which genes are mainly suspected to be the cause. Usually, training a bodypart reduces the fat deposits in that part over time in a Homo Sapiens.

However now, its long-term consumption of fatty, sugary neurishment in large amounts must cease due to the discovery of the severe effects it has been having on the creature's cardiovascular system.

I hand you a burger.

[euphorbiafantrolls]

Crydra!!! Crydra!!! Did you hear that Mori's crushing hard on someone? :D

"uhhhh no?! You think you befriend a troll and they hide a hardcore crusssh!?! Isss it pale or red or black?!" They gasp, hand to their bloodpumper with all the dramatics, before admitted

"Though we have been kinda sssick ssso maybe they did tell usss- OH gog are we a bad friend?"

----

"uhhhh no?! You think you befriend a troll and they hide a hardcore crush!?! Is it pale or red or black?!" They gasp, hand to their bloodpumper with all the dramatics, before admitted

"Though we have been kinda sick so maybe they did tell us- OH gog are we a bad friend?"

[ask-these-fantrolls]

🥀💫☄️ for Kyndal :3

🥀 - have they ever felt heartbreak?

"Heartbreak is an incredibly fickle thing... Sometimes it is romantic, but some things can break your bloodpumper so entirely when they have nothing to do with romance. I think everyone experiences heartbreak, and I've had more than my fair share.

💫 - do they believe in fate/prophecy/destiny?

If I didn't, I think it might be hard to carry on some days! Believeing that everything moves yu closer to your destiny, even one you create! That's great, isn't it?

☄️ - what is their biggest regret?

Honestly? Even though I love it, getting into bottle service and escorting at parties. My first employer cost me two of my closest friends from his negligence in his clients...

[treuallahtreuvulieou]

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Activities generation of income healthy ventilation works with Jeddah and french Je

Walked the bloodpump pulsation some

Alittle project surveying

Extribution Automotive and Aquatic

Brokering

Business foundation

God in many languages and foreign havens Haneunim Shangdi Dio Dios

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