#Blonder

[lipsyncforyourlife]

[moncuries]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc

[thosehazydays]

I think I wanna go blonde

[kulai]

cali shenanigans (they dont know each other on roblox)

[charlie-rulerofhell]

Pick up the pace, pack up the gear Gimme some face, a souvenir Here come the gays, here comes the fear Now we're having fun

[angelsdean]

✨ blasts him with the pinkification beam ✨

[didalexiabreakupwitholgaisback]

new year, new goals 😤

[lunarharp]

uhh another modern au agott follow-up. They've gotten progressively sillier

[cosmosnout]

Babygirlification beam was a bit too strong.

[daredevil-vagabond]

Here's my take on scarecrow, where his origins are a kinda fucked up legacy farmer from West Virginia who figured out how to synthesize LSD from farm herbicide when he was in his Ph.D program.

[rogerdeakinsdp]

PAMELA ANDERSON & DENISE RICHARDS as Dee Twiddle & Dawn St. Dom in BLONDE AND BLONDER (2008) dir. Bob Clark & Dean Hamilton

[littlerobberboy]

Been thinking a lot about what younger Ultimis Dempsey may have looked like before he joins the Marines in the Original Zombies Timeline since I kind of wanted a good "transitional" version between his two selves to explain how he could look so vastly different in both universes but still have the same face. I have always read his Ultimis vers. as being no younger than his 30s and would have had some hardened experience being a leader of his squadron- something an older man was more likely to have rather than a younger one In a really cute way I just liked to imagine he had that same darling pencil mustache that Primis Dempsey had since it would have still been a popular men's grooming choice in the 1930s. A lighter blonde Primis Dempsey is kinda uncanny tho lol!

[wolvertooth]

ok but in a timeline where comic wolvertooth were somehow brothers, then one of them sure got the short end of the stick for genetics lmao

[noctupede]

imagine a long monolouge about the history of fighter aircraft development in a monotone voice with an icelandic accent and thats what its like to have a conversation with me in real life

[agdab]

why did they removed all his cuteness

[cacw]

yeah ok