#BlainexKurt

[porcelainxxx1x1]

[porcelainxxx1x1]

@davidaltofsky

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Just gonna slide in and post my klaine fanart here- I’m wayyy more active on my instagram account haha

[nerdylocksandthethreebears]

Heeeey thanks for following 🙂 Can I ask what ships do you ship?

Hello there! Sorry it took a while to get back to you! 

Assuming you mean across different fandoms? Oh boy. 

MCU: Basically any combination of Tony, Peter, Bucky and maybe Steve. Although I could probably ship Peter with most people (But Starker is my favourite)

Supernatural: Wincest, I think that is all

Harry Potter: Drarry, Romione 

Teenwolf: Sterek, and I totally ship Chris Argent and Derek but I think I am completely alone with that one

The Walking Dead: Cegan 

Also there are a few random ones like BlainexKurt (Glee) and Robron (Emmerdale)

There has to be more but these are the main ones that have a place in my heart :)

EDIT: Also Ineffable husbands from good omens how did I forget them

[klaineitupanotch]

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Don’t forget to watch the last episode of Season 4 that’s not on Netflix!

The Christmas Special! Yes I’ve seen the DavidxPatrick edit of it so far, but I will get around to watching the whole ep. I started this way with Glee, I just watched the BlainexKurt scenes mainly and then as I got more into it, I watched whole eps. 

[porcelainxxx1x1]

gleek4life​:

Throwback to... who knows how many years. @davidaltofsky​

[alyssasmuses-blog]

“How about something warm? It will help you sleep.” (any muse of your choosing!)

fluff starters // ACCEPTING

“No--no. I don’t think that’ll help.” Kurt mumbled, “I just had some tea a little while ago, I think the nerves are just getting to me.” Kurt had a pretty huge dance exam the next day, and he’d been panicking over it for what seemed like weeks. He’d practiced the routine over and over again, even asking Blaine and Rachel for pointers on how to improve, and despite the fact that both seemed impressed, Kurt couldn’t shake this feeling in the pit of his stomach that it was all going to go wrong.

“M-Maybe we can just get into bed? Cuddle a bit?” He said softly, reaching over to take Blaine’s hand. “At least then if I don’t sleep, I’ll still be relaxed, so I won’t be totally exhausted in the morning.” Leaning over, he kissed his fiancé quickly, before tugging him toward the bedroom. “Thank you, by the way.” Kurt said, squeezing his hand. “You’ve been so amazing and I’m...pretty sure I’d be freaking out a lot more if you weren’t here.” 

[yuuki-kirkland-jones]

Okay, this sounds fun! I'll put the ones I remember at the moment because I'm a seasonal Fan XD (depending on when you ask is the fandom I'll be on) and I tend to forget the fandoms I'm not currently in.

- Top five MLM ship: hum... KurtXBlaine (Glee), PhoenixXMiles (ace attorney), ZedxShen (LOL), ironstrange (Avengers), SousukexRin (free!)

- Top five WLW ship: AhriXAkali (LOL), SantanaXBrittany (Glee), TrishXLady (DMC), MayaXFransisca (ace attorney), AngelicaXMaria (Hamilton)

- Top five straight ships: GwenXPeter (the amaizing spiderman), NeroXKirie (DMC), BarryXIris (the Flash), DracoXAstoria (Harry Potter), SamXJessica (SPN)

- One ship you would love to become canon: i don't know? Ironstrange? Tho I don't really care all my ships are canon to me ;)

- Guilty pleasure ship: BruceXHarleen (the Batman), LuciferXDean (SPN)

- Crack ships you can't quit: LuciferXDean, BruceXHarleen.

- Ship you would go Poly for: LuciferXDean. Don't judge me DX

- Fandom you ship the most from: every fandom I get on. I'm not kidding.

- A popular ship you love: SteveXDanny (Hawaii 5-O)

- A popular ship you hate: JokerXHarley (the Batman) It is kind of popular and I hate it so It fits?

- Top five rarepairs: i'm not really sure what rarepair means? So I'm just going to put some that are weird (acording to one of my friends). LunaXHarry (Harry Potter), GilbertXArthur (Hetalia), TulioXMiguel (road to el dorado), ShenXLee sin (LOL), DracoXLuna (Harry Potter).

- Ships your friends introduced you to: BennyXGarth (SPN), Dramioni (Harry Potter), BlaineXKurt (Glee)

- Ships that are new to you: BennyXGarth (SPN)

- Ships that are/were almost canon you will forever weepe about: ChaseXCameron (House MD)

- Favorite trope: if It has angst and a Happy ending then it's my thing.

- One crossover ship: Tony (ironman)XBruce (the Batman)

Tagging @stardust-of-dreams and whoever wants to get on to this

Ship Tag Game!

I decided to make a lil ship tag game after a conversation with my friend (who will be tagged below)!

Tag some other shippers who you know would appreciate it!

Top Five MLM Ships: Merthur (Merlin), Benny/Garth (Supernatural), Brotzly (Dirk Gently), Ironstrange (Marvel Universe), RK1000 (Detroit: Become Human)

Top Five WLW Ships: Wayhaught (Wynnona Earp), Northara (Detroit: Become Human), Farah/Tina (Dirk Gently), Meg/Charlie (Supernatural), Kalancy (Stranger Things)

Top Five Straight Ships: Drummerwolf (Dirk Gently), Jopper (Stranger Things), Wyndolls (Wynonna Earp), Nakia/T’Challa (Marvel Universe), Rick/Evie (The Mummy), (I’m missing a fifth one so I’ll just put good vibes here)

One ship you would love to become canon: If I have to pick just one, it’s definitely Benny/Garth (Supernatural), but it’s a damn difficult choice

Guilty pleasure ship: I’m not guilty about a lot, but something I occasionally indulge in is Merdred (Merlin)

Crack ships you just can’t quit: Lucifer/Ketch (Supernatural), 

Ship you would go poly for (we all have one lbr): Rowena/Billie (Supernatural)

Fandom you ship the most from: Supernatural, for sure. Just because of the aMOUNT OF CHARACTERS.

A popular ship you LOVE: Destie (Supernatural)

A popular ship you HATE (without starting discourse, everyone needs to be chill): HankCon (Detroit: Become Human) and Wincest (Supernatural)

Top Five Rarepairs: Hollirey (Wynonna Earp) (heidi i blame you), Benny/Garth (Supernatural), Luther/Ralph (Detroit: Become Human), Kalancy (Stranger Things), Jack/Kevin (Supernatural)

Ships your friends introduced you to: Drummerwolf (Dirk Gently), Hollirey (Wynonna Earp)

Ships that are new to you: Hollirey (Wynonna Earp), Northara (Detroit: Become Human)

Ships that are/were almost canon you will forever weep about: Dreamhunter (Supernatural), Merthur (Merlin)

Favorite Trope: Enemies to Friends to Lovers (this has to be done well but when it is, I get all the feels)

One crossover ship: Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency)/Jefferson (Once Upon a Time)

Now, tagging: @intricatecakes, @thatfaerieprincess, @onephangirlingpanickingpilot, @yuuki-kirkland-jones, @little-boyking, and anyone who wants to do this, you can say I tagged you!

[starryeyedpugs]

A coffee-disaster

Kurt was not grumpy.

He just had to have his coffee before communicating with another human being in the morning, and everything would turn out completely fine. If not, things can very quickly go from utterly perfect to, well, a disaster.

Blaine learned this the hard way.

***

“Really, Blaine? Donuts now? We’re late, for god’s sake!” Two minutes of walking and Kurt was already on his back, carefully keeping watch over every little move Blaine made. The black haired boy shrugged, and hid his hands in his even blacker coat. Kurt sighed, and crossed his arms with a frown.

“This is not helping on the fact that you’re gaining weight, Blaine! Seriously, you need to eat more healthy stuff, the only things I see you eat nowadays are fast food and-“Blaine’s hand flew to his head as if he was about to cram it, but instead, he chose to do something which would almost be called Jazz hands.

“Kurt, we don’t have to be at campus before two hours from now and the walk only takes half an hour! I haven’t had a normal breakfast in four days now; you’re forcing me to eat all of this unhealthy food!” Blaine couldn’t help biting back. Kurt’s mouth snapped shut, and he huffed. Blaine couldn’t help but think how utterly adorable the russet haired boy looked, even though they were kind of arguing.

“Well maybe I just like being early! I get the best seats in class, if you can follow me” Kurt mumbled. He buried his mouth and nose in his scarf, so only his azure, tired looking eyes was visible. Blaine narrowed his eyes, before they widened. He broke into a laugh, and then he smiled at the other man. Kurt’s eyebrows rose, and he unfolded his arms.

“You haven’t had your coffee today, have you, Kurt? God, I thought that I had done something awful to piss you off like that” Kurt’s cheeks turned a light rosy color as he shook his head. Blaine eyed the little coffee shop that they always pass on their way to school, and dragged Kurt inside the little shop. A short, red haired girl was standing behind the disk, looking rather bored. She looked up at Blaine as he stopped in front of her, and ordered their drinks. By the time they got their drinks, Kurt was already much happier. Their hands were intertwined as they left the store, coffee in the other hand.

“I still can’t believe that you remember which drink I used to order four years ago!” Kurt said as he walked out of the way for a very bothered looking woman, who was almost yelling into her phone.

“Kurt, I remember everything I have ever said and done for you” Blaine said with an overly romantic voice. Kurt rolled his eyes, but couldn’t help feeling flattered. He jokingly pushed Blaine, who just laughed and pulled the taller boy into a hug. Kurt sighed, and buried his nose in the crook of the gelled-up boy’s neck.

“Blaine, I’m really sorry for bringing up- you know- I was irritated and tired as hell, and I don’t know why I snapped at you and I-“ Blaine stopped his stream of apologizes by lightly pecking him on the cheek, and pulling away.

“It’s okay, honey. I’m sorry for what I said too. Guess I got a little carried away, huh?” Blaine smiled, and rubbed his neck which was burning red. Kurt smiled, and took Blaine’s arm.

“Will you escort me to class, Blaine Anderson?” Kurt said in a highly-mocking voice. Blaine took Kurt’s arm, and started walking.

“Why of course, Kurt Hummel”

***

Just something I quickly put together before going to bed. English is not my first language, but I think it turned out pretty well.

[porcelainxxx1x1]

@davidaltofsky continues from here:

Kurrrt! I couldn't in good conscience show off my bare chest all over the neighborhood. There kids all over the place!

[morganaqueen]

Best TV Couples: Blaine and Kurt (Glee)

[oatmilkovich]

daily reminder how klaine singing perfect to each other is canon 

[jessicamdawn]

Kurt and Blaine forgo wedding vows and just duet this at the altar.

[wegaveyoubirth]

Klaine moments: Blackbird

(2x16 - Original Song)

[pliablehead]

Blaine/Kurt/giant pastel green dildo.

Yep.

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The insides of Kurt's thighs are taut and thick with tension, quivering uncontrollably just so deep down in the muscle, minute but clearly visible through the thin, smooth skin. Blaine rubs the tiniest of circles into his perineum with his thumb and try as he might, Kurt can't stop the tremors from increasing.

"Mmm, there," Kurt murmurs, his voice breathy as his eyes loll shut and his shoulders squirm delightedly against the bedspread. His chin and chest arch toward the ceiling and he's smiling, and inside of him Blaine twists and rolls the four fingers of his right hand. Blaine leans down and presses a kiss to the inside of his knee, his eyelashes tickling at the skin there in a way that sends a wonderfully flirty little shiver up Kurt's spine.

"Think you're ready?" Blaine says, and Kurt nods, feeling his hair muss even wilder against the pillow. Blaine nudges it slow along the underside of Kurt's left leg, then smoothly withdraws his hand from Kurt's entrance, and the emptiness is more abrupt than he's prepared for and he feels himself choke out a little whine before he can stop it. Blaine chuckles at him, voice low, and he pouts.

"Don't," he says.

"Sorry," says Blaine. "It's just - " He swallows, and Kurt drags his eyes open in the pause to look at him, his stupid lovestruck face staring down at Kurt from between his legs in this mystical way that Kurt's never used to, this face that only Blaine can make that makes Kurt's heart soar and melt and crackle all at once. "Just that you look so flawless, like this, you know? Your impatience is a reassuring imperfection."

"Get on with it, then," Kurt says with an overexaggerated whine, and when Blaine's grin takes a turn for the dopey Kurt winks at him and closes his eyes again. He hears the slick whisper of the pump-bottle of lube and then the smoother, softer motions of Blaine applying it and then it's there, the thick silicone-smooth head rubbing teasingly around and around his stretched-open rim. Blaine nudges it up in the crease right behind his balls, and then it draws slow, steady, so deliberate it makes Kurt's heart plummet in glorious anticipation, down to line right up with his entrance and begin its plunge inside.

Kurt's breath hitches when it first breaches him, "Ah -- oh." My god, it's big, and wasn't that the point of it, but Kurt's never over it, the way it stretches him so much wider and looser, the way it takes what feels like hours for Blaine to slide it home. He clenches as tight around it as he can but it's hard and unforgiving compared to Blaine's natural velvet thickness and he doesn't get far. Kurt doesn't care. It's enormous exquisite impossible and it's not even all the way in yet.

"Jesus," whispers Blaine when it finally bottoms out, and Kurt writhes on the mattress; between the burn of the huge dildo and the heavy arousal that's absolutely dripping from Blaine's voice, Kurt isn't going to last long at all.

"Move," says Kurt, "please, Blaine, good god it's amazing - "

Blaine drags it slowly, slowly, so slowly out of him, and it's nowhere near enough for Kurt but at the same time it's everything. He feels so extraordinarily empty when it goes, like he'll never be complete again, but then Blaine gears up and just slams it back in and the stretch is so hard and edgy that it's almost like he's getting prepared all over again. It makes slick, positively filthy noises as Blaine drags it along Kurt's inside walls, twisting it unpredictably over and over again so the head of it rolls on all sorts of places that no other part of anything has ever touched before. He throws his legs out wider to try to suck it further in and Blaine hisses jesus again. God, it's just exactly what Kurt wanted, needed today, something huge and relentless, pulling all the strings of him tighter and tighter until there's absolutely no slack left for him and he's shaking, the trembling getting worse, spreading out through his limbs the way the stretch-burn of the dildo spreads nearly to his knees. His hips are hitching into it now, meeting Blaine thrust for thrust as he jerks it in and out of him, angling into his prostate absolutely perfectly when he feels like it (it's so easy with the toy, it's so big that there's practically no way it can miss) but just as often deliberately skirting around it, rolling and thrumming so hard against the inside of Kurt that the sting and tingle makes practically every inch in him feel just as good as that one, as if he has twelve or fourteen perfect pleasure spots like that and Blaine can pick and choose.

My god, it's big, holy shit it's big. Kurt gets off on that more than anything, he thinks, knows that he has slim hips, and that his anatomy wasn't meant for this, but he's so gay and he loves being so gay and he loves being so full, and knowing this thing, pale green and unwavering, stuttering a little in Blaine's increasingly trembling grip, is forcing its way deep within in ways it was never supposed to. Oh god, Kurt has seen it inert and now it's throbbing and quaking and in him. All the way in. Holy shit.

"Bla-aine," he wails, as Blaine's rhythm turns harsher and less playful, jabbing right into his prostate every single time now, and at this perfect mind-melting speed where Kurt's body just barely has time to think about readjusting before it slides home again and makes that impossible, and Blaine must be close, and Kurt's close, fluttering half-formed thoughts of the huge toy inside of him chasing each other around behind his eyelids and he keeps trying to tighten around it, wants it as far inside as it can go, wants to feel it for days or for weeks, split me in two -

"Split me in two!" Kurt gasps out, and he splays his legs and arms as far out to his sides as they'll go, like he's tugging some invisible straps that will force the dildo impossibly further in, and Blaine slams it home and he starts to come. His hips leap so far off the mattress that the thump when they land is audible, and he feels Blaine's hands grabby on his thighs and opens his eyes to find that Blaine has left the toy inside of him and is now grinding to his own completion against Kurt's ass, right where the base of it is, jostling it in tiny motions right in sync with his orgasm's jittering waves of aftershock. He comes too, diving down to Kurt's face to catch him in a ridiculous tongue-heavy kiss when he does, and most of it gets on Kurt's balls.

They catch their breath and Blaine gives him that same dopey grin again, and Kurt can't help but return it this time. He feels the dildo slipping out of him a bit now that it's been left unattended, and Blaine stretches up and reaches down to tug it the rest of the way out. The emptiness it leaves behind feels nearly cavernous, and Kurt's heart skips a beat or two, but with his desperation sated it's far from unbearable. Kurt looks at it in Blaine's hand then, and it's messy and gross and god, huge.

"Damn," he says eloquently. Blaine laughs and sets it on the towel at the foot of the bed.

"Tell me about it," he says. "Kinda gives a guy a complex."

"Oh, pshaw," says Kurt, tugging Blaine back down to nestle in at his side. "It's a kink, Blaine, not a dealbreaker. Besides, I think if you were really that big it'd be rather the opposite of a turn-on. For one thing you'd ruin the line of absolutely all your pants."

Blaine plants a kiss against the base of his neck, and he's shaking a little, trying not to laugh. "I suppose that's one way of looking at it," he says, tracing nonsense patterns with his fingertips on Kurt's opposite shoulder. "And anyway, it's...I mean, you're not the only one with a kink. You've probably fucked my mouth with that thing at least as many times as I've done this to you."

"Nope. My ass 14, your mouth 10."

"You counted?"

"Well it'd hardly be hygienic if I didn't keep track."

Blaine gives a melodramatic lovesick sigh, and then emphasizes it by actually saying it out loud, which is stupid. "Siiiigh, I love you."

"Mmm, don't we all." Blaine shoves him in the ribs a little and he gives a chirp of laughter and rolls away. Blaine catches Kurt low across the hips with one outflung arm, trapping him for a second on his stomach, his face full of pillow.

"Blaine," he gripes, muffled.

"What do you say," says Blaine, and oh, his voice rumbles through Kurt's skin far, far too close to his ache-twinging overstretched hole, "for round two, we...cut out the middle man?" He presses a soft bite right to the top curve of Kurt's ass, and far from the tremors of earlier, Kurt tenses up absolutely stiff.

"We could - " he says, trying and failing to suck up a deep breath against the pillowcase - "we could do that."

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