#Bite but not in a wierd way

[kmsatm]

I need to know if other people do this, but when you have a celebrity crush or maybe a character crush, do you just wanna take a bite out of them? Like in a non sexual way, just bite down on their biceps or shoulders. Like I look at Billy Hargrove, and I just wanna nibble his arms. Sorry I might be rabid.

[reyreadersblog]

For those people who are saying "shipping Ravi and Pip in the first book is wierd because Pip was a minor" "Pip was 17 and Ravi was 20" 🤓, SHUT THE FUCK UP. literally shut the fuck up. Bite your tounge and swallow it. First of all is it so hard for your dysfunctional brain to understand that they started dating WHEN Pip turned 18?. Second of all, if you want attention, try to get it with some other ways because there are litearlly books with couple that have 20 YEARS AGE GAP, and y'all not saying a single word about it cuz "they're hot alpha male👉🏻👈🏻"...OR there are books where FMC is 17 and MMC is like..700 yo, if not older, "but it's a fantasy.." DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NORMAL..?? That's a CHILD and he's a fucking 5 centuries year old. AND 3 YEARS DIFFERENCE BECOME SUCH A BIG DEAL..?? People these days will find ANYTHING to critisize something.

[christinarowie332]

hands head between my thighs

matt sturniolo x reader smut .

basically just matt being a massive thigh guy , a munch and a softy little bitch 🤓

warnings : smut …. ovs , slow f-receiving , kinda short as this is just a filler .

this is extremely self indulgent. i love my thighs . that’s all .

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matt is allways clingy . allways . but somehow in the winter that is magnified impossibly more . here we are in bed , watching suits on his laptop . my legs are bear under the covers with only shorts on and one of matt’s sweaters loosely on my body . he’s wrapped up in a t-shirt , hoodie, sweatpants and fluffy socks …… bro is still somehow shivering.

“matt .baby?” i ask looking down at him , his scalp being the only thing i see as he lies on my chest watching the show on my lap .

he hums into my body before turning around and looking at me , i smile at the red mark on his face from laying on me for so long and move the hair from his face . i love when he’s like this , just the way he’s so gentle and vulnerable, only i see this side of him , he’s allmost “submissive” in the least weird way possible. a little spoon in all meaning of the word . “how are u still cold?” i ask giggling slightly, he brings his hands up and places them on my bare skin , his icy fingers making the hairs on my skin prick up . “matt your hands are freezing” i say while readjusting myself under him , a stupid amount of concern lacing my voice.

“i know , they just won’t get warm , i feel like they’re gonna freeze off” we both laugh at his words and i stay silent before i get an idea .

“matt this is gonna sound rlly wierd but…. do u know what helps me when my hands are cold?” i ask , trying to think how to word my next sentence, embarrassment shoots through me when i notice his confusion. “put ur hands between my thighs.”

“huh” his eyes go wide at my words , i realise how wierd that sounds and try to blow it off . (lol) .he sits up slightly, and i start to explain.

“i don’t mean it like that you wierdo , but , my thighs are warm as fuck , trust me , just warm them up .” i say gesturing to his hands. he thinks about it for a second beofre moving himself down and wrapping his arms around my leg , putting both his hands at the inside of my thighs before i close my legs , trapping his hands there . his head is on my stomach as he cuddles up to me , i lazily put my hand in his hair and start to comb the strands gently , him letting out a sigh at the feeling . “your right jesus , it’s like a radiator .” he says laughing and i drop my hand to his head , giving it a light jokey smack .

we stay like this for a while , both just enjoying each other’s warmth and watching tv . this is interrupted when i feel matt shift and kiss my upper thigh , moving down . i try and ignore him , i know exactly what he’s doing , so i open my legs just slightly so he can remove his hands . i feel a loss where his hands used to be placed but i feel them again in the top of my thighs as he continues to kiss the skin of my upper legs , nearing closer to my pussy , sucking and biting leaving marks over my legs . “matt” i whisper out and move my hips upwards, feeling myself grow more and more aroused as he places a soft kiss to my clothed clit .

“can i?” he asks making me look down at him , his eyes screaming fuck me as i feel his stubble scratch my inner thigh at his kisses . i nod and he moves my shorts down my legs , continuing kissing up my thighs until he spreads my legs gently. the cold air hitting my pussy sends a shock to my spine before i feel his mouth replacing the warmth.

his tongue travels up , licking from the bottom to the top before his lips circle my clit and he places a soft kiss to the nerves . my hands find their way to his hair , softly letting my fingers work the strands as he continues moving his tongue around over my clit . i pull his hair and thrust forward as i feel his tongue move into me , moving it slowly inside before reattaching it over my clit again and replacing his tongue with his fingers. he hums against me at my tugging and i feel the vibrations against my core , tightening the allready strained knot in my stomach.

his fingers reach inside of me , curling them and speeding up his movements, hitting a spot inside that makes my head throw back and quiet whimpers fall from my mouth. he smirks against me when he hears this , speeding up his pace knowing i’m close .

“matt fuck , don’t stop , oh my god please , don’t stop” i whisper breathlessly. his cold nose sending shocks through my body as i feel it graze my clit as he moves away to speak.

“give it to me baby , come on , please.” he replies before continuing . i’m sure i can feel him spell his name with his tongue against me . at the thought of this and his continuous pace , i become undone over him . i string of moans and curses along with his name , like a mantra as he eats me out through my orgasm . i’m a heavy breathing mess when he comes up . his stubble shining with my arousal, a lazy smile on his face which is returned before he kisses me . the taste of myself is still on his lips , we continue to kiss before he places single pecks along my face and neck and slumps down to cuddle up to me .

his head rises and falls on top of my chest , still out of breath from my orgasm as i feel myself nodding off into sleep . that is before i hear him speak .

“i think i nutted in my sweatpants.”

that’s my man .

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[aliceinborderlandsquidgame]

Vampire!Chishiya x Fem!Reader

Summary: Hcs + Scenario

Warnings: Mentions of blood. Biting. Blood sucking. Hints of possible kidnapping. Grammar mistakes

HCS

Chishiya is a vampire who also happens to be a doctor. His self control over blood is brutal.

He comes from a long line of vampires so he was educated on how to act and blend in human society.

The hospital where he works at gives him (because his father is the head director) blood each month. Only some carefully selective ones knows the family secret.

Chishiya is no stranger to lonelies, he made himself that way by his lack on understanding over human emotions.

When he meets you it feels strange, like there is a pull towards you.

Turns out, its all a chemical reaction, your blood its like a magnet for Chishiya, his own instincts are not sure if they want to protect you because they see you as his blood resource or because of something else...

Once his father notices this he basically orders Chishiya to date you, something about "pure blood is good for you" and whatever.

The start of your relationship with Chishiya is wierd. He asked you out after a regular check you had in the hospital, and while you did find him handsome there was something off.

During the first dates you did most of the talk, getting small but blunt responses from him. You did notice how he seemed to avoid going out when the were no clouds in the sky, or how much more alive he became at night.

During one night that included you two having dinner at a small place then taking a walk, a group of kids ran pass both of you making you fall. Your hands ended bruised and also bloodied, you were going to call the night off till you saw Chishiya's eyes. They were almost animal, his breath was quicker and he seemed lost.

Moments of silence passed till he snapped out and told you to go to his aparment so he could treat you (makes sense he is a doctor).

And does he treat your injuries, he is really careful while doing it.

Its during that moment, you two share your first kiss. Is slow, Chishiya is not even touching you, but then you feel his tongue pushing your mouth open, then you feel him biting your lower lip, its sensual, sending shivers down your spine till there is pain and the metalic teast of blood.

Its in that moment, his hands goes to your head to keep you in place as he dranks from your lips. Your brain cant keep up with what is happening, even less when he moans your name and promises to make it up for you if you let him bite you again and again and again.

Does not wait for a verbal response, he is kissing your neck, looking for the perfect spot, once he finds it he sinks his theeth deep and hard. He knows it hurts but he cant stop, will massage your breasts to try and distract you, softly caress your belly going down till he feels how bothered you are between your legs. Only when he notices you are starting to suffer from the blood lost he stops.

"Im sorry, i could not help myself. Let me get you some sugar, we can talk in the morning"

Is going to give you a well aftercare and explain everything to you. And you better accept or well, Chishiya has already decided what he will do with you if you say no.

[itsmeeleanorstill]

Romantic sft headcannons about HABIT

Warnings: he deserves a whole trigger warning, murder, mention of a tiny bit lf blood, wierd romance, dark romance (or something like that?)

Authors note: dude is getting special treatment if my theme changed a bit just for this post pluss since nobody is posting about him i will be

I dont know how you would get him to date you or how you stayed alive around him but u ate with that

Hes not really romantic and when i say not really i mean that he is he just chooses not to be most of the time so no dates no nothing

He will sometimes bring you a few stuff that he thinks you will like mostly stuff he stole from his victims so just i dont know wash the blood off and stuff

Something almost every writer who writes for HABIT agrees that hes very touchy and my god does he bite a lot

His hands constanly on you on your shoulder ass or any part of you basicly

Like i said he loves to bite not nececarily sexual or anything he just does no reason

And he looovveees if you are just as touchy or you bite him too sure you could not even make a mark on him he loves to see you try

Feed into his ego and he will adore you he may seem like an anoyingly cocky bitch but deep down we all know hes insecure

He will probably make you be there when he kills people loves the idea of you watching as he tortures people (once agin not in a sexual way just in a wierd twisted way)

He may or may not try and persuade you into commiting murder

If you dont do it he will just whine about it but if you do he will be so exited basicly jumping out of his (or not really his) skin

Passing the knife to you to let you make the final stab to kill the victim

[elswifee]

Jealousy Jealousy

Warnings: violence, blood, drug!use, alcohol!use, future smut, flirty!ellie, dom!ellie, jealous!ellie, bsf!ellie, nerdy!reader, strong language, sub!reader, f!nger!ng (r!receiving), strap!usage (r!receivin), scissoring, angst.. I guess??

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You stood there, frozen. Your heart was beating super fast, you felt like you were going to faint. You felt so happy to know that Elle felt the same way.

"You're bleeding," what the actual fuck is wrong with you, why would you say that. ELLIE JUST CONFESSED TO YOU AND YOU SAY THAT.

But ellie was bleeding. A cut on her cheek and on her lip. Ellie reaches up to touch it and pulls back to see blood. "Oh." Shit, you totally ruined the mood. "Let's go to my house. I'll help you clean it." You mutter. She nods, heading to the driver's side.

The ride to your house was quiet, intense, it made you anxious. You unlock the front door, heading upstairs, ellie behind you. You grab the first aid kit, "sit down, please," you whisper, she obeys, taking a seat on your bed, her legs spread. She looked sad which made you sad.

You kneel down on the floor, infront of her. Ellies mind goes blank, thinking about how good you look on your knees. Your breast made her swallow harshly. You get an alcohol pad, bringing it up to her cheek. "This is gonna burn a little, okay?" You warn. Lightly dabbing the pad on the cheek. She doesn't react, she just keeps staring at you.

You put some antibiotic on the cut, moving onto the lip. Ellies eyes are on you the whole time, watching your every move. Her breaths was hallow. You make eye contact with her, before glancing back down at her lip. To be honest, your intrusive thoughts are saying to kiss her. You made eye contact again before you lean in.

You hover over her lips, waiting for her to tell you to stop. When she doesn't, you take that as your hint. Locking your lips, ellie bites down on your lip, making you whimper, she takes this as her chance, sliding her tongue in your mouth.

God, you have waited so long for this. You pull away, a string of saliva leaving from your lips. You look up, ellie already staring at you, her eyes talk pure lust. She licks her lips. "I love you too," you breath. Ellie can't seem to breath. She feels so wierd, tingling sensation in her lower tummy.

She comes down so fast, devouring your lips. Teeth clashing, tongues intertwined. You feel so excited, your clit throbbing. She has never felt more happy, and horny. You can feel your panties wet. Ellie starts trailing her kissed down your jaw onto your neck. You let out a breathy moan. "say it again," ellie mumbles against your neck.

"I love you," you manage to say. You turn around, "unzip me please," ellie kisses your shoulder, so slowly it's painful. Her cold hands come up to your back, slowly dragging the zipper down. Pulling at the dress, your breasts sitting cozy on your bra, which she unclips with one hand . She licks the erect nipple pinching the other one. She pulls most of the flesh in her mouth, leaving hickeys around them. She releases you with a pop.

She lays you down, kissing the valley of your tits, down to your stomach. She glances up, searching for your eyes. "Can i?" You get wetter if that's even possible. God, you'd feel embarrassed if you had a lighter color of panties on, so glad she can't see the wet patch.

Ellie drags her teeth, hooking them around the waistband of your panties, bringing them down to your ankle. She grabs them, stuffing them in her back pocket. "Don't worry about it, doll," she answers your confused expression. She starts sucking on your inner thighs, leaving marks.

"Ellie, please," you beg.

"Please, what?" God, she is annoying. "Ellie please fuck me." Her clit throbs so hard it aches. Ellie starts unbottoning her shirt, leaving her in a black sports bra. She goes back down, pressing her thumb against your slit, up and down, smearing your juices. Not paying any attention to your clit.

"Ugh you're so annoying els," you whine.

"What was that, sweetheart?" She pinches your folds, a scream leaves your lips. Your back arches, wanting more. "I said you're so annoying?" You moan. Ellie hums, bringing her lips down, blowing on your pussy, the cool air making you shiver.

She latches her lips onto your clit, sucking hard. "Oh my God, yes, yes, please give me more," you beg. Ellie must be fantasizing, the scene unraveling infront of her looked so pornographic. Her cold finger rubbed outside your tight hole. She opens your fold, seeing you clench around nothing.

She places her tongue flat against it. Slowly shoving it into your hole. You start to shake, hands reaching down to pull ellies hair. "Yes, yes, yes, don't stop. Please don't stop, UGH!!" You chanted. You started feeling knots in your stomach. Ellie caught on, your were going to cum. She added a finger, her thumb on your clit, rubbing circles at an intense pace.

You felt overwhelmed, it was being to much. Ellies other hand came up, kneeding your breast. Pinching the nipple, your back arches. Your orgasm washing over you like a wave. You are breathing so heavy, you feel like you might pass out. You look up to see ellie licking her fingers clean.

"I'm not done with you just yet." Ellie starts unbuckeling her pants, dropping them. You could see her bulge, which made you nervous. "Do you always carry that around with you?" You ask, still recovering from your orgasm.

Ellie just smiles, removing her boxers. A purple dildo, with veins on it. You make eye contact with her. She comes up placing kisses up your stomach all the way to your lips. An open mouth kiss, her tongue slipping in you mouth, gliding against yours.

"You can take it."

She grabs your leg, throwing it over her shoulder. She rubs some of your cum on her dick. Aligning herself to your entrance. Slowly entering your tight hole. You gasp at the feeling, you feel so full. A breathy moan leaves your mouth.

When ellie sees you relax, she starts to pick up her pace little by little. Soon enough she pounding into you. Screams and moans leave your lips. God, ellie felt like she was gonna cum right then and there. The movement caused her clit to rub on the base of her strap. You cried out, your walls clenching around her cock.

Your second orgasm was so close. Ellie could tell yet again, your body was shaking so much. She pressed her cold hand on your lower stomach, putting some weight on it, she swears she can feel herself inside you.

The weight of her hand just makes you moan, a tear slipping from your eye. She's quick to swip it of, though. "Harder, herder ellie, please" you cried. Ellie obeys, thrusting in deeper, hitting your g spot. With a loud scream and a grunt form you and ellie, you both cum.

Your shaking and ellie is on top of you. A few breaths before she's up again. Taking off the strap, leaving her bare.

She removes her sprts bra, her perky breast, with erect nipples.

She grabs your leg, placing it over her shoulder again. She comes down onto your center, a gasp leaving both your mouths. She starts rubbing herself on you, your juices mixing together. The sound of wet skin on eachother made ellie wet.

She increased her pace. A moan leaves her mouth. She leans down placing kisses on your jaw and neck. You grab her head pulling it towards you, kissing her deeply. Moving your mouth to her jaw and neck sucking softly.

If she was gonna leave her marks all over your body, so were you.

You place a kiss under her ear making her moan. You pull her nipple in your mouth, bitting it softly, running your tongue over it afterwards. Ellie hissed, her tummy clenching.

She rubbed faster and harder on you. You both cry out. " at the same time, yeah?" Ellie gasps, You try to nod. A few thrust later and you swear you see stars, your legs trembling so badly, ellie let's out a throaty moan as her orgasam swallow her.

She places a kiss on your calf before getting off you. Her legs also slightly shaking. She walk to your bathroom, returning with 2 wet towels. Your laying on your back, still breathing heavily. Ellie opens your legs slowly, cleaning you up.

She grabs the other towel, wiping herself clean too. She hops in bed beside you, spooning you. She covers the both of you. "I love you, doll," she says softly, placing a kiss on your head. A smile forms on your face, "I love you," you state. She hugs you closer, both of you extremely tired.

You fall into a deep slumber, that night you dreamed with ellie. Ellie finally went to sleep a little after you. She was so happy to finally have you to herself.

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A/N: alright my loves, this was the last part. OMG this was my first time writing smut so please I apologize if it wasn't the best. But I am actually happy how this little series came out.

[dragonridernoobie]

Hello!! I’m actually super happy to request to you for the first time bc you’re the one person that made me wanna start making lil fics🥹

Anyways, you think I can request a little funny (and slightly romantic) scenario of TFP Megatron and a fem human he had kidnapped like let’s say, probably like a year ago?..and basically she’s crazy. She has like orange cat energy, so she’ll bite or just have random bursts of energy.

But, sometimes (all the time-) reader curses with her burst of energy.

Whenever she’s in fighting mode she’s like another version of Harley Quinn basically. Very very crazy.

Anyways, I hope this made sense!! If not then I’m sorry😭😭 take your time and try your best!!❤️

Tyyyyyy

Hi, I'm so happy to know that I made you start you're own fics! Remmber to keep going and don't give up! I've has some people say some mean shit to my works saying things like "that's not how they really acted" or "they wouldn't date a human!" Fuck them if they ever message ya! It's called fanfiction for a reason!

Megatron X Orange Cat Energy Reader

Almost a year ago, megatron kidnaped a human named (Y/N). He dident think much of it, just going to use them as a test subject for Shockwave.

Eight after he kidnapped (Y/N) he noticed right away somthing was...off with this human.

This human kept nipping and biting his digit. Even when he yelled at them to stop. A year later, he is used to it. He decided to keep this wierd human.

A year later, here they were. Megatron was watching the screen that oversees the decpticons. While he watches, he sees in the corner of his optic the human he kept running around laughing. He watched them with slight amusement.

While he kept watching, starscream walks into the throne room to probably complain.

Before starscream could talk, (Y/N) runs up to him and grabs hi leg and start to bite him.

Starscream screams and tries to shake off (Y/N). He proceeds to run out of the throne. (Y/N) smiles and runs to megatron and clibs up him and sits on his shoulder.

(Y/N): "he is so annoying. And I'm the one saying that!"

Megatron: "indeed he is my friend."

Megatron laughs and rubs onto of (Y/N)'s head.

Soon, they find themselves in a cave full of energon. Megatron was with (Y/N) watching over the drones working. While they watched, (Y/N) explains to Megatron the wierd ways human have executed people in the past.

Soon, drones alerts everyone and Megatron that the Megatron that the autobots where here. Megatron smiles and turns to (Y/N).

Megatron: "Have fun."

(Y/N) smiles and jumps off and runs somewhere. Soon, the autobots open fire on the decpticons.

When the autobots got close to the center of the cave, bombs start to rain on them. When the autobots look up after the explosions, they see (Y/N) smile and jump down. Almost hitting arcee with her hammer when she slams it down.

(Y/N) laughs out and tries to keep hitting the autobots with her hammer.

Megatrons laughs from a higher point. Watching the autobots struggle to catch, hit, and capture (Y/N). At one point, (Y/N) was on the face of bulkhead, and he was screaming like a girl and running around. (Like from the scraplet episode)

Megatron knew (Y/N) was a pain and a human who was crazy. He called what humans call orange cat energy. Since he has seen some videos of those felines.

Soon, the autobots are pushed back enough they called for a retreat. (Y/N) laughs and giggles and runs to megatron. They use their hammer to slam the ground and launched themselves up into megatrons shoulder.

(Y/N): "did I do good?"

Megatron: "Very."

[zith-ipeth]

A few faces (Dog Days 27)

My friend asked me if I was plural today…

It was, wierd, like I’m not, I believe in their beliefs and I think that they’re all valid in some way or another (I’m not gonna get into syscourse here, if you want my opinion dm me about it) but it just struck me cuase I was like no this feels reasonable and single in nature…

There are two Ziths, there’s dog-person zith, or A for the sake of this post, and just plain old dog zith, or B for the sake of this post

A zith likes consent for all physical contact, if I can’t see you, or sense you in someone and I get touched high odds I’ll scream or get mad, A also likes social interaction, is bold confident and brash, she’s aggressive political talks a thousand miles an hour and is cocky as all can be. She still acts dog like just is also a human.

B zith is an object, it can be touched however by whomever wherever, it doesn’t care if it can or cannot see the people engaging with it, it gets nonverbal when it’s stressed as opposed to hyper verbal, it will still explain boundaries but is flustered and socially awkward. B is a dog, an animal, it communicates in barks and growls and mumblings

Upon explaining that A has a habit of being around when I’m manic and upswinging, or depressive and touchy, while B exists as the sort of, normal state, one could assume it exists as masking, but also this explanation feels plural in nature, especially cuase I feel not fully in control as A, it’s more like I’m doing things without any thought, including thinking without thought if that makes sense, where as the neutral and calmed B I feel, like a whole being, fragile and beautiful.

Idk this is confusing and I’ve been pondering this, maybe in a classic Therian move I have a dual embodied experiance just instead of “person in society” and “animal” it’s fucked up half dog in society and whole dog in society.

I’m not plural, I know this for sure, I think I’m just bi polar and a dog, though I bet that the vendiagram would be fun to look at.

Or I’m just masking and doing it realllly intensely

Anyway

Today was good if not philosophical, and I had quite the bit of fun and good movement, I went out with my sister (Lilia, the gothic cat girl looking one) and some friends. We went to the playground by a park near my house, I love her so much, my sister, she’s just like, the best big sister a girl could ask for I think.

Show some love to your kin if you can, they’ll be there for you, whether they are found family or blood family.

Run fast, bite hard, bark loud

Peace, love, and gratitude

-Zith Ipeth

[vqrtualheartss]

E42 Miles Morales x Black!Fem!Reader! - Across the Multiverse (might change it)

A/n : Soo, this is my first time publishing any of my writings online, although intended to be a oneshot, if all goes well a part two may come by. Feel free to give suggestions, requests, feedback. Next part here 3rd part heree

Warnings : cheating/ profanity, miles (1610) cheating, angst, cursing (only 2 words I think) , implied sexual assault,GWILES,, (not very detailed) harm done to reader

Reader = blue, Miles (1610) = red, Gwen = pink, others = white, may get a colour though

Genre : Angst(?)

I am in no way, shape or form trying to villainize Gwen, everything is just for plot in fact I love Gwiles. My only point of interest is Miles G.

𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷| Every Saturday, my boyfriend -and Brooklyn's infamous Spider-Man- Miles Morales, would sit down and tell me the tea in the Spider-society. I've learnt about his encounters with other spider-people across the spider-verse and his relations with them. It was a silly little tradition but I loved it.

"Yea, so basically, the multiverse is a collection of all the universes there are, including this one. And that cow..villain thing, called The Spot has holes that can drag you anywhere across the multiverse or somewhere different in this one. I'll make sure to beat his ass next time he comes though so I can protect you from it"

I threw the pillow supporting my elbows at him, he webbed it to the wall "Corny ass"

He got up from his seat around the desk walking over to my place on the bed hovering over my frame.

"I don't care if I'm corny, I'll protect and love you in every universe there is, including this one"

We started giggling like little kids as the gap between our bodies closed in, he cradled my face in his hands before our lips met. We froze in the moment for about ten seconds before pulling back.

"I love you so, so much , and I don't ever want you to ever forget that."

He was clingy at times, but oh so adorable

"Ofcourse I know, you like to tell me everyday"

"And I'll never stop telling you"

He pecked my cheek. My hand rested onto his, caressing it

For about what seemed like hours but was just a few seconds we stared into the other's eyes, pure love and admiration in each set.

Who wouldn't fall in love again if someone looked at them like that?

"Even after two years I feel like I still have a crush on you-...Uahhh"

I held onto Miles as everything in the room including us started to levitate. He was more confused than scared since he's used to wierd stuff being Spider-Man and all. What shocked him was the blue.. portal thing that opened up in the ceiling. As it spread more, everything returned to it's position. From it a girl with blond, shoulder length hair and a right side-cut floated down on the bed beside us.

Taking a moment to process the events, Miles launched onto her

"Gwanda!, I missed you so much" huh?

"I missed you too Miles"

I stared at them blankly, separating themselves off each other, he cleared his throat.

"Y/n, this is Gwen, Gwen this is my girlfriend, y/n"

I awkwardly waved to her, to which she did back with almost the same energy. It was like looking at an inverted version of myself. My skin was a medium ebony, hers a snow white, I had coily 4c hair, her's was wavy, not to mention our clothing styles. Polar opposites.

"So why'd you call her Gwanda, and she like that?"

Confused wasn't even the word for me right now. Miles scratched the back of his head, a nervous tactic of his

"It's an inside joke, you wouldn't get it"

I shook my head to his statement. The silence got a bit awkward before she decided to break the ice

"Soo, how's everything since I left?"

Not wanting to disrupt their convo, I started scrolling through my feed

"The worst obviously"

I raised my eyebrows in shock at his confession. "obviously" What's that to mean? I had to bite at the inside of my cheek to stop myself from doing or saying anything irrational. I allowed myself to step out their convo, aimlessly browsing through social media, my focus was deep into my phone. However, my head swiftly moved when I heard their last few sentences

"Let's go patrolling, we still have a lot of catching up to do" Gwen's eyes widened, her blue irises scaring me a bit, they looked quite uncanny

"Does she know that you're-"

"Yeah, she does. You can trust her" Not sure if I can trust you or her right now.

"In that case, yeah, I'd like that"

My face stained with an inquisitive expression, both tones sounded a little too.. flirtatious for my liking, what exactly was so secretive that they had to talk it out in the city? I looked up at both persons as they put their suits on, waiting to see if neither would acknowledge my existence. Nope, they just got suited up and.. left. If there's a word to describe something to be more invisible than invisible then that was definitely how I felt. Not even my boyfriend could say goodbye.. humph

"It can't be that bad, they're just catching up.. yeah"

Trying every and anything to convince myself, I took up my belongings, letting myself outside his room then house. At first, I called out to his parents - "Mama Rio, Tio Jeff?" - hearing no response I left, locking the door using the key I got from Tiá Rio as a reminder that - I'm always welcome - I smiled at the memory.

I tried walking around the city to clear my mind, about halfway through my walk I saw two familiar suits gliding and having their best time in the sky, moving along the roofs of houses. That's some patrolling

Mood ruined, I cut my time short and headed straight home. Unlocking the door, I took my shoes off placing the beside the table. I would usually call out to my parents but they were away on a business trip. After getting some food, I took myself up to my bedroom. Taking a shower and changing into silk shorts and an oversized shirt (sleep clothes). But before heading to the bed I sat around my desk, admiring fairy lights adorned with pictures of Miles and I.. my boyfriend and I. I looked out my window only to see the two leaned against each other, back faced to my vision.

"This is going to end badly isn't it?... Maybe I'm thinking of the worst, he loves me. He wouldn't replace me like that right?" Wrong.

For the next few days it was all about Gwen. Gwen. Gwen. Gwen. Gwen. I felt as if he was dating her

"Wanna go on a date? Just you and me, it'd be fun" "Sorry I'm already with Gwen"

"Bonito, do you still want to go for ice-cream?" "Sorry princess, drawing with Gwen. Can you pick some up though? She loves vanilla."

"Can you buy that plush for me? I'll pay you back." "Sorry, spent all my money on Gwen"

(time-skip)

I tried so. so hard to keep positive, but I just couldn't. I changed, now it was gaslighting myself from crying to crying. "How's this even fair, he's supposed to be my boyfriend.. who is he even dating now" I felt like trash, disposable, he made me feel disposable. I thought I'd have to die before I see this era come. Clearly, I underestimated fate. I felt replaceable, disposable, and, jealous. I had completely let myself go, my eyes were always puffy, hair more tangled than usual, I looked a mess. I finally decided to talk with him, knowing this talk would only end one of two ways: good or bad.

I fixed myself up, it didn't take much really, I combed my hair, putting it in a nice high puff. Wore some cute clothes and that was it. Call me a narcissist, but I knew I was always pretty (bad lil bitch). I stared at my reflection in the mirror, smiling as I admired my features, taking a couple pics too , I finally headed out. My parents were out on another business trip, they always are, giving me another reason to visit the Morales - to visit my second family-.

Arriving at their residence, I knocked to acknowledge the presence of anyone that may be in the house. Miles' mother opened the door

"Tiá Rio! It's so good to see you" she pulled me into a hug before pulling back, both of us smiling

"Likewise mija.. oh dear, what happened? Your face is all sad-looking and-"

Your son is what happened

"it's nothing mama, I've just been tired, that's all"

It warmed my heart at how much she seemed to care for me, assuming she was referring to my puffy eyes I lied. - well that's one thing you can't rid in a day - whilst listening to me, she gestured for me to get inside, closing the door behind me as I took my shoes off

"If it's that boy stressing you out, I'll beat him for you, just let me know" I laughed at her suggestion

"No mama, it's not him, thank you for the offer though" I was still chuckling, then she joined in

"Anything for you. I'll get going though, I have something on the stove to attend to" I shook yes, heading towards his room

"Leave a plate for me?"

"Always " I smiled as I turned focus to Miles' bedroom door. I went in deciding to not knock

I don't even know if I wished I did or not. The scene behind the door was heartbreaking, but I couldn't look away. There he was.. my "boyfriend" kissing Gwen Stacy. He was looking at her with those eyes, the eyes of love he used to look at me with. Both of them looked at me like they've seen a ghost. The expression wasn't too far off, they did make me feel like a ghost, invisible. I shook away any tears starting to form, but my eyelids were like a broken dam, no way or use in controlling it. If anything, I wanted him to see how I felt, to see how much he hurt me, to feel guilt, sadness, anything.

"Cielo, don't cry. It's not what it looks like"

"How long ?" He started to stutter. "How long Miles?"

"2 weeks, listen.. please. We were caught up in a moment and we just-"

"Do you think that's helping?" I felt my words ball up, stuck in my throat, my stomach continuously dropping. It's as if I could feel the sadness in my body. I didn't like it

"No.." I looked over his shoulder, looking at Gwen as she turned her face away, his sweater and other belongings on her

"What happened to protecting and loving me in every universe? In this universe Miles. I don't care about any other universe, you had one job to do. Is loving me harder than being Spider-Man?" I shook my head side to side in disbelief

"Princessa-" Gwen hummed a timid response. Un-fucking-believeable

"Do not call me that, there's your princessa" I pointed over to Gwen that had her sweater still stuck over her body. The air quotes from myself added to the comedic effect and subtracted from the restraint I had to not laugh

I made a run for it when he turned his head in the direction of my finger before I broke down. I couldn't let him see me like this. I ran to the door, shoes in hand as I searched for my keys, unlocking it. Talking to Miles' mother in between quiet sobs as she rushed behind me, "I'm sorry tiá" I finally made my way onto the streets of Brooklyn running somewhere, anywhere far from their house. Once settled I tried putting on my shoes, who knew that such a simple task was hard when crying ?

Rio's p.o.v

What the hell is going on, more importantly, why is (y/n) crying. I looked up in the direction of Miles' room to see him run forward to the door, a girl that was definitely not her behind him, her lipstick smudged. What the actual- she looks old enough to vote ?! I stood in my position, putting 2 and 2 together.

"Miles Gonzalo Morales. Get. Here. Now."

(Y/n) p.o.v

Still, I was wandering around the city, just something I do to blow off steam. - The hell? - it's kinda wierd to see Brooklyn this empty, especially on a Saturday evening. I continued walking until I saw the reason for the lack of people, The Spot.

Could this day get any worse? I sighed, Yes unfortunately, mentally, I answered my question as I tried running opposite from the creature, my attempts to escape failed as it stretched it's hands to engulf me in its nothingness. As it took me in, I saw holes that spread randomly, seemingly having no start nor end.

I knew what they led into -a new universe-, but not where. Knowing there was no going back, I decided to leap into a random hole, accepting whatever fate it throws to me. Before making my decision, a hole randomly spawned underneath my legs, bringing me into any universe it leads to.

It was a hard fall to say the least but I got up. I landed in...Brooklyn? It was nothing like my Brooklyn but, sure it was pretty. The place was littered with multiple shades of dark purple and other hues, a black tint being evident on the atmosphere. Having nothing else to do, I did what I know best, wander. For about 10 minutes my eyes never left the buildings, neon signs or billboards, it was chaotic...but in a harmonious way. I was now more amused than scared. Then my thoughts hit me like a train

"Where will I stay?"

"Wouldn't I already live here?, I could be dead. SHIT I COULD BE DEAD"

"what should I do now?"

Lost in my own thoughts, I didn't seem to acknowledge the group of men (3) that stood, cat-calling me. I decided to ignore their existence, walking briskly

"Hey doll, come here. I don't bite"

"What's a pretty girl like you doing here?"

With their words slurred, I could only assume they were drunk, plugging my ears with my fingers.

"ohh, so you think you're better than us now?" The third man stated

"bitch"

I blame Miles Morales of earth 1610 for this

They started to run after me, I started to run from them. To make the situation worse on my part, before arming myself with even a rusty nail, one of the men held on my arm, forcefully dragging me into an alleyway and throwing my body against the wall. One thing happened after another, now they started to beat and bruise my body anyway and where they could. Whether it was by throwing glass at my face, kicking my chest, slapping my face, throwing my head back into the wall, stomping on my body they didn't stop. They stopped when I was at my weakest, my mouth was bleeding, slap marks imprinted on my face, glass shards in and around my body, blood dripping at a slow rate from my head, most of it got soaked up in my hair, making the coils look more like curls. They did all this while letting out a few remarks on their minds.

"That's what you get for resisting, you had a choice y'know"

"Think you're better than the rest of us huh?"

"cry all you want, there's no one here to save you"

Spitting out blood, and wiping my mouth with my sleeve I begged for some forgiveness - "Please" "Let me go" -

"Hmm, you see. I really can't do that doll but you can get something else"

"what?"

The man's mouth distorted into a smug smile before he tore my jacket in half from the seams. I tried to cover my chest with the hand covered in blood as the other men laughed. He tore away my hand, slamming my head once more into the wall. Hard. Getting rid of any consciousness I may have had left. I silently cried as I felt my soul slip from my body.

My eyes started to shut , vision doubling as I heard the sound of metal scraping against the wall, faint screams came from infront me, my body getting weak. I heard men shouting, slicing, punching, and, the splatter of something that heavily fell on my face and clothes. Finally, I felt the hand that had intentions of violating my body fall, its owner seemingly dropping to the floor.

Forcing myself to open my eyes I saw a suit with colours of purple and black step towards me, lifting my body up.

"It's all good now. You'll be fine" The voice sounded almost mechanical behind the mask, the demeanour of the wearer gradually softening as he reassured me. I closed my eyes trusting the stranger with my life. I can trust him afterall..right?

[zayray030]

Your favorite ship with ace and headcanons about it?

I'm such an indecisive bitch so I quite literally do not have a favourite ship. However I do know which shops I prefer and which ships I don't care for so we're doing ones that I prefer!!

Treyace! Trey enjoys having Ace sit on the counters when he's baking and anytime he's baking cookies he let's Ace eat the cookie dough

Catace! Constantly couple photos. In fact Cater takes them out to fancy places because Ace's eyes widening cutely and he flushes prettily and Cater can never have enough photos of his boyfriend being that gorgeous

Leoace! Leona let's Ace skip classes in his dorm so long as Ace let's Leona use his thighs as a pillow and doesn't speak so Ace can speak. Also Leona encourages Ace to grow out his hair and Leona loves running his fingers through it

Rugace! The two of them together would have the combined dental problem of the entire school lmao. Those two enjoy buying the other bakes goods and when the other isn't looking they'll steal a bite of each others food.

FloAce! Floyd enjoys carrying Ace in many different positions. Bridal, over his shoulder, piggyback, like a newborn, legit any way he can carry Ace is a win for him

JadAce! Jade pierced Ace's ear and used one of his gemstones to get Ace a custom little earring like his

Jamiace! They enjoy making little golden jewellery for each other!!

Vilace! Ace routinely bullies Bils more rabid fans who try and make fun of Ace. He bullies them by taking pictures of Vils hands wrapped around him and sending them saying: "could never be you"

RookAce!! They have their wierd stalker thing that people wanna question but don't. Also Rook enjoys buying Ace clothes and makeup

IdiAce!! Idia begs Ace to wear cosplay outfits for him. Ace has repeatedly been restrained by Ortho so he doesn't burn the costumes

Malace!! Malleus tries to make meals for Ace but always ends up burning them. He then ends up restoring to giving Ace ice cream

Liliace!! Lilis is Ace's sugar daddy and I refuse to take critism

[tfp-enthusiast]

Tiny!Transformers

Starscream

[Thank you! Sorry if it's a little late.]

You where brought to the Nemesis in the middle of the day, Soundwave made an excuse for you at school/work, and you had no clue why

It didn't help that Knockout was laughing the whole drive

"Knockout, what happened?"

Over the com you could hear Breakdown chuckling a bit before answering for KO

"Don't worry, it's nothing big"

Knockout and Breakdown where laughing their asses off from that sentence

Let's say that when you saw what exactly the problem was you had to bite back some laughs

Of course it was some kind of bad pun to the situation, you guessed that but you didn't expect Starscream to be around half the size of your leg

"...Can I ask what happened to you?"

"I don't have to tell you anything!"

Of course he would say that infront of the others

You will just ask him when you're alone with him

Speaking of alone, you could see that Screamer was not only very uncomfortable but he seemed scared of the others, so you decided to ask Soundwave if you could just 'watch over' him at your home

"Don't think you can now treat me like a sparkling or some kind of pet."

You never would but the thought of putting a leash on him or put him in time out for bad behavior made you grin a little bit

But you kept that thought for yourself

For his sake

When you got home, driven by a Vehicon, you took Starscream to your room

"Hope it isn't too messy for you Screamer, I didn't expect visitors."

He thought for a moment if he should take that as some sort of bad joke but choose not too

He trusted you that far

"What do you fleshies do in moments like these? This berth seems very... wierd."

You chuckled a bit before going to your shelve, that stood next to your bed, setting Starscream down and getting out two Nintendos

"We are gonna play some games! You can choose what you want to play."

Starscream choose Super Mario at first, failed a few times and threw your Nintendo almost against the wall, but then he choose animal crossing

It was cute to see him play such a peaceful game

"By the way.. Why are you so small now?*

He let out an semi annoyed sigh before explaining that he found an relic but it seemed to off when touched, it was badly damaged, and it shrinked him

"Shockwave works on it... probably takes his sweet time with it.."

You just listened to his rantings while you both played and sometimes reassred him about what happend

You hated that the Cons where that mean to their own and while you could understand it to some degree, you didn't understand why they blamed almost everything on him

It began to get late and you got tired but didn't want this time to stop

It was very rare to see Starscream relaxed like this and you felt bad for him

But he noticed too that you where tired and even if it mostly doesn't seem like he cares but he does, in fact, care a lot

"Go to recharge now. I can't have you half asleep here."

You just nodded and smiled before getting ready for bed

Starscream laid next to you, seems like he liked the softness of your bed

After some comfortable silence he begann to talk

"Thank you for taking me with you."

You didn't know if he expected that you heard him but you answered none the less

"Of course i did. It's what friends do for each other."

You could see him smile and began to drift off to sleep

THE NEXT MORNING

You got woken up by someone cursing loudly

When you got up and let your eyes adjust to the light you saw Starscream fly around your room with something sticking to his vehicle mode

"Y/n help me! Whatever this is it blocks my ability to transform!"

You where confused but nodded before answering in a groggy state

"Then you have to come here, I will try my best at helping."

Upon looking closer it was a bit of flex tape

Where did he even get it from???

That would be the perfect add 'even stoops alien robots'

Whiile you where with busy not laughing at your own, bad, joke Starscream started looking trough your stuff

"What is this!?"

You watched where he was and saw he was mentioning towards your favorite book

"That's a book, we humans like to read them because they are entertaining and sometimes teach you new things."

Starscream just nodded as if he was taking in the information

Afzer a few seconds he just transformed and flew to where the Nintendos where and picked both up

He gave you one and then turned his on, they learn so fast, and smiled at you

"I want to play again."

You can't say no to that face

So you played the next hours animal crossing and even tried again to play Super Mario but seems like tthis kid of game was just not for him

Tho it was cute to see the joy in his eyes wheen new people joined

But even the best time has to stop

You got an SMS from Soundwave saying that you will be picked up in a few minutes and Starscream will be turned back to his original height

You swear you saw a sad look on his face for a moment

After Starscream was back to normal he treated you better, he did before just not infront of others

It was not all bad, just you missed bit that he seemed so carefree for a while

You still sometimes play animal crossing and he even does when you aren't there, he surprised you one time with an island themed around you and the things you like

[knoepfl]

Chaos Served at the Table

Hey there this is the last part of my Christmas Present series! I hope you enjoyed the various fanfictions! I thank everyone for reading my wierd stuff! I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

24/24

Characters:

• Mahito

• A sadistic curse with the ability to manipulate souls, he enjoys inflicting chaos and pain. He sees his creation (you) as an experiment but holds a twisted affection for you.

• You (Reader/OC)

• A curse created by Mahito, completely insane and obedient to him. You’re erratic, unpredictable, and devoted to pleasing Mahito, even if it means suffering or violence.

• Geto Suguru

• A curse user and ally of Mahito, calm and strategic. He respects Mahito’s power but remains emotionally detached, observing the chaos from a distance.

Trigger Warnings:

• Violence (including torture and soul manipulation)

• Psychological Disturbance (extreme mental instability)

• Gore (blood and mutilation)

• Manipulation (psychological control by Mahito)

• Sadism (pleasure from pain and chaos)

• Obsession (the reader’s twisted affection toward Mahito)

• Disturbing Content (unsettling behavior and imagery)

Masterlist

Words: 1137

Mahito, ever the laid-back and carefree spirit, casually took a bite of the meal before him—a strange concoction of cursed energy and the remnants of his most recent "creation." His eyes sparkled with mischievous amusement as he chewed, savoring the flavor of a life lost, of a soul twisted. Beside him, the other curses ate too, each in their own way, though none with as much ease or enjoyment as Mahito.

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The moon hung high in the sky, casting a cold, eerie glow on the world below. In the shadows of an old, abandoned building, Mahito lounged at a worn wooden table, surrounded by his fellow curses. The atmosphere was thick with the smell of blood and decay, but that didn’t seem to bother anyone here.

The door creaked open, and in walked you, the creation of Mahito's twisted hand. Your eyes were wide, vacant, reflecting the chaotic madness that consumed you. The insanity in your gaze was palpable, making the room feel just a little more unsettling. You entered with an unpredictable, almost animalistic energy, and without a second thought, you leaned down and gave Mahito a small, gentle kiss on his cheek. Your lips were stained with blood, but it was a small gesture of devotion that spoke volumes of your connection to him.

Mahito’s gaze flicked up as you approached, his smile growing wider with amusement at your actions. “Ah, there you are,” he drawled, his voice dripping with interest. "Did you have fun with your little game?"

You grinned, tilting your head to the side, fingers still dripping with blood. “I played... I played so much, Mahito. They screamed so beautifully for me…” you giggled, the sound laced with an unsettling madness.

Mahito chuckled lightly, flicking his fingers. "Good. Very good. Now, come and join us," he gestured to the empty seat beside him, his voice soft but commanding.

You walked toward the table, your movements jerky and erratic. The other curses at the table—Jogo, Hanami, and the others—glanced at you with varying degrees of indifference and curiosity, but Mahito’s presence seemed to anchor you. As you sat down next to him, you could feel his eyes on you, a steady, guiding force.

He slid a bowl toward you—something dark and viscous, a strange mixture of cursed energy and gore. The other curses didn’t seem to mind the grotesque nature of the meal. After all, this was the food they consumed, born from the suffering of others, twisted in ways that only they could appreciate.

"Eat," Mahito instructed, his voice smooth and persuasive, like silk running through your mind. He didn’t have to tell you twice. You eagerly scooped up the bowl, your hands trembling as you took the first bite. The taste—bitter and tangy, yet satisfying in its own twisted way—fueled your insatiable hunger for more destruction.

Mahito’s gaze never left you as you ate. He watched with amusement, pleased with how you followed his command, how you obeyed him so completely despite the madness that consumed you.

“You’re a good little creation,” he murmured, his voice low enough for only you to hear. "So obedient, even with that wild mind of yours."

You looked up at him, eyes wide, lips smeared with the remnants of your meal. A faint, twisted smile curled on your lips. "I’ll always be good for you, Mahito. I’ll always be what you want."

He smiled back, pleased with your devotion, but there was a dangerous gleam in his eyes as he leaned closer, his voice almost a whisper now. "And that’s why I made you. You’re the perfect little chaos machine. And I can’t wait to see just how far I can push you."

Your body shivered, the madness within you stirring at the promise of more destruction, more blood, more chaos. You would do anything for Mahito, no matter how twisted it became.

Suddenly, the door creaked open again, and the quiet, calculating figure of Geto Suguru entered the room, his eyes scanning the table. His expression remained calm, though a faint sense of amusement flickered in his gaze when he saw you—his attention drawn to the way you seemed to idolize Mahito.

“Mahito,” Geto greeted, his tone smooth and almost detached as he approached the table. “I see you’ve been having some fun with your creation again.”

Mahito’s eyes glinted with an ever-present spark of mischief. “Oh, you know me, Geto. I can’t resist. She's perfect, don’t you think? Wild, but obedient. Just the way I like it.”

Geto raised an eyebrow, his gaze drifting over to you, lingering for a moment on the insanity etched into your face. “She’s certainly... interesting. Not what I expected when you said you were making something new.”

You turned toward Geto, your smile wide and twisted, eyes vacant but brimming with an unsettling affection for Mahito. “Mahito made me... He made me perfect,” you said, the words coming out almost like a chant. “I’ll always be good for him.”

Mahito chuckled, clearly enjoying the conversation. “She’s more than perfect. I created her for a reason. To see how far I can push the boundaries of cursed energy and chaos. She’s my masterpiece.”

Geto, ever the calm and rational one, stroked his chin thoughtfully. “A good creation... but you’re playing a dangerous game, Mahito. There’s no telling what this chaos could lead to, especially with someone like her.”

Mahito shrugged, uncaring. "I’ve never been afraid of a little danger. She’ll be useful. The more I push her, the more unpredictable she becomes. And that’s exactly what we need.”

Geto watched the two of you for a moment longer, his lips curling into a thin smile. “I suppose you’re right. A little chaos can be fun—especially when it works in our favor. But don’t forget that even the most obedient creation can turn on you if you push too hard.”

Mahito’s grin widened, his gaze darkening with amusement. “Let’s just see how far we can take it. I don’t mind a little challenge now and then.”

You, in the meantime, continued to devour your meal, seemingly oblivious to the conversation happening around you. Your eyes glazed over, but a twisted smile remained on your face. You were completely lost in the madness, in the chaotic world Mahito had created for you. You didn’t need to understand the conversation. All you cared about was pleasing him. And Mahito, for his part, was more than willing to keep pushing your boundaries.

As Geto turned to leave, he gave Mahito one last look, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “Enjoy your little game, Mahito. But remember, not all experiments are as controllable as you think.”

Mahito chuckled, raising his cup to Geto in a mocking toast. “Don’t worry, Geto. She’s mine. And I know exactly what I’m doing.”

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[bluddyfingertips]

is it wierd that i want bro to bite me ? ill be your dinner gerard way AHHHHH

[ninetyminutes]

Saturday Night - Daemon AU

Okay so some of these were harder than others, especially Lorne. I’m VERY open to other ideas, in fact, please give me your thoughts because I’m indecisive and love hearing what others have to say :)

Lorne Michaels - Unsettled/Clouded Leopard(?)

unsettled because he’s lowkey this mysterious enigma that no one can seem to entirely figure out, like people on SNL were obsessed with trying to figure him out but many really couldn’t. I feel like he’d switch between animals like a Fox, River Otter, Cheetah, Red Wolf, Crow, maybe even a Goose that bites peoples ankles idk

if he does eventually settle, like if I were to write this (and I might) I think I might chose something like a clouded leopard but idk y’all

clouded leopard is giving “small but mighty” vibes like you don’t realize they’re that small until you see them in person and also they just look super young no matter how old they really are

I feel like Lorne’s daemon needs to balance him out a bit like they could be something a little less high energy/ act first think later and more calm and calculated, hence the clouded leopard

but they could share some other traits like being extremely clever and confident, having this “I know what I want and I want the best” sort of vibe

Lorne is not confrontational like he seriously avoids it at all costs and feels threatened when put into those types of situations (real Lorne gets genuinely angry), which totally fits Clouded Leopard since they’re typically elusive

Others Considered: River Otter (very close 2nd, aren’t typically characterized as ambitious), Snow Leopard, Cheetah, etc.

***way more people under the cut ***

Rosie Shuster - Mink

independent woman who doesn’t let herself be defined by a man

maybe a little bit manipulative but NOT maliciously, more so clever and very convincing

more confident than arrogant, but is very witty and doesn’t shy away from snide remarks

Others Considered: River Otter

Chevy Chase - Swan

I’m not entirely sold on this one ngl so I’m accepting suggestions

arrogant and egotistical, truest definition of a pot stir-er, can be problematic, self centered

swans are loud af and also kinda aggressive which fits because Chevy is always running his mouth making rude comments and jokes about other people

Others Considered: Peacock, Coyote, African Painted Dog

John Belushi - Binturong aka Bearcat

binturongs are pretty aggressive animals tbh like do not mess with them

Gives another meaning to when Rosie tells John “with all that fur”

bearcats have the eyebrows™️

Others Considered: none because I’m too convinced with the idea of the Bearcat

Dan Aykroyd - Belgian Malinois

was originally African Painted Dog but I think Belgian Malinois might fit better

totally giving happy go lucky dog vibes

crackhead vibes for sure

Others Considered: African Painted Dog, Raccoon, Dingo, Golden Retriever, Australian Shepherd or maybe Border Collie

Andy Kauffman - Umbrella Cockatoo

idk the weird bird thing just kinda fits, you know?

Others Considered: Sun Conure, almost any parrot/macaw type bird tbh, Peacock (for the wierd factor, not the beauty), Mouse

Billy Crystal - Meerkat

def meerkat vibes

his African safari sketch

totally reminds me of Timon from Lion King, probably because he sounds a LOT like Timon from Lion King

Others Considered: none, it’s too good

Dick Ebersol - Beaver

kinda nervous and seems not super confident but is a network executive so he’s got to have some sort of backbone

a bit of a pushover until he’s not, like he can speak up for himself

very logical thinking and pretty smart I’d say, definitely prioritizes the facts which is definitely giving Beaver vibes

Others Considered: Ferret, Burrowing Owl

David Tebet - Leopard

it’s giving arrogance, ego, hotshot, top of the food chain, “I’m more important than you”, and “i can end your career with the snap of my fingers”

aggressive and threatening, overall just really really intimidating like just seeing them lurking or stalking in the background would be terrifying

Others Considered: Raven, Golden Eagle, Mountain Lion

Michael O’ Donoghue - Wolf

but specifically a darker furred one because his nickname is genuinely the “dark prince” so like c’moooon

it’s cliche on purpose

like he’s giving lone wolf but also protect my pack vibes? but a lot of lone wolf, dark horse sort of energy

Others Considered: Wolverine, Tasmanian Devil, Mountain Lion,

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

I forgot to turn on anon earlier oh well, I've already outed myself. So I was rereading earlier and, um, well a few questions popped in my head.

1) Since White Tiger fights Ian the most, does he have the largest number of bite marks in his history? Does he go out of his way to avoid being bitten like the other gang leaders? Or does he just not bother. You compared his group of followers to the Mad Pack earlier, does this mean White Tiger has his own strange attraction going for him/wierd not-bite thing? (Or is he just as bitey as Ian?)

2) Ian and Ezra are just walking down the street when a wild White Tiger pops up. How ecstatic are each of the individual participants, and how long would the fight last? Would Ian and Ezra team up against White Tiger? Or would it turn into a three way brawl too quickly to process? Would Ezra find a way to stand to the side, out of the way or would White Tiger(and Ian) successfully draw Ezra into the fight?

3) I'm thinking back on what you said about Luke having his own ability going for him, how he would put up a better (romantic) fight once he gets going, and how you once said something to the effect of 'the world tends to move itself around for Luke's convenience'. Is that Luke's thing? The world just shifts to Luke's direction? That would be ridiculously op if he weren't a Main Character tm, and also the original protagonist in a romance. It kind of is even now.

4) Does the Mad Pack hideout have a popcorn maker machine? I imagine that once Luke and Ezra start trying actively seduce Ian, it's only going to be the most entertaining of activities for anyone not directly in the line of fire like Ian will be. (I just can't imagine Ian going out of his way to try to "romance" someone, no matter his feelings for the personpeople involved. Boi too shy for that! Boi too in denial for that!)

I think that's all the thoughts. Wow that was more than I figured, but then I really do love this story. I wanna know where it's going! Highest of compliments to the author(you) really.

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1) Ian has to literally knock him unconcious every time bc otherwise White Tiger Will Not Stop. He refuses to go limp, to stop struggling, so yes, White Tiger has been bitten more than anyone - more times in a single fight, too. He doesn't go out of his way to avoid it - not anymore than he would a normal attack anyway - and they're not an indicator of the impending end of the fight the way they are for everyone else.

White Tiger first came after Ian when he was 14, and Ian was 18. He had to knock him unconscious then too, but he didn't start the biting until this last year when White Tiger became strong enough to tank most of his usual finishers. Ian just got irritated enough to try it even though he can hardly pin White Tiger down long enough for it to matter. It's like a dog chewing on a bone in frustration.

He's the first and only person White Tiger has ever lost to, which is the root of his obsession. Not that he's resentful. My man is having a great time.

2) Ian and White Tiger always fight on sight, and it usually takes a while. Ezra wouldn't step in. He doesn't usually jump straight to violence anyway, but he could tell it wouldn't be necessary and that neither fighter would appreciate it, the way they zero in on each other like they're the only two people who exist. White Tiger would probably be interested in fighting Ezra as one of the only people able to sense his strength but only after he defeats Ian. He has one (1) rival. He puts no one else in his eyes.

3) Luke's special ability isn't super crazy. It just gives him a leg up, the way both Vanessa's and Ezra's do. I don't want to explain what it is specifically until it's revealed explicitly in the plot, though. Just be assured it's not as overpowered as you might be thinking!

4) 😭😭 If there wasn't before, there would be once things get going. Ian trying to seduce anyone on purpose is a hilarious image. Him being pursued is, as you surmised, going to be just as entertaining. He's not dense, but he is uninterested. I'm looking forward to writing the attempts to change that.

Thank you!! 💖💖

[fnaf-enthusiast]

FNaF 4 general headcanons

Nightmare

Not only is he introverted, he's also anti-social as fuck

Will leave in the middle of a conversation just to confuse the other

If he doesn't like someone he will only act sarcastic around them

He and Fredbear are bros and he mostly ineracts with him

The type of person to ask for a coffee that's black like their soul

Has tried on multiple occasions to teach BB swear words and give Foxy and Jack-o-Bonnie the fault

Fredbear

He's not introverted but also won't try to seek a conversation every 5 minutes

Loves to tease others but doesn't do that very often

Tends to sneeze so loud he can almost be heard on the street

Is secretly a fan of tea but drinks coffee openly because he thinks he wouldn't be scary anymore

Nightmare Freddy

He's a dad, literally, but a chaotic and tired one

Sometimes he can be a great dad, like plays with the freddles, and other times he just acts like he's dead and let's the freddles ruin the place

Drinks a lot of black coffee but actually favors something more sweet

Likes talking and joking with the other nightmares but sometimes can't find the energy to (same dude)

He takes bets on which freddle wins the daily fist fight with Bonnie and Jack-o-Bonnie/Chica

Nightmare Bonnie

Bro can be your bestie or he's annoying af, no in between

Can't be silent for 10 seconds, be it making a funny/stupid comment, random chuckling or playing with his claws

Hates vacuum cleaners and noone knows why exactly

Is a big fan of TV shows and hogs the TV remote

Nightmare Chica

Extroverted but also tends to be creepy

Like she sometimes just stands there and stres or stops in the middle of a sentence

Is very sassy and doesn't care who stands infront of her

Is always in the kitchen or the living room

She and Foxy hang out in the closet or in a attic and gossip a little

Nightmare Foxy

The angrier he get's the thicker his accent gets until noone can understand what the fuck he's saying

Cusses a lot but watches it when plushtrap is around

Can't understand how a stove works somehow and ends up eating a frozen pizza

Sarcasm is his second language and he sometimes doesn't know when to stop

Plushtrap

Has way too much energy

He's got that wierd neighbors kid energy

He and the freddles cause a lot of havoc

Lears a lot of swear words but doesn't really know when to use them

Is a big fan of chocolate and bites anyone in the ankle when they have some

Is often left on high spaces like the fridge or counter but he just jumps down and doesn't care

Nightmare Ballon Boy

He randomly giggles in his sleep wich creeps even the nightmares out

Is bratty but can be sweet if he wants to

Loves cake and muffins, give him a cake pop and he will loose his shit

He can be given cola, unlike plushtrap, and nothing will happen

Is deeply scared of the nap time spray

Jack-o-Bonnie

Has a very macabre sense of humor

Has a very raspy and deep laugh which wierd everyone out except Jack-o-Chica

He and Jack-o-Chica are chaotic siblings that yell at each other but don't take shit from others

Steals BB's chocolate and blames Plushtrap when asked

Jack-o-Chica

Momma didn't raise no bitch, and yes it was Jack-o-Bonnie

She loves to laugh and tease, sometimes she makes a flirty remark but that's rare

She's a little aggressive but also caring in her own wierd way

She steals hair clips and pillows for no fucking reason

Made it her goal to scare everyone but made it even harder by setting the rule that no one is allowed to see her prank others

Nightmare Mangle

They sleep at least 12 hours a day but they aren't sleepy, she's just tired of everything

Still hangs around Puppet a lot

Loves lollipops and asks Plushtrap if he can get them some in exchange for helping in setting up a prank

Watches how the nightmares argue and fight, thinks it's amusing

Nightmare Puppet

They are almost always in bed or in some kind of attic

Reads a lot and draws sometimes

Leaves gifts for the nightmares no matter if they where rude that day or not

Seems like they are always laid back and kind but there's always that wierd vibe they have that puts some at unease