#Bill turned him into a Rubik’s cube kinda
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
WAIT I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT TAD so before his dimension was destroyed, could he also see the third dimension or did he only start to see it AFTER the his dimension was destroyed? If it was only after, how did he take it? Now that he knew just what bill was referring to when he was young? THE POTENTIAL ANGST WONT LET ME SLEEP HELP
Also btw, been loving your pibes and shapes au I’ve been eating everything UP
So my idea was that Tad did have a type of eye mutation! But it wasn’t as severe or noticeable as Bills. He always had the desire to be “ normal “ so “ just because I see something dark and shiny in the corner of my eye if I look really far to the side doesn’t mean I can’t have a normal life “ was what he told himself. Once he met baby Bill, he really really wanted him to think the same. He kept telling him “ Billy please pretend you can’t see it “ or “ keep looking at me, that way your eye is visible a little bit, that’s enough to live normally “
Too bad Tad was the reason Bill got the wrong idea of his developing powers! Tad was an exception not an example! People can’t twist that way, Billy. They can’t turn like Tad. Your powers don’t stay the same either Billy, you’re setting things on fire Billy
#shapes and pines au#tad strange#euclidia#my art#gravity falls au#gravity falls#bill chiper#digital art#i am cringe but i am free#idk I’m tired an drew this before bed#sorry if it’s hard to understand lmao#the Rubik’s cube doodle from the beginning of this au turned out to be plot relevant#get it? because he can twist?#Bill turned him into a Rubik’s cube kinda#maybe he was one and Bill just broke in the joints idk#but this is good enough I think
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
My favorite tricks on Fool Us (seasons 6-7)
When things don't go as planned but turn out okay by Danny Cole
Brain magic by Harry Keaton
Impossible card trick by Jandro
A damn cool card trick by Anna DeGuzman
Teller's driver's license goes missing by Axel Hecklau
Rapping while doing a card trick by Kevin Blake
Teaching Chinese by Kevin Li
Who's box is this by Tom Stone
Cards changing colors by Horret Wu
A problem with the deck by Pere Rafart
A lot of shoes by Sangsoon Kim
Card trick? Book trick? Nah, just do them both by Shawn Farquhar
Inspired by Teller by D.K.
Mentalism/time travelling by Guilherme Silveira
This is Spanish mentalism by Javier Botía
A different kind of sword trick by Hans Klok
Levitating chair by Jaana Felicitas
Where is all this salt coming from?? by Mario López
Color changing Rubik's cube by Takamiz Usui
Color changing cards (well, kinda) by Yukihiro Katayama
Playing with assumptions by Francis Menotti
Bubbles by Malin Nilsson
The Bodysnatchers by Peter Samelson
Cards changing colors and... disappearing and... turning into coins?!? by Eric Chien
Hawaiian wonder by Topas
Well, that's very scifi by Florian Sainvet
How many bills? by Jürg Alexander
Magic toilet by Mac King
Long distance magic in the spectator's hands by Alejandro Navas
Bills changing values by Simon Cornell
& (the silver balloon trick) by Michael Feldman
Cups and eggs by Rick Wilcox
I also must mention Alberto Giorgi who's trick wasn't that good but the way he performs is so great that I simply can't not put him on this list too. Oh, and again, these are not the actual names of the tricks, I just made something up to be able to remember what the tirck was
1 note
·
View note
Text
Sharing (Bill D. x Reader x Eddie K.)
Pairing: Bill Denbrough x Reader x Eddie Kaspbrak (All of them are 18+)
Word Count: 7k (I’m so sorry)
Warnings: Lots of NSFW material. Includes M/F/M threesome, fingering, oral (fem and male receiving), and unprotected sex. Also includes a bit of a Voyeur!Bill Denbrough and a lot of Dom!Bill Denbrough. And, of course, cursing and dirty talking.
A/n: I don’t even know what to say about this one, but I HAD to write it. I’m kind of insecure, but very happy because I finished it after a long time. It’s huge, I know, I’m sorry lmfao
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
“I d-didn’t even get st-started, y/n...”
Bill kept acute attention on you and the fucked-out expression you had, his wrist down the waistband of your shorts, his hand inside your soaked panties, and his fingers tracing small circles over your aching clit. You held onto the counter behind your back so hard you could feel the numbness spreading through your hands. You felt the urge to clench your thighs together to get more of his touch, but Bill kept a knee between yours, his face so close his lips brushed against your cheeks and lips here and there.
You felt like you were tip-toeing on your edge, everything he did plus de thrill of having all your friends right in the next room driving you there. You could even hear their voices in the living room while you and Bill were hidden in his kitchen. You loved forbidden things such as the fear of being caught, and Bill knew that pretty well. And shared it with you.
“Do you wanna c-c-cum, love? I can f-feel you already p-pulsing...” he muttered, teasingly dragging his middle finger up and down your slit, never inside you. “Yes, please...” You purred, eyes on those ice blue ones of his, biting down your lip whenever you felt the urge of moaning loud. Bill smiled down at you so sweetly it didn’t even look like he was torturing you like that. “You will, b-but not now”. That and the way he slowed down so his fingers were barely moving made you whimper and grind against him. Bill kissed your cheek like he was sorry for keeping you so denied like that, but you knew he wasn’t. He loved all of that, teasing and leaving you hanging there, hot for him, just to fuck you senseless on his bed later. He loved that, and so did you.
“You’re so not getting away with this, William Denbrough” you hissed, but that only made him laugh. “I very m-m-much d-doubt it, y/n y/l/n.”
You smiled every time he’d say your name, simply because he never stuttered saying that. He pressed his whole hand against you and you gasped. He took in the chance of your parted lips to kiss you harshly like he always did. And you two could stay like that forever, but you heard a loud noise that made both of you freeze.
You looked at the kitchen door and Eddie was standing there, widened eyes and a cup you supposed he had in his hands, now shattered on the floor.
“I-I’m sorry, guys... Really. I’m so sorry. Fuck!”
And just as fast as all happened, he stormed out of there, while you were still smashed against Bill’s chest, his hand still inside your shorts and your lips raw from kissing. You looked back at each other and you saw his face turning red in embarrassment at the same time you felt your cheeks burning too. But then you both burst in laugher, finally parting away. “Damn, Bill, we scared the shit out of him” you tried to pull yourself together, adjusting your clothes, while Bill crossed the room to get a broom. “I b-b-bet ten b-bucks he will scold us about how unsanitary it is t-to touch ourselves in a k-kitchen. You b-better go and keep him from t-telling the others”.
Bill stayed behind to clean the broken glass and you made your way to the living room, ready to be the target of every sexual line of Richie for the rest of the year as soon as Eddie gossiped about what he just saw, but when you approached the rest of the Losers, they’re shit-talking about Bowers around the Monopoly board on the coffee table.
“Holy shit, y/n! Where is Bill?” Stan, the banker, fizzed. “Does he wanna buy Park Place or...?”
You frowned at them, surprised you didn’t get the mocking you were expecting. You read each of them, from Beverly sipping on her juice to Mike tapping his cards on the board, and they all seemed unaware. “I don’t know. I think he won’t, he’s almost bankrupted...” Your eyes then landed on Eddie automatically, sitting on his spot at the couch because he didn’t like to sit on the floor, looking nervous as heck.
His eyes didn’t meet yours, he seemed even more embarrassed than you felt that moment and it made you feel bad. You just didn’t know what was going on. You knew Eddie was kinda... Naive. He once hooked up with a girl at the homecoming and the boys kept making fun of that for months, but that was all he had in his history. You started worrying that you made him too uncomfortable, and now he was grossed out or something.
As soon as you took your seat again, Bill stepped into the room and, perceiving the ignorance in the air, he raised an eyebrow at you. You just shook your head as Stanley scuffled at him about the Park Place slot.
**
“What the hell happened earlier?” you asked, pulling your top down on you.
Bill sighed and shifted between the sheets, only covered by the fabric once he refused to get up with you. His sleepy voice made you smile, the sight of his bare chest flaunting some hickeys made you shiver. “You t-talking about...?”, “Eddie, Bill. I’m talking about Eddie.” you said, softly. “I mean, after he saw us he was just sitting there, deadly silent. Then he claimed bankruptcy ten minutes later and ran back home”.
Your boyfriend Denbrough rested his arm under his head and looked at you, narrowing his eyes. “I just ate you out until you screamed, and you were t-t-thinking about Eddie? S-seriously, y/n?”. Yes, he was right and you still felt your knees weak, but he laughed it off and shook his head right after. “I d-don’t know, love... He seemed k-kinda stressed. You’re worried ab-b-bout him, aren’t you?”. You shrugged, sitting down on the bed to put on your beaten converses. “Yes... I mean, Eddie is so high-strung... I just didn’t want to annoy him so much with something so silly. I love him.”
You and Eddie had known each other for years. Not as long as he knew Bill, but still, you had a strong bond. He and Bill met when they were just six, you joined the party when you all were ten. He was the one who you first confessed to being in love with Bill, in the first place. And he was the one who advised you on telling Bill himself.
“And he loves you too, b-babe.” Bill sat up and scooted closer, his lips meeting the crook of your neck from behind.
You raised a brow at his tone.
“What?” “No, I m-mean... Don’t tell m-me you never noticed.” You spun around so you were facing him. Bill looked serious, although a tiny smirk danced on his lips. “Oh, you d-didn’t...” “I didn’t what, exactly, William?”. He laughed at your anxiety. “Y/n, m-m-maybe Eds is head over heels f-for you.” You tilted your head while he kept an eye on your reaction. “No,” you said. “You can b-bet your sweet ass.”
**
Of course the next days felt weird.
There was definitely something wrong with Eddie Kaspbrak. He’d evade away somedays, making up excuses so he wouldn’t hang out with the group, and when he showed up you noticed how distant he was from you. Bill could keep better with all of this, he was brave enough to talk to Eddie like nothing happened, but you weren't. You were that one kind of person that, when things went wrong, would step back afraid of making it worse.
So it was what you did. You stepped back and let time solve things.
It took two weeks before Eddie made it to the Clubhouse again. You were laying on the couch, Bill’s arm around you as you had your back against his chest. Bev was sitting right in front of you, at the hammock, while you and Richie made fun of their kiss in the third grade.
“Don’t be such a prude, Billiam.” Richie teased, walking in circles and messing with Stan’s Rubik's Cube. “He’s not a prude. I don’t know why he’s blushing so much,” you said softly as Bill rolled his eyes. “That’s okay, we kissed when we were kids and I passed the baton to y/n.” Bev laughed and you two shared a playful wink. Richie scoffed, “Good friends share, honey. That’s what they say.” You laughed along with the others when Bill looked down at you, as red as a cherry, but grinning. “Y’all should j-j-just shut the fuck up -” but he got cut off when the trapdoor swung open and Stan went down through it, bringing Eddie.
“What kind of sickness are you guys humming about?” Stan asked casually. “Heard something about sharing from up there... Fuck off, Richie!”
Stan slapped the cube off Richie’s hands, fingers moving fast, trying to fix the mess, while Eddie moved around looking for a seat. His eyes inevitably drifted over you and you felt that weird embarrassment again. Your legs were occupying the free spot at the couch, your dress tucked in between your thighs so you wouldn’t show your underwear around. You immediately sat up, making room for him, and, with no choice, Eddie walked over and fell by your side.
“We were just stating that good friends sometimes share stuff, like y/n and I shared Bill.” Bev said and you chuckled over Stan’s expression of disbelief. “You didn’t share, Bill. You can’t call a peck during third-grade sharing.” Richie whistled. “Now we are talking? What do you mean by sharing, Staniel? Don’t be shy, elaborate!”
Stan didn’t even hesitate, leaning against a wood column.
“Threesome”.
The word fell like a bomb. At least it hit you like that.
Beverly was laughing and Richie was delighted with the dirty path that talk went through. You could feel Bill softly chuckling against you while his fingers grazed your arm. You didn’t understand how could he remain so relaxed over a subject like that when you could feel yourself blushing hard to it. You were not a prude, but now you felt like.
“Yeah, that’s some good stuff...” Richie cooed. “Bev and y/n/n on Big Bill...”
“Beep beep, Richie!” You called out.
“Oh, I can see you getting redder than a tomato, y/n! Tell us all, are you fond of the idea, or Bill doesn’t like sharing you much?”
“Richie, I swear to God...”
“I’d share you.” Bill said, softly. And he didn’t stutter at all. You looked up at him, dry swallowing your soul, but he kept the cool look and didn’t glance back.
Now even Stan had looked up at you and Bill from his cube and you all stayed silent over some good seconds before Richie broke the ice. ”Well, in this case, y/n, dear, your favorite Trashmouth will always be here for you,” and blew you a kiss that made you laugh even though we were shocked.
“...B-but I’d do it with someone who d-d-deserved her.” Bill completed.
Richie threw his hands in the air in surrender. “But I'm classified! I’m quite experienced in this shit!” Bev made herself comfortable at the hammock while your mind spun with the chaotic level of that talk. “Are you, Tozier? Tell us then” she teased. Richie nodded slowly, talking dreamily, “Amber Miller and Melanie... Melanie Something, in the bathroom at that guy Trevor’s party”.
“No way!” Eddie finally hissed by your side, and you knew by his high-pitched tone you weren’t the only one uncomfortable there. “You can’t call it a threesome when one just sucked your dick while you kissed the other, because that’s all you did to those two, Richie!”
“Yeah?” Richie’s eyes widened even more behind his thick glasses “Tell us then, Eddie Bear, do you count chickening-out on fucking Greta Bowie as losing your virginity for real? Because if you don’t, I have fucking news for you, my good man!”
And that was it. The igniting point had been established. Eddie got up and disappeared up the trapdoor the fastest you had ever seen. “Richie...” Beverly hissed, but you didn’t stay to hear the lecture that was about to start. You glanced at Bill and he nodded, so you climbed the stairs out of there.
The sun was already setting and the light through the trees had an orange tone when you spotted Eddie marching down the trail that’d lead him out of the Barrens. So you followed him and shouted for his name once. You knew he heard you, but he didn’t stop. “Edward Kaspbrak!” his full name would do it, and did. His pace became sloppy and he stopped, turning around to look at you. You stopped breathless at least eight feet apart from him, and the upset way he looked at you broke your heart in half.
“What? Yes, y/n, it’s true. I’m a fucking virgin and I didn't fuck Greta at the homecoming! I left her in her car and ran away! Happy?”
You frowned and shook your head. “No... I... To hell with Greta! What the fuck is happening to you?”. Eddie breathed out. "Nothing.”
“I swear I’m gonna hit you...” You muttered. “You can’t even look me in the eye, Eddie. It’s been like that since...”
”Since you s-saw me touching her.” You heard Bill’s voice cut you off from behind you. And he was there, looking at Eddie severely as he approached both of you.
Eddie looked cornered somehow, and Bill didn’t want to turn things worse, so he also stood a few feet away from you. Not touching or anything. Eddie’s big brown eyes ran from you to Bill repeatedly and you saw his cheeks became flushed, although his jaw was clenched. “You’d not... It’s nothing.”
“It’s something, yes. What was that? Did you... Did we gross you out that bad?” You grew the courage to ask. “No!” He denied it in a millisecond. “You didn’t gross me out, neither of you did...”
“So what w-was it, Eddie? You c-can tell us anything, and you k-know that” Bill wooshed.
Eddie sighed and shook his head. “I just... I’m sorry. What I saw in the kitchen, it was... Overwhelming”.
You raised a brow. “Overwhelming?”
“Yes,” he continued, talking fast as he always did, but in a low and mushy tone. “I don’t know why, but it was, I mean... I...”
“E-Eddie?” Bill encouraged.
“I have feelings for you!”
Eddie said that with his doe eyes looking directly into yours, and you felt your heart skip a beat. “I always had, y/n... I don’t know why. I’m sorry, Bill.” he whined.
The three of you remained silent for a while. You ruminated all of that, thinking about what Bill told you in his room days before. “I-I already k-knew it, Eds.” Bill’s voice sounded calm, but you didn’t look at him. You looked back directly at Eddie. “It’s not like I’m jealous of you guys, really. I was and am happy you are together because you love each other. And I love both of you. Please, Bill, don’t be mad.”
You looked for Bill’s reaction and caught him shrugging slightly. “It’s okay, E-Eddie. It really is...”
Bill was never too jealous of you. Of course, his dominant traces would make him act up when guys hit too hard on you, but he never seemed to care about Richie’s jokes, or about how close you were to the other Losers. He was very protective, but not jealous. Maybe that was why he was so cool about it while you were panicking?
He was just standing there, hands on his pockets. You were absolutely weak for the way he most of the time looked so put together although the world was falling apart, but sometimes his bravery turned into some dangerous lack of rational fear. Like now.
“I wasn’t grossed, nor jealous, I promise. I’m sorry, y/n.”
Your eyes ran back to Eddie and his fists had relaxed, his lips parted. You could clearly see his freckles over his blush and that, somehow, gave you butterflies inside. He didn’t have his fanny packs anymore, but seconds before you swore he could draw his inhaler out of his front pocket any time soon. Now he just seemed pacified.
“That’s okay” You assured. “It was not your fault, Eddie” The soft smile he gave you warmed you from the inside and you couldn’t help but smile back.
“You b-b-broke down, didn’t you? When you s-saw her that way?” You almost punched Bill for saying that when you were trying to fix things up, but there was no need. Almost immediately, Eddie whispered a soft “Yes.”
"And t-that’s okay. You’re attracted t-to her. I’m cool with it. Y/n?”
Bill called out your name, but you were frozen while your thoughts ran wildly. You out of nowhere recalled things such as your first fall off a bike, and how Eddie took care of the scratches and cuts on your knees and hands. Or how he used to tease your while y’all played chicken fight at the quarry. He didn’t change much from those times. He was about your height now, still all about polo shirts and the warmest eyes you ever saw.
“Me too. Totally.” You mumbled.
Eddie seemed relieved judging by the sweet smile he had on. “Nice...” he said, motioning towards the trail “But I’m gonna head home anyway. It’s getting dark and I swear I’m gonna punch Richie in the face if I see him.”
You all muttered ‘see ya’s, and Eddie turned around and resumed his way through the trail. You cursed under your breath and when you heard Bill laughing by your side, you couldn’t help but shove his arm. “Hey! W-what was t-that?” “You’re laughing!” “C-c-course I am! You should see how p-perturbed you look n-now. It’s k-kinda funny!”
You gave Bill a deadly look, but that didn’t completely stop him from laughing. “C-come on, y/n. I k-know you reciprocate him...”Bill said quietly. You wouldn’t deny it. You couldn’t because your heart was raced after hearing Eddie saying all of that, what meant that denying it you’d be lying to your boyfriend, and you’d never do that. "I love you, Bill” it scaped pass your lips, making him scoot closer. “I k-know you d-do. I love you t-too, y/n. And there’s n-nothing wrong with you b-being attracted to Eddie too.” And you knew he was being honest simply by the way his blue eyes met yours.
**
What happened in the woods soothed Eddie down and he was finally opened with you and Bill again. Even more, you would say.
You didn’t know why, but now it felt like the three of you shared some kind of bond. You were happy that Eddie was stuck to you again, but you felt kinda troubled, though not in a bad way.
Since that day at the Barrens your mind would throw you images about things you knew you shouldn’t think about. You caught yourself daydreaming sometimes, stuff you considered dirty and beyond limits. You constantly remembered Eddie’s sweet smile or Bill’s hungry looks over you. And, for your disgrace, you started thinking a lot about them together.
You tried to bury it inside you the deepest you could, but even your dreams at night started to create scenarios that’d torment you.
And Bill somehow knew what was going on.
He was the one who always knew how to read you the best and after you were together, he just got deeper under your skin. He saw it all coming since the day in the kitchen, only by the way you worried so much about Eddie rejecting you and him, or by the way you started getting all flustered whenever the three of you would share the backseat side by side in Stan's car and you were too close to both of them at the same time.
That was why he started pushing your buttons here and there to see what you were made of. Casually leaning more against you so you were squeezed between him and Eddie, and playfully joking about the whole situation when you were alone, until the day you were both at your empty house, locked in your bedroom. You were laying down, moaning his name softly while he had two fingers moving inside you and his lips sucking your clit. Bill held you down and still, firmly, with his arm around your hips when he pulled away to look at your spacy pleasured face, fingers still pumping slowly.
“So wet for m-me, love... Bet Eddie would love t-the sweet taste of yours just as m-much I do...”
You looked down at him in astonishment, but your body betrayed you, what made Bill smirk ear-to-ear. “I c-can even feel you tightening around m-my fingers...” “Bill...” you whined. “You’re imagining it n-now, aren’t you? Laying against m-my chest while I hold your soft t-thighs apart for Eddie to lick your p-pretty pussy until you c-cum on his lips...”.
That was too much to take. You could perfectly picture Eddie’s eyes on you, feel how gently his tongue would feel while Bill’s strong hands held you on your place for him. The thought made you go over your edge instantly, and you felt your legs tremble as you came on Bill’s fingers, crying out in pleasure. You felt him chuckling when he started kissing your lower stomach as your climax faded. “What the hell, Bill?!” you panted, hitting his shoulder lightly. “Y-you came so fast to t-the thought, holy f-fuck, y/n...”. You knew he wasn’t angry. He sounded delighted, to be fair, and when he rested his chin on your ribs, looking at you, his cocky smile confirmed that but didn’t keep you from feeling ashamed.
“You’re awful” you mumbled, covering your face with your hands, but he just pulled them way, properly getting on top of you and pinning your wrists down to each side of your head.
“We c-could... Share, you know?” he suggested, raising his eyebrow at you underneath him. “Like Stan s-said.”
You bit down your lip for a moment. “It’d be some huge plumper if I told you I didn’t think about it nor even once.” You said, and Bill’s eyes grew dark. “I f-fucking knew it. You’ve b-been fantasizing about us t-together.” “Yeah.” You went straight to the point because something about him pining you down like that had you completely vulnerable.
“D-do you want it?”
“Yes... Do you?
Bill only grinned and leaned in to kiss you.
**
As the spring slowly turned into summer, the days were warmer and brighter. On that one, specifically, you were sitting on Bill’s desk in a dark green sundress, shuffling a deck of cards in your hands. Eddie was sitting at the edge of the bed, right in front of you, leaning into an old comic book in his hands, his elbows resting on his knees.
You could tell he wasn’t actually reading, not when every now and then his head would buck up a bit. You knew he was looking at you from under his lashes. Once your dress ran up your thighs when you sat down, a lot of skin was exposed for him to look at. It was not on purpose, but you didn’t mind fixing it anyway.
It’s not like things between you got much heated after Bill gave you the green light, but you just couldn’t repress your will that much anymore, and neither could Eddie. Nor Bill. The truth is you were already fantasizing about Eddie after the Barrens thing, and now it just exploded inside you, and sometimes you cursed to yourself because all you could think was about being taken by him and Bill on the same bed, at the same time. And you knew Bill shared the idea, he had already shown you that he wanted it as much as you did, teasing you and making up dirty scenarios to torture your imagination.
The problem lied on Eddie.
He was so tense when it came to... Stuff like that. You knew that he probably wouldn’t accept well the idea of the... Sharing. So you kept it to yourself and Bill, although you couldn’t help the mutual staring contest between you and the Kaspbrak boy anymore.
“Okay, Richie’s not c-c-coming.” Bill stepped into the room and closed the door behind him, interrupting the mute sexual tension.
“Holy shit, Eddie, can’t you two just stop with all the bickering already?” you chuckled, placing the cards down by your side, once it seemed like you wouldn’t be able to play with only three heads there. Instead, you grabbed the Coke you were casually sipping on.
“Huh, no!” He sat up straight. “Richie was an asshole saying what he said that day, and I don’t take back the promise of beating him up next time he appears in front of me”.
Bill walked over the chair next to you and sat down kinda sideways, his hand casually resting on your thigh while he still could face Eddie.
“E-Eddie, really. We all d-don’t give a f-fuck about the Greta thing...” Eddie tossed the comic aside, starting to blush. “Yeah? Because it didn’t happen to any of you! Y’all are just outta there, fucking like rabbits”.
You choked on your soda while Bill tilted his head back, bursting in laughter.
“Eddie, dear, really... You didn’t feel like having sex with her, jeez! And you were right in the end. She’s... Greta Bowie.” you puckered your nose.
“I chickened out, y/n!”
“Y-you didn’t desire her. T-that’s okay, Eddie. C-calm down!”
You felt Bill’s hand going further on your flesh, squeezing lightly, and you noticed Eddie’s eyes following his moves for a while, almost hypnotized.
“Eddie?” you called. “It’ll do anytime... Just relax”. He shook his head slowly. “I don’t know...”
Bill relaxed back on the chair. “W-why is that?”
“It’s not like I feel hot for a lot of girls around here, Bill.”
Eddie’s eyes met yours right away, and none of you stepped back this time until he looked at Bill with the same intensity. Bill’s hand drifted dangerously closer to your heat now, lifting your dress all the way up to your hips.
“B-but you do feel turned on b-by y/n” Bill didn’t ask, he stated.
“Yes...” Eddie confirmed.
Bill smirked at you and his hand was out of the game.
“Of c-course, look at her,” he said, softly. “Isn’t she b-beautiful, Eddie?”
You tried to act cool like wetness wasn’t already pooling inside your panties due to the hungry way Bill looked at you. So, you just wrapped your lips around the straw, sipping on your Coke once more. Eddie almost choked when you did.
“Stunning...” he muttered.
“Should see when I f-fuck her senseless on t-t-this desk.” Bill whispered.
Eddie’s eyes trailed down your body now, like you caught him doing so many times before. You knew he desired you, and the growing bulge you could see inside his pants just confirmed the facts.
At your right side, Bill was casually sitting on his chair, smirking and looking from Eddie to you, from you to Eddie.
Right at your front, Eddie seemed to be breathing heavily.
You had a wolf and a lamb. And you fucking wanted both.
So you took your turn. You put the half-empty bottle aside, on the desk, and hopped off it, walking over to the bed, where Eddie was sitting very stiffened. You put each of your knees by his sides, straddling him. You could feel him immediately under you when you settled down on his lap, probably hard and aching judging by the way he whined quietly under his breath feeling your hips against his.
“Eddie?”
“Mm?”
“Let me be your first” you whispered looking at him, faces inches away. “Let us be your first” you corrected, looking now at Bill.
Bill had darkened eyes in arousal watching to that, while Eddie had his hooded ones on you, hands going for your hips. You could spot the difference, Bill’s touch was firm, took you over completely, but Eddie’s was so damn soft like he was deeply afraid of hurting you somehow.
“Do you want that?” He whispered back and you smiled. As an answer, all you did was to let your lips brush against his, a soft peck that was enough to make your heart speed up.
When you pulled away Eddie seemed stunned. Both of you immediately turned for Bill, and he had a blank turned on expression you loved. You could already see the outline of his hard cock inside his pants as he palmed it through the fabric.
“Holy f-fuck.” he mumbled, in pure bliss.
You bit down your lips, or else you’d moan right there to that view of him. And you could tell Eddie felt the same by the way he shifted under you.
Bill got up and walked closer, he pulled back a few hair strands that fell on your face, fingers brushing against the skin of your shoulder like a permission for something. You glanced back at Eddie and he was not able to hold it back anymore.
You melted into Eddie because kissing him felt better than what you thought it’d be. His lips were soft and he kissed you slowly, one hand now running through your hair. You could hear Bill’s groans next to you as he sat down by Eddie’s side and next thing you know is that they were switching places and Bill’s lips were on yours. Eddie was now focused on kissing down your neck, making you shiver as Bill had a hand on your waist and his tongue dominating yours. Soon enough you were down onto the mattress.
You were soaked, and the way they kept exchanging places all over you only made it worse. You had Eddie’s loving kisses, then Bill’s intense ones, then Eddie’s again. That was wrecking your sanity.
You were pressed in between them, feeling Bill grinding against you from behind, and grinding on Eddie’s thigh once he had a leg between yours, his lips now going for your jawline.
“Holyshit, y/n, holyshit...” he kept whispering, what made Bill chuckle against your shoulder when he nibbled there.
You felt your boyfriend’s tentative fingers going for the little tie on your waist that kept your dress around your body, and you quickly made the first move, pulling Eddie’s shirt over his head. Bill somehow managed to untie your dress and it unfolded off you. You shivered under the thin air, and under Eddie’s heart eyes to your now almost naked figure kind of underneath him.
“As I-I said, Eddie,” Bill’s hand now caressed your hips, playing with your panties' waistline, “b-beautiful...”
Eddie breathed heavily and you felt your cheeks burning pleasantly, his eyes running down your body as he pulled some inches away to look better at you.
“Can I touch you, y/n/n?”
You couldn't help but chuckle at how amazed he sounded. “Of course you can, Edward,” you rolled your eyes playfully before taking his hand and guiding it closer. “I want you to.”
You placed his hand in between your breasts and his breath hitched again. Bill moaned quietly, spooning you while watching as his best friend run his touch down your stomach and up again to gently grope one of your breasts.
You reached behind and slid a hand down Bill’s unbuckled jeans, finding him fully hard and, when you wrapped your fingers around him, he groaned again and sought for your touch. You felt him exhaling against your neck when you traced your thumb around his precome wet tip.
Eddie had his attention split between your body and Bill’s probably very pleased expression, and suddenly he leaned in and took a nipple of yours between his lips, sucking it gently. “Fuck, Eddie...” Bill sounded amazed, and all you could do was let out a not-so-quiet moan.
Eddie sucked and licked each of your breasts and you clenched around nothing, that sweet tension building in your lower abdomen. You ran your fingers through his hair and felt the strawberries scent of his shampoo while leaning back to reach Bill’s peppermint tasting lips. Bill pulled your thighs slightly apart, only enough for his hand to fit in between, his fingertips tracing your clothed slit’s contour, making you roll your hips and moan against him.
You had your nails scratching lightly down Eddie’s chest, feeling his lips going further and further, all the way down your chest and all over your belly. The unexpected contact of his teeth on a spot of your waistline made you whimper loud into Bill’s kiss.
“Holy fuck...” you moaned, and Bill grinned, pulling his hand out of the way.
“E-Eddie?” Eddie hummed in response, looking up. “D-Do you want t-to t-taste her?”
“Yes, please... I mean, do you want me to, y/n/n?”
You nodded, unable to form words to his doe eyes looking up into yours, fingers lingering over your underwear as he was dying inside to take them off. He smiled and Bill left his spot, pulling himself to sit up against the headboard. He quickly got rid of his shirt and patted down the place between his legs. You crawled into his arms, falling back against his chest, and he immediately wrapped his arms around you. Eddie scooted closer and gently pulled your panties off, then Bill splattered his hands on your inner thighs, keeping them apart so Eddie could lay in between them.
The view alone was enough to make you falter and it just got worse when Eddie immediately leaned down on you, dragging his tongue all the way up from your slit to your clit. You moaned, letting your head fall back on Bill’s shoulder as he kissed the sweet spot on your neck that was enough to weaken your knees. You could hear him hissing lowly, probably eagerly watching Eddie eating you out. You’d eye down at him occasionally, but most of the time you could only close your eyes, feeling that agonizing pressure growing inside of you as Eddie’s tongue and lips worked their way. Bill whispered here and there, telling him to go slower or lighter and you knew the bastard was trying to delay you, instructing Eddie to lick you only enough to make you hover your edge.
“Eddie, please...” you whimpered, looking down at him sucking lightly on your clit. Bill echoed by your ear. “G-go ahead, Eds. M-make her cum.”
He sucked harder, tongue then swirling faster and rougher through your folds. He immediately made you come undone on his mouth, your hands pulling the sheets while Bill shushed you.
“Shit, I want to fuck you so bad...”
You smiled at Eddie’s low muttering, sure you looked pretty fucked out now, still panting and clenching alone.
“Do you want me to ride you, Eds? Just like I ride Bill?” you teased.
He nodded frenetically coming up to kiss you, letting you taste yourself through his lips. You perked up and turned slightly to kiss Bill now.
“Let me suck you too, please?” You begged against his lips. Bill’s blue eyes smirked at you in the dirtiest way that made you bit down your lip. “Always, b-babe.”
You were nervous about that, but the three of you seemed to coordinate just perfectly. Bill stood up by the side of the bed and kept a hand through your hair while you pulled his jeans and underwear down. He kicked them aside as you wrapped a hand around his cock, pumping it a few times before turning for Eddie.
He laid down next to where you were sitting and got rid of his pants. He looked fidgety when it came to him being so exposed to you and Bill, but when you straddled his hips it seemed to vanish away from his thoughts.
You also expected to feel flustered in the middle of all of that, but it was the complete opposite. You had Eddie under you, his little grunts filling your ears as your pussy brushed against his hard cock, and Bill standing up next you, his thumb contouring your lips right before you suck on it.
You felt amazing.
Bill always made you feel like the most beautiful and desired woman on Earth, but that was different. That was a whole new level.
You slowly lowered yourself on Eddie, guiding him into you and feeling him stretching you out since he was more on the thicker side, while Bill had more length. He howled while every inch of him slid into your warmness, his fingers digging into your hips.
“Fuck, y/n, feeling so good...”
You stayed still for a moment, feeling dizzy and adjusting to him as Bill ran his fingers through your hair. You went for his cock, fingers around its base when you caught his wet tip between your lips, making him groan and throw his head slightly back.
You took Bill deeper into your mouth at the same time you started to softly bounce up and down on Eddie. You didn’t know how, but you managed to set up coordinate paces to please both of them, hearing their groaning and cursing filling the room. The smooth sound of your hips against Eddie’s, alongside the slippery one of you lightly choking around Bill was the most sinful thing you ever heard.
You found out you loved it way too much.
“Such a g-good g-girl, y/n/n. So g-good for us, b-babe” Bill praised, looking down at you fucking one of his best friends. You were clenching so tightly around Eddie, making him moan out loud, grabbing handfuls of your ass as he watched you sucking Bill so skillfully.
Your legs started to weaken, so Eddie thrust up into, and you suddenly reached your high again. You moaned around Bill’s cock and the way he kept his hips from thrusting into your mouth was enough for you to know he was holding himself back. Eddie, on the other hand, kept fucking into you through your peak and a few moves later, when you pulled away from Bill for a sec, he released inside you. Eddie’s eyes shut closed as he came, his lips parting while you still moved your hips slightly around.
"Holy fuck, holy fuck...” he kept humming.
You looked up at Bill and no words were needed. You slid down to Eddie’s side just for Bill to come for you, pulling your legs up and apart, pressing your thighs against his chest while the slid into you giving no time for adjustment. You still felt Eddie’s cum inside when Bill started to pound against, hard and deep, making you whimper due to how sensitive you felt now.
Didn’t take long until you earned yourself another orgasm, this time around Bill, just a few thrusts before he groaned loudly and pulled off, coming all over your thighs. All of that while Eddie still breathed heavily by your side and grinned at both of you. Your whole body trembled when Bill left you and fell onto the bed. The three of you just stayed like that, laying side by side, panting and occasionally cursing under your breaths.
“Y/n/n, are you okay?” You heard Eddie whispering by your left.
You couldn’t help smiling to the ceiling hearing the sweet worried tone of his.
“Totally okay, Eddie Spaghetti.” You answered, and Bill laughted by your right side. “What about you? Are you okay?”
You tilted your head just in time to see him rolling his eyes at the nickname he hated so much, but still, he smiled back at you.
“More than okay. Bill?”
You turned at him now, and he had his eyes closed and a satisfied smirk on his lips.
“Am-m-mazing.” he said, peacefully.
You chuckled at his expression and sat up, looking around for your forgotten dress and underwear. “W-what are you d-doing?” Bill mumbled and you recognized the sleepy post-sex tone of his. “Gotta clean up, I'll be right back.”
You grabbed your clothes and walked over to the door. You peeked outside for a moment, but the quiet hallway indicated the house was still empty, so you made your way to the bathroom. You didn’t mind closing the door while you leaned back against the sink and cleaned Bill’s cum off your inner thighs with a smirk on your face, trying your best to pull yourself together even if you still felt Eddie’s inside you and your legs trembled way too much.
You slid your panties on again and put on the dress again, tying it tightly around your waist. When you turned to face the mirror, you had messed up sex hair, kiss-bruised lips, red cheeks, and some slightly red marks all over your neck and chest that you couldn’t tell who they belonged to.
“D-did we mess you up t-t-too much?”
Bill appeared at the doorway when you were running your fingers over a fresh hickey right under your collarbone, pulling his shirt down his head, pants on again. You smiled softly, approaching him.
“Just the perfect amount.”
Bill smiled down at you, pushing back some hair strands of yours before kissing you softly, just the way he’d kiss you after you two had pretty rough sex. When you parted away, Eddie was leaving Bill’s bedroom, buckling his pants up, his whole face still red.
He looked up at you and Bill, and you all stared at each other for a while, before bursting in laughter. You went for him and said nothing before scooting closer and kissing him too, a sloppy kiss while he smiled against your lips, hands on your waist.
When you pulled away, he scratched the back of his head, looking even more flustered than before, but blissful.
"Y'all swear the others won't hear about what happened here." He said.
"Never!" You and Bill answered in unison and he went ahead. "It'll b-be our secret, E-Eds."
That made your grin mischievously at both of them, already very fond of the soreness you were feeling between your thighs cause you knew you'd feel it more from that day on. You walked past Bill, to the stairs, your stomach roaring lowly.
You could hear Eddie muttering to Bill as they followed you downstairs. "Although I'd pay to see Richie's face if he heard about our Sharing."
#it imagine#it fanfic#it fanfiction#it smut#bill denbrough fic#bill denbrough imagine#bill denbrough x reader#bill denbrough smut#eddie kaspbrak fic#eddie kaspbrak imagine#eddie kaspbrak x reader#eddie kaspbrak smut#the losers club imagines#the losers club x reader#bill denbrough x reader x eddie kaspbrak#the losers club smut#beauregardwrites
335 notes
·
View notes
Text
Imagine dating Bill during summer holidays
nb;; Bill is probably like 15, so Charlie is 13, Percy is 10, the twins are 8, Ron is 6, and Ginny is 5.
Imagine your parents allowing you to floo yourself and your stuff to the burrow around the middle of the summer, where all the other kids are probably outside either playing on brooms or watching others play on brooms, or learning to fly brooms - cause Arthur’s at work, Molly took a nap and nobody can tell them no now.
Percy is left inside - not because they don’t want to play with him, but because he’s going to Hogwarts this year and wants to look at all his older brothers’ old books so he knows exactly what to expect in the upcoming school year.
This totally isn't your first time meeting the other Weasley kids - nor is it your first time staying at the burrow. You’ve definitely been there for a few summers - probably even for portions of the Christmas holiday in previous years. The kids love you - and out of all Charlie and Bill’s girlfriends or ‘girl friends’, you are definitely his favourite.
Percy’d probably help you bring your stuff up to Charlie and Bill’s room, cause Ginny is way too young for you to room with her, plus she probably sleeps in the same room as Ron now. Though Ginny probably still tries to get you to sleep in her itty bitty bed with her when everyone else is gone to sleep.
Percy would probably try to stall you from going outside as long as possible, cause as soon as his brothers and sister saw you, he’d probably not get another chance alone with you. You’d just be in the living room with him for about an hour talking about what’s in his Hogwarts books before Ron or Ginny ran in to go to the bathroom, most likely Ginny cause little bladders, ya know? She’d just give you a quick wave and then continue to the bathroom. And then all hell would just break loose, and oh merlin poor Percy.
“[Y/N!]”
That was it, you were found out and that was how you died, you drowned in a tidal wave of ginger.
not actually
Ron would run in and just tackle you - but he’s six so it’s not that bad - and he’d immediately start talking about how Charlie let him sit on his broom and how they flew around a bit, but really close to the ground so that if he fell off, he wouldn’t get hurt, and he’s a big boy with big boy balance that would never fall off a broom and even if he did he wasn’t afraid of booboos and please don’t tell mum he went on the broom without adult supervision because Bill isn’t old enough to be an adult yet please, [y/nnnnn]!
And the twins would just casually walk in, even though they were like super stoked that you were here because you helped them hide their uncontrolled accidental magical mischief before molly found it, unlike bill who wouldn’t do anything - he wouldn’t tell on them, but he wouldn’t help them either. Like the time they accidentally turned one of the gnomes into a broom and you covered for them saying you found it in an ally and brought it home to fix and give to them as a gift cause you weren’t there for their birthdays.
“Hey Ronald it would be a shame if someone were to place a spider on your head, wouldn’t it George?”
“It sure would Fred - almost. like. THIS!”
“AHHHHHHH!”
it was a potato bug…
The twins would then kinda just fling themselves overtop of you - not even greeting you, just laying on top of your lap with their eyes closed. George across your lap and Fred across George. No words exchanged until…
“sigh, there are tops, slinkies, and pop rocks in my little suitcase on Bill’s bed.”
and a quick “Thanks [y/n]!” “You’re our favourite!” as they scurried over or around the couch to run up the staircase towards Bill and Charlie’s room
George would probably pop his head back in though - “By the way, the rubiks cube spontaneously combusted, the gnomes stole the silly putty - oh and the tamagotchi died, thanks we love you!”
Bill and Charlie wouldn’t even bother coming inside - they have to put the quidditch set away before Molly wakes up from Ron’s screams anyway - they’d just bask in the sun talking about how they wanted to go back to Hogwarts but didn’t, cause Charlie was finally old enough to take Care of magical creatures (yay) but Bill still has to take History of Magic and Arthur wants him to do muggle studies (not so yay).
“Bill, Charlie?” both boys glanced up to look up at you from their place spread in the glass, Charlie letting out a groan once spotting you standing in the open back door that lead to the open field.
“Oi, what’re you groaning about over there, you big ginger horklump!” you’d yell at your younger friend, walking towards the boys with your arms crossed over your chest.
“Oh just you, and I better not find your knickers in my bed again, [y/n]!”
“You’re not the boss of me Charles Weasley, and you can’t prove they’re mine anyway,” you replied sticking your tongue out at him, now that you were standing above them both. Pushing himself up onto his forearms as you sat on the grass behind Bill’s head, he watched you with his mouth gaping.
“Of course they’re bloody yours! Ginny’s arse can’t fit into that, and there ain’t nobody else around for them to belong to!”
“Well then - shame on you Charlie for stealing some poor Gryffindor girl’s knickers.”
Bill just continued to watch the two of you argue back and forth, pushing himself backwards over the grass until he could place his head in your lap where he proceeded to stretch his arms back and around your waist to draw your attention without finding himself in the verbal war.
Glancing down at your most recent boyfriend, and your first, Charlie simply rolled his eyes at the both of you and proceeded to get up and steal whatever new candy item you had brought for the twins before going off to take a nap.
“Can I help you, William?”
Groaning at his full name, his arms fell from around your waist and onto the grass below, as he closed his eyes and scrunched his nose in annoyance. You giggled as you watched his display of irritation, running your fingers back through his hair, and twirling little curls around your fingers every now and again.
Bending over him as his eyes stayed closed, you planted a gentle kiss at the corner of his mouth, before straightening back up as you heard the back door being opened.
“[y/n?]” glancing behind you, you spotted percy with one of his newer textbooks nestled against his chest - watching you with a hopeful gaze. Smiling at him softly, you gestured for him to come out with you and Bill, Ginny trailing out behind him - her little white hair bobbles clinking as she skipped behind him. Percy took a seat beside you while Ginny ran around him to flop on top of Bill - said Weasley releasing a grunt as the little girl made impact, only causing her to release a burst of giggles as she played with one of the mini slinkies you had brought for the twins.
Bill proceeded to take a nap, still basking in the sun, as Percy asked questions about the upcoming school year and Ginny played around the garden - picking dandelions, playing with the slinky, making ‘potions’ in puddles and tormenting small gnomes that came out of hiding.
By the time Molly came out to yell at Bill for not watching the other children, Ginny had fallen asleep leaning against Percy, Percy and you had finished 3/4s of the textbook and Bill . . . . well, Bill had gotten a sunburn.
But on the bright side - the freckles you loved so much on him were very very prominent now! Whoops?
#hp#harry potter#harry#potter#young weasley#young#weasley#weasley children#bill#william#bill weasley#bill weasley x reader#weasley x reader#young bill#you bill weasley#x reader#x#reader#you#x you#imagine#harry potter imagine#bill weasley imagine#weasley imagine#ron#ginny#ginerva#ronald#percy#percival
293 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Jaguars taunted their way to a win and 6 other things we loved about Week 10 in the NFL
Adrian Clayborn had a career game, and the Vikings are still killing the group celebration game.
The Jaguars had no business winning on Sunday. All the Chargers had to do was run the ball a few times, and take their W. Instead, Austin Ekeler fumbled it after what was otherwise the game of his life, and the Jaguars taunted them all the way to a victory.
The game had a wild ending that you can read about here, but we’re going to focus on the Jaguars openly throwing hella shade on the Chargers, because that’s what’s really important.
First, Marqise Lee was interfered with by the Chargers defensive backs. A penalty flag was thrown, prompting Lee to dance in the direction of Tre Boston.
It wasn’t a very loud or vibrant mimic-y dance either. It was a smooth back and forth sway that also said “Yeah, son. How about that?” But of course, Blake Bortles would blow it by throwing an interception. Because even though the Jags have all the potential in the world, No. 5 is still the quarterback. That’s one of the NFL’s greatest ongoing tragedies.
That stout Jaguars defense did what they do (carry the team) and forced a punt. Josh Lambo got a field goal to tie it, and send it to overtime. Then, we got more taunting fun.
Phillip Rivers, thrower of many yards, touchdowns, and father of tons of kids, threw an interception. A.J. Bouye was going to stunt on him, because he knew that they were going to munch on one of those rich, savory Ws.
It didn’t stop there, because what’s a win full of delicious taunting without some revenge on the side? The Chargers cut Lambo earlier this year, and not only did he send the game to overtime, but he also kicked the game winner.
This is some very good, “take that, suckas” celebrating for a kicker. Look at the freakin’ slide — majestic.
The only question I have about all the badass-ery that went on at the end of that game, is that the Jaguars’ celebration song was “Sweet Home Alabama.” Fix that, yo.
Adrian Clayborn got to know Dak Prescott very well
While everybody was sweating over Ezekiel Elliott’s suspension, the biggest absence for the Cowboys on Sunday was Tyron Smith. Smith is arguably the best left tackle in football, and “America’s Game of the Week” between the Cowboys and Falcons proved that.
Smith’s replacement, Chaz Green, got torched for five — yes F I V E — sacks by Adrian Clayborn. He got benched, and Clayborn got himself another to make it six. Only two other players have gotten six sacks in a game.
Grady Jarrett summed things up pretty well for how Clayborn’s phone might have looked after the game:
@AJaClay hey big head
— Grady Jarrett (@GradyJarrett) November 13, 2017
After Smith’s backup gave up practice squad player-type numbers, he really shouldn’t play until he’s the highest paid player in the league. He’s never going to have more leverage.
Hop out the frog and leap
The Vikings actually won a game with offense! After an Adam Thielen touchdown, the team lined up for a game of leapfrog, topping their game of duck, duck, goose from earlier this season (I’m not calling that classic children’s game duck, duck, grey duck. Get lost.).
Folks, if you haven’t learned by now — every good group celebration is going to be in this here post on a weekly basis. Football is good, group celebrations that make the opposing defense look like chumps are better.
Also, you’re out of your mind if you thought I wasn’t going to use a chance to slip a Takeoff lyric into this post at some point.
THE STEELERS DON’T GIVE A SH*T!
They might not be the best team in the league (at least after Sunday’s showing) but they are the most fun.
When I first saw this, I thought they were just being weird:
As it turns out, they were re-enacting the fight between A.J. Green and Jalen Ramsey. It made total sense after seeing the hug-like takedown by the neck that is assuredly uncomfortable.
I’ll let JuJu explain it:
JuJu Smith-Schuster with context to A.J. Green celebration, says they wanted a positive spin with after-choke handshake but execution poor. http://pic.twitter.com/Ss5zCk7lg7
— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) November 12, 2017
But it doesn’t stop there! In the fourth quarter, JuJu Smith-Schuster celebrated a first down with the coolest celebration for a first down you’ll see.
Look at the combination of concentration and grace on this bad boy:
If that doesn’t impress you, I would like to introduce you to the most matter of fact timeout of all time:
There’s not a head coach in the NFL with more sauce than Mike Tomlin.
I’m not a Steelers fan, but I never miss an opportunity to catch a game. These guys are the one team in the league that draw my attention every Sunday.
“Generic-brand Odell Beckham Jr.” with a catch of the year candidate
All Maurice Harris is missing is a frohawk dyed blonde, and you would have thought Washington made a trade for OBJ.
Matched up with the Vikings’ Trae Waynes, Harris reached out with one hand, as Kirk Cousins’ pass fell gently into his fingertips.
YOU LIKE THAT!
I’m not crying, you’re crying
Teddy Bridgewater was suited up in a Vikings uniform and on the sideline for the first time since 2015 — and it was an emotional moment for him.
Case Keenum is still rocking with the Vikings offense after a four-touchdown afternoon against Washington, but it’ll be a great moment when we see Teddy B slangin’ the pigskin once again.
While we’re here, let’s rank Teddys:
Pendergrass
Pain, the Tallahassee hero better known as “T-Pain”
Bridgewater
Roosevelt
Bears
Atlas
Leave omissions in the comments.
The most accurate Brock Osweiler pass of all time
Brock Osweiler is one of the biggest disappointments in NFL history. Only because if he was a great passer, we could call him “Glock Osweiler” but instead, he’s him. The tall guy.
Under pressure against the Patriots, he delivered the most spot-on pass of his career, straight into the noggin’ of somebody on the sideline that was somehow facing the play, and yet not ready to take the point of the football to his face.
I really hope that guy is alright. But that was hilarious, sorry.
OTHER THINGS FROM WEEK 10
Here’s Ryan Fitzpatrick cookin’ on a Rubik’s Cube
Brett Hundley burned a timeout because YOLO
ISSA FAKE
Hugs are good, but they’ll cost you 15 yards
Folks, Vontaze Burfict is at it again, kinda
John Fox took bad challenges to the next level
The Browns ran a QB sneak with 15 seconds and no timeouts
Kirk Cousins scored a TD and referees acted like nothing happened
The Chargers would have beaten the Jaguars if they ran out the clock, and they fumbled it away instead
“Naked Bills fan” is totally normal
Find a friend that will gas you up the way the Saints punter gasses up his offense
Jerry Jones’ middle name must be “Morton” because he’s salty
Sunday scores
Packers 23, Bears 16
Steelers 20, Colts 17
Saints 47, Bills 10
Lions 38, Browns 24
Titans 24, Bengals 20
Buccaneers 15, Jets 10
Vikings 38, Washington 30
Jaguars 20, Chargers 17 (OT)
Rams 33, Texans 7
Falcons 27, Cowboys 7
49ers 31, Giants 21
Patriots 41, Broncos 16
0 notes