#Bill Replies

[reha-bill-itated]

*cue a whole ford F150 truck loaded with spacejam dvd's*

[image id: /A drawing of human Bill Cipher, a dark-skinned man with yellow eyes, pointy ears, a scar across his right eye, dark circles under his eyes and curly black half-shaved hair with grey streaks. He has a startled and confused expression on his face. Also, he is wearing a chest binder with a pattern of Hatsune Miku's face across it. /end id]

Seriously?

[limelemonchi]

freak Pines

[hayleysmuses]

Anonymous asked: bill, when is yours and mina's birthday?

"How about you mind your business there, Greyface? Besides, we were born long before any of you pathetic mortals were even a blip in the grand scheme of things. You think we can just pinpoint the anniversary of such an event on the Gregorian calendar?"

"Although if we could, you know it'd be the best outta all of them~!"

[rebelsafoot]

Thought the golf club was a mobility aid and now I'm thinking of Mable with a wheelchair that is so bedazzled it glows in the dark

yeah i loved this idea a lot i had to draw it

[hkthatgffan]

WHY DID ALEX HIRSCH HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS TWEET OF MINE OUT OF ALL OF THEM, LMFAO?!

[leeseechkeens]

Since Bill gets reborn after the show (2012), there's a higher chance than 0 that he was an Ipad-kid.

He’d be the most devious iPad kid

[hayleysmuses]

The old bastard was giving him an out. A clear sign that he'd picked up on his body's fleeting moment of weakness. Damn.

The option to keep tormenting him was still there—really see just how much of a rise he could get out of him and see if he couldn't gain the upper hand. It's not like Ford was giving him the time of day at the moment, anyway.

But at the same time, Stanley had already resorted to the grab-and-yell method and it was only a matter of insults before that lugheaded brute started swinging on him.

Fine. He'd take the rare loss on this exchange between them.

"For being the clearly-inferior twin between you and Ford," he started, as he made his way towards the front door. "One would think you'd be more appreciative of someone actually willing to waste their valuable time talking to you, Tough Guy. Pretty sure you don't have a lot of those left."

...But not without getting in the last word.

Stan narrowed his eyes at Bill. Seems like he forgot that Stan had been in the scamming business for longer than the kids had been alive because he made the biggest mistake a person could make when dealing with a conman.

He let his guard down.

Living on the streets Stan had to get really freaking good at reading expressions, a split second read was often the difference between getting away with bruises or being beaten to a pulp, and in the split second between dropping Bill and Bill trying to push Stan's buttons again he saw it.

Billnwas rattled.

Bill, chaos demon, Cipher, for a split moment seemed genuinely -scared- of Stan.

Good....that was good, that shoulda been good, right? (The part of Stans brain that was leeching childhood memories could kindly shut up it wasn't the same-)

"Look I'm only gonna say this once. Once yer whatevers complete go find someone else to bug."

And maybe fighting with what looked like a twelve year old seemed immature (and no he most definitely didn't feel bad for having scared Bill, the body may look like Dipper's but it wasn't Dipper, this was the same jerk who -tortured his twin brother- he really needed to talk to that damn axolotl about the body they gave Bill- )

"You're tricks are getting old, Cipher." Stan grabbed the paper again. "Last attempt was weak, even for you."

[bongcipher]

stink ass

[mint-fixates]

I want to make an AU where Bill was never evil but his personality is still the same outside of that so the Pines twins show up to stay with their Great Uncle Stanford and he introduces them to his husband who's just. A funky little chaotic triangle creature from another dimension. He gives them deer teeth as welcome presents and both he and Ford (who is extremely accustomed to his weirdness after 30 years together) act like that's a Perfectly Normal Thing to Do. Dipper is LOSING it, Mabel is LOVING it (she makes a necklace and earrings out of them)

[sweet-treat]

Wreck-it-tober prompt

Days 3 (King Candy) and 4! (Costume)

don't ask abt day 1 and 2......i forgor 😔

bonus sourbill in a costume! hes so cute i love him i want to eat him

prompts by the wir discord server :)

the display image sdgfdsdfgdfgf 😭

[reha-bill-itated]

"Manipulate"? Really? C'mon, Fordsy, I would never! And for the record, I'm asking for forgiveness because I n- I. I'm nice. Yeah. So, there.

..grunkle ford, i think bill is back, trying to make everyone forgive him..

Is he really now? Really?

I admit I was worried about him coming back, amongst Stanley's memory returning and The Book of Bill it seemed there could be such a possibility, and it seems it really has come to that. But why in the lords name is he bothering asking for forgiveness? He must be trying to manipulate someone.

[reha-bill-itated]

Faggot

-Stanford (@a-stanford-pines)

Pft. You're one to talk...

[rebelsafoot]

i Love you wheelchair mabel art. i like the idea that pacifica has chronic leg pain and is nervous about using a cane or any kind of mobility aid, but seeing mabel and be bejewelled chair makes her more confident to use them

very loud correct buzzer THIS IS THE ONE ! i kind of forgot what the og ask was when i started drawing it and just went with mabel also bedazzles pacificas aids, but i might draw a followup thats closer to what u actually asked pls take this in the meantime

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:3

[hayleysmuses]

Surprise was probably the most second-most annoying reaction that Ford could've had upon seeing Bill again. First was probably just laughing his head off at his current state, but even then, Bill could've twisted the humor into something he could control. Everybody laughs at the funny little kid, underestimates him, until he's standing at the foot of your bed and staring with a grin too wide for his face.

Surprise was...frustrating! There was no fear in surprise, at least not the surprise present in Ford's expression. Much like everyone else who had seen him since his return, there was a clear lack of fear behind those withered, cracked lenses as the older man peered down at him.

Peering down at him not as a god nor being to be feared, admired, worshipped—but as a pathetic child. Infuriating. Demeaning.

But hey, he'd been dealt worse hands before! And if anything, all of what he had applied to a humorous reaction could so easily be applied to his current situation. He just had to play his cards right.

And, you know, pick the best reintroduction to an old friend as possible!

"Boy, I'll say~!" he said brightly, flashing Ford one of those toothy grins. "You go and put in all that effort to cruelly, heartlessly stab me in the back, only to get stuck with me in the end! Don't worry though, Fordsy: I might forgive you if you apologize properly!"

(29 for the starter call; muse is your choice~!)

Ford isn't really sure what to do with this. On the one hand, the idea of his greatest enemy coming back should be terrifying. But coming back in a form he could punt like a football? Less so.

Not that he's going to punt him (mostly, because people are in the Shack giftshop and kicking a perceived child wouldn't be a good look), but he could. And that makes him much less scary.

He (literally) looks down on the smaller Bill, peering over the top of his glasses at him.

"Well. I suppose karma does exist."

[leeseechkeens]

Ok but like why do I see him growing up, pretending he doesn't care about his Mom, but his Mom ends up being his world/the thing you DO NOT mess with?

Like I'm imagining him visiting Ford in a nursing home and they start insulting each other. Ford throws a "yo mama" joke or something A. Just to get under his skin & B. Not being aware he has a human mother now, & Bill starts going off, crying and incoherently insulting him without any of what he's saying making any sense, he's just hurt & trying to defend the mother who he "totally doesn't care about"

Either that or he's about to get into it with adult Dipper & Mable, then his Mom calls & asks him to come home to help her cook dinner. On speakerphone. He agrees, she says "Love you~", he says "I have a fondness for your caretaking" in a love-you-too-mom tone, hangs up, then points dramatically at the twins saying "THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF ME!" with Dipper having a shit eating grin & Mable just waving bye with a big ole heartwarming smile

Probably gonna sketch the second idea at some point, will let you know if/when I finish it ❤️

This is actually the most accurate interpretation about Bill's interactions with other people in this au ☝️