#Bill Cipher has a Fork

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Relationships: Bill Cipher & Dipper Pines, Bill Cipher & Mabel Pines, Bill Cipher & Ford Pines Characters: Bill Cipher, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Ford Pines

Tags: Bill Cipher Has Issues, Mabel Pines Is Awesome, Dipper Pines is Easy to Mess With, Ford Pines likes the Alien Franchise a little TOO much, Dream Boy High Cine-RAD-tic Universe, minor self-harm, Bill Cipher has a Fork, Post-Theraprism Bill Cipher, Handyman Bill Cipher, Bill Cipher likes blood but not his own, Family Fluff, Bill Cipher has a weird relationship with pain, building better habits, Slice of Life, what are bandaids but more practical stickers?

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Summary

Bill still can't be trusted with forks. (set at some comfortable, everyone's-basically-chill-now point in the Blind Handyman Bill setting)

[doctorsiren]

Day 20 of Sirentober / Doctober

Hands / Journal

You can tell who never made a deal

Available as a print on my Etsy Shop

[skrrra]

A NEW PUPPET

: )

[razzafrazzle]

HAPPY BOOK OF BILL RELEASE DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE... wanted to do a big piece for the occasion but had trouble with posing. so obviously the next course of action is to design a fun outfit for my favorite bill form :o] yes the gown is part of his flesh. dont worry about it

(NOT A GENDERBEND!!!!!! he is gnc to me <3)

[image description: a drawing of a human design of bill cipher from gravity falls, where he is depicted as a thin, pale-skinned androgynous person. in reference to his monstrous red and yellow form from the show, he has red hair styled into an updo, six arms, a yellow eye with black sclera, and jagged yellow teeth with a forked black tongue. he is wearing an elaborate bright red ball gown with black bows, dark red ruffles, and another mouth emerging from the skirt with more teeth and two more tongues. he is also wearing a cage hoop skirt underneath the gown, as well as glowing yellow gloves, tights, and boots. next to him is the regular form of human bill for scale, which is incredibly small in comparison. end id]

[milkyboybluewriter]

Why Bill Hates Dipper

Ever since the Book of Bill came out, I've been pondering why Bill seems to love tormenting Dipper.

I don’t doubt Bill Cipher could find amusement in anyone and everyone’s suffering but he seems to take a special interest in hurting the youngest Pines.  This even goes back to their first interaction where Bill blows a hole in Dipper’s chest before Dipper had said a single word to him, as opposed to Mabel whom he ignored despite her attempt to tackle him moments beforehand.

In Sock Opera, Bill repeatedly harms Dipper’s body with forks, drawers, stairs, drowning, and who knows what else off-screen.  And in perhaps the darkest moment of any Gravity Falls media, Bill’s note from Journal 3 boasts about his ‘grand finale’ of killing Dipper, making it look like a suicide, and forcing the poor boy to wander the mindscape forever.  

During Weirdmageddon Bill repeatedly ridicules Dipper after Ford’s capture, teasing him with insults, Ford’s body, and burning his precious journals in front of him before ordering his Henchamniacs to eat him. In Mabel’s Bubble he responds to Dipper’s rejection by turning Fake Wendy into maggots and delivers an ominous warning to an obviously disturbed Dipper. 

This trend of tormenting Dipper has only intensified with the Book of Bill and Thisisnotawebsite.com.  Every mention of Dipper in the book is an insult or mockery, including two pages dedicated to embarrassing moments of his young life.  Meanwhile, on the website he tries to trick Dipper into staring at the sun until the boy goes blind.  

So why does Bill seem to have a special interest in making Dipper Pines miserable?

It could be as simple as the bully picking on the victim.  Maybe Bill thinks Dipper takes himself too seriously and wants to knock him down several pegs.  Or perhaps Bill resents Dipper for being the closest to what he considers Lawful Good among his family, or for trying to be a hero while categorising the town’s weirdness in opposition to Bill’s desire to create chaos and misery, or because he’s the primary antagonist and Dipper is the primary protagonist?

But Bill probably doesn’t hold Dipper in high enough regard for that to be his only reasoning.  In fact, Bill appears to have a very low opinion of Dipper, in comparison to certain other members of the Pines family. 

In both Book of Bill and Dipper and Mabel’s Guide to Mystery and Non-Stop Fun, Bill claims to like Mabel, comparing her free-spiritedness with his desire to spread turmoil. To him, fun and chaos are the same thing and Mabel’s all about having fun and doing whatever she wants, whatever other people think of her.

Ford worshipped Bill for a time, and is the one who summoned him and created the portal.  Feats Bill was so pleased by, that he apparently grew some degree of affection for Ford if the Book of Bill is to be believed; telling him about his past, ‘gifting’ him with dead rats and the like.  Even though Bill answered Ford's attempts to escape him with horrific torture, Bill still offered him the position of Henchmaniac when he achieved physical form, implying he was willing to put their past aside, on his terms.

Bill’s interactions with Stan are limited to entering his mind and the final battle.  Perhaps, as a fellow conman and trickster, it could be argued Bill might approve of Stan’s crimes even if he’s not exactly impressed by them.  But Thisisnotawebsite.com makes it clear that any affinity he may or may not have had for Stan is gone.  Now there’s only bitterness and rage at having been bested by someone he deems a joke.

Sounds familiar. 

Because it was Dipper who brought the others into Stan's mind and taught them how to fight back against Bill.  Dipper found Wendy and Soos, rescued Mabel and got the ball rolling on the resistance movement that led to Bill’s defeat.  In Mabeland especially, Dipper proves his tenacity by being the only one capable of resisting what Bill declares is his most diabolical trap. 

And when Dipper proved he had the strength to refuse his greatest temptation, Bill reacted by turning heaven into hell for a few moments.  Again, a member of the Pines family had rejected his promise of granting their greatest desire.  But this time, it wasn’t the genius Ford who’d rejected him and threatened his plans, it was the meek little boy - the lesser twin in Bill’s eye.  

Dipper isn’t wild like Mabel, brilliant like Ford, or cunning like Stan.  He’s just a kid trying his hardest to do what’s right.  A concept Bill no doubt finds hilarious. 

It’s one thing to be bested by a foe you respect or admire, but it’s quite another to be beaten by someone you consider a joke.  

But he was.  Repeatedly.  First by Dipper and finally by Stan.  

And it probably drives him mad. 

[daydream-the-demon]

Triplets AU

So I recently came up with a Gravity Falls AU! This is my first official AU so tell me what are your thoughts.

Dipper (Mason) and Mabel are triplets with Millie.

Millie is a reincarnation of Bill Cipher and as Dipper goes by Dipper, Millie goes by Billy/Bill. She(?) is selectively mute due to the fact Bill usually talks without a mouth and the fact she knows "more than she should." She was diagnosed with autism since I was thinking because Bill Cipher's thinking is "out of the ordinary of society" and that's how Millie was also interpreted. When Millie was younger she intentionally stuck a fork in her eye and now she's blind in one eye. She also insists on bleaching her hair to be blonde.

Now here's the good part.

When Ford finally comes out of the portal, after a while it becomes clear that Millie is actually reborn Bill. Maybe also thinking as her thoughts become clear with the thought encryptor as it shows your thoughts. With the whole Weirdmageddon, Bill has to deal with trying to figure out what to do with Millie as he doesn't want to kill a reincarnated version of himself, but he also couldn't just leave her be. Ford also has to figure out what to do with her, as it's just plain weird to see a reincarnated version of your abusive manipulative ex as a child and even more as family. Of course, Bill and Ford don't want to work together to deal with Millie's situation. However, Bill realizing that there is a reincarnated version of himself, realizes that to be reincarnated you have to have died which Bill is concerned about.

So the whole thing is time paradoxes. Bill Cipher has to decide whether he wants to die or not. If he didn't die, it was because of Millie, but since Bill hadn't died Millie couldn't have existed to show Bill that he would have died so Bill would die which would result in the existence of Millie, etc. But of course, Bill doesn't want to die, and if he did then there would be Millie and the whole process repeats.

There's more and I wish to create a comic about this, so I won't be spoiling it all. But I hope this AU would be interesting so... ~UvU~

TL;DR: Bill Cipher was reincarnated as a triplet to Mabel and Dipper. Ford and Bill realize that the triplet is reincarnated Bill Cipher. Nearing/During Weirdmageddon Bill Cipher has to work with time paradoxes due to the triplet existing.

[claudefrollosreddiamondring]

Shadow Milk Headcanons made by yours Truly Claudefrollosreddiamondring💥🗣️

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1. Shadow Milk is heavily Jealous that the other Beast Cookies got away while he got sealed back in the tree and swore revenge on White Lily

2.He uses a large Variety of props in different situations and he keeps them all in his Jesters Hat

3. He will shower Unironically with a Shower Cap on with a Rubber Ducky with a Comically Large Bath Brush

4. At dinner with the other Beasts he will bring out a Comically Large Fork and Eat his Dinner with eat while the other beasts watch

5. He has somehow Met Bill Cipher and is Best Friends with him

6. He will write letters with a very very large Feather Pen

7. He will watch Sad Romance Movies bawling his eyes out when he’s alone (he got caught by Silent Salt once and then SS walked out the room slowly while saying he didn’t see anything)

8. He will sometimes listen to Girly 2000s-2010s Music when he’s alone and he sings along to it in the shower and in his room

9. He write letters to everyone he hates just to piss them off (specifically Elder Faerie) and he does it while one his bed kicking his feet in the air while his hand on his face while giggling

The End lol :3

[rodolfoparras]

Wolverine pussyfucker here to fill in gravity falls lore info!

Stan got kicked out and sold sham products (Stan-vac: it sucks more than anything!) until he got a letter from ford telling him "hey pls pull up to my reclusive shack"

WELLLLLL FORD HAS BEEN BUSY!!

He accidentally summoned a dream demon from the second dimension named bill ciphwr and entered a toxic yaoi relationship where bill would use ford to try and get a physical manifestation while manipulating (and lowky falling in love) and ford was in love with him and referred ti him as a muse

Untillll they broke up and bill went a little wacky

So bill was using ford to build a portal to let him into the third dimension, byt ford was like "shit i need to destroy this" after they broke up so he was like "stan can you take my journals where i detail expressly how to build this portal and go a thousand miles away and never talk to me again"

Stan was pissed because "we havent talked since we were teens and now u want me to leave!? Frick you!!" And accidentally pushed ford INTO said portal, ending up with ford going through universes in an attempt to destroy bill and/or get home

Stan was like "shitballs i need to bring my brother home" and spent thirty years pouring over 2/3 journals and figuring out complex math and science while making as much money as possible to pour it into fixing up the portal because he loved his brother so much

WELLL he had 2 great nieces/nephews named mason/dipper and mabel, who pulled up to gravity falls when their parents were fighting one summer and dipper found the missing journal so stanley was like "hey =) fork it over =) i have GYAT to finish the portal"

MEANWHILE ford was becoming hot and doing interdimensional mercenary stuff and finally he was about to kill bill cipher when the portal opened back up and he was sucked back into gravity falls

But yeah stanley stole fords identity to fix the portal to bring ford home

If you held me at gun point and asked me what the show was about I’d never be able to come to this conclusion Jesus Christ I thought it was about two kids and a weird old man never ever would I guess this is the plot behind it

ALSO THE ROMANCE IS REAL?? I THOIGHT IT WAS A JOKE!! AND HE TRIED TO KILL HIM AG THE END??

And dear god poor Stan his whole life he’s just trying to make up for mistakes he’s made and they aren’t even small like hey get better at communicating with your brother no it’s hey fix this portal to bring ur brother home😭

[possibly-evil]

notes on the gravity falls stream I took :3

“You can draw anything-” “SMUT”

We missed out on Bill’s guide to cannibalism :(

Bill caused the LA fires!?

People can now animate mabel swearing

Soos is Mabel's dog…???

CROSS SECTION OF BILL!! WE HAVE BILL CANNON ANATOMY!!

Inside Out in his head

“Arm Juice (Yum!)”

"20 eyelashes"

Has raccoons living inside his body. I should've known.

Someone should draw Mabel wearing the outfit Kristen is wearing

IF ALEX GETS A MILLION DOLLARS WE’LL GET A GRAVITY FALLS MOVIE!! HOLD HIM TO THIS!!

Broadway reading!!

“Colonosopig”

It’s just back to the future and I love that

I would pay so much to see this

Someone needs to draw Jason with the shoes on his kness

“It’s not canon YET”

“Sometimes… when you’re trying to save… the town…”

Kristen and Jason shipping billford and annoying Alex is amazing

Kristen giving good advice on why you should learn to draw

Waddles is Wilbur from Charlotte’s web confirmed!??!!

OH GOD HIM READING COMMENTS

“Unusualogist”

Mabel is the one who told him people simp for him… i need a fic

“Zaddy… clearly a typo.”

“Respect from my peers, I presume…?”

“I WILL HEAR YOU OUT!”

“With those twelve fingers he could… DEAR GOD-”

Nobody has ever called him hot :(

“What is a funkle… bunkle…?”

Shooting the phone :)

Alex knows about the digital circus!!!! Wowza

Jar full of teeth!!

“Pyramid Steve^2”

NO JASON DON’T SAY THAT WORD

“Suuuper man…”

“Why so serial??”

“Intern-net”

GRUNKLE STAN AND DIPPER TWITCH STREAM!!! I WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THAT

Alex has no forks???

Bill wearing lipstick… “hehe, i’m pretty.”

“Bill cipher’s an icon.”

Tad strange is so gay

Hot legs Bill

PYRAMID STEVE^2 DRAWING OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING

“OH my god, chat, that’s a TIE”

Gravity Falls is just Spongebob…

“The Walter White show”

“God cooked when he made you, Logan.”

That spongebob is going to haunt my nightmares…

DIPPER PINK PONY CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are those dance moves im DYING

Dipper so pretty in the dress :D

This stream is not beating the queer Dipper allegations

Frisbee….. He frisbee…

“Jason, you're fired from our friendship.”

He has the 8-ball cane :))

Alex loves wicked!!

PIKACHU SO SMOL

Grunkle Stan and Mabel singing Defying Gravity is amazing oh my god

“Don’t be a bitch about this!”

“Enjoy your talking dogs bitch”

Jason dancing in the background

“Can I come?”

“Mabel” “And Dipper!”

“No FUCKING wizard!!”

Him just screaming at the end

Espresso!

“Charity!”

They’re all so into the songs its hilarious

“Mountain dew and coffee is a good combination”

GOOD LUCK BABE!!

AW THEY HUGGED

“YOU HAVE TO STOP THE FUCKING WORLD!!”

Oo poem

“You cannot make some popcorn without a little fire” ooooo

[creative-jackalope]

*chanting* Ford Pines ! Ford Pines ! Ford Pines !

(for the headcanon game LOL)

HI THIS WAS SENT TO ME A REALLY LONG TIME AGO AND I FORGOT TO POST THE RESPONSE,,, This has been in my drafts for like a year I think oopsie. Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway--

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[Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons!]

OH BOY do I have many a thought about this man. Picking just four is tough and these are going to be so long so I’ll place them under a read-more.

Heads up - significant Gravity Falls spoilers!

Headcanon 1 - Canon-Compliant:

This is a relatively common headcanon already, I think, but Ford is absolutely covered in scars from his time in the Multiverse. He also already had some from his years in Gravity Falls. If you can name an injury, Ford's probably experienced it at some point - bitten, stung, broken bones, shot, stabbed, fallen from a height, poisoned, burned, he's seen it all. (Thankfully he's managed to keep himself away from fatal or debilitating harm, but there's still time! :D His common sense and self-preservation instincts leave something to be desired and his hero complex never quite went away.) He isn't too fussed about others seeing the scars, usually, but he tends to be evasive if asked about them - he prefers not to think about his time in the Multiverse in too much detail.

Headcanon 2 - Hilarious: 

Ford is resolutely convinced that, throughout his time working with Fiddleford, he did an astounding job at hiding Bill and their partnership. He is 100% certain that Fiddleford couldn't ever have known, not in the least! It does, however, turn out that Ford is a terrible liar and has about as much subtlety as a fork in the garbage disposal. That's not even counting the moments (that Ford is unaware of) when Bill would talk directly to Fiddleford, making no pretenses but never telling Fiddleford exactly who he is other than a 'friend' looking after Ford and helping build the portal. At one point Bill even tried to directly tell Ford that Fiddleford knew, hoping they'd get to stop the charade - Ford just laughed and brushed it off, saying, "Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't suspect a thing!" Bill didn't care enough to push the topic.

Headcanon 3 - Painful:

[CW: Substance misuse, life-threatening physical illness, mental illness, paranoia] Being possessed repeatedly by Bill had serious effects on Ford’s body which neither of them expected. Towards the end of their partnership, his body essentially began to treat Bill like a parasite - his immune system began attacking his nervous system. This caused swelling in his brain, accompanied by fever, hallucinations, chronic headaches and light sensitivity, and just in general an awful time all around for him. After the betrayal, it didn’t matter if Cipher was actually tormenting him or not; hallucinations of him were enough to fuel Ford’s paranoia, and depriving himself of sleep to 'protect' himself from these hallucinations did extremely little to help. The one saving grace is that Ford began to self-medicate with steroids in an attempt to keep himself awake and alert for longer periods, which had the (accidental, on his part) side-effect of slowing/reducing the swelling and suppressing his immune system's attack on his body - and likely saved his life by keeping him going until he finally ended up in a hospital. He has long-lasting damage from this, though thankfully things have improved with time, and he has learned to live with and work around the lingering symptoms. He's still not certain how much of the torment in those years was actually Bill, and how much of it was his own paranoia and illness... If he's honest with himself, he'd rather not know.

Headcanon 4 - Canon Is Dead:

Stanford Pines likes poetry and I will die on this hill. I know this directly contradicts Journal 3 (”I never understood poetry, to be honest") but, in my eyes, Ford loves self-expression through written and visual mediums. He is a man who has always struggled with expressing things like emotions verbally, which is part of the reason he ends up using his Journals more as a diary than as a record of research methods and discoveries, and so art as an expression of things you can’t otherwise put words to fascinates him. The written word, in general, is something he loves - whether fiction or non-fiction, poetry or prose. Poetry in particular is something that helps him with recognising his own emotions and understanding them. As such, I explain the Journal 3 comment either as “-plugs ears- he didn’t say that” or “he’s being deliberately snarky because he knows what the Hand Witch is implying and he doesn’t like it or want to admit/acknowledge it”.

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Now I’m. Stretching the rules a bit lmao.

Here are some in-depth extras that are important ones to me, but don’t particularly fit the above categories.

Bonus Headcanon 5 -  Trauma, coping mechanisms, and the importance of social support after so much isolation:

[CW: Discussion of PTSD symptoms] Basically implied in canon already, he has some pretty serious PTSD as a result of his years spent paranoid and alone in the Multiverse, and suffers from frequent nightmares as well as occasional flashbacks, amongst other things. One of his biggest coping mechanisms for the related anxiety is being armed so he can defend himself at a moment’s notice. At first after returning, Ford never went without his weapon belt, not even at the Shack, and all it took was an errant floorboard creak for his hand to fly to his gun. After a long while, he steadily got used to the idea that he was home, and he was safe, and started to forgo the belt more and more whilst in what he felt were safe places (ie. in the Shack or on the Stan O’ War II). Despite that, he still feels the need to be armed for reassurance whenever he goes out, even if it’s just to the town - and there are days where he will, without explanation, carry a weapon in his safe places too, something that Stan tactfully doesn’t mention. However, later on those same days Stan will usually a spot a new anomaly and insist they need to stay home so he can tell Ford about it, then spend all evening spinning a grand tale of how terrifying and fantastical it was in great detail, until Ford either is listening with complete awe or is terribly unamused and poking holes in the blatantly fabricated story - either way, the gun often ends up on the table, forgotten.

Bonus Headcanon 6 - Probably the most important one to me and plays a massive part in how I characterise Ford as a whole - I apologise for how LONG this one is but I have so so so many thoughts about it:

Ford is autistic and was diagnosed as a child, in the 60s. He grew up masking a lot of the more “obvious” traits, like repressing many of his body stims, because of bullying and family pressure - he was already “weird” and this just made him stand out more, so he tried to hide it. Big traits he had as a child that carried over to adulthood were his bluntness, difficulty in relating to others, sensitivity to sensory input (noise and texture were the main ones), and how he would focus intensely on particular topics that interested him. Behind-the-scenes he also received a lot of support from Stan (who I headcanon as ADHD and autistic, though his traits present very differently to Ford’s and he was never assessed or diagnosed, instead just treated as a ‘problem child’), and as such, began to struggle a lot more than he thought he would once Stan was no longer in his life and couldn’t secretly help him through things. As an adult, since he started living alone and had embraced his polydactly and made it his, Ford steadily started unmasking and just let himself exist in all his “weird” glory; including being more vocal about his own limits and needs, both personal and social. He stims a lot with DD&MD dice (which he is an avid collector of) as well as whatever little desk toys he can find (especially physics-based ones), and also has several hand-based stims like tapping or rubbing his fingers. One of his anxious stims, picked up during the nights where he was trying to keep himself awake, is tapping his thumb against his fingers sequentially and counting along “one, two, three, four, five”. Counting is general is an action he finds very soothing when he’s stressed or anxious. Finally, one thing that has never, ever changed about him is that once he gets focused on something he Will Not Stop - he’ll forgo food, sleep, and anything else because he simply forgets he needs it once he gets into the zone, and he’s terrible at reading the signals from his body informing him he is hungry or tired. Having others around, like Fiddleford and Stanley, to prompt him to look after himself is something he benefits from heavily.

[apocalypse-cowboy]

Gravity Falls Oc Headcanon time!

I have been cooking this up for a couple days and I hope you enjoy it!

Name: Louis Caine

Species: Chaos Demon

Threat Level: Moderate

Appearance: humanoid body shape, pale skin, face and horns that resemble a goat, a long forked tail that is the same color as his skin, three eyes (they look kinda like Gambit's eyes bc they are very cool to me) and sharp canine teeth. He also has hair that goes down to his shoulder blades that's messy and is jet black.

*Louis is a demon born of pure chaos. However he prefers to spend most of his time in the mortal world, normally living in caves and messes around with locals.

*He resides in Gravity Falls. He's been there way before Stanford Pines came around

*He was originally "friends" with Bill Cipher but now they are more enemies than anything else

*When Stanford moved to Gravity Falls, Louis was immediately interested in him

*So he decided to do what any sane person would do...try and scare the shit out of him

*But when he tried he was met with a look of fascination, and that pissed him off because he failed to scare someone for once in his eternal life

*He got roped into an interview, or if you asked him it was an interagation, that lasted for SIX WHOLE HOURS

*Ford asked him why he doesn't have a human form to blend in with other humans and Louis responded with "If they can't handle me like this then they don't deserve me at all."

*He met Fiddleford Mcgucket. He thought he made a good first impression with him, but turns out not everyone likes to wake up with spiders in their bed! Who knew!

*Though when Mcgucket leaves the project for the portal and Ford starts his decent into madness, they both got into an argument when Louis found out that Ford made a deal with Bill

*He got fed up with him not listening to what he was saying and he walked out on him.

*He went back to his cave home unaware that Ford would be lost to the multiverse not too long after that

I know this was kinda short but I wanted to get the basics down before I went any further!

[thatonegayship]

SERIAL KILLER AU 🥺👉👈

Bill and Dipper are long-time friends and partners of Gravity Falls' detective department, and they've been on the same case for over 4 years.

They've solved other crimes on the side; their record's pretty impressive. Except for the string of murders they've yet to stop, and who exactly is behind it. It's up to them to catch whoever's been out and about slaying the citizens of Gravity falls.

Problem: they're the killers.

Aaaaaand, they have no idea that their partner is the other one.

Bill started the whole thing because of his strange obsession with organs and teeth; he's really just looking for a good dissection.

Dipper's got it out for criminals in general. Anyone who deserves it (which doesn't include himself, apparently).

When it all starts, they both think they're the only killer on the block, only to start getting these cases, examine the victim's bodies, and realizing- oh, that's definitely not my handy work.

Now they're boarder line obsessed with figuring out who the other murderer is, all while pretending- in the presence of their "oblivious" partner- that there's only one killer. They split up the work (Bill takes Dipper's victims, Dipper takes Bill's), and have been on each other's trails for years.

Maybe it's admiration. Maybe it's something more. Maybe they're both just crazy.

[amooo1023]

Hey I gota spefic idea for a romantic Bill Cipher x reader thingie. A reader that gets posssessed and hates it but eventually helps an loves to help Bill with his schemees

I like this idea anon. Also it really helps when requests are more specific! It makes it easier to write for me. Not sure if I wrote it the way you wanted it though. But I hope you like my headcanons nonetheless. Also I mentioned the reader being naked at some point but it's not in the nsfw way. If that is triggering to some of you then I would advise to not read this.

Bill Cipher x Reader who hates to be possessed but slowly grows to love helping Bill (romantic headcanons)

Chances are that you got possessed from him while you made a deal with him. Of course you could've also have gotten possessed because somebody else made a deal with him. But the chances of that happening are pretty low. Also you'd probably get possessed before the twins get to Gravity Falls.

Either way you get possessed by him and you get mad immediately. Bill of course doesn't care and laughs at your expression.

It takes him a little while for him to get accustomed to your body but he gets the hang of it pretty quickly. After all he's used to possessing vessels.

Might ask you a few questions while you're in the mindscape, though him knowing that you'll not answer truthfully.

He doesn't really think of you as a threat so he doesn't act too threatening against you. To be honest he treats you like a joke.

He knows everything that you think about. So if he thinks you're thinking about something dumb or questionable he'll comment on it.

Despite him possessing your body he tries making conversation with you. It's honestly your decision if you want to talk to him or not.

He may try to scare you by threatening to commit suicide with your body. Of course he never actually means it and only threatens you to get a reaction out of you.

He'll probably be the first to like you and consider you as a friend. You on the other hand might still have a grudge against him.

He creates and causes a lot of mischief while in your body.

Chances are that he's going to be overly open with you whether you like it or not.

He schemes a lot and does goofy dumb stuff with your body as tests. Which might be the reason why you start to like him slightly more.

He has seen you naked before but to be honest he doesn't care. The only thing he knows is that it's a vessel and that's it. Though he gets a bit confused to why you're embarrassed since he's naked all the time and that doesn't make him feel embarrassed.

He probably doesn't know about privacy and what humans need or usually do to keep themselves healthy. So chances are that he probably accidentally starves himself without him knowing.

Usually this is where you help him out since this is your body we're talking about.

You kind of just follow him around watching as he does mistakes and messes things up. Usually this results in you laughing at him while he gets annoyed and asks you how he's going to be able to eat food and keep your body from dying if he can't even cook.

Results in you teaching him how to cook while you guide him to the easy steps of cooking. He failed a lot and made many mistakes. He also somehow managed to get a fork in your eye while he was in your body. For some reason he found it funny but annoying at the same time.

You're kind of his personal human teacher and or helper.

He probably would be the first to gain romantic feelings for you. But the only time he'll confess to you is once he reads your mind and he finds out you feel the same.

It's safe to say that he trusts you and will gladly let you get back into your vessel whenever you want. But in the condition of him also always being able to control your body. So basically you two switch.

No kisses in the physical world but kisses in the mindscape. That goes with almost all physical affection since he can't physically touch you and you can't touch him.

Lots of teasing from both sides. However Bill has an advantage in this since he can possess your body whenever he wants. So he can potentially cause problems for you without him actually getting any consequences since it's your body itself doing this.

You two are partners in crime and I mean it literally. He possesses your body and you help him with his shenanigans. (Most of them are crimes though)

He doesn't really know how to comfort you if you're under the weather. He might come off as if he's making fun out of you because he constantly tries making jokes. In reality he's trying his best to comfort you.

Let's say he possesses your body while he's talking to you. If you then start trying to flirt with him you can easily see your vessel's cheeks blush. If you comment on it he'll immediately leave your body but his glow around him will be a pink reddish color. He'll try flirting with you back but he's kind of terrible at it. It's safe to say that you laughed at his attempts to trying to flirt back against you. If you laughed at him his glow around his triangle body will get brighter while he starts getting annoyed and flustered at you.

I think it's safe to say that your relationship with Bill will be relatively good.

[reyskitchensink]

I bought journal 3 and I noticed a few things

Ford regrets not reaching out to help Stand after he was kicked out

The (hand) witch told Ford specifically about his trigger finger              "she said I need to think before I shoot"...... Oh.

Hours after he let Bill possess him, he started getting a burning feeling in his right eye, hence the monocle attached to journal 3.

His right eye also becomes the reason the red ink splatter on the Bill Cipher page isn't ink....

Stan taught young Soos how to box

Stan has a particular memory about spending his birthday alone

Bipper would stab forks into his arms

Anywaaaaay take all this cheerful information and go into the world.

[nataliedanovelist]

GF - Tough Enough

A fanfic commission for @presidentstalkeyes! Thank you for commissioning me and for being so patient! I hope y’all enjoy it!

Dipper has always struggled with not feeling strong enough, not feeling tough enough, not feeling good enough. And Weirdmageddon didn’t help.

~~~~~~~~~~

Dipper wasn’t sleeping soundly to begin with; not necessarily dreaming, but anxious and his subconscious was miserable. The terrible slumber was replaced with a just-as-melancholy reality, interrupted by a soft whimper.

He sat up in bed and in the light of the winter’s moon, Dipper could see his twin sister curled up in a ball, crying into her pillow with Waddles by her side. He sighed tiredly, too-used to this, and he ventured across the bedroom to be by Mabel’s side, sitting on the bed and rubbing her back, hoping it would help her fall back asleep peacefully.

The nightmares were less frequent and less violent than they once were, but they still occurred here and there, and sometimes the powerful emotions and traumatizing experiences were too much. Really, most of the time they were okay. But you can’t be okay all the time.

To give his brain something else to think about, Dipper checked his phone as he rubbed circles on Mabel’s back, her cries quieted down to deep, wet breaths and the occasional moan. Grunkle Ford had sent a picture of him and Grunkle Stan playing Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons, Ford claiming Stan was secretly enjoying, and Dipper had to agree based on the complex, concentrated look on Stan’s face.

“Glad you two are having fun!” Dipper texted, even though the photo had been sent a few hours ago.

After a few minutes of scrolling through social media silently, Stan texted him. “Ah geez, you took a leaf outta Ford’s book and stayed up working on a project?”

Dipper smiled a little at that. “No, just now woke up.”

Almost immediately, Ford asked, “Are you okay?”

Dipper hesitated for a minute, hoping what he had to say would be convincing. “Yeah, just Waddles decided to switch beds and nearly crush my ribs in the process.”

“You know it’s not too late to make him into bacon.”

Ford sent an eye-rolling emoji while Dipper sent a laughing one, then sat the phone down, pleased to find Mabel sleeping soundly beneath his hand.

It was an unnecessary white-lie, but Dipper did not want to weigh his favorite old people down with the knowledge that he and Mabel were both struggling with the events of Weirdmageddon and Bill Cipher’s abusive actions. Dipper knew his uncles would instantly start blaming themselves, which the boy didn’t need, and they had been dealing with this longer than the kids have, especially Ford. If the Author of the Journals can survive physically and mentally through Bill’s tricks, thirty years out in the Multiverse, and a whole night full of torture to give an equation that would ultimately destroy the world, then Dipper can get through a few bad nights.

So Dipper laid back in his own bed, and he raised his skinny arm so he could see his old fork-scars in the moonlight. Stan once told him that he thought Dipper was his own man, but he really didn’t feel like one. The weight of the world was coming down on his chest. He didn’t feel strong enough, smart enough, good enough, for whatever might come their way someday.

But the stubborn urge to change that, the confidence he had that he could, with lots of hard work, was enough to ease the sinking weight, and he fell back asleep.

~~~~~~~~~~

The second the bus-doors opened, two teenagers launched themselves at the pair of old men standing at the tourist trap, grinning and happy to catch their niece and nephew in their strong arms.

“We’ve missed you guys SO MUCH!” Mabel squealed, happy tears leaking from her eyes.

“We’ve missed you, too, pumpkin.” Stan said,cupping her cheek and wiping a tear away with his thumb.

“It’s so good to see you two.” Ford commented peacefully, hugging the boy and smiling down proudly. “Holy Moses, you’ve gotten taller, Dipper.”

Dipper shrugged modestly. “You know, veggies and multiplying cells.”

Stan chuckled, ruffling his hat-covered hair, and then hoisted Mabel up on his shoulders. “C’mon, the sooner we get your stuff in the house, the sooner we can head into town for the First Day of Summer party!”

~~~~~~~~~~

Stan poured a mug of coffee for his brother, who was reading the newspaper, and they heard two pairs of feet come down the stairs. They smiled at the doorway, happy to have the kids join them for breakfast, but Dipper walked past the kitchen and out the door, leaving Mabel to walk into the kitchen alone.

“Morning!”

“Good morning, Mabel.” Ford greeted.

“Where’d Dipper go?”

“Oh, he’ll be right back, he just went for his jog before breakfast.”

Stan raised an eyebrow as he stirred the eggs in the pan, cheesy scrambled eggs in the making. “Since when does he jog?”

“Every morning. He listens to TED Talks and Science Podcasts and will jog a few blocks before school.” Mabel informed casually. “Says it helps him think.”

“Oh.” Ford flipped a page of his newspaper.

~~~~~~~~~~

Last summer, every time Stan told Dipper to do a chore, the boy responded with a groan, a question as to why, a growl in his throat, or a defeated sigh. Any form of rejection and only doing it because he had no other choice.

But this summer, any chance for manual labor, Dipper happily took it. In fact, Stan didn’t even have to tell him to do chores anymore; Dipper would ask if he could do anything, and Stan would suggest some chores, and Dipper would happily do all of them. Well, maybe not happily, but he would do them diligently and without complaint. Something was up.

Stan watched from the porch as Dipper punched a tall pine tree over and over again, using the boxing techniques Stan had taught him here and there. While the old man was proud to see Dipper perfectly throwing left and right hooks, he was concerned as to why the teenager was gritting his teeth and had a furious fire in his gut. Maybe Dipper found exercise to be an enjoyable outlet, but Stan found that very hard to believe. The only time a boy that young voluntarily worked-out was either to beat up a bully or to impress some girl.

Regardless, time for a little intervention.

Dipper was aware of his uncle’s presence when he was a few feet away, though he didn’t stop punching the tree. “Hey, Grunkle Stan. Need me to do anything?”

“Nah,” Stan said casually, and stood beside the large tree so he was in Dipper’s line of vision. “Y’know, trees don’t make great sparring partners.” He joked with a smile, and Dipper ceased boxing the tree, seeing Stan position himself properly for a lesson.

Dipper smiled, and he began to punch and dodge with his uncle.

“Wow, you’ve gotten really good.” Stan complimented. “Like, really good. You ever thought of joining the boxing team in high school?”

Dipper shrugged in between hooks. “Maybe. Mabel’s talked about it, but I think she just wants to watch the matches and meet some guys.”

“Oh ho, guess I’ll have to have a word with her.” Stan joked. “Okay, so is there a reason you’ve been practicing?”

Dipper looked sideways, careful to keep his uncle in view so he wouldn’t get punched in the face, but also unwilling to meet his eyes. “No reason. Just wanted to.”

Stan raised an eyebrow. “Y’know why you want to?”

“Can’t I just want to do something just cuz I want to?” Dipper asked coldly, testing the waters with his tone. He didn’t even give the old conman a chance to respond. “Can’t I just want to be stronger, faster, better? Is it so wrong to want to be better because I want to suck a little less?!”

Stan dropped his fists. “Whoa, hey…”

“It’s not like I watched the whole world fall apart all because I couldn’t keep the rift safe! It’s not like Bill won all because I hurt my only sister! It’s not like I nearly lost you all because I wasn’t tough enough to…” Dipper stopped, realizing the dam had been broken, and he growled and punched the tree so hard his knuckles popped and scraped against the harsh bark. Stan was right; trees are horrible sparring partners.

Holding his hand, Dipper muttered darkly, “What else am I supposed to do? What do you do when you don’t feel tough enough? When you don’t feel good enough?” And the boy sank to the grass, back against the tree, and he held his knees and buried his face in his folded arms.

Stan patently let Dipper’s waters fall, listening carefully to every word and taking notes, until he knew exactly what to say. Slowly (thanks to his aging body), he sat beside his nephew, knees up and arms resting there, his wrists lightly touching.

“Listen, Dipper,” Stan said, a perfect balance of seriousness and softness. “None of that was your fault, I need you to understand that if nothing else. None of it.

“Second off, you are the strongest kid I know, tied maybe with your sister.” He joked, making Dipper rest his chin on his arms and give the tiniest smile. “You defeated an evil brain-demon three times. That’s more times than I’ve broken out of prison without help from a gang or mafia. I know that’s only by one, but hear me out.”

Dipper snorted, meaning it was safe for Stan to pat Dipper’s back and rub some circles. “I don’t want you ever thinking you’re not tough enough to handle anything that comes your way, cuz you are. I’m all for you working out just cuz, I’ve been there and it’s a good distraction and sets up good goals or whatever, but don’t do it just cuz you think you need to be more of a man, cuz you don’t. You’re tougher and stronger and smarter than anyone I know. You’re my hero, duckling, and who I strive to be more like every day.”

Dipper doubted that last part, ignoring his blushing cheeks over a very old nickname. “What, don’t wanna be more like Ford?” He teased.

“Ew, that nerd? No thank you.” Stan laughed back, locking Dipper into a headlock to give a loving noogie.

The two men laughed for a moment, until Stan cleared his throat and said, “Now help me up. I’m too old for this.”

~~~~~~~~

Four years later, Ford and Stan were on the couch on the porch, chit-chatting casually as they sipped sodas. They had lived such adventurous lives that the sound of rustling trees, roars, and victorious laughter, didn’t faze them. Not even seeing their niece and nephew tumble out of the woods, fighting a huge green cyclops, startled them.

Mabel laughed with excitement as she rode its shoulders and put it in a headlock, meanwhile Dipper was on its back, riding it like a horse, as he tried to use rope to bind its arms.

“Looking good, gremlins!” Stan called from the porch.

“Thanks, Grunkle Stan!” Dipper yelled back, the cyclops breaking free of the rope, snapping it into pieces, and Dipper jumped off and stood in front of the roaring monster.

“Want to borrow my Freeze Ray?” Ford offered calmly.

“No thanks! I’ve got it!” Dipper answered, then dove for the monster’s gut, making all three tumble back into the forest, Mabel’s happy laughter echoing throughout Oregon.

[cookiebirdtui]

More fnaf head cannons of each of the characters!

also, in my au, phones were a thing in like, the 50′s.

Millie:

she technically possesses funtime freddy, but since her body is inside of funtime freddy, she can posses her own dead body, which she does (this is a normal thing)

greg:

when the story ends, and kimberly is dead at his door, he runs away. he ends up going to a town to see a ‘freddy fazbears reopening!’. he curiously goes in. he then follws some kids, a 15 year old girl named ophelia, a 14/15 year old girl named samntha, and someone else. turns out there following a yellow bunny man.

He is now toy bonnie.

Alec:  

he’s secretly inlove with tea. It calms him down

‘alec’:

the main reason lonely freddy’s were made was to get more ‘people’ under aftons contol. though they do have a system. if someone finds out, eliminate them. if it’s multiple, off youself. alecs family found out, 4 years after tff was formed. it was after present 1, but before they face willaim for the first time.

also lonely freddy is like, bill cipher, in dippers body. doesn’t care about harming it. one time he was about to stab his hand with a fork, but then hazel came, so he didn’t. 

hazel:

20 years after tff is formed, she get’s murdered in an allyway. alec finds her and is, UPSET. he ends up finding a rusty bonnet, fixing her up (with help), and somehow, puts her soul into bonnet.

Devon: 

his dad is willaim afton.........

Pete:

When he was 14, he sometimes hang out with the fnaf 4 tormentors. I mean......they were the same age...

susie:

The susie from fruity maze (I think that’s what the games called) and the susie from coming home are the same susie. the one from fruity maze though is an illusion disk version of susie (she was with the fazbear frights, they each have disguse illusion disks). plus, she first died in 1977, and didn’t die with the rest of everyone (they didn’t die together in the first place anyways....)

samantha:

 ten years late, she goes to a grand re-opening of freddy’s. she then spots something, and decides to follow it. when she’s following it, she mets a girl named ophelia, and a boy named greg.

she’s now mangel 

Toby:

toby actually watched willaim murder susie. before he was caught by willaim. Let’s just say he has a little virus in him now.

that and his mum is mrs afton before she became mrs afton.

julius:

 he secretly had a MASSIVE crush on reed, since, kindergarden. but julius found out the only way to get reeds attention was to be mean. Julius was around reed for so long though, that the meaness kinda, leaked into his personality.

chris:

 is a clone of evan (C.c). his personality was specificaly designed by dave (willaim). even his fears. the reason he had a fear of teeth? dave made that so he wouldn’t be able to figure out he’s a clone, or so there wouldn’t be anymore clones of him (which, backfired.)

‘chris’:

the chris clone isn’t dangerous. a week after ‘he told me everything’ takes place, he goes into his dads workshop, only to find a journal fulled with how he’s a clone of a clone. he then unfortunately, gets stabbed, and locked up in a familular, box. there’s one last thing he hears before he blacks out when he’s being put in the box. “I will put you back together.”

dave, then uses a hidden machine that makes false memories, and can also hide some, on his wife and daughter, making them forget chris even existed.

emma:

she is a clone of elizabeth. when he reaches highschool, she creates an animatronic based off some blueprint in her dads office. she calls the animatronic, elanor. she built her to try and find someone that she can’t remember much, but know’s is important. 

angel:

her story actually took place a month after hide and seek, at the same location. the reason dominic is new boss in training. let’s say it has something to do with toby’s ‘disappearance’. Gumdrop angel attraction? Something new to replace hide and seek. anyways, angel get’s saved by the lights flickering in and off by somesort of unnatural thing (cough, toby, cough). and animatronics like her, or lonely freddy, can move naturally when its dark. 

the place ended up closing, but not actually closing so tff could come in and let angel and toby join.

charlie (puppet):

she was the one who put the dead bodys in the suits. also, when she died, her soul went into the puppet, but her agony went into a rag-doll that henry used to make the animatronic her’s.

charlie rag-doll:

the charlie ragdoll, gained agony, letting it make, a sort of artificial soul, that had no previous memories, but would be able to go on and experence things. henry made the animatronic her’s and put the rag-doll inside. henery made it so when the rag-doll was inside the animatronic, the animatronic it’s self wouldn’t have any memeories, letting charlie live her life as normal as it could be.

TSE charlie:

since each of the charlie stages have an animatronic, her animatronic was funtime foxy. after Tfc, something went of, turning her back into funtime foxy.

carlton:

he posseses molten freddy a month after tfc. yay.... also, willaim tryied dragging him down to hell, and it.... kinda worked? I mean.... Molten freddy down there is the only one with an actual soul.

also since molten freddy is also tecnacaly ennard, he has all of ennards memories. and ennard as all the memories of the funtimes. and the funtimes have the memories of the souls. so like, carlton gained like, 7 extra set of memories. OOF.

jessica: 

sometime after tfc she posses funtime chica.

john: 

sometime after tfc, he posses glamrock freddy.

vanny:

she is not security girl. she is tape girl. And maria from step closer 

willaim.

in the past, he duplicated himself. one remained willaim, and the other, dave. 

sped up to his time in hell, the glitchtrap code duplicated himself once again. so there are 3 willaims going around, making havic on the world. jesus.