#Big true update

[silencehysterical]

Table of approximate life years of the characters in the Hazbin Hotel

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13P-IBVWjQCxdTBugDELkhP3F_iyFwNqSTmufVLmV__8/edit?usp=drivesdk

Made it because many people don’t seem to realize that a huge part of the characters were alive at the same time

[some-pers0n]

Feeling. normal! 😁

[ravenpuffheadcanons]

Neither of my WIPs will update tomorrow - unless we get a huge, delayed dump of snow and work gets cancelled somehow? - in stark defiance of my promises. One of my bookshelves collapsed and I have spent the weekend building, priming, and painting its replacement. This was inevitable the minute I put myself in the position of posting multiple WIPs. One day I will learn (maybe)!

[lawfulgay]

These ads that keep taking over my screen on mobile aren’t cute tumblr. Maybe instead of pissing advertising into my eyes, you fix your busted ass app first? Wild concept, I know.

[russell-crowe]

for someone who always wants to be on the move and embraces change, i’m surprisingly :( about finishing my last shift today for a job that was temporary from the start.

i know some of you might be tired of hellofr*sh because of their advertising, but honestly, they were such a good employer. and i really loved the job. <3 i never felt rushed or pressured (except once, but when i said i was too stressed they let me go home early). i loved how it let me explore towns and places i’d never have seen otherwise.

i think i’m also getting emotional because it's another stage of wrapping up my dutch chapter (for now), and it’s making me super sentimental! :/ yay!

[crossbackpoke-check]

Sat politely ankles crossed hands folded please say you have more thoughts about the DC deweys. Lazarus pit cold-eyed stare pristine and bloodthirsty anyway I would love to hear any further thoughts if you have the time + energy + motivation

how i imagine you waiting for me to re-read the resurrection of ra’s al-ghul and hush vol. 1+2:

ALRIGHT. in no particular order, thoughts about the dc deweys

connor fits very well into the mold of a talia al-ghul for me; chip on his shoulder, femme fatale, deadly and precise. he’s not the loudest but he’s got a dry wit that’ll cut you!

“why is connor an al-ghul at all and not batman” well first of all he’s already got the water connection, i’m gonna go dip him into the lake a couple hours north of the pas to make him incredibly long-lived, rejuvenated and beautiful

second of all i want him to be a questionable villain/antihero because he looks evil in those pictures but like beautiful evil. you see him at a multi-million dollar soirée and he’s bored of being there wearing his “heritage” beads and jewels he originally had from a thousand years ago. he and his assassins are only here to murder the head of state who’s planning to lay a pipeline through ancestral grounds

rip brandon duhaime i simply cannot imagine you as any kind of batman. lacks the gravitas, too much of a yapper, loves his wife too much. i curse thee to be green arrow if you’re in this narrative at all

assuming connor stays with toronto, would LOVE to think about toronto as one of the sites of the lazarus pit for many reasons

(a brief aside here to say that for me personally this is interesting if connor goes to winnipeg because i think they suit him better, he’s a manitoba boy, but re: the chip on his shoulder, he’s NOT a manitoba boy. he’s from the pas and very proud of it)

a) the amount of ‘toronto is the center of the universe’ hockey creation myths i can play with & birth/rebirth/reincarnation. if you WANT to feel unhinged trying to blend hockey and comics is an ice rink not just a pool of water?

b) mr. cathal kelly i love your works!!! toronto eats its young!!! thinking about this very literally in the sense of the resurrection arc where players come to toronto and are sacrificed, give up their body, their skill, in service of the demon’s head, and lose themselves.

c) we see echos of the same narratives and styles over and over again—if i can hop over to the flyers for a second, there is of course the curse of the *8s (18 richards, 28 claude, 48 danny b, 68 nolan, 88 lindros) but ALSO the danny brière -> tk -> morgan frost celly chain. every generation a resurrection, emerging clean and new from the pit

can you just briefly hold my hand and imagine wayne gretzky as an evil ra’s al-ghul wanting to possess a new body. gretzky i’m sorry to malign you and i know you never played in toronto but you are the best player in my head to fit the idea, i’m open to other suggestions

coming BACK to green arrow dewey (i did not re-watch arrow or re-read those comics sorry) connor could also be black canary, who takes a brief dip into the lazarus pit (toronto) before getting married to oliver. i do like that narrative but because we were talking about pristine and cold-blooded i figured connor dewar head of the league of assassins was more what you were after

now that i’ve gotten through world building… choose your own adventure narratives?

hockey-ish au: connor chosen as a host for the Next One. i think the lineage of the great one -> next one -> next next one -> next one up of gretzky -> crosby -> mcdavid -> bedard is taken, BUT i can imagine that the league of old boys all have the same intentions. connor gets sent to toronto unknowingly being prepped to get body-snatched by ???? and brandon duhaime of course accidentally stumbles on the plot and they have to fight to stop it

connor assassinating people :) snapshot of the head of the league of assassins delegating which major world events they’re going to change today. would love his shark face from the gifset to have blood spattered across it, ideally.

version 1 as head of the league of assassins: brandon is one of his assassins, big strong bodyguard type. devoted to him, would lay down his life, perfectly designed for connor (lady shiva/cassandra cain-ish). connor orders for something to be done and brandon does it there for him then gently wipes the blood off his face and apologizes for being careless and getting him messy.

version 2 as head of the league of assassins: an actual plot where connor aims to assassinate SOMEONE but brandon gets in the way. they meet at odds as their respective roles (hero, leader of a crime syndicate) but are magnetically drawn together as their alter egos. eventually brandon puts together the pieces of the Big Evil and manages to (legally!-ish as much as vigilante-ism can be legal) take it down and the ending panels show a tentative friendship and recognition of potential shared goals

also, jaromir jágr is immortal. don’t know if this is relevant OR related but he is. personal hot spring lazarus pit?

um. thanks for coming to my 1.5k ted talk (including tags). what a way to moritz seider lore drop that i DID grow up a comic book nerd, lmao. thank you so much for enabling me <3 i'll be here all week thinking about which teams would get what rings in a blackest night au

[k-from-that-one-fic]

I'm just treating Tumblr like an Instagram story now lol like status updates, but I feel guilty for posting them and instead of responding to asks. (I'm really sorry for the delay, but they deserve more attention than I've had this past week. 🙏)

anywho, Logan Mitchell needs a therapist and probably some anti-anxiety meds

[toestalucia]

terrible mood -> thinking about captains & alliahs mess of families -> immediate improvement

[technikki]

amnt of times ive seen a ray ask on atia-blorbo blog: 2

[lunarcry]

im becoming a emu blog again

[aggressionbread]

i know there would probably be a lot of obstacles that make this extremely difficult, but i'm kind of hoping for non binary character options or at least pronouns in the stardew valley update. i know there's probably mods for it, and it would be difficult to implement officially with things like multiple languages, gender specific quests, etc. but it'd still be nice.

stardew valley was seen as so ahead of the curve in farming sims at the time that the common phrase these days is to call a game "like stardew" instead of "like harvest moon" or "like story of seasons" and now that more "mainstream" non-indie games are giving us pronoun and nb options, it just feels like stardew is falling behind.

[glowingreverie]

the past two days, i've just been watching mukbangs

[todayisafridaynight]

with my standing being in the Top 20 Of Mine Fans i'm legally allowed to say mine's render kinda goofy lookin. he kinda long lookin.

[moldbaby]

i am a girl meant to live in a world of wonder and adventure not emails and phone calls

[totentnz]

................. thinking about au v and rogue again

[percy-sawyer]

This blue gumball bitch has been living in my head rent free since 2020

Once again marvelling at the absolute infectious power of Sonic the Hedgehog, as a character and a series. So many of us got the bug from just... watching one playthrouh, seeing him in a crossover game, or parody and spoof dubbing. It doesn't matter.

Because once he gets you, he gets you. Here for life. A brain main stay. Commandeers your obsessive tendencies. Many such cases.