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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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Tired of cat vs dog arguments, hurry up and develop an equally pervasive domestic symbiosis with a third hairy thing, liven up the battlefield.

Why not this thing

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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!

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How strange it is to be anything at all

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I went on an 11-day trip to visit family, friends, and peafowl farms around the eastern US. Someone was very happy to have me back home.

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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It’s time for a longer post dedicated to dresses.

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circle of sleep <3

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OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND

IT WAS THIS

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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why are these kinds of levels so alluring...

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Don’t mind me, just painting the kind of place I’d like to be right now 🍂

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fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage