#Big Bill's Hell's Cars

[rosie-kairi]

FUCK YOU DAYBREAK TOWN!!!!

IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO PULL NEW MEDALS THIS WEEKEND

YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO COME TO “MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S MEDALS!!!”

BAD DEALS! MEDALS WITH NO SUPERNOVA CAPABILITIES! NO GUARENTEED MERCY PULLS!

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND A BARGAIN AT MOOGLE MART-

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

IT’S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT

GUARANTEED!

IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL-

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

YOU HEARD US RIGHT

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR GEMS. BRING YOUR MUNNY. BRING YOUR PARTY

WE’LL FUCK ‘EM

THAT’S RIGHT WE’LL FUCK YOUR PARTY!

BECAUSE AT MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S MEDALS YOU’RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

TAKE A HIKE TO MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S- HOME OF CHALLENGE PVE! THAT’S RIGHT CHALLENGE PVE

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH A PVE ARENA FULL OF MIMIC CHESTS AND CYBUGS AND NOT DIE YOU GET NO FAILED MERCY DRAWS

DON’T WAIT. DON’T DELAY. DON’T FUCK WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR CHIRITHY’S HEAD OFF

MOOGLE MART HELL’S THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!!

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER YOU CLICK ON THAT BANNER.

AND IT BETTER NOT BE A DUD OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

GO TO HELL

MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S MEDALS: HOME OF THE MEANEST SON’S A BITCHES IN THE WORLD OF DAYBREAK TOWN. GUARENTEED!!!

[titleknown]

So, someone actually found the non-joke car commercial Big Bill Hell's was likely inspired by and I, being me, figured I should transfer the curse back onto you.

[spiderin-space]

Clauneck’s Shoe is actually very funny

[dougielombax]

I wonder if big bill hells is still open.

*FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE!!!*

[seventeeneightyfine]

im furious. you guys were right. heinrix is sexy

[e404c]

two old ass things,,, I don't have much of an opinion on them but they're still worth posting, I'm just putting them in one post since idk if they're worth two separate posts but enjoy! I have something new ish to post once I'm done with all this (I'm making my art post schedule once every two days to make it easier on me to draw new stuff if I want to)

[oozeandgoo-art]

speculative interface mods, go go go

[vaugarde]

maryland doesnt feel real. it doesnt feel right when people refer to maryland locations. (guy who lives here)

[toaster-boi]

never gonna forget this video

[i-am-larvesta]

Jacky : FUCK YOU STARR PARK

Carl : If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend...

Jacky : you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Carl Hell's cars!

Carl : bad deals

Jacky : cars that break down

Carl : Thieves

Carl :If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Carl, you can kiss my ass!

Jacky: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit!

Carl : Guaranteed!

Carl: If you find a better deal...

Jacky: shove it up your ugly ass!

Carl: You heard us right!

Both: shove it up you’re ugly ass!

Jacky : Bring your trade, bring your title,

Carl : bring your wife! We'll fuck her!

Jacky: That's right, we'll fuck your wife!

Carl : Because at Big Carl Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Carl :Take a hike to Big Carl Hell's, home of challenge pissing!

Jacky : That's right, challenge pissing!

Carl: How does it work?

Jacky : If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Carl: Don't wait, don't delay.

Jacky: DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off!

Carl: Only at Big Carl Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off!

Jacky: Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check.

Carl: and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Jacky: Go to hell!

Carl : Big carl Hell's Cars: starr park's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the supercell games.

Jacky : Guaranteed!

[thebusylilbee]

Fuck you, Baltimore !

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars !

Bad Deals ! Cars that break down !! THIEVES !!!

If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's,

you can kiss my ass !

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit !

Guaranteed !

If you find a better deal,

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS !!

You heard us right,

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS !!!

Bring your trade ! bring your title ! bring your wife !

We'll fuck her !

That's Right ! We'll fuck your wife ! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday ! Take a hike TO BIG BILL HELL'S !

Home of challenge pissing !

That's right, challenge pissing ! How does it work ? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and NOT get wet, you get NO down payment ! Don't wait ! don't delay ! don't fuck with us !

OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF !

Only at Big Bill Hell's: The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF !

Hurry up, asshole !

This event ends the minute after you write us a check,

and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker !

GO TO HELL !

Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland.

Guaranteed !

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Fuck you Eden-6! If you're dumb enough to buy a new gun this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to buy from Jakobs! Bad deals, guns that break down, smugglers! If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Jakobs, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass! Get rid of your old Hyperion unscoped pistol, bring your certificate of authenticity, bring your wife, we'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Jakobs, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to Knotty Peak! Home of challenge pissing— that's right, challenge pissing. How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Jakobs, the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Jakobs guns, Eden-6’s filthiest and the ancestral home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Reliance, guaranteed!!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I HAVE TRANSPORTATION!!!

2007 Toyota Avalon, huge sedan, lots of leg room in the front and back, lots of cargo space, full size spare, all new tires, fresh oil change, sun roof, 22-25mpg, and it has a tape deck (I'll test it tomorrow)

Took me almost 2 years of saving and searching, but I finally have a car! My first car I ever bought. It's a 16 year old piece of shit, but it's MY 16 year old piece of shit. It has every disease, and I'm taking it in to get looked at on Thursday. Hopefully it's not a lost cause, because it has decent mileage for its age and I could get another 150k to 200k if I took really good care of it.

She needs a name. I'm open to any suggestions.

[prinnamon]

people who don't experience attraction & people who don't experience love & people who lack empathy & people who lack compassion & people who lack emotions of any kind & people who have any or all of these things in any amount but don't know how to express them are awesome actually. anyone who thinks a life without one or all of these things is inherently less valuable can get fucked six ways from sunday really needs to re-evaluate.

[PT: stricken text that reads "can get fucked six ways from sunday" /end PT]

having an experience that isn't in line with what people think of as "the human experience" doesn't make someone's life less meaningful and doesn't make them less worthy of respect

[katamarigender]

Fuck you, Tumblr! If you're dumb enough to think I'll stop drawing WhereWolf, you're a big enough schmuck to come to sandcastle-art.tumblr.com! Werewolves!��Obsessing over some guy! Pink! If you think you're going to find a different OC on my art blog you can kiss my ass!