#Bi-sexual

[lectorel]

I understood the meaning of the first one, but it wasn't until I said the English sentence out loud that I got the joke. My theory is that (my) brain can only run one type of decryption process at a time. We can do foreign language conversion, or we can do puns.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[bigdog02155]

I am a married 53 year old man who loves his wife. I also happen to be bi-sexual and enjoy sucking a good cock... I live deep in the closet, so deep i have only been with 4 guys..

Mostly, because it's my own fault... I get waves of guilt... Guilt of cheating on my wife.. but is it really? It's not like I am fooling around with other women... its men... and they don't take care of me, I take care of them... something my wife doesn't have, a dick... I like dick....

The first guy was over 30 years ago... he was a friend, it was my first time... God, I was nervous.... So nervous I couldn't finish the job...

It was a few years after that I had my next encounter... a stranger I met on craigslist... we met up, I got him to cum, although it didn't take long at all.... he wanted to meet up again, I was up for it until he mentioned inviting another friend... I was like... ya, all set with that....

I didn't have my next encounter until just 5 years ago... This was different.. he was the first time I let someone drain their balls in my mouth, and the first time I swallowed.. it was different but I was ok with it... it was my choice.... He became a once a week thing for 4 weeks until I got a new job and my schedule changed..... This was disappointing... I really enjoyed serving him and I was actually considering to have him be my first for anal...

The last guy was a few weeks after him.. unfortunately, it was a one and done....

Now here i sit... desperately craving another one... I have had some prospects but nothing.... its torturous....

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

I'm wishing a very Happy Pride Month to all the queer people who:

are disabled

are chronically ill

can't celebrate for health reasons

disability gets in the way of their gender representation

disability got in the way of a relationship

don't have anyone to celebrate with

have homophobic caretakers

Happy Pride Month to all disabled queer people

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[alabasterandpitch]

GODDAMNIT ZACHARY ZANE GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[gay-stuff-is-happening-here]

eddie sweetie we will get you out of the closet i promise

[fraternum-momentum]

CW/TW: assault, implied dubcon, hierophilia.

In one panel a character is called 'my child'. 'My child' is only used as a term of endearment because one of the characters (Luciana) is older and is in a higher position, but all the characters in this are adults. Just letting everyone know before anyone says anything.

[r-gibbs-writer]

The Lesbian That Wasn't Series, Book 3.

The Lesbian That Would Be

Book 3, Amie’s Story: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539417816

Book 3, wraps up 10 years in the lives of 4 young women who have struggled to find all the love and happiness they deserve.

[eloreenmoon]

Diving Into Forever (Love at Hideaway Wharf Book 1) by Laurel Greer #LGBT #Review #MMRomance #Contemporary #ReleaseDay

Erryn reviews Diving Into Forever (Love at Hideaway Wharf) by Laurel Greer (This book was released on July 25, 2023, and is 282 pgs long.) Blurb:  Travel the world Become dive-certified Find forever love? To complete his beloved late sister’s bucket list, chef Kellan Murphy needs to triumph over his fear of deep water. Enter American dive instructor Sam Walker, as kind as he is electrifying to…

[anarcho-catboyism]

[dickandballsdotgov]

I love you he/him lesbians

I love you she/her gays

I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio

I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis

I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present

I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"

I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight

I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces

I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends

I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)

I love you all aromantic/asexual people

I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all

I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"

[thatawkwardbryce]

Norii! My new OC! Art by Magma Citrine https://twitter.com/MagmaCitrine

[vintage-bentley]

I do not feel comfortable being openly homosexual in the company of “queer” people. Even hinting that I experience absolutely no attraction to the male sex is stressful, because often this results in a bunch of questions that equally feel like bafflement and interrogation. “What about THESE men?” No, not them either. No men. “But this man identifies as a woman!” I am not wired to be attracted to pronouns. “What about this man? He’s femme!” He is still a man, and I am still a lesbian. “So just no men at all?” YES. What is so hard to understand about that? Why can’t you just accept that female homosexuality exists, that it isn’t an evil ideology, and that it’s just how I and many other women are born? Why can you accept and understand so many things, but draw the line at a woman having no interest in the male sex?

[gregorovitch-adler]

Translation: Junior, I have told you several times that Lily prefers to be single, remember?

Lily is the new aroace icon. That's all.

[wolfythewitch]

If I drew ford the same way I drew Stan can I still use the term butch to describe her