#Besties..... they mean the world to me...
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MC did the unthinkable. Stepping on a cats paw
Did i write this to cope with stepping full force on my own cat binxy's paw? Yes. Is it also deeply silly? Also yes. Was the entire premise "god i feel like throwinf myself off of a bridge for my crimes. Wait i can make a crackfic of this"? Yes again
Cw: suicide joke, the suicide joke is the only plot so if youre not about that at all maybe this one isnt for you bestie.
Haha i say plot like this is more than 100 words. Shitpost is more accurate tbh
Mc, on the edge of a bridge: IM GONNA JUMP!
Mammon: YA HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
Lucifer: we're running out of options, BEEL PUPPYDOG EYES!
Satan: what the FUCK happened while we were out????
Asmo, holding 3 giant tote bags of Trendy Health Juices: i just wanted juice! And now this????? What did you do?
Mammon: i didnt do anythin! In fact if you will open yer eyes im the one tryna get them off the bridge!
Levi: well it- it happened like... now dont get mad.
Satan, already transforming: What. Happened. Did you do this!?
Levi, so fast its hard to understand: mc was in a dark hallway and stepped on your black cats paw full force and the guilt has been eating them alive for the past 20 minutes so they decided to take a swan dive into cursed devildom waters
Mc, sobbing: MY PATHETIC HUMAN EYES ARENT MADE FOR DARKNESS! THE ETERNAL NIGHT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN RELM HAS BETRAYED ME! SHE HAD TOO PERFECT CAMOUFLAGE FOR MY WEAK MISERABLE BIOLOGY! CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME BATWOMAN???!!!
Levi: wait batwoman? I thought the cat was named Batty? Yknow. Bc her little paws go bat bat
Asmo: the female black cats full legal name is Batwoman The Badass. Protector Of Gotham and HoL Destroyer of t-
Satan:.... I-
Mammon, flinching: is... the bomb gonna go off?
Satan:..... its......
Satan, eye twitching, still half transformed: ffffffine.... I'm-... you're adequately remorseful-........ i- uh its that- the important th- thing is. Um- you- your- youre- you are- the- you
Satans brain: [on fire trying to choose between "protect cat" and "love and empathize with MC"]
Satan: i- its-......... youre trying. For sure. .......And. Im sure... uh... lemmet put these away and then i- um... I'll have.... better... words....
Satan: [takes a step]
Heretofore unseen dusty grey cat: YRREEEWWWWWWAH [bolts while favoring one of its paws]
Mammon:....
Lucifer:....
Levi:....
Asmo:....
Beel:.....
Belphie:....
Satan:.... 😨
Mc:..... I'll move over if
Satan, teleporting in: I'm already here.
Mammon: Fuck! Now i gotta play double duty?!
Satan and MC: WE DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS UNFORGIVABLE ANIMAL ABUSERS!
Satan: Cats deserve better. I gracefully accept my end.
MC: we are the SCUM OF THE EARTH
Mammon: DONT JUMP! SERIOUSLY ITS A BAD IDEA! I MEAN- UH- WHO WILL FEED YER CATS?? NOT LUCIFER!
Belphie: DO A FLIP!
Lucifer: BELPHAGOR!
Belphie: What? Satan's got magic and MC has all these pacts. They’ll survive. Now i gotta make a tiktok of this
#obey me satan#obey me brothers#obey me mc#obey me swd#obmswd#obey me belphegor#obey me lucifer#obey me levi#obey me leviathan#obey me beelzebub#obey me asmodeus
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Friend activity 🫰💖 Not pictured; Faust pulling Slayer out of his breastpocket ✨
#Chimera Scribble#Slayer Guilty Gear#Faust Guilty Gear#Guilty Gear#Fauslayer#Sketch#Digital Art#2025#I loooove them#I love them so much#This isn't really inherently shippy#But like feel free to view it as such#I do not care#I just really love these two much#Both as a ship or just friends#WAAAGGHH FAUSLAYER#Besties..... they mean the world to me...
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my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.
meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)
so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!
and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?
and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--
#rimi talks#cassie: only one of us HAS fucked kon and yet somehow *i'm* not the one who's ever started a sentence with ''if i was gonna fuck kon''.#like i'm just saying tim. i HAVE fucked kon. and i have Never Once said those words in that order. fascinating huh?#tim (rolling out from under his car to give her the most withering look imaginable): oh so you're saying you think that's fine then?#like you Wouldn't do better than this guy?#cassie: literally not at all what i'm saying but also DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF--#the narrator: tim would not admit he's bisexual for another 5 months.#a few days later dick finds him on a rooftop brooding so so so hard and goes yeah bud??#and tim with the most thousand yard stare in the world is like. i think cassie was right about something. but i'm not telling you what#timkon#its important to me that tim is kind of stupid. you get that right#he's stupid and cassie is his bestie who means the world to him and also IS going to point and laugh at him for this for the next 4 years#tim#kon#cassie
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#my lavellan--wren--isn't a very dedicated dalish soooo the veil jumpers are out for me#i think she'd be interested in being a shadow dragon to help with slavery in tevinter--even if we see very little of it in-game :T#her bestie is dorian as well soooo it seems like she'd be all over that despite dorian's protests lol#she's got a hero's complex which led her to romancing cullen and the two of them stand for justice as an ex-templar and non-circle mage ❤️#they could (*cough* would *cough*) breed mabari for the shadow dragons#my 2nd fav inquisitor--varia cadash--would join up with the grey wardens with her hubby Blackwa-! I mean Thom Rainier#and the ability to stay with Thom would make them happiest as well as offing darkspawn for the greater good#even with the mess from adamant fortress varia is level-headed enough to know a splinter faction from the whole#they don't feel like they have much to offer the world outside of an organization tbh so the wardens would offer that#carta business was all they knew until the inquisition and then giving it to the chantry felt like a loss in itself#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dragon age inquisition#dai#inquisition#dragon age inquistor#inquisitor#my polls#poll#community stuff
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yaps and listens
#dbda#dead boy detectives#niko sasaki#edwin payne#dbda fanart#their friendship means the world to me#save dbda#netflix you cant just drop the besties of all time and then dip#bring them back please please please#btw watch dbda#she would definitely yap about her different fandoms
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for my bestie @bangzchan ♡
#seventeen#svt#svtsource#bycarat#forbelleseyes#userzaynab#wonranglee#emification#marieblr#hanatonin#userhev#usermairin#jennalook#majatual#!melstuff#viki🥝#bestie...... idk where or how to begin to explain how much u mean to me...... but have this silly lil gifset as a way to show my love for u#thank u for sticking by me for 7 whole amazing tough sad funny but most of all lovely years#thank u for always being so patient and understanding. thank u for always listening to me and for still loving me despite me being.. me#i love u endlessly even tho ik i'm very bad at showing it sometimes. but u mean the world to me and i hope u know that!#consider this a way of me saying friendship renewed ✅ for (at least) another year!#again. thank u so so sooo much for these past 7 years and here's to (at least) 7 more years 🥂🤗🥰#also i really hope we can meet again asap bc i miss u so soooo much............ sending u virtual hugs since i can't give u a real one rn :#(and yes the scoups in the middle gif is for free ^-^ <3)
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Violet: Oh, FUCK!
Rhiannon: *quickly looks for danger* What’s wrong?!
Violet: Nothing. Sorry, I’m fine😅 I just dislocated my kneecap, but it’s all good.🙃
Rhiannon: *pales* By NO definition does that mean FINE or GOOD!
Violet: To each their own.🤷♀️
#this may or may not be based on my actual life & by that I mean I literally had this conversation with my real world Rhiannon bestie today#fangirl humor… or me losing my mind… probably both?#incorrect quotes#Fourth Wing incorrect quotes#chronic illness girlies be like#define fine?#I am fine though#EDS memes#Violet and Rhiannon#Violet Sorrengail incorrect quotes
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'Cause that's what us, we mere mortals, do. We die. And sometimes it's not pretty. It's ugly and it's messy and it's painful.
#warehouse 13#wh13edit#mine:photoset#pete lattimer#myka bering#don't look at these i have fully forgotten how to color#but BARK BARK BARK HELLO....... I LOVE PETE#he's the sweetest man in the world and he would be right up there with peter bishop if they didn't keep handing him the idiot ball#what is it about fictional dudes named peter#but waaaaaah i love them so much these two are everything to me#more shows should have ride or die besties who know each other so well but who are disgusted by the idea of sleeping together#like ten and donna (even though i know that pete and myka DO get together in the end) (we'll see how i feel about that when i get there)#plus i know they're not gonna kill myka because there's a s5#even if it is only 6 episodes#i'm so emo about these two. cannot believe i only have 8 episodes left of the entire show#also unrelated but shoutout to when i was presenting something to the entire marketing team a few weeks ago including the CMO#and i referred to christmas as 'the big c'#everyone was very quick to be like 'oh kyle honey no that is NOT what that means' SORRY MA I GOOFED UP
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I just need every single person in this fandom who has ever been mean about Luke Newton to know that Nicola Coughlan hates you. Genuinely and wholeheartedly.
She hates you. Sure, she won't say it aloud, because she's a professional who knows her career lives or dies by fans, but please know that she does. She hates you if you've said Colin gave you the ick, especially so if you said it to Luke, she hates you if you've left a rude comment on his social media, she hates you if you acted like she didn't like him or that she was shading him, she hates you if you bullied the people around him, she hates you if you said something disparaging about how he looks or how he acts, she. hates. you.
And sure, it's not all people who are in her or Pen's fanbase, in fact a lot of people have been cruel about him outside of the Polin fandom, but a LOT of people are Pen fans, and hearing her talking about how defensive she gets over him when people say something rude about him? And knowing there are SO many stupid opinion blogs and youtubers and tiktokers who say they're Pen fans and Nicola fans but are mean as fuck about Luke?
I need every single one of them, in particular those who have been out here making up stupid shit to be mad at him about 'on her behalf' to know that when you say something mean about the man she gushed to her Mum about, and who her Mum was so excited to meet because she just knew he was kind, the man she introduced to her entire family, the man she is always reaching for and hugging and snuggling up to and calling wonderful and giggling around and saying how she wouldn't want to do such vulnerable intimate scenes without and complimenting and leaning on and having fun with and calling a special person in her life, she is taking off her earrings and ready to meet you outside in his honor
because she hates you for being a dick about him. hope that clears things up
#nicola coughlan#luke newton#bridgerton#polin#like damn nicola you are ready to THROW!!! DOWN!!!!#i think about all those interviews where she's like 'his eyes ARE a remarkable shade of blue!' 'i was rather defensive of you about that'#'it made me mad to hear about' 'Luke Newton is THE SWEETEST person in the whole world'#Nicola is out here going 'what did you just say about my man????'#when you're in a 'who loves Luke/Colin most' contest and your opponent is Nicola Coughlan#you will NEVER win#she will ALWAYS be on top in this competition#all of y'all who are out here talking about 'oh nicola deserves better' or making up nonsense about how luke is terrible or you're fine#with being hypercritical of him: Nicola hates you#and i for one am so endeared by that#she's one of us#and by 'us' i mean colin and luke fans#it gives me so much comfort to know that all those annoying opinion blogs and anons who claim to dislike him 'in her name'#are top of her list of people she despises#how does it feel to know that your fave detests you because you're a bully to her bestie?#i hope it feels bad
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✨❤️ Faith and Max | [ 🔍 AU ] ❤️✨
In my heart, I have but one desire And that one is you No other will do
Commission Info | Ko-Fi | My Links
#happy 3 year anniversary to faith and max!! and to those who celebrate lmao#I can't believe how much drawing and sharing my art of these goobers have changed my life in such a massive way#how many of y'all that are so dear to me have I only had the honor of getting to know because I decided to post these guys together one day#I wouldn't have made all the friends I did since. I wouldn't have kept creating or sharing all the things I have since#if it weren't for them none of y'all would know me#I'm just so unbelievably grateful for how much my life has improved and how much happier I've become these past 3 years#and how much they've played a massive part in it#and ofc all of you. my closest besties especially. thank you for being so goddamn kind and supportive constantly#it means the world to me. it helps me and motivates me and inspires me so much more than y'all will ever know#and I can never thank y'all enough for that#I know this is all meant to be silly and fun to celebrate the very first time I drew them together#but it's just as much a way for me to celebrate just how much has saved me since#and show my appreciation to all the wonderful things in my life worth loving and living for#my art#faith and max#oc x canon#the outer worlds#captain of the unreliable#vicar max#maximillian desoto
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you guys please understand they were going to say “CASTIEL’S PERSONAL HEAVEN” and paper the walls like a teen girls room with pictures of dean pictures of dean’s face PLASTERED onto the bodies of beefcakes all while cheek to cheek blares out. as brought to you by fucking metatron
#cutting an I love you because your actor who’s been kinning this guy for years thinks is out of character:#cutting part of me always believed you’d come back because same actor thinks that’s too gay:#cutting castiel’s personal half naked dean winchester heaven because tptb go hey maybe this is too gay and homophobic. as a bit:#I understand why we’re picking handprint. but I will put forth the argument that this is the bait rounds and that overall#the handprint is less bait and more so the weird boy besties behavior#listen you know I LOVE the handprint. but in terms of genuine great american queerbait#and I mean they put the handprint back on during the love confession at this point that one’s just textual we’re talkin BAIT#closest to bait here I’d argue is the fact they had anna palm it while having sex with dean#like actively pausing the sex scene to just show anna gripping it and dean reacting#but again that’s more. weird. than bait I’d say. Simply because that transcends bait into what the fuck are you guys doing#but at this point cas was hot off the scene by season 9 they KNEW what they were doing and they were DOING it maliciously in a POST YOURE#NOT CRAZY TWEET WORLD
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Blonde is always fun ✨
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#delicious details!#just had the chance to catch up with the besties and now my heart is warm and full.#satans knitwear#alt pinup#any tips or treats are always massively appreciated 🥰 your support and appreciation mean the world to me💕✨#bi girl#cheeky#uk girl#wlw#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#my gif to you
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Unadulterated loathing
#it's so pure so strong#what does it mean#so bright so vivid XD#anyway ahem#if you think I'm done I'm far from it#these silly doodles are giving me creative life right now and I'm hanging onto that#ahuska#five#aka glenda the good hahahaha#glen highbridge fo the higher highbridges#in a world where he's never a watcher#and ahuska still gets to be my magical bby girl#that the world doesn't know how to deal with#definitely raised by a bear#still struggling to parse these idiots as besties hahaha#but the loathing definitely works#what is this feeling#wicked doodles
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the timkon fans who shit on bart are annoying, the konbart fans who shit on tim are annoying, and i don't actually know if there are timbart fans who shit on kon, but i sure hope not, because they'd be annoying. the three of them are a set!!! do NOT separate. red tornado literally assigned them one shared brain cell. what is not clickign
#rimi talks#theyre literally like the star trek triumvirate to me. even if you ship two of them romantically and not the third w them#the third guy still has to be there. like. you cant have spirk without bones. what is spones without kirk. you know?#you cant have timkon without bart. you cant have konbart without tim. you cant have timbart without kon.#in my rich inner world kon and bart are in a qpr while timkon are dating and timbart are besties. and bart loves to just hang out anyway#like tims in the garage working on the redbird and barts just suddenly there like heyyy tim im bored. can i help? (tim: NO!!!!)#(bart: aw cmon are you still mad about the time i scratched your car i SAID sorry!!!) (tim: >:C)#where was i going with this. i think i had a point.#oh well its gone n--OH RIGHT WAIT YEAH#all three of them love each other and everyone who doesnt get this is missing the point forever and ever and ever#and like. i GET being annoyed by the prevalence of bat characters in fan spaces#but man does it get tiring real fast to peek into some corners of this fandom when youre like. actually yeah i do like tim drake. sorry.#like man i do like tim and i'm not actually sorry about it but it sure gets. hm. well. simply tis not a space for me i suppose#and by that i mean the konbart tag i think. at least as of last time i poked in there (which was a while ago). ah well. alas#idiot trio <3#tim#kon#bart
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fucking stupid gay people and their stupid found family
“in this moment you are loved”
i’m gonna sob
#dile#frin like freaked out over that#boy does he have a lot to work on#frin#poor frin#frin go to therapy#(odile just called them all family)#stars above i love all of them#he’s so cute#from calling her bonbon again :(#mira brushing their hair. and complimenting them on it T-T frin finally getting care and love#they’re so fucking cute and happy rn#if the game takes this away im gonna kill it#also i love how just casually accommodating and unquestioning of each others needs#like they’ll poke fun at him a bit but everyone knows frin doesn’t like to be touched and so just don’t#and they even tell bonnie so that she doesn’t#like that’s so lovely#when platonic and familial love all mix together it’s actually so wonderful#< i’m lucky enough to experience this myself! in the real world! with the lights of my life!!#shoutout to them hiiii besties#i know y’all’re getting the ping for this cause y’all’re mean and turned on notifs for me and keep perceiving me#< i love them so dearly. they’ve truly changed my life#my lights <3#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers
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Guess who passed 300k words on AO3 and didn't even clock?
This gif is me and u guys rn fr, hugs and kisses, thanx 4 everything
feyd-meowtha xoxo
#p.s prolly new chap of 3am later#as a treat#man i have spent a lot of my life on thisss#hehehe#hehehe?#was it worth it?#let me know in the tags!#lol#nah really#if you read or kudosed or commented it means da world 2 me#see u at 400k words lol#hillywrites#hillyspeaks#imma get myself a mini prosecco#woah like over 200k of this was just this year as well#do i need an intervention?#besties#INTERVENE
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