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milosboxesbestdogdiapers · 1 year ago
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Period Boxes For Female Dogs, Dog Diapers Female – MILOSBOXES
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milosboxes · 1 year ago
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Dog Diapers, Dog Diapers Female, Dog Diapers Male
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Explore Miloboxes for top-quality dog diapers, including options for both dog diapers female and dog diapers male.Discover a range of hundblöjor (dog diapers) designed for both male and female dogs at Miloboxes. As a responsible and caring pet owner, ensuring the comfort and well-being of your furry companions is of utmost importance. When it comes to maintaining hygiene for your female dogs, finding the perfect fit for dog diapers is essential. At Miloboxes, we take pride in offering a diverse selection of premium dog diapers tailored for both female and male dogs, providing a hassle-free solution for your pet's needs.
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usagi-chwan · 9 days ago
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🌸 Characters in this headcanon : Dazai (Agency), Kunikida, Chuuya, Ranpo, Oda, Ango (Government), Atsushi, Sigma and Fukuzawa.
🌸In principle no spoilers, knowing who the characters are is enough to be able to read their respective parts. Except for Sigma maybe...
The reader is female in this chapter knowing the subject, I will make that clear before anything else! We are going to talk about pregnancy, childbirth, babies and diapers! :)
(The images used do not belong to me).
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... Can you repeat what you just said? (BSDxPregnant!Reader)
Dazai
- At first, when you tell him you are pregnant, he is overcome with fear. He needs a lot of time to accept and prepare himself to become a parent; it is very difficult for him to admit that he has the right to become a parent, after all the horrors he has committed in the past.
- He wonders if he will be able to love this child... But he already loves you, so it should be all right, should it not? 
- During the pregnancy, he is constantly worrying, mostly silently (you have never seen him so silent for so long, by the way), and is often deep in thought. But when he realizes that his attitude is hurting you, and that you are feeling guilty, he will try to be more cheerful and optimistic, although he will not be able to hide his worries completely. 
- Dazai is extremely afraid for the baby's safety and for yours, first because of his former job as a Mafia executive, and also as a detective, no less. He does everything he can to be with you all day long, to make sure nothing happens to you. 
- During childbirth, he is there most of the time, but has to go out once in a while because he feels guilty that you are suffering like this because of him. But he always comes back to hold your hand, and he is there when your baby gives their first cry.
- His reaction when he finally takes your child in his arms? He is unable to hold back a few tears, as he gently and awkwardly cradles your baby.
- He congratulates you in a trembling voice and kisses you gently, whispering how proud he is of you. He is still unable to fully realize what is happening to him, but he is going to make sure he is there, for both of you, every second of this new life.
~
Kunikida 
- He is on the verge of fainting when he finds out, then bawling his eyes out for a good ten minutes. 
- But he quickly take things in hand, perhaps a little too quickly (and a little too much), by organizing everything from start to finish... The diapers, the crib, the food, the toys (adapted and totally safe for babies, of course!)...
- He is so committed to this pregnancy (perhaps more so than you are yourself...) that he has calculated the exact day and time of the birth. But he sometimes needs to be reminded that nature is unpredictable, and that the baby is not destined to be born, most of the time, on the exact day nine months later. 
- He reads a lot of books and asks for a lot of advice on how best to support you. You do not have to do anything except carry the baby in your belly, which is a huge ordeal in itself; and Kunikida understands this too, which is why he takes care of everything for you. If he could physiologically carry the baby for you, he would do so without hesitation.
- But against all odds, at least on your part, the baby ends up being born exactly nine months later, just as his father planned. Which bodes well for what is to come... And proves that, at least, there is no doubt about their parent-child bond.
~
Chuuya
- Certainly one of the characters in Bungou Stray Dogs who most wants to have children, in my humble opinion. So, when you tell him, once he is over the shock and assimilated the meaning, he accepts the news with emotion, and overflows with joy that he does not know what to do with.
- He hugs you without a word, unable to say anything. Then he goes into action.
- With him, it is very simple: you are going to be treated like a queen... Well, the usual, in short. But with special attention paid to not letting you do anything too strenuous, and to taking care of your health and that of the baby. 
- Of course, he has his doubts about the baby's well-being and yours, knowing the environment in which he lives. But, at the same time, who would be foolish enough to prey on the child and wife of a Mafia executive? The existence of his child, unfortunately, will still have to remain a secret to most people, precisely because of his work. He would rather take all the precautions in the world, if it means protecting those he loves!
- To perfect his skills as a future new father, he asks Kôyô for lots of advice, and she is amused to see him like this. She, for her part, finds it hard to imagine him with a child, knowing that she knew him when he was only sixteen... 
- And what she had anticipated even less... Was that she was going to be called Auntie Kôyô by your little darling.
~
Ranpo
- When you tell him, he remains silent for a loooong time. So much so that, at first, you think he is angry or something similar.
- This concern on your part is swept away when he asks you, quite simply, this: "How did you do it?"
- ... were you really going to have to explain to him how children were made...? Yes. That is how you had discovered that Ranpo, ever since Fukuzawa had "explained" it to him, thought children were delivered by storks, when the parents wanted one.
- "... How can I put this...? You know what we did last time, just the two of us...? That's how kids are made, Ranpo..."
- Right. Even though there had been a small unforeseen obstacle at the start of the journey, the rest went extraordinarily well. Ranpo was quite excited at the idea of having a mini-him to pass on some of his genius to, and especially to be able to play and eat sweets with them.
- He is taking very well the baby's arrival, although he is becoming increasingly worried as the pregnancy progresses and you start to suffer more and more (backache, vomiting, irritability, sudden crying, various aches and pains...).
- On the day you give birth, he is obviously at your side, even if he finds the time extremely long (if he thinks so, he does not dare imagine what state of mind you are in... Especially when you are screaming in pain with each new contraction).
- He breathes a deep sigh of relief when the baby is finally born. But Ranpo does not cry: he prefers to smile; and, prouder than anyone, he takes his child in his arms and congratulates you, who have passed this ordeal with flying colors.
~
Oda 
- Having children is something he often dreams of, but with his hectic life (so to speak...), he feels unable to offer them the comfort and love they deserve... And especially unable to hold in his hands, covered in blood, a being as innocent as a baby.
- He remains silent for a long moment after learning this, his gaze fixed and his eyebrows furrowed. He only comes back to reality when you place your hand on his shoulder, a worried, pained look on your face. 
- He is happy about the news, despite the fear, and will do everything in his power to be the most exemplary father on Earth (which, more or less, he already is?). He promises you this with all his being, and intends to keep this promise no matter what happens.
- His calm demeanor helps you get through the next nine months, and he is by your side whenever he can, according to his own wishes (because he still has work on the side that he needs to keep if he wants to be able to provide for you, especially when you are forced to take some time off at the end of your pregnancy).
- But when his child is finally born, after the torture of watching you suffer through childbirth, all his worries vanish, and when he holds that little being in his arms, he cannot hold back a sweet, loving smile, or a single tear, as he kisses you to congratulate you... And to thank you for this wonderful gift.
~
Ango
- If his habit is to handle the unexpected with as much dexterity as possible... A pregnancy was definitely not on his list of unforeseen events... But a contingency is, by definition, something you cannot foresee, right?
- He panics a lot internally, hoping to project the image of a perfectly calm man... Which fails every time; you can easily see his true state of mind, and you do everything you can to reassure him that everything will be all right.
- He asks himself a lot of questions, such as whether he will have enough time to look after the baby, and above all whether he will be able to look after them properly, whether he will not be putting them at risk because of his work, and so on.
- But, despite everything, you can see that he is happy about this pregnancy, even if he remains relatively anxious.
- Throughout the pregnancy, he cannot help but be afraid; he has heard all about miscarriages and what they entail, especially for the mother. And if there is one thing he is sure of, it is that he is definitely not ready to lose you, one way or another.
- But when he finally finds himself in front of this little being, YOUR child, all this thoughts find a place in the background, even if he cannot forget the pain of seeing a childbirth.
- The arrival of the baby will be an opportunity for him to slow down on his work a little; his work has not lost in quality, far from it, but he is now making sure to finish it as soon as possible, as he has been doing since he met you... But even more blatantly, since he now has two people to join in this wonderful place called home!
- His colleagues will tell you that he is much less stressed and much more serene since the arrival of his child... It is as if he has become another man, so to speak.
~
Atsushi
- Panic and stress are the watchwords of Atsushi while your entire pregnancy. For your part, between bouts of vomiting, you spend your time telling him that everything is going to be fine, and that the baby will be born healthy... But he tells you he is mostly worried about you, because he has read that some women die in childbirth. 
- It will take a long time to persuade him that today's medicine allows you to give birth safely. In any case, he cannot help worrying: what if you fall somewhere, what if you run out of food, what if you catch a cold...? 
- When he sees you throwing up almost every morning for the first few months, he feels even guiltier. When he sees your grimace because of the contractions, the same. 
- He reads a lot of books and articles on pregnancy to understand what is going on, and you can only encourage him: he comes to understand that all these inconveniences are part of pregnancy, and that they will all be a distant memory once the baby is born. 
- He finds it fascinating to know that you are making a little being in your womb, almost all by yourself. He loves to put his head on your lap when you sit down to listen to the baby (or at least try to) and feel them move against his cheek. 
- He has also read that talking to the baby during pregnancy is beneficial, so he does it, albeit a little hesitantly at first. Eventually, however, he tells them all about his days, or at least the best parts... And, above all, the fact that he cannot wait to take them in his arms. 
- And, when he finally does, he obviously bursts into tears under the weight of his happiness. As much as he hated seeing you suffer like that during childbirth... He is now the happiest man in the world at the gift you have been given.
~
Sigma 
- He resembles Atsushi in some ways, so... He panics a thousand times when he finds out, and asks himself an infinite number of mostly useless or obvious questions the rest of the time.
- Even if he tries to reassure you in turn, unfortunately he is not very good at it, and ends up spouting nonsense, completely overwhelmed by events.
- But he cannot help feeling happy as he holds his child close to him, knowing that he too has been given the chance to start a family.
- He had no past... But you had offered him a future.
~
Fukuzawa
- He thought he would never have children, and he also thought he had passed the age for this, even though he is not that old... 
- He did not feel the need to start a family by blood, since he already had many people at his side whom he was ready to call his family (and who most certainly already considered him a father figure). 
- But after the shock, he realizes how happy he is when you tell him the news. 
- He is surprised at first, asks a lot of questions and frowns... But in the end, he gives you a big hug and assures you that he will be there for both of you no matter what, and of course he will be. 
- He tries to limit his business travels when you are almost at term, so that you can count on him when you need him most: during the birth.
- And, of course, you can count on the support of the whole Agency to accompany and support your little bundle of joy!
- The only small problem is that, at first, as soon as he takes your child in his arms, he finds himself paralyzed, terrified of making the slightest blunder. But the baby's laughter is enough to make him smile and relax. He is particularly good at lulling infants to sleep by rocking them in his arms, once he knows how.
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kenyummy · 11 months ago
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LOOKING OUT FOR YOU ꒰⚘݄꒱ KARASU TABITO
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SYNOPSIS : karasu tabito has always looked out for you. when you meet his best friend, otoya, that fact still does not change.
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You have known Karasu Tabito since you have been in diapers.
It's always been a known fact. Your mothers met each other at the hospital, became friends, and eventually, you two met. That fateful day, you met Karasu Tabito and your life has never been void of him since.
At age three, you two went out to a waterpark and that was the first time he kissed you.
(It wasn't really a kiss—you accidentally fell on top of him after sliding down a waterslide, he promised he'd catch you, and he did—his mouth just happened to land on yours). You were so disgusted you started to cry—he gagged and ran away.
At age five and a half, you both had your first sleepover. He had a big scary dog that was almost as big as you were and scared you half to death. You were so terrified of the thing you refused to let go of the bottom of his stupid purple Megatron shirt.
You spent the entire night sleeping by his side, and he never once softened his grip on you—it was the only thing that lulled you to sleep. Your mom still had photos of you clinging onto him like it was life or death.
At age twelve, you two entered middle school together. You've never spent a day without him—so it was quite strange when you were forced to enter a strange, new class—and even weirder when your female classmates gave you both googly eyes and always giggled whenever you were around. You never really understood what they meant by this—and to this day, you still don't.
You and Karasu Tabito have known each other since you two were able to walk, and because of this fact, you've never once noticed the way he looks at you.
The soft stares, small smiles (not those stupid, cocky smirks that he holds when he's out on the field—but rather, a grin that curls up on his lips and makes his cheeks grow pink), and the thoughtful, almost unnoticeable actions he takes only for you.
You've never seen it—not now, not never, is what he's hoping. If there is one thing Karasu Tabito shall never do, is tell you what he's done. He'll wait, maybe for a day he will see you stare at him with just as much fondness, or when your touch will linger on his upper arm for a minute too long.
He's always been good at analyzing people—and when he's known you for so long, you've surely become no exception. It was a habit you hated so much, but one he never seemed to be able to get rid of—only able to hide, for the sake of your wellbeing. He's grown soft, he thinks, every single night after he's lying alone in his bed and staring blankly up at the ceiling. He has grown soft for you, his best friend since childhood. But that isn't so much of a bad thing, he thinks again.
He doesn't mind all that much. 
The crow, once wild and rowdy, is content with the preening it receives from its owner—and learns to love its life trapped inside the golden cage. He will wait, patiently, for the day you would fall for him—at least, that is what he was originally planning to do.
At age eighteen, he introduced you to his best friend, Otoya Eita. A notorious football player, playboy, and womanizer. There is a good reason Karasu had waited so long to introduce his two closest friends together, and that is because Otoya had quite a history with all of Karasu's female friends. 
He's told him to quit it, to stop—but it's never been as serious as it is now.
"Seriously man, don't with her." Karasu sits beside his friend with narrowed eyes and a frown. Otoya's expression is nonchalant as ever, except with a singular brow raised in question.
"What's got you so pissed? I didn't even say anything."
"I know you. Don't, dude. She's different, okay? I don't care about whatever happened with the others, but you seriously need to lay off."
Otoya raises his hands in mock defence, half-lidded eyes widening ever-so-slightly. "Alright. Promise. I won't do anything."
Karasu raises a brow, staring at his whistling buddy from the corner of his eye—he couldn't help but doubt him. Still, he was his closest friend from Blue Lock, and he should do well to trust that said friend—even if Karasu Tabito should know better.
He really should've known better.
As soon as Otoya caught sight of you—he slid next to you, ever so casually—with his phone stuck out and a small smile playing on his lips—asking for your number. You were shocked, of course, and Tabito had no shortage of criticism regarding his green-striped friend to speak to you—still, he was pretty cute, and pretty charming, with that grin.
So, despite your better judgement, and to Karasu's horror—you momentarily forget his words and nod—still in shocked silence—and pass him your phone. 
Karasu doesn't think he's ever seen Otoya that happy. Still, you don't look uncomfortable—even with that gross, stupid man pressed right to your side—so Karasu holds his tongue and simply chews down, hard, on the inside of his cheek to stop himself from cursing his friend out.
The crow introduces the both of you together, and it does not take long at all before, he, who was sitting on the opposite side of the table from you two, becomes the so-called third wheel.
Karasu Tabito could only stare in silence as you and Otoya, surprisingly, held a decent conversation.
Tabito nearly socked Eita in the face when he slid his arm around you and winked—a cheesy, stupid action that could make even the most romantic author gag in horror.
Even so, you smile—and Tabito's heart drops to his stomach.
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Karasu had mostly forgotten about this moment for a good week—choosing to just enjoy your presence after that. However, after that week of peace, he was rudely reminded just how persistent Otoya could be with girls.
"Otoya... is a nice guy." You point at your phone, showing it to your best friend with a smile. Your cheeks are flushed pink as you type back a response to his message—but it's half-written and unsent when Karasu snatches the device out of your hands.
He's never seen something so disgusting. It's vile. It's horrible. It's so gross.
"What the fuck?" He curses absentmindedly, eyes wide with disgusted shock as he reads over your conversations. At first, it was about Karasu and both your friendships with him—but those conversations soon turned into deeper, personal talks that you'd never shared with anybody but him. 
You try and grab at your device—he pulls that stupid move where he holds it up higher than you can reach—you practically fall into his arms trying to grab the phone, "Tabito!! Give it back!!"
"Are you serious?" He looks down at you with furrowed brows and lips pulled taut downwards. He steadies you with a hand on your shoulder, eyes narrowed sharply. "I told you not to fall for this. Didn't I tell you about what he does to girls? I told you not to talk to him!"
Before this, you've never gotten truly angry at him. Sure, you'd fight—but not even an hour later, either one of you would come back and apologise for whatever petty thing had transpired in the fight. That was just how your friendship was, and he never thought it would change.
Not until now, that is.
You look up at him with a deep frown and an angry stare—not the kittenish one that makes him laugh and ruffle your hair, but a different type of stare—where you are trying to dig knives into his skull and he thinks all the breath has been stolen from his lungs, "Why do you always do this? You always act like this whenever I try and talk to a guy—but this time, you're really acting like a fool! He's your friend, shouldn't you approve more than the past, oh I don't know, seven?!"
His wide-eyed shock is an opening for you to grab your phone back—so you do, and take a good few steps back.
I'm just... trying to look out for you... However, his thoughts go unspoken in his stupor.
Your voice is quieter now—arms folded underneath your chest and clearly avoiding his gaze, "I think you should go... Tabito. I'll talk to you later."
You murmur and walk away—with each step you take, he thinks he hears his heart shatter a little more inside his chest.
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He slumps down on his desk with his head in his hands. He doesn't know what to do. He feels so stupid. He hadn't even realised it himself—had he really been so disapproving of all those guys that you'd stopped talking to them completely? And he didn't even know?
He feels more selfish than ever.
He feels sick, actually.
"Hey."
This voice is not one he'd like to hear right now. The source of his problems and pain—Otoya. Karasu groans and doesn't raise his gaze—his chest starts to hurt. "Go away."
He doesn't hear footsteps, so Karasu assumes he does not follow his demand. His thoughts are proven correct when Otoya speaks again, "She told me about whatever happened before."
Karasu clenches his jaw hard to stop himself from speaking. He feels like even more of a piece of shit. He just had to bring it up, didn't he? If he didn't introduce you two, this wouldn't have even happened, anyway. Maybe he should keep his lives separate next time—in whatever life he would live next.
"I know she's your friend and all, and you're super worried about her because of that—but I promise I won't do anything."
Those words make Karasu lift his gaze—tired eyes from the lack of sleep he got last night make his despair abundantly obvious. Still, Otoya's nonchalant expression that he always has plastered on his face does not budge an inch. "I promise you before, too. I won't do anything. I swear. I really like her. Like a lot. I swear, I won't hurt her. If I do, you can beat my ass, and I'll take it. So don't be petty like this, okay?"
The words don't soothe the ache in his chest.
Those words he spoke before, just before Otoya had met you—Karasu was worried about this exact scenario happening. But thinking back on it now—was he even worried about you?
He finds himself doubting it. In fact, it feels so much more natural to say that he was worried about himself. That he'd get hurt like this if this happened.
The lack of response from Karasu gives Otoya the answer he was looking for—the last thing he hears as Otoya walks away is an annoyed sigh.
Karasu is, once again, left alone in his room. 
He really wants to collapse and just never wake up. He hates this.
Karasu Tabito really is a selfish man. He wants you all to himself yet never tells you—he truly is the worst man alive.
I... just want you.
That's all. That's all he knows.
His chest aches even more and he thinks his heart may just go beating out of his chest. He grits his teeth, hard, and clenches his fists over his face. 
The crow in the golden cage is afraid to let go—so in such an act of desperation, it grabs onto its owner's arm—clinging and screeching before they can possibly move away.
He is selfish. You're all his heart has ever known—and you are all he wants. He thought he could wait and everything would turn out fine—but now, he sees that he was so, so wrong.
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He'd made up his mind. He couldn't wait any longer. He had to tell you. Otherwise, these feelings would rot away in the back of his mind forever and whatever was left after that—and Karasu would die, simply unfulfilled and empty, lacking the love that is you.
The lingering stares, the small touches a bit too close to be friends, the words whispered into your ears late at night when you come to him in tears—all of that can't be for naught. 
This couldn't all be for nothing.
He has to tell you. It's now, or never. 
He finds himself running down the street in low-hanging pyjama pants and a black tank top—it's cold, really cold on his tanned skin—but he can hardly feel the snow pricking at his skin as his slippers make contact with the damp concrete ground.
He has to tell you.
He has to tell you.
Otherwise—
He looks around frantically for the spare key your parents keep outside your house. Underneath the potted plant. Right.
He effortlessly lifts the giant pot of aloe vera, and cracks open your door, silently—the first thing he hears is the loud blasting of corny Christmas music, and the sound of your voice laughing along to a song sung by the Whoville residents.
He has to tell you.
His breathing picks up, and he runs forward—however, Tabito is stopped in his tracks, by another voice.
It is Otoya.
If this is truly what heartbreak feels like, then Karasu Tabito is not sure why humans even bother to fall in love. Maybe it is a primal, instinctual reaction that has no logical explanation or meaning to look into—it is simply a blessing, or curse, of nature that cannot be stopped or ignored.
Love is an unexplainable thing. 
It makes you feel so many strange things. Foreign, unnatural, and most of all—weird. Love is really, really weird.
It makes you wish to cry, then smile as far as you possible can. It makes your stomach twist with butterflies and makes you have the inexplicable urge to press your lips together with another person. An act of love only shown by humans. An act of love that the crow could never have.
Love makes you selfish, soft, and weak.
But love can also make you giving, tough, and strong.
Love makes Karasu Tabito walk away.
Love makes Karasu Tabito leave you, with the words silent and dead in his mouth.
Even as the cold winter air nips at his nose and he feels like his stomach is trying to collapse in on itself, Karasu Tabito still feels love. This sort of love is so inexplicably strong and all-consuming—a love that he has always felt for you.
The kind of love that will set you free.
Perhaps the crow had dug his talons too deep into its owner—and now, it was left, stuck alone in that golden cage with blood shining on its claws and silent.
Now, it must fly away.
Karasu's always looked out for you—this time, he thinks, maybe, this is the best for both of you.
You looked so happy. You've never looked that happy with him. The thought makes his heart ache and his thoughts jumble up. He stands in the snow—his loose, ungelled hair falls down his neck and snowflakes look like glitter in his deep purple hair.
He really does love you, and that's why he lets you go.
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chondrichthyes-x-mantodea · 4 months ago
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In the year 2025, I no longer care about my appearance and am no longer coddling breeders. The insistence on birth, and furthermore the stupid fucking "emotional mommy baby 🥹" shit after making birth essential, makes me sick. Women are so deluded they make a life-threatening process into this cutesy thing. Furthermore, there's this unspoken belief about how the pain makes you more of a mother. This is all bullshit proposed by men, and if you can't FEEL it you're blind as FUCK. Childbirth is an injury. The focus is a WOMAN. Not a mommy, not a baby, not a theatrical performance of how amazing motherhood and giving birth is. It is not natural for an animal to have a swelling feeling of love after giving birth. You dont expect that from men, which shows me this is more about portraying yourself as your husbands pet, operating on robotic urges. Instinct is in both male and female and is there for shit like cleaning and feeding. You THEN form a sentient relationship with your child. This weird ushy stuff needs to STAY OUT of women's health. I saw
Basically if saw a video of a midwife that was like "POV: I'm taking you to the bathroom after you had a baby" and its legit so cringe to see the type of women in charge of a vulnerable process. I dont need you to pretend to take an injured, bleeding woman to the bathroom and infantilize her with "ohhhh, such a good mama 🥹". And she talks about "no noooo it's ok it's not gross girl I've had three babies before" as if this needs to be cutesy and about being a mom rather than healing an injured body. And then ofc she talks all about wearing a diaper and icing an open wound. Its actually abhorrent. Yall would rather treat women like dogs with the "good girl" shit rather than give us help and focus on us as people. In fact, WHY DO THEY NEVER SHOW THE FATHER? Men should be taught post partum care, especially since they're the ones who insist on pregnancy. The man should be the one helping her walk to the bathroom, cleaning her up, comforting her on the injury and telling her it's not gross. Men are so weird. Its like you operate under their title. A cog in their machine. When you wake up and see that this is all a performance for men, you never go back. This deeper, fetishy vibe I get from it all, men AND women, legit makes me want to vomit. Even the female nurses who pretend to care give me such a weird vibe. They act so nonchalant, and again, entertainment and drama will be more important than female comfort. Thats the best I can word it. These female nurses and men have such an obsession with the pain and insist on it, yet dont care for our sake. I hate heterosexuality, I hate breeders.
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doriannestarryeyes · 3 months ago
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🌙✨DorianDreamz Intro Post ✨🌙
(aka: me rambling about myself because why not, let’s get weird with it)
• 🦴 THE BASICS 🦴 •
Pronouns: Bitch/They/She/It/Woof/Yip/Growl/Freak/Dog/Mutt (or anything canine-related, really. bark at me idc).
Gender: Bitch. Literally. I’m a girl in the way a female dog is a girl. There’s an asterisk there, but it’s written in paw prints.
Species: St. Bernard. Big, gentle, loyal, and a little clumsy. I’m the friend who will barrel into your life like a fluffy avalanche, ready to love and protect you with everything I’ve got.
• 🐾 THE THERIAN STUFF 🐾 •
I’m a dog. Always have been, always will be. I’ve tried to reject it, to pretend I’m just a Human™, but it always comes back stronger. My soul is a dog’s soul, and that’s that.
Species dysphoria is a bitch (ha). Where’s my tail? My real ears? My sharp senses? I used to pray as a kid to wake up as a dog, and when that didn’t work, I learned to lucid dream just to feel like myself.
My Mate’s a cat, which is hilarious because we’re opposites. He’s aloof, mysterious, and you can see his brain working but never know what he’s thinking. Me? I’m the St. Bernard who’s big-hearted, a little clumsy, and will metaphorically knock you over with love while slobbering all over your problems. My brain has one (1) hamster on a wheel, and he’s doing his best.
• 🐕 THE HUMAN STUFF 🐕 •
Disabled: I use a cane, will need a walker, and eventually a wheelchair due to a degenerative disease. I’m pissed about it, but I’m also pissed about how society treats Black women and women in general when it comes to health.
Medication: 5-6 pills in the morning, 1 every 6 hours, and another 6 at night. It’s a whole thing.
Incontinent: I’ve been since childhood (bladder issues) and wear diapers. I talk about it openly because I refuse to be shamed for something I can’t control.
Mental Health: Schizospec, Borderline, and a whole alphabet soup of other stuff. I’m insane, but in a fun way.
• 🦴 THE FUN STUFF 🦴 •
Style: Eclectic, RainbowVomitCore, or “dress-up doll puppy.” Clashing colors, patterns, and chaos make my brain happy.
Personality: I’m hot, cool, funny, and I love myself. That doesn’t mean I don’t have off days (or weeks), but I’m not gonna pretend I’m not awesome just to make others comfy.
Interests: Coffee, lavender, and being the best damn dog I can be.
• 🐾 THE DRAMATIC BACKSTORY🐾 • Growing up, I knew I was a dog. My family thought I was insane (and I am, but for different reasons lol). I didn’t have friends or siblings, so I spent my time with the farm animals. Dogs, horses, you name it. They were my family.
I’m kink-friendly, queer, and a leftist. If you’re cool with that, we’ll get along great. If not, well… growls.
Anyway, that’s me. A St. Bernard in a human body, trying to make the best of it. Woof.
🌙✨ Paws up if you vibe with this ✨🌙
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oceanblueeyes03 · 23 days ago
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I want to bring back this old article from 2021: https://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/luke-newton-popsugar-crush-interview-48212619
Luke discusses things about his relationship with Jade and some romantic things he's done for her. Proof that he is capable of doing romantic things for someone he cares about.
There's numerous photos and posts from him locked away into corners of the internet where he supported Jade's shows, asked people to go out and support her or her sister, and there's one clip of her doing a live singing and she said she wishes he would join her. He pops in right away saying "I was watching you from the other room," and laughed.
There's also a photo set of Jade posting a photo of a Dalmatian puppy saying she's asking Luke if they could get it. Then she follows up with a stuffed Dalmatian dog toy saying Luke gave it to her.
Again. It's proof of "If he wanted to, he would."
It doesn't matter to me if Luke comes out with another People article at this point, talking about how he supports his new girlfriend, Antonia, in her diaper underwear modeling gig. It would clearly be forced.
Honey, he doesn't give a shit about you. I'm not saying this because I'm jealous, I'm saying this because I'm grown and you have shitty friends. Or do you even have friends at all anymore? Wake up and walk away from that train wreck before you realize you waisted the best years of your life on a douche.
I think that Luke is dead and gone! It’s sad how someone can change so much! Fame and money can bring the worst out of people.
I believe in the saying “if he wanted to he would” to an extent. If a guy acts like a d bag to even just a female friend, he’s not a good/nice guy. Not even holding the door behind him and Leaving A out alone during papgate, pretending he doesn’t even know her during nyc premiere is not nice guy energy. And many more examples that we know Luke has done that’s not given nice guy energy
A Will not leave L unless she finds another celeb. The girl has no self respect
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smuttysunny · 1 year ago
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HURROOOO‼️‼️
Welcome to my writing blog <3
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Call me Sunny or any nickname!
I'm gay oriented aroace and trans so he/it/they pronouns however idm anything really as long as it's not she <3
I write:
Fluff
Angst
Smut/Lemon
Lime/suggestive
I will write:
Hurt/Comfort
Hurt/No Comfort
Any gendered reader(GN, male, female, trans, etc)
AUs(maybe)
Darkfic content(scroll to see specifically what I'll write)
Reader/OC inserts
Canon x canon
I WON'T do:
Gore
Child x adult
Any smut involving children!
Any non smut fanfic involving children unless strictly platonic or familial
Any weird kinks/fetishes(piss, scat, diapers, feet, etc)
Non-con/rape
Anything I don't wanna write really
Darkfic content I'll write:
𖤐 Pseudo incest
𖤐 Unhealthy relationships
𖤐 Yandere topics
𖤐 Prob more I can't think of
I can do any style (hcs, drabbles, oneshots, etc)
And I also accept requests!
Currently, the only fandom i write for is Bungo Stray Dogs!
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Dni?
Unless you are into any kind of lolicon/shotacon, identify/are as a map(pedo) or zoo, and just in general a weirdo that harms people feel free to interact
Also, since I'm not a purely smut blog, if you are a minor idm you interacting as long as you don't request or interact with any of the smut!
Extra notes:
I apologise in advance for any slow replies. I write in my free time/when I'm bored.
I will also be writing my own things and not just requests, this is mainly why I made this blog in the first place lol
At times characters might be ooc but I'll try my best not to make it happen(too much)since I'm still new to writing fanfiction
If you don't like any of the content I make, please block me. There is a fine line between fiction and reality that I personally can see, however I don't deny fiction can affect reality so if you think any of the content that I write will affect you, I kindly ask you to block and NOT INTERACT for your own safety! Thank you and stay safe <3
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petworldlearn · 2 months ago
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The Ultimate Guide to Dog Diapers: Everything You Need to Know
Dog diapers are a practical solution for pet owners dealing with incontinence, house training, or managing female dogs in heat. While many pet parents may not initially consider diapers for their dogs, they can significantly improve both the pet’s and the owner’s quality of life. In this guide, we’ll explore why dogs need diapers, how to choose the right one, and the benefits of reusable options.
Why Do Dogs Need Diapers?
There are several reasons why a dog might need a diaper. Here are some of the most common:
1. Urinary Incontinence
Older dogs or dogs with medical conditions may struggle with bladder control. Incontinence can be caused by aging, nerve issues, or even hormonal imbalances. Diapers help keep your home clean while ensuring your dog remains comfortable.
2. Female Dogs in Heat
When a female dog goes into heat, she may have vaginal discharge. A dog diaper helps prevent stains on furniture and carpets while keeping your home hygienic.
3. House Training Assistance
For puppies still learning where to relieve themselves, dog diapers can serve as a temporary solution to prevent indoor accidents.
4. Post-Surgery Care
If your dog is recovering from surgery, a diaper can help keep wounds clean and protect against infection.
5. Excitable or Submissive Urination
Some dogs urinate when they are excited, scared, or meeting new people. A dog diaper helps manage these unexpected accidents.
6. Preventing Marking Behavior
Male dogs sometimes mark their territory indoors, which can be frustrating. Diapers, especially belly bands, help prevent this behavior.
Types of Dog Diapers
There are different types of dog diapers available, each designed for specific needs:
1. Disposable Dog Diapers
• Convenient and easy to use
• Good for occasional use, such as travel
• Can become expensive over time
2. Reusable Dog Diapers
• Made from washable fabric, making them eco-friendly
• Cost-effective for long-term use
• Typically softer and more comfortable than disposable options
3. Male Belly Bands
• Designed for male dogs with marking behavior or incontinence
• Wraps around the waist rather than covering the entire rear
• Available in both disposable and reusable varieties
How to Choose the Right Dog Diaper
To ensure a proper fit and function, consider these key factors when selecting a diaper for your dog:
1. Size and Fit
Measure your dog’s waist and choose a diaper that provides a snug but comfortable fit. A poorly fitting diaper may cause leaks or discomfort.
2. Absorbency Level
For dogs with severe incontinence, opt for highly absorbent diapers with multiple leak-proof layers.
3. Material and Comfort
Soft, breathable fabrics prevent irritation, especially for dogs who need to wear diapers for extended periods.
4. Ease of Cleaning
If choosing reusable diapers, look for machine-washable options to make maintenance easier.
Tips for Using Dog Diapers Successfully
• Introduce the Diaper Gradually: Let your dog sniff and wear the diaper for short periods before using it full-time. Reward them with treats and praise.
• Change the Diaper Frequently: Keeping the diaper dry helps prevent rashes and infections.
• Use Pet Wipes for Hygiene: Cleaning your dog before changing diapers helps maintain hygiene.
• Monitor Your Dog’s Comfort: If your dog seems irritated or uncomfortable, check the fit or try a different style.
Why Reusable Dog Diapers Are the Best Choice
While disposable diapers are convenient, reusable dog diapers provide more advantages:
• Eco-Friendly: They help reduce waste, making them a sustainable choice.
• Cost-Effective: Instead of constantly buying new diapers, reusable ones can be washed and reused, saving money in the long run.
• Better Fit and Comfort: Reusable diapers are typically made from soft, high-quality fabrics that provide a better fit compared to disposable options.
Final Thoughts
Dog diapers are an excellent solution for managing incontinence, heat cycles, and house training. Choosing the right type ensures your dog stays comfortable while keeping your home clean.
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dccanimalhospital · 11 months ago
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Preventing your dog from getting pregnant is crucial for her health and well-being. Here are some effective methods to ensure your dog remains safe and healthy.
Spaying (Ovariohysterectomy)
The most effective and permanent way to prevent your dog from getting pregnant is to have her spayed. This surgical procedure involves removing the ovaries and uterus, eliminating the possibility of pregnancy and providing other health benefits such as reduced risk of certain cancers and infections.
Benefits of Spaying:
Prevents pregnancy permanently.
Reduces the risk of uterine infections and breast tumors.
Eliminates heat cycles, reducing associated behaviors and mess.
Keep Your Dog Indoors During Heat
If your dog is not spayed and goes into heat, keeping her indoors is crucial. Male dogs can detect a female in heat from miles away and will attempt to reach her.
Tips:
Limit outdoor time: Only let her outside on a leash and supervised.
Secure your home: Ensure fences and gates are secure to prevent male dogs from getting in.
Supervise Outdoor Activities
Always supervise your dog when she is outside, especially if she is in heat. This helps prevent unplanned encounters with male dogs.
Use Dog Diapers
Dog diapers can help manage the mess associated with heat cycles and may provide a physical barrier, though they are not a foolproof method of preventing pregnancy.
Separate From Male Dogs
If you have male dogs at home, keep them separated from your female dog during her heat cycle. This may require keeping them in different parts of the house or using barriers such as gates.
Consider Temporary Contraceptives
There are medical options available for temporary contraception. Consult with your veterinarian about medications or injections that can prevent pregnancy. These are usually less common and not recommended for long-term use due to potential side effects.
Monitor Heat Cycles
Understanding your dog’s heat cycle can help you manage and prevent accidental breeding. A typical heat cycle lasts about three weeks and occurs every six to eight months.
Signs of Heat:
Swelling of the vulva
Increased urination
Behavioral changes, such as increased affection or restlessness
Bloody discharge
Microchipping and ID Tags
While microchipping and ID tags won't prevent pregnancy, they are essential for recovering your dog if she escapes. Always keep her identification up-to-date.
Consult Your Veterinarian
Regular veterinary check-ups are essential for your dog’s overall health. Discuss with your vet the best methods of preventing pregnancy, especially if spaying surgery is not an option due to health reasons or other considerations.
If you are considering neutering or spaying your dogs, for bookings and inquiries, reach out to us at 9311560101 or visit dccpets.in. You can also visit our clinics for pet consultation in Delhi, Gurgaon, and Noida.
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zllyfzh · 2 years ago
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Being a girl
I will preface this by saying that I am NOT transgender. I was born female, and while I don't LIKE being female, I still do think of myself as female.
I hate being a girl! If I had the option to choose between being a boy or a girl before I was born, I would've chosen to be a boy, solely because of reproduction. I don't think I will have a child. I am almost certain that I won't birth one myself. I'm less weary towards adoption, but honestly the children talk is something I need to save for another day. Pregnancy in general seems like shit, though. My mom said that her pregnancies were some of her happiest periods, but I feel like I would be absolutely miserable. Permanently altering your body, the actual act of child birth... oh lord! It just seems like so much. And if you DON'T want to get pregnant, birth control is the best option. You can choose from a piece of metal being pushed inside of you (I've heard so many IUD horror stories btw), or maybe get a shot that has to be inserted a few inches deep before it can actually be placed, OR you can take a pill every day! But if you miss one pill you're probably fucked! I use the patch, which is the best for me, but it's still so fucking annoying thinking about how if I was a guy, all I would need to do is lend a sympathetic ear.
I still get my period with the patch. It's a lot lighter than it used to be, but it still sucks. I still get cramps, my back still aches, and I'm still paranoid about bleeding. My legs feel hot and humid and uncomfortable but what can you do! Recently, all I've been able to think about while on my period is female dogs who haven't been sterilized. They wear diapers and you feel embarrassed and sad for them. I feel like a fucking dog when I'm on my period. I hate it and I wish every day that I could be sterelized like them. I don't care about having children enough to warrant wanting a uterus. I feel disgusting and pathetic and like I'm being scammed out of money. If I was a guy, I wouldn't have to spend thousands of dollars on pads and tampons and pain medicine and heating packs and more pain medicine and birth control and it just keeps going. I cry when I'm on my period. Not because of my hormones, but because I feel so fucking helpless when I'm curled up in my bed in agony, waiting for the next wave of pain to hit me, on the edge of throwing up, knowing that I'll have to deal with this shit for another few decades.
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obscureglance · 2 years ago
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1. Last beverage:
Ice water
2. Last phone call:
Either parents or roommate
3. Last song you listened to:
Easier than Lying by Halsey
4. Last time you cried:
I think yesterday
5. Have you dated someone twice:
I went out tonight with someone I used to talk to. No offense, but the dude is boring.
6. Have you ever been cheated on:
Yep
7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
Probably
8. Have you lost someone special:
A few family members
9. What are your three favorite colors:
Green, Blue, and Purple
10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
Actually, yes
11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
Not on here
12. How many kids do you want:
Two at most
13. Do you want any pets:
One dog and one cat
14. Do you want to change your name:
Not legally.
15. What did you do for your last birthday:
Threw a house party
16. What time did you wake up today:
Too early
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
To see my friends on Sunday!
18. Last time you saw your mother:
Monday
19. Most visited webpage:
Google
20. Nicknames:
Boobs
21. Relationship status:
Single
22. Zodiac sign:
Virgo
23. Male or female:
A woman
24. Height:
5’2”
25. Do you have a crush on someone:
Yes, but not on anyone worth it
26. Piercings:
Not anymore
27. Tattoos:
Many
28. Strong or Weak:
Strong, but tired
FIRSTS
29. First surgery:
Cholecystectomy
30. First best friend:
Cody or Alissa
31. First sport you joined:
Diving, I believe
32. First vacation:
Oregon
33. First school:
That’s private
34. First pair of trainers:
Like bra? I don’t remember
WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes:
Lips
36. Hugs or kisses:
Kisses usually
37. Shorter or taller:
I’ll always be shorter
38. Older or younger:
After the last guy? Older, please
39. Romantic or spontaneous:
Spontaneity is romantic to me
40. Sensitive or loud:
Both
41. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship
42. Shy or outgoing:
Depends on my mood
HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger:
Yep, he looked like one of The Wayans Bros.
44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
More than one
45. Lost glasses/contacts:
One pair of glasses and MANY contacts lol
46. Sex on first date:
Rarely
47. Broken someone's heart:
Yep
48. Been arrested:
Yes
49. Have you turned someone down:
Of course
50. Fallen for a friend:
Always
51. Moved out of town:
Yes
BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles:
I do
53. Love at first sight:
Lust or a spark, but not love
54. Heaven:
Not specifically
55. Santa Claus:
I wish he were real
56. Kiss on the first date:
Unless it went horridly, absolutely
57. Angels:
In a sense
58. Yourself:
Yes, but I could be better
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
I don’t think so
60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
All the time
61. Ever cheated on somebody:
Not since I was a teenager
62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
1973
63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
I’m scared of getting hurt
64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
Last official relationship? No
Last situationship? Maybe
65. Do you miss your last relationship?
I miss my last situationship more than my last relationship
66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
Probably my dad
67. Have you ever been depressed?
MDD
68. Are you insecure?
Not as much as I used to be
69. How do you want to die?
Whenever I start to have to wear a diaper I hope an angel of mercy k!lls me
70. Do you bite your nails?
I’ve been better about it recently
71. When was your last physical fight?
A few years ago
72. Do you have an attitude?
Notoriously so
73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl
74. Do you tan a lot?
Nope
75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
Of course
76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
Pretty sure
77. Would you take any of your exes back?
I hope I don’t
78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Just once
79. What are your plans for this weekend?
BBQ and pet sit
80. Do you type fast?
Sometimes
81. Can you spell well?
Not always
82: What are you craving right now?
Praline
83. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yeah, a long time ago
84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I have to in order to figure out if they’re my person
85. What’s irritating you right now?
Everything
86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Absolutely
87. Does somebody love you?
Romantically? No one that I know of
88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Who hasn’t?
89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
Milk
90. Do you have trust issues?
Yes
91. Longest relationship?
On and off for years
92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I know so
93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
A lot, actually
94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No, not evil
95. Did you have dream last night?
I dream a lot and I love it
96. Have you ever been out of state?
Yep
97. Do you play the Wii?
At friends’ houses when I was younger
98. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes!
99. Are you afraid of the dark?
Only when I’m h!gh
100. Is cheating ever okay?
NO
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hfgujgu · 4 years ago
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Best Dog Diapers for Male and Female Dogs in 2021
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Best Dog Diapers for Male and Female Dogs in 2021
As an animal person, you have confronted numerous circumstances that require your understanding. In the event that your canine becomes incapable to control its real cycles for reasons unknown, you need to go for the Best Dog Diapers for your pet.
As a canine mentor and a canine proprietor, I know about various male and female canine diapers and why you might require these things for your pet. Because of my involvement in dealing with canines, I can isolate the best reusable canine diapers the bad Quality Dog Diaper ones. In this article, I will cover all that you need to think about canine diapers and what things to buy for your canine.
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Chapter by chapter guide
Why a Dog Might Need Diapers
Urinary incontinence
Advanced age
Female canines being on heat
Housetraining
Sensitive circumstances
Different reasons
8 Best Dog Diapers Reviewed
1. Pet Magasin Reusable Washable Diapers – The Best Dog Diapers for Females in Heat
2. Pet Parents Premium Washable Diapers – Great Large Dog Diapers
3. Teamoy Reusable Wrap Diapers
4. Wegreeco Washable Female Diapers
5. Paw Legend Washable Diapers – The Best Male Dog Diapers
6. Straightforward Solution Product – High-Quality Washable Male Dog Diapers
7. Vet's Male and Female Dog Diapers – The Comfort-Fit Disposable Option
8. Surgi Snuggly Washable Dog Diaper Keeper – An Additional Item to Note
Contrasts Between Male and Female Dog Diapers
What to Look for When Selecting Dog Diapers
The Final Word on The Best Dog Diapers
Why a Dog Might Need Diapers
Canines might require diapers for some reasons. Yet, this load of reasons accompany an absence of control of normal real capacities. Here are a few things, which may make diapers fundamental:
Urinary incontinence
Canines can have urinary incontinence, and many canine proprietors would mistake this condition for social issues. Indeed, even the most focused and all around prepared canines might not be able to control their desire to pee in the event that they experience the ill effects of urinary incontinence.
A disease in the urinary parcel can be the reason, just as a debilitated urinary sphincter muscle, issues with the bladder, and other ailments like diabetes.
Advanced age
As canines likewise age, they might begin to fail to keep a grip on their substantial capacities and start to deliver anyplace. Now and again, they fail to remember the propensities they had learned. Hence, old canines can switch their instinctual propensities. This issue commonly begins at 11 years old.
Female canines being on heat
best female canine diapers might be required for canines in heat. The diapers will guarantee that your home stays clean, and it will forestall the steady licking by the female canine. I will audit the best female canine diapers being in heat in this article, as well. Note that even the best canine diapers for females in hotness won't fill in as contraception devices.
Housetraining
During house preparing, canines can likewise inadvertently deliver in the house, and the canine diapers can be of help to those occasions. I've utilized diapers for this reason previously, however I generally made a point to remove the diapers when taking the canine for a walk. That way, the canine improves opportunity to rehearse its home preparing.
Sensitive circumstances
Canines might pee when over-energized. In the event that you think your pet will be in an over-invigorating circumstance, you can utilize diapers to forestall any mishaps.
Different reasons
You may likewise consider utilizing canine diapers when you take long excursions with your pet. Along these lines, your canine won't wreck your vehicle when you can't stop. Another situation that might cause the need in diapers is if your canine likes to take off from aromas around your home. That typically occurs with unneutered male canines. You may likewise have to utilize diapers if your canine is recuperating from a disease or then again if a few difficulties after medical procedure happen.
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There are many canine diapers available, yet I observed these seven items recorded underneath to be awesome. Along these lines, here are my proposals on the canine diaper items:
1. Pet Magasin Reusable Washable Diapers – The Best Dog Diapers for Females in Heat
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Pet Magasin is a developing brand with the items being among the Best Reusable Dog Diapers canine diapers market. These diapers are planned with super delicate and very retentive material, and that makes it very agreeable for your pet. The external layer of the item is waterproof. You will likewise make some simple memories putting the diaper on your canine as it has huge Velcro terminations and elasticized stitches.
The diapers can be utilized more than once, and you can generally clean them in the clothes washer. You won't require any unique hardware for the cleaning system.
Pet Magasin Dog Diapers come in many splendid tones, including green, blue, and purple. They additionally come in four distinct sizes: Extra Small (XS), Small (S), Medium (M), and Large (L). Note that the diaper configuration is explicitly implied for female canines.
By and large, I think this thing is the best canine diapers for females since it can hold all the loss from your pet. Additionally, these diapers function admirably for female canines in heat in light of the super delicate material utilized that won't disturb the skin of your pet.
Up-sides
It very well may be cleaned in the clothes washer
It is accessible in a wide scope of sizes and tones
It is planned impeccably and will hold all the misuse of your canine
It is produced using super delicate, spongy material
Negatives
It is just implied for females
2. Pet Parents Premium Washable Diapers – Great Large Dog Diapers
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Pet Parents item huge diapers for male canines, especially those with waistlines of somewhere in the range of 20 and 25 inches. The item comes in packs of three, which I track down a sensible sum as the diapers are launderable.
I have a positive assessment on this item and would rank it the best canine diaper for guys. It functions admirably and doesn't spill. I have utilized these diapers on my canines for some period, and I can say that they felt pretty agreeable in them. Likewise, I like the way that Pet Parents give to canine havens.
Up-sides
It has a hide safe customizable Velcro framework
It has flexible edges that give a cozy fit
It is not difficult to wash
It is produced by an organization that gives to canine havens
Negatives
The item is somewhat expensive
3. Teamoy Reusable Wrap Diapers
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This diaper is cushioned and delicate, which means it will give the most elevated level of solace to your canine. It has a cushioned inward liner, which is agreeable for the canine's skin. To ensure the diapers fit cozily, the makers made the item with versatile edges.
These diapers can likewise be washed and reused. On account of the great quality fiber utilized, you don't need to stress over washing the diaper ordinarily.
My canine appeared to disregard this diaper when it was on, and that demonstrated how agreeable it is. I likewise thought that it is not difficult to dispose of the scents by applying a compound cleaner when washing. I would prescribe this item to individuals whose male canines are giving indications of incontinence.
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Up-sides
Entirely agreeable for canines
It is not difficult to clean, and the enduring smell can be eliminated totally with catalyst cleaners
It is exceptionally simple to put on your pet
No smell while eliminating the diaper
Negatives
The estimating doesn't appear to be exact, so you might need to pick one size higher
4. Wegreeco Washable Female Diapers
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Wegreeco maker has zeroed in on making reusable diapers. This diaper can stand many washes as it is an excellent item, so you can even wash it in the clothes washer. I prescribe to air dry the diaper, yet you can likewise utilize the dryer at under 30 degrees.
These things come in four unique sizes: little, medium, huge, extra-huge, and XX-enormous canine diapers. The huge female canine diapers are intended for canines with midsections of between 14 inches and 16.9 inches. Additionally, the item is planned with simple to-get snare and circle terminations.
What I like with regards to these diapers is the way that they are not difficult to put on. I just needed to pull the ties on one or the other side of the canine's body, and the thing fitted impeccably.
Up-sides
It is profoundly retentive and won't let anything out
You can undoubtedly put it on your canine
It comes in various sizes to suit various types of canines
Negatives
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5ummit · 3 years ago
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List of 400+ Kinks & Tropes
Below is an alphabetized and roughly categorized list every major kink, trope, and sex act used in fiction that I can think of (and I can think of quite a few). It certainly doesn’t have everything, but I’ve never found a more comprehensive list.
This list came about because I wanted to create a survey for my friend group so we could figure out exactly what we each like and dislike in our fiction for the purpose of gift fics, exchanges, and reccing. Is it normal to ask your friends how they feel about felching and mpreg and cannibalism? Probably not, but it sure is fun learning new things about each other and it’s good information to have if you want to write a fic for someone!
To make the list easier to navigate I've broken it down into the following sections (note many kinks and tropes could fit in multiple categories but I did my best to group them where I thought they made the most sense):
general sex acts
general sex types and locations
bodily fluids and excretions
body and body modification
clothing
BDSM
pain, torture, and horror
dub-con, non-con, and unhealthy dynamics
alternate universes
misc kinks
misc tropes and genres
Feel free to use this list to create your own surveys or as a reference for writing challenges, drawing inspiration, or whatever you want!
General Sex Acts
anal fingering
anal fisting
anal sex
blowjobs
cunnilingus
deep throating
double penetration
face fucking
face sitting
facials
handjobs
intercrural sex
masturbation
pegging
rimming
scissoring
threesome/multi-partner
toys - dildos
toys - plugs
toys - vibrators
vaginal fingering
vaginal fisting
vaginal sex
69ing
General Sex Types & Locations
angry sex/hatefucking
car sex
casual sex/fuck buddies
distant/distracted sex
drunk sex
gentle sex
mirror sex
phone sex
pool/bathtub sex
public sex
rough sex
safe sex
sex against a wall
sexting
shower sex
sleepy sex
Bodily Fluids & Excretions
bladder desperation
blood
bukkake
creampie
cum play
diapers
drool/drooling
lactation - female
lactation - male
felching
flatulence
menstrual blood
scat
snot/mucus
snowballing (cum swapping)
spit as lube
spitting in mouth
sweat
swallowing blood
swallowing cum
swallowing urine
tears/crying
vomit/vomiting
watersports
Body & Body Modification
anal gaping
anal prolapse
armpits
ass worship
belly/throat bulge
body hair
body worship
breast worship
cock worship
enemas
feeding/stuffing
fingers in mouth
feet
footjob
hair brushing/braiding
hair cutting
hair pulling
hickies
inflation
mpreg
nipple play
piercings - body
piercings - facial
piercings - genital
pregnancy
scars
shaving
tattoos
titty fucking
weight gain
Clothing
boot aesthetics
boot licking
boot stepping
clothed sex
corsets
costumes
crossdressing
formal wear
gloves
high heels
jewelry
latex
leather
lingerie
makeup
military uniforms
slutty clothes
underwear/panties
BDSM
aftercare
anal hooks
bathroom permission
begging
blindfolds
bondage - heavy
bondage - light
brat taming
breathplay
cages
chastity devices
cock rings
cockwarming
collar - dog
collar - choke
collar - prong
collar - shock
collaring - private
collaring - public
consensual non-consent (CNC)
daddy kink
discipline
dom female
dom male
edging
electric stimulation
forced orgasms
free use
fucking machine
gag - ball/bit
gag - medical/dental
gag - ring/spider
gag - phallic
gag - tape
hand feeding
handcuffs
harem
harnesses
hoods
human furniture
humiliation - private
humiliation - public
kink negotiations
kneeling
leashes
master/slave
masks/muzzles
orgasm denial
pet play
punishment
roleplay - adult baby
roleplay - ageplay
roleplay - animal
roleplay - hunter/prey
roleplay - medical
roleplay - teacher/student
role reversal
sadism/masochism
safewords
sensation play
sensory deprivation
shibari/rope art
slave/pet training
sounding
spreader bar
straightjackets
submissive female
submissive male
suspension
temperature play
tickling
traffic light system
Pain, Torture & Horror
amputation
beating
biting
blood as lube
blood loss
bloodplay
body horror
branding
broken bones
bruises
burns
caning
cannibalism
choking
cock & ball torture (CBT)
dislocation
electrocution
eye trauma
fear
figging
fingernail removal
fire play
flaying/skinning
fuckpotato (quad amputee)
genital mutilation
gore
head injury
interrogation
knife play
medical experimentation
mental torture
mouth sewn shut
necrophilia
needles
nipple clamps
nullification/castration
pain - extreme
pain - moderate
pain play
painful sex
poisoning
riding crops
scratching - deep
scratching - light
self-asphyxiation
self-cutting
self-mutilation
slapping - face
slapping - genitals
snuff/murder kink
spanking
starvation
suffocation/asphyxiation
suicidal thoughts
suicide
teeth pulling
tongue trauma/removal
tsumification (what is this?)
vore
waterboarding
waxplay
whipping
wounds - major
wounds - minor
woundfucking
Dub-Con, Non-Con & Unhealthy Dynamics
abuse - child
abuse - emotional
abuse - physical
abuse - verbal
brainwashing
codependency
coercion/blackmail
conditioning
dehumanization
domestic violence
drugging
forced crossdressing
forced enema
forced feeding
forced infantilism
forced masturbation
forced pregnancy
forced servitude
forced verbal feminization
fuck or die
gang rape
gaslighting
grooming/manipulation
hypnotism
issues - addiction
issues - body image
issues - food
issues - mental health
issues - self-esteem
kidnapping/abduction
lima syndrome
mind break
mind control
mutual non-con
non-con bondage
non-con hair cutting
non-con piercing
non-con tattoos
non-con touching
non-con somnophilia
power imbalance
rape with an object
rape victim female
rape victim male
rapist female
rapist male
sex pollen
stockholm syndrome
stuck & fucked/kabeshiri
Alternate Universes
alpha/beta/omega
animal-human hybrids
coffee shop
college
crossover/fusion
dystopian
fantasy/supernatural
gender swap
high school
historical
modern
no powers
pornstar/camstar
prison
royalty
sex worker/hooker
trans character
Misc Kinks
age difference
aphrodisiacs
barebacking
bestiality
breeding/impregnation
claiming/marking
cock milking
competence kink
coming in pants
coming on command
coming untouched
consensual somnophilia
cuddling
degradation
dirty talk
drug use
erotic dancing
exhaustion
fighting/wrestling
first time with partner
food play
frottage/grinding
furry
glory hole
guns/weapons
gunplay
incest
infidelity/cheating
jealousy
lapdances
licking
massages
micro/macrophilia
monsterfucking
multiple orgasms
mummification
object insertion
objectification - female
objectification - male
olfactophilia (scent kink)
open relationships
oral fixation
overstimulation
oviposition
pet names
praise kink
promiscuity
prostitution
public groping
sex tapes
sexual inexperience
shotgunning (sharing smoke)
size difference
size kink
sleep deprivation
sloppy seconds
smoking
spitroasting
stripping
sugar daddy
teasing
tentacles
underage - children
underage - teens
virginity
voyeurism
watching porn
wet dreams
wet & messy fetish
xenophilia
Misc Tropes & Genres
alcoholism
almost getting caught
amnesia
arranged/forced marriage
bad dirty talk
bad sex
bathing/washing
body swap
canon divergence
crack fic
de-aged character
domestic fluff
established relationship
enemies to friends to lovers
enemies with benefits
friends to lovers
friends with benefits
fake/pretend relationships
gender identity fic
getting caught
ghosts/paranormal
hanahaki disease
happy ending
healthy relationships
homophobic language
hurt/comfort
kid/baby fic
knotting
love triangles
magical healing cock
major character death
merpeople
miscommunication
mistaken identity
multiverse
only one bed
pairing - F/F
pairing - M/F
pairing - M/M
pairing - poly
pining - mutual
pining - unrequited
possessive
POV 1st person
POV 2nd person
PTSD
reader insert fic
real person fic (RPF)
religion fic
selfcest
sick fic
slice of life fic
soulmate identifying marks
soulmates
telepathic/empathic bonds
time travel
trapped together
unreliable narrator
unresolved sexual tension
vampires
werewolves
wing fic
zombies
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10 Best Dog Diapers All Size For Female & Male Of 2020
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𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 | c!technoblade
the struggles of parenting - c!technoblade x reader
synopsis: technoblade thinks he wouldn’t be the best dad when you  tell him you’re pregnant. However, he won’t know until he does it!
pronouns not mentioned, suggests female.
tw: female pregnancy, demon child
wc: 1.7K
italics represent future activities. This can also be seen as a continuation off of the scent of estrogen which was written previously by @faithajo24.
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as you stared at your partner, you noticed the look of uncertainty plastered on his face. you patiently waited for him to process the news you had just told him. you honestly didn’t think it would take him ten whole minutes to process the fact that you were pregnant.
what’s there to process? you have a kid growing inside you, boom. you supposed there was also the lugging around a child that you would have to eat double to feed. going to the bathroom more frequently, random mood switches, and constant feeling of dizziness whenever you stand up, but techno didn’t have to deal with that. all he had to do was make sure you had every single food you craved-- which may change by the hour, but that’s not that big of a deal. he also had to rub your swollen feet sometimes, but hey, he signed up for that when he decided to knock you up.
in eight months, there would be a ton of wailing, a whole lotta shit around the place, and nights of listening to loud crying, trying to figure out what the small child wanted. it wasn’t that bad for him. sheesh.
“techno?” you called out after the twelfth minute passed. he just continued to stare at your stomach with wide eyes. the piglin hybrid hadn’t moved from his spot.
“this is not good.” were the first four words he chose at that moment. a large amount of hurt began to settle as you stared at your partner with disbelief.
“what?” was all you could manage to mutter. an expanding feeling of sadness overwhelming you. techno stared up at you meeting your gaze.
“we can’t be parents! i can’t raise a-a” he struggled to form a sentence, failing at getting out how he felt. the shock of practically being rejected consumed you, any happiness you were feeling before all completely disappeared.
“is there something wrong with raising a kid with me?” anger bubbling through your words.
“you? god, no, y/n! it’s not you! it’s me!” he corrected, standing from his chair, reaching out for you. his heart throbbed as he watched you move away from him.
“fuck you.” you uttered, turning on your heel to go to the exit of techno’s cabin. suddenly, you felt a grasp around your wrist, restricting you from moving any further.
“no, y/n. i’m sorry. that came out wrong.” he paused for a moment. he opened his mouth only to close it.
“yes, techno?” you said, your words laced with poison. whatever he wanted to say, he should get it out now before you start lighting things on fire with your new crazy pregnancy mood.
“i just don’t think-” he sucked in a breath, hesitating. “that i would be the greatest dad.” you cocked your head to the side, listening to his reasoning.
at this point, you weren’t sure if you should be angry at your partner for thinking he would be a terrible parent, sad for thinking himself unfit, or happy that you weren’t the problem. you decided to feel all three. “why?” was what seemed to spill from your mouth.
you didn’t understand how technoblade, the man who took in tommy when he finally recognized dream’s abuse, technoblade, the man who let ranboo move in around the area when he had nowhere to go, technoblade, the man that you loved with all your heart, couldn’t see himself as an amazing father to your child.
techno just stared at you, his red eyes expressing his affection for you perfectly. “why don’t you think you’d be the greatest dad?” you repeated, awaiting an answer patiently.
“well… there’s-there's feeding the kid!” you almost let out a howl of laughter. “what do you even feed something that small? it’s ridiculous! if i were to shove anything down that small of a throat, it would choke and die, alright? what more can i say?”
“please don’t shove anything down our future kid’s mouth.”
“i wasn’t planning on it, but it was just a thought and it can happen.”
“alright, kid.” you settled yourself on a chair in front of your kid who sat in their own chair with a chest in between the two of you to act as a makeshift table. “what do you eat?” you mumbled, staring down the smaller version of your now one month anniversary husband, but less piglin, and more cute like you.
the child just gawked at you with a big toothless grin, absolutely radiating with cuteness. “fuck, techno. it’s doing it again.” you called to your husband who was on the floor above, enchanting some armor for your little one, insisting that they needed protection despite the fact that you’ve told him numerous times that the worst thing that could happen to them is tommy getting ahold of them.
“y/n, don’t look them in the eyes! it’s when you look at them there that they get you!” he called from above.
“too late!” you hollered back, sucked into the action of looking your kid directly in their soft eyes.
with a sigh and a grumble, you heard the creaking of techno’s footsteps coming down the ladder to find you propped up on a chair and staring at your child indefinitely with an expression of utter joy as if you were entranced in their absolute adorableness.
he stalked over, picking up the tiny thing compared to him and holding them against his chest. the baby let out a squeal of extreme happiness. he took the spoon you had set down on the chest in front of you and grabbed a spoonful of the supposedly edible concoction you made for your baby.
you watched in awe as techno spoon-fed your child with a calm, affectionate look towards them. it made your heart swell with solitude.
“and-and changing it! changing the shit holder- the diaper! whatever!” he counted off the next reason.
“the… shit holder?” you asked with a look of half amusement and half confusion.
“shut up, alright? i have no clue how to be a dad.”
as you tried to tug the snuggie on your smelly child’s lower half, you struggled and watched it come undone for what you assumed to be the eighth time.
techno walked over and with a grunt said, “you’re doing it wrong.”
you huffed, “ho’kay, if i’m doing it wrong, you do it then.” you said with some attitude stepping to the side from the changing bench he installed for when your baby needed a diaper change.
he let out a small chuckle before taking over, your baby’s face lighting up when they saw they’re father in their line of sight.
swiftly and efficiently, the diaper was on. correctly. way better than you’d ever been able to do and way faster.
“you’re doing that from now on,” you hummed with annoyance, taking your child into your arms and kissing them on the cheek. “i’m not smelling baby shit for more than 30 minutes, trying to put on a diaper when my husband can do it in one.”
techno was about to protest, but stopped and held a smirk on his face. “then you’re throwing these out from now on.” he pointed to the already used diaper.
your mouth hung open before you closed it and bitterly responded with a “fine.”
“crying. what the fuck am i supposed to do if it cries?! what does it want? food? a diaper change? bouncing? fetch?”
“our kid is not going to act like a dog.” you pointed out.
“what the hell does it want when it cries?!”
the hours of wailing you had to deal with while techno was out somewhere was exhausting to say the least.
you had been left at home with your child for a couple of hours and when they started crying, it went on for hours until they got what they wanted. you had absolutely zero clue whatever the hell they wanted.
you have tried everything. you even managed to get phil, ranboo, and tubbo over to try and help you, but everything the four of you tried never seemed to work. you had come to the conclusion that your child was a demon from hell that would stop at nothing to get what it desired. if the shoe fits…
“have you tried putting your baby in rice?” ranboo suggested with a tone that made him sound like he was being completely serious.
“i’ve heard bouncing a child works! i dunno, i haven’t tried it. we’ve never had to deal with michael like this.” tubbo offered. “he mostly just makes little oinks and hops around everywhere.”
“maybe just throw the whole kid away. honestly, it worked for me.” phil shrugged.
“oh! i have nukes if we need-”
“what the fuck-” you spat as you stared at the three of them with shock. “we are not drowning my kid in rice, i already tried bouncing- it didn’t work, and phil, we are not throwing away my kid. and lastly, we are not fucking nuking my kid. at least, not without techno’s input. i can’t believe the three of you are parental figures.”
a few more minutes passed with more bawling, when your husband finally arrived home. “i could hear my baby from outside the house, why is it crying this time?” you, phil, ranboo, and tubbo all turned your head to techno with expressions that made you all look dead. “yeesh, you guys look terrible.” he commented.
“yeah, thanks, babe.” you mumbled, exhausted.
“you guys obviously haven’t tried hard enough,” techno mumbled, “because-” as he reached for his kid and put them in his arms. the demon in your demon child completely disappeared. “it just wanted attention.”
“what the hell?” you heard phil groan.
the three of you joined him in the groan, making you all sound like the undead. “it wanted you, techno.” you complained.
“good luck with that thing. i’m going to sleep. don’t call me next time it does that.” phil got up and dipped immediately, heading to his cabin.
tubbo and ranboo looked at each other and sighed. “we’ve got our own kid at home and i’m just glad he isn’t a demon like this one.” tubbo sighed.
“and michael’s literally from the nether!” ranboo added. “see you guys!”
and with that, they left you and techno and your child that was exuding happiness in his arms alone. “you are the worst.” you grumbled and climbed up the ladder to go to bed.
“i’d just be a terrible father.” techno said, shaking his head disapprovingly. “i wouldn’t know how to deal with it at all.”
“oh, i believe you, babe. i really do.”
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