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badmovieihave · 7 months ago
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Bad movie I have Inside Man 2006
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astrobei · 1 year ago
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my take on modern will byers is that i don’t think he would be a music snob/music purist in that he refuses to listen to pop or makes fun of it or whatever but i DO think he is a Spotify Wrapped Curator and turns on a private session every time he listens to something remotely “embarrassing.” which is why, when will proudly displays his top five artists and top five songs at the end of the year, el is very confused as to how she heard jenny by studio killers playing in his room for 72 hours straight without it showing up on his end of year stats.
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majorbaby · 2 months ago
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the 2 people i can see myself cohabiting with in the future are already completely aware that my MASH era was (is!) an unskippable cutscene for all of us BUT - i fantasize constantly about moving in with a hypothetical partner and just leaving little bits of MASH things in deliberate locations around our home, but spaced out far enough that it takes literal years for them to ask me "... wait, are you into mash? Like mash mash [hums the theme song] like meemaw used to watch??? that show from 1969??? hawkaye ?? "
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berie-kat · 7 months ago
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Art stuff that Ive done the past few days :3
I love my two sillies, and I love Jasper and Rachel so much.
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nitpickrider · 1 year ago
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I can't tell who's trying to seduce whom here. Both of these fits are going in for the kill. Captain America 427
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thebestcomicking · 5 months ago
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princelancey · 8 months ago
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Rachel: oh isn't that nice Lance waving to his home crowd
The other two for some fucking reason: let's make fun of him!
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sebeth · 1 year ago
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The Captain's Loves
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crash476 · 2 years ago
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Conspiracies and the Problem of Peggy Carter
I bounced really hard off the Captain Carter version of Peggy Carter. For me, it felt like the triumph of her style over any quality she had as a character. I’ve spoken about this before, but I think giving Peggy dementia robbed her of her voice, unable to speak to her past, and thus providing a blank canvas for the writer and audience to use with as they will.
My biggest critique of Peggy’s fans have been this sense that they love her aesthetic and the platitudes over the substance of the character. She became 2010s girlboss. The Agent Carter series did provide the potential to further explore her as a character. It could give her a past pre-dating Steve, show the history of SHIELD, show her as a leader, and delve into the moral complexities of the MCU intelligence side. But that never happened. The show was canceled after two seasons and all we had left was a very marketable aesthetic.
We have some vague notions of what she did during her time as director of SHIELD, but nothing substantial. Then Endgame happened, Chris Evans left for other projects, and the Russos, Markus and McFeely seemed to have scrambled for a way to write out Steve. Steve’s exit seemed like an afterthought at best. As a consequence, whatever lore Peggy had in the main MCU timeline got completely thrown out. This is because Steve Rogers is a heroic paragon and his designated love interest must be above reproach. She is little more than a sexy lamp and when Captain Carter got attention in the What If... series, well she’s even more marketable now! 
The thing that gets me about Peggy’s haters is the level of reaching done to justify their dislike. I’ll get to some of my critiques on how Disney/Marvel Studios handle the espionage side of the MCU (not well). But stay with me here. I need to do some comic book history. 
The MCU Peggy Carter is an amalgamation of a number of love interests Steve’s had over his publication run. Earth-616 Peggy is a retcon love interest. She was introduced in 1966 after Steve’s book was essentially rebooted. Captain America was popular during WWII, but the initial post-war years weren’t kind to superhero comics. Atlas Comics (who later rebranded as Marvel Comics in 1961) tried to rebrand Steve from a Nazi puncher to a Commie smasher that went over like a lead balloon. His book was canceled in 1954 and Stan Lee and Jack Kirby revived Steve in 1964. They came up with the “on ice” backstory we saw in the TFA. The 50s Cap was explained as having been a succession of other characters acting as Steve, such as Jeffrey Mace (Patriot), William Naslund (Spirit of ‘76), and most infamously by William Burnside. 
Anyway, during the 50s, Bucky got shot and was replaced by Steve’s then girlfriend, Betsy Ross (then known as Betty and later goes by the code names Agent 13 and Golden Girl). She is THE original love interest and first appeared in Captain America Comics #1, published in December 1940, created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby. She basically did everything in the 40s comics that Peggy in the 60s (and the MCU by extension) was said to have done. The reason you’ve never heard of her is because of Betty Ross Banner - The Hulk’s main love interest. 40s Betsy got retconned into a relationship with Jeffrey Mace (one of the guys who was a retconned 50s Cap) and now lives in a retirement home.
Sharon and Peggy Carter get introduced in 1966. Sharon’s got a complicated story that we don’t have time to unpack so I’ll just say, Sharon is messy and that’s good. I think it’s good that she’s the Power Broker. Steve later dated glass-blower turned lawyer Bernie Rosenthal, who was introduced in 1980. He’s had an on/off relationship with former villainess Rachel Leighton, aka Diamondback (who was introduced in 1985). And there were romances with fellow super heroines like The Black Widow, Wasp, Rogue, and The Scarlet Witch.
Now we move onto the conspiracy theory Peggy Carter haters adore: Cynthia Glass. 
Cynthia “Cindy” Glass was created in 1991 by Fabian Nicieza and Kevin Maguir for The Adventures of Captain America #1 - #4. She had four total appearances before she was killed. There was apparently a guid book for the MCU where she was mentioned as an inspiration for MCU Peggy, but I’d like to see those receipts before I make a call on the veracity of the claim. But I can see why the Peggy haters claim her as the true inspiration of MCU Peggy. Cynthia kind of looks like Hayley Atwell (if you squint) and is revealed to be a Nazi double agent who gets shot. 
Look, if you don’t like a character (and maybe their actor, too), it’s fine. Just don’t fuck with them and move on, don’t make up shit about a character being a secret Nazi when there’s no actual proof. And don’t say that Cynthia Glass was Cap’s first love when she was a clear retcon that completely contradicts previously established canon regarding Betsy Ross and Peggy Carter. Especially when anyone can look up the publication history. At most MCU Peggy kind of looks like Cynthia and met Steve just before he got the serum. The decision to keep Atwell’s brown hair could easily have come down to “she looks better as a brunette.” Film production decisions are often not that deep. 
Peggy Carter was probably the most convenient love interest to adapt for TFA. She doesn’t have Betsy’s name problem. Sharon needs to be established as being Peggy’s niece to explain why they look so similar. You need to justify a face-turn for Rachel. And the only people who know about Cynthia Glass are those who read the original limited run she was in during the early 90s as it looks like it wasn’t collected into a trade paperback until 2018. Again, film production devisions are not often not that deep.
So now we get to my critiques of how Disney/Marvel Studios have handled Peggy and just the spy genre in general. Spy fiction can vary wildly in terms of tone and just how heroic the protagonist is, but generally the genre leans towards a cynical world view. This is fueled by the author’s own politics, and by their own experiences if they worked in intelligence themselves (ie: John le Carré and Graham Greene). The genre also borrows heavily from hardboiled detectives (think the works of Raymond Chandler) and film noir. In any case, the protagonist is, at best, an anti-hero and sometimes a terrible one. The nature of intelligence work requires moral compromises, both in and out of fiction. If you actually look into how that world operates, it’s honestly more like organized crime backed by a nation’s treasury and given the fig leaf of respectability because you’re “fighting for a cause.” 
This runs headlong into the MCU retcons when it comes to Peggy. By making SHIELD older than originally implied and putting Peggy in charge during the early days, she now has a fuck ton of skeletons in her closet. The problem is that Disney will never produce anything that is critical of the US government or could be as cynical as the spy genre demands. Yes, there was Agents of SHIELD, but that show (and I say this with love) has more in common with NCIS than The Sandbaggers or Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Disney is too scared of biting the hand that feeds. They’re scared of getting cut off from Pentagon money. This is Disney’s lone fear, and it shows how toothless The Falcon and the Winter Soldier was. They just come up to the edge of valid critic, actually showing how the empire works.
Bringing this back to the problem Peggy, because the Russos, Markus and McFeely needed her to be morally pure so she could be Steve’s perfect love interest. She can’t have a past, red on her ledger, or anything that puts her into a compromised position. It’s probably why Steve goes back to 1949 and gets with Peggy before SHIELD really starts. That way, Peggy hasn’t done anything wrong. The audience is asked to forget about Zola and the HYDRA infiltration (though it’s never explained what she knew when). The Bucky situation is a bit different, and the Cynthia Glass conspiracy requires you to forget that in universe the Winter Soldier is treated as an urban legend within the intelligence community. Natasha brings up in TWS that no one can agree if he’s real. Given the few crumbs we have on Peggy’s tenure as director of SHIELD, the most I’m willing to say is that she might have know that the Winter Soldier was real. But with hindsight, I think the HYDRA infiltration was pulled off badly. 
Like if I had my way, the Peggy Steve meets after he’s unfrozen would be played by an older actress like Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, or the late Diana Rigg. That way she can speak for herself in the present. If I had my way, Agent Carter would have lasted longer and Peggy would have become something along the lines of DC’s Amanda Waller mixed with Dench’s M with a dash of George Smiley’s moral grounding. We could get a more accurate understanding of Peggy and SHIELD and even if you still don’t like her, she’s still a character with actual depth. And maybe Captain Carter would just be a fun “what if...” and not a free mulligan. 
Cause it really feels like Disney wants to wipe the slate clean and rewrite Peggy as a morally uncomplicated heroine who can be Steve’s un-problematic girlfriend.
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lil-als · 2 years ago
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A historical hunger games simulator (and me)
Jimmy Carter kills everyone.
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Already he’s killed three people.
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Czolgosz and I are hunting together, Robespierre almost killed Bernie, Breckenridge being creepy
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Dammit, Madison. Dammit Czolgosz. Also Coolidge auto corrected to Koolaid when I was making this…
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Oh goodbye Hayne… also who is giving Breck a hatchet? OK Mary.
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Carter kills another one. Weird as fuck alliances. Oh Clay.
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Carter killed another one! And so does Jackson!
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lots of people die. Including me.
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What an anticlimactic death.
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Honestly, she’s the best person to win this. I’m not mad.
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Jim my Carter had six kills. SIX.
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ultrameganicolaokay · 3 months ago
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Tomb of Dracula #43 ‘Paul Butterworth--The Night-Staker!’ (1976) by Marv Wolfman, Gene Colan and Tom Palmer. Edited by Wolfman. Cover by Bernie Wrightson.
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ao3topshipsbracket · 2 months ago
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Top Femslash Ships Bracket: Seeding
As promised, we're back with a new bracket! However, we're doing things a little differently this time. Rather than taking the data for seeding directly from a ranked list, we want you guys to be a part of the seeding process!
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This survey contains a list of over 100 ships, pulled from centreoftheselights's AO3 ship stats for 2023 and 2024, and Tumblr's year in review, as well as a few submissions that are not on either list but are considered iconic or historically important. It asks two questions: which ships have you heard of, and which ships do you view positively? The final seeding for the bracket will be based on a ratio of these numbers, from which we will rank the top 96!
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The 100 - Clarke Griffin/Lexa
Adventure Time - Princess Bubblegum/Marceline
Aespa (Band) - Kim Minjeong | Winter/Yu Jimin | Karina
Agatha All Along (TV) - Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
Agent Carter (TV) - Peggy Carter/Angie Martinelli
Agents of SHIELD (TV) - Jemma Simmons/Skye | Daisy Johnson
The Amazing Digital Circus - Pomni/Ragatha
Amphibia - Anne Boonchuy/Sasha Waybright
Amphibia - Anne Boonchuy/Marcy Wu
Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi
Attack on Titan - Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart
Attack on Titan - Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir
Avatar: The Last Airbender - Azula/Ty Lee
Avatar: Legend of Korra - Korra/Asami Sato
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Tara Maclay/Willow Rosenberg
Carmilla (Web Series) - Laura Hollis/Carmilla Kearnstein
Carol (2015) - Carol Aird/Therese Belivet
Criminal Minds - Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss
Critical Role - Beauregard Lionett/Yasha
Critical Role - Laudna/Imogen Temult
DC's Legends of Tomorrow - Sara Lance/Ava Sharpe
DC Universe - Pamela Isley | Poison Ivy/Harleen Quinzel | Harley Quinn
The Devil Wears Prada - Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs
Doctor Who - Thirteenth Doctor/Yasmin Khan
Dungeon Meshi - Marcille Donato/Falin Touden
Frozen - Anna/Elsa
Game of Thrones - Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell
Genshin Impact - Beidou/Ningguang
Genshin Impact - Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko
Ghostbusters (2016) - Erin Gilbert/Jillian Holtzmann
Glee - Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray
Glee - Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce
Grey's Anatomy - Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery
Haikyuu!! - Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka
Harry Potter - Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter - Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley
The Haunting of Bly Manor (TV) - Dani Clayton/Jamie Taylor
Hawkeye (TV 2021) - Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop
Hazbin Hotel - Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
Holby City - Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe
Homestuck - Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
Homestuck - Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
House of the Dragon (TV) - Alicent Hightower/Rhaenyra Targaryen
Jujutsu Kaisen - Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Maki
Killing Eve - Eve Polastri/Villanelle
The Last of Us - Dina/Ellie
Legacies (TV 2018) - Hope Mikaelson/Josie Saltzman
Legacies (TV 2018) - Penelope Park/Josie Saltzman
Life is Strange - Rachel Amber/Chloe Price
Life is Strange - Maxine "Max" Caufield/Chloe Price
LIttle Witch Academia - Diana Cavendish/Atsuko "Akko" Kagari
The Locked Tomb - Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Marvel Cinematic Universe - Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov
Marvel Cinematic Universe - Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanov
Mass Effect Trilogy - Female Shepard/Liara T'Soni
Merlin (TV) - Gwen/Morgana
Miraculous Ladybug - Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant
Motherland: Fort Salem (TV) - Raelle Collar/Scylla Ramshorn
My Hero Academia - Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo
My Hero Academia - Toga Himiko/Uraraka Ochako
Naruto - Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino
NCIS: Hawai'i - Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler
The Old Guard (Movie 2020) - Andy | Andromache of Scythia/Quynh | Noriko
Once Upon a Time - Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan
Orphan Black - Delphine Cormier/Cosima Niehaus
Overwatch - Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler
Overwatch - Lena "Tracer" Oxton/Widowmaker | Amelie Lacroix
The Owl House - Amity Blight/Luz Noceda
Person of Interest - Root | Samantha Groves/Sameen Shaw
Pitch Perfect (Movies) - Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell
Pokemon - Hanako | Delia Ketchum/Musashi | Jessie
Power Rangers (2017) - Kimberly Hart/Trini
Project SEKAI - Akiyama Mizuki/Shinonome Ena
Project SEKAI - Azusawa Kohane/Shiraishi An
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Akemi Homura/Kaname Madoka
Revolutionary Girl Utena - Himemiya Anthy/Tenjou Utena
Riverdale (TV 2017) - Cheryl Blossom/Toni Topaz
Rizzoli & Isles - Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli
RWBY - Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
RWBY - Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
Sailor Moon - Kaiou Michiru | Sailor Neptune/Tenoh Haruka | Sailor Uranus
Shadowhunters (TV) - Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Adora/Catra
Splatoon (Video Games) - Marina/Pearl
Star Trek: Voyager - Kathryn Janeway/Seven of Nine
Station 19 - Maya Bishop/Carina DeLuca
Steven Universe - Lapis Lazuli/Peridot
Steven Universe - Ruby/Sapphire
Stranger Things - Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler
Stranger Things - Eleven | Jane Hopper/Maxine "Max" Mayfield
Supergirl - Alex Danvers/Maggie Sawyer
Supergirl - Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor
Teen Wolf - Allison Argent/Lydia Martin
Undertale - Alphys/Undyne
Warehouse 13 - Myka Bering/Helena "H.G." Wells
Warrior Nun - Sister Beatrice/Ava Silva
Wednesday (2022) - Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair
Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman - Elphaba Thropp/Galinda Upland
The Wilds (TV 2020) - Shelby Goodkind/Toni Shalifoe
Women's Association Football | Soccer RPF - Tobin Heath/Christen Press
Wynonna Earp - Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught
Xena: Warrior Princess - Gabrielle/Xena
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marianneandbernie · 2 years ago
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Episode 15: "The Ideological Olympics"
[Scene 1: The Opening Ceremony]
The college's annual Ideological Olympics are about to begin. Marianne, Bernie, and POMP (channeling SCAR) are forming an unlikely team to compete against other teams representing various ideologies.
Announcer: (enthusiastic) Welcome to the Ideological Olympics! Prepare for a series of intellectual and physical challenges that will test the limits of your convictions and teamwork!
[Scene 2: Challenge #1 - The Hegelian Dialectic Dash]
In this challenge, teams race to collect pieces of a puzzle representing thesis, antithesis, and synthesis. They must work together to assemble the puzzle correctly.
Marianne: (focused) We need to cooperate to complete this puzzle quickly.
Bernie: (determined) Let's put aside our differences and work together.
POMP (channeling SCAR): (reluctant) Fine, but don't expect me to compromise my beliefs.
[Scene 3: Challenge #2 - The Great Debate Obstacle Course]
In this challenge, teams must navigate a challenging obstacle course while engaging in a structured debate. They must present logical arguments and rebuttals to score points.
Marianne: (passionate) Love is the answer to all our problems.
Bernie: (confident) We need to fight for social and economic justice.
POMP (channeling SCAR): (stubborn) Individualism and self-interest drive progress.
[Scene 4: Challenge #3 - The Philosophy Puzzle Pyramid]
In this challenge, teams must work together to construct a pyramid of blocks representing philosophical concepts. Each layer must support the layer above it logically and ideologically.
Marianne: (concentrated) We need to find common ground to build a strong foundation.
Bernie: (serious) Let's focus on our shared values.
POMP (channeling SCAR): (annoyed) I can't believe I'm working with you two.
[Scene 5: RMEG Discovers the Clues]
Throughout the episode, subtle clues hint at a cunning plan by Judge Judith, who is secretly working to ensure that SCAR ends up in the Trash Compactor of Ideology.
Clue 1: Judith discreetly adjusts the rules of the first challenge, making it more difficult for the team with SCAR.
Clue 2: A conversation between Judith and a member of the HORDE of RANDIANS, discussing ways to sabotage SCAR's team during the second challenge.
Clue 3: Judith is seen tampering with the pyramid blocks in the third challenge, making it harder for the team to build a solid structure.
RMEG: (analytical) The clues are all here. Judith's meddling in the challenges, her connections to the HORDE of RANDIANS... It all leads to SCAR's downfall.
[Scene 6: RMEG Confronts Judith and Wins the Competition]
RMEG confronts Judith during the competition, presenting her findings and accusing her of orchestrating SCAR's downfall. The confrontation is intense, and RMEG's reasoning is so sound that Judith is forced to admit her involvement.
RMEG: (determined) You adjusted the rules of the first challenge, spoke with a RANDIAN about sabotaging our team, and tampered with the pyramid blocks. Admit it, you orchestrated this!
Judith: (defeated) You've got me. Your detective work is impressive.
Rachel Maddow: (impressed) Wow, your journalistic skills are truly remarkable.
[Scene 7: RMEG and Rachel Maddow's Disastrous Date]
Impressed by RMEG's detective skills, Rachel Maddow agrees to go on a date with her. However, the date goes horribly wrong due to irreconcilable differences in their personal beliefs and communication styles.
RMEG: (enthusiastic) So, Rachel, I've always admired your ability to break down complex issues on your show.
Rachel Maddow: (smiling) Thanks, I've always been a fan of your investigative journalism as well.
As the conversation progresses, they start to discuss their personal beliefs, and tensions rise.
RMEG: (frustrated) But how can you ignore the fact that corporate influence in politics is a major issue?
Rachel Maddow: (defensive) I'm not ignoring it, but I think you're oversimplifying the situation.
RMEG: (upset) It's not an oversimplification! It's a key factor in the dysfunction of our democracy!
Rachel Maddow: (exasperated) I understand your point, but there are other factors at play here. You can't just pin everything on corporate influence.
As the argument heats up, they realize that their differences are insurmountable.
RMEG: (hurt) You know what? Maybe this was a mistake.
Rachel Maddow: (disappointed) I think you're right. We're just too different.
They finish their date on a sour note and vow never to speak again.
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nitpickrider · 1 year ago
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These two are either going to scissor or kill each other, there is no inbetween. Captain America 426
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hayleythesugarbowl · 9 months ago
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rachel green x reader headcanons
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • f•r•i•e•n•d•s masterlist ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
a/n: we’re all a little in love with rachel right? on a mission to write hcs for all the friends characters 💋🩰
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dating rachel would include…
ok so you and rachel first met at her office 
wow, it’s not like she’s ever done that before. *cough* gavin, tag, mark (kinda) *cough*
what i’m saying is miss girl has a type
so you both worked in the same department and she started to develop a crush on you
one night when you were both working late
you started talking and it eventually led to you making out on her desk
aaand you’ve been dating ever since 
her friends were a little skeptical at first of her relationship with her coworker 
but eventually as they all got to know you, you became one of the group 
ross took longer than the rest of them to warm up to you ‘because of the history’
honestly rachel spoils you
always giving you fashion advice and buying you clothes
“oh, honey, this looks so good on you. and, you know, now you can throw out those old ones’
she loves your butt
calls you sweetie 
does that thing when you’re holding hands where she traces your hand with her finger
pillow princess 
she writes little sticky notes for you and puts them all over your apartment and in your pockets
and she always smells so good 
she drags you along to all of these spas places and you guys have spa days
she’s really good at giving gifts 
not so great at receiving them
‘oh, sweetie, i love it. it’s beautiful!’
‘rach, do you want the receipt?’
‘no! …. actually, can i just hold onto it?’
but she tries really hard to return only the stuff she really doesn’t want 
when you all do things as a group you and rach are always sneaking off to go spend some time alone
like once when ross brought all of you along on a muesem tour
and you and rachel were bored 
(you can only make fun of abstract art for so long)
so you snuck off to see if you could find something more interesting
and ended up getting caught ‘frolicking’, as the museum guard put it, behind a sculpture of a past president
‘wow, a public place, (y/n)! i don’t know, it’s kind of thrilling! i feel like joey!’
ross was furious 
‘i can’t believe you two! in a place of integrity and knowledge!’
to which rachel said 
‘i don’t know, ross. i saw a lot of people doing what me and (y/n) were doing in some of those greek paintings back there.’
and that ended that conversation
you guys get to spend almost every second together, what with seeing each other at work as well as outside of it
and sometimes it’s hard pretending not to be a couple at your job
lots of sneaky little touches 🤭
all of her friends love you so much and think you bring out the best in her 
(and joey just likes watching you two together)
you guys couldn’t be happier and rachel loves you so much 
…even more than weekend at bernie’s
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope guys enjoyed!! check out my other friends hcs on my masterlist and have a lovely day!! 🎀🖇️
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