#Bernie Rachelle
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
badmovieihave · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Bad movie I have Inside Man 2006
3 notes · View notes
astrobei · 1 year ago
Text
my take on modern will byers is that i don’t think he would be a music snob/music purist in that he refuses to listen to pop or makes fun of it or whatever but i DO think he is a Spotify Wrapped Curator and turns on a private session every time he listens to something remotely “embarrassing.” which is why, when will proudly displays his top five artists and top five songs at the end of the year, el is very confused as to how she heard jenny by studio killers playing in his room for 72 hours straight without it showing up on his end of year stats.
869 notes · View notes
berie-kat · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Art stuff that Ive done the past few days :3
I love my two sillies, and I love Jasper and Rachel so much.
34 notes · View notes
nitpickrider · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
I can't tell who's trying to seduce whom here. Both of these fits are going in for the kill. Captain America 427
116 notes · View notes
thebestcomicking · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
youtube
14 notes · View notes
princelancey · 6 months ago
Text
Rachel: oh isn't that nice Lance waving to his home crowd
The other two for some fucking reason: let's make fun of him!
15 notes · View notes
sebeth · 10 months ago
Text
The Captain's Loves
Tumblr media
21 notes · View notes
crash476 · 2 years ago
Text
Conspiracies and the Problem of Peggy Carter
I bounced really hard off the Captain Carter version of Peggy Carter. For me, it felt like the triumph of her style over any quality she had as a character. I’ve spoken about this before, but I think giving Peggy dementia robbed her of her voice, unable to speak to her past, and thus providing a blank canvas for the writer and audience to use with as they will.
My biggest critique of Peggy’s fans have been this sense that they love her aesthetic and the platitudes over the substance of the character. She became 2010s girlboss. The Agent Carter series did provide the potential to further explore her as a character. It could give her a past pre-dating Steve, show the history of SHIELD, show her as a leader, and delve into the moral complexities of the MCU intelligence side. But that never happened. The show was canceled after two seasons and all we had left was a very marketable aesthetic.
We have some vague notions of what she did during her time as director of SHIELD, but nothing substantial. Then Endgame happened, Chris Evans left for other projects, and the Russos, Markus and McFeely seemed to have scrambled for a way to write out Steve. Steve’s exit seemed like an afterthought at best. As a consequence, whatever lore Peggy had in the main MCU timeline got completely thrown out. This is because Steve Rogers is a heroic paragon and his designated love interest must be above reproach. She is little more than a sexy lamp and when Captain Carter got attention in the What If... series, well she’s even more marketable now! 
The thing that gets me about Peggy’s haters is the level of reaching done to justify their dislike. I’ll get to some of my critiques on how Disney/Marvel Studios handle the espionage side of the MCU (not well). But stay with me here. I need to do some comic book history. 
The MCU Peggy Carter is an amalgamation of a number of love interests Steve’s had over his publication run. Earth-616 Peggy is a retcon love interest. She was introduced in 1966 after Steve’s book was essentially rebooted. Captain America was popular during WWII, but the initial post-war years weren’t kind to superhero comics. Atlas Comics (who later rebranded as Marvel Comics in 1961) tried to rebrand Steve from a Nazi puncher to a Commie smasher that went over like a lead balloon. His book was canceled in 1954 and Stan Lee and Jack Kirby revived Steve in 1964. They came up with the “on ice” backstory we saw in the TFA. The 50s Cap was explained as having been a succession of other characters acting as Steve, such as Jeffrey Mace (Patriot), William Naslund (Spirit of ‘76), and most infamously by William Burnside. 
Anyway, during the 50s, Bucky got shot and was replaced by Steve’s then girlfriend, Betsy Ross (then known as Betty and later goes by the code names Agent 13 and Golden Girl). She is THE original love interest and first appeared in Captain America Comics #1, published in December 1940, created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby. She basically did everything in the 40s comics that Peggy in the 60s (and the MCU by extension) was said to have done. The reason you’ve never heard of her is because of Betty Ross Banner - The Hulk’s main love interest. 40s Betsy got retconned into a relationship with Jeffrey Mace (one of the guys who was a retconned 50s Cap) and now lives in a retirement home.
Sharon and Peggy Carter get introduced in 1966. Sharon’s got a complicated story that we don’t have time to unpack so I’ll just say, Sharon is messy and that’s good. I think it’s good that she’s the Power Broker. Steve later dated glass-blower turned lawyer Bernie Rosenthal, who was introduced in 1980. He’s had an on/off relationship with former villainess Rachel Leighton, aka Diamondback (who was introduced in 1985). And there were romances with fellow super heroines like The Black Widow, Wasp, Rogue, and The Scarlet Witch.
Now we move onto the conspiracy theory Peggy Carter haters adore: Cynthia Glass. 
Cynthia “Cindy” Glass was created in 1991 by Fabian Nicieza and Kevin Maguir for The Adventures of Captain America #1 - #4. She had four total appearances before she was killed. There was apparently a guid book for the MCU where she was mentioned as an inspiration for MCU Peggy, but I’d like to see those receipts before I make a call on the veracity of the claim. But I can see why the Peggy haters claim her as the true inspiration of MCU Peggy. Cynthia kind of looks like Hayley Atwell (if you squint) and is revealed to be a Nazi double agent who gets shot. 
Look, if you don’t like a character (and maybe their actor, too), it’s fine. Just don’t fuck with them and move on, don’t make up shit about a character being a secret Nazi when there’s no actual proof. And don’t say that Cynthia Glass was Cap’s first love when she was a clear retcon that completely contradicts previously established canon regarding Betsy Ross and Peggy Carter. Especially when anyone can look up the publication history. At most MCU Peggy kind of looks like Cynthia and met Steve just before he got the serum. The decision to keep Atwell’s brown hair could easily have come down to “she looks better as a brunette.” Film production decisions are often not that deep. 
Peggy Carter was probably the most convenient love interest to adapt for TFA. She doesn’t have Betsy’s name problem. Sharon needs to be established as being Peggy’s niece to explain why they look so similar. You need to justify a face-turn for Rachel. And the only people who know about Cynthia Glass are those who read the original limited run she was in during the early 90s as it looks like it wasn’t collected into a trade paperback until 2018. Again, film production devisions are not often not that deep.
So now we get to my critiques of how Disney/Marvel Studios have handled Peggy and just the spy genre in general. Spy fiction can vary wildly in terms of tone and just how heroic the protagonist is, but generally the genre leans towards a cynical world view. This is fueled by the author’s own politics, and by their own experiences if they worked in intelligence themselves (ie: John le Carré and Graham Greene). The genre also borrows heavily from hardboiled detectives (think the works of Raymond Chandler) and film noir. In any case, the protagonist is, at best, an anti-hero and sometimes a terrible one. The nature of intelligence work requires moral compromises, both in and out of fiction. If you actually look into how that world operates, it’s honestly more like organized crime backed by a nation’s treasury and given the fig leaf of respectability because you’re “fighting for a cause.” 
This runs headlong into the MCU retcons when it comes to Peggy. By making SHIELD older than originally implied and putting Peggy in charge during the early days, she now has a fuck ton of skeletons in her closet. The problem is that Disney will never produce anything that is critical of the US government or could be as cynical as the spy genre demands. Yes, there was Agents of SHIELD, but that show (and I say this with love) has more in common with NCIS than The Sandbaggers or Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Disney is too scared of biting the hand that feeds. They’re scared of getting cut off from Pentagon money. This is Disney’s lone fear, and it shows how toothless The Falcon and the Winter Soldier was. They just come up to the edge of valid critic, actually showing how the empire works.
Bringing this back to the problem Peggy, because the Russos, Markus and McFeely needed her to be morally pure so she could be Steve’s perfect love interest. She can’t have a past, red on her ledger, or anything that puts her into a compromised position. It’s probably why Steve goes back to 1949 and gets with Peggy before SHIELD really starts. That way, Peggy hasn’t done anything wrong. The audience is asked to forget about Zola and the HYDRA infiltration (though it’s never explained what she knew when). The Bucky situation is a bit different, and the Cynthia Glass conspiracy requires you to forget that in universe the Winter Soldier is treated as an urban legend within the intelligence community. Natasha brings up in TWS that no one can agree if he’s real. Given the few crumbs we have on Peggy’s tenure as director of SHIELD, the most I’m willing to say is that she might have know that the Winter Soldier was real. But with hindsight, I think the HYDRA infiltration was pulled off badly. 
Like if I had my way, the Peggy Steve meets after he’s unfrozen would be played by an older actress like Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, or the late Diana Rigg. That way she can speak for herself in the present. If I had my way, Agent Carter would have lasted longer and Peggy would have become something along the lines of DC’s Amanda Waller mixed with Dench’s M with a dash of George Smiley’s moral grounding. We could get a more accurate understanding of Peggy and SHIELD and even if you still don’t like her, she’s still a character with actual depth. And maybe Captain Carter would just be a fun “what if...” and not a free mulligan. 
Cause it really feels like Disney wants to wipe the slate clean and rewrite Peggy as a morally uncomplicated heroine who can be Steve’s un-problematic girlfriend.
39 notes · View notes
Text
2022 was the year I reconnected with my inner fan. After several years of having been packed up and set in the corner, talking only to herself in hushed tones, she took one look at Bernie Wolfe and Serena Campbell on a windy roof. Suddenly with a great whoosh she was set free again.
Thankfully I remembered that that Tumblr thing was the place for fannishness and not evil birdsite. Maybe it was a google search that brought me here, I don’t know.
And here I found a wonderful set of fun, kind, witty and wicked smart, fannish humans.
Thank you for accepting me into the social circle around the fire of fannish discussion and creation.
And thanks to Serena and Bernie, and Catherine and Jemma for just being!
I can’t wait to see what 2023 will bring!
19 notes · View notes
lil-als · 2 years ago
Text
A historical hunger games simulator (and me)
Jimmy Carter kills everyone.
Tumblr media
Already he’s killed three people.
Tumblr media
Czolgosz and I are hunting together, Robespierre almost killed Bernie, Breckenridge being creepy
Tumblr media
Dammit, Madison. Dammit Czolgosz. Also Coolidge auto corrected to Koolaid when I was making this…
Tumblr media
Oh goodbye Hayne… also who is giving Breck a hatchet? OK Mary.
Tumblr media
Carter kills another one. Weird as fuck alliances. Oh Clay.
Tumblr media
Carter killed another one! And so does Jackson!
Tumblr media
lots of people die. Including me.
Tumblr media
What an anticlimactic death.
Tumblr media
Honestly, she’s the best person to win this. I’m not mad.
Tumblr media
Jim my Carter had six kills. SIX.
4 notes · View notes
ultrameganicolaokay · 25 days ago
Text
Tomb of Dracula #43 ‘Paul Butterworth--The Night-Staker!’ (1976) by Marv Wolfman, Gene Colan and Tom Palmer. Edited by Wolfman. Cover by Bernie Wrightson.
Tumblr media
59 notes · View notes
marianneandbernie · 2 years ago
Text
Episode 15: "The Ideological Olympics"
[Scene 1: The Opening Ceremony]
The college's annual Ideological Olympics are about to begin. Marianne, Bernie, and POMP (channeling SCAR) are forming an unlikely team to compete against other teams representing various ideologies.
Announcer: (enthusiastic) Welcome to the Ideological Olympics! Prepare for a series of intellectual and physical challenges that will test the limits of your convictions and teamwork!
[Scene 2: Challenge #1 - The Hegelian Dialectic Dash]
In this challenge, teams race to collect pieces of a puzzle representing thesis, antithesis, and synthesis. They must work together to assemble the puzzle correctly.
Marianne: (focused) We need to cooperate to complete this puzzle quickly.
Bernie: (determined) Let's put aside our differences and work together.
POMP (channeling SCAR): (reluctant) Fine, but don't expect me to compromise my beliefs.
[Scene 3: Challenge #2 - The Great Debate Obstacle Course]
In this challenge, teams must navigate a challenging obstacle course while engaging in a structured debate. They must present logical arguments and rebuttals to score points.
Marianne: (passionate) Love is the answer to all our problems.
Bernie: (confident) We need to fight for social and economic justice.
POMP (channeling SCAR): (stubborn) Individualism and self-interest drive progress.
[Scene 4: Challenge #3 - The Philosophy Puzzle Pyramid]
In this challenge, teams must work together to construct a pyramid of blocks representing philosophical concepts. Each layer must support the layer above it logically and ideologically.
Marianne: (concentrated) We need to find common ground to build a strong foundation.
Bernie: (serious) Let's focus on our shared values.
POMP (channeling SCAR): (annoyed) I can't believe I'm working with you two.
[Scene 5: RMEG Discovers the Clues]
Throughout the episode, subtle clues hint at a cunning plan by Judge Judith, who is secretly working to ensure that SCAR ends up in the Trash Compactor of Ideology.
Clue 1: Judith discreetly adjusts the rules of the first challenge, making it more difficult for the team with SCAR.
Clue 2: A conversation between Judith and a member of the HORDE of RANDIANS, discussing ways to sabotage SCAR's team during the second challenge.
Clue 3: Judith is seen tampering with the pyramid blocks in the third challenge, making it harder for the team to build a solid structure.
RMEG: (analytical) The clues are all here. Judith's meddling in the challenges, her connections to the HORDE of RANDIANS... It all leads to SCAR's downfall.
[Scene 6: RMEG Confronts Judith and Wins the Competition]
RMEG confronts Judith during the competition, presenting her findings and accusing her of orchestrating SCAR's downfall. The confrontation is intense, and RMEG's reasoning is so sound that Judith is forced to admit her involvement.
RMEG: (determined) You adjusted the rules of the first challenge, spoke with a RANDIAN about sabotaging our team, and tampered with the pyramid blocks. Admit it, you orchestrated this!
Judith: (defeated) You've got me. Your detective work is impressive.
Rachel Maddow: (impressed) Wow, your journalistic skills are truly remarkable.
[Scene 7: RMEG and Rachel Maddow's Disastrous Date]
Impressed by RMEG's detective skills, Rachel Maddow agrees to go on a date with her. However, the date goes horribly wrong due to irreconcilable differences in their personal beliefs and communication styles.
RMEG: (enthusiastic) So, Rachel, I've always admired your ability to break down complex issues on your show.
Rachel Maddow: (smiling) Thanks, I've always been a fan of your investigative journalism as well.
As the conversation progresses, they start to discuss their personal beliefs, and tensions rise.
RMEG: (frustrated) But how can you ignore the fact that corporate influence in politics is a major issue?
Rachel Maddow: (defensive) I'm not ignoring it, but I think you're oversimplifying the situation.
RMEG: (upset) It's not an oversimplification! It's a key factor in the dysfunction of our democracy!
Rachel Maddow: (exasperated) I understand your point, but there are other factors at play here. You can't just pin everything on corporate influence.
As the argument heats up, they realize that their differences are insurmountable.
RMEG: (hurt) You know what? Maybe this was a mistake.
Rachel Maddow: (disappointed) I think you're right. We're just too different.
They finish their date on a sour note and vow never to speak again.
0 notes
hayleythesugarbowl · 7 months ago
Text
rachel green x reader headcanons
Tumblr media
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • f•r•i•e•n•d•s masterlist ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
a/n: we’re all a little in love with rachel right? on a mission to write hcs for all the friends characters 💋🩰
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~°~❦~°~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
dating rachel would include…
ok so you and rachel first met at her office 
wow, it’s not like she’s ever done that before. *cough* gavin, tag, mark (kinda) *cough*
what i’m saying is miss girl has a type
so you both worked in the same department and she started to develop a crush on you
one night when you were both working late
you started talking and it eventually led to you making out on her desk
aaand you’ve been dating ever since 
her friends were a little skeptical at first of her relationship with her coworker 
but eventually as they all got to know you, you became one of the group 
ross took longer than the rest of them to warm up to you ‘because of the history’
honestly rachel spoils you
always giving you fashion advice and buying you clothes
“oh, honey, this looks so good on you. and, you know, now you can throw out those old ones’
she loves your butt
calls you sweetie 
does that thing when you’re holding hands where she traces your hand with her finger
pillow princess 
she writes little sticky notes for you and puts them all over your apartment and in your pockets
and she always smells so good 
she drags you along to all of these spas places and you guys have spa days
she’s really good at giving gifts 
not so great at receiving them
‘oh, sweetie, i love it. it’s beautiful!’
‘rach, do you want the receipt?’
‘no! …. actually, can i just hold onto it?’
but she tries really hard to return only the stuff she really doesn’t want 
when you all do things as a group you and rach are always sneaking off to go spend some time alone
like once when ross brought all of you along on a muesem tour
and you and rachel were bored 
(you can only make fun of abstract art for so long)
so you snuck off to see if you could find something more interesting
and ended up getting caught ‘frolicking’, as the museum guard put it, behind a sculpture of a past president
‘wow, a public place, (y/n)! i don’t know, it’s kind of thrilling! i feel like joey!’
ross was furious 
‘i can’t believe you two! in a place of integrity and knowledge!’
to which rachel said 
‘i don’t know, ross. i saw a lot of people doing what me and (y/n) were doing in some of those greek paintings back there.’
and that ended that conversation
you guys get to spend almost every second together, what with seeing each other at work as well as outside of it
and sometimes it’s hard pretending not to be a couple at your job
lots of sneaky little touches 🤭
all of her friends love you so much and think you bring out the best in her 
(and joey just likes watching you two together)
you guys couldn’t be happier and rachel loves you so much 
…even more than weekend at bernie’s
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~°~❦~°~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope guys enjoyed!! check out my other friends hcs on my masterlist and have a lovely day!! 🎀🖇️
87 notes · View notes
nitpickrider · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
These two are either going to scissor or kill each other, there is no inbetween. Captain America 426
60 notes · View notes
shinyasahalo · 3 months ago
Text
Top 100 AO3 Fem Ships (Aug. 21, 2024)
(F/F) Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor (Supergirl TV/DCU) 21,747 fics
(F/F) Original Female Character/Original Female Character (All Fandoms) 18,594 fics
(F/F) Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time TV) 16,359 fics
(F/F) Clarke Griffin/Lexa (The 100 TV) 13,283 fics
(F/F) Amity Blight/Luz Noceda (The Owl House TV) 12,932 fics
(F/F) Adora/Catra (She-Ra) 12,142 fics
(F/F) Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadows (Marauders/Harry Potter) 9,073 fics
(F/F) Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things TV) 8,694 fics
(F/F) Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long (RWBY) 8,272 fics
(F/F) Korra/Asami Sato (Avatar Legend of Korra) 7,652 fics
(F/F) Caitlyn/Vi (Arcane League of Legends) 6,979 fics
(F/F) Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo (My Hero Academia) 6,826 fics
(F/F) Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair (Wednesday TV/Addams Family) 6,669 fics
(F/F) Alex Danvers/Maggie Sawyer (Supergirl TV/DCU) 6,532 fics
(F/F) Charlie Morningstar/Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel) 6,395 fics
(F/F) Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught (Wynonna Earp TV) 6,156 fics
(F/F) Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee (RWBY) 5,972 fics
(F/F) Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck) 5,528 fics
(F/F) Carmilla | Mircalla Countess Karnstein/Laura (Carmilla) 5,424 fics
(F/F) Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell (Pitch Perfect) 5,410 fics
(F/F) Alphys/Undyne (Undertale) 4,848 fics
(F&F) Clarke Griffin & Lexa (The 100 TV) 4,695 fics
(F/F) Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of 104th (Attack on Titan) 4,483 fics
(F/F) Thirteenth Doctor/Yasmin Khan (Doctor Who TV) 4,482 fics
(F/F) Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter) 3,979 fics
(F/F) Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova (Killing Eve TV) 3,928 fics
(F/F) Maya Bishop/Carina DeLuca (Station 19 TV) 3,773 fics
(F/F) Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce (Glee TV) 3,722 fics
(F/F) Sister Beatrice/Ava Silva (Warrior Nun TV) 3,714 fics
(F/F) Maxine "Max" Caulfield/Chloe Price (Life is Strange) 3,567 fics
(F/F) Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako (My Hero Academia) 3,407 fics
(F/F) Sara Lance/Ava Sharpe (Legends of Tomorrow TV/DCU) 3,394 fics
(F/F) Kara Danvers/Cat Grant (Supergirl TV/DCU) 3,391 fics
(F/F) Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs (Devil Wear Prada) 3,367 fics
(F/F) Mary MacDonald/Lily Evans Potter (Marauders/Harry Potter) 3,337 fics
(F/F) Root | Samantha Groves/Sameen Shaw (Person of Interest TV) 3,335 fics
(F/R) Natasha Romanov/Reader (Marvel) 3,299 fics
(F/F) Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn/DCU) 3,209 fics
(F/F) Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact) 3,197 fics
(F/F) Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko (Genshin Impact) 3,183 fics
(F&F) Alex Danvers & Kara Danvers (Supergirl TV/DCU) 3,135 fics
(F&F) Adora & Catra (She-Ra) 3,134 fics
(F/P) Edelgard von Hresvelg/My Unit | Byleth (Fire Emblem) 3,079 fics
(F&F) Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor (Supergirl TV/DCU) 2,969 fics
(F/F) Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds TV) 2,949 fics
(F/F) Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray (Glee TV) 2,947 fics
(F/F) Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe (Holby City TV) 2,892 fics
(F/F) Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanov (Avengers/Marvel) 2,764 fics
(F/F) Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler (Overwatch) 2,760 fics
(F/F) Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov (Avengers/Marvel) 2,725 fics
(F/R) Wanda Maximoff/Reader (Marvel) 2,713 fics
(F/F) Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson (Harry Potter) 2,682 fics
(F/F) Anna/Elsa (Frozen/Disney Theatrical Universe) 2,680 fics
(F/F) Alicent Hightower/Rhaenyra Targaryen (House of the Dragon TV/Song of Ice and Fire) 2,673 fics
(F/F) Beauregard Lionett/Yasha (Critical Role) 2,669 fics
(F/F) Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) 2,636 fics
(F/F) Jean/Lisa (Genshin Impact) 2,613 fics
(F/F) Hope Mikaelson/Josie Saltzman (Legacies TV/Vampire Diaries) 2,595 fics
(F/F) Cheryl Blossom/Toni Topaz (Riverdale TV/Archie Comics) 2,499 fics
(F/F) Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop (Hawkeye TV/Marvel) 2,478 fics
(F&F) Alya Cesaire | Rena Rouge & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug (Miraculous Ladybug) 2,450 fics
(F/F) Peggy Carter/Angie Martinelli (Agent Carter TV/Marvel) 2,441 fics
(F/F) Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe) 2,434 fics
(F&F) Eda Clawthorne & Luz Noceda (The Owl House) 2,340 fics
(F/F) Hermione Granger/Bellatrix Black Lestrange (Harry Potter) 2,293 fics
(F/P) Shepard/Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect) 2,274 fics
(F/F) Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli (Rizzoli & Isles TV) 2,266 fics
(F/F) Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant (Miraculous Ladybug) 2,260 fics
(F/F) Gwen/Morgana (Merlin TV) 2,244 fics
(F&F) Maya Bishop & Carine DeLuca (Station 19 TV) 2,229 fics
(FGQ/F) Akiyama Mizuki/Shinonome Ena (Project SEKAI) 2,169 fics
(F/F) Toga Himiko/Uraraka Ochako (My Hero Academia) 2,095 fics
(F/F) Allison Argent/Lydia Martin (Teen Wolf TV) 2,073 fics
(F/F) Eleven | Jane Hopper/Maxine "Max" Mayfield (Stranger Things TV) 2,045 fics
(F/F) Diana Cavendish/Atsuko "Akko" Kagari (Little Witch Academia) 2,022 fics
(F/F) Shimizu Kiyoke/Yachi Hitoki (Haikyuu!) 1,923 fics
(F&F) Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov (Black Widow/Marvel) 1,913 fics
(F&F) Original Female Character & Original Female Character (All Fandoms) 1,897 fics
(F/F) Jemma Simmons/Skye | Daisy Johnson (Agents of SHIELD TV/Marvel) 1,886 fics
(F/F) Myaka Bering/Helena "HG" Wells (Warehouse 13 TV) 1,870 fics
(F/F) Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery (Grey's Anatomy TV) 1,861 fics
(F/P) Niijima Makoto/Persona 5 Protagonist (Persona) 1,860 fics
(F/F) Dina/Ellie (The Last of Us) 1,857 fics
(F&F) Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair (Wednesday TV/Addams Family) 1,842 fics
(F/F) Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart (Attack on Titan) 1,839 fics
(F/F) Tara Maclay/Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV) 1,825 fics
(F/F) Laudna/Imogen Temult (Critical Role) 1,814 fics
(F/F) Anne Boonchuy/Marcy Wu (Amphibia) 1,793 fics
(F/F) Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Maki (Jujutsu Kaisen) 1,762 fics
(F/F) Clary Fray/Isabella Lightwood (Shadowhunters TV) 1,755 fics
(F&F) Anna & Elsa (Frozen/Disney Theatrical Universe) 1,742 fics
(F/F) Sansa Stark/Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones TV/Song of Ice and Fire) 1,723 fics
(F/F) Azula/Ty Lee (Avatar Last Airbender) 1,712
(F/F) Kathryn Janeway/Seven of Nine (Star Trek Voyager TV) 1,697 fics
(F&P) Paimon & Traveler (Genshin Impact) 1,687 fics
(F/F) Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV) 1,679 fics
(F/F) Alex Danvers/Kelly Olson (Supergirl TV/DCU) 1,669 fics
(F/F) Azusawa Kohane/Shiraishi An (Project SEKAI) 1,645 fics
(F/F) Tobin Heath/Christen Press (Sports RPF) 1,643 fics
(F/F) Delphine Cormier/Niehaus (Orphan Black TV) 1,635 fics
47 notes · View notes
gaypeopleeatchalk · 1 year ago
Text
Bing! (Chandler Bing x Male Reader)
It was another lovley day in New York, and our group was sitting in Monica and Rachel's apartment. 
"I mean, it's hard to enjoy a cup of ramen noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can she believe she actually thought that?" Chandler asked. We all look at eachother before Rachel speaks up first. "Um... yeah" She laughs nervously under Chandler's gaze. "Well I mean, when I first met you, you know, I thought maybe you might possibly be." Chandler looks at her shocked. "You did?" "Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so I thought 'maybe not'" Chandler sets down his plate. "huh, did uh, did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?" He asked the remainder of us. I coughed awkwardly and Phoebe and Monica replied saying they did. "Not me!" Joey assured. "Yeah, me neither. In college though, Susan Salidore did." Ross answers. "Well did you tell her I'm not?" My heart sank a bit at his words. Like I needed a reminder. "No" Ross replied, resuming eating. He paused again to say "Yeah, it's just cause I kinda wanted to go out with her too. So I told her you were actually seeing Bernie Spellman, who uh, also liked her so." I rolled my eyes. Joey highfived him. 
"Well, this is fascinating. So uh, what is it about me?" Chandler asked. "I don't know, cause you're smart and funny-" Chandler innterupts Phoebe "Ross and Y/n are smart and funny and you don't think that about them" My eyes widened a bit at his statement. I actually was gay, well, bi but still. I've hidden it from my friends because I'm not sure how they'd react, especially Chandler, considering I have a huge crush on him.  "Yeah, right!" They all laughed and I awkwardly laughed along with them. "Well, what is it?" Chandler asked again, clearly upset. "I-I don't know, you just have a, a quality!" Monica responded. Everyone agreed with her. "Oh, oh, a quality. Good, I thought you were going to be vauge about it." Chandler sighed.
Later that day it was just Phoebe, Joey, me, and Rachel Waitressing. Monica and Ross were visiting their sick nana and Chandler was at his apartment doing who knows what. "Hey, do you guys ever think about, um, if one of us were gay?" I asked hesitantly. I need to come out eventually, might as well test the waters. "I wouldn't really care, I've dated a few girls" Phoebe shrugged, making my eyes go wide. "You have?" Joey and I gasped. "Yeah, it's not a big deal. I mean, I like guys too, it's more about the soul, y'know?" She explained. I smiled to myself and nodded my head. I totally understood what she meant. I mean, sure it helps for people to be pretty, but I've always been more focused on a person's personality than anything else. "Wait a minute, why did you ask Y/n? Did Chandler say somethin to ya?" He asked, sounding a bit hopeful. I looked at him quizzically. "No, why?" His face dropped and he insisted it was nothing. 
After a bit Joey went to join Chandler in his apartment, I looked over at Phoebe nervously before scooting a little closer to her. "Um, Pheebs?" She looks up at me to continue. "So, you're attracted to men and women?" She nodded, smiling. "It's ok Y/n, you can say it." Huh, guess she already knew. "I um. I do too." I smile sheepishly. She sweeps me into a hug and squeals as quietly as possible. "Thank god, I know this great guy that you'd absolutely love!" I chuckle at her. Maybe it'd be ok to tell everyone and explore that part of me, maybe go out with a guy or two. "That'd be great, thank you so much Phoebe"
It's been a few weeks since that moment, and I'd decided it was finally time to tell everyone. We were all gathered in the girl's apartment, and I stood up in front of them all. "Ok, so, I have something to tell you all, nut you have to promise me you won't freak out." "Oh god, you didn't get back with Elizabeth. did you?" Monica gasped. I chuckled and shook my head. "No, it's uh... I'm bisexual, it means I um, I like men and women" I smiled sheepishly at the group. There was a moment of silence before Monica and Rachel tackled me in a hug, Joey smiled at me and pats my shoulder, and Ross and Chandler look at me shocked. I was terrified that they'd say something bad but Ross just sputtered out "Good for you!" and came to join the hug. "Ah, what the hell?" Joey smiled and joined in on the hug, as well as Phoebe. Chandler just stood there, gawking, and it terrified me. 
"Sooo, any special guy make you want to share the news?" Monica teased after we all had sat back down. Chandler still hadn't said a word.  "Well, not yet, but Pheebs said she was gonna set me up with someone." I blushed. "Oh! Oh! Alexander, yeah! He said he's free saturday if you want me to set you up for this weekend!" Phoebe cheered. I agreed to it and everyone seemed really excited for me, except for the silent Chandler. 
It was sunday morning, and I yawned as I left my bedroom to grab a cup of coffee. "Hey, N/n, Do you have any eggs?" Joey asked, letting himself into my apartment. "Joe, I gave you that key for emergencies." I nervously laughed, glancing towards my room. "So what? It's not like I'll see anything-" he was cut off by my bedroom door opening and a tall handsome man walked out, calling for me. "Ohhoho, someone got lucky!" Joey teased. I blushed and glared at him "eggs are in the fridge." I grumbled, glancing at the man next to my room. "So, uh, Alex, this is Joey." I awkwardly muttered, The two nodded at eachother. "Hey Joe, whats-" Chandler stopped when he saw the three of us awkwardly standing there. "Oh, that's what."  He huffed, before storming out. "What's his problem?" Alex asked. 
"So, was he hot?" Monica asked me and Joey. "Yeah" I blushed. "Oooo, I knew you two would get along!" Phoebe squealed. "Yeah, it's great" Chandler mumbled. "What's got you down?" "Nothing" He grumbled. "It's just, do we always have t talk about whowe date? Can't we talk about something else?" and there it is, exactly what I feared. He was uncomfortable with me talking about dating a man. I raised an eyebrow "How come you've never had a problem before?" I asked, annoyed. "Well, I, Uh-" He sputtered. "Look Chandler, if you're uncomfortable with me seeing a man just say it!" I huff, storming off.
I sat alone in my apartment, Snuggled up under a blanket, grumbling about Chandler under my breath. Why does it matter to him who I'm dating? It's none of his beeswax! A knock at my door sounded. "I'm not in the mood Pheebs" I assumed she came to comfort me, but the voice coming from behind the door wasn't hers. "Hey, Y/n, it's me." It was Chandler. I stormed over to the door, swinging it open. "What do you want?" I asked sharply. "Look, I-I, I owe you an explanation" "Sure as hell do" I interjected, stepping aside to let him in. "Ok, look, I've only told one other person this before and I don't know how to say it so I'm just going to blurt it out. I'm bisexual and I may like you" He said the last part faster, but I caught it. "R-Really? All this time you, you liked me?" I breathed. "Yes. E-Ever since I met you, you took my breath away. You're handsome, smart, funny, and-and I've only ever liked one guy in college so I thought it was a phase, y'know? I thought there was no way you would like me, because I'd only ever seen you with girls, and then you came out and I thought about tewlling you but you went on a date with that guy and-" I cut him off by smashing my lips onto his. After a few moments of the best kiss I've ever had, we pulled away. "Wow" Chandler breathed. "Sooo, do you wanna head to your room?" He smirked at me. "Bing!" I gasped and hit his chest.
136 notes · View notes