#my hypothetical partner born between 1980 and 1999 would be appropriately endeared *and* alienated by me

[majorbaby]

the 2 people i can see myself cohabiting with in the future are already completely aware that my MASH era was (is!) an unskippable cutscene for all of us BUT - i fantasize constantly about moving in with a hypothetical partner and just leaving little bits of MASH things in deliberate locations around our home, but spaced out far enough that it takes literal years for them to ask me "... wait, are you into mash? Like mash mash [hums the theme song] like meemaw used to watch??? that show from 1969??? hawkaye ?? "