#Bent knees

[mumblelard]

saving the world one couch nap at a time or boba lurks

i went fast and deep and dreamt of a reassuring embrace from behind at long last, then tipping backwards and falling and falling and falling alone back into this body

[shotmrmiller]

on my ex bf simon bullshit esp when he just doesn't care that you broke it off because your x y and z reasons aren't really reasons so he's showing up after being gone for 6+ months cuz of a job (which he did tell you about you just don't remember because you'd been praying your hips would hold out the night he did. looking back at it now it makes a lot of sense as to why you awoke alone. you'd thought he'd just taken the final scrap of pussy and ran for the hills like the bastard he is)

anyway he's home, you're not going anywhere and neither is he, so now you're in the closet nervously punching in your current bf's number because he cannot come over after work like he usually does. (simon is an unmovable object. the only option is getting everyone out and away from where he chooses to be.)

except he's already pulling in the driveway and now you're being told to sit real fucking pretty in the bedroom while simon goes and deals with the unwanted guest.

[solargeist]

Can you pls draw Scarian and kid Xelqua sleeping/ cuddling in Grian's nest bed?🥺🙏

ahaha this doesn't rly work too well buuut... doodle...

just. just imagine the nest there. pillows blankets and plushies.

[puppyeared]

boys night

[ghost-proofbaby]

okay no but bbf!perv!eddie unable to stop his hand from lingering a liiiitttle too long on your skin after he slaps the tattoo. obv he cant do anything too rough (although he would give anything to just be able to dig his fingers in to the soft skin there), but that's almost WORSE because instead you're aware of every one of his fingers on your overly sensitive skin, the warmth of his palm against your stinging ass, both soothing and burning at the same time

he doesn't even realise he's doing it, and you peek over your shoulder and nearly get a jumpscare at just how intense he looks - eyes fixed on where he's touching you, the boy is practically vibrating from holding himself back

HELPPPPPP

he should probably pull away.

he knows he should. he’s well aware his touch has long out-lingered its welcome on your warm skin. but he can’t. he tells his hand to drop, to come back to him, to just fall anywhere else but your ass — all his fingers do in response are curl into the flesh, feeling the soft muscle beneath his joints and his breath catch painfully between his ribs.

all he can do is squeeze softly and stare at where his skin is meeting yours. all he can do is continue to take abnormally deep breaths, teetering on the verge of gasping as his stare starts to burn hotter than where he’d slapped your skin.

“e-eddie?”

you’re all nervous laughter and wide eyes, and it almost makes it worse when you stutter out his name. somewhere between a plea and a sigh, falling between the raveens of asking him to stop touching you and begging him to never stop.

“sorry,” he whispers, but his hand doesn’t move.

“can you…” can you move your hand? can you stop driving me insane? can you stop looking at me like some helpless prey and igniting this damned warmth in my belly that is 10 seconds from turning this entire friendship to ash? “can you do it again?”

eddie munson’s heart officially stops. the last and hardest beat of it echoes in his silent chest and he’s looking up at you wildly, stunned, quietly. for the first time since he’s met you, his tongue has become a foreign and heavy object not fit for his instruction.

and you take his silence as a no. you take his silence as you pushing too far and projecting one too many fantasie onto him for a final time. you take his lack of response as a you just fucked everything up, idiot.

“i’m- fuck, i’m sorry,” you start, “forget i ask-“

“again?”

his hand finally moves, and it’s trailing down now, fingers dancing along the back of your thigh in unsure movements. not ready to no longer feel you. not ready to leave the moment.

piqued interest, palpable curiosity, buzzing eagerness — there’s not one sliver of disgust in his tone.

it’s the only reason you’re brave enough to wear a fragile smile as you nod, cheek lowering to the pillow as you say it more surely this time, “again.”

this time, the slap is more deliberate.

and this time, it lands where you want it. between the apex of your thighs, stinging in a way far more pleasurable than before, making you cry out a bit more surely this time.

maybe it’s his sudden smirk. maybe it’s his dark eyes. or maybe it’s that goddamn tent in his pants and the wet spot he can’t hide from you.

yeah. he’ll do it again. he’ll do it as many times as you ask for it, because this time, he gets it.

you both get it.

[efverse]

please ignore the godawful quality of this but its the closest you're gonna get to an official height chart from me so😔

[macaulaytwins]

Daniel Arlington III the man that you are,,,,,,

[mydairpercabeth]

rip to a real one

[florisbaratheons]

All jokes aside, I wonder what Amos was thinking when he looked up at Willem Blackwood. Willem murdered Amos' brother Jerrel as a child all because Jerrel called him a name, and then his family continued to invade their lands for years to come. Now his young nephew is dead, likely murdered by Willem's other nephew Davos. To Amos, it all began with these Targaryens. So why the fuck would he bow? If he bowed, he'd be betraying his brother. He'd be betraying his nephew. He isn't gonna do that. He'd rather die.

"We choose fire."

[nicomoon69]

Tim and Bernard stopped trying to have missionary sex after the third time bc every time Tim got so embarrassed halfway through he threw Bernard off of him and ran to the bathroom

[pentacass]

[wejustvibing]

☹️🫶🏾.

[ftmsteveraglan]

i find it hysterical when i see people on the fnaf subreddit acting surprised/disgusted that people find william afton hot. like, have they seen matthew lillard? i'd bark too if my boss looked like that

(not to mention the fact that he's not even real, he's not an actual serial killer who murders children, but don't expect people on the internet to understand the difference between fantasy and reality 🙄)

[ryuusea]

no furniture no problem

[iysure]

bleeding

[sidsinning]

Shoutout to that ask that said "you simping a lot for men rn huh,,,mind giving women some love once in awhile?" like damn I really got caught slippin huh

my inbox rlly said "girl stand up"