#Benjamin Lazar

[livelaughlovelams]

So I was just doing some calculations, right?

But, uhm..

Okay bbg I'm sorry I love you but.... Uhm...

Uhm... Okay no my head actually physically hurts🩵

[moreaugriffins]

After watching the League of Gentlemen, and making my way through Inside No 9, I wondered if i could categorise the characters Reece plays.

So with the help of my wonderful partner @workingonit-currently (a big fan of both series), I put together something for The League of Gentlemen characters (reece version).

Working out:

[nofatclips-home]

Kiss You by Cuddle Magic

[sonicziggy]

"Recent Mineral" by Church Chords, Genevieve Artadi, Ricardo Dias Gomes, Elliot Bergman, Benjamin Lazar Davis https://ift.tt/34yQcLO

[perfettamentechic]

Pauline Trigère - Trigère

Pauline Trigère - Trigère #PaulineTrigère #Trigère #maisontrigère #creatoredistile #perfettamentechic

Pauline Trigère, è stata una couturière franco-americana fondatrice del brand Trigère. Gli stili pluripremiata Pauline Trigère raggiunsero l’apice della popolarità negli Stati Uniti negli anni ’50 e ’60. Riconosciuta all’inizio della sua carriera come innovatrice del taglio e della costruzione, Trigère ha portato alle donne di tutte le età di tutto il mondo novità come la tuta, il cappotto senza…

[donotbelasagne]

sorry to hear you're struggling man :( sending you love and happiness!! here's a question that I think about a LOT. if jeremy dyson's 'tlog but everyone wakes up with a tail' idea from apocalypse had actually been made, what kind of tails do you think the characters would have?

Yes!! I made notes during a work meeting lmao

Gonna be honest with you, did this purely on memory which means there's slightly more Reece characters than Steve/Mark, because apparently I don't remember their names (and I didn't want to go "that guy that bothers disabled people").

Chinnery - monkey. It would have a live of its own and it would fuck things up real time.

Judee - Horse. I mean. Look at her. Look. At. Her. Horse (girl) through and through.

Edward - hyena. Bit shit, bit cool. Maniacal laugh.

Tubbs - squirrel. She would throw it over her shoulder and pretend it was a scarf/pet.

Pauline - Badger. Neat, beautiful and stinky :)

Micky - goldfish. He'd be so happy with it as well.

Ross - chinchilla. Not truly a rat, but quite rat like. He would be so not happy with it as well.

Charlie - zebra. Gay version of a horse tbh

Stella - mermaid. No I will not take any questions at this time. Does it replace her legs? Does it need water to survive? Not telling you.

Barbara - Lion. She deserves it.

Harvey - lizard. Because toads don't have tails.

Val - chameleon. Like a lizard, but cooler.

Benjamin - wet cat. Doesn't matter what state he is in, tail always wet cat.

Pops - hippo. When he shits, it gets everywhere.

Bernice - dragon. Because I say so.

Herr Lipp - mouse. Prove me wrong.

Papa Lazarou - shark. Took me ages to come up with this one and I'm still not very happy with it.

Cave guide (can't remember his name soz) - donkey. I actually wrote donkey for multiple Mark characters, so I guess that's just his energy.

Hilary - cow. It would make him cry tears of joy.

Ollie - Peacock. Imagine how fucking annoying that would make him.

Tony - elephant. Purely and solely because he has a massive cock.

Lisgoe - chihuahua. Look at him lmao

Brian - giraffe.

Let me know if I've forgotten any big ones, because I've put zero thought into this. It was a great experience.

[eretzyisrael]

By Lazar Berman

Speaking nearly two weeks after the US election, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu repeatedly criticized the Biden administration’s judgment and policies at major junctions in Israel’s ongoing war against Iran and its proxies.

“The US had reservations and suggested that we not enter Gaza,” said Netanyahu in the Knesset plenum on Monday. “It had reservations about entering Gaza City, Khan Younis, and, most critically, strongly opposed entry into Rafah.”

Administration officials had publicly urged Israel to calibrate its Rafah offensive to minimize civilian harm.

“President Biden told me that if we go in, we will be alone,” Netanyahu said. “He also said that he would stop shipments of important weapons to us. And so he did. A few days later, [US Secretary of State Antony] Blinken appeared and repeated the same things and I told him — we will fight with our nails.”

The US withheld a single shipment of 2,000-lb bombs, allowing all other weapon transfers to continue.

Netanyahu also criticized US positions after Iran’s drone and missile attacks on Israel: “Again, we were told by our friend that there is no need to respond. And I said that sitting and not reacting is not acceptable, and we responded.”

‘Specific component’ in Iran nuke program hit

The prime minister said that the Israeli response last month took out air defense batteries and “inflicted real damage on Iran’s ballistic missile production capability,” as well as targeting its nuclear program.

“It’s not a secret, it has been published,” Netanyahu said. “There is a specific component in their nuclear program that was hit in this attack.”

However, Netanyahu added that Iran’s path to a nuclear weapon has not been blocked. “We’ve delayed it… but it has progressed” over the past few years, he said. Iran has “advanced its enrichment; it still has a long way to go in other areas.” The imperative to stop Iran’s march to the bomb “is on us,” he said.

Israel’s April strike on Iran, Netanyahu said, took out one of four Russian-supplied S-300 surface-to-air missile defense batteries around Tehran. In October, Israel destroyed the remaining three batteries and caused serious damage to Iran’s ballistic missile production capabilities and its ability to produce solid fuel, which is used in long-range ballistic missiles.

Last week, the Axios news site revealed that Israel destroyed an active nuclear weapons research facility in Parchin during last month’s attack on Iran.

[silverview]

@batatadulce9 asked me to do would you rather tlog edition 😌❤️

1. Would you rather live in one of Pop’s rented houses or live with the Dentons?

sorry for being disgusting but i am not a complete stranger to sugaring/fucking gross old men so honestly i think i could cope with pop. it might not even be that bad. and he wouldn't be there ALL the time unlike the dentons

2. Would you rather work in the charity shop with Vinnie and Reenie or in the local shop with Tubs and Edward?

i used to work in a charity shop and it was nice, also i don't want to get serial killed

3. Would you rather go on a date with Dean Tavalouris or Ollie Plimsolls?

ollie because he's cuter and i think we could have a sliightly more normal conversation. do you think he'd be that bossy in bed or would he get all shy and awkward :3c

4. Would you rather go to a gig with Les McQueen or the cinema with Henry and Ally?

definitely the cinema, i already relate to those guys too much & even if they're annoying during the film i still love being at the cinema

5. Would you rather marry Charlie or Mike?

charlieee he's kind of dreamy ngl :)

6. Would you rather watch a Legz Akimbo play or a Bernice Woodall sermon?

both would be good but nothing is funnier than legz akimbo

7. Would you rather be one of Papa Lazarou’s wives or one of Pauline’s dole scum?

dole scum as the lesser of two evils !

8. Would you rather go for an Italian with Judee, Charlie and Tony or a curry with Mike, Brian and Geoff?

italian because a) prefer the food b) less chance of getting threatened with a gun c) more chance of it descending into a weird four-way sex situation <3

9. Would you rather marry Ross or Benjamin?

me and ross would be insane together. i want to try to heal his heart against all odds. fill his house with chintz AND fuck him on the floor. take it in turns to bully each other sexually. defrost that ice queen. normal about him

10. Would you rather work for Mr Chinnery or Herr Lipp?

chinnery – apart from the animal deaths he seems like a pretty nice normal guy !

[fandomsmeantheworldtome]

The way i feel about some tlog characters😂

Benjamin Denton: my husband

Papa Lazarou: my second husband

Pauline Campbell: my wife

Judee Levinson: my second wife

Pamela Doove: my daughter

Ollie Plimsolls: my son

Mickey Michaels: my son

Matthew Chinnery: my brother

Stella Hull: my sister

Edward and Tubbs Tattsyrup: my parents

Valerie Denton and Iris Krell: both my aunts

Ross Gaines: he is so hot but i want to punch him in his face

[f1-stuff]

shuffle your fav playlist & post the first 5 songs. thanks for tagging me @backwardscapcarlos ! ❤️

A Few More Miles - Ben Sollee, Daniel Martin Moore

Cinnamon - Jome

Lillies of the Valley - Jun Miyake

A Love Song Seven Ways - Benjamin Lazar Davis

Fake Empire - The National

I will tag… @elizabethmasen @nottiinrosso @penaltyboxboxbox @mosalahd @f1amboyant 😘❤️ (or ignore this)

[ohimsummer]

ᰔ SUMORU ˎˊ˗

[ childhood bsfs 2 lvrs  ] 

⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂” those two are always getting into trouble. what are they up to, now? “

listening to . . .

♪ chit chat - beach weather 

♪ video games - the young professionals 

♪ talk too much - coin

♪ electric love - børns

♪ a love song seven ways - benjamin lazar davis 

arcade dates, shopping sprees, ‘you hang up first’ ‘that’s cringe…YOU hang up first’, twirling hugs, ‘honey, i’m home!!!!’, brat meets brat, introvert gf + extrovert bf, 0 personal space, goofballs, fighting over the blanket, ‘this reminded me of you’, tickle fights, being annoying as a love language, inside jokes, LOADS of kisses

[sybaritick]

🎶💖🗡️

😌

yayyy thank you

music is gonna have to be a real shot in the dark. what kinda stuff do you listen to? you like A Love Song Seven Ways - Benjamin Lazar Davis? whatever odd situation is going on there relationship-wise somehow makes me think of the way you write relationships in your fanfic and how much i've enjoyed it.

insult, you do inspire that urge to sneeringly ask where you're really from but instead of having racist motivations (god i hope you're white. lest this come off as even more insensitive than it is) i'm just circling spots on the East Coast with my eBay 500mW laser pointer trying not to focus it on any one city too long so I don't burn holes. it's giving DC suburbs, but I coulda misjudged. maybe Connecticut?

weapon i got a real winner for you: this instantly-expanding staff you can twirl around

[commonguttersnipe]

Smash or Pass: "The League of Gentlemen" character edition

Benjamin- SMASH (he’s so…)

Harvey- Pass (He’s too obsessed with toads)

Val- Smash (she’s so pretty)

Barbara- Smash (I love her.)

Ollie- Smash (I want to wear his jumpers)

Edward- Smash (I’m sorry. I’m so goddamn sorry)

Tubbs- Pass (she’s too much like me)

Pauline- Smash (toss me like a pen!)

Ross- SMASH (hottest man possibly ever)

Mickey- Pass (my sweet little boy)

Geoff- Pass (he scares me)

Stella- Smash (she does no wrong)

Charlie- Pass (I feel bad for him)

Les- Pass (he reminds me of my Dad…)

Mr Chinnery- SMASH (he’s so…)

Herr Lipp- Pass (*vomits*)

Judee- SMASH (MOTHER)

Hillary- Smash (now hear me out-)

Bernice- Smash (her in the Christmas special>>>)

Papa Lazarou- Obliterate (BE GONE FOUL CREATURE)

[softsnzstuff]

what’s up man. shit has been rough dog i am. with you.

just to like. give this own thing to think/talk about.

what music have you been really into lately?

Hey Bee!! It’s been. Rough for sure homie 😭 hope you’re doing good with your stuff.

Music ooooof. McFly’s new “Power to Play” has been fucking amazing.

“Waffle House” by the Jonas Brothers

“I bet you’re F*****g” by Benjamin Lazar Davis

“Coal Canary” BB Wisely!

Also some classics. “Cruel Summer” by T Swizzle and “Lavender Forever” by Jake Wesley Rogers 😌

[adventist-angels-watchman-radio]

Israel endorses US plan to extend ceasefire, claims Hamas refusing, warns war can restart

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[dzismis]

Netanjahu przez lata odmawiał zabicia szefów terroru, bagatelizował zagrożenie ze strony Hamasu

Autorzy ToI Staff i Lazar Berman Przyslal Leon Schatz Śledztwo Channel 12 potwierdza schemat bezczynności i prób uspokojenia grupy terrorystycznej, pomimo wielokrotnych ostrzeżeń szefów bezpieczeństwa o inwazji; Premier Benjamin Netanjahu przez lata ignorował ostrzeżenia szefów bezpieczeństwa o rosnącym zagrożeniu ze strony Hamasu w Strefie Gazy i odrzucał wielokrotne propozycje zabicia…