#Behemoth the Cat

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Art of Behemoth from The Master and Margarita

Mercer Mayer

Hanna Benedychuk

Unknown

Chiara di Biagio

Neale Osborn

Main Road Post (For the 2024 film)

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Woland-Gaft. The Master and Margarita

In my opinion, the film adaptation with the participation of Valentin Gaft in the role of Woland was by no means the most successful of all known productions based on this novel (1994). However, the very image of Woland, embodied by Valentin Gaft, seems ideal to me. This is the iconic Woland. Better than him to play the role of Messire could only Conrad Veidt, probably.

He was wearing an expensive grey suit and imported shoes of a matching colour. His grey beret was cocked rakishly over one ear; under his arm he carried a stick with a black knob shaped like a poodle's head. He looked to be a little over forty. Mouth somehow twisted. Clean-shaven. Dark-haired. Right eye black, left — for some reason — green. Dark eyebrows, but one higher than the other. In short, a foreigner.

Then the writers long and unsuccessfully wonder what country he came from and who he is by nationality:

`A German...' thought Berlioz. `An Englishman...' thought Homeless (Ivan Besdomnyi). 'My, he must be hot in those gloves.'

'Excuse me, please,' the approaching man began speaking, with a foreign accent but without distorting the words, 'if, not being your acquaintance, I allow myself... but the subject of your learned conversation is so interesting that...'

Here he politely took off his beret and the friends had nothing left but to stand up and make their bows.

'No, rather a Frenchman ...' thought Berlioz.

'A Pole? ...' thought Homeless (Ivan Besdomnyi).

'You've been invited here as a consultant, Professor?' asked Berlioz.

'Yes, as a consultant.'

"You're German?' Homeless (Ivan Besdomnyi) inquired.'I? ...' the professor repeated and suddenly fell to thinking. 'Yes, perhaps I am German ...' he said.

After the death of Mikhail Berlioz in a tram accident, Ivan Besdomnyi tries to pursue Woland and his entourage:

Ivan gasped, looked into the distance, and saw the hateful stranger. He was already at the exit to Patriarch's Lane; moreover, he was not alone. The more than dubious choirmaster had managed to join him. But that was still not all: the third in this company proved to be a tom-cat, who appeared out of nowhere, huge as a hog, black as soot or as a rook, and with a desperate cavalryman's whiskers. The trio set off down Patriarch's Lane, the cat walking on his hind legs. Ivan sped after the villains and became convinced at once that it — would be very difficult to catch up with them. The trio shot down the lane in an instant and came out on Spiridonovka.

Director of the theater Variety Styopa Likhodeyev (Stephen Evildoer), Mikhail Berlioz's neighbor in communal apartment number 50, wakes up hungover and sees a stranger in front of him. Subsequently, the stranger will be Woland:

'Professor of black magic Woland,' the visitor said weightily, seeing Styopa's difficulty, and he recounted everything in order. Yesterday afternoon he arrived in Moscow from abroad, went immediately to Styopa, and offered his show to the Variety.

In the end, Woland's entire retinue appears in apartment number 50: the jesters Koroviev-Kletchatyi-Fagot (Koroviev-Checkered-Bassoon) and Behemoth the Cat (Cat Behemoth), as well as the demon Azazello:

Before the Satanic Ball:

'Hella, it's time,' said Woland, and Hella disappeared from the room. 'My leg hurts, and now this

'Allow me,' Margarita quietly asked.

Woland looked at her intently and moved his knee towards her. The liquid, hot as lava, burned her hands, but Margarita, without wincing, and trying not to cause any pain, rubbed it into his knee.

Finale of the ball in May in a Moscow apartment:

Woland was in some sort of black chlamys with a steel sword on his hip. He quickly approached Margarita, offered her the cup, and said imperiously: 'Drink!'

Margarita became dizzy, she swayed, but the cup was already at her lips, and voices, she could not make out whose, whispered in both her ears: 'Don't be afraid, Queen ... don't be afraid, Queen, the blood has long since gone into the earth.

On the balustrade of a Moscow house shortly before leaving the city:

'And what is that smoke there on the boulevard?'

That is Griboedov's burning,' replied Azazello.

'It must be supposed that that inseparable pair, Koroviev and Behemoth, stopped by there?'

'Of that there can be no doubt, Messire.'

Again silence fell, and the two on the terrace gazed at the fragmented, dazzling sunlight in the upper-floor windows of the huge buildings facing west. Woland's eye burned like one of those windows, though Woland had his back to the sunset.

Visit of Matthew Levi:

But here something made Woland turn his attention to the round tower behind him on the roof. From its wall stepped a tattered, clay-covered, sullen man in a chiton, in home-made sandals, black-bearded.

'Hah!' exclaimed Woland, looking mockingly at the newcomer. 'Least of all would I expect you here! What have you come with, uninvited guest?''I have come to see you, spirit of evil and sovereign of shadows,' the newcomer replied, glowering inimically at Woland...

[specialshinytrinkets]

[ID: a tweet by steph mccann reading: "girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen". /endID]

[aphidclan-clangen]

Moon 21 Part 2

[phantomrin]

Inktober 2023

Day 14 - Behemoth

'I'm doing no harm - I'm not playing games, I'm mending the Primus,' said the cat with a hostile scowl, ' and I'd better warn you that a cat is an ancient and inviolable animal.'

(Mikhail Bulgakov "The Master and Margarita")

[staiyn]

more memes

in here are some that I really love

They are literally that song, no one can prove me otherwise

Also how are we feeling about them as a love-traingle?

[karaviav]

(im @ex-karaviav reuploading my stuff!!)

the master and margarita shitpost ft behemoth the demon cat 🦀

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(I need a tag for this au)

(I'm taking suggestions)

@hamelin-born @moonraisedsunchild @ertrunkenerwassergeist @cactusprisms @aniseandspearmint @charlottedabookworm

So like. SG-1 is scouting around and they see a herd of weird animals that look like a cross between a unicorn and a gazelle of all things, except kind of weird. But also not the weirdest they have ever seen. And they try to keep their distance, really, they're not stupid enough to approach unknown animals.

Except suddenly the entire herd starts running right at them, so of course they also start running to try to get out of the way. Only it turns out the Space Unicorns are running from a bunch of predators that look like really really big cats. Like, big honkin' space cats.

And oh shit, the Cats decided that humans actually offend them on a personal level, so now the team is really hauling ass to get away. And maybe taking some potshots at the Cats, who basically just shrug it off what the hell, and also they can zap you like their grandma was an electric eel, seriously what the hell, and maybe the team is running in the wrong direction, Daniel! the base is the other way! except is kind of too late to change that.

So they make it to the shore and are running along the beach, at least it's rocky and not sandy that would have been really bad to run along. And it looks like the cats are bored of the chase because they all stopped further back and now are only growling and hissing in their direction and backing away.

. . .

. . .

. . . something is growling real loud behind them.

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: NEWTON (prr) VS BUTTERS (yell!!!)

[naturepunks]

fanart of my own amv i made when i was 11

[psychymify]

I think he's gay. Which is fine. (Shape shifted Behemoth or something idk he should Large)

[howlingday]

Nora: Now put your KAPOW in my KAZING and KAPEW me already~!

Jaune: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

[commodorecliche]

HELP! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD NAME MY NEW BLACK CAT. HE'S A VERY SPECIAL BOI.

HIM SCREM.

[katiekatdragon27]

BATTLEBLOCK THEATER FANS MY SIBLING (and I) POSTED THE SECOND CHAPTER OF THEIR FANFIC ON AO333333!!!

Stamper's Stupendously Stressful Story - Chapter 3 - rainbowwolf120 - BattleBlock Theater [Archive of Our Own]

Also, I'm currently in the works designing some of the main characters and how they look. This one in particular is the big scary cat that drags Stamper to the stage. He's one of my current favorites <33

If anyone has any questions about the fic or anything, feel free to ask @rainbow-wolf120 and/or I and we'll answer👍

Have a lovely day ^^

[staiyn]

Fav Book so more memes