#Becker is grumpy

[jencsi]

Becker and Chris, Season 4, episode "Parannoyed"

[alissonbear-ker]

The Brazil NT is utterly bereft of beauty except for this man here.

WHAT A MAN WHAT A MAN WHAT A MIGHT GOOD MAN

he is so HOT with the brazil national team (back when their outfield players could defend aka when they played fabinho)

[whateverloomis]

hihi! could I request poly!ghostface with an idol reader? afab but any/no pronouns works

The reader just enrolled in the school recently, both to be closer to LA and try and keep the public away. Reader isn't world famous or anything, but has a recognizable name. Maybe has been on a talent show and radio station a few times.

Hi! Thank you for your request anon 💖 This was a very interesting one to work with. I did a lil twist with the LA detail. I don't know if you wanted some saucy smut in here so I kept it on the teasy side, (I love this gif set 😭🙈.)

Warnings: Teasing, inappropriate touching, manipulation, alcohol consumption, getting tipsy, cliffhanger (I think?), unedited

Reader: They/Them pronouns in italics. Reader is AFAB fem presenting.

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"An independent journalist?" Sidney asked, intrigued and confused all at once.

"Yeah, like. Y'know, the people who go around asking questions about crime cases and other crazy news." Tatum answered, filling the group in with the latest gossip.

"Yeah, I got interviewed yesterday, but apparently it's like a low-key thing. Some kind of personal project that might not go public." Randy added and Sidney nodded, processing all the information.

The press being all over town was bad enough, and now some secret journalist or something? She definitely wanted to avoid anymore questions, so she took note in order to avoid anyone that might've seemed, strange? She didn't really know how to handle the situation.

"Hey, how come I haven't gotten a cool secret interview?" Stu asked, pouting like a little kid.

"I don't think someone low-key like that wants to interview your loud ass." Billy replied and Stu faked being hurt. The rest of the group laughed at the boys usual grumpy commentary.

"Look, that's the journalist." Randy whispered and stared in a -not so subtle- way. Everyone else gave their visual attention to the person and Billy raised an eyebrow in amusement. Then he looked at Stu, who also seemed a bit more interested than usual.

They didn't know what to expect from the title "journalist" when it came to appearance but it definitely wasn't this. They had a short black dress on with a cream colored cardigan sweater. Black combat boots and white knee high leg warmers that completed the casual outfit and gave it a touch of cuteness compared to the little dress that hung dangerously close to their ass, threatening to rise up at any moment.

"Well damn." Stu said in a flirty and amused tone. Tatum glared at him and then the group continued their usual chaotic conversations and speculations about the ghost face murder case.

•

Inside the campus, a memorial for Casey Becker and Steve Orth was placed at the end of the main hallway. YN was looking at every detail and every note the students left close to the couples pictures and took notes in their leather journal. It seemed like a casual thing but Billy and Stu knew what was up.

"You think they might have a lead?" Stu questioned as he and Billy walked along the hallway casually, trying to seem like they were doing anything else other than approaching the journalist.

"I don't know... But we better make sure they don't find any." Billy answered and Stu widened this eyes, excitement radiating off him.

"Hooh, what are you suggesting man? We kill them?" Stu whisper-screamed and Billy hit his friends arm. "Would you shut up? That's not what I'm saying... Maybe, a distraction of some sort... A mislead." Billy answered and Stu got even more excited. It was like a game to them, one they knew how to manipulate however they wanted to.

•

After the last class of the day, YN was ready to go to their small apartment and put the pieces together with the info they gathered about the ghost face case.

As they were putting their books and other things into their shoulder bag, Billy approached them. He seemed mysterious to YN and they instantly grew curious. Maybe he knew something about the case?

"YN, right?" He said, his tone slightly flirty.

"Yes, and you are?" YN asked, mimicking his tone and smiling up at him innocently.

Billy let out a breathy laugh, smirking. "Billy. Billy Loomis. I uh, heard you were investigating the ghost face case or something of that sort?" He said, taking a step forward and placing his hand on YNs desk.

"Words getting around huh? Yes. I'm keeping it low-key though. Not everyone peeks my interest with this." They replied and Billy raised an eyebrow.

"No? Do I seem interesting enough?" He asked, smirking down at YN as they chuckled at his flirting and interest.

"Can't deny that you do, Loomis. We can talk. My place at 7? I'd rather be somewhere comfortable." They said and grabbed Billy's hand softly, writing their phone number and address on the palm of his hand with a marker.

Billy looked at it for a second and smiled at YN, nodding and leaning on the desk. "I have a friend too, he has some pretty interesting info as well. I could bring him over, if you'd like." He added and YN thought about it for a second. Other than receiving what seemed like good insight, if his friend was just as attractive as him, they wouldn't mind that one bit.

"Sure, that's fine with me. See you at 7?" YN checked one last time. "We'll be there." Billy replied and watched as they walked past him towards the exit door of the classroom and the boy couldn't help but scan their gorgeous body from head to toe.

•

"Wine?" YN asked the boys and Billy declined. Stu was about to say yes but Billy kicked him under the table.

"Dude, f- Uh, no I'm good. Thanks-" Stu stumbled on his words and YN giggled, pouring themselves a glass. It was perfect, if YN was tipsy enough the boys would be able to twist and turn their words in order to steer YN into the wrong direction with the case. They could also get information out of them and mess around with it too. Perfect plan.

All three of them conversed easily and it got better once YN started to get affected by the alcohol. They told Billy and Stu about how they lived in LA and how it was too overwhelming to live in. After they heard about the small town of Woodsboro and ghost face it didn't only peak their interest, but it was a perfect excuse for them to move out of LA and transfer into a new college. Have a real change in their lifestyle and pursue their journalism dream.

As the conversation went on YN got more intrigued by the boys and what they were saying.

"The thing is that Sidney's dad is missing. And it happened exactly when the murders took place so, it makes total sense that he'd be the prime suspect." Stu commented and YN wrote every single thing down.

Billy was standing close to YN, leaning against the kitchen counter trying to peak at their notes, but he could barely read anything.

"So what else do you have in there?" Billy asked, not caring about keeping his intentions low-key. He moved towards YN who was sitting on a stool, using the counter as a table.

"Nothing you should be concerned about, Loomis." YN answered and took another sip of their second glass of wine that night.

Stu chuckled and placed his hand on top of YNs. "C'mon, you can tell us, we can provide a lot of info."

"Yeah, we have a friend who's a cop too, so we have good insight." Billy continued and kept walking towards YN, sliding his hand against the counter top.

YN giggled at their attempts to get an insight scoop of what they've collected so far, but maybe the boys were right. I mean, they did have a cop as a friend, so that was definitely a good source.

Billy was a few inches away from YN, leaning against the counter top. "C'mon baby, you can tell us. We can keep a secret or two." He said and placed his hand on YNs left thigh.

They were almost drunk at that point and didn't care what they did or said. They were soaked between their legs because of the alcohol effects, plus Billy and Stu being so flirty and straight forward wasn't helping with their needyness.

Stu walked over to YN and stood right behind them. He placed his hands on their arms and soothed them. "We'll even introduce you to our cop friend, it'll be a perfect link for you." He whispered in their ear and they shivered at the sound of his soft voice.

"Mm... That does sound good... but I have a feeling there's a catch." YN said. Even in their tipsy state, they could reason and detect the boys wanted something in return.

"Now we're talking." Billy said and smirked, running his hand up and down YNs thigh. "We don't want much just..." He paused and stepped between YNs legs, running both his hands up their thighs and lifting their dress up the tiniest bit. "Wanna have a little fun with you, that's all..."

"It'll be good for you babe, you'll get exactly what you want, hm?" Stu said softly and placed his large hands on their waist.

YN was nearly melting at their soft touches and in their lack of sobriety Billy and Stu's offer sounded more than satisfying.

"Mm, you have a deal then." They replied and ran their left hand up Billy's chest.

"That's what I like to hear."

[yanako-san]

Combine them to Mr.Krabs (from spongebob squarepants) and Stanley Pines/ Grunkle Stan (from Gravity Falls) to

Hitori Hana Marigold (from Blood n' Gold, my work)

I was gonna add Hank from detroit become human but it didn't suit his grumpy and lack of practice body in him. Hank's personality was basically how he treated Conner, assistance and beckering while being overprotective father to Conner.

I could imagine what's it like when they are in the nightclub lol.

Can't confirm his a con man like Stanley, but he has a charm and energy for business. And how he treated Wendy similar to how Mr.Marigold to Rosemary.

For Mr.Krab, was likely how their dynamic with Spongebob. Between the comparison to Mr.Marigold and Rosemary dynamic, the admiration and devotion Rosemary put a pedestal on Mr.Marigold like his a hero(or a legend lol)

Gosh, i wanna make a comic I actually have the writings but I'm soooo tired. Gosh I'm actually excited to show you all about Mr.Marigold and the rest of my work, his likely my favorite character in Blood n' Gold. Despite I keep drawing Rosemary haha.

And yes he is a womanizer, that Rosemary is going to handle his flaw.

[squeiky]

Oh. My god...??

I just realized, i dont think a collab between whay wilbur soot, tommyinnit, and i dunno who else that was.. like CG5 and i think 2 or 3 other youtubers- actually made a weird stickman universe (the type of shit alan becker makes but irl) here they called eachother green, red, blue, pink, ect, set in the apocoplytic/scientific world.

Somehow, i convinced myself- within MY DREAM that that was real, plausible, and that thinking about doing a series in which this dream could be a reality, is infact just me "copying off" an idea- a video- THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST OUTSIDE OF MY MIND????????

THATS IT. IM DONE WITH MY STUPID PERFECTIONISM AND FEAR OF BEING A COPYCAT- IF MY FUCKING DREAMS DO THIS TO ME.

Also, apperently i wanted to marry green. Just because like he was so cool ;-;. I cant eveb remember why. I just know that i really like blue because he was a cool mix of lenardo from rottmt and sonic, but also a very big whiny failboy so i started getting annoyed by his antics. And then purple was like, ever anime person with glasses ever. Intelligent stoic smart.. pink.. i cant remember how she started off as, but i know by the end she helped save me and was a pretty cool resiliance leader. Stuck with me all the untill the end where we got into the sacrafice cult room, and even discovering more "test chambers" similar to the one i was in (its like poppyplaytime boiled down to a single corridor, that looks like a childrens decorated classroom wall), and crossed to the true original one, where i learned about the truth of this all. She cared for me a lot and was super cool. At some point i called her "cherrybomb" because well... she was reddish, and yeah.

Black and white was there, thy were both eneimes (gaurds) i had to face off, but i dunno what happened to black. But i think white had a redemption arc, and started helping me escape/survive.

Those so far are the only colors i can remember who helped me escape the confindes of the hellscape i found myself in (untill i realized that i all just leads down to the cult sacarfice room, which sucks ass.)

If red was there he probably was angry or grumpy. But tbh i dunno how big the teams was cause i barely remeber other colors, or if they were at all signifigant.

Also: had to escape some weird playground area by not getting shot by water type pokemon who kept spitting water at me (i had to shoot my water gun at the first to progress) and when i was done with that- turrets came out of the ground and threatened to shoot me to death. In the jungle gym, i managed to find the stuff to turn them off.

Not sure if pink started off bad. My brain is telling me she was a officer/guard befoee having sympathy and helping me to escape. I remeberher using her status to talk to another guard during our escape to go ourside the facility. And plus she had extra knowledge on both all the previous test chambers/corridors and how it wasnt always perfect, with many of the "traditionally classroom freindly animals" not being on there- like cows being eels and what not. And then instead of going to the direct end of the corridor, she brought me to this secret door i never noticed, in which some guy was inside there, and.. i think it was some messy as computer room? That or a direct way to enter the cult sacrafice room (which literally looks like a colluseem, where apperently a giant monster god will come down and eat you, whilst cloacked hodded figures- still stickmen- qwill watch and say nothing about. Tberes one guy who give you robes, hes the only cloaked morherfucker that speaks and announces things, and stands of the little platform on the bottom of the colluesem).

Okay the end.

[faescreams]

𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 ──

𝜗𝒞 ̇🎧 ̟ ❛ ＧＡＢＲＩＥＬＬＡ Ｏ＇ＮＥＩＬＬ．

── 𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘛𝘚

full name :   gabriella anne-marie o'neil .

aliases :  gabby . gabs . she's not fond of either

faceclaim :  ryan destiny .

species : banshee .

age :  twenty - two .

sexuality :  bisexual .

gender :  cis woman .

pronouns :  she / her .

height :  5'5 .

date of birth :  march 19th .

zodiac sign:  pisces .

occupation : library assistant at new salem public library .

living situation : howl hall .

appearance details : dark brown hair, often straightened and kept neatly. perpetually seems to have teary eyes. more often than not wearing headphones to drown out the sounds of spirits warnings and whispers. dresses in a style that can be described as preppy, borderline business casual - plaids, pin stripes, skirts, blouses, and blazers when at work. and more casual with oversized sweaters , jeans, mini skirts, and tank tops in various prints.

── 𝘈𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘛 .

being a banshee is considered a generational curse in the o'neill lineage - it would fall upon the eldest daughter of the first born son for each family. it was one that her current family had thought skipped a generation until gabriella got the warning of her brother's death at the mere age of 8.

despite the incident not being her fault, there was a heavy close of resentment that hung over the o'neill family after all that happened. this led to sent away to boarding schools until she graduated from high school.

when she came home, she only managed to stick around for a few years before her parents demanded asked she go off to college to continue her education. hence gabriella being sent to monster university with all expenses paid. anything for her to not bring what was seen as bad luck back into their lives.

now gabriella attends the university, keeping to herself for the most part and trying her best to avoid trouble.

── 𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘕𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕𝘚

RAMONA WALSH ── roommate.

PERRY ALMAZAN ── equally grumpy friend.

FRED BECKER ── (more than) one night stand and fond annoyance.

ALONDRA CUCO ── academic rival.

ALWAYS DOWN FOR MORE - <3 let's plot.

[feith-rikya]

All these characters are from an RPG campaign called; Gehenna's Gates, set in the world of Vampire The Masquerade. Feel free to ask any questions!

We take a moment to celebrate our fallen friends in this campaign

Felix: Felix, our resolute Gangrel companion, embodied the wild spirit of his clan with an appearance weathered by nocturnal adventures. In pivotal moments, Felix displayed unwavering courage, standing as a stalwart defender of our coterie aginst Anselm. Tragically, he met his demise at the hands of the Black Hand, choosing to sacrifice himself to safeguard critical information. In his final act, Felix cemented his legacy as a valiant Gangrel, leaving an indelible mark on the shared tapestry of our nocturnal history.

Meinwald Willem Becker: Former Sheriff of London. A Brujah as strong as a titan but with a good heart, who left from the darkest and most gloomy place in the vampiric world, devoted to hatred and wickedness. Returned with his own strength to find the light for himself and others. So strong and kind that he tamed Spain's most dangerous Lasombra, establishing a deep relationship with him. He was a beacon for the group and his death left incurable scars.

Raphael: Raphael, the archangel, stood as the epitome of celestial strength and benevolence, radiating an aura of divine grace. With golden wings that spanned the heavens and eyes that held the wisdom of eons, he was the paragon among angels. His countenance reflected both compassion and unwavering determination. Tragically, Raphael met his end defending a human soul from the malevolent grasp of his brother, Lucifer, catalyzing the tumultuous events of Gehenna. In sacrificing himself, Raphael's celestial essence transcended, and he emerged as a guiding spirit for Danya, offering wisdom and protection from the shadows as she navigated the intricate tapestry of the supernatural realm.

O'Connel: O'Connel, our irascible Nosferatu, embodied a grumpy and cantankerous demeanor, his visage marred by the grotesque features characteristic of his clan. Despite his surly disposition, his keen insight and tenacity proved invaluable to the coterie when uncovering a spy in their midst. Transcending his initial role, O'Connel became the linchpin of the coterie's technological endeavors, utilizing his skills to bolster their defenses. Tragically, his unlife met a grim end at the hands of the Kuei-Jin, who claimed his head in a chilling confrontation. O'Connel's demise left a void, marking the end of a tumultuous but indispensable chapter in the coterie's history.

[ohmytomorrowisthursday]

Until I Fall - Part Seven

Levi Ackerman x Fem Reader.

Eventual romance but this is a slow burn, definitely angsty and darker. It will also focus a lot on Hange, Erwin and the original scouts. Eren and the 104th training corps will be around but I’m focusing on the older characters in here. Your self insert name is ‘Azeria Becker’ pronouns She/Her/Hers. Using a name because don’t like using ‘y/n’.  

Cannon universe. I wrote this for myself but I hope that you enjoy it, too lol <3

As you stood in front of Levi on that final day, you couldnt help but remember every last moment of your time in the scouts. How had you gone from that scrawny young rookie trying to fight titans to Erwin’s right-hand soldier who overthrew the government and was about to charge to your death? It was never fair, you’d never get enough time together. Standing before him, his eyes full of the sadness of the truth, it hurt too much to say Goodbye, don’t forget me. I’ll love you forever, so instead you said the only word that you could manage to speak; Survive.

cw: imagine literally every awful/gory thing that happens in SNK. Death, violence and gore. Drinking, sex.

I will be releasing 2 chapters at a time every few days. You can find all chapters here.

You were up and ready for your early morning training faster than usual. It was so hard to fall asleep, you were far too excited; Ilse and you talked for hours about the next expedition. And Levi. You hadn't expected him to do this for you. It's not that he was unkind, its just that it seemed like he found you annoying. Maybe you were wrong about him. There was so much that you still didn't know. He was older than you by a few years- not too many, but life seemed to have wore his edges down. His eyes were tired and you could tell he had been through hell. Maybe one day he would finally open up and tell you more.

The winter air felt like ice when you went out to train int he morning. "Hey, moron," Levi remarked as he met with you in front of your dormitory, "Wipe that stupid look off your face, it's too early to be this happy."

You kept walking, happy to ignore his grumpy disposition.  "You know what," you said with a little hum, "You can't ruin my mood today. I'm too excited about joining Captain Erwin on the next expedition."

"Tsk. Don't get your hopes up too high. If you stay this bad it'll be your first and last time out with us." He groaned, but you knew that you were up for it. You had only gotten faster and stronger since the 26th expedition out, and it was bound to be easier this time.

"You're just mad that I'm as good as you now, and that's why you don't want me to join," You nudge him a little and he grumbled. "Let's just see what happens, brat."

Training with Erwin was not like training with your previous squad. They spent more time sitting around tables and planning than running drills. Erwin was confident and to the point. They had new gear that he wanted to test out; signal guns that had different colours to indicate whether a titan was spotted, the area was clear, or if there was a problem. It made you nervous to have to test out new equipment with them; you had never even fought alongside them, what if you messed everything up?

Finally, it was time to drill. "Azeria, how are you feeling?" Erwin asked you. He seemed kind, but he wasn't soft when he spoke. He was like a king among men when it came to the scout; so many of you were rough around the edges, scared and motivated by survival. Captain Erwin never seemed to feel any of it, or at least if he did it was buried in some vault deep behind his eyes. He was always perfectly composed. "I'm okay, Captain. I've never used a signal gun like this before." You examined the contraption in your hands; it wasn't like the handguns you had seen the Military Police carrying; instead it was small and light, with a wide barrel for the smoke bombs.

"You'll be just fine. It's a new tactic for everyone, just do your best."

And so, you did. Even though it was just training, everyone seemed as ready as they'd be in a real battle. Mike and Levi were by far the fastest, disappearing into the trees before your eyes. It only became apparent as to where they were when you saw the smoke signal up in the sky. Hange; they were the boldest. When a 'titan' was spotted she always found a creative way to maneuver herself into a high range spot as fast as she could. Her and Moblit took on the titans as a team. You were paired with Oliver; a soldier from the training corps before you. He was young, but had managed to kill 2 titans during his first two missions. "Okay, rookie, here's the plan; you do the spotting and I'll do the killing," He said. You let out a snort.

"Fine, but you'll have to keep up with me!" You clipped your horse and ran straight ahead into the woods. "Hey!" He yelled after you. You were determined to prove yourself to Erwin and the group; you wouldn't be slowing them down. You spotted the fake titan in the bushes and let out a flair. "Good, Azeria! Keep it up!" Erwin called from behind. Using your ODM gear you shot up into the trees to practice luring the titan, Oliver flew in a few seconds later and sliced the neck. "How are you so fast?!" He exclaimed, landing on the tree beside you. It made you even more determined to do well.

Behind, Erwin was riding with Hange, watching the teams youngest soldiers. "Hmmf," Hange let out a laugh, "Not bad for a trainee." Erwin smiled. "Not bad at all."

After running the drill you were exhausted. Dinner could not come fast enough. Erwin's squad was the first in; the group was so experienced that training at times seemed a little pointless. There was no way Levi and Mike needed to run drills.

"You did well today," Hange said, joining you at the table. Your cheeks were pink with exhaustion and you couldn't even imagine what your hair looked like. "Thank you, but I think you all just make it easy for me." They smiled, "A team is only good if everyone works together. Just because you're new doesn't mean that you're worse; we've just had more time to fight those monsters than you."

You paused, staring at your plate. "I just don't want to hold us back. When we're back out there."

"You won't. I know you wont. Making it back alive from your first expedition is a good sign that you'll survive, and if you keep doing what you did today, you'll be fine." Hange replied, "Plus, I'm certain that Levi's been making sure that you're ready." You looked over to him, sitting down at the other end of the table. He glanced over at you, and let out a smile. You felt your chest tighten a little and your cheeks go pink. Why do I want to impress you so bad? All you wanted was to see him smile more.

chapter eight

[m1lky-wayz]

Red!

(NO HE SQUISH-)

Red:

(Daniel Becker)

Gender: Male

Age: 27

Height: 5’ 8”

Birthday: November 15, Germany

Species: Human

Likes:

Black forest cake

Night time

Reading

Sunny days

Snow White

Dislikes:

Rain

Alcohol

Hunters

The Narrator

Snow

The unpredictable

Appearance:

White skin with multiple faded scars.

Yellow eyes.

Black short hair.

A red hood that covers most of his brown shirt.

Bandaged left arm

Brown leather gloves

Dark brown belt with a gold clasp

Dark brown baggy pants

Brown leather boots

A red long cape

Traits:

Grumpy

Introvert

Serious

Flaws:

Mistrustful

Skeptical

Gets angered easily

Close minded

Trauma:

Thought best friend died

Murdered two people against will

Quote: “”

Weapon of choice: Crossbow

Backstory: WIP (as in ik what to do but dont know how to do it)

[jencsi]

Becker and Chris Season 4 “Mis-steaks”

[allthingsdarkanddirty]

COVER REVEAL

We are excited to reveal the cover for NOT FAKING IT WITH JULES by Micki Fredricks releasing 7/11!

#PreOrderHere: Amazon.com: Not Faking it with Jules eBook : Fredricks, Micki

TROPES:

Grumpy Sunshine

Fake Boyfriend

Friends to lovers

Small Town Romance

ABOUT THE BOOK:

Jules:

It all started with a foolproof plan and ended in a dumpster fire. How did I screw things up so badly?

Two words.

Leo Dorsey.

With his disgustingly perfect lips, dark blue eyes, and the type of hair that begs you to run your hands through it.

But that attitude… whew! He growls more than he speaks.

When he approaches me with a proposition, I have a decision to make. I can either help him get his ex-girlfriend back and he’ll return the favor by getting me an interview for my dream job, or I can remain stuck in my little hometown of Blueberry Pointe.

Sounds easy enough, right? Except nothing is easy with Leo.

Leo:

I needed one thing from Jules. Show me what a woman wants in a relationship while acting as my fake girlfriend, and I'd give her a chance she wouldn't otherwise have.

She gets the job and I get the girl. We both walk away happy and with a new start to life.

It’s a solid plan until it isn’t.

The problem is, I realized too late in the game, there’s nothing fake about having your heart broken by Jules Becker.

Now, I just need to make her understand that faking it isn’t an option anymore.

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[beckers-betch]

I got grumpy bear 💕

[somewillwin]

Cynthia & Julia reluctantly snuggling!!!

Julia would never be reluctant to snuggling....

[bma-2020]

This is just a remake of this that I had made for @myrkvae probably 5 years ago at this point 

[playbucky]

Double Date

Requested by @captain-shannon-becker​ – Ahhhhh some leverage requests coming your way now :P Can I have one of Eliot Spencer x reader. Something along the lines of Parker or Hardison won a double date voucher and don’t have anyone to go with. Reader and Eliot together on the downlow and the reader jumps in and says her and Eliot will go and that’s how the team learns about them?? Characters – Eliot x Reader, Parker, Hardison, Sophie, Nate. Word Count – 644.

‘What’s wrong with you guys?’ You asked, taking the seat next to Eliot. ‘We won a couples dinner, and it’s a double date.’ Hardison said, Parker kept flicking the piece of paper. ‘And?’ Eliot asked. ‘Well we don’t have anyone to go with.’ He explained. ‘I mean, you’re a womaniser that has a different woman most nights.’ He said, Eliot glanced at you and you ignored him, but he noticed the smirk playing on your lips. ‘And well, we don’t know anything about you.’ Hardison pointed his beer bottle at you. ‘Okay, well when is your dinner for?’ You asked, leaning closer Parker let you see the paper. ‘Tomorrow night.’ She said, you pursed your lips. ‘Well, send me the address and ill met you there with my mystery man.’ You told them, they looked at each other as Eliot raised an eyebrow at you. ‘You’ve got a boyfriend?’ She asked, you tilted your head to the side, running your finger up and down the side of the bottle. ‘Well, I have a boy who is a friend.’ You told her, the boys looked at you. ‘Do you fondue together?’ Parker asked, you smiled widely. ‘You are so cute, and yes we do.’ You told her before you turned in your seat and stood up.

‘And why are you dragging me along?’ He asked roughly, rolling the sleeves up on his shirt. ‘stop being grumpy just cause you’re wearing long sleeves, you can stay here, and I’ll go chose a man off the street to join me.’ You said motioning to the few men that were walking across the street, he huffed out before following you out of the car, his hand resting on your back as you crossed the road. ‘Can I help you?’ The lady at the front asked, you smiled nicely at her. ‘Yeah, we’re meeting our friends here. Hardison?’ You said, she looked at you and then back at Eliot before nodding, grabbing two menus and guiding you through. ‘Here you go.’ She said. ‘Thank you.’ You told her, she nodded before disappearing. ‘Please tell me this is a joke?’ Hardison said, they watched as Eliot pulled out the chair and pushed it in as you sat down. ‘Does it look like a joke?’ Eliot asked, you hit the side of his arm and both of them looked at you. ‘Will you two please behave like adults, this is Parkers first date and mine in a long time.’ You said, they looked at each other before looking at Parker who was smiling and dancing in her seat as she read the menu, they both nodded before picking up their own. ‘Thank you, and I could be worse, Nate and Sophie could be here.’ ‘Ehh.’ Hardison said, you looked at him. ‘What?’ You asked. ‘Do you get message from the devil?’ He asked, you looked at him confused before you turned around, Eliot copying you and your jaw dropped. ‘Okay, we don’t need to-.’ Eliot started. ‘Sophie!’ Parker called out, the pair of them turned around and looked at Parker before looking over the table, you all gave them a wave before they had a discussing, Nate pointing towards the back before she pulled him over. ‘What are you guys doing here?’ Sophie asked as Nate stood by her with a surprised but bored expression. ‘It was meant to be a double date.’ Eliot replied, their brows dropped. ‘Double date?’ They both asked together. ‘You guys are dating?’ Sophie asked you and Eliot shocked. ‘Yes, we are now are you going back to your designated table or are you going to work your magic and get on added onto us?’ You asked, the pair looked at each other before nodding. ‘We’ll leave you four to yourselves, but I want to know everything tomorrow.’ She warned you, you nodded before they disappeared.

[mariska]

i think michael from the good place is the reincarnation of dr. john becker after he gets sent to purgatory for being grumpy all the time when he was alive siri send post