#Because you have to be a monster to do this irl lmfao

[justaregularken]

Doctor taking advantage of your lack of medical knowledge to push your body and abuse it as they please 🤧🤧

[quiet-saint]

sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ!ɴᴇʀᴏ ʜᴄs

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With just a splash of Nero/gn!reader

Cw: slight nsfw/suggestive. Nothing serious just a toy is mentioned near the end.

A/n: Might be ooc as this is the first time I'm writing anything for Nero. Purely self-indulgent ngl. Already working on a pt 2 ft more nero/reader tbh, I just really like this idea. +18 pls.

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• Not a huge streamer but still pretty popular. Has been streaming on and off for like, four years before he got popular.

• There's definitely a compilation out there of his funniest gamer rage moments. The majority of the time Nero isn't even mad at the game, Nico purposefully annoys him whenever they play together. People love their dynamic.

• Has kicked her from the group but then she'll just watch the stream and irritate him in the chat. It's pretty pointless to kick Nico from the group though because she can and has come down to his room just to pop up in his live irl. Anytime this happens chat starts a 'Nico Nation' chain and Nero jokingly threatens to end the stream.

• People bring up his "pretty boy phase" constantly in which Nero's hair was longer and he wore jewelery, saying they miss it and he should bring it back. Nero's a little shy/embarrassed when people bring up his early streaming days but he is in the process of growing his hair out. You were the one to fully convince him.

• Loves interacting with his audience even though they're a little outta pocket sometimes. "Chat who the hell said they only watch my streams for Nico? Dude your name is literally–" squints his eyes in confusion and disbelief "Nerofeetpicswhen oh my gOD!"

• Plays more light-hearted, easy games most of the time. Plays fortnite but not often. Teams up on overwatch with Nico, V, and You (Nero gives mercy main energy don't ask me why)

• Will play horror games but gets jumpscared super easy. Curses a lot during those streams. Damn near shatters eardrums with his shouting.

• His favorite streams are when he has one of his friends there with him at home. Especially if it's you.

• Will do a stream as an excuse to have you over. "Dude I spent the weekend at your house just last week?" "Aw c'mon it'll be fun!" As if you really needed any persuading. It's nice to hear him beg though, isn't it?

• Gets so excited to tweet about it too. Lowkey giddy about it.

• Will be the type to say "can't end on a loss guys." Even though his rank is dropping.

• Everyone loves his wii-sports streams. Nero once broke his tv on live because he didn't use the wii strap while playing baseball. People still bring it up and he gets embarrassed because just moments before it happened chat was warning him.

• Had V over for the weekend once and they were playing wii tennis in his room but there wasn't enough space. As a result Nero ended up swinging hard and clocking V in the face, giving him a bloody nose. He still feels so bad for it. Especially because Nero gets tagged in videos titled "Nero hits V on stream NOT CLICKBAIT" V thinks it's funny.

• Nero gets so happy to do fanmail livestreams. Loves opening all the things fans send him. Displays art proudly on his walls as well as all the plushies and figures people send. By the end of the fanmail streams Nero is wearing a different, clashing outfit because of the clothing he receives.

• Although sometimes the packages are a little inappropriate.

• Nico once went through the trouble of ordering and sending a ridiculously huge dildo. He felt the weight and shape through the packaging and, due to the note left with the gift, Nero knew it was her immediately. It's still sitting in his closet in the corner because he doesn't know how to get rid of it.

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Nero drinks Monster. His top two choices are Pipeline punch or Ultra blue. If he drinks one on stream he'll say "monster sponsor me" lmfao

[alyxdefoisnthere]

Mod D: This blog has so many trigger warnings I can't be arsed to name them, so for this reason PROCEED WITH CAUTION, now you can't say I didn't warn you because it's in all caps in my intro post so haha fuck you.

I am female unless I'm not, then I'm male unless I'm not, then I'm neither unless I'm not, then I'm both unless I'm no-....... In other words, I use she/he/they pronouns.

(Yoinked from @xdynomite )

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-@millie-of-imp (A SECOND MOD D BLOG?! WHAAAAT?!?!)

-@alastor-the-demon (my bestest friend in all of the 9 circles of hell, like a father to me :3)

-@alastorthisisthetea (married dad)

-@siempreminta (one and only mum, is married to married dad)

-@mcalastor (minimum wage dad)

-@leo-velaz (Father Leo <3)

-@sketchbuddies (sketch and crystal are my children)

-@stampy-offical (My future husband, come at him and you'll find your heart in his hands... Literally)

-@xdynomite (my Americunt™ boy, come at me hoe)

-@bachirathebumblebee145 (my IRL school pookie, follow her or I'll hunt you down)

-@possibly-astraeus (cool guy James :D)

-@kip-davis (fellow Brit)

-@ilovemydogrykersomuch

-@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer (my child who's older than me, hurt them and I'll kill you)

-@autistic-katara

-@astro-raven-power (My lil sis)

-@king--of--ducks (Step dad Luci, married to minimum wage dad)

-@nerdyquestier

-@cursed-cat-alastor (my pet cat because i like cats more than dogs :3)

-@flowersbringsadness (my very precious pup)

-@cherri-is-bomb (big sis cherri)

-@weapon-collector-odette (sister)

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-@vox-tv-demon (my father)

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EVERYONE ON THIS POST IS THE GOAT AND THEY NEED TO KNOW THAT, SPAM THEM WITH ALL OF YOUR LOVE....or else

go check everyone on this post out or i will personally come to your house an make a Ramsay level meal out of you

What is my goofy ass doing right now?

I am everywhere and nowhere at the same time heeheee

in other words, cus im me, i naturally had a strike of bad luck and can now only use tumblr at my friend's house or when she's with me

Mod Status: On my period and about to puke 🥰

My dad is a prick, fuck you

NOTIFICATION GOAL: More than 3, im not online enough to care, as long as my friends who talk to me in DM's regularly respond to me, im not fussed

OMFG I HAVE A SCHEDULE?!?!

Online whenever I can when my friend is with me or I'm with her (Thank you C)

MONSTER CAN COLLECTION LIST

-Bad Apple

-Pipeline Punch

-Pacific Punch

-Lewis Hamilton (special edition)

-Ultra Black

-Orange Dreamsicle

-Mango Loco

-Khaotic

-MXXD

-Ultra Strawberry dreams

-Original

-Nitro

-White pineapple

-Ultra rosa

-Ultra golden pineapple

-Aussie Lemonade

-Ultra peachy keen

ALL ABOUT ME, MOD D

My name is Alyx Danielle GH (not giving yall my full name lmfao), I go by Danielle both here and IRL. I dont like the name Alyx because I associate it with the trauma I went through as a young child and I hate the fact my PRICK OF A DAD chose that name. My dad is not a very nice parent, he told me I would be a druggie, alchie (alchoholic) and a slag by the time im 16, yeeeaahhh....real nice parenting. Im genderfluid, presenting as female, bisexual, my birthday is January 28th 2010 making me 14. I was born in a small city here in England and I am 3/4 Irish. I like to draw, read (I reccommend strangeways) and bake, I suffer with physical and mental health problems including Anxiety, ASD and ADHD. I dont like fakes, homphobes pedos, bigots, racists etc, so if youre any of these...BACK OFF OF MY SILLY AHH RP BLOG

ALL ABOUT ALYX

Alyx is alot of things, the first thing that will stick out is that she's a dark angel and resembles Alastor, they're best friends, not family, she has loads of brothers and sisters, her favourite is MJ, she has a husband (Stampy) and two daughters (Sketch and Crystal), they're adopted and she'd love a biological child one day, she herself is adopted and her mother is Dove with 2 baby sisters (Abigail and Catorina), she has quite a few fathers.....the first one she would go to is Leo, Vox, or Doves husband Alastor, she loves T to bits and if any harm comes ro anyone she knows, blood will be shed. She's mute so when she's communicating it's through a notebook and looks like "this"

VERY IMPORTANT

@leo-velaz is THE GOAT, Mod E very kindly runs my account if I'm offline for an extended period of time and I owe my entire account to them.

(The above was yoinked from @kip-davis)

[isa-ghost]

Isa my darling! Happy Birthday, albeit a couple of days early.

Seeing you screech in Philza's streams because Apollo hit you with that dodgeball yet again makes me giggle a lot.

How about since headcanon's for qPhilza's past/pre island relationship with qFit. How they got to know each other, and how quickly they became friends?

Idr if I said this on Tumblr yet but deadass I asked Apollo on my pendulum if qPhil is his blorbo and he said yes. He's been as invested in shit as me and it's been hilarious. I literally have crows yelling at me irl to keep writing rn but I'm answering headcanons first.

The entire time I've been distracted between writing these, crows have been yelling at me about it. Which. Is how Apollo communicates with me when I'm not actively talking to him through readings LMFAO.

Also thank you for the birthday wish :D [desperately hoping nothing else horrible happens this weekend please god]

Anyway qPhil headcanons masterlist let's go

Disclaimer that I didn't know of Fit before QSMP (I've only been in mcyt for 4 years monkaS) so these are gonna be largely pulled out of my ass and a lil repetitive.

These two both have experiences in anarchy and war, they've definitely brushed shoulders a couple times bc of it

They admired each other's work ofc. Phil is a macro scale kinda guy, total annihilation and victory that makes a statement. Fit's more of a micro scale kinda guy, zeroing in on one person or group individually and making their lives hell until the end in the name of surviving a little longer

On that note, I think we all sleep a little bit on the fact that Fit is Also a survivalist like Phil, just in a very different set of high stakes conditions. These two are equally skilled in it and equally sharp strategists

On that note, anyone who knew them from the past would fear the idea of them coming together to create a plan of any kind, especially of the anarchist-fueled variety. If the Federation has done their research right, they should know full well how terrifying this duo could be in an effort to dismantle their authority

Btw by brushing shoulders I don't just mean brief passings by, I mean they've like. Camped out for a night together, temporarily truced for the sake of safety in numbers, etc. More than a few conversations have been had even if the time they've spent together totals to less than a week.

However, even when they weren't actively paired together, they'd still occasionally trade or gift each other surplus resources. It was a genuine kind act, even if it simultaneously served as a reason for each of them to not come after the other. I scratch your back, you scratch mine.

Like why do you think Fit was one of the first threats on Phil's mind in Purgatory. He Knew(tm). And he knew Fit has an affinity for picking off the weak first, like a lion after a herd of antelope. To him, Purgatory was the awakening of a monster who'd been dormant for a long time.

See, present day they're QPR as fuck, they'd never do this now without 10x the pressure Purgatory put on them, but back in the day they took close notes on each other's strengths and weaknesses. Just In Case, yknow? They could very much kill each other. Back in the day they would've if it came to it, no matter how good an ally they were.

Something about how these two used to be so cold and hard to the world. Be it to self-preserve or some other reason. Something about how now they've both softened and warmed after becoming parents. They never could've imagined the other would "weaken" like this, especially back then.

Phil 🤝🏻 Fit - Phil being a historian of the deities/builds of his Hardcore World, Fit being a historian of 2B2T

A lot of this boils down to mutual respect, common interests, and secret admiration tbh. And what's more homoerotic than that?

They're both crisis preppers. Not doomsday type shit, just. Being ready for shit to hit the fan. They both come from places where life is significantly more dangerous than it is in other realms.

The crazy thing is though? Despite the above, they can't imagine being from each other's realms. Phil would LOATHE 2B2T and Fit would hate the absoluteness of Hardcore. Isolation is absolute, death is absolute. There's no wiggle room or margin for error.

With how adaptive the two of them are due to their origins, they could probably acclimate to any conditions. They'd complain about having to, especially if it was inconvenient, but they could. They used to swap tips & tricks with each other on how to improve their adaptability too.

Fit would've 100% been down to join Phil on Doomsday in DSMP. He was thoroughly impressed when Phil told him the story.

[queenofbaws]

top 5 favourite until dawn characters to WRITE vs top 5 favourite until dawn characters in general (if it's different)

it is such an important distinction med, and i thank you endlessly for letting me get into it 😏

WRITING

1. flamethrower guy/the stranger/jack: this one likely shocks no one. there's just. a joy. that comes with writing an unhinged, monster-hunting hermit. he kicks doors open. he lives in a burnt out hospital full of Creatures. he's larry fessenden. he's alive in canon for roughly 5 minutes. he's the light of my life. 2. mike: probably slightly more of a surprise because i don't write him OFTEN, but i love writing mike. lovelovelove writing him. mostly because, of the ud kids, i think he's the character who talks...the most...like i do irl??? similar speech patterns, i mean - same tendency to just. say things. that do not make sense. or things that did not need to be said. 3. EMILY: again, probably a surprise because i don't write her much, but my GOD there is a freedom to writing in emily's voice asldkfjdskf she's smart. she's mean. she always has at least three insults locked and loaded in the chamber. she's also the only character in the franchise to say "understand the palm of my hand, bitch." she contains multitudes. 4. dr. hill: gotta be honest here. i went through. a lot. of schooling for psychology. okay. like. however much you think that means? it was like. twice that. and i spent a lot of time - a lot of time - listening to professionals in the field talk in circles and say absolutely batshit things while sagely nodding and giving everyone around them knowing looks, and if i didn't have alan j. hill to channel all that lingering angst into, i might've exploded by now 😫 hehehehehe. i'm only sort of joking. 5. beth: what did supermassive give her? nothing. what does that mean? she can be anything i want, and i don't have to worry over whether or not it sounds believable in canon 😎 lmfao. in much the same way i looove writing jack because we get like. 10 lines and A Vibe from him, beth's a hoot to write for because, like. we know who her siblings are. we have an IDEA of what her home life must've been like...and everything else is up for debate!!!

JUST, LIKE, TO LOOK AT

1. ashley ashley ashley: they could never make me hate you bb. did she handle some things poorly? yes. does she make some questionable decisions? sure. would i give her the world if the opportunity presented itself? of course. look, i just think. she should get to do...whatever she wants. always. as a treat. :)c 2. matt: i am so. intrigued. by matt's whole deal. every second of it. he's a huge part of the prank but he's also hugely sympathetic. he has that incredibly cute moment with ashley right as they get to the lodge but seems pretty chilly (if not downright disinterested in) chris and josh, her best friends. he helps jess through the mines. he holds his own with emily. unless you play him a v certain way, he seems the most interested in smoothing things over between everybody. HE LEAVES. THE FUCKING. HATCHET. AT THE BASE. OF THE FIRE TOWER. i would love to live in his brain for just like...ten minutes. just really figure him out. (i need to write more with him too 😭 he has bewitched me, body and soul) 3. flamethrower guy/the stranger/jack: look. look i'm not subtle. i just. love that weird old man. i just love him so much. if supermassive said 'hey here's a dlc where you go through one (1) calendar day as jack fiddler, it costs $60 and is roughly 1 hour of gameplay,' i'd fold immediately. idk why. 4. josh: there is no one - NO ONE - in this, or any other, game who's so willing to commit so fully to the bit. my man had BLUEPRINTS. my guy had DEAD PIGS. bro sourced knockout gas and fake newspapers and real blood and made voice recordings and an alter ego and rigGED HIS WHOLE FAMILY'S VACATION HOME WITH BOOBY TRAPS, THREW A PARTY ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS SISTERS' SUPPOSED DEATHS, AND EVERYONE STILL FUCKING SHOWED UP. say whatever else you want about him, josh had SOMETHING figured out, man. 5. jess: again. did she make some questionable decisions? sure. do i agree with everything she did? no. but after everything she goes through, after all the tragedy and agony and terror she is put through, this girl still has the wherewithal to grab a shovel and beam a guy in the head with it, and you know what? i respect that 🙏🏻 plus she wore hiphuggers to a party on a mountain in alberta in the dead of winter, and i just want to study her under a microscope.

[beesmygod]

BLOODBORNE LORE Q+A PART 4: SETTING ODDS AND ENDS

part 1

part 2

part 3

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this part is a little drier compared to the other 3. it's a quick mop up on any remaining minutiae about the setting before we move onto events and characters/bosses. that's the real meat and potatoes. bear with me talking about game mechanics and tomorrow ill talk about the stupid mensis ritual alright. arent you excited to hear a new baseless theory about micolash's birthday party or whatever.

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THE HUNTER ASKS:

i think most statues weren't people. but something about the human experience of obsession turns the blood in yharnam first into syrup and then into stone. the item description for the frenzied coldblood reads:

A strong will produces thick blood. Doubtless, the product of obsession, a potent source of human strength.

i think this item description is the only bit of explicit text that ties together the idea of madness inducing what the game calls "crystallization". the blood shard item descriptions confirm that after death "a substance in the blood hardens" and another upgrade material, blood gems (name self explanatory, the page is annoying to navigate) are very rarely found in coldblood.

there are hints, however, that being driven mad with bad eldritch vibes causes problematic instantaneous crystallizations. your example of the poor saps at yahar'gul is a good one. whatever happened when the brain of mensis was called forth* really flash fried the whole town in a new kind of way.

*SPECULATION!!! we can try to establish that timeline when i talk about rom.

side note: there's some women skeletons who are pushing their kids out of their way like they're george costanza hearing the fire alarm and it makes me lol every time i see it. i think its bc the little boy skeletons are wearing a little fancy lad outfit.

theres also the spikes that form in your blood when you become "frenzied", a debuff that obliterates most of your health in 1 second. when you are in danger of being "frenzied" (this happens when you look at or are attacked by certain enemies whose appearance or sound is so horrible it drives you insane), spikes shoot out of your head.

i thought this was just a gameplay mechanic to visually indicate whats happening if you miss the audio cue or the meter. but it turns out there's several unlucky bastards who peeked at the brain of mensis and got riddled with enormous spikes that came from the inside out.

imagine a monster that is so scary your blood tries to escape your body at maximum velocity. but its just mother brain from metroid.

i think most of the eyes from various corpses were pecked out by the enormously fat crows all over the place and then excreted/barfed whatever way they do in nature. they swallow rocks irl to digest shit because god forgot they need to be able to eat food to live.

THE HUNTER COMMENTS:

i clued in shawn to the original version of the lamps from an early version of the game: a chair you sit, sleep and dream in. once you know this pointless factoid, you will start noticing the frequency of really weirdly placed chairs in the game. its a chair game. adeline is strapped down to a chair. annalise sits on her throne. the spooky skeleton gatekeeper for the forbidden woods is in a chair. chairs.

THE HUNTER SAYS:

CANON! for some reason the english translation neglects to mention that its in your own handwriting which is like. part of why it would be spooky. otherwise its like iosefka left a note to herself to kill god later.

THE HUNTER SAYS:

lmfao these damn things. i dont even think about them bc the really just read as background filler but they were at one point in development going to be something important. the internal game files indicate that they are "shrines" and a cut enemy called "shrine knight" exists in a near finished condition. these concepts seem very far removed from the end product so its wild how done this enemy is. cainhurst stuff??

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ok, next time i have questions to answer about bosses in the game, bosses cut from the game and doggies. theres a great question in here about who names bosses. honestly like how tf do you (the hunter) know that's a cleric beast. you just got here. you dont know anything. a coconut fell on your head and you dont remember your address

[fainthedcherry]

TIIIIME for another new post!! YAY!!! This is a new character of mine, Noodlebeard The Dreaded! I got into Deep Rock Galactic, due to a person IRL, who was obsessed with the game, just like I became so!

This is a coloured in doodle (don't rlly wanna call it shaded, as it was a lazy 2 hr job unlike my actual shading taking me days), it shall be a commission example for this year's revamp of the sheet I'm working on, between some other projects! I've gotten a new paint-skin in the game, so Noodlebeard's gear is purple now but..I STILL am also attached to his Santa-look. 🤣 But yeah, I might follow up my DRG posts with another commission example, but that one's ACTUALLY shaded in like 4 hrs instead LOL, WE GETTING FASTER BOIS.

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I was surprised, at the super warm welcome in the official game's server, as the player who got me into the game, was super competitive, toxic, and didn't let me have fun. (We made up lately but agreed to not play the game together anymore as our play styles are vastly different)

The game has so much charm, man. I got it at a discount and thanks to my friend Hart, for commissioning me to get it (ALSO post inbound, that one's also from like..June/July of this year), but this game should've deserved my full money ngl. I plan to buy all the cosmetic DLCs, once I'm financially stable in a good bit. The devs deserve my money. For creating this amazing comfort-game of mine, and the positive and supporting community it created.

The moment I posted my sketch of him in the server, by request of the strangers I was playing with (the drawing was also my Discord pfp at the time btw), I got HELLA recognition some damn how. The thing is- I'm used to my art getting overlapped and drowned. Every time I was in a discord server with an art section, I was usually ignored and basically spat at, if not for one person who'd usually actually pay attention to me and my art, and made my whole day with being so kind to do so. ANYWAY. TANGENTS. GOD. So I've drawn my dwarf (version with my beloved little femboy dwarf peaking out on the right) and added, that I was working on renewing commissions, and- I had an AVALANCHE of interest. Which was WHACK?? Because like I said- I wasn't used to recognition. I'd usually be ignored in communities. So this was really surprising. I cannot thank the community enough, for making June/July a month, where I actually was a happy person for a bit. Like genuinely happy, out of the depression-hole I was dealing with at the time happy, happy I was alive happy. That indescribable happy.

I can't WAIT to draw his family, his teammates and develop the lore in my own universe, to connect to the lore of the game!! He might just be my favourite fandom character now, beside Pierrce,, (might post about Monster High too, don't you worry, the few people who actually wanna see my art LOL)

SO YEAH. HAVE A GOOD EVENING TO THOSE IN MY TIMEZONE AND ENJOY ARTE. I scheduled another post for tomorrow, so you're getting the luxury of 2 posts in a week! Or was it 3? BUT ANYWAY YOU'RE GETTING MY ART!!! I'm starting to get comfy on Tumblr so,, I can't wait to share my art in time in the future, instead of holding off for months due to my mental health! <3, Promise I'll also post eventually on InkBlot again, as mentioned, having several social medias is really hard for someone like me!!

Btw get ready to see him more often, as I loved drawing him LMFAO.

ROCK AND STONE MINERS!

[aiqingdemeimiao]

hi I'm just curious, what's your favorite ben's project?

omg it changes all the time because i'm fickle as hell

maybe perfume, because it was the first film of his i saw. i watched it and i was like "omg he's amazing, i've never seen such a hideous freak" (affectionate). he's soooo creepy and unsettling in that film, not just because of the plot but the very physical way he embodies the character, he acts with his whole body not just his face. i was so so so shocked that he didn't get an oscar nom for that performance because i was certain it was gonna happen lmfao. he reminds me a lot of that spanish guy who does all the horror film monsters, javier something??.

maybe richard ii, because i LOVE richard ii, it's my fave shakespeare history by far due to the really interesting way it's composed - it's almost entirely in verse, unlike his other histories, which is why the soliloquies have such a haunting singsong beat to them. i was so jazzed when the hollow crown got announced, like they'd made it just for me in particular lmfao. the only thing that'd make me happier is if he does much ado about nothing, my fave shakespeare comedy. they could do a gay casting, and he could play beatrice (and andrew could play benedick, do you see my vision???)

maybe the hour, because i was soooooo invested in it lmao. there's a shitload of freddie/bel fanfic in chinese floating around a tieba fan community all written by me sjfhjshfs (please don't go looking for it, it's probably v embarrassing, i can't remember anything other than one of them was a modern au where freddie'd got stuck being a weathergirl despite wanting to do his serious investigative journalism lmao). i'm pretty sure i literally CRIED when it got cancelled. listen, sometimes tv shows just grab your heart with their little hands and you can never ever move on: downton abbey is one. harlots is another. and the hour is right there with them.

special shout out to lilting (another project made #just4me), cloud atlas (despite the terror i felt when i realised the annoying white-with-dreadlocks wachowskis were directing), surge (i love it but it loses a point because of that glass chewing scene which i literally cannot watch), and of course my dear darling bright star <3

i did really enjoy this is going to hurt but i have irl beef with adam kay so i refuse to pick it just out of spite (i work in gynaecology and commented on his misogyny when the original TIGTH book was first released and he got mad and blocked me ksfhjsfs (his most recent book "undoctored" had to go back for rewrites due to misogynistic jokes so it's an ongoing problem for him, it's not just me being picky!!!)).

[aquaticfreakshow-sys]

To the anon I just blocked, who sent us like. several paragraphs of stupidity

I hope you had fun typing all that out, and wasting your time. It's not even worth it to give you a response, and you have been blocked.. but, I just woke up and have zero better things to do right now.

So, here we go.

starting off by mentioning that you wasted so much time scrolling through our stupid tiktoks, cuz all that did? was get us another view, babe. 🖤

"obvious faking and mental unwellness" was the most hilarious sentence I've ever read, yeah we're mentally unwell.... because we aren't faking? lmfao?? been diagnosed a while and this shit literally doesn't matter, fakeclaiming does nothing to us...... but omg, that? that was so funny, thank you.

and uh. "you've posted recognizable info online" "stores, face, posters" bro. yeah. obviously a face is recognizable. I know that, fully know that?? I've never been afraid of people I know irl finding our accounts, why would we care if a friend finds us?? and, bro the only stores we've posted pictures of are literally random targets and grocery stores that aren't even in our town. Honestly, anon if someone can "pinpoint a location" through the ground of a grocery store or a random clothing section in target? I'll be impressed more than anything. As for the posters?? The.. the monster energy symbol poster in our room???? that ones just funny. yes anon, yeah. our room is recognizable, duh.

I've already been "doxxed" before, they got all the information wrong. Because even though my face is known, the rest is just bullshit.

You don't scare me anon, you just gave me something to type out while waking up. Anyways if anyone else wants to send over some asks, I'm open to chatting with some mutuals and friends this morning!! 💚

[butchered-bovine]

Sorry how am I supposed to know that it's just a "fauxcest" kink?

If you showed that post to any of your IRL acquaintances they would think you were a monster. I've met actual pedophiles IRL who hide their predatory nature behind the "hehe! just a joke! or is it?" demure joke bullshit.

You're fetishizing a painful experience that many afab children have had to go through involuntarily, yet you sob and moan when a ftm says they want to look like you do in a dress. This lacks any kind of internal consistency, except "what makes YOU feel good and what doesn't". If you're going to fetishize little sisters being molested then you have no right to bitch at ftms. Lmfao.

Your supposed to know because i have nsfw content on my blog and on my pinned post I detail the more sensitive kinks im into, including faucest. You could also start by not assuming the worst out of every single trans woman you meet for starters.

No they wouldnt, because my friends are aware of different kinks and would understand whats at play, and also know me and again, dont assume the worst from a post clearly involved in a kink. Also so have I, do you know what makes them pedophiles tho? Actually doing shit to kids. Not TWO ADULTS PARTICIPATING IN KINK!!!! I also didnt even say it was a joke, i told you it was a kink, which it is, and you ignored that to keep calling me a pedophile because I pissed you off.

Oh god. You know transfems experience that shit too right? You know thats not ‘afab’ exclusive right? Ive been through that shit. I know what its like. You dont have to fucking tell me. Im not fetishizing shit. Im participating in a kink with other consenting adults. I could go into how many victims (INCLUDING THE ONLY ONES YOU CARE ABOUT: ONES WHO ARE AFAB) use kinks like these to reclaim a sense of control of autonomy over those past events, but I shouldn’t have to. You don’t have to have had trauma to participate in these kinks. they aren’t fucking harming anyone its fun. Between. Adults. Stop trying tie this to some greater issue like it wasnt a relatively small post that you had to go hunting for to find something to get mad about.

Next: “yet you sob and moan when a ftm says they want to look like you do in a dress” heres the post in question your referencing! My contribution to it at least.

“Sob and moan” so youll see i just said my stomach sank, and then mentioned it later on this post where it was a relavent example. Framing me as if im hysterical, overreacting, and emotional, is just basic day one misogyny. I was describing an experience I had with transmisogyny, with very little emotionallity, yet you chose to act like i was going on and on and crying and shaking about it. Which again is just basic misogyny to try and make me out to be unreasonable and emotional. Secondly, he did not say “I wish I looked like you in a dress” (which even that would be bad. If a man who wants to be masculine said to me, a trans woman “I wish i looked like you” that would be shitty still. But thats not my main point) he said he wished he was perceived like a man wearing a dress like he assumed I was. He didn’t just like how I looked he was jealous of the fact that I don’t pass and implied that I look like a man. This is basic fucking transphobia. To say or imply a trans woman looks like a man is shitty. I shouldn’t have to tell you that. If you cant even acknowledge that what he said was wrong, then just call me a fucking slur and move along dont try and pretend your defending anything.

“This lacks any internal consistency, except ‘what makes YOU feel good and what doesn’t”

Shocking news everyone, I am inconsistent as a person because i like ‘problematic’* kinks, and dont like to be told I look like a man. Everyone get mad, the evil trans woman indulges in kinks on her own blog, with warnings in her pinned post and bio, but dislikes facing transmisogyny, how evil and inconsistent is that!

*kinks arent evil or problematic, thought crimes arent real, stop trying to make every trans woman out to be a pedophile because she likes a kink.

‘If your gonna participate in a kink between yourself and other adults who are into it only, that causes no harm, and has nothing to do with real life, then you have no right to talk about the bigotry you face, and should shut up about the misogyny and transmisogyny you’ve experienced from men in your life!’

As a fun little thought experiment let’s address: even if everything else you said was true, how would that in any way make my post or anything I’ve said about transmisogyny untrue? Like, at all? Answer: it wouldn’t! You just hate when trans women hold trans masc folks accountable.

Last thing just because youve pissed me off lets go step by step through your thought process between these asks, shall we?

First you see a post of mine, talking about an experience Ive had with transmisogyny. This makes you mad. How dare I talk about a real life experience of mine and say it made me feel a bit sad after? So you immediately send me an ask, you want a way to invalidate my point (because theres no way to invalidate any of the words i said cuz they where true) so you make the assumption, maybe cuz my blog has cow theming, that i ‘degrade myself’ and say that cuz i do that i should shut the fuck up about when transmascs (or ftms in your words) try to actually degrade and insult me. Then I tell you how fucking stupid that is, how your assumptions are wrong and your point would make no sense even if you had assumed correctly. This makes you more mad at me. How dare I talk back to you and stand up for myself, I should know to accept my place, and let myself be talked down to. So you scrolled my blog a while, looking for something else you villainize me for. Something you can use to make me as a trans woman out to be evil so you can feel good about yourself. (You’ve already forgotten that this is entirely unrelated to your original ask and point). Eventually you find a post about incest, and cnc. Not even explicitly ageplay. You ignore the fact that incest and cnc are incredibly common kinks, and that the post was made by an adult and that i am an adult because now you can bring that post to me and imply I’m a pedophile. You do that immediately because the classic argument “this trans woman is a pedophile because she has the EVIL kinks” is a classic that is totally logically sound. I then tell you why that is dumb as hell. You then, once again pissed that id dare disagree with you and stand up for myself, double down on every single goddamn thing. Sure you didn’t read my bio or pinned post, but that doesn’t matter you had no way of knowing it was a kink post. Sure the original post exclusively only said little sis, nothing about age or anything, but you’ll assume and jump to calling me a pedophile excplicitly anyway. Sure you’ll pretend I had a completely different defense than I did, because you’ve already assumed and assured yourself I am a pedophile, so who cares about the thing I actually said. Sure it has no correlation, but you’ll bring up bioessentialism, ignore thats trans women have similar experiences, and try and pretend that adults participating in kink is somehow the same as real SA and pedophilia. Sure I wasn’t, but then youll pretend that I was once again hysterical and yelling and bitching at transmascs, and not that I reblogged a post by another transfem, with a personal experience that was related, not once including or directing it at any specific transmascs.

I will not be responding to any more asks you send. You hate trans fems and wish we would shut up about the shit we face. You hate trans fems and think we are all secretly evil predators. You are straight up misogynistic, transphobic, and transmisogynistic.

[bisluthq]

oh I HATE IT when I recommend something and the person ignores it and then someone else recommends it OR they just discover it for themselves and then they recommend it back to me. //

Another one is when you recommend something to a friend and they LOVE it but as soon as someone else says it's "cringe" and basic, they switch up and make you look stupid, dropped a few friends over that shit 😭

I don’t think that’s happened to me for a long time but *I* was the guilty party of that in high school and uni. Not quite like if something was recommended because then I think I’d feel too bad to deny it idk but I’d admit I like something to a friend and it’d be a “lame” thing to like and then if the person brought it up to other friends I’d be like “lol dafuq u talking about I don’t like that - I watch/listen/play it/do that ironically looool” 💀💀 and one girl did drop me because I did it a large number of times to her (and also because I slept with a boy she really liked, which she actually got over, but then I slept with his best friend as a fuck u to him because he started dating MY best friend at the time and anyway complete chaos followed and that girl dropped me).

On reflection, I was a really shitty friend to her and should maybe send a message to apologize at some point because I really did a number of shitty things to her and like some of it was legit and unnecessarily cruel like in hindsight. For example she told me she did forum role playing and I was like “oh rad I do too, idk if I ever met anyone in person who does” and she wanted me to join her site but it was like wholesome horsey shit right and I wrote smut lmao so I said I wouldn’t join her one but she can join the site I’m and I’ll write with her but I don’t want to write with the other horsey people so she joined it and then like idk wanted to write wholesome storylines so I kinda didn’t reply and explained the whole sitch to my online writing partner and we made fun of this girl together and she saw the messages at one stage and was like “oh I didn’t realize you didn’t like writing with me” and idk man I feel like I should’ve just said I don’t want to write wholesome stuff and I like to write smut and not been… cruel. But I also did that in convos irl where she’d tell people her and I do something/watch something together and it’d be a “lame” thing and I’d be like “yes lmfao ironically looool” 💀 Anyway. That was really mean of me. Also I shouldn’t have slept with that boy she liked because if I hadn’t done that, I wouldn’t have set off the chain of events that led to total chaos in our whole friend group and I can’t remember why I slept with him because I didn’t even really like him tbh and I did know that she did.

oh I do remember why I slept with him the first time. It was at my 21st birthday party and none of my crushes came and I made out with this hot girl who was a friend’s +1 but she didn’t want to go home with me because she’d never done it with a girl and stuff idk man she just wasn’t keen and so then I just went home with that guy tbh - he was my friend and I wasn’t stunned he wanted to but anyway - and the sex was fwiw pretty good so we carried on fucking for a month or two until he met my best friend through me and wanted to ask her out so I said yes but I then retaliated by fucking his best friend.

21 year old me was monster messy.

I should apologize to the horse girl.

[zoobus]

Isekai doesn't comment enough on how fucked up the premise of summoning dumb bored teens and office workers, hyping them up on You Are the Chosen One juice, and sending them off to fight their wars for them is, like imagine if the US military figured out how to do Persona shit irl and you, a four star general, try to befriend these awe-inspiring beings:

And when he's like "so, before we uh, vanquish the villainous Kingdom of Iraq, wh-what was life like back in your world?" The creature is like

"oh! So back on my planet there's this huge and I mean HUGE battle between the ∆¶÷××°s and the ©®✓^s and it's SO stupid because you'd have to be like a LITERAL monster to think ∆¶÷××° is even remotely okay but lmfao i guess if a super hot popular sneezto says it's fine everyone just turns off their thinking skills, seriously i hate all the sneeztos in my ¢√@$$ and your boss - the predzent i think his name was? - he was describing the Ee-ruh-kees and I thought omfg they sound just like all the idiot sneeztos! But yah mostly it's p boring on my planet. I've always wanted to go on adventure and do something awesome!"

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

it's honestly kinda upsetting to me that that mutual's reddit post made you out to be some kind of monster when the minute i read it i just KNEW, like... "this is going to be a neurodivergent person telling people not to take headcanons as fact to harass people they don't agree with, but in a more long-winded form, isn't it?" i knew this, because i am you in another corner of tumblr lmfao. but that they've got ppl on reddit saying you're a "grown ass adult" and implying you're weird... just :\

okay but the funny thing is that... they're all debating random people's lives on reddit... in a fanfiction forum... venting about how i don't have a life... but... but they wanna dedicate a whole convo about me...? 😳👉👈

LIKE THERE'S A REASON THIS IS ON MY BUCKET LIST, IT'S BECAUSE ANYONE WHO'S GONNA READ EXTREMELY INCORRECT AND BIASED POSTS ABOUT A STRANGER AND OFFER PARAGRAPHS OF ADVICE... for. for me??? 😌 like babes that's kinda... that's kindof an ego stroke. like unironically. no i'm not enjoying someone's misery and everyone is entitled to their feelings, but to slander me on a public forum? most people would talk things out with a friend or with me directly so i'm not sure who the immature one is here.

look. i have crippling ego issues, there isn't an arrogant bone in my body and that's the joke whenever i'm dramatically full of myself and mean!!! it's something that mutual would have seen and watched me explain. "bittersweetcoffee" yeah the bitter still exists guys 🥴

even though i talk about my job a lot in research & academia i don't unironically list off my qualifications with malicious intent or for praise or status because it's TUMBLR and i don't want to come across as pretentious nor do i want to be taken fully seriously like i am with my real work, that's why i exaggerated the harshness so we could all learn something while making it fun because clearly i'm not actually that cunty i've even broken character to remind others.

anyways this is a long way of saying that even if i've dealt with actual defamation cases, this one doesn't bother me because anyone who matters will pick up on the fact i'm acting and also... was never saying the things they claimed in the post. we're actually on the same page, but the comprehension hasn't made its way over yet.

ALSO, FOR ANYONE WHO KNOWS THIS MUTUAL WHO MADE THE POST: don't hold this against them or send hate or malice. i have no ill feelings towards them (normally i'd be incredibly sick from something like this but i've been managing with some lighthearted fun and fantastic irl news about my academic relations but more on that another time). i understand how having other things in your life can build up and suddenly one foggy tumblr interaction sparks a whole disastrous spiral and hopefully they're okay and they work things out with their health and wellbeing before returning to tumblr.

[h1gh-funct1on1ng-soc1opath]

Guys I’m starting a PJO based story (again lmfao) and it’s kind of a self insert but I’m also putting in my irl friends and the characters from Rise of the Guardians bc Jack Frost and I started writing this post with the intention of asking if anyone wants to read the little intro excerpt but I’m just gonna post it anyway so here it is:

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How would you react to finding out that myths and legends like, say, the Greek gods actually exist in our present, modern day and age? Monsters and deities and demigods? Well, I hope that you would take that news pretty well, because it’s true. My name is Nathaniel Jackson, and I am, in fact, a demigod.

First things first: call me Nate. I have shaggy/fluffy black hair with white roots that no amount of hair dye can get rid of. Believe me, I’ve tried. Somehow, even when my hair grows, it doesn’t grow white, just the black. I have blue eyes, but the shade of blue seems to depend on where I am. Twelve years old and I still don’t know how to explain it. My favourite shoes are my maroon Converse high tops and my blue hoodie, usually paired with blue or black jeans. My birthday is August 17th 1993. I have some tattoos (not really by choice). They’re some of those soulmate things. On the inside of my left wrist, I have a countdown clock. There’s still a good four years left on it, so I don’t think about it much. I’m also right-handed, so I don’t really look at it.

On the inside of my right wrist, however, is (supposedly) the first sentence that my soulmate will ever say to me.

Ooh, nice hair, Jackson, how’d you get it to look like that?

What kinda sentence is that?

Below the sentence is a little tattoo of something important to them, or something they always have with them. My soulmate’s is a snowflake, and some kind of curved shepherd’s staff thing. I don’t know what I’ll do if they’re some kinds toxic Christian…

Those are just my soulmate tattoos. The other ones I have aren’t by choice either (I don’t turn sixteen for another four years, so legally I can’t get any by choice). I noticed them for the first time after a fight I was in. They’re in a vertical line right along my spine. In order from top to bottom: a lightning bolt, a trident, a skull, a caduceus, a hammer and anvil, a sun, a crescent moon, and an owl. I didn’t think about it much at the time, but I’ve come to realize that those are symbols of some of the Greek Olympians. Specifically Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hermes, Hephaestus, Apollo, Artemis, and Athena.

I’m from New York, home of the best cityscape sunsets you will ever see. So, yeah. I’m Nate. I’m twelve years old, as stated above, and I’m a little bit on the run.

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Sooooooo here’s my breakdown explanation of what I did:

-> I piled soulmate AUs into this: ountdown on the wrist, soulmate tattoos, hair roots (I kinda came up with this one myself but the roots of your hair are the same colour as your soulmate’s hair and when you meet each other it kinda disappears)

-> Nathaniel “Nate” Jackson is based on me but I am most certainly not twelve anymore, haven’t been twelve in years, but for PJO based plot’s sake, Nate’s twelve.

-> I also don’t have black hair (unless I dye it this summer, which I want to) but for plot sake it’s black.

-> I do have blue eyes irl tho

-> Also my last name isn’t Jackson

-> But I’ve made some (okay, a lot of) PJO plot changes so that one of my besties (who’s basically my sister) and I are siblings of Percy from the same mother AND father (triplets separated at birth bc three demigod children of Poseidon is pretty dam dangerous)

-> And this is the second version of it I’ve written but I’m fairly proud of it

-> Also no hate to Christians in general but there are some toxic ones out there (cough, my family, cough)

Thoughts…?

(Please someone lmk what they think)

[ckret2]

On the subject of murdered sinners, do you think that in the show we'll get to see or meet any sinners who were harmed by the main cast. The obvious one being one of Al's victims, but to our knowledge Angel was also in the mob and very likely killed and harmed people. Husk was also a soldier (allegedly), so maybe meeting an "enemy" soldier from a war he fought in...

I’d say that’s less likely than not based on what we’ve seen. Between what we’ve seen so far about Angel’s life outside the hotel and what’s been said about Vaggie’s plot arc likely revolving around mental illness, my guess is that one of the overarching themes of the show is gonna be “many people who seem to be ‘bad’ (i.e., sinful enough to end up in Hell) ended up that way because they were hurt badly and never healed,” and that the process of “redemption” for the characters we’re intended to care about will just as much be a process of healing from whatever emotional wounds they’ve got.

And a story like that works best with, like... really close-up, personal hurts and the close-up personal ways that people lashed out after being hurt. Not things that seem bigger and more abstract like serial killing or mob violence.

That’s not to say you CAN’T balance big abstract crimes and small emotional moments. Like, just with the two examples I listed: IRL there’s a much higher rate of childhood abuse in serial killers’ histories than in average people’s, so you could definitely write a believable link there; and I’ve already seen some great writing on how homophobia and Mafia culture could have interacted to shape Angel’s pre-death personality, in a way that keeps both the big over-the-top mob violence and the close emotional violence. So it’s possible to do! BUT, all the same, that’s not the vibe I get off of the show so far.

And if it doesn’t explore that sort of stuff, then the easiest way to keep our main characters sympathetic while still having awful stuff in their backstory is to leave it in their backstory, unexplored. Something that we’re informed of, but not shown directly in a way that would make us have to think about the full extent of their past crimes.

Once you bring in their victims, the audience is asked to think hard about their past crimes—and it can’t just be a throwaway joke or reference anymore, because now you’ve got a killer face-to-face with the person whose life he ended. In a story about redemption, it’d be very hard to bring up someone that a main character hurt THAT badly, and then NOT spend plot time & writing energy on making amends, without it coming across as weird. Especially in Angel’s case, considering that thus far he’s the only character who’s being directly put through Charlie’s sinner rehabilitation program. It’d be possible to work some of his mob hits into the story line—maybe as a “part of redeeming yourself is being able to say you’re sorry. So I went and found all these people you killed so you can apologize!!” “oh NO, CHARLIE”—but I still feel like it’s unlikely.

Husk I consider a little more likely than Angel. I could see Angel grappling with his past traumas and coming away an improved person with a satisfying narrative arc even if you focus only on his current sex work and the bullshit Valentino puts him through, leaving out his mob history entirely; but on the other hand if it’s true that Husk was a soldier and that is a significant factor in Why He Is How He Is, it would be hard for him to make progress without directly confronting that trauma. Which would lend itself well to an arc of him meeting and coming to grips with someone he killed. Alastor, I’d think less likely (even though I’m not expecting a hardcore serious redemption arc out of him) since the whole Cannibalistic Serial Killer Who Summons Shadows And Tentacle Monsters thing presents him as sort of a cartoonishly over-the-top evil character, and introducing one of his victims immediately slams him back into grimly realistic evil.

But ALL THAT SAID, even though I just got through saying I don’t think it’s that likely......... I’d absolutely love to see them meet some of their victims. So I hope I’m wrong lmfao. And even if it doesn’t get explored in the show, I’m sure plenty of brilliant fanworks will!

[visenyatargaryen-archive]

sorry but i need to rant because recently i’ve been reading asoiaf metas, and found soooo many that lean so far into anti dany material it’s so frustrating. i’ll never understand how dany antis say “dany has no right to westeros, she doesn’t belong there, she has nothing here that is hers, she’s a forgeiner” despite the fact that she was born on dragonstone and without targaryens dragonstone and kings landing wouldn’t exist—and they’re two places the targaryens have lived in for hundreds of years and she has more right to them than anyone else.

And then stand on the same foot and claim how dany is a foreigner in essos, doesn’t belong, doesn’t matter that her valyrian ancestors come from the east as well, doesn’t matter that it was the only place infant dany and child viserys could flee for safety from roberts wrath to kill them and they call her a colonizer even though you can’t colonize slave owners (she kills them and liberates the former slaves like how they miss that?)

like where the hell is she suppose go??? you don’t want her in either places? but how can she be a foreigner on both sides???? like how do dany antis not see the hypocrisy in their own hate for her, she’s slammed for living in essos for safety and trying to make a life with what she has and the she’s slammed for coming/wanting to come to westeros despite being born their and her family having lived their for generations. it’s just so frustrating to see ppl think so illogically when it comes the dany

This is why I don’t really read metas anymore unless they’re from a known pro-Dany blog lmao. They are so loud in their hate they forget to make it make sense. “Dany doesn’t belong in Westeros” she’s literally THE RIGHTFUL HEIR throne (and no, fAegon doesn’t count lmao). You cannot be a foreigner in a country you were literally born in. No, Dany wasn’t raised in Westeros, she didn’t grow up there, but these bitches act like that’s her choice??? She was forced to flee from that bastard Robert Baratheon, he was literally trying to murder an infant because her last name was Targaryen. Dragonstone AND King’s Landing both belong to the Targaryens lmfao, Dragonstone and King’s Landing are to the Targaryens what Winterfell is to the Starks, it is THEIR home. But the Starks were allowed to retake Winterfell from the Bolton, while Dany is what, a colonizer and an invader for wanting to reclaim King’s Landing and the iron throne which is, again, RIGHTFULLY hers? Sounds like double standards to me. Dany is not a foreigner in Essos either imo, she was RAISED there, she speaks the languages, she respects the traditions and makes them her own. She respects others’ cultures more than any other character in asoiaf. As for the “colonizer” argument, Dany didn’t colonize Slaver’s Bay, she took one city to free the slaves. If freeing the slaves is bad for these antis, if that’s how they feel about slavery in fiction, I really don’t wanna know how they feel about slavery irl. Also, the onlhy place House Targaryen colonized is Westeros, which was already colonized by the Andals and the First Men (their beloved Starks) sooooo you can’t steal what’s already been stolen bitch. Honestly I’m getting upset by all this talk about antis and that’s not good. If you want my advice, do not read those metas. The antis are never gonna change their minds anyway, I mean they STILL call Daenerys a “white savior” after Grrm HIMSELF explained how that argument doesn’t really make sense. I mean they would argue Grrrm himself just to paint Dany as this evil monsters. Worms for brains. Do not know how to read. Just block and move on, if you notice something leans in this direction stop reading, block and move on.