#but she just an exhausted unmarried wagie who died on her way home after unpaid overtime
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zoobus · 3 years ago
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Isekai doesn't comment enough on how fucked up the premise of summoning dumb bored teens and office workers, hyping them up on You Are the Chosen One juice, and sending them off to fight their wars for them is, like imagine if the US military figured out how to do Persona shit irl and you, a four star general, try to befriend these awe-inspiring beings:
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And when he's like "so, before we uh, vanquish the villainous Kingdom of Iraq, wh-what was life like back in your world?" The creature is like
"oh! So back on my planet there's this huge and I mean HUGE battle between the ∆¶÷××°s and the ©®✓^s and it's SO stupid because you'd have to be like a LITERAL monster to think ∆¶÷××° is even remotely okay but lmfao i guess if a super hot popular sneezto says it's fine everyone just turns off their thinking skills, seriously i hate all the sneeztos in my ¢√@$$ and your boss - the predzent i think his name was? - he was describing the Ee-ruh-kees and I thought omfg they sound just like all the idiot sneeztos! But yah mostly it's p boring on my planet. I've always wanted to go on adventure and do something awesome!"
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