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quinnick · 2 years

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I am sorry, but they literally had Richie be the damsel in distress while paralleling the Benverely scene from the first IT movie and some people decided Richie was the cool badass who wore black and leather and smoked?

#They both are fucking losers #Maybe god stopped me from being in the IT fandom at it's peak #Because he knew I would be too powerful #IT chapter two #IT chapter 2 #IT (2019)#Reddie #Richie Tozier #Eddie Kaspbrak #I should draw this screen shots #They would be good coloring practice

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puppyeared · 4 months

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thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

#the real reason why you arent allowed to do this in game is because the dev knew we'd be nowhere close to finish it if we could #too much power and not enough responsibility etc etc. i dont even know if siffrin would want to stop looping once he figures out he can #do this. “stardust do you want to get out of the fucking loop or not stop smothering yourself on the fighters jugs” LMAOOO #i havent played it yet bc im gonna go in blind and stream it on call so 3 other ppl can watch me cry like a weenie in real time #my art #myart #in stars and time #isat #isat isabeau #isat siffrin #isabeau #siffrin #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isafrin #shitpost #i am. so fucking sorry

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lyraofthestarsss · 11 months

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Pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango-

Someone please add some lithium and potassium to that creature please I am ON MY KNEES 🙏🛐

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darlingod · 1 year

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It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.

Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.

Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.

I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.

#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED #at least it was the right their😭😭#THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO #like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings #if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain #she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her #like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation #HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION #but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves #that they have the same heart #(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk)#but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable #Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk #though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal #he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him #because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him #and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer #queen of nothing #the cruel prince #the wicked king #Jude Duarte #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #tfota #I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov #also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO #confidence is key

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nitrokiraru · 1 year

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walks in and offers you two of my fav slow damage cgs

#i can’t even describe the way the first one made me feel when i first played #that entire scene was NUTS they knew not to make ikuina a route because he would be too powerful #slow damage #ikuina slow damage #madarame kei #towa slow damage #nitro+chiral

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apollos-olives · 1 month

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crying and sobbing rn (i can't get him pregnant)

#god made men to be unable to be pregnant because he knew i'd be too powerful cuz i would knock up every man out there #tee bee aich

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the-girl-with-too-many-ideas · 4 months

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You know, ever since I started getting into svsss and got attached to Shen Jiu (OG SQQ), the one thought keeping me up at night is that if his childhood wasn't so fucked up he could have easily become one of the most powerful cultivators.

His like the embodiment of "Jupiter was supposed to be a star but failed."

#idea dump #ramblings of a sleep deprived girl #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #Shen “meant to be a star but failed” Jiu #like it's so sad because he could have easily been soo powerful as a cultivator if his childhood was better #it's like the world looked at this infant and decided he would be too powerful and decided to nerf him via trauma #SJ: God gave me trauma because he knew that if he didn't I would have bested him at hand to hand combat at age 12 #svsss #mxtx svsss

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hella1975 · 17 days

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what’s crazy is that in not a very long time midoriya will be 20 and he will realise how young that truly is and how scared and clueless and searching he still is at that age and the same will be true at age 21 and 22 and 23 but shigaraki is already dead

#saw that one art of tomura in his loser gamer era and had to pause bc he truly does look SO FUCKING YOUNG AND SMALL #i think midoriya truly does know that shigaraki was too young to have gone through all he did and be doing all that now #but it’s not the same as actually hitting that age and realising #like that exact feeling of hitting the age of a book protag you used to look up to #and realising they weren’t this all powerful being. they were a child. they were scared #he needed just one person to reach out a hand and no one did until it was too late #and he knew none of it would have even happened if he hadn’t caused such a fuss first. nothing would have changed #like a child only receiving attention because of a tantrum #he forced a better society at the cost of himself in his entirety #and he was only fucking twenty.#🚬😐#mha #mha spoilers #shigaraki tomura

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thatswhatilikebruh · 7 months

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The funniest part was when Winner came in and said: before i kill u 2, are you like... you know..👉 👈

And also when Alan was watching babe and charlie kissing and had the audicity to say: me and who 🤭 lmao

#SONICNORTH NATION HERE IS HOW WE CAN STILL WI-#anywyaz the showrunners didnt confirm them #because they knew that #they would be too powerful 🫡#🤡🤡🤡 im clowning bc this is so sad #sonicnorth #pit babe the series #pit babe spoilers #alanjeff #jeffalan #i love alan he is my bqbygirl

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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 18 days

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confinement arc where L tortures light with more hands-on methods......

#what if he chained him up and beat him and waterboarded him and broke his fingers and called him a pretty little murderer? what then?#would light give up his memories right away? would he give them up and suffer without knowing the truth thinking this is all unjust #and an abuse of power against an innocent? would it corrupt his view of L? would he even be willing to work with him afterwards? would #he do so just because he felt threatened? or maybe he'd keep his memories as long as he could because he'd be stronger knowing the #truth. maybe he'd keep them until he doesnt know if he could take it anymore and might end up confessing. maybe he'd keep them #so he could still have ryuk with him through as much as possible or maybe he'd give them up because ryuk is just another cruel #spectator. uncaring to his suffering #and would L torture light himself? would he make another person do it? would he allow the task force to bear witness? would anyone tell #soichiro? or would L do it himself in the middle of the night when nobody is there to stop him? maybe nobody would know at all. maybe #L would creep down to light's room and wake him up and try to get him to confess any way he could before the task force comes in the #morning. he might be careful not to leave marks so nobody knew. or maybe he'd not care. just make excuses. he's L why would #they question if he had anything to do with light''s head bleeding from when he fell out of bed in the middle of the night. or when he #had bruises from tripping when nobody was around. he's the great detective L. he's justice. he'd never hurt anyone......#anyway i think L should've tortured him more. dragged him out of his bed and waterboarded him in the bathroom. beat him while nobody #was around and choked him until he passed out because he wouldn't confess to being kira etc #and would misa get the same treatment too or would L not care to break her as much as he would light?#*sighs dreamily* there's just so much potential in torture....#no i am not working on the torture prompt for kinktober rn why do u ask.........

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starcurtain · 10 months

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No honestly the more you think about Genshin's 4.2 update the sillier and more unintentionally funny it gets.

4.2 spoilers:

Are you telling me that Arlecchino clocked, within one minute of meeting her, that Furina did not have a gnosis, was probably not an archon, and was a (physically) weak, cursed girl.

Meanwhile, the hydro dragon sovereign who worked with her for 500 years couldn't figure out that Furina had not an ounce of hydro power in her body?

Furina really said "I am the archon."

And Neuvillette said:

#genshin impact #genshin impact spoilers #furina #arlecchino #neuvillette #okay listen #I'm mostly joking #one would at least guess that he knew the gnosis was in the oratrice #but gods without their gnoses still have control of their element #did he really buy the whole “I have no power because I put it all in the oratrice”???#is Neuvillette actually this easy to trick #IIRC he even says during the quest that he just thought the curse was what archons felt like lol #bruh is READY to throw hands with archons but probably cannot pick them out of a line up #I'm joking #please don't kill me Neuvillette stans #he's my main too #but sometimes he does deserve to get clowned on

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leeningt0werofpizza · 2 months

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Soon as I get these tiddies off it’s over for you bitches

#god gave me dysphoria #because he knew #I would be too powerful without it #and I shall not heed his warning

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byakuyacoochie · 8 months

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Hey!

i think you're really cool!

I like you a lot!

Maybe we can Learn hamon together. 👉👈

Hey!

You think I'm cool!?

You like me!?

Of course!!! Honestly how hard can hamon be it's just breathing...

is hamon mostly mouth or nose breathing cause depending on the answer to that I'm screwed.

#god gave me a deviated septum because he knew I would be too powerful if I could do yoga and breathe properly while doing so

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fromtheseventhhell · 8 months

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"Does that trouble you, ser?" asked the Lady Nym. She wore a gown of yellow silk so sheer and fine that the candles shone right through it to reveal the spun gold and jewels beneath. So immodest was her garb that the white knight seemed uncomfortable looking at her, but Hotah approved. Nymeria was least dangerous when nearly naked. Elsewise she was sure to have a dozen blades concealed about her person. (The Watcher, ADWD)

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The clothes she wore were rags, faded and fraying, but warm clean rags for all that. Under them she hid three knives—one in a boot, one up a sleeve, one sheathed at the small of her back. Braavosi were a kindly folk, by and large, more like to help the poor blind beggar girl than try to do her harm, but there were always a few bad ones who might see her as someone they could safely rob or rape. The blades were for them, though so far the blind girl had not been forced to use them. (The Blind Girl, ADWD)

Arya & Nymeria | Knives

#arya stark #nymeria sand #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #pretty girls and their pretty knives #Arya would adore all of the sand snakes + Arianne and George kept her away from Dorne #because he knew they would be too powerful together #Arya learning knife related skills such as sleight of hand and using them often makes me wonder if they'll become her main weapon of choice #considering she hasn't learned much swordplay and she's been without her sword for stretches of time #as important as I think Needle is to her I think it's main purpose is a tether to her identity #also slay for Arya and Nymeria parallels George...I see what you did there 😏

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doctor-disc0 · 2 days

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Me googling "low blood sugar" only to find out that it is NOT common or normal for non-diabetic people to experience. I experience it somewhat frequently.

#last night had a bit of a scare #took too long to realize how hungry I was #started getting really weak and nauseous #and started sweating so badly. I had been fine 10 minutes before #parents had to get me food because I was too weak to get it myself #dad told me that's what happens to him when his blood sugar is low (he's diabetic)#I'm so confused now why is this happening to me #I mean I always knew I don't do well if I go too long without food but I thought everyone was like that #at least to some extent yk?#apparently not though #apparently fantasy book characters don't have supernatural powers that keep them functioning after skipping two meals #help lol #idk what to do #I'm pretty sure I'm not diabetic because I feel like I would have other symptoms?#and I know that diabetic people usually only have low blood sugar when they take too much insulin #and I don't take insulin because I'm not diabetic #so. idk. what should I do #any advice would be appreciated

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supekitchen · 3 months

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#Mother'sMilkStopBeingAHypocriticalCunt2024

#i've been actively avoiding anything about what happens in s4 #because i knew it was going to be shit and I would just end up mad #but i cannot let this stand #the fucking nerve #the absolute balls #that MM has to say HUGHIE has to suck it up and work with a train #after actively sabotaging any efforts last season to get rid of homelander who is now more powerful than ever #because he couldn't put his shit aside for like a few days to end homelander and vought once and for all #and had played a part in the disaster they're trying to fix in this season #billy and hughie should have tag teamed beat the shit out of him when that came out of his mouth #suck a billion dicks mm #and fuck the writers too for writing this sewage #the boys #mother's milk #hughie campbell #the boys season 4 #meta #my post #you can't fathom how mad and disappointed that my favorite show has turned into this

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