#Because all I taste is metal
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Love when the spicy food makes your entire mouth taste like nothing but blood
#shitpost#spicy food#these scorpion pepper sausages are fuckin' lit yo#pun intended#Is this was chewing on coins tastes like?#Because all I taste is metal#If this were ao3 the word âcopperâ would be used repeatedly to describe the current scene
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There's gotta be a better way to find new music than by feeding a recommendation algorithm extremely deliberate and specific songs and then yelling "NO" at 80-100% of the recommendations or finding a person with your exact taste in music and asking them who they know of, right? Like come on there's gotta be a tool or database somewhere out there that offers more guidance in exploration than vague genres or names, right? There's gotta be a way to do stuff like filter by lyrics??? Right??? Where?????
#sfw#personal#ok to reblog#music#I miss when my taste in music was simple stuff like âmetalâ and not âpost-human Orthodox Jewish rockâ a genre which might not even exist#I want âSeeming but Jewishâ Seeming being a band I only know two other fans of and one of them because of me the other not Jewish at all
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everyone say thank you to pineapple
#got to a stopping point in the mix tonight and i'm treating myself to some pineapple#legitimately the most delicious of fruits i think#i'm glad i discovered how much i like it after years of avoiding it#(the two times i tried it as a kid the pieces i had were under-ripe and woody)#(so i avoided it for years thinking all pineapple was woody and tasted like generic fruit taste (metallic edition))#but god...................pineapple#i'm actively choosing it over the traders cheesecake cones we have in the freezer because it's so god damned good#i don't know how i lived my life without it w
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something I've been thinking about lately. i do think it's incredibly telling that almost 80 percent of the conversations around 'gatekeeping' and 'posers' and shit end up just becoming vitriolic hatred of 'alt girls' like i hate shit spotify playlists and dollskill fake leather edge and tiktok recommendations as much as the next person but this is a very big attitude coming from a website full of people who spent their formative middle school years shopping at hot topic for multi-colored skinny jeans while listening to like. falling in reverse or 21p unironically (this is a self-own btw). first of all teenagers having shit taste isn't killing punk music. but also why is the object of your hatred always boil down to a woman faking it? as if it isn't the single oldest stereotype in heavy music? like am i insane for thinking this is an issue
#like theres another dimensionality for sure about how some women do position themselves as like 'weird' when they split-dye their hair#and wear black. and are in actuality conventionally attractive and posturing#like as a dyke metalhead that can be legitimately frustrating but also i dont think this is an issue of poserism#a lot of those women do for real listen to heavy music.#its very similar to like. those metal frontwomen who do like mag calender photoshoots for 'sexiest ladies in rock'#like theyre very much not the issue and its weird to shift the blame onto them for playing the game#and its even more fucked imo to question their allegiance to 'the scene' because it just warps into#every misogynist talking point about how women are 'too pretty'to play guitar or get sweaty in the pit or whatever#ANYWAY there is literally never this much attention given to like rym poser dudes with no brain that theyve become their own#evil subcategory of 'fake alt girl' when men are selling out to make much worse shit pop punk all the time lmaooooo#been thinking about this since i read laina dawes memoir which whil on one hand v good is so inredibly peoccupied#with other women in metal spaces. implying that those who dress sexy to go to shows do it entirely for the attention of men and are#'bad role models' left a bad taste in my mouth#my posts
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thanks for tagging me @bbutterflies <3
Shuffle your repeat playlist ten times
Julien, Carly Rae Jepsen
I Know What I Like - Ikwil, Muki
Dive, Coast Modern
The Summoning, Sleep Token
You Seemed so Happy, The Japanese House
XS, Rina Sawayama
Reflections, MisterWives
All Day I Dream About, Joe P
muse, MisterWives
Permission, Sucre
I'm not sure how many I'm supposed to tag but I'll tag @blur0se @hueynomure and @wield-the-mighty-pen
#my taste is eclectic but these all ended up being similarish vibes i think???#except for the summoning because that's metal but trust me on it#tag game
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so do the rest of you guys just simplify your dreams when explaining them to people or do I just remember a significantly weirder degree of depth than the average bear
#thinking about shit like this every morning when i wake up after like#spending the past however many hours in part of a high stakes cop drama that takes place in the pokemon world#but my pokemon is actually an elder scrolls character pretending to be a weird rare pokemon because it's easier than passing as human#and the fair we are trying to get through is down a dirt road alley that's also a depressingly empty polynesian farmers market#and we gotta go fast because my irl friend who's with us really wants to have a mantine draped over his shoulders like when he was a kid#but then we find out that the mantine encounter was at the aquarium next to the fair and not the fair itself and he just misremembered#so he's all sad while we're riding go karts and dirtbikes because he doesn't get to play with the mantines#but anyway we were here for the cop drama bit because some teenage girl got assaulted and we need to beat up the perp's pokemon#(perp himself has already been bagged)#and now I'm realizing that I don't know what fake pokemon moves to tell my fake âpokemonâ to use#(he's a daedric prince it's not like he'd listen to me anyway he's about to obliterate the fuck outta this sunflora no matter what I say)#which leads me to wondering why I can't think of a decent steel-type pokemon move similar to slash#(âmetal claw only works if you have clawsâ I think to myself wondering why there isn't some kind of sword move like ffs honedge exists)#anyway he's already finished the fight so it doesn't matter we can go home back through the depressing farmers market#home is aboard a KotoR-esque spaceship of course which is good because it means I get âback at campâ dialog with my daedra friend#but he's gone now shit fuck where did he go is he killing people without me this is bad I leave and start walking through crowded streets#people are trying to sell me shit but I ignore them#I'm accosted by a guy dressed like an old-west outlaw who says that he's with the vigil of stendarr and he's here hunting daedra#I tell him to fuck off because honestly I'm no longer invested in this dream's narrative arc#(I'm trying to envision a different scenario that is more appealing to my current tastes but lucid dreaming was a lie and I can't hack it)#then I wake up#next night I dream about being an omnipotent dragon god with a marsupial pouch full of my adopted babies (JJK characters)
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Does stabbing your gums count as self-harm? Because I am bleeding but also this feels like the correct thing to do
#genuine question#tw self-harm mention#tw self harm mention#tw blood mention#I brushed my teeth like two hours ago and then flossed and now Iâm just stabbing the gums with a toothpick#there is some blood like. my instincts say to keep doing it#so Iâm probably going to lol#kinda off-topic but as a kid I had this cool metal bookmark (might still have it actually) that I just put in my mouth sometimes#and I was like âwhy does this metal taste like blood??â because I didnât know about blood iron yet#tbh blood does actually taste good. mouth blood the least good but still better than some of the stuff sold in stores#I will however state that I have only ever tasted my own blood so it could just be that my blood tastes good#also is it normal to be able to get the pick TROUGH the little bit of space between two teeth and your gums?#I wish metals were a bigger dietary requirement in humans bc it tastes really good#to anyone who read all this sorry for ranting about how good blood tastes lol#at least I wouldnât have to worry about that if I became a vampire or something lol
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What's your favorite music album(s)?
oh my god. alright. i have so many in mind that i really like. so.
Well my all-time favourite has gotta be none other than Viribus Unitus by Dragony. I fucking love this album so much, the premise is so ridiculous but also fun and goofy and it feels like it was written specifically for me. The album tells a story about WW1 and Austria-Hungary's participation in it while putting a massive spin on history that includes dark magic, a zombie apocalypse, and more. I'm not good at explaining things but if you want, you can read the entire synopsis here and I guess there are a couple songs that I tend to skip while listening to it but nontheless it is a very good album. cough cough Love You To Death is the best song cough cough. Oh, and since we're talking about Dragony, Masters of the Multiverse is also worth checking out. That album is also full of bangers.
There is also Into The Enchanted Chamber by Timeless Miracle. Its the only album that the band released before disappearing, and every power metal fan eventually discovers it either as a blessing or a curse i'm sure, but goddamn its so good. I really love the sorta dark and gothic theme that the entire album has with its songs - again it's another album thats right up my alley. Good shit.
The last power metal albums I really like is The Monumental Mass: a Cinematic Metal Event by Powerwolf. If you listen to it in order, the songs are set up so the ending of one song blends into the other and I just really love it when albums do that. Also the slightly more intense and... well... cinematic sounding covers of their songs sound nice - Dancing With The dead in particular sticks out to me especially with the loud drums in the latter half. I often listen to this while i'm playing minecraft alone.
If you like folk rock, Herzblut by dArtagnan is absolutely full of bangers. Ruf der Freiheit, Mosqueteros, and The Riddle are my personal favourites, I couldn't stop listening to them on repeat the moment it came out. I also still find it a little crazy that they did some collabs with Visions of Atlantis, like I did not expect them to do a song together, this is like the music equivalent of some crazy cartoon crossover for me. Speaking of, Pirates II - Armada by Visions of Atlantis has SOOO many good songs aswell, this band in particular just keeps getting better with every release. Hellfire is peak.
For more history stuff, Foreign Skies by the Dreadnoughts is an album about WW1. Black Letters and Back Home in Bristol always get me a little emotional, and there's an EP that goes with this album called Foreign Sides (B-Sides) that you don't want to miss. Additionally, I've already mentioned it before but Pack Up Your Troubles - Wartime Favourites by The Billy Watson Band & Singers has a bunch of good history songs and its one of few albums where theres not one song that I skip.
As for classical music, my go-to for when I want some nice calming background music is this nifty little album simply called Viennese Violin by Michael Snyman and the Brooklyn Theatre Salon Ensemble. Alot of the songs in it are pretty short compared to the regular pieces that I listen to, and they all sound very nice so I guess thats another no-skip album on my list. This one is a bit of a random one but KomzĂĄk, Kmoch, FuÄĂk: Old Czech Marches and Dances by Czech Philiharmonic also has a nice collection of songs, all of them sound very regal and/or energetic. We got some songs by our boy FuÄĂc in here. You know, the guy who wrote the circus theme. If regular old classical is too boring then you can listen to the album Wiener Blut by CĂ©line Roscheck which are essentially violin dubstep remixes of a bunch of Strauss songs. I fucking love Strauss, he's probably my favourite classical music composer, so I really lost my shit when I first listened to her remix of Tritsch Trastch Polka and Radetzky March.
If you want something darker and cabaret-ish, Red Hot & Holy by Sarah and the Safe word and Counterfeit Arcade by Shayfer James are good to check out. I don't really know what else to say, just go listen go them.
As for lately, i've been listening to did an oopsie by Uamee alot. It's his latest release and I dunno man, he kinda cooked with this one - ESPECIALLY Dirst Ej Cake. I've also been listening to Rokotsu by syundou lately, it wasn't recently released or anything but that one is also great.
ANYWAYS im cutting the rant short here otherwise i'll be up all night talking about music. As much as I would love to, I have to work tomorrow so I can't.
#ask#funnily enough i dont actually listen to music by the album 90% of the time so ive been digging through the discographies of all my#favourite artists trying to find which albums have the most saved songs in them and then talk about those#what the fuck are these recommendations even. man#hello welcome to my music taste we have power metal. german folk rock. trashy russian rave music. military marches. and. jpop.#sooo many EPs i wanted to mention but i couldn't because they technically aren't albums#god. alright. no more yapping. im going to bed. goodnight.
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i WILL cry if i got covid again, MOST ESPECIALLY because this time it'll have been from My Place Of Employment (instead of my mom's)
#text#personal#whine whine whine#covid#its been going around the office for weeks apparently#youd think a CLINICAL FUCKING LABORATORY WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT but ah. no.#fuck us we just work here :)#ive been masking all week because people started going down#too late maybe :(#it's not a SUREFIRE thing that i have it but. my mouth tastes like metal :')#ill test in the morning
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Song of the Day: December 6
"Your Body Is A Weapon" by the Wombats
#song of the day#'someone protect me from the one I love' looping in my head#this is another fun song to sing. who comes up with lines like 'my body is a temple of doom / doomed not to be / by your side'#I have to admit also for all that some of my favorite people are very guitar people I do not have an ear for it#so the Wombats like Greta Van Fleet and a couple others sound like older bands to me. very very surprised to find this song is from 2015#I mentioned the other day that I usually have an origin story for most of the songs I know because mostly I get them from specific places#recommendations and curated playlists and such#and partially that really helps my memory for songs! they all come with strong associations! self-creating mnemonics!#but also it really skews my perception of when songs are from and how popular they are#the other day I played a song for Nick that I thought he'd like#and I did tell him that I thought it was probably a cover because a lot of the other songs on the playlist were#and he looked at me like I was truly stupid and he said 'it's definitely a cover. because that is a Taylor Swift song'#and I was genuinely just like neat! good to know!#I did listen to the original and I do think I like the cover better but my taste is so specific and scattered that it means nothing#I also apparently heard Sleep Token's new album right as it came out in a way that impressed Nick by like#how cutting-edge my metal knowledge was I guess. hipster-style immediate knowledge of the new release. before it was cool etc#and I had to be like nah bro it was a fic title I googled I get no credit for this. also I didn't know the band existed before this album#there's no way I was looking for the new release. the song the album and the band all just came into being before me simultaneously#this ramble is really long now and I feel like y'all get the point#the Wombats are cool though
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tw in the tags and stuff
#one time my ex had me pinned to the ground while holding a 20lb metal dumbbell over my face#he was screaming at me and calling me names while i was crying and begging for him to get off of me#i remember the taste of blood in my mouth and wishing i was physically strong enough to scare him#it was one of 3 times i legitimately thought he might kill me#but he still thinks we belong together he still thinks iâll forgive him#he still calls despite being blocked#i think i still think about this sometimes because i still canât believe someone can change after being together for so long#but what it really is was i just refused to see it and now iâm all messed up because of that#how do i forgive myself#anyways iâll delete this very soon but i literally talk to no one about this stuff and just wanted to vent or something
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"You'd hate being a vampire because you'd miss garlic" "You'd hate being a vampire because you get seasonal depression and would miss the sun" Well I'd hate being a vampire because I can't taste blood and really then what's the point
#it's funny because we all know blood tastes metallic. I know this. I have written about vampires.#but I can't actually Taste blood. source thumb was bleeding. that's just liquid
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You know when you're trying to music away the depression but then you're stuck with 5 adds in a row bc the pirate spotify premium breaks ur phone eventually
#yeah there's other music platforms#i have a youtube acct. also and it comparatively sucks#either lots of adds or a subscription service on both#bandcamp doesn't have playlists#soundcloud maybe...#it would take forever to migrate this all over#i need to burn some cds#I just got rid of my childhood ones#(not bc i don't like cds but because i don't like the music)#my mom taught me how to burn them off napster when i was in elementary school#i had so many cds#mostly either metal or 80s synth both of which are fine genres#but 8 year old me had terrible taste
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if u could only listen to 1 song from ur fav nu metal bands for the rest of ur life, what song would u pick from each of ur fav bands?
Okay!!! This gon be a long one-
(in no particular order):
Snot - The Box
Limp Bizkit - Rollinâ (Air Raid Vehicle)
Korn - Reclaim My Place
E-Town Concrete - So Many Nights
Deftones - Engine No. 9
Element Eighty - Goodbye
P.O.D. - Execute the Sounds
Quarashi - Stick Emâ Up
Methods of Mayhem - Anger Management
The Union Underground - Trip with Jesus
Insolence - Death Threat
Crazy Town - Butterfly
Genuflect - Bloody Murder
Slipknot - People = Shit
System of a Down - B.Y.O.B.
(Hed) P.E. - Bartender
Disturbed - The Game
Sevendust - Enemy
Dry Kill Logic - Feel the Break
Dropout Kings - Street Sharks
Mushroomhead - Madness Within
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
Kid Rock - Cowboy
Ill Niño - Måscara
Nonpoint - Bullet With a Name
Static-X - Iâm With Stupid
Godsmack - Voodoo
Primer 55 - Set it Off
Saliva - Your Disease
Kittie - Brackish
Fear Factory - Linchpin
Mudvayne - Dull Boy
Taproot - Mine
Deadsy - The Key to Gramercy Park
Coal Chamber - Loco
Linkin Park - Faint
Shinedown - Sound of Madness
Seether - Fine Again
American Head Charge - Seamless
Tool - The Pot
Vended - Antibody
Rage Against the Machine - Sleep Now in the Fire
Incubus - A Certain Shade of Green
Helmet - In the Meantime
Papa Roach - Forever
Powerman 5000 - Nobodyâs Real
Feel free to roast me in the tagz. đ
#I tried to touch all my bases with this one#theyâre not necessarily my favorite songs from all these bands#I just wanted to have a wee bit of balance considering this is what Iâd be listening to for the rest of my life#plus my taste and preferences will change a LOT in just a few weeks#this just sounds like a terrifying scenario that I probably will have nightmares about#thank god I can just listen to whatever music I want whenever I want#I am truly blessed#Iâm not tagging all the bands because look#nu metal
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BRO MY FONE PLAYLIST HAS OVER 30 LIKES ON SPOTIFY I????
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. IM TAKING THIS AS A COMPLIMENT ON MY TASTE IN MUSIC WHICH OF COURSE IS THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT TO ACHIEVE HEHEHE
#hey guys you should totally go check my Spotify I've been making playlists about the yandere boys with my âinterestingâ taste in music /hj#My taste in music is the best because its literally everywhere-#I go from listening to heavy metal to listening to piano covers đ#So thats what I mean when I saw âinterestingâ because its literally all generes.#Ya bitch don't discriminate
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hm. accidentally made mead ??
#3615 my life#actually it may be just a step before mead but like. it's still mead#which i thought was more than fermented honey but no it's just that and some stuff from flavor#'put the honey in cold or lukewarm water in order to not kill the bacteries'#ma'am they've been boiled and they're still alive and thriving#so the explanation is that i very often not finished my tea#which actually contains zero tea. just water honey lemon juice and ginger-lemon-honey bits (infusion pour les français)#and i use metals bottle now so that shit is screwed up tight after the 'oxygen period'#so often when i don't finish it and forget about it for coughs hours it will have...#in my mind like milk left over the night. the taste change and is weird and there's a little bit of gaz when opening the bottle#this time i just left it uuuh a few days. unopened.#and tonight i remembered that i do not have a good track with bottles half filled left unopened for too long#and i did well because the top did nearly come out of my hand when opening it because of the gaz pressure#wait with the lemon maybe it's not mead...it appears there's three kind of fermentation#i'm a bit sad i don't like fermentated things because apparently it's VERY good for the guts#which i have zero problem with. i could eat cement. but just in case you know ?#maybe my body makes me dislike fermentated stuff because i've got all the peeps i need down there for everything to work well#anyway. down the drain it went. don't like fermentation don't like alcohol
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