#Because I'm RIGHT

[leashybebes]

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For some reason, I love the whole "what is he up to now" of Taylor running into Buck with Tommy.

Signed,

Your Tommy Hates Flying Commercial Friend.

hiiiiiii, thank you! quite a chunk because @waywaychuck and @spxcekya also went for this one.

"Taylor, this is my boyfriend Tommy Kinard. Tommy, this is Taylor Kelly."

"Who needs no further introduction, apparently," Taylor mutters, but she gives Tommy a disconcertingly sweet smile as she shakes his hand.

"Hi, it's great to meet you," Tommy says. They've had the broad strokes of the exes conversation already, so Tommy knows who she is. But Buck's realizing as a blush tries to creep up his face that Tommy probably knows more about Taylor's bedroom preferences than he does about how complicated Buck still feels about a lot of their relationship. Tommy doesn't know that they weren't right for each other, but that they could have been really good friends. He doesn't know how long it took Buck not to stop wanting to message her after they finally called it a day, not in a hey u up way, but in an omg you won't believe what happened way. He doesn't know about the little curl of shame that Buck still gets if he thinks about her saying you made sure of that.

He's spiraling, and Taylor's asking him a question, and Buck has no idea what it is, but Tommy's stepping in, cool and calm as he says, "Oh, no, Evan's definitely the cook."

He sees Taylor register the name, and god, he'd forgotten how much he liked how sharp she can be.

"Oh, for sure. This guy would live on chicken, rice and broccoli if I let him," Buck says.

Taylor wrinkles her nose, and Tommy spreads his arms in apparent defeat. "What can I say, I'm a simple guy."

"And at least Buck looks good in an apron, huh?" Taylor teases, and that blush Buck's been fighting suddenly and completely wins the battle because. Well. That's probably not something he needs to be thinking about right now. 

It's a little disconcerting to see Taylor and Tommy's matching smirks and to realize in real-time that wow, I definitely have a type and it might be snarkily competent. Tommy takes a breath to say something and Buck braces himself for Tommy's particular brand of deadpan teasing to meet Taylor's and wow, he's seeing all kinds of patterns today, apparently.

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

The longest House and Wilson ever went without talking was after a huge fight they had which resulted in Wilson throwing a glass at House (who then needed stitches) and House tripping Wilson with his cane (who then had to have Chase reset his broken and dislocated nose). The argument? Whether Jack could've fit on the door. They each ended up covering multiple whiteboards in equations and then attempting to recreate the scene, only to almost drown each other. They only begrudgingly called a truce after the Mythbusters episode came out.

[nether-moth]

Fans are like "Layl this" "Layl that" but what about Gabriela

She's hot as fuck (just like Layl)

[rejectedfables]

it makes me INSANE when people in fandom take my shitfuck bastard blorbos and sand off all their sharp edges to make them palatable. It happens every time-- I'm drawn to a character who refuses to mask, and then fandom forces them to mask anyway. Like... if you don’t like THEM then why do you even LIKE them? Let them be mean and raw and weird and honest, or leave them alone. If you want gentler pastures, get out of the swamp.

[phoneycam]

AU idea because i can’t write

OKOKOKOKOK I HAVE AN IDEA WAIT.

I know i said Royalty x Knight, but i just thought something a little bit better!!

Knight & Jester

JUST IMAGINE THE POTENCIAL LIKE

Obi-wan is the noble chosen to be the jester and he just thrives. He goes from another noble to one of the most amazing court jester ever known. 

With his ability to move in inimaginable ways, flexibility that makes every movement mesmerizing and the liberty of the role that gives him a none stop to his sharp tongue sweetened with his unending charisma... He has basically everyone in the court eating from his hand.

Well... almost.

Cody is an honorable well respected and intimidating guard who’s happily doing his job protecting the king (Jango prob), and then one day, this beautiful strawberry blonde man emerges from nowhere and everything turns upside down.

Just saying... It could be a really dope AU.

[starsforhours]

the marauders as the seasons change my mind

Summer - James

Autumn - Remus

Winter - Sirius

Spring - Peter

[myjollyfroggyfriend]

mai and jade are lesbians, actually.

[transingthoseformers]

To the Deceptacon cuddle pile candidates I would like to add the TFP Vehicons because they need the comfort

Yes

I've thought a lot about them being insanely bodily casual with each other

Like

Pushing each other around a lot, so much hugging, taking over each other's berths for funsies, cuddle piles naturally, a good old friendly game of "let's lay on our friend so he doesn't want to get up", borrowing various handshakes from humans, sitting huddled together while on what energon break they get, Scooby Doo running into each other and everyone being fine....

Yes

[sadlynotthevoid]

I'm gonna say it:

ALKALOID's Sunny Trip Summer suits look like they're toreros but got the wrong hat.

I like the colors tho. I prefer paler shades of yellow (since, you know, that yellow is so bright it hurst my e—), but the blue details with happier colors really makes me think on a summer day with a bright sky.

[shays-shack]

this is my truth

[wyverndragonborn]

Evil characters with pointy teeth who are still kinda pathetic >>>

[theta-bigma]

Koschgay Hoedown?

That's actually his name, he just doesn't want the public to know because he's insecure

[blueflare7pkmn]

Flare, i want to say, you need to ignore negative stuff people say about you.

It is not true. You are NOT worthless.

Please stop treating yourself like garbage, next time you see an anon talking shit about you, i want you to stand up for yourself. And say: "that is not true, i am of value and i should be loved"

-J

...but I AM. I don't get why nobody else can understand that!

[billie-the-scapegoat]

Sex is wholesome.

Tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead!

You can't! I'm dying on this hill!

[rosegardenofeden]

thousand explosion attack

Hey what the f-AGHH

[shinythingsarecool]

emily is literally just charlie if she was born in heaven instead of hell

So, Emily's adorable as fuck???