Kid Vaggie 2: Protect the Princess
Kid Vaggie: Back! Back! (uses her full body weight to swing her too big spear around by the pommel in a wide arc) Back, fowl demens!!!
Angel: (diving behind the coffee table, tips it over to shield himself) Fucking-A, kid!!! We're jus' tryin' ta talk to Charlie about the exercises she has planned for tonight! Cool your diaper laden temper tantrum!
Kid Vaggie: (steaming and hand-over-hand pulls the spear head closer to herself for better control before flailing wildly) I DON'T WEAR DIAPEWRS!!! I'M A BIG GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!!
Cherri: (sitting on top of the television with a trash can lid shield) Dammit, Dickhead! Can you NOT antagonize the brat with a deadly weapon right now?!
Husker: (hanging from the safety from the ceiling fan) Dammit, Princess!!! Can you control your mini-knight in shining feathers already?! I've already lost three chunks of fur!
Niffty: YeeeAAAAaahhHHaaahahaha!!! (jumps onto the end of the spear and hangs on for dear life as she's whipped around) WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Charlie: (placed behind a tower of couch cushions, mattresses, and various pillows in a makeshift, children's pillow bastion) Um, Vaggie, sweetie, can you stop trying to kill the others? They're our friends.
Kid Vaggie: But they're demens! And you're too sweet and p-p-p- (blushes brightly and averts her eyes) -pwetty... (focuses back on the cowering sinners) to be one of them! I swear as my angelic dootie to pwotect you, Pwincess!!!
Angel: Ha! You said dootie.
Lucifer: (magically appears in a swirl of red and gold glitter with his wings out) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is going on here?
Kid Vaggie: (big doe eyes) Weinforcements!
Lucifer: Huh?
Kid Vaggie: (toddles over to Lucifer and starts pushing him towards the bastion and tower) In! In! In! We have to pwotect the pwincess!
Lucifer: (gets set down next to Charlie) What just happened?
Charlie: I really don't know. It all happened so fast.
Alastor: (appears in a whisp of shadows) What is going on here?
Kid Vaggie: (snarls and pulls her spear up at the ready) DIE, DEMEN KING!!!! (charges recklessly towards Alastor)
Charlie: ALASTOR, I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU HARM A SINGLE HAIR ON VAGGIE'S HEAD, I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD JOINED THE VEES!!!!!
Alastor: (sighs) Remember, you wanted to use your deal for something important. Don't waste it here.
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