#i love my stupid little splatsona

[ghosthoodie]

im team nessie baby!!! nessieslider into VICTORY

[quirrelscoldtoe]

heh.. what if mick mars was an inkling…

[putersmoocher]

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Uhhh tartar :3

I refer 2 myself in 3rd and 1st person btw

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Our ship name is HeartWires!

It’s because I’m very into anatomy and the heart is my favorite organ, Wires bc Tartar is a phone and I love to wrap my fingers around his phone wires…(He gets sooo flustered by it)

My splatsona is his right hand man. I don’t think they are “romantic” in the traditional sense tho! We’re in a QPR together! My splatsona: Tavish works at Grizzco during the day, and during the night the deep sea metro.

Tavish is one of the surgeons who does the Sanitation procedure. Unfortunately he’s rlly clumsy so at one point he got a bit sanitized. Tartar doesn’t rlly want that so now Tavish is a bit sanitized but also a bit robot. (He has typewriter parts in him.)

Uhh when Tartar got exploded by agent 8 I think Tavish was really upset and spent the following weeks in dissociation. They definitely vented to Lil Judd (Lil Judd did NAWT gaf) But they put Tartar back together and now they live a fucked up evil villain life doing silly crimes. (The Squidbeak Splatoon stops their evil plans every week)

I like to think Tartar is a bit fucked up after the whole death thingy…I think he has fits of rage and helplessness and Tavish has to comfort him. Tar doesn’t like feelings he thinks their stupid.

Tavish is rrly clingy to Tartar. I spend lots of time in his office. I have my own office but it’s not as fun when I’m with my boy.

C. Q. Cumber (He’s the original one) is definitely our 3rd wheel. C. Q. Cumber and Tartar are super close, like parental close. Cumber is definitely annoyed of our shenanigans, he gives older mentor to us.

Tavish sometimes plays turf war but not really…he uses the OG E-Liter Scoped. He definitely hears how the other kids whisper about how weird looking he is. Thats why he’s mostly working for Grizz Co. nobody notices weirdo during odd jobs.

Tavish is a rlly big Grizz Fan. Definitely has all the merch. He noticed when the statue changed and with the help of Tartar found out Lil Judd is behind it now. Tavish is now a little guy who is Lil Judd’s and Tartar’s right hand man (Hamilton Ref) but yeah he works for both of the companies and looks a bit evil.

Tavish is a rlly bigg ω-3 fan. He’s definitely ruined a few quotas from just jamming out from shift to shift. (Still Eggsecutive-VP tho)

Uhh yeah Tavish is just a Blorbo with his Partner Tartar!!!!

Tavish’s Splashtag

I looove Tartar if u couldn’t tell :3

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