#Be quiet

[eroticcannibal]

If you don't have earbuds:

1. Get some.

2. That's it. Get some fucking earbuds and stop making noise with your phone.

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x05

[an-experienced-gentleman]

Come and be quiet with me.

Six Sexy Words

[dxrkone]

im fast to get away, far.

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Black and Gray ~

[thegreatgremlingang]

*Rage post may delete later*

just went and saw a meta about Jiang Cheng being underappreciated for getting Wei Wuxian out of the Xuanwu cave and stuff and I was scrolling through the comments being like "awwwww" "yeah that's right" 'damn straight" "yeeeheeahhhh" and then I just saw this FUCKING COMMENT being like "eeerrrmmmm that still doesn't excuse what he did to wwx he's such a nasty ass human being omg" and idk why but it just flipped some sort of mental rage switch in me and HRRRRRNGH like the little smile was WIPED OFF MY FACE and my intestines crackled from the sudden rise in blood pressure and like jc antis can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE chill and leave us the fuck alone

I don't want to die young from health complications

my entire dash was full of jc metas and ofc discourse and this fucking comment just pushed me over the edge

jc antis PLEASE PLEASE leave the stans ALONE and go drink some orange juice or something please do something productive you've got better things to do that shitting on jc and the people that choose to like him

even if he's straight up evil (he isn't) that's not your fucking problem isn't it people can stan literal villains in other fandoms and nobody cares so why do you guys have to be such control freaks

I don't see the xue yang antis and Jin Guanyao antis behave in this rabid ass sort of way just CALM DOWN and stop trying to make us argue with you on whether Jiang Cheng beats Jin Ling on a daily basis or if he puts emo teenagers in wood chippers or something

what even is the purpose of all the shit you get up to? Is it going to make Jiang Cheng hear you through the fourth wall? Is he going to drop to his knees and apologize to Wei Wuxian? NO! Is it going to make us stans see the "errors of our ways" and go hate on Jiang Cheng with you? NO! Is it going to summon Wei Wuxian so he can host a fan meetup and give you a hug and his autograph and his eternal friendship? NO!!! Is it going to drive Wei Wuxian to put Jiang Cheng in a wood chipper? NO!!! Is it going to make Jiang Cheng become real so y'all can put him in a wood chipper? N O !!!!!!!!!!!

Listen. Just like how we can never convince you to stan Jiang Cheng, you can never convince us to do whatever is your endgame. So I suggest you go to your own little corner of the fandom, stop bothering us, let us be "delulu" in peace, and get a fucking life.

phew!

Now I feel much better! Thanks for coming to my Ted talk and don't forget to tune in next time! bye bye!

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Ranma ½ [1992]

[spiritualseeker777]

[gramarobin]

🫣

[stump-salsa]

Piece of shit 2000

[lanadelrey4life2]

[andy-clutterbuck]

2x10 | 18 Miles Out

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

I just … the scene after Odysseus reveals himself to Penelope and she’s still so cautious and untrusting and you can tell that makes him love her More because only a woman who was deeply skeptical and clever and his match could ever truly be the one he loves (and who loves him back! Wily Odysseus the Trickster and his Clever Wife Penelope!!!)

[kanachaka]

“Shifting is lucid dreaming”

“Shifting is maladaptive daydreaming”

Do you even remotely know what shifting is? Cuz if you did it’d be pretty hard to confuse it with daydreaming and lucid dreaming. Last time I checked you can’t be in a dream for 5 years consciously and feel everything just like you feel it here 🤷‍♀️ but I don’t know maybe you did. You better have to be talking all that shit

[curvykittyyssmutfics]

Hush ft. Gojo (part 2)

"Startin to think you're real selfish, know that? Pretty y/e/c eyes cryin on my shirt while your desperate lil puss cries all over my cock. Only care if I make you cum, huh? Mmmm.. But what about me, y/n?"

Satoru slowly slides out, amused when you whine in despair at the emptiness. Shakes his head at your horny ass grabbin your breast, pinching your nipples through your uniform shirt. He tsks before finally givin you some mercy- as well as a deep ass penetrating stroke. "Fuuuuuuck!" It's gut wrenchingly swift and deep, has you falling back against his desk as you cum with a wail of his name. Clutchin pitifully at his shirt, snatchin him down on top of you. Satoru watches in absolute disbelief as you seizure under him from.. One. Fucking. Thrust. "The fuck woman?" Tries covering your open mouth with his palm but he can barely muffle your delirious wordless shrieks. "Hush, y/n!" His own nut now simmers on the surface at your hysterical antics. So Satoru places his hands on either side of your head and gives you another pussy murdering stroke. The arch your back snaps into honestly looks like it hurts to him. "Oh God, Saaatoruuu! Dick so fuckin good.. Love it so much, baby! Love you too.. Love you so so much!" He breathes through his nose sharply at your admission while your insides crush his pulsating cock. You gush his lower half, juices splattering audibly against his pants. That's all she wrote for Saturo. "Calm down, woman! Hoooh shit.. Pussy won't stop milkin my shit!" His head snaps back, damp sweaty strands of his snow white locks fall into his face as thick ribbons of cum splash the inside of your quivering lil puss. "Fuuuuuck! Love you too, honey. Mmm.. Ohhhh! Love you more than you know.. So goddamn much, y/n." He leans foward pressin in deep. Low groans squeezin out through his clenched teeth as he stares at the ceiling unseeing. Another stream shoots out, then another. Satoru gives up on quieting your moans, hands balling to fist on each side of your head at the intense sensation of his never-ending nut. Piercing eyes crossed from you buck underneath him, pussy attempting to suck and wring him dry. He's so preoccupied with listening to your pitchy keens, and draining his load inside you, he fails to notice the absence of voices comin through the walls. Or the shadows outside his office door. Misses Yuuji furiously stomping away when he hears you moan like a pornstar, Megumi and Maki joggin to catch up. Satoru only starts to see straight when you push at his shoulder, signalling his weight bein too much. He leans back, dick sliding out to the tip, still enjoying the clutch of your snug, wet warmth. His head lazily falls forward as he looks back to your disoriented eyes, notices the light perspiration dusting your pretty face. "Still love me?" The fuckin jerk smirks when you flutter around his dick, averting your gaze as you shuffle nervously with shame beneath his sturdy frame. You're tryin to catch your breath; need a moment to collect yourself, already feeling tired from the force of your orgasm. "Please be quiet, Gojo. Damn.. Ass always got somethin to say." Satoru raises a perfect white brow at you. "Comin from the woman that can't keep her mouth shut to save her fuckin life!" You slap at him but just ending up moaning loud and long as he pins each wrist and slowly slides his hard dick back in to the hilt. "Let's see how quiet you can be this time, y/n."