#Be More Chill SQUIP x Reader
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years ago
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Squip x Reader || Drabble
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Plot: You boldly admit that you wanna be with your Squip, and 'he' struggles to face his own... 'feelings'.
Warnings: The Squip is RUDE.
"-I dont want any guy at my school, I want you!" The words fly out of your mouth before you can have any say in the matter, buy you don't back down; maintaining a serious look on your face directed at the SQUIP.
All day he's been pestering you about going on a date, or hooking up - it's college culture, after all. And people enjoy it! - and you had reached your boiling point. Every guy that he suggested was disgusting, you didn't like any of then. You knew you wouldn't. You've never been interested in guys your own age,.. or who are nice,.. or your own species-
If you could even call the SQUIP a species, anyway. He was a computer. A very, very smart one who seemed... at times... to have feelings. Mostly irritation and pride but feelings all the same. That gave you hope.
You recognise how dumb your having hope was but, well, you couldn't help it.
You also don't get how Squip didn't see it in you, he has access to everything - your every thought, - but he never let on that he had any idea of your feelings toward him. Maybe he was trying to ignore it? That would sure make sense.
"... excuse me?" The Squip's voice is deadpanned while his face looks unamused, and dubious, and about a million other things you never want to see the guy you like look at you with when you tell them, and it makes you roll your eyes.
"You heard me." You don't have to repeat yourself to him! The asshole.
"You're being irrational." He sighs eyes rolling upwards into his skull. Then he rolls his shoulders, shakes his head in disappointment, and regains his composure; twisting his cufflinks that are always perfectly anyway considering he's a computerised image. "Honestly, if your period wasn't coming up in two days then I'd say you were crazy."
Jaw dropping, you suddenly wish you could touch him without his authorisation (he needs to access your nervous system to make it feel as if you're touching)- so you can hit him. "Low blow- and you know it." He's a computer- other dudes may actually think that periods impare women's thinking but the Squip knows that's just something you say to hurt someone. And you're not going to demean yourself explaining your bodily functions to him.
"No, menstruation doesn't impare your thinking," He admits, nodding matter-o-factly as he agrees with your thoughts, but not-at-all looking sincere. "But it does make you hormonal. You're just horny- it'll pass. I recognise that you've been having these thoughts for most of our time working together now but its your hormones causing you to voice them; trust me. Maybe I should switch to a less pleasing appearance?"
"Wh- no- "
"Hm, you know how I could help you relieve that horniness?"
Oh no. You know exactly where this is going. And it's not 'I can quickly fuck you'. No- "Don't you dare."
"Helping you hook up with Zack, yes."
"Squip!" You exclaim, frustration laced in everything about you; your tone, your eyes, your mouth and jaw, your hands- "It's not happening." You sat sternly. "I don't care if you don't want me back, you great asshole chip, but I'm not going to hook up with a frat boy like - "
"Reed then?"
"- Or a self righteous nerd like Reed. I'm not. I got you so you could help me be more comfortable in my own body, not have sex with random guys. And you know that! I don't know why you're constantly trying to get me in a guy's bed! Its- I- It defies reason!"
The Squip's form flickers, a snatch of his voice attempting to say 'reason' slipping out fuzzy as he seems to glitch at those last words. It only lasts for a few a moment, but it surprises you. Your face softens, and you reach towards him, not to touch him because you know you can't but just... because you have to- and- he actually looks at it as he returns seamlessly to his put-together air and appearance.
Theirs a curious look on his face as he grimaces at your hand. His eyes seem to be holding something back, but he's thinking about it.
"... your care for me defies reason. I'm a computer."
"I know." You shrug, gentle. All the frustration from before gone from your shoulders and everywhere else.
"Not a man." He reiterates, and you shrug.
"Well- you're a man a little. A computer wouldn't get so worked up."
"I'm an extremely superior computer."
"You are." You agree softly. "Alexa's got nothing on you. But you're also a man a little. Feelings cant be programmed." You insist, not pushing him but just stating a fact. Wanting him to believe it.
"I believe it." He growls, an annoyance in his voice thicker then humanly possible as he actually admits it. "Trust me, I... Its been a thought on my mind for a while, now." You open your mouth to ask him what he means by that, but he waives you off (rudely) and goes on. "You're right in saying feelings can't be programmed. Reactions can, but,.. not feelings. And the feelings you've been inciting in me, have not been programmable. I even tried to program them out, but- mm." Eyes growing slightly wider at him, you watch his jaw set and pop; frustration absolutely clear. "The only thing I can think is that its your fault. And, maybe, if I made you a little less available- a little less open to me- whatever virus is in me would lose interest. But... you're so fucking stubborn." Theirs actual anger in his eyes when he looks at you then, almost rage. Wow.
Your lips make an 'oh' shape. "Thats why you tried to get me to hook up with- "
"All those idiots, yes. But you just had to act like an obstinate little bitch and refuse every suggestion I made."
"Yeah, well, we know why that is- and don't call me that."
"Bitch." He growls, causing you to sigh in frustration (asshole, asshole, asshole- ), before he rolls his shoulders back and straightens up properly again. "... but you're right. You are. I know exactly why, and now you know my feelings- This interaction's been unprofessional as hell. It's gone too far. If I'm going to continue to assist you, help that you absolutely require," Gee thanks. "then I'm going to have to do a complete system reboot."
"You- " ??? "This is the most dramatic responce in history to being in love."
"I'm NOT in lo- " He cuts himself off before the word can come out, even if he was a full-man he would hate the word. Theirs nothing cool about being in love. To him it would be pathetic. "Thats it. In 5 minutes when I return post-reboot, this will be over and you will stifle your feelings about me- got it? That's how it should be. Now... " His appearance begins to flicker again, more frequently this time until he flickers completely out of existence like a TV switching off.
... you're about to panic, when the Squip touches back down onto the ground in front of you. He looks exactly the same as before except better posture, and when he looks down at you there with your wide eyes and your concerned frown, he immediately scowls.
"GODDAMNIT."
"Didn't work??" You light up. Quickly a mischievous smirk slips across your face, though, realising you're right when that pretty face scowls deeper. That means... oh, this computer must really have it bad for you. Ha. "I see... "
His eyes flash, actually flash - a blue light turning on inside them for a moment and making him looking almost demonic, - , and you suddenly appears directly in front of you, an unnaturally strong hand slamming you by the shoulder into the wall behind you. "You don't see... anything. This is a virus. I dont have feelings, for you."
Looking straight back at him in defiance, you nod. "It is a virus. I think everyone in the history of the world can agree on that."
He falters, so annoyed he almost can't decide what to say to you. "That doesn't even make sense, Y/N. Most people in the history of the world didn't even know what a virus was. It was first used 1898- " When you reach up and curl your fingers gently around the back of his neck he falters again, breathing in slowly and deeply- so sexy. "You're... what are you doing?"
... "Whatever you want me to." Its up to him. If he wants you to let him go, you will. If he wants you to keep going, you will. It's all up to him. You remember the first time you and the Squip kissed; he was just teaching you how (said it was completely okay because he was just in your head), but that was the start of your feelings. That was the start of this mess. You wonder if he was struggling before that and thats why he suggested it in the first place all those weeks ago.
When warm, firm lips slam into yours, forcing your lips to part and allow a forceful but exceptionally skilled tongue to take what it wants you're shocked and let out a squeak. The Squip's hand takes your throat now instead of your shoulder, squeezing shortly to tell you no, don't squeak. Not like you didn't ask for this, he thinks directly into your brain. Now what did I teach you then? If you remember so well? Don't sit there like a dumb statue. Kiss me back.
... when you do, tilting your head and giving a slow moan when your tongues touch, the Squip let's out a growl right into your mouth that feels so real, and drags you in tighter against him by the hips. You know it's just him activating your nervous system, and he's not really there, but you're miraculously okay with that. When something feels this good you don't question it.
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your-funky-human-companion · 10 months ago
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the squip going down on you really lovingly but only complimenting the things it changed
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m1l0-58 · 2 months ago
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i love this song but i can’t listen to it without being reminded about those fics with Mountain Dew Whiteout and the SQUIP 😭
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sansquip · 8 months ago
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the squip admiring itself/its functions to you and you're just like "mhm mhm" because you're caught up in just how amazing and functional and beautiful it's technology is as well
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fivenightsatartists · 1 year ago
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I been listening to some musicals (mostly listening to Be More Chill) and my brain just been exploded with a idea of a somewhat Crossover Au with a bit of X reader, let me know if you guys are interested in this....
(Spooky Month + Be More Chill Au) Kevin x Reader
Cast:
-Kevin as Jeremy Heere
-Radford as Micheal Mell (I'M SO SORRY!!! QAQ💔)
-Atticus (Skid's dad) as The Squip
-Reader as Christine Canigula
-Liv as Rich Goranski
-Ethan as Chloe Valentine
-Leon as Brooke Lohst
-Streber as Jenna Rolan
-Aria as Jake Dillinger
-Lila or Jaune??? as Mr. Heere (Jeremy's Dad)
-Jack (maybe???) as Mr. Reyes
Tell me if there's anything wrong in this then I'll change things up but no hate please, and yeah I know the BMC fandom is small and forgotten but I don't care I still love it ಠ︵ಠ
Spooky Month belongs to Sr. Pelo, Be More Chill The Musical (2015) belongs to Joe Tracz, and Reader (you) belongs to yourself
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fionacle · 2 years ago
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i cannot understate how much a squip would improve my life, but i also cannot understate how absolutely fucked i and everyone around me would be if my squip was evil like in the musical or if it did things wrong and potentially was glitching like in the book. voice of eric william morris coming out of darkiplier (claudia cacace lol)?? i’d be dead. god forbid it became like Wheatley or something. I need you to understand how horribly down bad I would be. it’d tell to punch my sister in the face and i’d just be the judge from the good place “yeah, you’re probably right.” i’d absolutely take the risk because schoolwork is hell and it could tell me how to go through every other part of life, again insanely useful, but dude if i tell you i got a squip keep an eye on me. i have to cope with it being a sentient computer AND whatever character or person it deems important enough to me to influence me? death
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marukane · 1 year ago
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its 1am take this and leave me be
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theblackdog552 · 1 year ago
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Top three ships?
Thanks for the ask! Harrymort is 100% my number one. The character dynamic is so interesting and i love exploring the possible angst or love that comes along with it.
Number one and a half is tomarry, i say one an a half because its sort of the same ship, but its not. Even though tom and Voldemort are technically the same person, theyre so different in how they act, their tactics and the time period too. I love time travel tomarry fics.
Number two is probably fred x george weasley, i call it weasley twincest. I love them because its so interesting to have two people who know each other so well try to navigate a taboo situation. Theyre siblings, which is wrong, but they know each other like they know themselves, so why shouldnt they be together?
Number three is squip x jeremy from be more chill. I used to be a hardcore shipper of this, not as much now but i still love it. The squip is a computer that lives inside jeremys brain, and its sort of like a built in chatgpt that helps jeremy through life. It was my number 1 ship for years before it got dethroned by harrymort lol.
Honorable mentions are billdip (gravity falls), connor RK-800/reader (detroit become human), rickorty (rick/morty), and narrator/stanley (the stanley parable). These are all ships that i have/still do ship, just not as much as the top 3.
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somekindofloser · 3 years ago
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Returning to the Be More Chill fandom in 2022 is like finding a food you’ve been looking for in the back of your kitchen cabinet but then you realize that’s it’s been expired for several years
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continentalblue · 3 years ago
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okay fine while I do like fics where the squip is cold and an asshole and Himself I wanna see fic where he's soft and kind toward the reader :) just wanna be held in his fucking arms as he picks me up in his physical form. just , , , a squip who loves to fluster the reader, and be flustered in return. like , , , I wanna kiss his face and see him blush bright blue
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maybemingomango · 4 years ago
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Do I post mainly MHA content? Yes. Am I gonna stray from that for a moment because I recently rediscovered a person I used to simp for? Also yes
Headcanons || Michael Mell X Witch!female reader
I’m just in a Michael Mell type mood
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Michael and you were probably in the middle of a picnic or something (idk he seems like he’d like picnics)
You were dancing to something playing through your headphones
And Michael noticed that there were flowers blooming anywhere you stepped LISTEN I really like this IDEA
And he was just
In awe of you
“How are you doing that?”
“Doing what?”
“The flowers?????”
You bend down and pick a pretty pink flower with a red center and gently brush his hair back, placing it behind his ear
Mans
M e l t s
He forgets completely what he was asking about
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Eventually, Michael goes to ur house and starts picking up your crystals
“Why do you have so many of these weird rocks?”
“Don’t touch those, they’ve been in my bra.”
“You keep ROCKS. In your BRA????? Are there some in there now?”
“Yes Michael, there are some in there n-“
“CAN I SEE????????”
When you tell him why you have all the crystals, he’s so excited
You’re probably rambling, but he’s listening so intently, he’s just so sweet n supportive
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You text him one night and ask if he wants a spell jar
“OF COURSE I DO!!!”
You make him a spell bottle, probably for anxiety or something.
He puts it on a chain and wears it around his neck
He’s so proud of his witch gf and the pretty things she makes
Overall 10000000000/10 supportive nd curious bf
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simping-on-the-daily · 4 years ago
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Yo
Reader intentionally drinking Mountain Dew Red because they’re really pissed at their SQUIP, knowing what will happen to them when they drink it. In their last moments, Squip is just living in regret and feeling insane guilt.
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your-funky-human-companion · 11 months ago
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hi guys I just made an extremely spontaneous chapter of an extremely spontaneous fanfiction of Be More Chill
I would love it if you checked it out!
it's a squip x reader thing but like it's not romantic at all. Its more like a science lap partner thing but throughout all life and all.
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sansquip · 9 months ago
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I made a short Squip x Reader oneshot! It's just casual writing, more like a journal than anything, and it was really refreshing to get this out
honestly, it doesn't have any plot whatsoever lol. its just a few scenes of the Squip interacting with the Reader, who is it's host
some fluff
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howlongtillidie · 5 years ago
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EXCUSE ME WHO LET THIS MAN DO THIS
I mean we get HENRY CAVILL SQUIP!!!
Look at him!!!
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woodofpath · 6 years ago
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I think no one shout their birthplace when they’re dying...
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