#Bc I'm a big fan of polycules people

[walmart-miku]

Part 3 of characters I want to interact with Yosano.

Kouyou. And not just because I ship them. I have reasons for this. Both of them are people that have been manipulated by Mori, however Kouyou genuinely respects Mori and Yosano doesn't. Both had a difficult childhood, Kouyou with her being an assassin and Yosano's being in the army. Also Kouyou is like an older sister/mother to Kyouka and in a previous post of mine I talked about how Yosano would just adopt Kyouka after she joins the ADA. So now I need canon Kouyou and Yosano interaction so that they can be Kyouka's moms.

I also think that both are just slightly unhinged very beautiful women that need to hang out.

[codename-adler]

hey adler just wondering your thoughts on the big ol' polycule of kevkatheaaron

um... i will be a disappointment, i'm sorry 😭

i'm not a fan. i've read fics, and enjoyed them, but they are very much not my go-to ship nor go-to polycule. i think part of it is that if Kevin is in a relationship with a woman, i can't imagine anyone else but Thea. a) because i wouldn't wish that man on anyone else but someone as strong as Thea and equally a drama queen and b) i don't much believe in Kevin dating a woman, period. personal opinion! that's all!

oh and c) to me Katelyn is for Aaron or Thea, no one else. god knows Thea x Aaron x Katelyn would NEVER work, so, impasse for me. i'm so endlessly careful if i have to separate Kate and Aaron bc i love them both sm and i want to do right by them, so to me if it's not worth it, then i don't really ship them with other people? contrary to Kandreil or Kerejean, i feel Ke

JO I JUST SEEN THE THEA INCLUSION.

THIS CHANGES THINGS.

ohohohoho how interesting!!!!

hold on a second lemme screw my head back on right.

Thea / Aaron...? Thea / Aaron... Hmm. Vibe is: divorced gays who separated after realizing their homosexuality but they fall in love w the same 2 people (Kev and Kate) and turns out these bitches bi & they just not attracted to each other, so now they got shared custody of the other 2 hotties. they would be kind of hot together tho... oh lord jo what have you done!

omg?

yes. just yes. i'm on board. i'm so fucking on board i just got my boating license and i'm navigating this ship offshore into the pacific ocean.

Kevin: That's Thea, my gf

Kevin: That's Kate, Thea's gf

Kevin: and that's Aaron, Kate's bf

me: And who are you?

Kevin: I'm Aaron's bf.

yes yes yes. this polycule is perfectly balanced, as all things should be. I WISH U AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF SWEET DREAMS JO. THANK YOU BESTIE. I AM HAVING A BLAST (and a stroke)

[isa-ghost]

Would go crazy over any q!phil hc's, but may I request some about phil's harem I mean qsmp server polycule?

OHOHOHOHO YOU'RE INDULGING MY STUPID SILLY HAREM. YESSS.

Previous qPhil Headcanons

SO ANYWAY. QPHIL AND HIS INNATE TALENT FOR PULLING BAD BITCHES ON ACCIDENT.

Reiterating initial mentions of this for context:

--He's married to the Goddess of Death (Kristin) and Missa (a reaper). He's also fuckbuddies with Fit (no one can look at their interactions & tell me there's no homo there) and Etoiles. Strictly fuckbuddies; Fit has something blooming with Pac, and Etoiles is aromantic. --Everyone who Knows(tm) about the polycule has turned calling it a harem into an inside joke they only reference when Phil either isn't around or isn't paying attention enough to be like WHAT. --In fact, it's unfolded into a sort of joke folklore around Phil made up by the islanders closest to him that he has this inexplicable charm to him that makes any man-attracted person weak in the knees. (Baghera totally started it. Cellbit, Foolish, & Fit perpetuated it & it spread from there) --All this fruity silliness in mind, I have no fucking clue what queer label I'd slap on Phil, if one at all. Part of me wants to claim him as pansexual bc I'm Pansexual So Therefore So Is My Cubito + the way he'd explain how he experiences romantic & sexual attraction is exactly what I described *my* exp as in high school and my friend was like "yeah that's pansexual." But I also feel like Phil's the kind of guy to purposely not define his sexuality & remain an enigma both as a "mind your business" & a "It's Funny To Not Elaborate" thing. (As of rn I'm rolling with "he's pansexual but in a font you've never seen before")

S O

Obv Mrs. Goddess of Death Kristin came first, she's been with him since long before Quesadilla Island. Strangely enough, she can't recall too much prior to the island just like Phil, but there's no way the Feds know she exists let alone know how to fuck up the memory of a deity. But yeah, she was his first & is his ONLY romantic dynamic within his weird polycule

She's an avid fan of Phil being his best unintentional whore self with them nice ass shoulders on display all the time and that accidental man magnet charm. Loves watching him pull bitches nonstop without even realizing. And loves watching him be a total fruity dork with his besties. She knows if Phil was forced to choose ONE person out of the polycule to be monogamous with forever, he'd pick her. She's not worried at all about his yaoi island adventures

Next came Fit. Hough, what a man. They WERE, until recently, strictly fwb. They fucked nasty behind that gym and I'll die on that hill. The way they talk to each other sometimes? Big boy?? FitMC people are watching?? They fucked behind that gym. Their fwb was called off as soon as Fit got serious with Pac though. Phil was totally chill with it & actively encouraged it. He loves seeing Fit so invested in the romance he's got blooming. They're still more than friends, not lovers, but a secret third thing, the sexual aspect was just removed from the equation. Truly the most QPR of the polycule

Then came Missa. Oh Missa. Their dynamic IS platonic like Phil has stated & restated countless times, but Missa has a (not yet brought to Phil's attention) massive romantic crush on him. He hasn't spoken up yet to keep their relationship from getting rocky at all. But tbh that prob won't happen. They're platonic in the Kiss The Homies way. So what if they make out sometimes and are husbands? So what if they go on adventures that could be considered dates by some? They aren't a romantic relationship, even if Missa secretly kinda wants to be.

And finally, aromantic king Etoiles joined the fray. He and Phil started out as friends and that has Barely changed if at all, but sparring matches get a little too homoerotic sometimes and neither of them can resist the other when they're popping off extra hard. Things have. Escalated a few times. If yknow what I mean. Of all Phil's harem members polycule partners, he & Etoiles have absolutely ZERO emotional investment in the Spicy(tm) things they do together. It's simply a very intimate way of showing each other their respect & admiration for the other. What they have going on is a "*spanks you* good game, let's hit the showers team" kinda deal. They're the type of mfs to finish in bed then shake hands like "gg." Casual sex is >>>> to these two, but it happens waaay less between them than it did Phil & Fit, Fitza was habitual. Codebreakers is a once in a while thing

Btw once Fitpac gets more stable together and whatnot, Fitza could potentially reignite with Pac's consent. That's the key to healthy poly, all parties are informed & consenting. Pac would be like. An honorary harem member. He & Phil would have absolutely 0 intimate relations, they're strictly friends in the most basic sense of the word. They just also fuck the same guy (& would totally talk about it together if alone)

Phil sometimes tries to gauge if Missa only likes men or if he likes women too. If he does, he's going to ask if he'd like to hear about his lord & savior, Big Woman(tm).

Etoiles has 100% asked Phil who fucks the best out of the polycule bc like everything else, it's a competition & he Must win, he Must have the best dick game. This amuses Phil very much

*incoherent but clearly passionate noises about how Phil hasn't done anything spicy with any of the polycule in a hot second because of Ender King Situation stress*

GOD he wants to open up to them about it so bad. Like yeah he did w Fit that one time but he didn't go into detail and hasn't said anything since and bc Phil is an idiot that feels guilty easily, he doesn't want to tell Fit more atm bc he doesn't want to dampen Fit's high spirits or take away his time with Pac

OK BUT CONSIDER: POLYCULE GROUP EFFORT TO GET THROUGH TO ENDER KING POSSESSED PHIL AND HELP HIM FIGHT OFF EK'S INFLUENCE. OUGH.

Phil attracted all four partners with his raw skill and talent btw. If you even care. Literally was just going about his business being himself and it bagged him three dudes in addition to the literal goddess he already had

Although his feelings are platonic, Phil is attracted to Missa because Missa is a) the other father of his children and b) such a genuine and sweet person. And funny, even if a lot of the times the reason he's funny is bc he's like 2 seconds from having a stroke over whatever shit he missed hitting the fan this time

Phil is attracted to Fit bc. Well. That's FitMC of 2b2t, baby. Raw skill and talent sees raw skill and talent. Fellow anarchist. Also muscles. And that razor sharp stare. Fit's just dreamy as hell ok, let a man drool a little

Phil is attracted to Etoiles the same way he's attracted to Fit, HOWEVER, the reasoning is different. Etoiles has raw skill and talent, but it's the way he wields it and demonstrates it that makes Phil wanna act up. Also Etoiles is fucking hilarious. Who can resist a good sense of humor? Those dramatics make Phil swoon

[necrotic-nephilim]

What do you think about the fab five polycule

(Dick x donna x wally x garth x roy)

i'll be SO honest i wish i had like. insightful interesting opinions on them but i've always been a Young Justice kid and sort of. breezed past consuming Fab Five Teen Titans content-

but of what i *do* know, from the few comics i've read with these characters is this is one of the best ships for Dick, honestly. it always deeply annoys me when fanon content breezes past the Titans as if they're just some distant teammates and not some of Dick's closest friends, if not a second family. *especially* the Fab Five. for most, if not all of them, it's the first time getting to actually connect with other teen heroes. so there's something fun about how sort of terrible they are at it, at first. they all care about each other a lot. but they're kind of chucked into the deep figuring out how to work with each other and get along with *very* different personalities, so it's fun to see where the conflict comes.

as a ship, i do really love it. the Titans are a family. like we call a lot of teams found families, but for the Fab Five, that shit is the truest. they depend on each other and trust each other. when Dick and Bruce are on outs and Bruce fires him, he goes to the Titans.

i also enjoy how, to an extent, all of them are outsiders of some kind. Donna is alone in a new world she's never experienced, the same as Garth. Roy is still new and awkward to living the rich life with Oliver. Wally doesn't connect to his parents well. and of course, Dick has lost his parents and only has Bruce, who isn't the most emotionally available. of course they're going to cling to each other, as the first people they can really develop connections too. they're very clingy with each other and i think that's both cute and *fun* to explore like, codependency issues with them. how protective they can be of each other, how they default to trusting each other over their mentors, etc. it's all very interesting for a polycule, especially since for most of them, it's their first real relationship. i'm a big fan of "none of us know what dating looks like bc we've had such strange childhoods so we don't understand the Rules very well. we're all just going to date each other bc why would i date only one of you. do teamups count as dates now." vibes with teenage polycules. and the Fab Five just. have that on lock. they each fulfill a different "niche" in the group. Garth is the softer, more emotional one you can go to if you're upset. Donna is the one for planning bright fun trips and making sure you don't wallow. Roy is protective and can pretend to be suave, but he shows affection through gift giving and grand gestures where words fail him. Wally can cheer any of them up with jokes and distractions. and of course Dick is the logical one who makes sure they all keep their heads on and don't drown in the responsibility.

overall i think it's a really cute ship and i do wish i just. knew more about them to be able to write them/read fic of it because i do love their dynamic. and i'm just a firm believer in the Titans being Dick's family, just as important to him as the Batfam. they're a disaster and for that you gotta love them.

[neurodiversebones]

good evening fellow bones enjoyer (i just binged the first four seasons in the last like. three days. and i'm going to watch the rest over the next week or two. how is this show so good) just popping by to say hi and i love this show and your hodgins agereg fic! also. i am in Extreme Rarepair Hell bc i saw that whole Thing with angela's very hot ex-husband and Immediately went "why not polycule?" only to find Absolutely Nothing for fics with him even just as a side character or smth😭 grayson barasa you are famous TO ME also: everyone at the jeffersonian is some kind of neurodiverse. it's a prereq for getting a job there at this point lmao i love all my ND blorbos <3

i did not write the hodgins agere fic though i am a Big Fan ‼️

i can't say im a birimbau or however its spelled stan as i am just a simple lesbian HOWEVER i support you 😭

honestly i have a hc that the jeffersonian is known within certain circles as being a kind of safe haven for nd scientists like. have you been treated like you're lesser than? had your intelligence diminished at other institutions? no fear these people will Love You. <3

[jacebigmac]

Tell us about mind control 👀

So this I'll do some art later, but Thirst For The Stars (AKA Thirst) is essentially the living vessel for a fragment of some eldritch cosmic horror trying to reach through into another reality. They have very little emotion or capacity for empathy and the primary thing they're even capable of feeling is hunger. For everything. Food, sex, power, you name it. All they get from their passenger is this lust for any feeling of pleasure or energy or strength the world has to offer.

They have this kind of allure to them that draws people in, sort of like the charisma you see in cult leaders? Except they can also literally reach into peoples thoughts and start pressing buttons. They're peak hedonist, no real regard for other life so they just use people whatever way they can. If they're feeling particularly starved this extends to a sort of life-force energy vampirism or just straight up eating people (I'm not a fan of vore tho so don't expect to see that here lol)

Their body is covered in what looks like tattoos, but are actually the tendrils of the Thing inside them pressed up against their skin. They move around a little and can break through the skin and reach out to basically any size so long as Thirst has the energy to fuel it. As mentioned they have this kind of natural draw and some psychic abilities but also their eyes specifically can just sort of...draw people in. They're huge, black and dotted with pinpricks of light like stars and the more someone stares into them, the more they forget their own personality. Its mildly addictive and someone who does it often enough can end up as basically just a meat puppet for Thirst.

Theyre intended to explicitly be a villain obviously but I've played them toned down for d&d where they're still evil just less. Uncomfortably horny. Still hits on anything with a pulse. They don't have any long term goals beyond trying to satisfy the endless hunger they feel so short term they're just...trying to turn a toxic polycule into a full fledged cult bc frankly eating people is alot of effort?? Cause then you have to kill the folks that come after you etc etc. They're perfectly happy to just laze around on a pile of cushions while their simps feed and/or fuck them.

Ngl big part of me loves that idea of like...giving yourself over to a higher force that just wants food and pleasure. Until nothing else is in your mind.

[coffeeshelves]

ok im like 75% of the way thru it according to libby and im going insaaaaaaaaane. damaya is syenite who is also probably essun

funnily enough syenite's passages have become my fav even though i still really like reading abt damaya and schaffa and her time at fulcrum (<-still a big sucker for academy stories/characters learning to control their power. even tho i havent been in school for years)

i dont know how to feel abt the whole syenite/alabaster thing thoooooooo i guess its the natural progression of their relationship but. hmm. not sure how to parse it

i do like the addition of innon tho and their like weird polycule thing. im so glad the domestication doesnt last though bc i am NOT a big fan of domesticity in stories like, at all. im glad jemisin spends only half a chapter on how theyre living in meov because oh my god i would get so bored so quickly if i had to read abt her and alabaster taking care of a kid

i have a lot of praise for this book ngl but one of the minor things that irk me is like. how the author constantly shortens people's names. like i get (i guess) syen from syenite but what REALLY threw me off is early on during syenite and alabaster's trip when syenite just. called him 'baster out of no where. i was like huh??????????????????????? i'm not a big fan of nicknames i guess

u guys. i started reading the fifth season

GAPED I TELL U. I AM GAPED

the sections w damaya and schaffa so far are def my faves and its so insane how it was like. omggg schaffa taking her awayyyy schaffa her new friend!!

and then you get to their second chapter and he breaks her hand and its like. oh. ok

i have many thoughts about orogenes and guardians and i will return to them when im more cohesive. but omg

i like the narration of damaya's chapters too i think second person is very fitting for a woman who's probably a little disassociated since she lost her kid. jury's still out abt hoa tho

and ngl i dont really care for syenite yet altho ive only read one chapter of hers. the whole like. she's gotta get preggo to birth a strong orogene is gross. really gross. but in the context of the book i get it

[halftheway]

nobody asked but here's the oa polycule's favorite musicians

wilbur's is mcr, natch, but he insists it's a classical composer. i'm talking antonín dvořák or some shit.

likewise, quackity is obviously a swiftie/mitski girly. when people ask though he specifically chooses a band he doesn't actually listen to, but one he thinks will make him look best in the given situation. (usually, it's one of schlatt's favorites.)

charlie likes journey. he's a big fan of 80s synth/guitar and if he could break the fourth wall he'd be so pleased to know his series is titled after a journey song

sapnap is a jon bellion fan simply bc he's a good combination of a Wife Guy and also just like. a dumbass young man that also gets incredibly introspective sometimes. the vibes match

karl listens exclusively to whale song and recordings of the sound the sun makes.

[rubyneo]

Making a new pinned post bc I lost my other one. Basic info can be found in my bio 🥰

I'm Cherry/Cj/Sage (they/them) and I'm your friendly local artist/writer/editor/general nuisance.

I post a lot about R/WBY, but you'll also be able to find posts about a lot of other stuff (S/PN, Ha/nnibal, 911, M/DZS, DC comics, etc)

I use tags for my mutuals and friends! Generally by name, but if I'm talking about multiple or in general I use the tag my internet mutual polycule is better than yours.

Bastardmance tag is for my wife Daisy/Rose moonedknights <3

I also have an untagged queue running with mainly aesthetic posts. (Sometimes I tag these, and you can find them under cj.aes, words, and poetry)

I tag vent-y/annoyed posts with cj.vent and salt tag, so you can filter those if you don't want to see those posts.

CHERRY BRANWYNS R/WBY FANDOM INDISCRETIONS:

if you're here because of the fallout between blaire tran/sjnpr and i last year: yes im still a big meanie who hates fun and popular ships, yes im still a nasty "panphobe" who thinks pansexuality and bisexuality are the SAME THING and pan people owe bi people $30 every time they say otherwise. here's my venmo for that :)

if you're here because of my past bmb/lb edits, posts, stories, headcanons, or the bee bible itself: im not a bee shipper anymore, though i can occasionally be convinced to make edits of them for friends or nice anons.

if you're here because you want to see if im a mean nasty little anti: bro i genuinely do not care anymore if i dont like you im gonna block and move on. if i dont like the content you produce im gonna block and move on. its very simple. dont bother me and im not gonna bother you. im 21 i dont care about pro v anti discourse anymore i just wanna make my blorbos kiss

if youre here because of ladybug: hiiii <3 please go pre-order the zine <3

if youre here because of the ECM weirdo freak post, yes i still think he is.

I DO unironically ship Qrow/Tyrian now. Cry about it <3

I think Sno/wfall is boring. It was cool at first but y'all had to make it a bland ass ship.

I've had this particular blog since November 2018, there's opinions on here that I don't hold anymore. I'm now a Cinder and Mercury fan, I think Cinder AND Salem are getting redeemed.

I still view Roman and Neo through a platonic lense and I don't take Roman Holiday as "canon" because of the stuff outlined in those linked posts.

Subsection of the above: I still think Neo is roughly the same age as the rest of the protagonists. (So 19-21)

I am a big meanie who hates popular ships. BB is boring, NND is interesting through a lense of Salem/Ozma's pattern being repeated and perhaps the issue of whether to bring Penny back or not giving the heroes sympathy for Salem's tragedy, FG was boring, WR is cool when my friends talk about it but too many of you are weird about it.

OTHER:

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Bi vs Pan discourse: I'm panphobic now.

Slurcourse: Stop trying to gatekeep slurs from people who are targeted by them 😭😭😭 Bi women are called the d slur, any flavor of gay person is called the f slur, cis people arent going to ask if im transfemme or transmasc before calling me the t slur when they find out i'm trans. The q slur is a slur as much as it's an identity.

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Just...show respect and compassion for other people and don't call people slurs without their permission.

[cantdanceflynn]

phineas and ferb for the ask game

Favorite character: CANDACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'VE MADE THIS VERY CLEAR AT THIS POINT LOL

Least Favorite character: I DON'T RLY HAVE ANY CHARACTERS I DONT LIKE BUT IG ALBERT? IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

1: CANDEREMY(VERY OBVIOUSLY. THEYRE JUST THE BEST I LOVE THEM SO FUCKIN MUCH BELOVEDS)

2: PROBABLY PHINABELLA. I THINK THE PROPORTION OF FANWORKS FOR THEM IS FUNNY BUT ALSO LIKE. THE THEM. THEY'RE SO COOL

3: BUFERBJEET/BUJEET: I USUALLY HAVE BUFERBJEET BC POLY BELOVED AND ITS RLY FUNNY MOST OF THE TIME BUT I ALSO DEFAULT TO BUJEET DEPENDING ON THE AU

4: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH BALJEET AND GINGER MAYBE????? I USUALLY HAVE A WHOLE POLYCULE GOING ON IF I'M GOING IN THIS FAR BUT THEY'RE RLY CUTE.

5: VANESSA AND MONTY OR STACY AND COLTRANE. I CAN'T PICK.

I COULD HAVE PROBABLY PUT IN SOME MORE NOT SO CANON ONES BUT LIKE. I LIKE THE VAST MAJORITY OF WHAT CANON GAVE US.

Character I find most attractive: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BIG PART OF MY FIRST GAY AWAKENING WAS 2ND DIMENSION CANDACE. SO HER. AND YOU MAY POINT OUT THAT I HADN'T WATCHED PNF FOR THE FIRST TIME BY THE TIME I KNEW I WAS BI. HOWEVER, THE 2ND DIMENSION NOVELIZATION AND SMALL VERSION OF THE MOVIE WITH A FILTER OVER IT AND A THIRD OF THE SCENES CUT OUT ON YOUTUBE DID WONDERS FOR MY 10 YEAR OLD SELF.

Character I would marry: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH PROBABLY STACY. NO REAL EXPLANATION.

Character I would be best friends with: WDYM IM NOT ALREADY BEST FRIENDS WITH THE WHOLE CAST? BUT CANDACE. WE'RE VERY SIMILAR AND ID PROBABLY END UP ON HER SIDE OR DRAGGING HER INTO THE WHOLE THING OFTEN ENOUGH THAT WE'D BE GOOD FRIENDS.

a random thought: DO YOU THINK PEOPLE KNOW THAT LIKE. CANDACE CAN STILL HAVE HALLUCINATIONS WITHOUT IT BEING A WHOLE ANGSTY "PHINEAS AND FERB ARE ACTUALLY DEAD AND SHES HALLUCINATING THEM"? I KNOW THAT I THINK THE TALKING ZEBRA IS ACTUALLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION SO LIKE I SHOULDN'T GET TO TALK, BUT LIKE. ONE OF MY FAVORITE HCS FOR HER I DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYWHERE AS MUCH AS I SHOULD IS THAT SHE HAS AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS SOMETIMES. USUALLY WHEN SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT THEM BUILDING SOMETHING.

An unpopular opinion: I THINK IT'S KINDA WEIRD THAT YOU BASICALLY CAN'T THROW A ROCK AROUND HERE WITHOUT HITTING A PHINABELLA FANKID BUT I CAN BARELY FIND ACTUAL CONTENT WITH AMANDA, FRED AND XAVIER??? YOU KNOW, CANDACE'S CANONICAL KIDS?????????????? LIKE NOTHING AT ALL AGAINST FANKIDS, I LOVE THEM, I HAVE THEM, BUT WHY IS THERE NOTHING FOR THEM.

My Canon OTP: CANDEREMY. I THINK I HAVE MADE THIS CLEARER THEN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD LOL I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH I THINK THEY'RE THE ACTUAL BEST AND DESERVE THE WHOLE WORLD.

My Non-canon OTP: IG BUFERBJEET! I DO LOVE THEM LOL THE AUTISTIC FLAVORS ARE VERY STRONG. THEY'D HAVE BOTH THAT NEIGHBORHOOD REPUTATION AND THE BEST REPUTATION WITH ANYONE WHOS KNOWN THEM FOR FIVE MINUTES. AND THEN THE WORST AND BEST REPUTATION WITH ANYONE WHO KNOWS THEM LONGER THEN THAT.

Most Badass Character: ISABELLA, CANDACE, AND ANY VERSION OF THEM. FERB AND PERRY ARE ALSO SUPER DUPER HIGH UP THERE.

Most Epic Villain: PROBABLY 2ND DIMENSION DOOF????? IDK ITS NOT LIKE RODNEY COUNTS AS EPIC IN THE SLIGHTEST.

Pairing I am not a fan of: *POINTS AT PERRYSHMIRTZ AND FERBNESSA* LIKE WHY. I KNOW WHY AND I THINK IT'S STUPID AND THEM NOT THINKING THINGS OUT WITH CERTAIN BITS WHICH JUST MADE IT HORRIBLE FEELING BUT WHY???????????????

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY ONES I'D HERE, BUT I GUESS CARL??? LIKE. I LOVED THE WHOLE EVIL CARL THING FROM WHERE'S PERRY AND HOW THEY CARRIED THROUGH WITH THAT. BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BIT MORE CONSISTENT WITH HIM DEMANDING MORE RESPECT IG IS MY THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.

Favorite Friendship: YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE?????????? THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP?!?!!?!?!!?!! PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE CAST AND THEIR FRIENDSHIPS WITH ONE ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE FREAKING CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Character I most identify with: CANDACE. WE'RE LITERALLY ALMOST THE EXACT SAME IN SO MANY REGARDS SHE'S JUST A COOLER VERSION OF ME.

Character I wish I could be: ALSO CANDACE. LIKE TO A WHOLE "I WILL LITERALLY BECOME HER" POINT. I HAVE PERMISSION TO BLEACH AND DYE MY HAIR FOR HALLOWEEN AS HER AND EVERYTHING AND I WILL BE DOING IT!!!!!!!!!! LIKE. CONSIDERING A NAME CHANGE AND EVERYTHING.

AND YES, I KNOW IT'S A MIXTURE OF MY OWN IDENTITY PROBLEMS AND WANTING TO FEEL LIKE AN ACTUAL TEEN AND STUPIDLY INSTINCTUAL AND IM PROBABLY NOT GONNA ACTUALLY TRY TO BECOME HER IN REAL LIFE BUT I MIGHT

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Ramble about Jindra n Djinns relationship bc I'm shipping hard

Oh boy okay

They met when the boys stopped in her village to get some of their weapons repaired. Jindra was substituting for her father at the smithy that day and she jumped at the chance to do something other than shoeing people's horses or repairing farm tools. Especially since the two did not seem like soldiers and were too fancy-dressed to be bandits or vagabonds, and rich people don't travel on horseback with camping supplies and don't do things that end up with weapons needing repairs, meaning they had A Story To Tell. Naturally they couldn't just tell her everything but being the expert liar that he is, Djinn bullshitted some believable alternate version without mentioning Stefan is a vampire. Of course, seeing her, Djinn got immediately hit with The Straight and him being him, he just had to strike a conversation with her (what can we say, Djinn is a ho and we love him for it 😌) He would hang around while she worked at the forge and although annoying and distracting her from work, she couldn't deny she enjoyed his presence. What can she say, the bastard is adorable (and that goofy smile of his, oh god). She would show the two around the village later, point them toward where they can get a room for however long they need, and for the following few days they kept "accidentally" running into each other and just hung around. After being told the two have dealt with a bunch of mythological beings before, she also directed them toward a local castle ruin haunted by a ghost and saw how they broke the ghost's curse.

After that it was time to move on. Djinn was a little hesitant to leave the village, but agreed after Stefan started getting nervous about being discovered. It seemed like Jindra would be just one of his many acquaintances where the situation seemed promising but nothing ever came of it.

Just before they left, Jindra showed up with a bag ready, saying she's joining them. Djinn was delighted but both he and Stefan were doubtful she would actually stick around, since before this she has never travelled further than the nearest town only a couple kilometers from her village (and Djinn with his previous experience with women where none of his relationships lasted longer than a few months expected her to get sick and tired of him after three weeks too). But she did stay and it turned out that with her along, life got so much easier, especially for Stefan because after learning about his condition Jindra immediately offered her blood as well which made things a lot less stressful for both Stefan and Djinn. And having an actual local to teach them about the folklore, creatures, traditions and everything also prevented a significant number of fuckups. Jindra's Giant Huge Large Horse also comes in handy whenever they need to move something large, though for the first couple months Djinn is not a fan of having Šafránek around ("horses are not supposed to be this big, what even is this thing")

Also fun fact, when joining them, Jindra was convinced Djinn and Stefan are a thing and she was totally on board with entering a polycule and it took about two weeks to explain that they are not. Jindra still occasionally teased them about it, like "you two should totally date" but stopped with the jokes soon, because of Stefan. But she soon came to understand that even though there is no romance involved for Djinn, Stefan is still the most important person in his life and if he ever had to choose between losing her (or any girl) or Stefan for whatever reason, Stefan would always be the priority (apart from life and death situation where Djinn would try to save both even at the cost of his life). And she understands that and is perfectly fine with that. Knowing the whole reason for their travels is to help Stefan and seeing just how much Djinn is willing to sacrifice for a friend is also one of the reasons she fell for him beyond the primary attraction (in Death's words - "there's something utterly adorable about this pretentious piece of shit that tries so hard to get all the attention on himself so that the ones he loves don't suffer"). But it also causes her a great deal of worry because of how much stress Djinn puts himself under. He finds it hard to let his negative feelings show and always wears a convincing mask of confidence and optimism, because he knows it is in Stefan's nature to blame himself for any worries his situation causes. Jindra is someone he can open up to and vent about everything in a healthy way for the first time in almost a year since Stefan became a vampire.

Jindra has her demons too. When she was younger she lost her little sister in large part due to her own mistake, but unlike Djinn talking about it does not help. When it catches up to her every now and then, she prefers to deal with it by herself. Djinn recognizes that look when something haunts her but she does not want to talk about it, he knows people similarly plagued by past mistakes, so whenever one of these moments comes, he will offer his presence and silent comfort.

Aside from that, the two are a menace. You won't hear them use any pet names or sweet words, they mercilessly bicker and tease each other (Stefan too), all three of them argue, fight and call each other a dumb bitch with the utmost love and affection. That's just kinda what happens when one of you is an overly dramatic piece of shit (Djinn) who will sell his soul to fifty different magical entities for shits and giggles and lets them fight for custody, the other will challenge a minor ancient god to a fistfight and the third keeps wandering the forests and getting hunted because the local lord wants the rare white raven in a cage.

Though there was a time, the first couple months after she joined the two in their travels, when Jindra had a bit of a personal crisis. She's a quite strong believer and her beliefs clashed with the way she and Djinn wanted to live (neither of them ever wants to marry, they see it as pointless and want to keep a sense of freedom, and Jindra does not want to give up her last name as she's proud of her family's heritage). But eventually she comes to the conclusion that it doesn't matter, she prays as often as is demanded, celebrates the holidays, when they pass through a village or town she makes sure to visit the church and she literally hunts demons which in her mind should be enough to make up for her sins. Besides, according to the Bible, (if he wasn't a vampire) Stefan, who is one of the sweetest good-hearted people in the world, would go to hell just for loving men, so, screw that (Jindra herself leans both ways a little but did not realize until she met Stefan and learned that Djinn has two mothers because, come on, losing your train of thought when the neighboring farmer's daughter walks past in a pretty new dress is a perfectly normal straight thing to do /s)

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hi. i haven't been in the trc circles on here long. (ive read the books in my swearing off tumblr era bcs I'm a big girl now.)

so anyway im having my tumblrenaissance .. and im fleshly a ronsey truther.

do you have any fic/hc recommendations?

ok first of all i would say I’m less of a ronsey truther and more of a gangsey polycule truther that happens to include ronsey in the past and/or potentially future, but only as part of the larger polycule or in an au where something drastically changes. overall, the dynamic that i’ve gotten the most attached to over the years is sarchengsey, and so i might not be the best person to go to for ronsey shit. but oh boy do i have some headcanons for them!

personally, i think that they did a lot of “experimenting” when they were younger together, and i can get behind them being one another’s first kiss, and i for SURE think that they were at one point in love and are definitely still a little in love. i think at one point they just kinda got distracted by other people in their lives and their old love for one another grew into something different. but i think they definitely have the potential to become something more again in the future, especially if it also includes their current partners. I’m a big fan of adansey as well and i think adam balances them out pretty well.

my favorite headcanons for them are typically more angsty in nature, mostly due to the fact that pre-trc the two of them are more angsty as people. i really love the idea of them kissing for the first time at niall’s funeral, just because it’s such a fucking train wreck of an idea for them to have. i know everyone says this, but gansey homoerotically giving ronan a buzzcut is like, borderline canon, i think. anything with them driving and not talking about their feelings is truly perfect.

however, my other thing abt ronsey is that they’re mostly kids when there’s any potential for them to be anything, and a lot of people like to write some sexy shit for them. i definitely wrote something kinda spicy for them at one point (well, it was a rodansey fic, but still) when i was younger & didn’t feel as weird about it as i do now, due to the fact that i was approximately the age of the characters i was writing & also underage at the time. but now that I’m a whole ass adult, writing for them at that age feels SO icky unless it’s only about their emotions, even though they are both canonically repressed little horny teenagers whose main way of “being together” pre-their current relationships would most likely be pretty physical in nature.

that said, here are my top 3 favorite fics from when i was more into them:

the space around me by QueenRiza

a satisfactory world for reasonable people by spikenard (this is for sure one of my favorites)

two public high schoolers with magic vs. three magically rich private school boys and a ghost by elliptical (this one is unfinished & more about all of them but still quite good!