#And a wife

[genyasglockk]

LET BO-KATAN KRYZE KISS WOMEN ON SCREEN PLZ. LET HER RAVISH AND/OR BE RAVISHED BY A WOMAN. I NEED TO SEE HER LOCKING LIPS AND BUMPING HELMETS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. I NEED HER TO BE A GIRL KISSER. I NEED TO SEE THAT LESBIAN ENGAGE IN LESBIAN ACTIVITIES.

[amour-anguis]

hi friends! i’d like you to meet my new pup :)

this is Moony <3

she is a rescue from an awful situation, and i got to take her home today 🫶🏻

she is the loveliest, gentlest girl, and i am so lucky to be the one to give her a home :) yall im in tears

she is so excited to meet you all!!

[kitxvoss]

I had to go out and tell his enormous entourage - wife, kids, parents, siblings, friends -- it’s a life cut short but certainly well-lived. And you know, I don’t know if I was...if I was feeling envy or...jealousy, but I have to admit I wish I had even a small part of what he had.

[walmart-miku]

Part 3 of characters I want to interact with Yosano.

Kouyou. And not just because I ship them. I have reasons for this. Both of them are people that have been manipulated by Mori, however Kouyou genuinely respects Mori and Yosano doesn't. Both had a difficult childhood, Kouyou with her being an assassin and Yosano's being in the army. Also Kouyou is like an older sister/mother to Kyouka and in a previous post of mine I talked about how Yosano would just adopt Kyouka after she joins the ADA. So now I need canon Kouyou and Yosano interaction so that they can be Kyouka's moms.

I also think that both are just slightly unhinged very beautiful women that need to hang out.

[farfromstrange]

I just woke up and I had the weirdest dream. I have to tell you before I take another I-just-woke-up-and-I’m-not-ready-for-the-world-yet nap. It involves a good friend of mine, Charlie Cox and a bomb.

Now, I suddenly found myself in a location I didn’t recognize. Apparently, Charlie and I were married and my friend kept asking me questions about our relationship, like what nicknames do you have for each? And his nicknames for me were love, sweetheart, babe and bug. And then we did a lot of cringy couple things while we were being interviewed, like back hugs and kisses and holding hands. It was so amazing and wholesome 😭 I can still feel his hands, it was so realistic and we were so in love, I can’t even describe it.

And then we kind of went through airport security (?) and had to run from bad guys (perhaps writing about Hydra last night made me paranoid) to like the roof of the airport and there was a bomb shaped like a car. My other two friends were there as kind of like FBI Agents, and Charlie was somehow gone and I needed to find him, so I disarmed the bomb (I cut the blue wire, I remember that because I had no idea what I was doing), and then I did some things I can’t remember, the scene changed and I ran into his arms.

And then we went home (idk how) and my mom was there taking care of my two twin daughters. They wore Elsa costumes and I hugged them because the bomb made me realize how important family is. They looked like me and Charlie, no kidding, with dark hair and green eyes, and I hugged them. Charlie hugged them too and then I woke up before he could kiss me again.

They felt so real and I really miss my dream babies now :( AND of course, my dream husband who calls me love and is so in love with me he’d give me everything, and the whole world knew that and I was like… damn, I had a whole ass family and a dangerous job like in the movies and I was happy. And now I miss that family, is that normal?

[starspilli]

man of progress

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[froopa-coopa]

"I never asked for this"

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[readwritealldayallnight]

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who from the moment he laid eyes on you, has only ever referred to you as his wife

You, this sweet little thing, running through the halls on base one day when you turn a corner and nearly run headfirst into the Lieutenant, who’s walking alongside Soap

“Oh! Sorry about that, sir.” You told him, never slowing down in your hurried pace as you snuck around his large frame and continued down towards whatever you were evidently late for

The only reason his gaze had followed your retreating form, was that unlike everyone else, you had met his eyes when you spoke, even smiled warmly up at him

That one smile and he was done for

“Who was tha’?” The sergeant had questioned, seeing Ghost’s attention still fixated on you.

“Think that was my wife.”

“Yer what?!”

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who makes it a point to let everyone know that you are in fact his wife

Well, everyone apart from you apparently

He would certainly never abuse his position as a Lieutenant, but some new recruit had the audacity to whistle at you as you walked by? Well 100 laps around the base don’t exactly run themselves

Another soldier saved you a seat next to him in a briefing? He can enjoy scrubbing toilet seats for the next week in that case

Someone actually had the bollocks to ask you for your phone number? Perfect, he needed a volunteer for demonstrating hand to hand combat to the recruits, medics on standby of course

By the time he properly introduces himself to you for the first time, it’s understood by everyone else around that you are, for all intents and purposes, Mrs Riley

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who listens to you tell him your name in a voice that resembles music to his ears, hardly bothering to remember your last name, seeing as it’ll be changing soon enough anyway

“You can call me anythin’ you want, love.” His deep, gravelly voice had sent shivers down your spine, cheeky smirk widening beneath his mask. “So long as you call me, that is.”

By the end of your first date, (you were sitting alone in the dining hall and he wordlessly joined you what do you mean this isn’t a date) he’s wondering if you’ll insist on a ceremony or if he can sweep you away to the nearest courthouse and make this official, slipping a ring onto you finger and himself into you

You had laughed when he put his number into your phone and named himself ‘Husband’, certain that the man was only messing with you, some kind of hazing that you apparently weren’t aware Lieutenants played on the new communications hire, but it was only fair seeing as he’d saved your contact under ‘Wife’

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who is over the moon every time you play along, even if he knows you believe you’re only playing

“Ach, thanks Lt. Just what I needed.” Soap said, seeing Ghost’s approaching form enter the common room, holding a steaming cup of tea in each hand

“S’for my wife. Get your own.” The older man gruffly replied, sliding the mug onto the side table next to where you’re curled up on the couch, reading a book

“Aw, thank you honey.” You giggled, smiling up as him with an expression he thinks would taste even sweeter than honey if he were to run his tongue across your upturned lips

“Happy wife, happy life, sergeant.” Ghost shrugged, ignoring the other man’s pout, landing next to you and reaching an arm behind you across the back of the couch

“God, maybe I really should keep you.” You’d laughed, reaching a leg out to dig your socked toes into his muscled thigh, teasing him

Grasping your foot into his large, strong hands, he began massaging it, uncaring that you were only two of the many people in the common room, not when you looked at him like that, smiling together as though you truly were nothing more than a married couple

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who surprised you one day, insisting he needed your help with something crucial off base, and drove you to a local shopping outlet to look at none other than dresses

“Is there some sort of party happening?” You’d questioned, confused out of your mind

“Suppose you could consider it a party.” He’d answered, leading you through the many racks of dresses, you noticed were all, very conveniently, white

“Now while you’re lookin’ through dress sizes,” he’d added, taking your left hand in both of his. “You know your ring size? Got my own shoppin’ to do ‘round here.”

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[seagiri]

7 minutes in heaven