#Batcest shippers dni

[kitkats-and-kittens]

My life became way better when I started blocking people I didn’t like.

Batces—blocked.

Racism/homp—blocked.

Silly goofy post that was actually a horrendous take about my favourite character in disguise???

Blocked!!!

Pro shi—pardon me sir but you are blocked.

[jooheons]

antigone by jean anouilh (lewis galantiere) / wayne: family adventures #45 / lindsey drager, the archive of alternative endings / the new titans #52 / killing flies by michael dickman / nightwing secret files / antigonick, anne carson  / seperation, w.s. merwin / the 100, the dyling of the light

[roseredsnow]

Think I've made this post before but

Tag your fucking batcest ships

I don't care if it's just implied, I don't care if it's not main, I don't care if you don't see them as siblings tag the fucking ship

If I've went to the trouble of filtering as many batcest tags as I can the least you can do is tag it instead of hiding it may happen in the end notes not everyone reads.

The amount of times I've been reading and enjoying a fic to then see its batcest is ridiculous.

Edit: I do not consider shipping any of them with Steph batcest, yes she's a batfam member but she's not a Wayne, she shoukd be included in batfan stuff but she's not their sibling.

(Also because its my other main fandom I've had this problem in Bwen, you don't even have the "they're not related by blood" defence here)

[callmeredarrows]

[unicreamuwu]

Me when I see anything batcest related:

[teagrayson]

guys can u all stop shipping me with florence, thay bitxh is my literal sister like bro wyf STOP

[brionysea]

Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

[erinwantstowrite]

how many times do i have to tell people that if you're a batcest shipper, you aren't welcome on my page?? it sucks that i have to keep making posts. it sucks that i keep getting asks about it. it sucks that i have to spend my time blocking people. i am so sick and tired of this same crap over and over. this is the third post i've had to make about it

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Just as a warning though, I read this fic, and I had also started to read the second work without checking the tags and it became a jaytim fic

You have the tumblr gremlins that find fics, right? There's 2 I'm looking for that i read back before making an account and haven't been able to find again.

1st! There's one with young tim, before he's robin, and hes on a school trip to a museum but runs into jason, whos been watching over a weapon in the basement. They're both kidnapped and strung up by the baddies, each trying to out sass and protect the other until finally nightwing arrives to save the day

2nd! Theres also one where robin dick is on a school trip to some mountainous area and while the group is in the tunnels They're taken hostage bc its a ton of rich kids all together. Dick tries to ve a hero and message bruce, basically asking to be robin but the code word is rabbit, so instead of looking cool everyone thinks teeny lil dickie grayson cant handle a kidnapping without brucie oaying an extra 3 mil or smt for dick to have his stuffed bunny. I think that ones in the YJ TV show universe but im not sure

Thanks!

Anyone? The first one sounds vaguely familiar but I don’t know what it is.

[dukeofthomas]

Kinda funny how the only times I ever see anything about batcest is when anti-shippers bring it up

[batcavescolony]

Detective Comics (1937) #60

Robin was thrown overboard by the joker, they think he's dead (obviously he's not)

Some fans: Batman only sees Robin as a soldier.

Batman every time Robin is hurt/supposedly dead/dead: kill me i don't care. Life is no longer worth living. Everything is numb. I'm gonna spiral.

[proshipping-kitten]

I find it hilarious everytime I see antis on tiktok making edits using stole fanart except that I recognize the art and know for a fact that the artist is the "icky proshipper" in their dni

Like kid did you just google search for fanart and not even try to look up the artist??? I know that it's impossible to not see the problematic stuff if you even glanced at their profile

[clementineskesh]

something i find SO funny is when people go "I hate people who are obsessed with ~purity. when i see posts that say 'x enjoyers dni' then i click out right away because thats so offputting" like. yeah this is a win for both of lmfao you did what they asked? why are you acting like they've lost you you were never the target audience

[roseredsnow]

*Refreshes AO3*

*Sighs in seeing a batcest ship I haven't filtered out yet* because there's so many and I haven't seen anyone else ship them so there wasn't a need.

*Wants to cry because there's not enough to filter out so I'm just gonna be stuck seeing it*

Jason and Duke really guys?

[panicv0mit]

Jason is still my favorite guy!!!

batcest shippers dni

[arty-shadow-morningstar]

Cursed idea I had in the shower.

Bruce gets hit with a sleeping beauty type of curse.

You know. Be asleep in a deathlike state and only be awoken by a true love kiss.

(Let's assume Zatanna can't do shit for that type of old magic used and that was the only cure)

But the question is who is Batman's true love?

Catwoman is first candidate. He was going to marry her once. It didn't work.

Then, Damian asked his mom. Talia Al Ghul. The woman Bruce did marry and even had a kid with. Nope.

So kids are starting to panic.

They have to find that one special someone Bruce loves but he's Batman.

He doesn't talk about his feelings ever and making him do it is like pulling out teeth.

So they starts calling people they thought Bruce had good chemistry with.

Wonder Woman raised an eyebrow at the batkids' request but does it anyway. Didn't work.

Zatanna also reacted the same way.

Leslie Thompkins does it after some badgering.

Both Harley and Ivy does it to humor them.

Then, someone (Tim) finds Bruce's diary from where he was a teenager.

In it, Bruce talks about his crush on this boy, comparing him to the sun. Took a while for Tim to come to the horrifying realization that Bruce was talking about Harvey Dent aka Two Face.

They somehow managed to get Harvey to kiss Bruce. It still didn't work. But the kids are kinda traumatized by how close they were to having Two Face as a stepdad.

Then, they realised that they were only focusing on Bruce's female romantic interests so they decided to get everyone Bruce ever had chemistry with.

Clark had to awkwardly do it in front of his wife when he just came over to the Batcave check in on his best friend.

Lois gave Bruce a quick peck on the lips, just to make things somewhat even. (There was an inaudible sigh of relief when Bruce didn't wake up)

"That is the closest to a threesome with Bruce Wayne I will ever get." Lois joked, making Clark choke.

Oliver Queen went to wash his mouth right after giving the kiss. Dinah made a show of it to make Oliver jealous. The two of them took off immediately afterwards.

Hal Jordan was ready to run as soon as he did the deed.

Barry politely declined and the kids didn't push him. Because it is obvious that he and Bruce just hold respect towards each other. Same with Martian Manhunter and Aquaman.

John Constantine laughed in their faces when he heard their request. Once he realised they weren't joking, he still did it anyways and afterwards dropped an innuendo that implied that he had kissed Batman before and maybe something even more. Stole another kiss and promptly got out of Gotham before Damian had time to grab his sword.

They got the Riddler who was confused (or riddled, excuse my terrible pun) the entire time because minding his own business, got kidnapped by the Bat brats in daylight, found himself in the infamous Batcave and told to kiss Batman. He quickly did what he was told and then asked to be taken back right away so he can forgot what just happened.

The Bats voted on whether they should get Joker before they all unanimously agreed to never bring that idea again.

So the Batkids tried everything to find Batman's / Bruce's true love.

But guess what woke him up in the end? The answer was them all along. (Not Batcest. Batcest shippers DNI.)

You know that scene in Maleficent where she kisses Aurora on the forehead and she wakes up. Exactly like that.

The kids having done everything they could. Have to come to the conclusion that Bruce was as good as dead. One of the boys, maybe Dick or Jason, says goodbye and one of the others give Bruce a kiss on the forehead.

Cass started it and Dick does it too. Damian in a moment of weakness, does the same. One by one, the kids kissed Bruce of the forehead as a sign of goodbye. (You know Steph and Jason does it out of sibling peer pressure.) They all gathered to say, "Bruce, we love you."

Then, the motherfucker had the nerve to finally open his eyes in that moment to see his kids crying around him.

Bruce loves his kids. ❤️