#Based on real life events

[ohitslen]

Average university experience

[gojonanami]

thinking about an emergency c-section for one of your kids, and satoru is absolutely a wreck, already had been dozing off at the hospital after you were admitted for labor since “his” baby was taking their sweet time to come — as you put it. and he had taken up residence on the cot beside you, having just laid down, only to find a nurse doing a nightly check on you.

it happens slowly. the medical staff multiply one by one, until there’s a dozen of them, including one nurse on top of you with her hand keeping your baby’s umbilical cord from being wrapped around the baby.

and they don’t let him come in as they wheel you to the operating room, leaving him to pace alone, wondering if he would see your baby or you again. and realizing he didn’t even get a chance to tell you he loved you.

[candycatstuffs]

1 like = 1 smack

[little-annie]

Just another @strangerthingswritersguild drabble.

G | WC 635 | Steve, Eddie & Robin

It was a typical Thursday evening in Buckingson home -as previously named by a very inebriated Robin and Eddie. Some random record playing on low, the small space lit by nothing but the orange glow of lamp light and candle flame.

To anyone it would sound like a peaceful night at home.

But not just anyone had Eddie for a live-in boyfriend and Robin for a best friend who also happened to be a roommate. And surely no one had the pair of chaos twins constantly bringing in stray animals to their home.

The first time it'd been a bird, some small feathery thing with a damaged wing that Robin carried into their home with her bare hands and made a nest for out of grass clippings Eddie had gathered in the park. They named the chirpy little thing Squeaker, and by the time it's wing had healed the small animal had been on several road trips and one memorable trip to the grocery store. He'd (?) joined the next migration and now every year since when his flock comes through the city, he'll perch himself on their balcony and chitter until Robin or Eddie come out to say hello.

Then there had been Bambi. A small abandoned fawn Eddie somehow managed to sneak past Steve and into Robin's room where the pair cared for the thing until a wildlife rehabilitation centre could pick it up. Steve didn't find out about that one until he answered the call from the rehab centre offering their update on the creature several weeks later.

There was also Bob the baby Racoon, Dorothy the dumpster cat, Roco the abandoned puppy and now, there was Pumpkin, apparently.

Steve had been in the kitchen slaving away over dinner when he heard the soft click of the front door and the insanely uncharacteristic whispers between Eddie and Robin.

And then there was a meow.

A wretched, croaky thing that sounded as if the newest addition to their home had the same nicotine problem as Eddie.

“Shhhh,” Steve could hear Eddie whisper as he continued to stir the pot of pasta sauce he was making, “Don't want Stevie finding out about you just yet.”

“We gotta bath you first baby,” Robin added.

Steve could only imagine the condition of this animal, let alone the event it would be for Robin and Eddie to bathe it.

But as he had a handful of times before, he pretended he hadn't heard a thing and let the chaotic two carry on.

Just the sound of them attempting to wash the cat was rather comical. Of course there was lots of swearing and one quite loud yelp from Eddie, accompanied by Robin's hushed placating. Funny enough they were still trying to be quiet, but Steve could still hear the murmurs of…

“Are you bleeding?”

“Of course I'm bleeding, Buckley. Did you see the claws on this thing.”

“Did you see the nuts on ‘em?”

“Unfortunately, yes. What the fuck?”

“Should they be that big?”

“I don't know. We'll ask Steve.”

“What do you think happened to his tail?”

“Probably froze off like his ears.”

Jesus Christ.

Twenty minutes, several yowls from the cat, one loud painful sounding yelp from Eddie later, Steve is introduced to Pumpkin.

He's a scraggly looking thing.

One eyed, half tailed and missing the majority of his two ears. The definition of a dumpster cat. Steve's sure the cat stunk before the bath the apparently three before him endured.

Robin and Eddie are soaked head to toe. Bloodied and bandaged. Hair in utter disarray. They look exhausted. But they also look to be just beaming with excitement.

The cat on the other hand, held tightly in Robin's arms looks less than thrilled.

“Steve,” Robin starts, joined by Eddie a moment later, “Sweetheart,”

“Meet Pumpkin.”

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Do you have troubles leaving the bed during the December months? 😗💙💚

Edit: thank you @miss-doodle-jester for pointing out to me that Drakken looks like sleeping pose Garfield

[inejghafa17]

inej: what are the words you cant say?

kaz: the n word

matthias: i cant say the r word

jesper: idk what they are talking about but rural....rur ral

kaz: its ruru- ru- ru

jesper: yeah, like do i pronounce the second r?

inej: rur- ru

matthias: ru- rur

nina: rual- rurral- ru

wylan: rur-ral yeah man it is hard to say

[murmurmurl]

At least he somehow managed to keep his hair clean!

So silly!

[r4pira]

kid and law go hiking

[yourfriendlypyrovampire]

Sorry, my brain is at it again 😂

Riding around Linkon with Rafayel, eating ice cream and OutKast's So Fresh So Clean comes on the radio

MC: Ain't nobody dope as me and my McDonald's McFlurry

Rafayel: Cookies and cream, cream!

MC: Don't you think I'm so sexy, me and my McDonald's McFlurry?

Rafayel: Cookies and cream, cream!

MC: (Holds in laugh until they look over at Rafayel) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rafayel:🤣🤣🤣🤣

[untraditionaleagle]

Faceplant

[intheheartofcinema]

Your Name Engraved Herein (2020)

Directed by Patrick Kuang-Hui Liu

Based on real events

[ctommy-chileno]

[moonschocolate]

"i dont really listen to music on youtube or spotify, i listen to it through the radio" you wHAT

[unfriendlyamazon]

imagined seto kaiba calling into work to stay home and play video games

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Shego is about to leave to steal stuff Drakken: Be safe, I Love you. Shego: Yeah you better! Drakken: Wha--? What did I do?!?!? I´m sorry??? Shego???

[weebotaku21]

*my rabbits grooming each other*

Me to Si O : Aren't they like us , so loving and caring ?

*they start fucking the next minute*

Si O *with a smirk* : yes , definitely