#Barks

[obsob]

do YOU have any audiobook recommendations? what have you read / listened to lately?

oh yes i do in fact .

-best audiobook ever is the goblin emperor the narrator is SOOOOOOO GOOD its the best its the best its the best

-recent best read was angel of the crows by katherine addison SO GOOD SO GOOD . sherlock holmes retelling w supernatural creatures soooooooo good loved it miss addison i owe u my life .

- also by katherine tho under her pen name 'sarah monette' read companion to wolves which was Not what i was expecting but . good lord. abo world building eat ur heart out

-finished reading the big bad wolf series by charlie adhara a couple months ago . truly the best werewolf mlm series nothing compares alas

- started reading and then dropped the mars house by natasha pulley due to the fact there was sm Very Questionable politics going on . i dont think shes a terf i dont think i just think shes kinda stupid and abnoxiously english but that was a pass from me (maybe im stupid but im currently reading another book by her called the kingdoms which again is a little questionable but im invested so we move)

- am also currently reading FINALLY jonathan strange and mr morell or whatever his name is and so far am liking it!

- also reading um two different non fiction books abt ice hockey . sports !!!!

i also planned to this winter to start to re read the realm of the elderlings but im a coward👍👍alas

[doggirlhen]

guyliner for women

[rowlfthedog]

He is everything to me.

[victimmutt]

“Friends don’t have sex with each other” genuinely where is your zest for life

[ur-z0mbie-b0yfriend]

Btw my dms are open for trans perverts

[bioticspectres]

oh...oh no

[doglusional]

hey why is it even considered an odd or bad thing that narcissists need the ego boosts and shit. when every neurotypical ever is like "do i look good in this?" and youre supposed to say yes and if you dont they get mad. like everyone needs the ego boosts. everyone needs praise and someone to tell them theyre good. why. is it demonized when its npd. (i know why) why is it only bad when we need and crave and thrive on extra positive attention and praise.

[wasteland-wrecker]

Curiosity would kill my courier, thank god he’s shy

[m0ther-fvcker]

I just wanna be treated like a guy

get in my personal space, throw an arm over my shoulder, toss me around, taunt me, beat me up, pull my hair, stomp on me with your boot, humiliate me, lick the blood off my mouth, kiss me, rut against me

ya know

guy things

on my knees begging please please please treat me like a pathetic faggot

[wolfs-shrine]

u call it a deeply concerning and disgusting obsession with elements of codependence, I call it true love :3

[diypup]

being told to “stop fucking struggling”… dreamy sigh <3 <3 <3

[obsob]

okay i ...i need audiobook recommendations if u have any!! nothing too serious or requiring a lot of focus but still good n interesting... fantasy and scifi preferable + queer / mlm pref but not strictly necessary . no YA and do NOT recommend me gideon the ninth i am NOTTTT READING THAT🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️

[doggirlhen]

*whips out my big stupid penis* no one bats an eye

*whips out my tiny educated penis* suddenly theres questions

[rowlfthedog]

If one more person tags this post as “Q-Slur” (that’s just my identity!) or is mean to Miss Piggy (I have blocked multiple people over this on The One Post!) or tells me “You Forgot so-and-so” (No I Did Not! This is a muppets blog! The post was exclusively about Kermit the Frog and to Kermit the Frog it shall return) I am going to flip my lid!!! I apologize but the traffic on this post is making me absolutely bonkers. No more reblogs!!! Please. And Tgank You. Here is your adorable fuzzy pal Grover as a replacement for the original post. Good grief.

Edit: it got even WORSE the second time around. No More. I am a real human person. With feelings. Please leave me alone. All I wanted was to make a harmless silly post about a family entertainment character I like. We do Not have to be this cruel to strangers. I’m glad I at least attempted a second chance, but this is too much for me. NEW picture of Grover:

[plushfuckerbait]