#Bard Hydra

[beautifulfriends]

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[foolsabode]

Some more fan art for @beautifulfriends!!! Which you should still read!!! Just need to draw Bard in a dress~

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

HEY!!!!!! YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHAT I MEANT BY DRAGONSLAYER!!!

Dragons layer? No problem! Hydras are like dragons, right?

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Hydra!Yang: (main head leans down) And what does a faunus woman want from me?

Bard!Blake: There's a contract out for your defeat.

Hydra!Yang: Hmph. I'm well aware. So, you're here to "slay" the dragon hydra?

Bard!Blake: Oh, my apologies. I was under the impression that the poster said "lay' the dragon~

Hydra!Yang: (blinks) What?

Bard!Blake: It means I'm pulling a Scanlan Shorthalt here. (strums her lute and magic fills the air) Now get that scaley ass down here~

[novankenn]

"Layer" Interspecies Relationship Counselling Service (Pt 1)

Inspired by Blake X Yang - Dragon Layer & Blake X Yang - Dragon Layer "More Love" By @goldenamaranthe-blog

("Layer" Master List)

Bard!Blake: (Watching Chevalier!Jaune pace) If you don't open up, I don't know what I can do for you?

Chevalier!Jaune: I... I... just... how?

Bard!Blake: Jaune you came to us, which means you need assistance, so everything is in confidence here... so tell me.. What brings you here?

/====/

Hydra!Yang: Please stop slithering back and forth, Pyrrha. You're going to wear a grove in my floor.

Lamia!Pyrrha: I'm just so nervous. I've never felt this way before!

Hydra!Yang: Go on.

Lamia!Pyrrha: Well you know I'm used to adventures and such breaking into my lair, looking to make a name for themselves... but he was so different!

Hydra!Yang: How so?

Lamia!Pyrrha: He apologized for interrupting my bath, and then turned his back, saying he'd come back when I was decent!

/====/

Bard!Blake: And what happened after that?

Chevalier!Jaune: I left, but before I did, I fixed the door to her hut? Hovel? Lair? I'm not sure of the term.

Bard!Blake: Probably Lair. Why and what happened after that?

Chevalier!Jaune: I was rather rude of me to smash in her door, so it was only polite to fix it. So, while I was fixing her door, she shouted out to me asking how next Tuesday sounded.

/====/

Lamia!Pyrrha: I asked him to come back next Tuesday...

Hydra!Yang: I see. Why?

Lamia!Pyrrha: I don't know? But he accepted! What do I do now? He was so cute and bashful... so virtuous! I mean, other would-be knights would have just attacked me... yet... he didn't Plus his ass... EEP!

Hydra!Yang: (All her heads smiling) Go on...

(This is just something that jumped into my head after reading the above original post by @goldenamaranthe-blog. It is NOT intended in any shape or form to be considered a continuation of their work, just something inspired by it. Hope you enjoyed, and please give the posts that inspired this some love. Thanks.)

[hushed-hydra]

Clementine 🍊

[theroyalbard]

The false hydra could never operate for long in today’s world. Everyone’s headphones would put a stop to those shenanigans real quick. In this Ted Talk-

[by-ag-mn]

Can't sleep so Gnida/Marbl babies

[dimension-20-brainrot]

I’m so glad Buddy Dawn is getting to see what real combat looks like. Even if it only lasts through one or two waves of monsters before getting a little dicey, I think it’s incredible.

Imagine the majority of your adventuring experience at this school being Stomping Rats then seeing then most popular kids in school absolutely devastate monsters you’ve never seen before on their reactions. And when they finally attack?

The goblin who is literally in every single extra-curricular and looks one more piece of bad news away from just disintegrating badly injures a creature then disengages.

Then the guy who threw the best first party of the year of all time - who has a neck tattoo and a demon motorcycle - gets bit by his desk, answers an exam question, then slices up a hydra. His motorcycle turns into a dog and kills the hydra. They both take a bow.

The Archdevil of Rebellion, a Bard-Warlock-Paladin who went to her own class for the first time ever months prior and is currently disguised as the proctor, Fireballs just so many creatures, leaving two baby jellies. She also curses a gorgon.

The kid who multiclassed where no one had ever multiclassed before throws his axe so hard that it changes the gravitational pull, does a ridiculous amount of damage, and knocks this bull prone.

St. Kristen Applebees, Helio’s Chosen One who is on her third deity, immediately destroys eight skeletons after praying to her basically dead goddess.

The Elven Oracle hasn’t even had a turn yet.

If this doesn’t convince him and the Rat Grinders that the Bad Kids have earned their status, I don’t know what will.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

I wonder what he meant by that?

I'm building a character (kitsune, bard with the fey prankster archetype, enchantment magic-based such as Aphasia and Memory Lapse) with my DM

DM: unrelated question to your background

DM: how much do you know about hydras?

DM: don't worry, there's no wrong answer :)

Me: hydras like the hydra from the mythology, the beast with a fuckton of heads?

DM: ye

Me: well considering I didn't know hydras were in Pathfinder to being with, I'd say 0?

DM: veeeery well

DM: good. very good

[writerscafehub]

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By ☁︎☽ Cocoa ☁︎☽ @cocoamoonmalfoy @darksideofthecocoamoon

𖥔 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐌 - 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟕 | god of spring!timothee chalamet

Part seven of the crown him series

✶ 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 | the beast

Imagine a twisted beauty and the beast. Reverse kidnapping: I’m in your house and I’m not leaving

𖥔 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 | bard!timothee chalamet

An unlikely trio on an impossible quest pick up a stray along the way

𖥔 ✶ 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐓 | soft!dark!king hal

Hal could sympathize with Hades, for after seeing the light of life, how could he not pin it close to his darkness

𖥔 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 | king hal

Hal finds that sitting for his portrait isn’t bad at all

𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐑 | prince hal

Disowned or not, the son of the king needed to be protected

By ★ Jen ★ @jen-with-a-pen

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 - 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 | art student!frat brother!steve rogers

Steve can’t remember what happened last night, but his body sure does. Regret is the worst hangover of all - even more so when you can’t remember what you regret

✶ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐓 | bucky barnes

Being held captive and experimented on definitely wasn’t in your job description. After what seems like months in HYDRA captivity, rescue finally arrives - but what is rescue if not relief from suffering.

By 𖠰 Nat 𖠰 @the-iceni-bitch

𖥔 ✶ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐇𝐄𝐌 | kinktober masterlist

Prepare yourselves for a month filled with wicked and scandalous delights, with vicious and freakish lovers for whatever type of monster you may fancy

By ❈ Beanie ❈ @shadeysprings

𖥔 ✶ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓 | kinktober masterlist

Four stories with captivatingly dark themes

𖥔 ✶ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 | dark!pete brenner

You work hard to entice the biggest possible client for your company, but he has his own ideas for you to make you say yes

𖥔 ✶ 𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄𝐒 | dark!ransom drysdale

Ransom makes it known why breaking up with him is wrong.

𖥔 ✶ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐘 | priest!lee boedecker

The new priest of your church asks you to sing for him.

𖥔 ✶ 𝐍𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 | serial killer!lee boedecker

With the serial killer targeting boys, you thought you were safe. Until you weren’t.

By ❥ Courtney ❥ @chasingmidnights

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 | thirteen nights of halloween masterlist

13 Nights of Halloween and each night is going to be a different (what I'm calling) "campfire stories". Each story is going to be told by a different character ranging from Chris Evans characters to Sebastian Stan characters to Marvel Characters. Make sure to take a look at the Intro to meet the various characters! So, gather around the fire and try not to get too scared.

By ⚔︎ Suz ⚔︎ @targaryenvampireslayer

𖥔 𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 | ghost!bucky barnes

Bucky was taken from you by HYDRA a year ago. You mourn him and miss him, until you start dreaming of him… until he starts coming back to you

By ✵ Selene ✵ @fluffyprettykitty

𖥔 𝐒𝐀𝐌 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐒𝐊 | sugar daddy!sam wilson

Quick and dirty sugar daddy Sam Drabble.

By 𖤛 Roo 𖤛 @darkficsyouneveraskedfor

✶ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐉𝐀𝐇 | yelena belova

You find a stranger at your door, a visitor you can’t make leave

✶ 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐀 𝐂𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄 | kraven the hunter

You catch the eye of a mysterious man who shares an unexpected secret with you

By ☆ Stella ☆ @a-lumos-in-the-nox

✶ 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃

A group of friends decide to explore the haunted house on the shortcut back to campus. Ignoring the 'No Trespassing' signs. They ease drop in on a meeting between beings, mortals have never lived to tell tales about. And find out the consequences of ease dropping on the annual Hallows Eve meeting.

𖥔 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 | druig and makkari and female!oc

The kink alphabet for the threesome

𖥔 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖 | druig and female!oc

Reader is horny but won’t do anything about it because she is busy doing other things. But her husband who can read minds can hear her inner struggle and does something about it.

𖥔 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 | druig and makkari and female!oc

Makkari has a surprise field trip for Juni and Druig. They don’t know where they are going. It is her turn to pick where they meet up this time.

By ☄︎ Ellie ☄︎ @mrsmischief209

𖥔 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 |

Introduction to Kinktober

𖥔 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 | billy russo

Inspired by the song ‘Slow Hand’ by the Pointer Sisters

✶𖥔 𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 | softdark!frank castle

Inspired by the song ‘Breath’ by Breaking Benjamin

By ☪︎ Gina ☪︎ @slvttyfied

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 - 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 | chef!ari levinson

Cause baby I can build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me and every day is like a battle but every night with us is like a dream

By ✯ Vic ✯ @sunflowersteves

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 - 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐉 | carmen berzatto

Carmen knew you were a bit inexperienced, so what better way than to show you how?

By ⚘ Akane ⚘ @haravath0t

𖥔 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 | college au!alhaitham

College AU headcanon

By ⎈ Navy ⎈ @navybrat817

𖥔 ✶𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄 | various SS and CE characters

One shots and ficlets for the month of October

𖥔 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 | bucky barnes

You want Bucky in your mouth. Simple as that.

By ✍︎ Em ✍︎ @writing-for-marvel

𖥔 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 | mob!bucky barnes

Newlyweds Mob!Bucky and wife!reader explore Europe and each other during their honeymoon.

By ❀ Ali ❀ @flordeamatista

𖥔 ✶ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | various SS and CE characters

Kinktober inspired by tarot cards and their auras

𖥔 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 | lee boedecker

A tale of your wicked deeds.

𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐒𝐄𝐓

By 𐀔 Alex 𐀔 @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy

𖥔 𝐁𝐔𝐍 𝐁𝐔𝐍'𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 | masterlist

Spooky season stories heavily inspired by Hozier’s album, ‘Eat Your Young’

𖥔 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 | rockstar!sam/steve/bucky

When your friends invite you to a rock show and the drummer invites you back to his hotel room, you might get more than you bargained for yet…

By ✬ Astro ✬ @astrorogers

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑 | wanda maximoff

The Scarlet Witch has arrived which means her familiar must finally reunite with her.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 | wanda maxinoff

Wanda teaches kitten about Halloween

𖥔 𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐀𝐒𝐊 | mistress!wanda maximoff

Mistress!Wanda x sub!kitten reader smut

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[nyoomfruits]

fic name post <3

“ town troubadour trickery “

i'm sorry all i could think of was some kind of witcher esque au where oscar is a soldier type thing who fights monsters and lando is. well. lando.

town troubadour trickery lando/oscar, 56k, completed

“What say you, good sir,” the bard says, wandering after Oscar’s with his lute in hand, idly strumming a few tones. “Might I play a ditty in your honor?” “You might shut up in my honor,” Oscar grumbles, wiping at his armor as he goes. There’s a unidentified piece of goop stuck to his chest piece. If he were to identify it, he’d say it was a piece of Hydra, but he’s found over the years it’s better for his sanity if he keeps them unidentified. He flicks it off with a gloved finger instead. “Wonderful,” the bard says, still following after him, even after Oscar enters a tavern. “My name is Lando and I’ll be here all night,” he adds, and starts strumming enthusiastically. Oscar takes a deep breath. He needs a beer. And a bath. And maybe a way to get rid of this little lute playing pest. (Spoiler alert: He doesn’t. Get rid of the pest, that is. On the contrary, he gets quite attached to it.)

tags; monster hunter!oscar, bard!lando, fantasy au, there's a lot of gore in this one in the form of Goop, slow burn, mutual pining, enemies to lovers, or more like, annoyances to lovers

[beautifulfriends]

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Kendra: This is the first time Bard has spoken any words in a great many years. He's out of practice. But he decided it was important that Pippin hear something from him. What he said will forever be secret between them. (Even we don't know~)

[the-sera]

would unironically love to hear abt ur dnd character!

With pleasure! I created a giant asmondeus tiefling barbarian multiclassed as a bard, a tall butch named Reyna. She fell in love with a warlock who was born possessed by a dark abyss demon spirit. I ended up sacrificing my character to save that other player's character. But due to a curse, dooming my barbarian to hell when she died, her sacrifice gave her soul redemption which allowed her to ascend to "heaven." With no one to take her place in the darkest pit of hell to receive the punishment, the act of sacrifice motivated by love sparked the birth of my current character in the darkest pit of hell. My little Pow. She tricked her way out of it though.

Pow is a barbarian multiclassed as a bard, from her barbarian mother, with an inherited trait from her warlock mother as well which is a gravity shift. A link to hell itself. It weakens her, stats-wise. I have played her with a curse dice for a long time, one of the deadly sins on each side of the dice (minus envy). I rolled it every session to know which sins she must commit by the end of the session. Her weapon of choice is a summoned reaper scythe taller than her, she is like 5"1 or so and her wife is 6ft. Her hair are down to her butt, her skin is red, her horns are now mate gold (since resurrection) and the goddess gave her bright pink irises (but they used to be firey orange.) A selfish, loud, disrespectful, cowardly and greedy little beast, with a lot of love to give and in need of a lot more love to receive. She is also very much a moron, but is convinced she is a genius. Ironically, she calls other people morons often. She is a troublemaker driven by her immediate needs, a horny, hungry, heavy drinker who's general overconfidence is tested daily. She is very strong and a great seducer, but that's about it. She is a devil born from a tiefling curse. Some sort of mutant of both.

There has been no shortage of events, including Pow seducing a Queen to save the party from a guilty verdict for crimes against humanity; the whole party infiltrating a James Bond-esque soiree so she gets to dance with the girl of her dreams; Accidentally setting fire to a church and cursing a village forever and just run away before getting blamed for it; Dying to save the entire party then seducing the goddess of love and being granted a second chance to live as a gift for becoming her lover; Turning a hydra into a raspberry bush that rotted when the party forgot about it, leaving the homebase flooded with raspberries that multiplied up to our waist forever; Winning a dance duel against breakdancing gnomes; Turning a white dragon into an elf lady using a one time item, hooked up before she turned back into a dragon and is now an angry ex with the intention to kill Pow on sight... and yes we almost died because of this, the dragon got half the party down, several horses were killed in the making of this session; just to name a few.

After all those years, she got a bit more stable and smarter (a little, her wife taught her how to read), broke free from her curse (dice), she now has a tiefling wife who is one of the most famous beauties of the realm. They have two kids, one of which briefly died but was brought back to life during a portion of the third campaign, in which Pow became the BBEG on a violent chase to resurrect her child. Everything worked out in the end. She made peace with her warlock mom who is herself now the ruler of a city. Pow and her wife (and kids) now live on a tropical italianesque-spanishesque island type of place. She now owns a small castle, and neither her or her wife get much sleep due to their kids. But they are all very happy and live a good life.

That's about it I think. I miss that chaotic freak.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Can we get more Hydra!Yang like is she something like King Gidorha(Monster Zero), the Hydra Hercules fought or is she like a smaller Hydra?

No, she's a full sized Hydra. I originally just made her for some malicious compliance, but I suppose I can do another Hydra!Yang blurb.

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Hydra!Yang: Is there a reason why you keep coming here?

Bard!Blake: (tuning lute) Can I not enjoy your company?

Hydra!Yang: Not sure how. I have five other heads I have to talk to daily, and I find myself to be obnoxious.

Bard!Blake: (laughs)

[novankenn]

"Layer" Interspecies Relationship Counselling Service (Pt 4)

Inspired by Blake X Yang - Dragon Layer & Blake X Yang - Dragon Layer "More Love" By @goldenamaranthe-blog

("Layer" Master List)

Bard!Blake: Hey babe. How was your day?

Hydra!Yang: (Replies after each of her heads gets a smooch from Blake) Pretty quiet. Pyrrha missed her session. I hope nothing happened to her, she was a sweet girl. How about you?

Bard!Blake: I had a couple sessions, but nothing much. One I'm sure is just a Succubus toying with her prey; but now that you mention it...

Hydra!Yang: Let me guess, Jaune didn't show up either.

Bard!Blake: I hope he's okay. He's like a human puppy-dog, so innocent, and loving... it would destroy him to be forced to slay Pyrrha.

Hydra!Yang: I seriously doubt he could take Ms Invincible, more than likely if it went south, she ate him.

Bard!Blake: Well... (A knocking on the Lair door interrupts her.)

Hydra!Yang: Should I?

Bard!Blake: I'll handle it. Probably just some lost Cthulhu Cultists. (Blake walks away and returns a few minutes later carrying an ornate box) It was a delivery for us.

Hydra!Yang: From?

Bard!Blake: It doesn't say. (Opens it to find a very finely crafted silver mirror nestled inside straw padding.) Okay?

Hydra!Yang: Careful, I can smell magic.

Bard!Blake: Well only... Whoa!

As soon as Blake touches the mirror, it floats from her hand and shimmers, revealing a scene they didn't expect... Chevalier!Jaune and Lamia!Pyrrha holding hands with a clutch of about a dozen eggs, safely cradled in Pyrrha's coils.

Bard!Blake: Jaune? Pyrrha? What?

Lamia!Pyrrha: Blake! Yang! We just can't thank you enough for helping us get together! We owe it all to you guys!

Hydra!Yang: Um... how did the first date go, and why is there a clutch of eggs?

Lamia!Pyrrha: It went splendidly!

Chevalier!Jaune: I couldn't have wished for a better date.

Bard!Blake: And the eggs?

Lamia!Pyrrha: Well... (blushes up a storm)

Hydra!Yang: After the first date!?!

Chevalier!Jaune: I couldn't help it... (rubs the back of his neck with his free hand)... but I've always wanted to be a dad.

Lamia!Pyrrha: Well, we just wanted to thank you and expect a scroll in the coming weeks, and please RSVP, Jaune has a large family.

Bard!Blake: Huh? Scroll? RSVP?

Chevalier!Jaune: For the ceremony.

Hydra!Yang: Married? After one date?!?

Chevalier!Jaune/Lamia!Pyrrha: It's our destiny. Don't forget to RSVP!

The mirror shimmered and returned itself to the box.

Bard!Blake: Huh. It's always the quiet ones.

Hydra!Yang: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Bard!Blake: Ara-Ara

(This is just something that jumped into my head after reading the above original post by @goldenamaranthe-blog. It is NOT intended in any shape or form to be considered a continuation of their work, just something inspired by it. Hope you enjoyed, and please give the posts that inspired this some love. Thanks.)

[hushed-hydra]

Redrawing my party member, Sissix the yuan-ti bard