#Barbie’s Malibu cousin

[sailorjojogames]

NEW CHALLENGE

THE SIMS 4: BARBIE Decades Challenge!

As an aspiring Barbie connoisseur, it gives me great JOY to present this challenge , HUGELY  inspired by @sim-himbo Barbie Legacy Challenge and @liyaahgee Urban Barbie Legacy

Barbie has been around since 1959 till now ( 7 generations ) , And adding decades and Barbie lore to the Sims 4 as a challenge would be fun!

Please let me know if you have any suggestions or questions . I would love to hear from fellow Barbie connoisseur ❤ Feel free to tag me @sailorjojogames and use #barbie decades challenge #BarbieDecadesChallenge, I want to see your gameplay ❀ Hope you enjoy this as much as I do x .

All heirs must be named Barbie - optional for generation seven  (non-heir children may have any name expect when classified )

You may use the freerealestatecheat for your first house, but try not to use money cheats after that!

You are allowed and encouraged to use lot traits and reward traits to boost skill gain, anything that’s in-game is fair game.

Must refer to Barbie dolls and history - Barbies By Year - Toy Sisters and dress up according to decade.

Must have a pet/pets in each generation.

You are encouraged to use mods - mods needed would be stated.

The race , colour, gender and pronouns of Barbie/Ken/siblings/cousin/friends - DOES NOT MATTER or have to be accurate to THE Barbie lore .

There are other generation ideas for ***generation 2, 4, 5 and 6  at the end, to pick and choose . Enjoy x.

Packs you will need:

EPs: Get To Work, Get Together , City Living, Cats & Dogs, Get Famous, Island Living, High School Years, University, Horse Ranch

GPs: Spa Day*, Parenthood

Optional packs:

Strangerville

*You only need Spa Day for the High Maintenance trait in one of the generations and nothing else, so it’s fine to skip out on it.

Useful tips, links and Barbie Lore and gameplay ideas in this

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Based on the 60's - Classic barbie from 1959

Complete Successful Lineage aspiration

Max Parenting , Cooking and Baking skills

Must have Family-Oriented , Neat and Foodie traits

Must Have 5 children called Barbie Millicent Roberts, Skipper, Stacie, Chelsea/ Kelly and Krissy (if you have twins - called them Todd and Tutti)

***Based on the 70's - Superstar barbie and Malibu Barbie

Complete Master Actress aspiration

Max Acting , Dancing and Singing skills

Must have High Maintenance and Dance Machine traits

Max Actor Career

Must reach at least Proper Celebrity status

Must have a secret affair with a fellow Actor! 🌶

Have a Beach home in Sulani

Have only 2 children - Barbie and Skipper

Optional 

Complete the Party animal aspiration -to fit the disco vibes in the 70's

Based on the 80's - Day to night Barbie, Peaches 'n cream and Great shape barbie.

Complete Fabulously Wealthy aspiration

Max Charisma and Logic skills

Max Business career (Investor branch)

Must have Ambitious , Romantic and Non-committal traits

Must reach at least Proper Celebrity status

Have 3 children- Barbie, Skipper and Stacie (does not have to be from the same partner 🌶)

Optional

Be a serial lover (Serial Romantic aspiration) 🌶

Own a Business venue - Use @littlemssam LittleMsSam Mod buyable venues

***Based on the 90's - totally hair barbie, Hawaii fun, magical hair barbie and jewel hair mermaid barbie

Must live in Sulani

Complete Beach Life aspiration

Max Conservationist career (Marine Biologist branch)

Become a mermaid

Max Fitness skills

Must have Child of the Ocean trait

Have 4 children (non-mermaids)- Barbie, Skipper, Stacie and Kelly

Optional

Use The Expanded Mermaid mod by @sp-creates - Max Mermaid Ranks and XP

***Based on 00's - myscenes. Playing as a teen along with generation 4 or can move out as a teen.

Complete Admired Icon teen aspiration

Must graduate High school and have a Prom

Must have a big group of friends - 8-10 sims . Make a club and always hang out with these friend. 🌶 add drama by messing around with the cuties in the group

Must have Creative and Insider traits

Carry onto University...

get into university with the same friend group

Complete Leader of the Pack aspiration

Max Photography and Painting skills

Must complete an art related degree and live on campus

Max Style Influencer Career (Trendsetter Branch)

Get married to one of the friends in the group

Each member of the friend group must have a PET

***Based on the 2010s due to all the unhinged pets playsets that come out during that time and the Farm vet barbie and the Vet barbie .

Complete Friend of the Animals aspiration

Max Veterinarian skill

Run a 5-star vet clinic

Have at least 3 pets - a dog (Taffy) , a cat (Blissa) and a horse (Tawny) and be good friends with all of them

Must have either Cat Lover and Dog Lover trait or Animal Enthusiast trait ( or all of them )

Have a Farm with chickens, mini sheep , mini goats, llamas, cows and horses. (optional - collect all the fish, insects, frogs and axolotls)

Based on the 2020's - inspired by Kamala Harris , presidential candidate barbie and 2023 barbie the movie barbie president

Complete Mansion Baron aspiration

Max Politician career (Politician branch)

Max Charisma skill

Must have Cheerful , Good and Self-Assured traits

Optional 

Have a child called Ken

You can stop here , this is according to how long Barbie has existed… The next few generations are not compulsory . 

Inspired by 1992/1993 stars ‘n stripes army Barbie

Must live in Strangerville

Complete Strangerville Mystery aspiration

Max Logic and Charisma skills

Max Military career (Either branch)

Must have Erratic and Active traits

Year 3000 inspired by Astronaut barbie and space goddess

Complete Nerd Brain aspiration

Max Astronaut career (Either branch)

Max Robotics and Rocket Science skills

Go to SIXAM at least once and bring a souvenir

Must have Genius and Overachiever traits

Be abducted by Aliens at least once

Fall in love and Marry an Alien

Have a Servo as a family member / Butler

Make your dream Barbie. 

Complete at least 2 child aspirations

Complete at least 2 teen aspirations

Complete Renaissance Sim AND Academic aspirations

Max 10 skills

Have 12 or more traits

Graduate from college

Reach the top of any career

Have a house worth 1 Million Simoleons

***Other generation ideas to swap with…

Swap Generation two 70’s movie star barbie with this. Based on the 70's - Superstar barbie and Malibu Barbie

Complete World Famous Celebrity aspiration

Max Dancing and Singing skills

Max skill in at least 2 instruments

Max Entertainer career (Musician branch)

Must have Music Lover trait

Must reach at least Proper Celebrity status

Have a Beach home in Sulani

Have only 2 children - Barbie and Skipper

Optional 

Complete the Party animal aspiration -to fit the disco vibes in the 70's

Must have a secret affair with a fellow celebrity ! 🌶

Swap Generation 4 90's sea pearl barbie with this.

Inspired by western stampin' and all the horses that came out in the 90's

Complete Championship Rider aspiration

Max Riding skill

Must make all money from gardening, farming, wine making, etc. No day job!

Must own a horse and have it max every skill

Must have Animal Enthusiast and Rancher traits

Swap for generation five 00s my friends- inspired by Cali girl barbie, city style barbie and fashion fever barbie 

Complete Leader of the Pack aspiration

Max Photography and Painting skills

Max Style Influencer Career ( Trendsetter Branch )

Must have Creative and Insider traits

Must have a big group of friends - 8-10 -make a club and always hang out with these friends.

Name children -Barbie, Stacie Kelly and Krissy 

Optional 

Complete the Beach life aspiration 

Date or have an affair with a Prince 🌶

Can use the World famous stylist mod by kiarasims4mod or any model related mod

Swap Generation six 2010s pet vet barbie - Inspired by the show barbie dreamhouse adventurous and barbie vlogs 

Complete Friends of the World aspiration

Max Social Media career (Internet Personality branch)

Max Media production and Singing skills

Must reach at least Proper Celebrity status

Must have Cheerful and Outgoing traits

Optional Max social media star aspiration by kiarasims4mod

🎀🌸A huge thank you to @sim-himbo and @liyaahgee for the inspiration for this challenge! 🌸🎀

More Generations ideas and Barbie Challenges 

Barbie Legacy Challenge

Urban Barbie Legacy

@sea-cross Barbie CAS Challenge

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[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

La Squadra and how they manage to survive the summer because...you guessed it, they are too poor and Diavolo won't give them a break lol 🤣🤣

Risotto ✂️: steal all the fans in the lair

He's the boss so he has all the rights to gather the fans around him. Being so pale also is a curse for him cause he doesn't tan...he becomes la Pimpa's cousin ( la pimpa is a red and white dog from a children's book if you don't know)

No matter how much sunscreen he puts on, the sun will burn him either way...so he prefers to stay inside sorrounded by his lil army of windy electronic slaves.

No one dares to say anything to him, a mad risotto means ouchies for the others.

Prosciutto 🍖: Circolo Arci lifestyle

This sicilian hottie ( benny stop simping for Gucci's sake!!) Has way too much class to let the summer's heat wave reduce him to an ameba!

So in all his years of experience he found the perfect place to hide during the warmest days: the local Circolo Arci's bar! He will go there around 13 pm and stay till 19:30, where he'll either watch tv or play cards with the senior citizens who also came to seek refuge from the heat wave.

Call him old, but at least he can enjoy the air conditioning system as much as he wants, even if that means loose at Briscola every single time.

Formaggio 🧀: I'm not an alcoholic, i'm a sommelier

Formaggio, being the king of drinks, will make cold cocktails for everyone...but especially for himself.

Using Little Feet he'll also shrink so he can lay on the ice cubes and enjoy the freshness till he can, even swimming in a cold glass of Gin Lemon!! Illuso one time found him using a lemon slice as a floatie.

After a long, tiring, hot day there's nothing better than the cheese man famous Negroni Sbagliato; but watch out for the ice...he may have layed there commando previously, just ask for the ones in the freezer, just in case..

Melone 🍈: decency? What's that?

You guessed it, this tuscan weirdo will literally walk around his apartment totally naked with the windows open; he won't absolutely care about the screams of the neighbours or that someone might call the police, IS TOO HOT TO BOTHER!!

If he lived closer to tuscany he would have escaped to Follonica a loooong time ago, but since he has to stay nearby ( and honestly he hates Napoli's beach ) for the missions he just cosplay as Adam inside his own house.

He has to put stickers notes on the fridge to remember to get dressed before gljng out tho, one time he forgot and his neighbour screamed so loud she cracked a window...

Illuso 🔎: local swimming pool diva

Sun hat? Check! Versace swimsuit? Check! Will to ruin everybody elses fun time? C H E C K~

Illuso is the person you DON'T wanna have to deal with at your local swimming pool area: he is loud, snarky, will make children cry, be a karen to the staff...JUST CAUSE HE IS BORED!!

You'll see him coming looking like an italian Barbie malibu, and once he decides he wants your spot in the pool, he'll make everything in his power to make you leave...

Luckily summer only last 3 months...

Ghiaccio 🧊: the lucky b*tch

His stand it's his blessing during the summer, White Album automatically regulates his body temperature so he is never too hot or too cold! The lucky b*stard smirks and walk around the lair not breaking a sweat!!

He will wear only a pair of light sweatpants, chug a beer and snicker " Why so bothered? Is not THAT hot ahahahah!!"

Either that or he'll go train early in the morning like gym bro he is, some say he'll even whistle while doing push ups.

Ghiaccio doesn't like summer, but he likes seeing people miserable soooo...it is what it is

[bonesfool]

When I was growing up, Thanksgiving was never a time for family. We never went to relatives houses and we never hosted my grandparents or cousins or aunts and uncles.

My parents were the only married couple with kids in their friend group. A big part of this was that they both worked in theater, and so many of their friends were queer and in the early 2000s it was difficult for queer people to make their own family, and common that they would be shunned from the one they were already a part of.

So my mom always had our doors open on Thanksgiving to what she called “the strays.” There were a couple of pillars at every Thanksgiving, people who would come every year. But they were always encouraged to bring their friends as well, anyone who didn’t have a place to go to spend the Holiday. We had so many characters across the years. One year we had the designer of a Malibu Barbie come and he and I were both delighted to learn that I had that same Barbie, and we played together after dinner. Another time we had a man who had immigrated from Sri Lanka only a couple months before, and was bewildered but excited to be experiencing an American Holiday.

But maybe the most impactful guest we ever had was a man named Timothy. He was a professionally trained French chef, and he made us a beautiful roast duck that I did not eat because I was four and thought turkey was an ok bird to eat but duck was not. Everyone else loved it of course. Timothy was with us that year because most of his family had disowned him after he came out, and the rest did after he learned he was HIV+.

Before and after dinner I asked him if he would play with me, and he was hesitant to say yes. My family knew of his seropositive status, he felt it was important to disclose it to people before they welcomed him into their homes. He knew that many people would be uncomfortable with an HIV+ man playing with their young child, so he asked my mom’s permission.

She of course said yes, there was nothing about playing with dolls that would transmit the disease, and him having it did not make him an immoral person that could not be trusted around children. This was the first time anyone had expressed that sentiment to him in years, and he broke down into tears. He told my mom that he had always been excited to be in the children of his family’s life and it was so hard to be told he couldn’t. And then we played for the whole evening.

That Christmas when we sent out cards, my mom asked me to make one for him, since he’d played with me and kept me occupied so she could cook.

Early the next year, my parents received this poem/letter in the mail. [Transcript in alt text]

I did not remember much of this story or this day or this man. But my mom told me about him years later, and gave me the poem she had kept for me. Timothy died a couple years ago from complications due to AIDS. I regret that we did not keep in closer contact with him throughout my childhood and I wish I could tell you more about him than this story.

Ever since I learned of his life, and his death, the meaning of Thanksgiving has changed for me. Thanksgiving is not about family, it is about community. It is about providing for those in our vicinity who need it. It’s about mourning those who were not given it. I ask everyone who reads this today to not only grieve our indigenous brothers and sisters, for they certainly deserve the thoughts and attention, but also all of the people left behind by our neoliberal society. Those people abandoned by the nuclear family and the non-existent social safety net. Those who lost their lives as victims to state-sanctioned violence. Please remember your unhoused siblings, your disabled siblings, your undocumented siblings, your refugee siblings. And please open your homes to anyone you know who needs a warm meal in their bellies and a small act of kindness in their hearts.

[barbiedha-deactivatingsoon]

Can I post more headcanons, again mainly name HCs? OK.

Rocki's surname is Gillespie.

Elvy's surname is Glimmerstone.

Rocki is actually some sort of fairy.

Lya's surname is Langbourne.

Chloe's Japanese and her surname is Kurosawa.

Ji-soo, when mad, tends to go into whole tirades in Korean.

Rocki becomes friends with Tammy and they both try to sabotage Barbie and Brooklyn for their own benefits.

Okay I’ll respond to this one by one…

1. This is cute! Canonically, Glyphs don’t have names, because from what we’ve seen they only refer to each other as “Glyphs” in the magic world. Rocki had to come up with a name because she was in the human world.

Besides, Rocki already has a last name. When Alex (Teresa’s cousin) asked what her last name was, Rocki just began naming the items she found on the floor and then she finally landed on “Rocki Blinky Bulb”

2. Glimmerstone sounds very like Elvy. I approve!

3. Rocki is already a glyph so I don’t think she’d be a fairy too.

4-6. I love how you thought of names for even the side characters. Good on you! That’s some effort!

7. Lol sorry but NOOOO on this HC. Rocki already redeemed herself as a good person.

She already found friends— Malibu, Brooklyn, and the rest of the gang. I don’t want her being in cahoots with Tammy and doing bad stuff again. She’s past that. I just want her to enjoy having friends and live her life to the fullest now that she has her wings!

[lackablazeical]

Hii! I dont know if anyones asked before, but, which of the Addams are each of the turtles based of?

Me and a friend watched the Addams for the first time because of your AU and were not really understanding anything jjsjdk /nm

-adam :]

I think I've mentioned it, but It doesn't hurt to say it again! No worries at all <3

Leo: Morticia and Fester! Morticia in how he carries himself (both are very flowy and wispy, I guess is the way I'd describe it) and Fester in the stalkerish tendencies he has.

Mikey: pugsley ALL THE WAY. Loves demolition, completely feral, etc etc? Match made in HEAVEN. Also Debbie, the main villain in Family Values!!!! Idk, he loves spending just like her and would definitely burn down a house over a malibu barbie.

Donnie: probs has the least direction, he had very minor inspiration of Fester bc of his science-y kinda nature that he has sometimes (at least, like, beakers in his room in the 1991 movie, I think?)

Raph: was inspired by Lurch, their butler, and the comic series/1964 sitcom Wednesday (she had a doll she carried around all the time)!

April: visually, by Wednesday in the recent animated movies (I detest them with my whole being but the noose braids look cool so). Insperation personality wise is also Wednesday but in the older movies bc of her really flat way of speaking and like. Her saying kinda shocking/out of pocket things?

Usagi: inspired by Morticia in a way (his body shape, mostly LMAOOOO) but also by Margaret (married Cousin Itt in the 1991 movie) slightly! Just by how she 'married into' the family and her generally kinda nervous demeanor.

Splinter and BM were inspired by Gomez and Morticia respectively. BM was also inspired by Debbie, for the. Murder and love of all pretty/expensive things, lol!

[magicalgirlagency]

Someone PLEASE ask me about Barbie trivia; I am SO normal about her and her brand, I promise.

EDIT: The beast has been unleashed.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Meanwhile in real life, the doll was named after Ruth Handler's daughter, Barbara (while Ken was named after Kenneth);

Ruth was Mattel's co-founder, alongside her husband Elliot and their friend Harold "Matt" Matson (the company's name is a junction of the names Matt and Elliot). Of course, the Barbie brand is the most profitable one;

The doll was based on another doll, Bild Lilli, from Germany. It was originally intended for adults, but it became mostly popular with children. When Mattel acquired Lili's rights after a legal fight, the german doll's productions ceased in favor of Barbie;

According to Mattel, Barbie has had over 200 careers, recently including more STEM fields. Each career is created to give the child an option to explore new things and motivate them in pursuing a future passion;

There were several controversies about Barbie's body. Not because of her impossibly curvy silhouette, but also because of her mature looks. Many parents would be unhappy about the fact that the doll had breasts and such;

Other controversy would be the Teen Talk Barbie doll, a toy that would say superficial and vapid "dumb-blonde" phrases such as "Math class is tough!". The Simpsons had an episode referencing this fiasco (Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy, in 1994);

As an addendum, there was a group known as the Barbie Liberation Organization, which its members have secretly modified Barbie dolls' voice boxes into G.I. Joe dolls;

Barbie debuted in 1959, while her boyfriend Ken debuted in 1961. As much as we love to riff on him being Barbie's Trophy Husband/Himbo, he's also got the extensive list of careers, ranging from Olympic Athlete to Doctor;

Barbie has a cousin named Francie, who was marketed as "her modern cousin". She had a "colored" variant, which would later prompt the creation of Christie, the first black doll ever created to not be a derivate of a white doll. Francie also had other two friends, named Casey and Becky;

Speaking of black dolls, there is another one named Brooklyn. Actually, that's her nickname, as her real name is Barbie. She's nicknamed after her birthplace, Brooklyn, NY, to make things less confusing;

Midge was introduced in 1963, and had less makeup than Barbie, after the doll was considered "sexually intimidating", and would be often be discontinued and brought back constantly. Her Happy Family series was the most controversial, as it was the target of many accusations of promoting teen pregnancy;

Midge's boyfriend/husband, Allan, was initially marketed as Ken's best friend in the 60's, but he was also discontinued after rumors of two of them being boyfriends began to spread;

MyScene (unironically, my favourite Barbie doll line) was created to compete with MGA's Bratz, and had many controversies surrounding it that have led into another legal fight, which have caused the Bratz line to be temporarily discontinued;

There was an attempt in a virtual world à la Club Penguin called BarbieGirls.com, and while it was ambitious for its time period (it had a customizable MP3 player!), it has suffered several issues such as a lack of diversity and discrepancies and inaccessibilities per country;

Another addendum to this story, is that there is an actual group of people working on ressurrecting BarbieGirls (known as BarbieGirls Rewritten), making it more diverse and with less microtransactions;

The BCU (Barbie Cinematic Universe) so far has 42 movies, starting with Barbie in The Nutcracker in 2001. Fairytopia was the first movie to not be based on an existent storyline, and spawned its own trilogy (Fairytopia ➡️ Mermadia ➡️ Magic of the Rainbow);

[sea-owl]

Cassandra: All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. My birthday, I was 10 and do you know what they got me? MALIBU. BAR-BIE!

Gothic!Portia: Malibu Barbie.

Gothic!Penelope: The nightmare.

Gothic!Felicity: The Nerve.

Cassandra: That's not what I wanted, that's not who I was. I was a ballerina. Graceful. Delicate!

Ooooh, the Gothic Featheringtons. Been a while since I touched on them. I kinda miss them.

I'm not gonna lie you had me looking through my whole gothic featheringtons tag looking for a Cassandra that I thought I forgot about. Because to be honest I would name a gothic Featherington cousin Cassandra. I'm going to assume Cassandra is supposed to be Cressida.

Yeah Malibu Barbie isn't really the Featheringtons favorite barbie either. They would prefer historical barbies or performing barbies to create scandalous stories like a monarch queen running off with a dancer after they beheaded the king.

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Also like the Adams family is all about loving outcasts, like that’s the entire point. You think that if Wednesday was an Elle Woods carbon copy they’d judge? I have to laugh. The two live action movies had it where in movie one the one asking Wednesday what she was for Halloween seemed very normal and peppy but she loved cousin it and so she was part of the family. Debbie with all her Malibu Barbie self would’ve been a perfect Adams and the o Lyf reason she wasn’t was she hurt them and tried to take the family apart. Making something about how the weird people who are othered by society other each other like what

why is it that all the new addams family media from the last like 20 years has been like “oh wednesday doesn’t fit in with her family” “oh wednesday is striking out on her own and discovering her own interests” as if she’s not literally the perfect ideal addams and she doesn’t love being the perfect ideal addams meanwhile pugsley is a colorful bright-haired optimist who adopted a puppy and then joined the boy scouts until his parents called a therapist on him

[idreamofdensi]

5x24: Deep Trouble Pt.1-Where Kensi and Taila meet

Standing around the blown up house of Michael Wilson I bet Deeks didn’t expect to ever cross paths with his one time partner Talia Del Campo while Kensi was away in Afghanistan.

Kensi and Talia coming face to beautiful face for the first time. Sam and Callen have the right idea. They know when to cut and run when the claws come out.

[dat2ndaccount97]

I technically have 4 Firsts

First Barbie I ever had was (I think) this Princess Barbie from 2000. Long Story Short, Went to KB Toys with my mom one time and I (a 3-4 year old boy) wanted her and threw a fit when told no. My mother eventually caved in and got her only for her to be taken away from me immediately when we got home. IDK what happened to her.

2nd first was MASKerade Party Barbie, the first doll I actually got to play with, as when I had to stay at my aunts house one night when I was in 6th or 7th grade this doll just happened to be there (I guess a cousin left her there).

3rd first was Malibu PJ, first doll I got to Keep, kinda. I say kinda because she was one of my mom's old dolls I played with in Secret from 8th grade to Sophomore year of High school. My folks did find out and were ok with me playing with dolls... for about a month and said stop (granted I was bad at explaining why I liked them/expressing my feelings), so they didn't know why I liked dolls. they eventually found out again later and those dolls just vanished one day.

4th First, and who I would consider my Actual First would be Barbie in a Mermaid Tail 2 Merliah. She was the first doll I bought my self way back in 2013 and was 100% Mine. After Her I never stopped buying, collecting, and playing with dolls (even though I have to hide it from my folks which I am tired of doing/dealing with

In honor of the Barbie movie… what was the first Barbie you remember getting and/or playing with ?

Mine was…

[littlemessyjessi]

"Rad As Hell": An Eddie Munson Imagine

An Eddie Munson Story

Eddie Munson x Cunningham Cousin 

= 

Warnings: listen. It's ST. There are sensitive topics. It is what it is. Also, if you're under 18, and I say this with love and kindness... kindly fuck off.

—- 

Hawkins High didn't exactly get new kids every day. 

It was a small town with families that had lived there for years. 

Newbies just weren't necessarily a regular occurence. 

That being said, when there was a new kid… all hell broke loose. 

It was like the damn circus had come to town and every one was chomping at the bit to look at the new circus act. 

Not too long ago, that had been the absolute chaos that was Billy Hargrove and subsequently his younger stepsister, Max Mayfield. 

Max had still been in middle school at the time but Billy certainly established himself in the high school.  

Quickly. 

This year that role was taken by someone else. 

None other than the cousin of the most popular girl in school, head cheerleader Chrissy Cunningham. 

Chrissy had been talking about it for weeks. 

Apparently, she hadn't seen her cousin in years but the two of them supposedly used to have been thick as thieves. 

Naturally, most of the student body who'd caught wind of the news assumed this cousin to be another carbon copy of Chrissy. 

Likely bound for pom pom and ponytails. 

However, come Monday morning no one was prepared for what they actually got. 

The absolute roar of an engine ripped through the parking lot as a glossy red motorcycle pulled into a spot. 

The rider, clad in a leather jacket with flames on the sleeves, pulled the helmet off revealing a mass of dark hair. 

The jeans covering the shapely legs were faded and ripped about as much as they were together. 

Two big black clunky boots hit the payment as they propped the bike on the kickstand. 

The chipped black nail polish glinted in the light as their middle finger came up to push the aviator sunglasses up the bridge of their nose. 

The girl fumbled around in her pocket for a second. 

The hunt for a cigarette and a lighter was an ever pressing need as she took in the place where she was meant to spend her final year of school. 

She'd barely lit the cigarette and took her first drag when she was approached by a teacher. 

"Young lady, smoking is not permitted on school property." the middle aged man said. 

She surveyed him behind her glasses, taking another impossibly long drag from the cigarette and tossing it on the ground, crushing it with the toe of her boot. 

"Sorry." she said.  "First day nerves, I reckon." 

Her accent was distinctly southern, a sharp contrast to the midwestern territory, and absolutely dripping with a tone that told the adult that she did not care nor was she in the least bit sorry. 

He labeled her as a troublemaker almost instantly. 

"What's your name?" he asked. 

"Depends on who's asking." she said. 

"A teacher at this high school and an adult." he said. 

She shrugged, "You know, I was always taught not to talk to strangers.  Especially men twice my age who seemingly pop up out of nowhere.   If the next question is, 'Do you like candy, little girl?  I've got some in my van'.... I'm fully prepared to kick you in the nads." 

The man sighed, "Are you enrolled here or not?" 

She shrugged, "Yeah, but I'll figure it out myself, thanks.  Later." 

He called after her a few times but she'd already spotted a familiar blond ponytail in the distance and she was making her way across the asphalt at a steady pace. 

She wasn't naive to the looks she received from the other cheerleaders and jocks surrounding her. 

"What's up Valley Girl?" she smirked. 

Chrissy froze in her tracks. 

No one called her that and especially no one with an accent like that. 

She whipped around and catapulted herself into the arms of the girl behind her. 

"Jessica!" she squealed.  "You're here!" 

She laughed, "Chill, Malibu Barbie.  You act like you haven't known for like a month."

Chrissy squeezed her cousin a little tighter anyway, "Well, yeah but still.  I'm glad you're here anyway." 

The two of them finally separated and got a chance to look at one another. 

Neither had actually seen the other in a couple of years. 

Chrissy looked virtually the same, perfect as always while Jessica was a far cry from the nerdy girl with pigtail braids and glasses that Chrissy knew. 

"You look so different!" Chrissy said. 

"Yeah, I guess I grew out of my awkward phase.  Filled out and all that." Jessica shrugged.  

"Or blew up." 

Chrissy's head snapped to the side at the comment but Jessica, far used to teenage boys being stupid, paid him no mind. 

Chrissy opened her mouth to speak but Jessica only looped her arm through her cousin's and pulled her along. 

"Sorry, everyone.  Gotta steal my cousin away for a bit.  I'll return eventually with minimal damage and only slightly maimed." she said and tugged the blond along. 

"I'm sorry about him." Chrissy said. "He had no right to-" 

"Fuck 'em, Chris.  I'm not concerned with little boys with brains as small as their dicks." Jessica said. "Now, tell me.  Who do I need to see about weed in this school?" 

Chrissy shook her head.  

Jessica had certainly changed a lot since they'd last seen each other.  

However, the wheels in Chrissy's matchmaker head began to turn and as it just so happened that very person had Jessica's type written all over him. 

"That would be Eddie Munson." Chrissy said. 

Jessica nodded, "Munson.  Got it.  And where do I find this fine fellow?" 

Chrissy giggled, "I'll point him out to you at lunch.   He's not hard to find.  He's the leader of the Hellfire Club." 

"Sounds badass." Jessica commented. "What is it?" 

"Dungeons and Dragons. It's a game." Chrissy said. 

"Sick." Jessica nodded in approval. "I played a couple times.  Kinda cool to be honest." 

"He's also in a band." Chrissy added.  "Corroded Coffin, I think is the name." 

"That's fuckin rad." Jessica said following her cousin as she led her towards the office to get her schedule. 

"He's a little eccentric but I think he's pretty nice actually.  Just a lot of people around her don't like him." she said.  "He's always been nice to me though." 

"He your boyfriend or something?" Jessica asked, arching a dark brow at her cousin.

"No!" Chrissy said.  "You know I'm with Jason.  But Eddie is nice and honestly, I think you two would probably get along really well." 

Jessica shrugged, nodded her head in thanks to the secretary for her schedule… even though she got kind of a dirty look in return. 

"Ah, you know, my motto, Chris.  High school boys suck." she said.  

"Well, Eddie is actually a little older." Chrissy said.  "He was supposed to graduate a couple of years ago." 

"Well, we'll see.  Besides, Chris, you're looking at the future Mrs. Kirk Hammett.  He just doesn't know it yet." Jessica said, dreamily. 

"Who?" Chrissy asked with a laugh. 

"Dammit, Chrissy.  Kirk Hammett? Metallica?" she asked and upon seeing the clueless look on her cousin's face she groaned.  "Come on! Where is your music taste, Chrissy Elizabeth!" 

"I have music taste, Jessica Roxanne! It's called Wham and George Michael and Madonna!" Chrissy laughed. 

"Oh god!" Jessica groaned. "I don't know how we're related! This is despicable!" 

Both girls fell into a fit of laughter. 

They were as different as could be, hadn't seen each other in years and yet… somehow felt closer than ever. 

"Alright, let me see your schedule." Chrissy said after sobering up.  "Looks like you got History first.   It's down the hall.   And we literally have no classes together.   Great.  But! We have lunch and you can sit with me!" 

"And the 'cheerleader' table?" Jessica teased. 

"Yes, at the cheerleader table." Chrissy said.  "Come on.  Just try and be nice. It'll be fun." 

"Yeah, I kinda doubt it.   The metalheads don't usually fit in with the popular kids, Chris.  But sure, I'll sit with you at lunch anyway." Jessica said. 

"Thanks.  See ya later! Have fun in History!" she called, heading in the other direction. 

Jessica sighed, glanced at her paper again and then promptly exited the building. 

She just… didn't have the patience for school today. 

She made her way around the building, eventually ending up near the dumpsters. 

Only to find it already occupied. 

Long curly dark hair fell over his shoulders. 

He wore a denim vest over his leather jacket that had Dio on it and to say she was intrigued was an understatement. 

He turned when he heard the crunching of gravel beneath her feet. 

"Oh, uh, hey." he said. 

Jessica faltered a little. 

He was fucking hot. 

The biggest, darkest puppy eyes she'd ever seen and a little smile forming on his face. 

He was quite boyish in his features and there were dimples forming on his cheeks where his smile creased his face. 

She cleared her throat, "Hey. Mind if I sit?  I need a cigarette." 

He shook his head, "Help yourself." 

"Thanks." she said, sliding down beside him and letting the cool metal of the dumpster bite soothe her. 

"First day?" he asked. 

"Unfortunately." she said, fishing her smokes out of her pocket and hunting for her lighter. 

"Here." he said, offering her a light. 

"Thanks." she said, leaning forward and letting his flame ignite the tip of the cigarette. 

She offered it to him, "You smoke?" 

He took it, dragging the smoke into his lungs and blowing it out, "Weed mostly but occasionally cigarettes."

"Shit, man.  Me too." she said. "But the fucking joy of being the new kid is finding the source.  Though according to my cousin apparently it's some dude named Eddie Munson. You know him?" 

The guy smiled like he had a secret, "Yeah, I've heard of him." 

"Chris says he's in a band, plays DnD and is a drug dealer.  Which screams my type.  Not that you asked.  Sorry, I'm in the mood to overshare apparently." she said with a roll of her eyes. 

He just laughed a bit, "Oh yeah?  That's an awfully specific type." 

Jessica shrugged, "Well, you know before I turned all Becky Badass, I used to be quite a little nerdling myself.   I fucking loved DnD, man.  That shit was cool as fuck." 

"How come you don't play anymore?" he asked curiously.  

"Shit, man.  Nobody to play with." she laughed. "I'm from Tennessee, dude.  Like that's bible belt territory.  You play that shit there and they damn near go Salem Witch Trials on your ass.   The ice I was on there was pretty thin as it was.  One more toe out of line and I seriously think they would've burned me at the stake." 

He laughed, "Sounds like no where I ever want to be.  Where are you from anyway?" 

She snorted, "Ironically, the town is called Friendship." 

He burst into laughter, "You're shitting me." 

"I shit you not, my friend." she said. 

The two of them continued to talk for a while about DnD which merged into music and soon enough the bell was sounding again and Jessica was groaning. 

"Ugh, I have no desire to go back inside. But I reckon, I've already skipped one.   And Chris will straight up ki-" 

"Jessica Roxanne!" 

"Speak of the devil." Jessica said and winked at the guy next to her. 

"I can't believe you skipped already! You're going to fai- oh Hi Eddie." Chrissy said coming to a stop in front of them both. 

Jessica turned to look at the male beside her, sporting a shit eating grin. 

"Eddie?" she asked.  "As in Eddie Munson?" 

"In the flesh." he said but he had the tact to at least blush. 

"You little shit." she laughed. "You literally let me sit here and talk about you like you weren't sitting right the fuck there." 

He shrugged, "When a pretty girl describes you as just her type, you just shut up and be happy about it." 

Jessica rolled her eyes. 

Chrissy was doing well to stifle her laughter and Jessica kicked at her. 

"I assumed you came out here because you had to have your weed." Chrissy shrugged but there was a particularly mischevious look on her face. 

"Well, I actually came out here because I didn't want to go in.  Then I saw a badass Dio vest and there was no way I was passing up an opportunity to talk to SOMEONE around here with decent musical taste." she said aiming the last bit at Chrissy. 

"Oh come on. Madonna really isn't that-" 

Both Eddie and Jessica groaned in unison. 

"Madonna is a talentless hack." Jessica said. "I mean, she's hot, sure. But a hack none the less." 

"That is blasephemous." Chrissy said.  

"What's blasephemous is the fact that you like fucking Wham.  Gag." Jessica said. 

"You're just jealous." Chrissy said. 

"Of what?!" Jessica laughed. 

Chrissy rolled her eyes but a smile played on her features, "Just get your weed and come on.  I'd rather not get blamed for you flunking senior year.  Again." 

"Hey, that shit wasn't my fault last year." Jessica said before turning to Eddie.  "By the way, that's not why I sat down.  I obviously didn't know who you were or I certainly wouldn't have talked to you like that. However, if my new weed dealer happens to be hot, well, I can't really say that I'm mad." 

Eddie flushed, not necessarily used to this kind of attention. 

"It's cool." he said and cleared his throat.  "Uh, meet me over there in the woods after school and I'll fix you up." 

"Rad.  See you later, Munson." she said getting to her feet. 

Chrissy grabbed her cousin's arm and started hauling her away and Eddie watched them go. 

That girl… was rad as hell.  

—--

Hey loves!!!! I hope you enjoyed this Eddie moment and I would love to hear your thoughts!  It can totally be left as a oneshot/imagine or it could be a full story! So please let me know what you'd like to see!  

Drink water, be nice to yourself and I love you. 

Love, K 

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[edoraslass]

A beautiful, stormy evening to morbid little girls, middle brothers who just want to play with their sister, babies whose older siblings play too roughly with them, short cousins with lots of hair, weird bald uncles, loomingly tall butlers who don’t speak, grandmas with inventive cooking skills, parents who show an awkward amount of physical affection towards one another in public, disembodied hands, and nannies who don’t like Malibu Barbie.

[ourloveisforthelovely]

Second Chance 7

Harry Potter AU 

Pairings: Sirius Black x Reader 

Link to Chapter 6 

Rating: M 

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After Matilda walked out of the room, no one said anything for a moment. Both Sirius and yourself looked at each other doing a silent game of “rock paper scissors” to see who was going to go deal with the girl. Remus was the first to look up. He rolled his eyes knowing what the two of you were going.

“I’ll go talk to her.”

Remus said, softly before muttering “look at you two scared of a little girl.” Sirius scowled at his friend before turning back to you.

“How are you feeling?”

You put down your teacup with a frown.

“You just asked me that a few moments ago.”

Sirius held his hands up.

“Forgive me for wanting to make sure that you were alright.”

You sighed, trying to keep in mind that Sirius was only caring for you. The man was probably as on edge as you were.

“I’m sorry. I’m feeling okay. Just really tired and now I’m afraid of how our daughter is taking this.”

Sirius’ dark eyes fluttered to the stairs in case Matilda had some change of heart and wanted to talk. When she didn’t appear, Sirius’ attention turned back to you.

“Tilley will be fine, love. I’m sure this is just a bit of a shock. Hell, I was shocked too. I’m okay now though. Harry doesn’t seem too concerned.”

Harry looked up from his dinner. He had decided to keep his two cents to himself. Other than saying a congratulatory message, Harry’s concern was calming Matilda down later.

“I see where Matilda is worried but at the same time maybe this will be for the best.”

You smiled at your godson. That was a James Potter-like answer if you had ever heard one. Sirius seemed to be as impressed as you.

“I think it's a perfect time too.”

Sirius said, leaning back in his chair with a smile. Did he really think that it was a perfect time to be having another baby, hell no. The better question was, did you have to know what he was actually thinking? No. Sirius could sit there and wonder if he was batshit insane peacefully in his head.

(meanwhile)

Remus stepped into the next room where Matilda sat looking out the window.

“Matilda, I think it's time for one of our famous uncle to niece talks.”

Matilda turned around with a frown that resembled Sirius so much that if Remus didn’t know better; he would have thought Sirius had turned into a girl.

“Remus, tell me that what they are doing is crazy.”

Remus nodded and sat down.

“In ways. It was crazy where your mom got pregnant with you but that turned out fine.”

Matilda frowned.

“Dad got locked up for 13 years. What about that is fine?”

Remus sighed and took one of her hands in his.

“Nothing is fine about it. I know that you don’t feel very strongly about this and that is okay. Your parents, however, are happy. Don’t they deserve one little bit of happiness in their lives?”

Matilda was silent for a moment. She had to agree about that one thing. Sirius and yourself did deserve some happiness. Both of your existences had been gloomy.

“You’re right.”

Remus gently patted Matilda’s face.

“Good, Now go get ready for bed.”

When Matilda walked into the bedroom that she was sharing with Harry; he looked up from the book that he was reading.

“All good?”

Matilda sat down in a huff.

“I will be. I still think mum and dad are nuts. Harry, I was thinking about that bar and Greyback. I am thinking about sneaking out and going back there. If Bellatrix isn’t there I really think that I could get the man locked up.”

Harry immediately shook his head.

“Matilda, no. We can’t go back to that bar. We promised...besides...there is something about that idea that has suicide all over it. This is like you breaking into Malfoy Manor and just to call Lucius Malfoy Tgiant Malibu Barbie.”

Matilda looked pleased that Harry remembered her special name for Draco’s father. Harry shook his head.

“Promise me that you won’t go back to that bar. Something isn’t right.”

Matilda rolled her eyes before muttering a quiet “I promise.”

(later that night…)

Harry woke up to a loud clap of thunder. He reached over for his glasses with a yawn. Deciding it was time for a glass of water.

Slipping out of bed, Harry’s attention turned to Matilda’s bed. He froze seeing the bed empty and her nightgown laying on the foot of the bed.

“Matilda, no.”

Harry muttered before running out of the bedroom and down the stairs. After checking multiple rooms, Harry ran into the sitting room where you sat reading a book. You gave him a sweet smile.

“Harry, dear, are you alright?”

You asked, softly. Harry shook his head as Sirius walked in.

“Matilda...I think she snuck out. She said something about going after Greyback again. She isn’t upstairs.”

Your mouth dropped as Sirius turned and ran up the stairs to make sure Harry wasn’t having some nightmare.

“Are you sure, Harry?”

You asked as you quickly stood and went in search of your sweater. Remus, hearing all of the noise, came out of his room looking confused.

“What’s wrong?”

You were trembling as Sirius came back looking paler than normal.

“Please tell me she is upstairs.”

You said your voice breaking. Sirius shook his head.

“I wish that I could...we better get going, love.”

Remus, who had been quickly filled in by Harry, went after his best friend.

“Sirius, we need to make a plan. We can’t just go in there ready to kill.”

Sirius turned back with an expression on his face that made Remus step back. The look in his eyes was nothing short of crazed.

“This is my baby that we are talking about. I don’t mind killing someone for her. Either come with me or stay behind.”

When your hand intertwined with his, Sirius stopped the neurotic death march that he was on. Sirius froze. He took a few deep breaths before looking down at your tear-streaked face.

“Y/n, sweetheart, I want you to stay here. Stay here with Harry. If you or the baby gets hurt...I won’t…”

You shook your head. If Sirius thought that you were going to let him go after Matilda on his own then he was really stark raving mad.

“Sirius, our daughter is in danger. I am not about to let you do this on your own. We can argue over sexism later.

Arriving back at the shabby bar neither Sirius nor yourself was thinking rationally any long. Both of you were seeing red. If something happened to your daughter, you would never forgive yourself. Sirius was the first to reach the door. He didn’t even bother opening it instead he kicked it open.

Storming into the room, your heart froze seeing Matilda with her wand pointed right at Greyback. The werewolf looked a bit surprised, however, he regained his cocky demeanor quickly. He grinned at Sirius, Remus, and yourself.

“Can one of you get this child under control?”

Sirius’ attention was focused on Matilda.

“Matilda, come here.”

He growled. The moment that Bellatrix popped into the room, Sirius began to panic a bit more internally. He quickly started to walk across the room to retrieve his daughter but stopped when Bellatrix grabbed Matilda from behind.

“Let me go, you freak job!”

Matilda snapped, throwing her fist backward to hit Bellatrix in the nose. The older woman howled angrily as blood began to trickle from her nose.

“Stupid brat! You hit me!”

Matilda gave her cousin a cold glare.

“And you can state the obvious.”

You had quickly come to join Sirius.

“Bella, let her go.”

Sirius said, trying to keep his voice calm. If he could just keep his deranged cousin calm enough the better the outcome would be. Once Matilda was safe and sound, Bella could die.

Bellatrix’s attention snapped up to your face. She hated you from day one and now it was time to make all of you pay. You were the whore that corrupted her cousin.

“Stupid auror! No wonder your brat is a horrible child.”

You watched through your peripheral vision as Sirius slipped around you to get to Matilda. If he could get his hands on Matilda then the three of you could get out of there. You weren't sure what happened in the bar prior to your arrival and you didn’t care. The only thing that you cared about was getting your daughter out alive.

“I would watch it if I were you, Bellatrix. Your cell in Azkaban is waiting for your return.”

Bellatrix’s eyes narrowed on you.

“What about that husband of yours? I won’t be going alone.”

“Yeah, I don’t think so.”

Sirius said coldly as he reached out to grab Matilda. Bellatrix quickly pointed her wand at the child and screeched.

“Avada Kedavra.”

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[maryflowerw]

RAISE YOUR HAND

If you’ve ever felt forced to believe anything by me, if I’ve ever pushed you to do so. Some people seem to think I have strange powers to be able to attract people into my blog and convince them of what I claim. 

In general, I let posts about me go. If I had to reply to every single one of them, it would take too long:) Anyway, the following post was brought to my attention. I was not going to mention it but I think some points are worth addressing. But first, the post in question:

Anonymous asked:

Have you seen the shit that maryflower is now peddling? Why on earth does anyone believe a word she says? I remember her from years ago when she used to litter the imdb message boards with her hatred and lies about Gillian and Téa and everyone used to think she was a nutjob.

The Reply:

It’s nauseating that people believe her crap. If she had sources she wouldn’t be asking randoms for intel and searching blinds for information. She knows absolutely nothing more than other fans, sometimes she knows less. She operates on the notion that everything is not as it seems. Like she wants people to believe D flew to London during a pandemic. D flew back to NYC in September after staying three months in Malibu with MP. In October he flew MP to NYC. We know her pictures aren’t from the last time she was in NYC in early March because they were wearing masks. No one was wearing a mask that early in the US. They went to the zoo and she brought back a plush for the little shop girl. Every other cast member was filming promotions in October if you paid attention to their SM. She wants people to believe the lie because it supports her other lie that G’s kids are D’s and he was there for both of their birthdays. Father of the year was with Malibu Barbie last year and not with M on his birthday and this year he flew as soon as he could back to Malibu a few days after June 15th where he stayed until well after his 60th. Ask her to provide any real proof and she can’t. Every once and a while she’ll bring out the same fake picture and document. Do not fall for any of it and believe her lies. If you try to reason with her she will only double down on her lies and deny what we all know is the truth. Soon she will make another post about how anyone who interacts with me (the enemy) should stop interacting with her because people who speak the truth coherently scare her. So she will start bullying, blackmailing and threatening people to keep them in her Cult of Gillovny.

Firstly, I don’t need to “peddle” since I am not “selling” anything. For years and years I’ve maintained the same truth and have done so alone. I don’t need anybody’s validation and I think that’s one thing that irritates people. I am a woman of my own, unlike many of you who need the constant attention of your followers/readers. 

Secondly, you can - and you have- treat me as an idiot and whatever names you can come up with (and it’s fine, it’s your right:). But let others do as they want: if they want to read/talk/believe me, it’s their right, not yours. You can’t dictate how everyone should feel or whatever should say/do. That seems to be a common horrible practice nowadays. We must all be sheep following the leader, right?

Thirdly, I am always here in this corner of the world. Yet lots of you keep come by like moth to the fire. Why? If I am as delusional/crazy/idiotic as you say I am, why keep wasting your time? Why bother? The only response I’ve got is “because I wanna have a laugh”. Pretty pathetic if you ask me when you could be having a laugh over more “interesting” things.

Next, you accuse me of certain info I post but many of you know about “the cousin of the aunt of the neighbor of Ds electrician”!!! Speak of obession. Oh the irony.

If she had sources she wouldn’t be asking randoms for intel and searching blinds for information. Honey, when people like you keep begging for proof or intel, as you call it, it’s always better to check everything multiple times, as many as you can, with as many sources as you can in order to determine the legitimacy of said info. Basic principle. 

he was there for both of their birthdays. This is probably one of the moset serious issues, not just in the fandom but in the world: the lack of reading comprehension skills. 

Ask her to provide any real proof and she can’t. Every once and a while she’ll bring out the same fake picture and document. You are contradting yourself here. Anyway, I will never get tired of repeating that I DO NOT FORCE ANYONE TO BELIEVE ME. I don’t need validation at all, unlike many of you. You had a live video of them kissing in the concert, reports of people who work/worked close to them (Joe Harris, Mark Mann, Evan Handler, thr Webby reporters, to name a few) not to mention their body language and yet is it me the one in denial??

Soon she will make another post about how anyone who interacts with me (the enemy) should stop interacting with her because people who speak the truth coherently scare her.  No, what I find absurd is for people to like what I say and yet follow people who think I lie or I am nuts. The fact you don’t understand that speaks of you, not of me. And as for being scared, boy, if after so many years you can’t see I don’t scare easily, again that says a lot about you, not me:)

So she will start bullying, blackmailing and threatening people to keep them in her Cult of Gillovny. Finally, when have I ever done that?! At least you could provide one example. Has any of my followers EVER felt that way? The door’s open to say if you have. But I’d say, what you’re doing is called Reverse Psychology. And teh Cult of Gillovny, as you call it, was fueled and started by none other than D and G. So if you have a problem with that, take it to them:)

[i-want-anne-hathaway]

LEGALLY BLoOooOoooOooOOOnDE

I want to mention that I only know all the lyrics to Omigod You Guys because I’ve watched the video “Illegally Blonde for your consideration” about 10 times a month for the past three years.

My first exposure to Legally Blonde was through my sister, and it makes me think about the days where my sister was the theater kid.

I seriously urge you to watch Illegally Blonde because it is the funniest thing ever. The person who edited the video is the same person who edited Be More Chillegal for all of you Illegal Rich stans.

Legally Blonde but it’s just Kate and I. Legally Blonde led to the infamous Bree! Kate, and I feel like it should be appreciated for that.

Throwback to Kate and I performing all of Serious in the Brees mom gc. And no, I can’t say amenities. It’s a hard word, okay.

I’ve accidentally typed “Leggaly Blonde,” so proposal for an edit of a leg with blonde hair @lesducks

I don’t appreciate the East Coast slander from Elle’s parents.

What you want, you wanna be out because the sun is warm. What you want, you wanna be study-stuck inside your dorm. What you want, you wanna be partyin' with us all night long. What you want, you wanna be strong. What you want, you wanna be groovin' up and shake the room. What you want, you wanna be provin' something and to whom. What you want, you wanna be wonderin' where you your youth has gone. What you want, you wanna hold on

Elle using love as her reasoning for everything is the same vibes as Justin from 21 Chump Street in Cousin.

I’m not going to lie, there are a lot of Legally Blonde songs I don’t know. I’ve listened to them, but I haven’t listened to them enough to actually... care. But that’s the point of this. To force me to listen to the songs I don’t appreciate enough.

I could never be a lawyer because I could never defend somebody obviously in the wrong.

The first time the students say “blood in the water” it sounds like when Kate, Maya, and I try singing on the phone.

“We’re positive! KILL HER!” Why is that my two moods?

The fact that Elle was going to go brunette because she felt stupid makes me sad. I mean everything makes me sad but still.

I forgot how weird this musical was, and that’s a crime. I need appreciate how odd this entire thing is.

Ireland and Ireland (Reprise) make me think of Randall simping over Campbell in a Leprechaun suit.

Chip on my Shoulder is an eternal bop.

I used to think that Malibu was a place they made up in Barbie, and to be honest, I’ve yet to see any evidence that it’s not so like... I’m only half kidding

The Greek Chorus is superior.

There is another Illegally Blonde video, and it is also iconic. I feel like everybody should watch it.

I can’t imagine how weird I must look right now because I’m aggressively imitating drums throughout all of these songs as if I know how to play the drums it’s the band yearning

Lauren Zakrin’s So Much Better hits different though. She’s adorable, and I love her

This song makes me Confident™️

WHIPPED INTO SHAPE IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY, AND I’LL NEVER NOT LAUGH WHEN I HEAR IT.

I remember finding out that Chutney killed her father after seeing my sister in her production of Legally Blonde back in middle school, and I was like “:0! BETRAYAL”

The fact that Christian and Laura fought for Take It Like a Man to be included is just like *chefs kiss.* Icons.

“What’s that smell?” “Subtext by Calvin Klein”

The Prom 🤝 Legally Blonde

“Thank you” “no. Thank you”

LOOK! AT! MY! ASS! LOOK AT MY THIGHS!

I’m sorry, I had to.

Bend and Snap 🤝 It Ain’t No Thing

Groovy body positivity

Bend and Snap 🤝 Bring It On

Go, [insert name], go [insert name], go! Go! go [insert name]

A very specific connection, but a real one.

The first song I heard from Legally Blonde was There! Right! There, and little fourth grade me couldn’t figure out why I was so drawn to it.

It’s time to get sad. Legally Blonde didn’t have to destroy my heart like this, but here we are.

The Vivienne character development is immaculate.

“Proud to be American” HAH! That’s funny

LEGALLY BLoOooOoooOooOOOnDE

Find My Way is top tier, as is the entire musical.

The fact that Warner just dropped out and became a model is too funny to me.

I love that when Elle proposes to Emmett, he just starts “omigod.” But I will say that I thought they were going to do a Zazzalil and Jemilla and just go “no u”

I ALWAYS FORGET THAT THERE’S MORE TO THIS SONG! BUT NOT TODAY! I KNOW HE’S GOING TO COME AND START SPEAKING ABOUT A PACKAGE. IT’S COMING AND I’M READY

HOLY SHIT, I WAS NOT READY!

Final Judgement: Stan Vivienne for clear skin

Okay, but it’s a classic musical based off a classic movie. It’s got really good songs, and it’s just really likeable overall.

Next up is OBC Be More Chill. I may or may not post it because it’ll probably repeat a lot of things I said in the first BMC one.

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Trivial Pursuit question: What is the setting of the television show Surfside 6?

Me: oh dang, what's that really beach-y place in California?

My brother: Alcatraz?? My dream beach