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More Kirby doodles!!
Yippee!
Ft. Princess Daisy, Fecto Doo, and that one doodle which inspired the last meme.
#pencil drawing#kirby#bandana waddle dee#bandee#king dedede#Bald-dedede#magolor#Fecto Doo#waddle dee#waddle dees#princess daisy#kirby doodles#bad lighting
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woke: thinking drawing the mages weapons is hard
woke: thinking drawing the mages bodies and clothes is hard
woke: thinking drawing the mages hair is hard someone please for the love of god give me a tutorial this isnt a joke im suffering so hard someone help
#why did hal decide one day to make them objectively the hardest dream friends to draw#in every way#mages fans keep losing#actually though im not kidding on the hair tutorial thing#zans hair only looks good from a few angles and she looks sort of bald half the time#flams hair i have Never been able to figure out how it works so i just draw it my own way#fran. help. help me. help. i cant draw long hair. ive been struggling for years#I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW TO PART HER HAIR ANYWHERE#*gardening noises*#actually i would be down in general for everyone to post how they draw the mages#for funsies#its like dedede in that everyone draws them completely differently#its kinda cool to see
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time for dress up :3
#happy cringe day wednesday#it’s been a while#i was gonna color this but i got lazy so you just have to pretend#the outfits are mostly white anyway#not like wedding attire but winter#though i was contemplating adding some stuff. and i think a veil was on that list#meta looks really bald lol#i love drawing clothes you have no idea#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#okay the heels are kinda goofy i admit but i didn’t want meta to be left out of the pretty princess dress up thing we have going on here#i’ll settle for it
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if i were king of the world i would pass a law that no one can talk or post online about baldur's gate 3 origin characters anymore unless it's saying nice things about karlach and wyll. (will make occasional exceptions for lae'zel and shadowheart. will make an occasional exception for talking about gale but only if tara is also involved.)
#succ speaks#balding gay tree#breaking the law means you will be 'judged by kelemvor' aka i beat you to death with a comically large replica of king dedede's hammer
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Losing it over this screenshot I took a few months ago
#from a groupchat with my friends on discord#I can remember that moment clearly#bald dedede.png#cloud does a ramble :3#fave <3#blorbo tag <3#kirby#king dedede#dedede#kirby dedede
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Bonk the Mun
The fuck-
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Alright, I had to give him the topknot.
The knowledge that Dedede isn't actually a penguin and is in fact some unknown species of bird is still messing me up, but on the bright side that means I can do whatever I want with his species traits in stories >:)
#kirby#kirby right back at ya#kirby king dedede#king dedede#quail#do we have a canon hatless dedede?#i see the bald version but im pretty sure that's a model edit#kirby fanart
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every inside joke ive ever had.
knee surgery, skin pikachu, when the apple is fresh, gug, guh, blue, horse, the horses are coming, making out on the jouch behind taco bell at 5pm wearing the sour cream and onion lays thigh highs, pidgeon milk, gay deer, listen to the horses, anthony do you hear the distant clip cloping of the hooves?, grips your thigh, how i look at bro when he grabs my balls and twists, 97 sobbing horses, five and a half lemons, shaves you bald and licks your head, dead dog center, i cant wait to eat abstract colors, gently smiling stalon, chortles, the gayng plus airy for no specific reason, bald ass marx remove his hat, certified freak seven sheds a week, people would rather top a twink than stop and think, hello cro, the wall of shame, give it brown eye contacts i beg, bacteria, the horse man, pees, 🚷, hey gang almost drowned 🍴, EW EW EW NOT THIS FUCKI G BRID AGAIN, this sausgage im eating is like sooo good 🤤, together we are mepreg, beef, king dedede in the skittles packet on the wall, calougtromis, Constipated turbo 💞 on the shelf☝️, wolfrun he has flea 💕, do you feel, the splunger, firey ass, crying mort, slungus, 😹😹 the green one is here 😹, do not laugh the pig knows, clip being??, i want to be the slime man, club pengiun is kill, smiling egg dog, special finger, dry oatmeal, devious ahh chicken tender, niquil chicken, red aiden, the nefious angler fish, the family friend, joker piss, cheezits, the soggy goldfish incident, they hit the twink towers never faggot, aawagga, a whole spoingus, marxs quest for the sacred pepis, i just lost my dog, fourse, zims massive fucking fourhead, click the bart, gayng and the adopted chortles, the rat man, hello starlight, clutching my pearls, hey fazgang, i got that dog in me the dog, close twitter for the love of starclan, go my shithound, thread canceled antfarm go, i hope the bugs find him, shittsing, discreetly glances at your balls, ecuador, randal you cant say that word, could you repeat that, agony, fear, up my giant purple ass, bruh we in a mcchicken, furry divorce image, tompson dingletoes the 2st, meowing audio, baby limb ripper, rejoyce, horse instincts, minion ass, i smell y’all, soggy marx, hes so babygirl, all i see is a fruit, the freddy room, Pay that CHILD SUPPORT 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💥💥💥💥💥💥💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸, ball cancer, uhm pin wrong finger, 🛷📳, does it jiggle leafy i swear to fucking god, diary stealer island stealer wish stealer, fawful gave me backshots😁⭐⭐⭐🙂🙂🙂💖💖💖💖🌼🌼🌼🌸🌺🌺🌷🌷🌹🌺🌷🌷😁😁😁😁😁🌈🌈🌈🙂🙂🙂, transgender marx cake, horse plinko, the gaylist, check it face eyes, marvullous bleeding rodent, invader zim obby, hairless cat shamura, furry dan, i hope you like bees!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝, penisland, the lemon cellector, what if instead of cum you released a hive of bees from your dick, alvin and the faggots, 𓃗, Prokaryote, holy SHIT this is estrogen city in here!!, slurp, oh no.. 🚶🧎💻 , the marx hole, my fucking uterus, glass, john egbert, NEW KITCHEN GUN!!!!!! SPARKLES LIKE NEW, mom broke up with dad <:[ 😭 i have anxiety O_O, 17, the horses are rapidly approaching 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎, she 4 on my lung till i 20$, the end is never the end is never the end is never the end the end is never the end is never the end is never the end the end is never the end, the slop, organ failure, freak jr, partplauge mpreg, what hi bye hi, hey hey hey, smile always, violet leapfrog dog, liam hfjone, im naming my pussy david now, jesterspace, why would she do that 🙁, did he peed 🙁, i hate when we have grass for lunch please domt say hate, lean four, leo bass bro pyrimid, mario pussy attack, GAY (for you!!), Haha Jonathan, **gas leak**, revisiting my divorced husband, penith, freaky time, greetings and salutations, seattle esex, bens loving the ☀️☀️ today!, im geeking, ocasionally neighing, 60 year old man named hugo, 7 hours and 12 minutes, 2 hours and 33 minutes, the critters, richard, GGLLGAG, think, whatever go my scarb, magestic horse, pea screaming, ren contemplating, do hear👂that? the ❌ is coming, me when i wake up, soggy, autism
#gang#this is horrible#theres more#i reached the limit#inside joke#horse#the horses#the horses approach
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Astro Bot VIP list Nintendo Edition
Been watching gameplay of Astro Bot on PS5 and now I want to see Nintendo make their own celebration game that is filled with Nintendo character cameos complete with deep cut nods
Super Mario VIPs
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Toad
Captain Toad
Bowser
Bowser Jr
Koopa Troopa
Goomba
Daisy
Waluigi
Wario
Rosalina
Luma
Foreman Spike
Eggplant Man
Yoshi
Kamek
Cappy
Paper Mario
Geno
Legend of Zelda VIPs
Link
Zelda
Ganondorf
Tingle
Tetra
Skull Kid
Epona
Daruk
Mipha
Revali
Urbosa
Guardian Stalker
Koroks
King of Red Lions
Midna
Zant
Happy Mask Salesman
Fierce Diety
Donkey Kong VIPs
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Cranky Kong
Funky Kong
Dixie Kong
Kiddie Kong
King K Rool
Kritter
Rambi
Metroid VIPs
Samus
Zero Suit Samus
Dark Samus
Sylux
Ridley
Kraid
Mother Brain
Raven Beak
SA-X
Metroids
Adam Malkovich
Xenoblade Series VIPs
Shulk
Reyn
Fiora
Dunban
Rex
Pyra
Mythra
Malos
Jin
Noah
Mio
Animal Crossing VIPs
Tom Nook
Tommy and Timmy Nook
Mr Resetti
Rover
Blathers
Celeste
Brewster
Crazy Redd
Villager (Male)
Villager (Female)
Blanca
Tortimer
Isabelle
KK Slider
Splatoon VIPs
Inkling Boy
Inkling Girl
Octoling
Callie
Marie
Pearl
Marina
Shiver
Frye
Big Man
Sheldon
DJ Octavio
Mr Grizz
Captain Cuttlefish
Judd
Lil Judd
Fire Emblem VIPs
Marth
Roy
Ike
Lucina
Chrom
Robin
Lynn
Corrin
Ryoma
Xander
Takumi
Byleth
Sothis
Dmitri
Claude
Edelgard
Kirby VIPs
Kirby
King Dedede
Meta Knight
Bandana Waddle Dee
Whispy Woods
Marx
Magolor
Taranza
Queen Sectonia
Susie
President Haltmann
Three Mage Sisters
Elfilin
Pokemon VIPs
Pikachu
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Charmander
Meowth
Pokemon Trainer
Mew
Mewtwo
Detective Pikachu
Star Fox VIPs
Fox
Falco
Peppy Hare
Slippy Toad
General Pepper
Andross
Krystal
Wolf
Leon
Pigma
Prince Tricky
Earthbound/MOTHER VIPs
Ness
Paula
Jeff
Poo
Mr Saturn
Ninten
Anna
Lloyd
Teddy
EVE
Lucas
Duster
Kumatora
Boney
Porky
F-Zero VIPs
Captain Falcon
Pico
Samurai Goro
Dr Stewart
Black Shadow
Blood Falcon
Mr EAD
Kid Icarus VIPs
Pit
Palutena
Medusa
Dark Pit
Hades
Viridi
Super Smash Bros series VIPs
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Fighting Polygon
Fighting Wire Frame
Alloy Fighter
Ancient Minister
Primid
Tabuu
Pikmin VIPs
Olimar
Louie
Alph
Charlie
Brittany
The President
Red Pikmin
Blue Pikmin
Yellow Pikmin
Purple Pikmin
White Pikmin
Winged Pikmin
Rock Pikmin
Ice Pikmin
Glow Pikmin
Oatchi
Moss
NES/Famicom era VIPs
Excitebike Racer
Diskun
Hockey Player
Volleyball Player
Baseball Player
Bubbles
Ice Climbers
Ayumi Tachibana
Gumshoe
Duck Hunt Dog
Balloon Fighter
R.O.B
Professor Hector
Urban Champion Fighter
Sherriff
Tamagon
Devil
Mach Rider
Takamaru
Famicom Wars Soldier
Sukapon
Punch Out!! VIPs
Little Mac
Doc Louis
Glass Joe
King Hippo
Bald Bull
Don Flamenco
Mr Dream
ARMS VIPs
Spring Man
Ribbon Girl
Min Min
Helix
Max Brass
Helix
Dr Coyle
Hedlok
Other VIPs
Dillon
Ashley Robbins
Mr Game and Watch
Tethu from Ever Oasis
Wii Fit Trainer
Dr Wright
X Commander
Sable Prince
F-Type Car
Ray Mk III
Isacc from Golden Sun
Starfy
Starly
Moe the Clam
Lip
Karate Joe
Chorus Kids
Cubivore Pig
Chibi Robo
Dr Kawashima
Nintendog
Elite Beat Agents
T-Rex
Captain Rainbow
Zip
Mallo
Nikki
Jill from Drill Dozer
Qbby
Arcade Bunny from Nintendo Badge Arcade
Third Party VIPs
Sonic the Hedgehog
Billy Hatcher
Jason from Blaster Master
Hebe
Simon Belmont
Mega Man
Commander Video
Shovel Knight
Wonder Red
Wonder Blue
Bayonetta
Galaga Ship
Bomberman
Mega Man
Shantae
Erdrick
Banjo and Kazooie
Cuphead
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dedede gijinkas are fatter and hairier and bearded now, which is cool. now be brave and give him the male pattern baldness he deserves
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You think Dedede has a feathery look below that hat or does he look bald?
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"what if kirby was in dragon ball super" he would be eating so much delicious food. he'd be in heaven. he would be chilling with goku and eating instant ramen. he would see beerus and mistake him for hyness. he would play with majin buu and they'd try to pretend to be each other. trunks and goten would play volleyball with him. bulma would hold him like a plushie and shake him. vegeta would pretend he thinks kirby is just some guy and isn't really that cute but then they put a vegeta wig on him and he gets so mad because he thinks its adorable but also pride-shattering. piccolo would be completely unable to stop himself from stoically fawning over him. gohan would let pan play with him all the time. he would also be surprised and wowed by pan's drawings of kirby's friends and want to meet buggzy afterwards because the entomologist in him cant resist the chance to meet Giant Bug Wrestler With Lots Of Fun Stories. chichi would dress him in snazzy little outfits and get mad at him for trying to eat the ingredients while they're cooking. chaozu and ESP kirby try to have a competition for who can lift up the heaviest rock while tenshinhan judges them. roshi says nothing but just nods in approval whenever he sees him (they think its because he is proud of kirby's kind heart and drive for peace and spiritual fulfillment. it is because kirby is bald). kuririn is surprised that someone from such a different world could be so much like his best friend, and is elated to see yet another silly goof join the party. marron wants to doodle all his copy abilities. lazuli (18) is just there vibing and tempted to see how kirby would react if she waved a cat toy in front of him (she thinks he will try to grab it like a cat. she is right). lapis (17) would think of him as a neat fantastic little creature, and would swear to protect him like he protects the other creatures on monster island. (they'd both be disturbed by inhale until they see the guy kirby just copied pop out no worse for wear like 12 feet away). yamcha would tell kirby story after story about how cool he is, and kirby would believe all of them completely and it would be hilarious. puar and oolong would both get in a circle with him and all three just start shapeshifting into each other without saying anything for 5 minutes straight. yajirobe would remind kirby of dedede (gruff foodie with a good heart) and meta knight (mysterious traveling ronin who is arguably the best swordsman alive) and he would instantly wanna be the guy's friend. karin would play with him like a yarn ball. kami would try to pawn off the title of God onto him until remembering kirby is like. vague kid-hero age and still has a life to lead and the world to see. king kai would be so fucking mad that goku brought another freeloader onto his planet to break his stuff and eat his food but would begrudingly admit that Yes He Is Very Cute And Silly But Get Him Out Of My House Right This Second Or So Help Me. dedede is so confused at where kirby went or why there's an orange crystalline ball on his bed with four stars in it and freak out when he turns it and the stars don't change their position or angle
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Artist’s rendition of Kirby’s Dream Collection (ca. 2012).
#kirby#bandana waddle dee#king dedede#meta knight#magolor#gif#and some tkcd sprinkled in#when you want to build a theme park but don't have enough money so you apologize to people you betrayed hoping to get some cash from them#i'm having too much fun making gifs#i should've made this earlier#bald dedede#fav
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Mini Fanfic #1008: A Super Macho Beachy Day (SSBU)
1:34 p.m. at the Smash Beach's Picnic Area.....
Tifa: (Fluffing an Orange Pillow Up) Just a little more fluff annnnd....there. Pillow's ready for you now, Daisy. (Places the Pillow Down on the Long Picnic Seat in Front of Daisy)
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Thanks, Girl. (Grosns a Bit While Pulling her Casted Foot onto the Pillow in Question) You didn't have to bring a pillow out here for me. ('Whew')
Tifa: (Smiles Softly as She Sits Next to Daisy on the Other Sode of the Table) I know, but I just wanna make extra sure your foot is taken care of for your appointment tomorrow.
Daisy: (Sighs Heavily While Looking Up at the Blue Skies) Finally!~ I can get this case removed. It's been so loooong.
Tifa: (Starts Snickering) Daisy, it's only been a month and a half.
Daisy: So? It still felt like ages ago! (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) Slow days are the worst.....
Tifa: Yeah, but at least the healing process is finally done at the neck of time. Sorry you had to miss out on the Strikers' Leagues though. I know how much you like participating in those games.
Daisy: (Shrugs) Eh. It's fine. There's always the next few years down the road. (Starts Smirking) But no worries. Once the time comes, I'm gonna the biggest comeback ever! (Turns to Tifa) And I want you to join my team!
Tifa: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Genuine Surprise) You do?
Daisy: Hell yeah, girlfriend!~ I mean, have you seen your own kicks? They're almost quick and powerful as Chun-Li and Bayonetta's combined! (Place her Hand Around her Shoulder) Trust me, with your skills and my natural leadership, we would be a force to reckon with in the soccer field! So whaddya say?
Tifa: Well....It has been a while since I've played a soccer game....or any other sport for that matter....You know what? (Smiles Softly) Sure. I'd be happy to join your future team.
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Sweet!
??????: 'Sup, ladies~
The duo turns and see muscular, tan man with gray hair, wearing noting but a speedo grinning down at the two of them in a flirtatious manner.
??????: (Pulls Down his Shades From his Eyes) Fancy seeing you two here in this radical, sunny day today~ (His Teeth Begins to Shine Bright)
Daisy: (Already Weirded out by the Man's Presence Along With Tifa) Uhhhhhhh.......
Tifa: H-Hello! U-Um.....Who are you....exactly?
??????: ('Tch') Honestly. Do you not know who I am? The name's Macho Man. (Starts Flexing and Doing a Manly Like Pose) Suuuper Macho Man!
Daisy: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Macho Man....Macho Man.....Hey, aren't you that guy who lost to Little Mac more than once in the boxing match a while back?
Super Macho Man: (Immediately Gets Upset) NEVER MENTION THAT LITTLE TWERP IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN! I ONLY LOST CAUSE HE'S LUCKY!!! (Quickly Takes a Deep Breath Before Calming Down) Besides, that's all in the past now. (Starts Smirking Seductively) Right now, I'm thinking about the future you two will have with yours truly~
The self proclaimed macho man starts moving his pecs up and down before making them move faster and then turning around and making his butt jiggle, much to the girls' distaste.
Tifa: (Trying her Hardest Not to Throw Up) Wow! I uh....(Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Listen, Mr.....uhhh.
Super Macho Man: Super. Macho Man.
Tifa: Right, right, Macho Man. Umm...We are.....really flattered by your.....affection towards us, but.....I'm afraid we're going to have to decline the offer.
Daisy: (Already Has an Annoyed Look on her Face) We're already taken. Go away.
Super Macho Man: ('Scoffs') Taken? HA! By who? A blonde, emo twink with abandonment issues and a wimpy scaredy cat for a Mario Bro? Who would wanna hang around with those bogus losers?
Daisy: (Angrily Slams her Hands Down onto the Table While Glaring at the Man in Question) Um. WE WOULD, ASSHOLE! I don't know what kind of frat boy, penthouse you've been living off of, but we just so happen to love our two boys to pieces, thank you!
Tifa: (Nodded in Agreement) That's right. (Starts Glaring at the Tan, Muscular Man as Well) And they're twice the men than you'll ever be.
Super Macho Man: ('Heh') Really? (Places his Arms Behind his Head Whole Doing Another Pose) Then how come those "men" of yours aren't rich and good looking as yours truly?
Tifa: (Starts Crossing her Arms While Rolling her Eyes) With all due respect, sir, but we think your looks aren't anything to write home about in hindsight.
Daisy: (Starts Snickering) Yeah. Look like an overcooked pot roast if you ask me?
Super Macho Man: A sexy overcooked pot roast?~ (Moves his Eyebrows Up and Down)
Daisy: ('Groans in Digust') No! A regular, annoying, unattractive one! (Sighs Heavily Place her Head onto the Palm of her Hand) I swear, where the hell is Little Mac when you need?
Super Macho Man: ('Groans in Pure Annoyance') Enough about the twerp already! Why do you have to keep bringing him up!?
Daisy: (Shrugs) I don't know! You guys fought before, right?
Tifa: Plus, you didn't really deny the fact that you lost against him. So.......
Super Macho Man: ('Scoffs') So nothing! Like i said, he only won cause he gotten lucky! (Crosses his Arms) I can totally take him down in five seconds flat the next time I see him! The same applies to your so called "men"!
?????: Really now?
Macho Man quickly turns around to see the blonde, emo twink he mentioned, holding a box of food and snacks in his hands while staring at him with a raised eyebrow.
Cloud: Don't really seem like a challenge, but I suppose punching that smug look on your face wouldn't be too much of a hassle.
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly While Holding Two Cups of Frozen Yogurt in his Hands) We're back!~
Daisy: (Happily Raises hers Hands Up at her Boyfriend) Weegie!~
Tifa: (Giggles Softly as She Gets Up From her Seat And Walk Towards her Boyfriend) Welcome back, you two~ Was the line getting too long for you guys earlier?
Cloud: Yep. (Kiss Tifa on the Lips) The heat from the sun didn't make it go any faster.
Luigi: (Gives Daisy her Frozen Yogurt) Plus, some of the prices for the food has gone up for the year, so it took a while for us to find anything that's more cheaper. (Turns to Daisy) B-But Daisy! How is your feet doing right now? Is it aching? You and Tifa didn't have a rough time getting here, did you?
Daisy: Babe, relax. We made it here just fine. (Gives Luigi a Cocky Smirk on her Face) And do you really think a simply foot injury could slow me down that easily?
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) Of course not. (Rubs the Back of his Head Back and Forth While Smiling Sheepishly) I'm just worried about the well-beings of the princess I love, as usual is all.
Daisy: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Happily Hugs her Man) You worrywart~ I love you too.
Luigi: Daisy, that's my stomach your hugging.
Daisy: I don't care. It's nice and comfy~ (Kiss Luigi's Stomach)
'Ahem' A-HEM'
The gang finally turn their attention to an impatient Macho Man, glaring at all of them.
Luigi: Oh! Uh....Do we...know you or....
The muscular, tan boxer was about to speak until.....
?????: As I live and breathe, it's Macho Man!
Everyone turn their heads to see Dedede and Escargoon walking towards the table together with a box of food and snacks of their own.
Escargoon: (Pulls his Sunglasses Down) No way. Is that really the guy Little Mac beat that one time?
Super Macho Man: (Groans Once More While Facepalming Himself) Can't I go one day without being remind of that half pint? (Turns to the Duo Woth a Glare on his Face) And my name is SUPER Macho Man! Get it right!
Escargoon: (Turns to Dedede For a Brief Turning Back to the Boxer in Question) Well, gee, sorry about that, mister. We just never really thought of calling you that in the start of your name.
Dedede: Yeah. (Starts Smirking in a Troll Like Fashion) 'Specially when your win and loss ratio isn't looking too hot nowadays.
Super Macho Man: ('Scoffs') What are you talking about? (Crosses his Arms While Looking Away) My track record in the ring is hella consistent.
Dedede: Oh really? Then how come in one match, Mr. Sandman knocked you out to sleep with one punch?
Super Macho Man: I....wasn't paying attention at the time. And he does that to everyone on the ring.
Cloud: Except for Little Mac.
Super Macho Man: (Glares at Cloud) I will punch you.
Tifa: (Immediately Gives the Boxer a Dark, Cold Glare) And I will break every bone in your body if you try.
Super Macho Man: (Gulps While Sweating and Being Scared Shitless by the Short Haired Woman) Noted.
Escargoon: Then what about the time you literally got knocked out of the ring by Bald Bull?
Super Macho Man: How was I supposed to know he was going to use his head to attack?
Escargoon: Does the name "Bald Bull" ever rang any bells to you? He always uses his head to ram into his opponents.
Super Macho Man: (Shrugs) I dunno. I just thought he was bald and look like an ugly bull.
Dedede: (Turns to Escargoon For a Brief Second Before Slowly Turning Back to Macho Man Again).....Riiiiiight. And then there's that match between you and Aran Ryan.
Super Macho Man: ('Uggggh') Don't remind me....He only won cause he's a shameless cheater.
Escargoon: Yeah. (Smirks at the Tan Boxer) But he still Molly Whopped your ass to next week.
Dedede: (Laughs Wholeheartedly) Ain't that right! Ooh! And that match with Glass Joe-
Super Macho Man: (Quickly Turns to Dedede and Escargoon with a Furious Glare) NO! Don't you DARE speak about that match in front of my presence!!
Cloud: Wait. Glass Joe. As in the guy who has over ninety-nine losses? (Turns to Super Macho Man) You lost to HIM once?
Dedede: Yeah! Last week!
Escargoon: It was one of the biggest highlights in all of WVBA!
Dedede: That man was cryin' tears of joy when he won that bout.
Super Macho Man: Oh spare me the sentiment bull crap! Croissant Boy only won that fight cause I was obviously feeling under the weather that day!
Escargoon: Then why did you even bother to step into that ring to begin with if you were sick?
Super Macho Man: So he wouldn't win by default. Duh!
Dedede: But wouldn't that been better than getting your ass pummeled on live TV? Where veryone of your fans and followers-
Daisy: (Whispers) If he even had one.
Dedede: would sat there and watch the whole thing play out?
Super Macho Man (Was About to Say something With his Finger Up in the Air Until Slowly Lowering it Down and Sighing a Bit) Okay. So maybe you do have a point there. B-But it doesn't and it never will change the fact that Glass Joe loser got himself lucky that night! (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) Would've make him add one more loss to his permanent record anyday of the week.
???: Mm.
Macho Man's eyes starts to open as he hears Cloud and the others talking among themselves.
Cloud: (Slowly Starts Shaking his Head) Couldn't admit defeat.
Daisy: I know, right? What a sore loser.
Tifa: We all have our moments of not wanting to admit our losses. (Turns to Macho Man) Even if some of us....have a punchable face.
Dedede: I bet if Little Mac was here, he would make him humble himself.
MM's eyes begins to widened by the mere mention that name as slowly starts to shaking in anger.
Escargoon: ('Scoffs') Doubt that. He'll probably go on and on about how he won over luck and we'll never hear the end of it.
Everyone: Yep./Uh-huh. / Sore loser at it's finest-
Super Macho Man: (Looks Up at the Sky in Anger) ENOUUUUUUGH! (Turns and Points at Luigi) You! Green boy!
Luigi: (Points at Himself in a Confused and a Tad Bit Nervous Manner) M-Me?
Super Macho Man: Yeah, you! (Sits Down at the Table While Putting his Elbow on it and Raises his Arm Up) Arm wrestle me, NOW!
Luigi: (Even More Confused) But.....why me exactly?
Super Macho Man: Your color scheme. It pisses me off!
Luigi: (Looks Down on the Black Tank Top and Green Trunks He's Wearing Before Looking Back at the Tan Boxer) I'm.....not really sure if that's a good reason to-
Super Macho Man: I DON'T CARE! I am not leaving here until you give me what I want!
Luigi: B-But-
Cloud: ('Sighs in Annoyance and Defeat') Just do what he says, Weeg. He's never gonna leave us alone at this rate.
Dedede: He ain't wrong on this one, boy. The man's persistent.
Luigi: (Sees Macho Man Crack his Finger's Knuckles Before Sighing in Defeat) If I must......(Sits Down on the Opposite Side of the Table) l I wish me luck.....
Daisy: (Starts Rubbing her Man's Shoulders With a Supportive Smile) Stay calm, sweetie. You can do this.
Luigi: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Nodding) Right. (Turns Back to the Tan Boxer in Front of Him Before Slowly Pullinghis Hand Out to Him) U-Umm....May the best man win?
Super Macho Man: (Chuckled While Grabbing his Opponent's Hand Tight) You better prepare yourself Player #2. Cuz I'm gonna show you why all of my fans in the whole wide globe call me the One and Only SUPER MACHO MA-
Five Seconds Later.......
Everyone free cheers for Luigi's speedy victory over the dumbfounded Macho Man in the game of Arms Wrestling.
Cloud: (Smirks Proudly at his Plumber Friend) Gotta say, Weeg, that was pretty well display of muscle strength you got there.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Damn right! How gotten so strong like that?
Luigi: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth While Blushing and Smiling Sheepishly) I guess my daily morning workout routine really does payoff after all. (Turns to Daisy) And it's all thanks to you, dear. (Kiss his Princess on the Cheek)
Daisy: (Giggles Softly) You don't need to thank me for that, babe~ (Hugs Luigi Lovingly) I'm just happy to see you making progress. But makes me more happy....(Turns to the Tan Boxer With a Satisfied Grin on her Face) Is seeing you outta here! So bye-bye!
Super Macho Man: (Still Dumbfounded) .......................
Tifa: (Starts Snapping her Fingers in Front of Macho Man with Very Little Results) Uhhhh guys....I think we might've broke him.
Cloud: (Shrugs) Hey, if it means we don't have hear him speak for a while, then I ain't complaining.
Escargoon: Neither do I. I never really like that guy.
Dedede: Same here. Y'all wanna eat somewhere
Tifa: (Happily Nodded) Sure! (Picks Daisy's Crunches Up From the Side of the Table While Walking Away With Dedede and the Others)
Escargoon: I don't mind.
Cloud: It's a lot of moving, but sure.
Luigi: I....(Picks Daisy's Up From the Table) Gotcha! Ready to go?
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Ready as you are!~ Let's find a comfy chair to sit together, yeah?
Luigi: (Finally Begins to Walks Away From the Table as Well) Yes, ma'am.
As the not so Super Macho Man continues to look silent dumbfounded by what just happened, the second well known champ of the WVBA Mr. Sandman shook his head at him in the background before walking away, causing the tan boxer to slam his head down on the table.
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