#Bad movies

[iftadwascool]

🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

🚨🚨I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

NEIL BREEN HAS UPLOADED HIS MOVIES TO ARCHIVE.ORG!

🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

🚨🚨I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

[murdersuicidematinee]

Tom Hanks All the Way Down

We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement.

Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going

*Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable. 

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Movie: The Polar Express (2004) Director: Robert Zemeckis Rating: Santa is dogecoin

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[kadythethief]

spoilers for the latest deadpool movie

never would have expected to see jennifer garner's elektra again in a LIFETIME. like you don't understand how much i loved the movie growing up, like the amount of time i watched it, idc if it's considered bad

[lunchbagart]

Alien: Romulus wasn't for me. This would have been cool.

[thespoonlagoon]

Happy Easter!

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[thattransgay]

@ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy got me into a bad movie-

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[lexaprolexicon]

I'm gonna sound so lame but I love shitty horror movies. People still put effort into them, and art doesn't need to be perfect. Give me a plot that doesn't make sense and generic or weird characters. I may not react in fear, but I'll still find joy in it.

[astralbondpro]

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) // Dir. John Fasano

[theglitterdome]

Victoria Vetri in a promotional photo for When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth - 1970

[murdersuicidematinee]

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Welcome to the world of Tiny Don Cheadle, where only scoring a million points in super-basketball can facilitate his master plan to put LeBron James in Game of Thrones. Or Something. We watched Space Jam: A New Legacy and came away knowing less about the plot than before we went in. It's a lot like The Emoji Movie, but infinitely more embarrassing on pretty much every level. 

Featuring: the Star Wars memory hole, Andrei Tarkovski's CATS, cami's casketball, live subtitles for American listeners, podcast therapy, and LeBron's special move that kills Bugs Bunny.

Movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) Director: Malcolm D. Lee Rating: ah shit lads, just remembered I don't care at all

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[devildmeggs]

watched hot frosty just because and the CPCU (christmas prince cinematic universe)has expanded??? why does the horny snowman movie take place in the same universe as aldovia

[platinumink]

Lazy producers too cheap to invest in wigs!!

It's official. These lazy sacks did not even bother with acquiring wigs. Fuck this, I won't even watch this movie in the cinema. If anyone wants a review, they are going to have to wait until this comes out on streaming services and for me to feel the need to watch a movie while drunk.

They are milking this IP for money, not for the enjoyment and the nostalgia it would bring to those who grew up with the books/audios/movies. I already know this is going to be a disaster.

They have got to be kidding me.