#Bad movies

[iftadwascool]

🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

🚨🚨I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

NEIL BREEN HAS UPLOADED HIS MOVIES TO ARCHIVE.ORG!

🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

🚨🚨I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

[murdersuicidematinee]

Tom Hanks All the Way Down

We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement.

Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going

*Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable. 

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Movie: The Polar Express (2004) Director: Robert Zemeckis Rating: Santa is dogecoin

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[kadythethief]

spoilers for the latest deadpool movie

never would have expected to see jennifer garner's elektra again in a LIFETIME. like you don't understand how much i loved the movie growing up, like the amount of time i watched it, idc if it's considered bad

[lunchbagart]

Alien: Romulus wasn't for me. This would have been cool.

[belindablumenthal]

Space Mutiny (1988)

[thattransgay]

@ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy got me into a bad movie-

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[devildmeggs]

watched hot frosty just because and the CPCU (christmas prince cinematic universe)has expanded??? why does the horny snowman movie take place in the same universe as aldovia

[platinumink]

Lazy producers too cheap to invest in wigs!!

It's official. These lazy sacks did not even bother with acquiring wigs. Fuck this, I won't even watch this movie in the cinema. If anyone wants a review, they are going to have to wait until this comes out on streaming services and for me to feel the need to watch a movie while drunk.

They are milking this IP for money, not for the enjoyment and the nostalgia it would bring to those who grew up with the books/audios/movies. I already know this is going to be a disaster.

They have got to be kidding me.

[bambiali]

born to late

[murdersuicidematinee]

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Welcome to the world of Tiny Don Cheadle, where only scoring a million points in super-basketball can facilitate his master plan to put LeBron James in Game of Thrones. Or Something. We watched Space Jam: A New Legacy and came away knowing less about the plot than before we went in. It's a lot like The Emoji Movie, but infinitely more embarrassing on pretty much every level. 

Featuring: the Star Wars memory hole, Andrei Tarkovski's CATS, cami's casketball, live subtitles for American listeners, podcast therapy, and LeBron's special move that kills Bugs Bunny.

Movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) Director: Malcolm D. Lee Rating: ah shit lads, just remembered I don't care at all

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[hauntaku2]

Well, looks like Jack Black has gone insane. It's one thing to have a different opinion about the Minecraft movie, but saying that fans "just don't get it" is disrespectful.

A live action Minecraft movie just doesn't work especially when the movie looks so ugly. Kids deserve better than some cheap-looking "realism".

I don't care if they decide to keep the mediocre plot and the average voice acting, just change the way the film looks.

Some Minecraft fans have already recreated the trailer for the movie which looks far better. Graphics may not be everything, but the least they can do is make it look somewhat appealing.

I really hate it when the people who work on a project like this completely disregard the fans. Feedback is critical to any film's success. The Minecraft movie is going to be a massive flop.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

As always, curses be upon my best friend @ladyraekingmaker for making me see that move in the first place

[lexaprolexicon]

I'm gonna sound so lame but I love shitty horror movies. People still put effort into them, and art doesn't need to be perfect. Give me a plot that doesn't make sense and generic or weird characters. I may not react in fear, but I'll still find joy in it.