#Babysitter Duties

[archivedolon]

he's waiting for everyone to finish drinking so they can go home

[gothghostiie]

something something babysitter!reader, price calling you to pick you up earlier because his shitty ex wife made sure he has the wrong time for the court hearing, you rush over to his house. hes incredibly thankful while horribly stressed, quickly tying his tie around his neck while on the way to the door. you, being the sweet thing you are, follow him around to help, baby on your hip, keys in the other. he takes them while you're standing in the doorframe and without thinking; call it force of habit; he presses a kiss to the corner of your mouth before speeding off.

[emacrow]

Babysitting duty calls, Klarion

It another world threatening battle for the justice league, young justice against the league of Villains and chaos children before most of the chaos children froze as if they sense something bad was approaching and immediately dipped out.. except klarion whom was fighting with raven who immediately froze up too late in front of the portal.

Only for a green portal to appear, as a worned out floating glowing green, but blue skinned teenage boy who turn into a man with red eyes, a clock staff in hand and a glowing white hair baby in a baby carrier.

Klarion is literally struggling like a feral cat who got wet in cold water against some invisible force speaking in some odd static like language before giving up after half a minute when the man spoke back with a short word.

The man now just shape-shifting into turn elderly just gave klarion the baby carrier before noticing how the heroes and villains have stop in mid battles looking at both klarion and him.

"All in soon time, but be warn Flashes whom break the laws of times will get their due if you keep messing with the past and future." Spoken the elderly now shape-shifted into a young boy before he turn back to klarion leaving him a note and glowing baby bag before floating back into the swirling green portal.

Klarion could only look at note with his eye twitching, Teekl meowing as she climb into the baby carrier purring around the glowing baby.

"Why do I keep getting babysitting duty, it so unfa-..." klarion grumbled as he pick up the baby carrier and bag teleporting away..

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"What just happened?" Said Dick whom only one question would be put on hold til later in the watchtower of what just happen before the fight resuming with the young and original justice league winning since the league of Villains were distracted.

[saint-ajax]

Wh0re Thoughts X Shades Of D.I.L.F

TW: 18+ | DARK THEMES | SOMNOPHILIA | DUB-CON | CONSENTED AGE DIFFERENCE | DADDY!KINK | P-LINK | PART I.

#SR1P1 | DAD!SIMON X BABYSITTER

“Say ‘bye’ to Daddy, baby!” You squeak in your baby voice as you carry his eight month old child, right hand on the baby’s back, and left to puppet his arm to wave at his dad. You smile adoringly while the child munch on his closed fist. You laugh contagiously at the sight, he was so adorable.

On the other hand, “Say 'bye’ to Daddy, baby!” Simon was fucked. He was damned in hell when he heard that word slip out of your mouth and liked it. It wasn’t just the word, it was the whole scene. Everything was perfect. Your smile, his baby’s giggles, the way you carry his child, it was a perfect scene. Him leaving for work, while you stay at home and take care of his child. A perfect fantasy. It was easier to imagine you as his wife when you’re doing the requirements for it.

You had no idea how many cold showers he took just to calm his deal whenever his eyes landed on you. When you greet him at the door with a big smile on your face as if he was the star in your life, when the water spills on your shirt and you’re so comfortable in his house–with him– that you take it off in front of him as you run upstairs to change.

But he couldn’t make a move. You were his babysitter. Although he’s a single dad– still. He was two times older than you are. He can’t fuck around with a twenty year old who takes care of his child. Yet sometimes the way you look at him, and touch him out of kindness makes him think that you’re giving him permission to split you in half in his bed where he lets you sleep whenever he’ll be late for work.

He runs towards you and his baby on the porch after putting his stuff in the car, leaning down to brush his thumbs on his baby’s chubby cheeks, and leaves a soft kiss on his head.

“ Be good, son. „

He says firmly to the innocent child. It made you laugh the way he spoke to his baby. “ I think it’s adorable that you talk to him like he’s a teen. It’s actually preferred to talk to babies that way, but I just can’t help a baby talking to this adorable one. „

You say out of baby fever as you snuggle your face with the baby that made him giggle more. He watched as you carelessly kissed his baby as if he’s yours, as if it’s your child, and it was a blissful sight if he wasn’t damned. He lifted his hand and held his baby’s soft cheeks that were near your face. His knuckles at the very front of your lips.

“ 'might arrive late tonight, 'want ya’ to sleep on my bed. 'lright? „ he speaks without looking you in the eye until he finishes. You nod innocently, agreeing with what he wants.

He stands closer in front of the two of you, squeezing his hands in between your chest and his baby, to hold his stomach while purposely lingering the back of his hands on your boobs, then pulling his baby to kiss the top of his head.

You gulp as you feel his touch on your full breasts through your sweater, letting him bid his goodbye to his child. Then making you flustered and shocked when he left a kiss on the top of your head.

“ Take care of my angels, „ he bids by murmur as he looks you in the eye, a hand not leaving the top of your head. “ give me a signal when I come home. Ya’ know what I’m talking about, angel. „

He says before finally leaving the two of you on the porch. And you did understand what he meant. That’s why you slept on his bed with just your underpants. No bra, no shirt, hair untied, no blanket, sleeping comfortably on his bed, one leg on top of a pillow.

Night finally comes and the father of the house arrives, after checking up on his son sleeping soundly on its cradle, he didn’t expect to see much in his room thinking you probably think it’s pathetic to sleep with a forty year old.

And your naked beautiful figure lying on his bed just made his dreams come true. He knew you’re asleep. He had memorized everything about you by now. As he unbutton his shirt, unfasten his belt, he strips with just his boxers on.

He went diving on the bed beside you, body heat exchanging as you lie skin to skin, hands massaging your exposed ass, rubbing his hands gently to appreciate your exposed skin, as inhaling the scent of your hair makes every nerve of his body calm down. He gently leaves kisses down your back, until his middle finger tugs aside your panties, for him to inhale your warm pussy.

He slides his finger in between your wet, slick, folds, rubbing your entrance up and down, dipping his finger inside to drench it in your slimy juices for him to lick and suck it off his finger. Then playing with your glossy clitoris, circling motion, rubbing its dimensions with the pad of his middle finger, then letting his tongue touch your wet slit to slide it up and flick it on your clit. It wasn’t enough, he also sucked the life out of your aching clit, and of course slurp your slimy folds dripping in arousal. It tastes so much better than he imagined.

He didn’t stop playing with your pussy until he had enough. He didn’t stop scraping your sopping walls with his tongue until you squirmed as you slept, moaning adorably, muttering incoherent words. “ mhmm… more, „ you murmur as he keeps on eating you gently. Taking his sweet time, not rushing, eating your pussy thoroughly.

PART II. | NEXT –>

MASTERLIST | A03

[strvufo]

They stared at you, “Look- I- Im really sorry.” They said, They kept blinking over and over again as they slurred over their words.

You aggressively wiped at your tears, Upset that you were even crying over something like this.

“I-Its just not fair!” You said, Your voice trembling as tears had their own race down your skin, Leaving marks of dry tears every time you wiped them off.

“What do you mean its not fair?” They responded, Staring at you with concern and confusion.

“I-It just sucks! It sucks know im the only one in this relationship who actually cares! Why am I the only one who cares?!”

imagine this with anyone you want :))) remember imagine .

[this-acuteneurosis]

Exciting

Leia's trip home isn't exactly going as planned.

[deecotan]

Does lawlu have a kid too that plays with zosan kid?

In my opinion, Lawlu isn't a couple who are going to have kids... relatively, at the very least. Who knows if I can think of any setting or AU where they might have children, but in a modern domestic AU or canon/canon-compliant settings, I don't exactly see them as having kids. I see them as a couple whose idea of settling in begins and ends with each other. Don't get me wrong, they adore children, but they're not necessarily interested in having their own. Them playing uncles for their friends' kids is more than enough for them.

What I do see them having, in modern setting, are dogs. I totally see Law as a dog person and Luffy is just jolly enough to have any pet companion around. I think it paints a pretty funny picture to see Law trying to wrestle both of his overexcited dog AND boyfriend to take a bath after their 2-hour frolicking in the muddy grass.

A couple that I see having kids in modern AU is actually Frobin! My personal headcanon is that they adopted, and it has to do with how I love the idea of Robin, who was abandoned as a child but gradually found love and healing in her found family, would want to try to be a mother for children who went through the similar thing she did as a child. Robin canonically adores children, so I think it's not much of a stretch for her to want them regardless of how she acquires them. And Franky is just supportive all around - he'd be a great dad.

[suzukamizuchi]

Blade : " this new recruit's asking the weirdest thing..."

Kafka : " hmm? such as? "

based on

[berylcluster]

⊰ NEW MUSES DROP/ tag drop ⊱

din djarin, the mandalorian

jennifer check, cheerleader turned succubus

barbara johnson, wife to fred, mother of one, the pants of the family

steve harrington, jock turned loser, bat wielding himbo

[kingdomvel]

WIP Wednesday

This from the next extra from Returning Hope

“Down!” Sek exclaims, and Obi-Wan only has half a second to adjust his grip before the boy tries to jump out of his arms. “Down!” he demands again when he is denied.

“You can’t come down now, there’s too many people.” Obi-Wan tries to reason with the child.

“Down!” he insists, at the same time as he puts all his weight into trying to get away from Obi-Wan’s arms, but Obi-Wan tightens his grip on him. There’s too many people, and he had already made the mistake of putting Sek down fifteen minutes ago, after the boy had agreed to stay by his side and hold his hand, and then the boy had tried to run away between the sea of legs around him. Maybe Obi-Wan shouldn’t have trust the word of a two year old. Thankfully Anakin had been there to grab him back. But Anakin is not with them now.

“Uncle Ben, Sek wants you to put him down” Luke explains, as if Obi-Wan could not understand. He has had to let go of his hand to keep Sek in place. At least the sentients around them are more settled now, most of them sitting waiting for the race to start. Before, when everyone was walking around to get to their places, had been a nightmare.

“Down!”

“I know, but it’s not safe here.” Obi-Wan tries to explain again. Sek is still struggling in his arms. This would be much easier if Anakin was with them. How long could it take to go to the fresher? “Tell me if you see you Uncle Ani, alright?”

“He’s there!” Luke exclaims. Obi-Wan sighs in relief, but Luke is not pointing at the attendant entrance. He is pointing at the track and that can’t be because-

“What is that?!” the presenter’s voice exclaims from the speakers, “a human is on the tracks! He is going for the empty pod, do we have a new racer in front of us?”

Sek has stopped his fussing, interested by what is going on in front of him. Obi-Wan’s gaze is focused on the tracks down in front of them, on the unmistakeable figure of Anakin walking through the sand in front of the other pods. Obi-Wan turns his gaze to one of the big screens where Anakin’s face now takes up the whole thing. He looks directly at the camera and winks.

“Unce Ani!” Sek exclaims when he recognises him.

“He must have a death wish.” The person next to Obi-Wan says, “only one human has ever finished the race.”

Obi-Wan knows Anakin will finish. And the moment he does, Obi-Wan will kill him.

“I promise we are just going to watch the race” he had said that morning, before they left, “where would I even get a pod to participate anyway.”

“He is going to participate! That’s so cool!” Luke exclaims.

Anakin’s eyes are searching around the crowd, still standing next to his pod. When his eyes find Obi-Wan’s, he at least looks a bit sheepish. Win, Obi-Wan mouths, and he knows that Anakin has understood him, because a huge grin spreads through his face.

Obi-Wan puts a hand on Luke’s shoulder to guide him to the entrance.

“No!” Luke protests, “the race is about to start!”

“I know, don’t worry.” Obi-Wan tries to sooth him, “we are just getting a pad to watch it better.” He says, as they walk to the counter where they rent them, “and to bet some money on your Uncle Ani.” He adds as an after-thought.

[vampirismm]

RAHHH ACC INTRO??

Who am I?

Hi! I’m Theodosia or Theo or Vampirismm! (Or Vince’s fictional-non-fictional wife💀) I’m an artist and avid tv show/movie enjoyer. I’ll probably use this mostly for rants or artdumps bc why not??

My interests n shi:

MLP (obvi)

Arcane!

The Witcher

Monster High

Nimona

Epic

Musical Theatre (I do that!!)

Marvel (especially Spiderverse 🫶)

DC

Trad/Digital Art

House of the Dragon (I am forever Aegon’s wife)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (I would die for Camille)

The Owl House

She Ra and the Princesses of Power

Undertale

Call of Duty

Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise

Avatar (like the blue people one, not the last airbender)

The Babysitter/Babysitter Killer Queen

Scream

Chucky/Child’s Play

My Babysitter’s A Vampire

Probably more than I can’t remember rn as I write this in the shower🤓☝️

I’m a girl :3 My age is 7 x 2 and I am a member of the bisexual community <3 Unsure of my religion, I’m think I’m an Omnist, meaning I believe in multiple, or in my case ALL, religions! I js don’t worship anyone💀🙏

BYEEE!!! (Enjoy my Celestia gif)

[gothghostiie]

thinking about something that happened to me while babysitting and I am unable to cope with it so obviously I have to make it something for yall

thinking about babysitter!reader being hired by price, you just go to check on the little one in their nursery. the baby is sleeping peacefully, you close the door - but the handle fucking breaks off. naturally you start to panic, the baby is in there all alone and you can't get in, so you call price in literal tears. telling him what happened, desperately scrambling around to look at the baby monitor. He tells you to take a breath, trying to get you to calm down, that its okay, he'll come home.

you're sat on the couch, crying in a panic while watching the blisfully unaware baby over the monitor until Price gets home. he comes in, making a beeline to the small utility room, then to the nursery. its an easy and quick fix, you definitely could have done it yourself you think as you watch over his shoulder. he opens the door quickly and sees the sleeping baby before closing the door with a chuckle and turning to you. you're still sniffling, babbling soft apologies, telling him youll understand if he doesn't pay or ever hires you again - but he shakes his head and leads you to the couch with him, sitting you down.

"sit, love. take a breath." he murmurs, vanishing to the kitchen, from where he comes back a minute later with a cup of tea that he hands you. sits down next to you, then gently pulls you into his side. "C'mere now. its alright bird, don't cry now."

[socksandbuttons]

How do you think Racheal and Fanny would be like as parents?

Not somehting I thought about much tbh. I have most to like teenage-late teen years for how they grow up??? And then little old ladies. God okay it depends, so like lets see here. Fanny is abrasive enough but she was raised with a loving dad so absolutely pride and joy for her kids (at this point the gender would not matter to her so theres that.) No one elses though. Well not like her dad way but legit would complain about other parents and how they raise their kids. Hilarious. Rachel I know she was supreme leader but I feel like if she were an actual parent she'd be very anxious about it. Look at harvey. She's worried she won't do good enough, while she loves her kid/s she's the kind who over thinks it. (Ironic given she was such a good supreme leader, but years go by sorta deal.) She'd chill out years later though. With Fanny as loving mom who WILL fight for her kid and drag every mom in the PTA and Rachel, anxiety as she is, is cool headed enough to keep it sort of together.

[chuluoyi]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSF3k5sjG/

This is without a doubt the trio when they lost LE gojo and readers child😭

HAHAHA😭 no actually, this is megumi after the events in babysitter’s club and when he’s tasked to look after him again, he’s going to grab baby gojo so he won’t even roll :’)

[au-mashup-party]

to: hacker

hi! you okay? also, i'm Kayla The Skeleton! and you are?

Baby Blithy by me and @nova2cosmos

[timdrakebiter]

dick grayson, like twelve: hey, hal, why does guy gardener call you babygirl

hal jordan, flying the jet construct to take them to get burgers, sweating: how about we stop talking for a little while