#BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[mira-nicodiangelo-grey]

“Do they just beat you up” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 48

chapter 74:

1. NOT SIRIUS TELLING REMUS TO FUCK HIM AND THEN FINDING OUT HIS DAD IS ON THE PHONE. ID DIE- 💀💀

2. not remus going from: FUCK ME PLEASE to never touch me again, i am unworthy and but an evil temptress

he just went from one shade of dramatic to the next

3. “Remus likes that he can leave doors open and come and go as he pleases. He likes that he can just randomly take a walk whenever he wants, going anywhere and as far as he wants to, hearing the birds sing and letting his new home leave a lasting imprint in his mind, taking shape, something to settle in. He likes that he has the freedom to do anything, and really, all he ever wants to do is just—exist. Just be”

crying when i literally have an exam tomorrow at eight am. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

4. wolfstar is living my dream. i can’t even begin to tell you. they’re living my dream. i’m so unwell knowing that they get everything i want. i’ve never wanted to be sirius more in my life at this point

5. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SIRIUS PROPOSES WITH A SPOON i- that’s the faggotiest thing i’ve ever seen

6. awwwwwwwww remus said yes!! this is the cutest proposal i have ever seen in my life

7. they.. they are making out on the dirt ground of the market surrounded by people

8. “"Was it at least a nice spoon?"

"Worst spoon I've ever seen."”

LMAOOO

9. god i love sapphics. lily has the most dramatic proposal planned for mary. i love lily

10. awwww lily’s gonna have a baby with mary sometime in the near future. they have their own little family!!! i get so happy thinking about it

11. “In Alice's story, he may be the villain, but in his? In his, there was no villain, just pain, and now peace.” yes yes yes YES

12. awww it’s both sad that sirius leaves his mind during his wedding but also so sweet that remus stops the wedding so sirius can remember every bit of it

13. i cried at how happy sirius was to find out that remus waited for him at their wedding

14. pandora has no shame oh my god

15. but also!!!! canon polyam couple 💃🏼💃🏼

16. FHSHDJSJSKJDKDKSJKSKD REMUS AND SIRIUS ARE GONNA BE FOSTER PARENTS OH MY GOD

17. remus being there for lily during the pregnancy test is so special to me. what if i gnawed plastic or mulch or chomped glass? huh? huh???

18. holy shit. regulus babysits for one afternoon and suddenly he’s adopted two more kids. jesus he works fast

19. HARRY!!

20. domestic jegulus raising kids!!!!!!!!!! AND LILY ISNT SURROGATE!! SHES RAISING HARRY WITH MARY!!! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

21. oh gosh they’re gonna adopt teddy, huh? i can’t wait for this oh my god

22. uhhh i was so invested in the story that i literally don’t have anything else to say about the end of this chapter. i was so fixated on this i swear

chapter 75: FINAL ONE OMG

1. remus is being so gay over sirius in a dress. and bud, me too. me toooo

2. “”You want to know something?"

"What?"

Regulus watches the rain come down, his lips still curled up as he murmurs, "I would have volunteered for you, too."”

i’m crying so bad over here. tbh i think my period is about to begin because i also cried over the episode in my little pony where they all tell the stories of how they got their cutie marks and then the mane six find out they were all connected by rainbow dashes sonic rain boom.

3. i finally recovered then got emotional over the horcrux hornet

4. shdjsjjsjsjs the hat made a full circle

5. EVAN!!! look every time i forget about him, his presence comes back to smack me in the face and hurt me

6. 😟 that’s it? i’m done? i’ve been reading this for months, and i finally finished. i feel both so completed and so very incomplete.

7. it’s over. huh. it’s really over. well. yeah.

[listofwhyyouloveher]

you’re carrying the outsiders x reader tag rn please dont go into a burning church

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ILY

Yeah it really shocked me to see I was at the top for a couple tags 😭😭 like I'm tryna see some new Darry pics why are you flashing me w my own work....

[madame-mongoose]

My friend after I said: "YOU'RE EDGING HIM" live on call

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[myhiraeth]

I've hit new lows and I'm not even sorry bwahahahhahahaha

[mira-nicodiangelo-grey]

I don’t know if the tumblr that made this still exists.

I have been looking for this comic. So if anyone knows the true artist, please let me know.

[darthstitch]

Watching Season 3 in bits and bobs

So basically the Golden Rule is that Ella Lopez + Lucifer Morningstar x Las Vegas = GLORIOUS DISASTER

I really should write that Fast and The Furious crossover....

[mira-nicodiangelo-grey]

Ashley Katchadourian? More like Ashley Didntwatchthedoorian.

Badum-tss 😆😆😆

[heyneon]

lol bye tumblr!

[mira-nicodiangelo-grey]

An iconic post. Tumblr history.

[bakvhatsv]

Shinsou walks up to Bakugo, grabs him by the waist. Pulls him close. Lifts him up. Batista bombs him and then YEETS the fuck out of there, running for his deer life.

What the hell!? 

First that weird-ass kiss fiasco, and how this guy’s getting all touchy-feely!? He’s moving way too fast! And Bakugo’s about to say something about it, when he’s literally whisked off his feet. The breath stolen straight from his lungs! 

Well, that could have also been result of his back meeting the ground in a pro wrestler type take-down. 

He’s only stunned for a moment. In the next, there’s bright white and ear splitting noise following Shinsou at the speed of  R A G E . 

“I’LL KILL YOU!!!”

[stabbysideblog]

Drown? In space? It's more likely than you think.

[withywindlesdaughter]

My sweet-faced young barista approached my today and whispered, “What was that show you were telling me about? I think it took place in the 1700s? With that one guy?”

Oh sweet darling child...

[kingsofeverything]

How about a teeny tiny itty bitty snippet from chapter 5 of Don’t Want Shelter (does it count as a snippet if it’s just like 60 words?)?????

Under the cut if you don’t want spoilers:

“Just so we’re clear.” Harry grunts loudly and pushes hard. “Like one hundred percent, crystal clear.” He heaves and it suddenly slides in easily. “I hate you, I wish I’d never met you, and you’re the worst person I’ve ever known.”

Louis exhales, the air leaving his lungs almost all at once, rests his head against his forearm and groans. “Mutual.”

[charomiami]

I'm that friend that buys a sugar free Redbull because I bought sourpatch kids for breakfast.

Don't judge me, I ran outta milk.

[somewhere-in-the-dungeon]

I like this scenario. It is weird and I like weird. I would derive endless pleasure from inflicting this state of affairs on reality and forcing people to come to terms with it.

Eliezer Yudkowsky