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babe are you okay you've hardly touched your Hawaiian shirt peanut butter and salami sandwich and your Weird Al chocolate milk
#believe it or not these are finds from different garage sales. weird al cup was 75¢.#because of course i bought a hawaiian shirt plate and a limited edition vip weird al cup from garage sales#anyways i made a peanut butter and salami sandwich for yall so you'd better give this notes#weird al#weird al yankovic#polkamania
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I was in the grocery store and I saw a big jar of peanut butter on sale for super cheap and I started crying out of joy.
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Pippin voice: "They come in pints?"
#lily#champ#sales pitch#peanut butter#peanut butter cups#quart#pint#gallon#milk#comics#twice the ounceage twice the fun
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made a good ass mealprep lunch im kind of pumped to go to work tomorrow so i can eat it
#ive got rice w shrimp garlic brean gean peanut butter satay sauce and cucumber#I MEAN GREEN BEAN#and then half an asian pear and some old cheddar i just got on sale#food m-#and i have plans for fish tacos later. oh ok this is Epic#this is whats exciting now as an adult btw. plans for what im gonna eat
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SP stick of truth is fun when you're like not 8 years old and self insert yourself
and bonus warmup to figure shit out
#south park#south park fanart#south park stick of truth#stick of truth#kyle brovlofski#stan marsh#butters stotch#eric cartman#south park the stick of truth#this game is very funi#it was on sale and i cannot resist
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Hey Hot Fuzz fans, wanna buy a keychain
I'm finally making that keychain I promised to do
Preorders now:
Link the Etsy
(I may or may not give freebies)
#my art#art#digital art#hot fuzz#nick frost#danny butterman#nicholas angel#simon pegg#edgar wright#keychain#sales#for sale#angel butter#angelbutter#the cornetto trilogy#cornetto trilogy#cornetto#blood and ice cream
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It's been almost a week since I moved into my apartment, and I haven't gotten myself a table and chair yet or unpacked my boxes because I had a roach infestation. I also haven't gone out and bought groceries, but a gaggle of drag queens gave me a 5lb bag of frozen French fries and ~100 toaster waffles, so I have been sitting awkwardly on the floor eating those with the tofu I got for obscenely cheap at the grocery store next door
#I have rice and pasta and butter and stuff that I took frok the hostel#I bought some tofu and some vegetables next door bc they were sooo on sale#I've not been cooking bc roaches so my food expenses in October are waay too high
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Really fighting for my life just to buy cat food
#me voy a caer muerta porque hace unos meses la bolsa de 10k estaba a $15.000 ahora esta a $41.000#inflation can do that to a motherfucker#bueno. a llorar a la lloreria#encima como el dolar bajo ahora todo sale mas caro pero yo cobro menos#uwaaaaa#I'm trying to make my finances work. i need to buy cat food. students books and to pay bills#i have $200usd luckily i don't need to eat do i#i ate 2 undercooked sausages today#Fuck i need to buy a water heater too or never shower again#FUCK MY NEW GLASSES AUGHHH#it's okay i have me. i can come. out of this a normal amount of alive#I'll go to the grocery and buy butter so i can bake some bread for the week#i need me something to eat at uni
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i've had to make a lot of adjustments after learning about my literal dozen food allergies and i've just been eating so much steak
#i would eat more fish if it was more on sale#i really like fish#i never bothered to look bc i didn't eat that much meat before but there's like always Some steak Really on sale at the grocery store nearb#so. i've been eating so much steak#it's been rly good#i'm allergic to milk too which is very annoying bc i use so much butter for everything but when i get my next SSI in a couple days#i found a big tub of tallow for almost the same price as butter has been lately#it's like really cool that eating can actually feel good. when you're not eating so many allergies
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Sardine sandwiches might save us
#some nice toast a little butter. pretty good#mac rambles#lately my struggle meals have been extra um. strugglific#and by that I mean. cold to hot yuck#so having a new low effort food is very exciting! need to stock up on the sale sardines. they’re yummy!!
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there's just something demoralizing about being encouraged to sell customers things that we both know they don't need
#bolo speaks#I work in retail. not bread and butter grocery store type retail like I sell things that are not necessities#at the start of every shift my supervisor reads out our sales quotas for the day and explains how I can best help meet them#sometimes including suggesting customers additional items on their order of Things That Are Already Not Necessary#and how much we're expected to sell so that we can earn more than this time last year.#but we cannot simply continue to increase profits forever. that's not possible.#and the onus to accomplish this is put on *us* low-level retail workers rather than acknowledge that#a customer may simply be unable or unwilling to buy what they must for us to meet our arbitrary goal.#idk. I don't want to do all that for a company that pays me eleven dollars an hour
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i may not be able to open posts from my notes or messages or get more context on posts via looking at the notes, but at least i can make fucked up coffee properly now
#toy txt post#while i was away i began my journey into coffee snobbery. im doing my best. i have a lot to learn#i have a fancy hand grinder that all the ppl on reddit hemmedvand hawed andaid it would probably be somewhat#Acceptable for pour over coffee that I got for less than $100. i want you to understand the coffee grinder ppl are insane.#there are grinders for sale that cost like more than my car did brand new. these ppl are insane? i got a chemex pour over#and a glass stovetop gooseneck kettle cos i couldnt find an electric kettle that didnt have the metal touching the water. prolly cos it#would make them less energy efficient and defeat the purpose but i dont fuck w metal water vessels cos historically They Keep Betraying Me#by making my drinks taste like ass. i got some genetic fuckery going on ig. like the cilantro soap gene but its the metal makes water taste#like ass gene? idk. but i wanted a kettle that didnt have metal and i wanted that gooseneck pour so i found one on Amazon. surprisingly#hard to find? annoying. mostly bc every search engine is bad and kept showing me metal kettles anyway. i got a grinder i got a pour over i#got a kettle i got fancy beans from a local small business i started drinking it black. im going to unlock these flavors. i will get it#but also. im still a goblin. i put garlic powder in with the grounds and made garlic coffee. its interesting. it tastes like garlic. and#coffee. but actually the garlic is mostly an aftertaste?#so it feels very similar to drinking a cup of black coffee to accompany your garlic bread actually. the first time i made it i think it#underextracted the coffee tho. second time i extracted the coffee enough but i didnt like it as much? both times. fascinatingly#i did not get strong aromas! which was weird: i find both garlic and coffee have pretty strong scents already#i wouldve thought combining them would make it stronger? it was a little stronger while brewing the second time but smelled good to me#i find the flavor of it compelling enough that id like to try to refine it a bit more and see if i can make it good#ive come a long way since my first garlic coffee haha#(adding garlic salt to black coffee out of a keurig. dont reccomend this: garlic salt has too much salt and it overpowers everything.#could not get a garlic flavor without overpowering salt flavors. so it mostly tasted like seawater with a hint of coffee. garlic powder is#the way to go. anyway next i want to try it with a lighter roast. i was using medium roast#of a local brand that i would name for exposure but wont name lest it doxxes me haha#also want to try egg coffee sometimes? the vietnamese one. looks..intriguing. robusta beans scare me a little tho#anyway. if youre interested in interesting flavors i recc garlic coffee. it was intriguing. if i find a methodology i think tastes best#ill update yall#im also interested in other things. i want to experiment with spicy coffee. chili powder or cayenne#make the paprika dracula coffee haha#im also admittedly intrigued by butter coffee? as a flavor profile tho not for fad diet reasons.
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#saw a bunch of little bears at the thrift store!#one with a blue bow tie came home with me#also got a new chain collar and a lighter from a garage sale#i kept busy today#feeling better. i fucking guess idk#i ate a lot#four spicy pizza slices and a peanut butter banana shake#ill be up a while#havin a movie night w yogurt#feels good to have food in my tummy#pavi talking
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im gonna try make orange poundcake today 🫡
#among other things#also idk wtf is wrong with our butter knives/me that i keep cutting myself on them it's ridiculous. thumb out of commission again#i bought too many oranges bc they were on sale 8lbs for 5 bucks...not bad...
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its so fun doing goofy things just on instinct and then suddenly thinking "damn F/O would love me for that"
#me doing my silly little dance bc im excited abt the food I've managed to make tonight despite having no stovetop equivalent#and then thinking how Guz would laugh at it and find it so silly and charming dhdhdkl#SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA DO A LITTLE BOOGY WHEN UR EXCITED IDK#its probably stimming but fhdkls all i know is i am so excited to eat tonight for the first time in like a month or two#cooked chicken in an instantpot and rice in a rice cooker and then put jarred butter chicken sauce on it :3#its going to be spicy (the mild jar was not on sale 😔 only the spicy one fjfkl) but I'll just keep adding more rice if its too spicy LOL#no veggies bc im too tired to figure out how to steam them in my rice cooker but !! tomorrow maybe!!!#WAHOO HURRAY FOR FOOD !!!#dandy.cmd
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