#BUT WHY?!

[shijiujun]

Ming Ye x Sang Jiu | Their late wedding night

[speedgeek]

Oh god, my tumblr backup has been downloading all day. It's over 150 GB and it doesn't have what the total time/file size is going to be...

[elgascreamslikehell]

Nononono.

911 fandom wait a fucking minute

Where did y'all even dig up this Tommy guy?

EXPLAIN

[mesmerblossoms]

oh god I just remembered my NA alt is on Maguuma

[oh-my-damn]

👀👀👀is that what you & wifey speak on

GUYS sksjksks

Me and wifey only speak on what you see 🥺

You guys brought us together... So far there are no secret dm's happening lol (so far)

So no, it's not. Last thing we spoke about was being tipsy twinsies lmaooo

[melishade]

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[twinliches]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[tributary]

[quicktimeeventfull]

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.