#BUT THEY ARENT

[heroictoonz]

we should throw tucker n epsilon into a closet together and force tucker to face his feelings before i strangle him

[cockandballsnurture]

so many books i wanna listen to so little money

[itsbebebrainrotting]

What if you wanted to see how much worse 4halo could get for each other after vegas but god said qsmp purgatory

[magickhajiit]

[shadowofdarkness22]

I woke up from a strange dream that bothered me and decided (as a distraction to make myself feel better) that I'm going to post little snippets of ideas I had for other cheolbong fics if I ever finished No Touch Cafe. Will I ever get to them? I have no idea, but for now, enjoy!

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Mute!Bong Hwan/CEO!Won Beom

Won Beom saves Bong Hwan from assholes trying to beat him up and they nearly break his hand. As Won Beom is treating his wound:

“It’s already hard enough for you to communicate as it is.” Won Beom says softly as he wraps the bandage around Bong Hwan’s hand. "Hands are the very things we use to hurt or comfort, to create or destroy." he swipes his thumb over Bong Hwan’s hand as though he could take away all the pain with a single touch. "But for you, it's how you communicate." Won Beom looks at Bong Hwan, who's looking back at him with an unreadable expression. "You've already lost one voice. It would be cruel for you to lose another."

Bong Hwan pulled his hands away gently. "I would have found another way," he signed slowly, staring at Won Beom with a determined intensity. Won Beom couldn't help but smile.

“Yes, you would." he agrees.

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Purely written snippet as a joke of the bath scene, but like... way gayer?? Basically a pwp lmaooo

“Would you like me to fuck you?” Cheoljong asked, his voice low.

“Or would you like to fuck me?” Won Beom asked, tilting his head.

“Which do you choose then?” Cheoljong asked seriously, him and Won Beom looking at Bong Hwan expectantly. Bong Hwan scoffed.

“Fuck both of you,” he said harshly, fully intending it to be an insult. Instead the two of them grew wider grins. Cheoljong immediately slid behind him, his hands grazing across Bong Hwan’s chest as his chest pressed against his back. Won Beom slid into Bong Hwan’s lap, settling comfortably enough as though he always belonged there.

"So be it." Cheolbong purred into Bong Hwan's ear.

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Bodyguard AU with a mix of modern and Joseon. The one I really want to write one day. But here's a little taste. 👀

"Loyalty? Why the sudden change? I know for a fact that joining my side gets you nothing." Cheoljong said.

"You're right. I don't receive any benefits. I will be risking my life to help you win."

"Then why??"

"If I may be so bold, Your Majesty." Bong Hwan steps closer and refuses to break his gaze from the king. "It's because I love you."

Cheoljong steps back in shock as Bong Hwan towers over him.

"I've always thought it was immense loyalty, and had treated it as such until I realized my thoughts were never as innocent as they should be." He stares at Cheoljong. "What I feel for you is different from anything I have ever felt before, and it makes me feel alive." he steps closer, his hand reaching up but never quite getting close. He pulls away and steps back. "I know what I feel can never be reciprocated, and I will never expect you to. But do not push me from your side. Use me as you will, and I will tear down all your enemies with just one word from you. That I promise you, My King."

[glorified-red]

Nothing gets me more heated than seeing people sort the batboys into Hogwarts houses when it's painfully obvious they

1. probably never read the books because they stereotype the houses

And 2. Clearly only know the batboys from fanon

Because if I see one more person put Tim into ravenclaw I'm going to Lose. My. Mind.

[feralattentionwhore]

"Your toy looks adorable" - what someone should be telling my gf, refering to me

[nachowtoast]

Anybody ready to send each other Gecko Moria stuff? Pictures found online, awesome crumbs left on insta... it's lonely in the simp corner. :<

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[wolfythewitch]

How does this keep happening to me

[etherealspacejelly]

sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.

i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.

so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.

today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.

and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.

so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.

[twinliches]

my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

[witnessprotectionprogramurl]

[hunnicute]

i dont think spotify knows what a genre is

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking