#BUT SHE IS NOT

[lomlompurim]

quickly svsss x mean girls au but I only have Shen Qingqiu as Regina George and Binghe as Cady, who would be the other plastics?

[paragonrobits]

"Gaining Karlach's approval centers around being forthcoming and somewhat heroic - showing compassion toward the wronged and almost uncompromising good." WELL I KNOW WHO I'M BEFRIENDING WHEN I PLAY THIS GAME

[kitshuwun]

Whenever I look at a guide and saw they use Gladia, I immidiately gave up bcs I have her but not in a sufficient level nor do I have enough mats to raise her....

...then when I'm going through the roaster again I saw her...E2. Her skill are lvl 7

I ALREADY RAISE HER LONG AGO. SHE IS AT E2 LVL 1 FROM THE DAY I GOT HER AND I NEVER BOTHER TO LOOK FOR HER EACH TIME A GUIDE USE HER

IM SO DONE WITH MYSELF

[supriyawithoutsu]

Ae vedya, bench*d bat ka grip nikal ke bat teri gamd mein ghusa dunga

*ME SHOUTING TAAKI TUJHE MERE GHAR SE SUNAI DE*

Gaamd main bat kaise daalegi gaamd to pehle hi fatt gayi 10th main aake

[charlottexbettencourt]

Charlotte Bettencourt at the 2023 Met Gala “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty.”

Attire:

Dress: Chanel from the Spring 2006 Haute Couture Collection (loaned from the Chanel archive)

Clutch: Chanel from the Spring 2012 Prêt-à-Porter Collection (loaned from the Chanel archive)

Shoes: Chanel Lambskin & Goatskin White & Ivory Slingbacks

Jewelry:

Ring: Chanel Sea Urchin Ring from the Spring 2012 Prêt-à-Porter Collection (loaned from the Chanel archive) Earrings: Custom Van Cleef & Arpels Diamond Earrings from the Private collection of the Bettencourt family Necklace: Custom Van Cleef & Arpels Diamond Necklace from the Private collection of the Bettencourt family Bracelet: Mellerio dits Meller Diamond Bracelet from the Private collection of the Bettencourt family

[mysdrymmumbles]

Bored Bbies

[caramelapplesauce]

okay guys, please do not hate me. this is for my friend, who is uncultured, for valentine’s day. but, wince, does anybody have harmione fanfic recs?? (currently sobbing)

[avatar-aaang]

coworker speaking words of wisdom, telling me not to have an ex lmfaoooooo

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[the-uncanny-dag]

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[sabrebash]

The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.