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Name: Mewtwo Lunar
Pet name: Miodzio (only Monika calls him that)
Origin: Kantonian Mewtwo created under orders from Giovanni of Team Rocket (He's Mewtwo from the first movie)
Birthday: 6th February 1998
Astrological signs: Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Venus
Height & Weight: 2m, 128kg
Nature: Adamant
Sex & Gender: Male, he/him
Accessories: Mewtonite X in a round crystal cage necklace (obtained after Kalos arc), Moon ball (after proposing to Monika), some various clothing
In a romantic relationship with Monika
Personality:
Has a calm demeanor and prefers to observe first to deduce if any stepping in will become necessary
Very loyal to his friends
Values intelligence and knowledge, likes to dabble in intellectual pursuits.
Suffers from depression and existential dread, feels like an outsider to the world
Can be a bit cocky sometimes and act high and mighty
Displays a great need for freedom and roaming, doesn't like being confined to small spaces
Sometimes may come across as 'emotionally constipated', preferring to rely on rational reasoning than emotions
Can act a bit 'tsundere' at times
Rough Storyline:
Is virtually unchanged from the first movie and the prequel with Aitwo
Is genetically related to Aitwo to the point of them being siblings (due to an experimentation by Dr. Fuji to infuse Aitwo's genes with Mew genes in later clones)
Difference in the story happens after the first movie and results in a changed storyline for "Mewtwo Returns"
During travels to find a new home for himself and his clones, he encounters Monika, a young human girl who is a fugitive of Team Rocket
Monika has known about Mewtwo beforehand due to her connections to Team Rocket, and was inspired by him to live on
Mewtwo finds himself in love with Monika eventually and the two begin a romantic relationship
This eventually falls apart for a few years during Monika's later teenage years, as the two lacked experience in serious relationships
Mewtwo spent a few years by himself in self-discovery, making new friends in the process
Later reunites with Monika during her travels in Kalos, rekindling their romance
Eventually starts a family
#mewtwo#selfship#selfshipping#mewtwo reference#time for me to update my reference for my version of Mewtwo#my theme for him is interspecies romance#i am convinced he has a thing for human women more than he would for any fellow Pokemon#aromantic/aroace Mewtwo? Not in my house!#but no honestly#i truly love Mewtwo#for a fictional character he turned my life around for the better
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Down with Edmund! I'm not biasing the results at all. No sireee.
#it's Mary Crawford ya'll#but no honestly#lets see who wins#you know the actual end ship is bad when you meet a surgeon for three sentences and you're like#Fanny get him!#and it's not the first cousin marriage thing#I am perfectly fine with the first cousin marrying thing#it's the whole personality thing#And the fact that Fanny remains in a home where she was abused#I don't like it#so you decide#mansfield park#jane austen#fanny price#henry crawford#mary crawford#mr. rushworth#edmund bertram#polls
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YALL I JUST GOT DONE WITH MY STUFF ONLY TO COME BACK HERE AND WITNESS THAT I HAVE REACHED 300 CULT FOLLOWERS!?!?!?!
300 beloveds who love me? ..my words? ..my chaos?? ..I want to give all of you my money..my bank account and my soul 🥺🩷...Like I know 300 gotta sound like the most lowest of the low in sum standards ...but nah ...
NOT TO ME IT DONT ..THATS A WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE ...
✨️And i shall do as ordered and give yall the numbers to the back of my credit card ✨️
I love yall 🥺🩷
#consui sees#consui says sum#consui is happy#consui village#little cult for us all#its a tiny town#but no honestly#its great ...yall bring me happiness
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
#youd think thisd happen at least a little bit#I love stuff in fantasy where they'll occasionally talk about how weird humans are. it comes up a few times in the story but honestly I do#love it a lot. especially that troll stuff I thought that was pretty cool#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#arts#GODAMN IT I SPELT HIS NAME WRONG I KNEW I SHOULD HAVNT HAVE RUSHED THE DIALOUGE
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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#nikhilclayton#im like checking he doesnt have a tumblr but yall need to experience the laugh attack i just had#sharing it to spread the joy honestly
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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell
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listen. i honestly do try my best to not be bitchy about stuff. but if you not-joking-joked that you wanted to watch a video essay from hbomb on the kendrick-drake rap beef. i think that you are obligated to watch fd signifier's 3 hour video essay. i KNOW the watch time is not the issue.
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we just keep naming bugs like this
#this is honestly my favorite type of common names. i love when we give that guy some strange adjective#clamtalk#bugposting#bugs#entomology
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
#greek mythology#ares#athena#greek gods#dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise#on some level at least#man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11#thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful#romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it#also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now#my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming#i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one#kochei doodles
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u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
#iso.txt#i feel like i have the right kind of mindset to have been radicalised into some . not good things if i hadnt seen reason#like the right set of neuroses and stuff.#briefly i guess i was.#i honestly still sort of struggle sometimes to convince myself of some things i *know* i should believe i know are right. idk.
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people who hate trans men seem to overwhelmingly be of the opinion we can control how big our breasts are/were. 'me when the he/they with the biggest fattest womanest boobiest tits you've ever seen-' shut the fuck up
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
#personal#okay to reblog#my cat#cat people#honestly i can't believe this#like it happened to me and it still feels so fanciful and unreal#like something out of a children's story book or something#he's such a good boy!#he purrs like a motorbike and loves his brushy!!!#edited to add the flag because terfs found this post#people that hate my existence don't get to celebrate my cat
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
#audio books vs reading#honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again#personally i like reading better#i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander#but who gives a shit#just do what works best for you#in the end we all get the same story#oh and this post is about stories in english#in finnish you rarely have either problem
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
#also has made it increasingly difficult to relate to those early into their transition honestly#like not in a bitter way it’s just like hard to express how diff the experience is#of being like a year on T vs 5 😭#ETA I muted this post ages ago now but fwiw seeing transphobes pop up in the notes on occasion just to say cruel reactionary shit#you are clowns I cannot imagine seeing a post that is ONLY about discussing with folks about the reality of a medication#and choosing to make that your moment to get a schoolyard bully jab in about how you find it gross or something.#you are less well adjusted than most children. may the universe be kinder to you than you are to others.
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