#BUT NO HONESTLY

[deepestuniversallove]

Name: Mewtwo Lunar

Pet name: Miodzio (only Monika calls him that)

Origin: Kantonian Mewtwo created under orders from Giovanni of Team Rocket (He's Mewtwo from the first movie)

Birthday: 6th February 1998

Astrological signs: Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Venus

Height & Weight: 2m, 128kg

Nature: Adamant

Sex & Gender: Male, he/him

Accessories: Mewtonite X in a round crystal cage necklace (obtained after Kalos arc), Moon ball (after proposing to Monika), some various clothing

In a romantic relationship with Monika

Personality: 

Has a calm demeanor and prefers to observe first to deduce if any stepping in will become necessary

Very loyal to his friends

Values intelligence and knowledge, likes to dabble in intellectual pursuits.

Suffers from depression and existential dread, feels like an outsider to the world

Can be a bit cocky sometimes and act high and mighty

Displays a great need for freedom and roaming, doesn't like being confined to small spaces

Sometimes may come across as 'emotionally constipated', preferring to rely on rational reasoning than emotions

Can act a bit 'tsundere' at times

Rough Storyline:

Is virtually unchanged from the first movie and the prequel with Aitwo

Is genetically related to Aitwo to the point of them being siblings (due to an experimentation by Dr. Fuji to infuse Aitwo's genes with Mew genes in later clones)

Difference in the story happens after the first movie and results in a changed storyline for "Mewtwo Returns"

During travels to find a new home for himself and his clones, he encounters Monika, a young human girl who is a fugitive of Team Rocket

Monika has known about Mewtwo beforehand due to her connections to Team Rocket, and was inspired by him to live on

Mewtwo finds himself in love with Monika eventually and the two begin a romantic relationship

This eventually falls apart for a few years during Monika's later teenage years, as the two lacked experience in serious relationships

Mewtwo spent a few years by himself in self-discovery, making new friends in the process

Later reunites with Monika during her travels in Kalos, rekindling their romance

Eventually starts a family

[bethanydelleman]

Down with Edmund! I'm not biasing the results at all. No sireee.

[connorsui]

YALL I JUST GOT DONE WITH MY STUFF ONLY TO COME BACK HERE AND WITNESS THAT I HAVE REACHED 300 CULT FOLLOWERS!?!?!?!

300 beloveds who love me? ..my words? ..my chaos?? ..I want to give all of you my money..my bank account and my soul 🥺🩷...Like I know 300 gotta sound like the most lowest of the low in sum standards ...but nah ...

NOT TO ME IT DONT ..THATS A WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE ...

✨️And i shall do as ordered and give yall the numbers to the back of my credit card ✨️

I love yall 🥺🩷

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[starlit-mansion]

listen. i honestly do try my best to not be bitchy about stuff. but if you not-joking-joked that you wanted to watch a video essay from hbomb on the kendrick-drake rap beef. i think that you are obligated to watch fd signifier's 3 hour video essay. i KNOW the watch time is not the issue.

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

[hahaoatmeal]

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[straightlightyagami]

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

[dumdumdumsalot]

Accidentally sent 'happy prude month!!🎊🥰🥰' to my asexual friend and now im gonna dunk my head in cement to become unrecognizable

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[classycookiexo]

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[smokiedokie]

I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation