#BUT ITS A GIRL NICKLE!

[reliableslimegal]

Me when I'm first chatting other slime girlies on tumblr:

Me when were 3 hours deep into discord chatting each other:

who knew mixing with other slime girls could be so fun!

[monostardust]

I have no idea what it is but I just like the pathetic sweaty men.

Like look at them. So beautiful in their suffering. And what's funny to me is they could not be more different. Will is literally fighting demons inside his head telling him to kill them bitches and be done with it. While Malthus be out here fighting his horniness. It's a bit sad with Malthus since that's a huge amount of religious trauma he's fighting with poor boy. But with Will bro couldn't give a fuck. To busy denying he wants to fuck Hannibal.

The first loves a cannibalistic serial killer and the other a prostitute. A special fbi agent tasked to hunt down depraved minds and a frair meant to vow a life of celibacy and serve God.

They're similar but also very different. I also love the contrast between their partners. Hannibal is a devil incarnate, a fallen angel wreaking havoc on earth. But Hilda, Malthus describes her as an angel disguised as the devil sent to him by god.

I dunno man I dunno what am tryna say here I just love Will and his whimpering. And I love Malthus with how he struggles to come to terms with his horniness for a woman he tried to exorcise.

[toxooz]

been sick as a mf dawg but i managed to draw the ol Ollie n Kari halloween costumes for this year🤘

[staticvoidzz]

Penny, The inexperienced godparent

Bonus :3

I just knew I had to draw this in a different scenario!

[lilchxrmer]

Hortensia is here. A relief she hadn't even known she was carrying lifts off her shoulders. She sighs out as they drop. Like everyone else, she looks like she's had a rough time, but she's here. With so many of their friends' statuses still unknown, it's a victory all the same.

"Hey, Hortensia." A smile is forced into place as Yunaka gives a little wave. She doesn't know the youngest Elusian princess very well. Burdening her with anything other than the silly and mysterious traveler feels cruel, with so much going on.

"Glad to see ya up and at 'em, that makes this easier." She gestures over in the direction of where she last saw Ivy. "Your sister is looking for you, she's been worried sick. You should go and find here as soon as you can."

Ivy would have burned down that army by herself just to reach Hortensia, if she could. Fate was sick and cruel to have stopped her. "...I'm glad to see you're alright."

-- FOR AS CUTE OF a woman as Yunaka was (not to mention their shared proclivity in face decorations), Hortensia had never taken the time to talk to her. It's not as if either of them had had a whole great deal of time of it, what with the war going on and whatnot, but it still gave her a sense of relief to see someone else familiar in this mess.

"Yunaka!" Hortensia matches her smile, grasping her hand. "Aw, I'm really glad to see you're okay too! Diamant said you were here but not, like, your state of being, so!"

She gives Yunaka a once over. "Yeah," she says, no small amount of relief in her voice as she brings up Ivy. "I ran into her just now. She's-" and Hortensia doesn't trust herself not to be cringe and un-princess-like in front of someone she definitely should be looking the part for so she gives a double thumbs-up and moves on. "Okay! I'm really-really-really happy she's okay. I just wanted to give everyone a quick check-up before heading out!"

As way of explanation, she brandishes her (somewhat beat-up) staff with a smile. "So if you've up and broken a bone somewhere, or know someone else who has, lemme know, okay? I'm sure they'd be thrilled to be healed by Elusia's cutest!"

[saingirl101]

I just realized this knowing about the spoilers for NeverAfter and PiB:TLW

Death "The Wolf":

[weirdcat1213]

ah fuck im getting rebellion-ed again arent I

[kobiisworld]

Wait a minute…

If i had a nickle for every time i watched a kids tv show from the 2010’s with three main, human characters(a boy w brown hair, and boy w black hair, and a girl w black hair AND dyed stripes) who befriend a group of non human characters(some of them are good, and others want to take over earth) and then have to fight for their lives while keeping the non human characters a secret from society, and taking place in west USA, AND having the mc have a missing father (one of the non humans r now his adoptive father), and the mc has a motorcycle/vespa, and they are also in highschool, and the girl w the cool hair speaks 2 languages

I would have 2 nickles

Which isnt a lot, but its weird that its happened twice

[starfxkrinc]

i never talk about naming patterns when it comes to the girls but ima do that. im not gonna get into the etymology bc thats kinda boring but more into why and how they would be named the way they are.

kiara is a very like. early 00s black girl name. i have a cousin named that (pronounced diff but its the same name) and like yeah. her parents would absolutely name her that esp because they're the youngest of all the pogue parents. she's born like 2001-2002 as well and while the name peaked in 199 it was still fairly popular with black people. the only girl i'll talk avout syllables with bc the others we dont have enough info. but mike (1 syllable) and anna (2 syllables) having kiara/kie (1-3) makes sense when you put all their names together. its common for people to name their daughters names with 2-3 syllables for some reason and very rarely does the name become more complicated than the parent. you see mike, anna and kiara together on paper and it makes sense.

sarah's simpler because that will always be a popular name. and it's a name that doesn't ever feel or sound old because of how popular it is. was prob named after a relative.

wheezie is similar in that she was likely named after a relative (p sure her bame is louisa) and that relative also likely went by wheezie or ouiser (think steel magnolias. also set in the south but this time its louisiana).

ruthie's name made me giggle bc like. its about time a ruth/ruthie showed up. southern white ppl (esp rich ones) keep names in the family forever like up above and its quite common to see young girls with "old" names. with wheezie and ruthie their names will never quite be at the top of a name list but it's about legacy not popularity.

cleo is interesting because if i had a nickle for every time a character from an island/ "island continent" (colloq) id have two nickles. but its strange that it happened twice but no seriously cleo is a very odd name in that it's simple, but there's something about it that sounds and feels exotic. people from islands do tend to have these lilting, sing-songy names (if you knew how many island ursulas i do...) and cleo is one of them. its like they take their accent into account when naming people.

[lkigami]

A/N : currently thuggin’ it out for the Isagi fic ‘cause life is getting in the way— this was the original draft for it, fits Bachira way better though so here you go.

Wc: ~600

Not proofread we die like men LETSGO

Bachira doesn’t exactly understand why he feels this way. In some ways, you remind him more of his mother than anyone else; the way paintbrushes and late night walks seem to meld together into a journal of core memories — waiting for him to open that journal and flip through the pages of fleeting events that could dissapear at a moments notice.

Bachira, well — Bachira is, certainly an interesting individual. Those traits that seem to simmer and reflect into his yellow irises whenever you’re close to him. It’s not as if you were much more different than he was.

Every time he looks at you, he feels his stomach tie into a knot— your laughter teases him. He always thought you were pretty. It wasn’t as if he never looked past personality: he could think of a dozen girls whom had managed to attract him. Still, he always finds himself feeling this— this feeling.

A bit like a pathetic teenage boy whenever you walk the streets of outer Tokyo at night , when the lamps illuminate the city that supposedly “never sleeps”. It’s the only thing he remembers from sociology , ironically the one thing you mentioned to him while walking. Sometimes, only sometimes ; he catches himself staring a little too long at his reflection in the mirror after having walked you home when the “night walk” get dangerously close to an all nighter.

Its in that sliver of a moment , that his cheeks get red and suddenly poor little Bachira can’t comprehend why you never seem to teeter on that edge of seduction— he sulks , because he wants you to battle the same temptation he does whenever your faces get a little too close to eachother— maybe if he got you to play football with him— maybe then he could play off his lips accidentally touching yours when pretending to fall off and plant face first to the ground.

Like a pendulum, you swing towards him. Always going that extra mile whenever you manage to scramble whatever nickles you have dangling around in your school bag and buy him those sour pineapple flavored candies he loves from the vending machine outside of the school entrance. When you help him do all of those essays he always puts off to the last minute and then hastens to finish. When you call out to him after his football practice.

But just like a pendulum swings towards something, it also swings away from it.

He can’t help all those rumours that make him out to be a monster. He can’t mitigate the presentiment that he’s ransacking you of a social life that you deserve. When your classmates criticize your friendship with him, he feels something hideous creep into him— that alarming feeling of wanting to do things that are pure evil to those who harm you.

And he feels guilty for that.

He feels guilty for wanting to dictate your own life— to mallow what you feel inside so that you atleast know what it is he goes through every single day. Whenever you seem to unconsciously doubt a decision that would lead you astray from him, he convinces you to do a complete detour, to return to what you know best and—

And he snaps out of it.

Because he’s no longer in front of his bathroom mirror but in front of you,on his bed. Suddenly everything seems to come crashing down as his inner monster tell him to kiss you.

And he does.

[hot-stuff97]

If I had a nickel for every time one of the most powerful witches of their respective universes said the line; "Maybe I can't kill you, BUT I can make you wish you were dead." I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but its weird it happend twice... My girls are really out there saying; 'There are fates much worse then death." icons

[goitale]

Jesstra song recs? Listen to Sabra Girl by Nickle Creek. Brings me to tears with all lesbian ships. (I'm a multishipper)

YAHIOO LET ME LISTEN TEW IT!!!!

update: þe intro is so soft and i lowkey cant decypher þe lyrics but when þe guitar fell in, it came togeþer super nicely!!! tbh its not my kinda style as its quite simple and soft (and also duet which isnt nice on my ears :() BUT i 100% recommend it for oþers!!!! and ough þe violin js makes þe words' impact so strong...brb þinking abojt jesstra angst..../pos

tysm for the ask/recommendation!

ALSO PLS KNOW GUYS my music taste is quite questionable PLS DO LISTEN TO THESE MUSIC RECS URSELF !!!! thats y im replying to þem publicly!!!!! hashtag share the yuri music

[maleyanderecafe]

The Script (Webcomic)

Created by: 0netwozer0 / NINA

Genre: Josei/Supernatural

The Script reminds me a lot of Dreaming Freedom but in all the good ways. Good story and characters, a white haired almost dog like male lead who is very interested in the main character, a cool female lead... The story for this webcomic is very unique as it revolves around the use of curses and scripts and is generally pretty unique in terms of world building. Still, if I had a nickle for every white haired yandere boy with abandonment issues and a cool female lead...

The story is about Yeju, a girl who can see script- curses that are written on others that people can't see. She and her brother Dokyung at a young age were visited by someone in a dream, which afterwards they were able to see the "scripts" on people. Trying to be good people and following in the footsteps on their parents, the two of them try to undo as many scripts as they can. Yeju also adopts a white cat during this time, but unfortunately he leaves, leaving her feeling abandoned. Unfortunately, this comes to ahead when one day they are cursed by a powerful Shaman that turns her brother into Yeju's shadow during the night. She travels to meet the Guardian of the South to try to undo the curse, only to learn that the only way to get rid of the curse is to kill the shaman Kihaw Kwon. Yeju eventually becomes the Guardian of the South after her death, and meets Heewu, who tries to steal the tiger blades, the weapons fable to be one of the only things to kill a Shaman. Heewu seems enamored by Yeju, claims to also want to kill Kihaw Kwon and is the next heir to the tiger clan, one of the different clans that are adept in shapeshifting and scripts. Yeju continues her duties (or I guess refusing her duties) on the mountain as she tries to figure out what to do while they recount how difficult their life is, especially for Dokyung who is forced to become a shadow at night. Despite Yeju's attempts to stay away from Heewu, he persistently tries to get near Yeju, at least until he goes up to the mountain to meet Yeju. Yeju ends up subduing Heewu for trespassing and ties him up. Heewu reveals that he is the cat that Yeju took care of when she was younger, as well as his backstory. He was raised in the Tiger Clan happily until his father died, leading to his mother taking over and training him brutally. He ended up running away and living with Yeju but was forcefully taken away from her before she could say goodbye. Now that he's back, the two of them get into a relationship, and we also see Yeju's part of the curse, that she can't get rid of curses anymore but only take them onto her own body, something that she's able to ask Heewu to help with. All seems well and good until the Tiger Clan attacks (haha, see what I did there) her mountain in an attempt to take back Heewu. Yeju makes Heewu go back, as she feels its selfish to keep with him.

We also get a backstory on Kihaw Kwon and more insight into how Yeju got her powers in the first place. Kwon took in a disciple that was prophesized to grow stronger and more powerful than she was, as even from a young age, the disciple would be able to undo scripts that were difficult for even the strongest of shamen. Jealous of this, Kihaw ended up cursing her disciple, and ended up cursing Yeju and Dokyung because they were able to undo her curses.

As a warning, I will probably end up comparing The Script and Dreaming Freedom a lot not because I think they're the same but because I read them almost back to back and can't unsee the similarities. Again, they are both their own stories with their own art styles, but I can't really unsee the similarities between them.

I really like The Script's world building. The idea of having words written on someone as a curse is a fun idea, along with the ghosts and other things going on makes it a pretty spiritual feeling as you read it. I do wish they had more scenes of them going out and doing more of undoing scripts, but it's understandable given what Yeju's curse entails.

Yeju as a protagonist is pretty strong, both in terms of power and just in personality. While she seems more standoffish and a bit cruel initially, we do find out why she has to be this way, as it also affects her own health if she were to do her job. She's prideful, but she slowly learns to lean against Heewu and have others help her. Much like Jeongmin though, it does turn out that their yandere keeps a lot of secrets from them, though is also willing to use him if needs be in situations. She is pretty cool and she's doing her best, though if she will be able to kill Kihaw Kwon only time can tell. As much as it's nice to see Heewu and Yeju's relationship, I do wish they spent more time on her other relationships with the people she must take care of on the mountain, especially her brother Dokyung- which while they establish the hardships they had in the beginning- kind of takes a backseat. It's kind of unfortunate though because it would be nice to see a strong sibling relationship (at least I think it would be because I love good sibling relationships) since while establishing Heewu and Yeju's relationship, they kind of just throw the others to the wayside. Hopefully in the future, it will also focus on the other characters and Yeju's relationship because it feels a bit lacking.

Heewu as a yandere seems initially really suspicious to both the audience and Yeju, but it's clear that he has extremely strong devotion towards her. Heewu has had a pretty bad life since his father died, with his mother training him in harsh conditions to be the next head of the Tigers. He gains a strong devotion towards Yeju when she saves him as a tiger cub and comes to protect her when he grows up. He's willing to do whatever Yeju wants him to do, including keeping him in the mountains and even inscribing her name onto him, causing great pain when interacting with other Tiger members. He's strong enough to break free and does, but still feigns being captured just to stay by her side. Much like Siyoon, he has a more powerful presence in a lot of ways but decides to devote himself to his love, though in this case, it's also tied in with his vengeance against the family and not wanting to go back. The two of them develop a relationship rather fast in my opinion, though I suppose considering that Yeju was able to become more vulnerable with Heewu, it was a good development. He basically killed about 100 people in the clan to prove he's a suitable heir just so he could see Yeju again, so if that isn't devoting than I don't know what is. He has a bit of a playful personality as well, though really wants to have Yeju's attention much like a dog (and much like Siyoo- sorry I can't stop comparing them I'm not doing it on purpose). There are also some minor moments where he does get jealous when she's talking to another guy (as per usual in these yandere genres), but the story itself proves his strong devotion and love towards Yeju.

I do kind of wish they expanded more on the script system and the more spiritual world. They talk a lot about the different shapeshifting tribes and mention that ghosts/spirits do exist (and are fed/bribed a special type of candy for information) but doesn't explain really why they end up being ghosts in the first place. I do like learning about Kihaw Kwon's past though- how her jealousy towards her own disciple caused the events of this story to occur and why she ended up cursing Yeju and her brother as well.

That being said, The Script is a very good story and I really enjoyed it. The main and yandere characters have good chemistry with each other and it's nice to have a unique concept for a story that really gives a sense of it's world. If you enjoyed Dreaming Freedom, you'll likely enjoy this one as well.

[drmajalis]

If a had a nickle for every time I got unreasonably attached to a heavily nb-coded video game girl who has a blast furnace for a heart, was stuck doing a violent thing which they hated, is dying but wants to make the most of their life, and loves plushies, Id have two nickles etc.

One of Reed's voice lines is even "won't my body temperature burn you?" LIKE, ITS UNCANNY HOW SIMILAR THEY ARE

🎵Let me be your flame Don't you be afraid I would never ever lead you astray Though there may come a day When my fire fades May it carry on burning bright in every grieving heart🎶

…

Wait, who was this song about? Please tell me it's not just me who sees all this.

...

Also uh, Reed can basically engulf themselves in flames no issue, so

They should be able to touch full heat Karlach, right?

[istherewifiinhell]

well here we go folks

[ID: Close on 80s comic Megatron, black helm, large yellow optics. his excessive diaglogue: Indeed, Ravage. We have lived peacefully with the Autobots for eons slowly secretly gathering our strength and pursuing our technology, now we shall strike at those who have brought the stagnation of peace and plenty to cybertron. They shall learn the way of conflict... The way of war... The way of Megatron. END]

oh boy.... marvel transformers no. 1 (or 1-2 in tfuk...) published 1984.

normally id put my credits ABOVE the cut... but um...

plot: Bill Mantlo script: Ralph Macchio pencils: Frank Springer inks: Kim Demulder lettering: Michael Higgins, Rick Parker colour: Nelson Yomtov editor: Bob Buduansky EiC: jim shooter digital re-master by digikore studios limited. collection edits by Justin Eisinger and Alonzo Simon. editorial notes and assistance by Mark. W. Bellomo

jeez.... it takes a fucking village i guess. if youve seen my previous comics blogging, you might know digital remasters arent my fav... but. the amount of READING. in tiny tiny text. in this childrens toy comic. have any of u seen ennervated used in a comic before?? and speaking of reading...

[Caption box: But the Decepticons were fresh, fully fueled for the battle... the word fueled written strangely. END]

does. does that say fubleo?

[ID: 1. same captioned from the uk printing, saying fueled with two L's. 2. from an older US printing, much lower res and smudged, but the E and D still look correct with the rest of the type used. END]

So ADDING text errors. thats a new one.

anyway i couldnt begin to nor would i subject you to a comprehensive summary post. robot shit happens. the comic script seems to be fully printed into the book, even tho... surely the pictures are communicating... some of it. anyway. what are we here for.

[ID: Panel of Megatron walking towards the camera, menacing, canon raised saying "Strike! Strike! With all the might at our command! Death to the autobots and the decay they stand for!" END]

why he kinda...

[ID: Small drawing of Optimus walking, in a awkward maybe hurried way. END]

bigfooting it up here.

[ID: 1. small drawing with huffer doing repairs, hes faced away with his butt kind of popped out. 2. cartoon huffer drawn with really curvy portions at the chest and hips. END]

im not sure why 'huffer baby girl' is a thing but. you know. two nickles

[ID: Starscream and Thundercracker talking in jet mode. S: I told Megatron this frontal assault tactic he's so fond of is foolish, Thundercracker. Guile and stealth are far more effective than missiles in he long run. T: We have to follow Megatron's way, Starscream, It's been successful up to now. I don't think we should openly defy him as you've been known to do. END]

well least thats still the same

[ID: Tall narrow panel of a castle thats more gothic than scifi. "Meanwhile, inside the foreboding Castle Decepticon that was home to Megatron" END]

SORRY? he was just? draculaing it up on cybertron?? okay.

[ID: Panel showing a young man, buster, looking under Bumblebee's hood. Caption box: And. Not far away... Buster's thinking "The noises coming from this car are really weird! Almost like… Crying! It's been badly damaged-- leaking something that looks like… but isn't… oil!" END]

BUMBLEBEE CRYING??? HELLO??? what are you doing to my boy. (also yes. its not spike the ambiguously aged tradesman teen, son of a mechanic... but, Buster, bookish nerd who's father is disappointed in him reading to much trying to get a scholarship... [Chanel boots voice] okay... i see your foppish intellectualism and pink shirt buster.

finally. finally. IS THERE A SCRIPT DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. fellas. this is not how a comic layout goes

[ID: Panel of Megatron in front of his assembled troops asking "... Are well all account for on this brave new world?" The panel is absolutely crammed with text, as all NINE of them sound off with a whole unnaturally phrased character bio paragraph, and Megatron concludes. END]

Im not sure that was.... the best way to do that.... but okay

[ID: Panel of Optimus and his Autobots just kinda standing around very 3/4 model sheet style, as Optimus says "Now let me insure that our people have each survived intact," followed by SEVEN autobot intros. END]

guys...... this is painful. WHAT is ironhide gonna do with his liquids?!?! what are bumblebees LITTLE LEVERS? altho... cute that he likes to swim?? at least there was less of them then the--

OH NO

[ID: A full PAGE of 10 additional autobot intros. END]

Head in hands.... why............... are they getting weirder as it goes or, am i just in increasing amounts of pain?

OKAY. thats post theres no more editorial beyond this point. but.... ocr'd these so..... if anyone is crazy enough want to peruse these ENTIRE BIOS. but needs some plaintext aid... (and re/unfixing the remaster errors lol) this ones for you. dont start of frenzy and rumble.....

Skywarp's up for raiding sir. And my teleportational power'll pop me right into their midst to make mischief. As ever, your cause is Thundercracker's great Megatron. Our land-bound enemy will be picked off at will as I soar over them, striking with rockets and sonic booms. As the fastest most maneuverable of Decepticon jet flyers, I, Starscream, shall continue to accumulate Autobot body-counts that enhance the reputation of our leader. Can the speeches, huh, Star? Rumble's back in town and I'm gonna shake the place up with some low frequency ground-waves. You hit em from up top and I'll do the job down here. And I, Frenzy, will shatter our opponents' equilibrium,using high- pitched soundwaves. I will not cease until every Autobot is slain, and you, Soundwave? I will monitor transmissions and read Autobot electrical impulses to learn their plans even my photographic memory serves as a defensive weapon. Does even that compare with Ravages power to slip undetected anywhere? And my own monitoring devices in my nose module allow me to smell, hear and detect electromagnetic radiation beyond that of any decepticon It all pales next to the artistry of Buzzsaw. I can pinpoint a hexnut at twenty miles with my optical sensors. And my beak has carved many an Autobot warrior into a masterpiece of scrap metal. Just leave some for Laserbeak, comrades allow me a few struggling survivors of our battle and I'm certain till pry some useful information from them with my optical lasers… Even if they die in the telling. Come. Our time to strike is later. The ship's brain has placed into our circuits the knowledge that this world possesses enormous untapped fuel resources resources we can exploit in our struggle against the Autobots.

Ironhide's ready to roll, Optimus, I may be old and ornery, but my steel-alloy skin hasn't been dented yet in battle. And I've got a bunch of new liquids I want to test out in my water gun, yessiree. Oh, I say we leave right now and forget about traipsing after the stupid decepticons, I'll use my stress testing sensors and mathematical skill to rebuild the ark and get us back to Cybertron where we belong. C'mon, Huffer, get with it! I only require a drop of fuel to run, so I'm going to explore this whole planet- especially since The Ark said so much of it is water, and Bumblebee's little levers love a good swim. Well, Sunstreaker isn't leaving until the rest of this world gets a look at the sleekest Autobot in the bunch. And if any Decepticon dares to mess with the finish-- he'll get two ground-to-air missiles stuffed where he won't want them. If you were as fast as Cliffjumper is, Sunstreaker, you wouldn't worry about your finish, and while I'm dodging fire my "Glass gas" can make any Decepticon brittle as ice. Hun, Brawn don't need any gas to rip things up, nobody's stronger'n me. One punch and yer buildin'-- or decepticon--goes bye bye. Sideswipe's right up there with you, Brawn, because I use my arms as Piledrivers. I admit, it's a little rash to rush headlong at Decepticon fortifications, but not one of them's stopped me yet.

Frankly, I'd rather be elsewhere hunting turbofoxes than with you roughnecks, but, while we're here, my electro-disrupter is charged up. It not only interferes with decepticon circuitry, it also makes me appear to be where I'm not that's why I'm called Mirage. Nice to hear how you got your name, Mirage. Now, I got mine, Bluestreak by being as fast as a blue streak.. Whatever that is. Some wise guys even said I talk a blue streak--whatever that is. Anyway, here I am. Listening to you, Bluestreak, taxes even the endless patience of Prowl. I have little to say, but my logic center dictates the most advantageous course of action in any situation. Well, that is neat-o, Prowl. But me, Jazz, I'd like to just cruise around and take in the sights. And if I've got to fight well my photon rifle and overhead flamethrowers can make things hot for the big nasties. You burn them, Jazz, but let Hound sniff, them out for you. My infra-red radiation collector makes me the best tracker on or off cybertron, and if I ever get lost, my hologram gun projects terrain maps to get me back on track. Just let Windcharger zoom ahead and scrap a Decept between my magnetic arms. I'll take in this planet's scenery later. The only thing Gears wants to learn about this planet is how to get off it. I hate this place already, I just know you're going to use me as a mobile transport unit again once we have to set up. Nuts. Let's go home Well, at least you don't have to patch Autobots up like old Ratchet does, when one of us busts himself up playing hero, but I've got the tools to fix anything-- even though I'd rather be partying than tinkering. And Wheeljack is the guy you've had to patch up most. I can't help it. I love to mess with gadgets -- especially our weaponry, like my shoulder cannons. I try to be careful, but sometimes it doesn't work. Thanks for being around, Ratchet, old buddy. I don't know how many times I, Trailbreaker had to use my force-field projector and hide behind my own barrier when you're experimenting with those shrapnel shells. You're worse than a wild Decepticon, Wheeljack.

[dufferpuffer]

I may get judged for this but

Sirius/Severus/Remus is my guilty pleasure, but only when Sirius and Remus are the ones pining hopelessly after Severus since their school days and being assholes about it because 1) they're teenagers from toxic households and/or traumatic upbringing in the 70s and can't handle their homosexual thoughts, 2) they're adults even more traumatized than before and, while they can handle their homosexual thoughts now, they're very much still assholes about it because it makes them feel better about it

And 3) Severus is oblivious to all of it because his brain can't conceive the mere possibility of those two feeling anything but disdain for him (+he also hates them and would rather jump off the astronomy tower than consider them in a romantic light)

That's the only dynamic in Sirius/Severus/Remus fics that I find acceptable. A bit messy, I know

(Bonus: This creates a tense shift in Sirius and Remus' friendship because, despite what their fans and numerous headcanons provide, I don't think they'll be willing to share their love interest. That would only happen if their rival in question was James)

Hello :^) long time since you asked, I suck If I had a nickle for every time someone said Sirius/Severus/Remus was some sort of 'guilty pleasure' I would have two nickles. Why is this guilty...? Sounds normal to me I talked a little about my thoughts on this ship Here - just one concept of how I think it would go. I'm just gonna ramble more B)

Big agree on Severus not being able to comprehend it. He would think they are trying to mess with him again. Bully him. Take the powerful, intimidating aura he has carefully constructed for himself and make him slip and fall on his face. "rather jump off the astronomy tower than consider them in a romantic light" lol

Remus' flirts are so vague. Some hopeful little comment paired with a nervous gaze from his big wet eyes... Severus is cautiously confused, the intent flying over his head. He snaps back an insulting quip. Remus sighs, frustrated that he can't get his feelings across.

Sirius is far more straight forward: the type to lean against a door-frame, using his height to his advantage, and say something that can't be mistaken for anything but a flirt. Severus treats it like a threat. Like he is about to be dangled upside down again, his pants ripped off. Sirius doesn't realize how smirking and saying 'That doesn't sound so bad~' isn't appealing.

I personally struggle to imagine situations where Remus and Sirius don't have friction, even just as friends. That's the part of their relationship that interests me most: How their friendship has eroded. I do think both being after the same person would erode it more.

Remus has a jealous streak. He thinks Tonks has a crush on Sirius...? He snaps. "UGH... he ALWAYS gets the girls..." Even though he doesn't have the balls to pursue her himself.

Knowing Sirius was after the same man... I mean, its Sirius. He can't win against Sirius in terms of charisma or beauty or... anything!!! I think Remus would curl up into a ball and 'give up'... while also crawling back to try again and again. Every time he does, it reeks of tentative desperation - wanting to appear friendly and meek to Severus, 'I know I scared you when we were kids but I'm not a threat! I will roll on my back for you, please please look at me.'

Sirius, knowing Remus is after the same man... Frustrating. "Look, Mate - let me have this! You had 12 years to make a move...!" Sirius is an emotionally wise and reasonable guy. I actually think as long as he feels secure he would be pretty good at handling jealousy. But he doesn't feel secure: He can't pin Severus down. He can't catch him. The greasy bastard is too slippery. Remus has all the freedom to go and chase him down outside of the house - Sirius has to wait for every time Severus comes to visit, like a goldfish waiting for his flakes.

Desperation of a different kind: He will proactively change tactics like Australian weather - one day soft and sappy, on his knees apologizing, making a show of it... The next day hot and bright, charming smiles, pinning against the wall. Bushfire to flood. He doesn't know what to do because he doesn't really understand Severus, not unless they sit down and have a man-to-man chat. But Sirius is too desperate. He is lonely. It hurts. He isn't very patient.

But... what happens when Severus works out that either of them, maybe both, are... actually sincere? They would have to bare their souls for him. Completely. Severus is a dominating man in general, at least at first - but especially for his bullies. They would need to be on their knees.

Since Severus isn't too fond of them, that opens the door to alot of dom/sub stuff. Severus enjoying grinding his heel in their face... figuratively, and perhaps literally. He thought they were trying to humiliate him, oh ho... no. He is going to humiliate them.

Personally I'm more into sweetness than rough stuff. I don't know if Severus has it in him to say "...I forgive you." - but maybe that is something he could relish, too. Probably easier to say to Remus than Sirius. He can at least recognize that Remus didn't mean to be horrifying - and he can see how he struggles with it.

Hm.... anyway uuuhhhhh two men worshiping smug Severus' cock