#BUT IT WAS TOO MUCH FUN

[nemo-in-wonderland]

Astarion and Karlach are a TERRIBLE influence on Dorothea.

TERRIBLE INFLUENCE.😂😂😂😂

How they managed to put her on the path of Pettiness and throw warg dung at a goblin.

WARG. DUNG.

My precious cleric.

Whom, in her original AU, couldn't even endure THE STENCH of the Thames, or muddy roads, for that matter.

IS NOW THROWING WARG POOP AS RETALIATION.

THE PETTINESS OF IT ALL.

FML Astarion and Karlach are a BAD influence 😂😂😂

But honestly?

She is so cute, I am going to allow her to do what she wants

GO AND BE UNHINGED.

BE THE UNHINGED LIGHT OF LATHANDER.

[blabberoo]

;]

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[agnesandhilda]

yeah this is a self-evident biological hierarchy. that's why we have to enforce it with violence

[cart00nmilk]

Continuation from this

Anyway people wanted more so i made Sonic choke and die for half of this follow up

[bedupolker]

Time to cook 🫓

Commissioned by oceanchairsky, thank you so much! Any artist's dream to get paid to draw their OCs

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

[simonbrain]

it doesn't matter how quietly you attempt to get off at night; your lieutenant is always listening, always grumpy about the pretty sounds disturbing his slumber.

you were embarrassed when he brought it up to you (keep it down, can't fuckin' sleep with oll tha' racket), so you opted to not use your vibrator the next night, instead using your fingers like some lady from the 1800's. it wasn't as efficient, but it did the job, and you were knocked out after a few orgasms.

you think you're doing good, as he doesn't confront you about your nightly activities for a few days after that. not until one morning when he pulls you over to an obscured area outside, not paying any mind to your stumbling and hissing.

even with the mask on, you can tell he's scowling. "how many times do i 'ave to tell you to keep it down?" he grumbles, peering down at you through golden eyelashes. his head tilts as he speaks, and you have to force yourself to not squeeze your thighs together in front of your superior officer. "i can hear tha' wet cunt through the walls every night—are you tha' thirsty for it, pet?" a finger clips onto your belt loop, and you're being tugged closer, a chuckle rumbling from him when he takes notice of how flustered you're getting.

you've never wanted to explode into tiny pieces more in your life than this moment. your cheeks feel hot, and you can only stare up at him and watch as his gaze roams down your body. heated. predatory.

"i— i don't want—" you try to deny what you know is inevitable because ghost always gets his way, but it's thrilling to watch how he pushes his body against yours, the smell of him overpowering your rational thoughts. he only peels the mask high enough to free his mouth before he's shoving his tongue down your throat, a gloved hand finding its way to the front of your pants.

that night, when you crawl into bed with a fully charged vibrator, warmth already swirling in your belly, you think about how ghost's hands felt on your body. how he so meanly nudged the fat head of his cock in until he was fully sheathed, stretching you so thin you swear he was going to split you apart.

("there we go," he coos—or rather snarls at you, thick fingers filling up your mouth because you were whining too loud for his liking. "knew you wanted this fuckin' cunt stuffed full o'me," he groans while pawing at your chest, harsh pants hitting your ear. "tha's why you're so loud, innit? nasty fuckin' thing.")

how he kissed you like he was trying to consume you, licking into your mouth with such fervour, you were surprised he hadn't already burst into flames. he resembles a brick more than an actual human sometimes, but patience has always been his strongest quality.

you really shouldn't be surprised when ghost pours into your room while you're making yourself dizzy with thoughts of him, your brain liquifying on the pillow from the constant delicious vibrations against your throbbing clit. the sound of the door being kicked shut behind him startles you as he stalks over to your bed.

"i'm starting to think you like pissing me off." he growls softly, the bed squeaking underneath his weight. the vibrator is still buzzing against you, and you swallow when his eyes drop down to the soft, wet mess between your legs. "get on your fuckin' knees, girl."

[evenlyevi]

By the lake

[bastardlybonkers]

soundwaves turn being the cat

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[boxofoxberry]

HE DESERVED IT!!!!!

[madscientistreaction]

gulps . hi

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy one year anniversary to In Stars and Time!