#BUT IM EXCITE LETS HOOO

[koushirouizumi]

Me into my Void: On the bright side, I finally got another P. C. ordered, so now I have to wait to see how Round #2 goes (after some 2+ years trying to find one affordable)

[borathae]

DONE WITH ANOTHER EXAM u know what that means???

Chapter 34

fuck where is yoongi 😭😭😭kook come to ur senses please

OMG YOONGI wait did he just come because of kook, bruh we could have made out like a week ago 😔✊🏻

omg im so scared and nervous i wanna cry even tho its kook being scolded

NO DONT KILL HIM WTF YOONGI NO

“Thanks, but I can manage myself. I did so splendidly in the last two weeks” fr

He made you believe that he abandoned you. And now he is back. the entire para just summed up what we all felt Your anger feels so misplaced. Yoongi had a lot going on. After a millennia he felt again. He must have been so overwhelmed. Who knows what guilt and pain he went through those past two weeks. that is also true and idk what to feel aaaah feeling the pain of both people. DAMN U JUST PORTRAYED THAT SO WELL AND SUBTLE I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT

Where are those goddamn band aids FUCKING REAL U CAN NEVER FIND IT WHEN U NEED IT and u will find it in the same room, same drawer a week later 🥲

You made him turn his emotions on. It was your fault that he left in the first place. Be angry at yourself, that’s what you should do. its not exactly your fault, just a situation that had to happen

“Stupid bathroom!” you yell, throwing another cabinet closed. #justiceforcabinet2024

wow why is he so chill all of a sudden *trust issues be working on overtime

Is that what Jungkook could have too? 😭😭 yoongi pls dont leave again, i wanna be extra proud of kook

oh kook is sleeping for now (wtf i felt like a mama bird for a second there)

“Yes?” he exclaims, turning around almost excitedly. sir whats going on?? is it the emotions??? omg he is a pookie pls i love him bing bang boong forgiven already, who left for 2 weeks? nobody, idk such a thing

Now that he is so close again, you have forgotten everything you had wanted to tell him. oh it wasnt just me lol

“Doesn’t matter, I’m back now”, OK THATS IT FOLKS HE IS GOING TO LEAVE AGAIN 😭😭😭

oh a new plant 😭

Is he just staring? Oh dear. He is. PLEASE OUR SHY KITTY 😭😭

Oh how excited he sounds without even noticing that he does. 😭😭 do you want all of us to just cry every damn line? cuz u had done it

Yoongi is by your side, pretending to do the same while in reality he was looking at your face the whole time. HA SIMP ALERT (pls simp more we are simping for it)

“It’s not bad”, he agrees. You scoff, “such enthusiasm” Yoongi stumbles after you down the path, grumbling quietly. he is such a tsundere kitty i cant OFC HE LOVES HAND HOLDING NEVER LET GO

They are so bloody tiring” mood but numbness is too scary soo..

“They’re flowers, I don’t see any difference”, he grumbles, I LOVE HIM AND THE WAY YOU WRITE HIM I LOVE THEIR BICKER OVER SORRY HIS GRANDPA RUN AAAAH *watches a compilation

YOONGI BOONGI YAY HE ACCEPTED IT HAHA CUTIE PIE

“Forget it. I didn’t want to do it anyway”, i was cackling until i remembered this is how i act with mom, oh mom im sorry

YAY THEY ARE GOING GROCERY SHOPPING ALL DOMESTIC shit taehyung my baby 😭😭 THE JACKET RAAAAH

damn 1963, my mom wasnt born yet

no yoongi we dont growl here pls *blinks 😃😄😃 🫠 “he’s having a phase, please ignore him.” A PHASE STOP 😭

he is trying his hardest to stifle a laugh. THE JOKE PLS I LOVE HER HAHA guess he is going to have a hard time doing that

WE KISSED IN THE SNOW YIPEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YEEHAW HEE HOOO ✨🧚🏻🎆🎇💖😍🤩😻

ACCEPT THE COMPLIMENT YOONGLES YOURE A PRETTY MF GOT IT???

HOLY SHIT IT WAS A SPY DAMN WE JUST SAW A MURDER i literally just shivered

oh this time he answers her questions properly thats a difference hm

WTF OOF DAMN I - (did ever tell u that i love your writing and this bombastic story?)

It is not every day that you watch someone get beheaded or find out that someone wanted to fuck your dead body fr im still shivering and goosebumps are still there.

i love when they do vampire zoom haha

I’ve just lived long enough to have learned the skill.” Tae: 😃 ALSO IM SORRY YOONGI I LOVE THAT YOU CAME BACK but when is tae getting out?? 👉🏻👈🏻 great TAE MY BABY IM SORRY 😭😭 I CANT DO ANYTHING

“Are you manipulating me? she may or may not do that, but can she actually do that to you? yeah she cant so stop saying this

GREAT HE LEFT AGAIN WHERE ARE U NOW

i love when they talk, like everything just gets deeper, both her and him, the plot

OMG YOONGI wait did he just come because of kook, bruh we could have made out like a week ago 😔✊🏻

fjasdjf no he was genuinely in the midst of coming back when he suddenly heard the noises and then just came running 😭

He made you believe that he abandoned you. And now he is back. the entire para just summed up what we all felt Your anger feels so misplaced. Yoongi had a lot going on. After a millennia he felt again. He must have been so overwhelmed. Who knows what guilt and pain he went through those past two weeks. that is also true and idk what to feel aaaah feeling the pain of both people. DAMN U JUST PORTRAYED THAT SO WELL AND SUBTLE I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT

NO BUT I AM SO :( FOR BOTH OF THEM :((

You made him turn his emotions on. It was your fault that he left in the first place. Be angry at yourself, that’s what you should do. its not exactly your fault, just a situation that had to happen

the way you can see the learned guilt in her and in everything she does :(

wow why is he so chill all of a sudden *trust issues be working on overtime

I feel like he is just really nervous and trying not to scare her away with too much movement :(((

“Yes?” he exclaims, turning around almost excitedly. sir whats going on?? is it the emotions??? omg he is a pookie pls i love him bing bang boong forgiven already, who left for 2 weeks? nobody, idk such a thing

of course it's the emotions heheh <3 he is in loveeee <3

oh a new plant 😭

HE IS IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is he just staring? Oh dear. He is. PLEASE OUR SHY KITTY 😭😭

I LOVE HIGMMGMGM

Oh how excited he sounds without even noticing that he does. 😭😭 do you want all of us to just cry every damn line? cuz u had done it

jfasdjf me fr fjadsjfa

Yoongi is by your side, pretending to do the same while in reality he was looking at your face the whole time. HA SIMP ALERT (pls simp more we are simping for it)

HE IS SO SWEET AND CUTE AND IN LOVEEEEEE

“It’s not bad”, he agrees. You scoff, “such enthusiasm” Yoongi stumbles after you down the path, grumbling quietly. he is such a tsundere kitty i cant OFC HE LOVES HAND HOLDING NEVER LET GO

no but I love him so much!!!!!!

They are so bloody tiring” mood but numbness is too scary soo..

100% :( gosh my boongie :(

“They’re flowers, I don’t see any difference”, he grumbles, I LOVE HIM AND THE WAY YOU WRITE HIM I LOVE THEIR BICKER OVER SORRY HIS GRANDPA RUN AAAAH *watches a compilation

same same same !!! I love him so much !!!!

damn 1963, my mom wasnt born yet

lmaoa mine was like 2 and my dad 3 kfadkf

no yoongi we dont growl here pls *blinks 😃😄😃 🫠 “he’s having a phase, please ignore him.” A PHASE STOP 😭

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME BAHAHHAHAH

he is trying his hardest to stifle a laugh. THE JOKE PLS I LOVE HER HAHA guess he is going to have a hard time doing that

I LOVE HIM HE IS SO IN LOVEE

WE KISSED IN THE SNOW YIPEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YEEHAW HEE HOOO ✨🧚🏻🎆🎇💖😍🤩😻

I genuinely love this chapter so much 😭😭

HOLY SHIT IT WAS A SPY DAMN WE JUST SAW A MURDER i literally just shivered

HE IS SO COOL FOR MURDER THOUGH :)

i love when they do vampire zoom haha

lmaooa me

“Are you manipulating me? she may or may not do that, but can she actually do that to you? yeah she cant so stop saying this

I feel like she can JFAJDFJ he is way too smitten for her JFJADSFJ

i love when they talk, like everything just gets deeper, both her and him, the plot

SAME SAME SAME !!!! I LOVE THEMEEEEEE !!

[xxkay1asw0rldxx]

Shitpost!*~ (FNAF!!)

@xojosii wanted me to make another shitpost so this is for you! <3

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FNAF SB:

( As they walk in)

Percy: "Hey guys i have a bad feeling about this, i mean this is the Freddy Fazbear Entertainment.."

Tori: "Yea me too.. plus we have to go through Glamrock Chica, Roxanne Wolf, Montgomery Gator, Sundrop, and Moondrop!"

Zenja: "Don't forget Vanny.. what a bitch."

Yumi: "Hey it's not her fault its Glitchtrap's."

Jinx: "Hey don't worry guys i brought my Duffle bag with me! so we should be good."

Spencer, touching Jinx's face: "Well look at you being helpful~"

Lilac & Yumi: "Back off Bitch."

Spencer, letting go: "What's the problem??~"

Yumi, rolling up her sleeves: Oh i'll tell you what the problem is-

( just before he could hurt him..)

Intercom: Ladies and gentleman, thank you for visiting and we hope you enjoyed the show!*~ Freddy and the gang are pretty tired, but they'll be back next week after a few days of special maintenance! Please make your way to the front of the building where you will be given novelty glasses, a voucher for one free soda refill, and where you will sign a legal disclaimer releasing us of all liability for anything that might have happened during your visit. Have an awesome night, and we'll see you again soon!!!

Gordon: "Everyone in Freddy's room now!"

( In Freddy's room)

James: "Ok let's get shit star-"

Glamrock Freddy: "What are you doing here.. (scan everyone) its seems you all are not on the guest list.. funny."

Lilac: Freddy we have to hide the security lady is after us!

Glamrock Freddy: " that is Vanessa, she can help you!"

Yumi: "No she won't.."

Spencer: "Before we start all of this could you please find a way to communicate without talking so loudly?!?!"

Glamrock Freddy: "Here is a novelty Freddy Fazwatch for everbody, we can use this to communicate for now."

( Time skip : * about to enter the daycare*)

Thomas, teasing: "Hey, Jinx we're about to see a twin version of you!"

Yumi:" Oh come on Thomas, but it's true not gonna lie...-"

Lilac: "For the love of God."

(Everyone slides down)

Henry: He we go in 3. 2.. 1.

Sundrop: HOOO HOOO HOOO!

( Sun dives in )

Sundrop, picking up Jinx: Hellloooo! New friend! you're sure up late! Are we having a slumber party?? You brought so many friends!!

Jinx: "Put me down... please."

Sundrop: "Sorry about that i'm just so excited!~"

Sundrop: "Oh i know we can finger paint, tell stories, drink FizzyFaz until our heads ex-PLODE and stay up all night!"

Gordon: "That does sound fun but-"

Sundrop: "There is only one rule: Keep the lights on, ON, on.."

Spencer, about to turn off the lights: "FUCK IT ALL."

Sundrop & Jinx: "NOO DON'T."

Sundrop: "NOO I WARNED YOU, I WARNED YOU."

Lilac: "this is about to get wild.."

Moondrop: "Naughty, naughty boy..."

Moondrop: "Its past your bedtime~"

Jinx: "RUNNN!!!"

( a few mins later..)

( Jinx and Lilac were hiding together)

Jinx: "Shit, shit, shit..-"

Moondrop: "I hear a sound!~"

*Jinx and Lilac cover their mouths*

Sundrop: "i its probably just a mouse...-"

Moondrop: "I see them in the dark."

Sundrop: "I only saw a spark..."

Moondrop: "I know there's someone there."

(Jinx, starts tearing up)

Sundrop: "Not as far as i'm aware."

Moondrop: "Why don't you believe me?"

Moondrop: "Maybe your right.."

Sundrop: "It's just another night."

Moondrop: "But i heard a creak!!"

(Jinx starts crying)

Lilac: "Shh.."

Sundrop: "Just go back to sleep."

Moondrop: "Im always quick to... RAGE."

Sundrop: "So go back to your stage!"

Moondrop, Smirking: " It's louder!!"

(*Moon finds them*)

Moondrop: "RUN."

(Jinx grabs her gun)

"BANG!!"

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BRO THIS TOOK HOURS *CRII*

imma make part 2 btw!

~*Your favorite arsonist, Jinx*-

[tattlebentency]

i was so excited to learn the gender neutral mandarin pronouns like . I WANNA SEE THEM!!! SO I WAS LIKE "hooo boy! lets see! ...umm.... OK soooo she/her = ta (她).... NICE! easy to pronounce! he/him = ta (他)..???? a different one though... HUH? WHERES THE NEUTRAL ONE????"

i think i'll go by 伊??? im not sure but i believe they're the equivalent to the it/its

being non binary in french is so much harder than being non binary in english. in english you can just say "hi I'm non binary my pronouns are they/them" but in french you have to go "well my pronoun is iel and if necessary I prefer to be referred to with the masculine singular."

and then in chinese it's just like. your pronoun is ta.

[noisycitrine]

tartriz week in a day!!

on god i m scrambling to finish my first piece for tomorrow

[bratshaws]

goodness gracious 64. brb x oc

THIS FIC IS 18+ ONLY! MINORS PLS DNI!

a/n: hooo boy every smut is going to get me wondering if i should go to a convent or not...also does anyone know how this 'mature' filter works?? also feedback is welcome and encouraged uwu LOVE YOU ALL

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pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: this is just filth and im going to hell.

chapters:

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While the plan was to immediately play the game, as much as Bradley wanted to, their stomachs had a different idea. Suddenly they were filled with hunger and couldn’t do much but have dinner, of course the thought of what would happen after floated around them. Then they had to wait for their dinner to settle, so they decided to watch another movie until it did, both of them eager for it to pass so they could finally do what they were planning to.

However it was a really good movie, so they ended up watching the whole thing, then the sequel, then when they noticed it was already midnight. Their dinner settled and now there was nothing else distracting them. “You get the cards, I get the wine.” he says, leaping to his feet to rip the wine glasses box apart to pick two out of it, while Beatrice reached inside a cabinet to get the cards she talked about. Was it a bit nerve wracking just like his Christmas surprise? Yes. Was she excited? Also yes. She wants to be a bit bolder, she felt that now she could be more since their relationship was serious and he voiced how much he liked it.

Beatrice steps inside the master bedroom first, with Rooster locking the door behind them with his smile never faltering. She sits cross legged on the floor, looking up at him with her cheeks red until he sits down as well right in front of her, “So.” she begins, “Do you want to um…mix the cards?” she’s still nervous, tapping her thumbs together after he grabs the box from her hands, smirking at her red face.

“What does the winner get?” he asks as he pulls out the pack of cards from inside, riffling them with his thumb repeatedly with his eyes still on Beatrice. 

She rolls her lower lip inside her mouth, she hadn’t thought about that yet…until an idea presented itself for her, “Well…we can use the um ticket we’ve been saving.” That made him stop, the last cards his thumb touched hitting the others with a slow slapping sound before he chuckled to himself, with a quiet yet overly pleased ‘okay’ leaving his lips. She has no idea what he had in mind, she knew what she wanted to do obviously but the way he suddenly turned sharp focused just with the thought.

Beatrice waits until he gives each the number of cards necessary, leaving the rest to the side and straightening his back to keep the cards within eye level. Beatrice did the same, frowning when she noticed her hand wasn’t really the greatest and she had to be careful while playing, “Ready?” he asks and she nods while chewing her lower lip. 

And so it begins. 

During the first minutes he has the upper hand, managing to get her socks off first and looking incredibly satisfied when he sets it right by his side. Then he managed to get her earrings, much to Beatrice’s dismay because he was still clothed and if he continued like this she’d lose…which wasn’t a bad idea but she felt like she knew how to play this by now, she could still win something.

When she finally manages to win something, now it was his socks that were on her side, she tried to hold back her excitement because the last thing she’d want was to sing victory before the finishing line. The wine was still unopened on the side, with the glasses next to it, she knew he didn’t like getting drunk before they had sex so she wasn’t sure why he brought it up. Maybe for later? After, well, they did what they wanted to do? That would be the most obvious reason.

Over time, they managed to get more and more off each other. When they were both in their underwear, that’s when it got intense because Beatrice had two more articles of clothing while he had only one. If she managed to get it, she’d win this game. But Brad wasn’t planning on going down easy, “Oh what do you know,” he says after she shows him her cards “A flush, looks like I win again, gorgeous.” he leans on his closed fist, watching Beatrice’s face slowly dawn with realization “Bra off.” 

She tried not to show how much his commanding tone affected her, not meeting his eyes when she reached behind herself to unclasp her black bra, the straps sliding down her arms until it fell on top of her bare thighs. She pulled her hair over her chest out of habit, nevermind he had seen her naked more times than she ever did, but she just felt very exposed. Bradley’s eyes drop to her now naked chest, his smirk remaining “Last round huh?” she nods, moving her arms in a way it’d cover her breasts and also push them together without her noticing. 

Bradley’s mouth parts, watching the mounds of flesh push together with his pupils blown wide. God she was so sexy, he thought, her upper body flushed a nice red and her lower lip bitten inside her mouth making her look like one of those pin up girls from the 1950s. Honestly he could see her rocking such an image, she could rock anything and look great no matter what.

Beatrice tried, she did try, she wasn’t doing bad on this game…but eventually, and maybe unsurprisingly so, he won. She sighed quietly as their cards came into view, with Rooster grinning brightly at her, “You know the deal, gorgeous.” he murmurs, following her stand up to her feet with his eyes, the same eyes that dropped to her hands hooking on the sides of her panties, watching her shimmy them down her legs - biting his lower lip when it partially got stuck between her thick thighs - until they touched the floor and she kicked it away.

She folded her hands in front of her navel, her cheeks redder than before, “N-Now what?” Was she nervous because she didn’t know what would happen or was she nervous because she was curious about what would happen? He hums, still on the floor but slowly standing to his feet and she couldn’t help but drag her green eyes down his chest, following the happy trail that disappeared under the dark briefs until they stopped on the not so subtle bulge in his underwear.

“Now, pretty girl,” he coos, “I’m going to enjoy my winnings.” he grabs one of her hands, kissing the inside of her wrist, ‘Get on the bed for me?” he didn’t even have to ask, because Beatrice did so quickly. He didn’t have much time to admire her backside as he usually did before she sat down, placing her hands on either side of her hips looking up at him. Rooster ran a hand over his face, breathing out a delighted sigh as he got closer, kissing Beatrice deep enough that it took all the air out of her lungs.

Beatrice feels herself fall back,wrapping her arms around his neck but whining out in complaint when he pulls his head back with a soft smacking sound and pressing a trail of kisses down her jawline, his tongue peeking out to taste her skin, his mustache scratching her throat as he goes down. He brings his lips back up so his hot breathing touches the shell of her ear, “Open your legs for me, gorgeous?” He says it as a request, but she wouldn’t mind if he told her to just like he did back during Christmas time.

Beatrice’s breathing gets deeper, but her legs slowly part for him to hover his hips right above it, giving him space for what he wanted to do. He drags his hand down, giving her left nipple a gentle pinch that makes Beatrice gasp out a squeak, then down her soft stomach over her stretch marks until he reaches exactly where he wanted to, gently touching her outer lips with his index and middle finger. The brunette moans quietly, one of her hands going up to his shoulder to grab the muscle there, muttering his name, “Do you know what my idea is for you, pretty girl?” she moans but shakes her head negatively, “It involves fucking you with my fingers first.”

He slides his fingers in, hissing through his teeth at how wet she was already with a sharp moan of his name hitting his ears. His fingers moved in and out slowly at first, enjoying how her moaning was quiet, how her nails gently dug on his shoulders while his eyes remained on her face. Her long lashes touched her cheeks with her eyes closed, her lips parted in pleased moans trying to keep up with his fingers, “You like when I fuck you with my fingers, don’t you gorgeous?” Bea nods, tossing her head back at a deep movement of his hand, “And you take anything so well, it’s almost like your pussy was made for me.”

The clench around his fingers was so tight he was sure it’d pop one of the joints, her sudden surprised cry of pleasure only made him grin even more, “And you get so wet too, it’s like I barely touch you and you already react to it.” he presses the heel of his palm against her clit, rubbing it back and forth following his fingers moving inside of her. Beatrice tries to keep her eyes open to no avail, moaning quietly with her hips keeping up with his hand, trying to get more friction out of it. 

She barely takes notice of the words leaving her lips, not seeing how she whispers a “Please, amore…” loud enough for him to hear and immediately still his hand, much for her disdain. She tries to move her hips to continue, but his huge hand holds her down so she doesn’t do anything else. Beatrice flutters her eyes open, tears clinging to her long lashes as she tries to figure out why he stopped, “W-What happened?”

Rooster’s eyes are so dark they are like blackholes in the universe that was him. “Say it again.” she looks confused, not understanding what he means, “Say it again.” When she finally figures out what he means, she shudders, repeating the words under her breath for him to hear. And something definitely changes, because his hand is moving so much faster that Beatrice can barely notice what was happening, too busy trying to understand how good he’s capable of making her feel using only his fingers.

Her moaning gets louder and her nails dig on his shoulder, creating crescent shaped indentations on the skin, “B-Brad…” she whispers again, “Ah!” He never takes his eyes off of her, his own breathing uneven and heavy,  following the flush of red on her skin, the way her body moved to meet his hand in hopes to reach her orgasm even faster. When she suddenly feels his thumb rubbing her clit in rapid circles, she’s a goner, she was sure that even with the wind howling outside the people in the other cabins would be able to hear her own scream.

She clenches her legs around his arm, body shivering with aftershocks and voice jittery, still trying to regain her bearings as her orgasm slowly eases out of her and her lungs no longer feel like they are ready to explode.He’s still looking at her when he removes his fingers, enjoying the subtle furrow of her eyebrows when he’s finally out, licking his digits clean, “Wait here.” he leaves the bed, which makes her blink but she’s too fatigued to move, only hearing the obvious ‘pop’ of the wine bottle being open.

His bare feet travel back to the bed, where he kneels above her while holding the wine bottle, “Been thinking of this since we got that gift basket,” he whispers, dropping his eyes to her flushed chest and down “I promise I won’t use all of it.”

“Use all of it- ah!” she yelps when the cold liquid hits her chest, just enough to dribble down and pool on the hollow of her throat Oh. Beatrice could just watch with wide eyes as Bradley cautiously leans the bottle on the high footboard and his mouth drops exactly where the wine was, licking and sucking her skin more than he usually did until there was nothing left besides a trembling brunette gasping for his name. Since his alcohol tolerance was a lot higher than hers, she knew that a few sips of wine wouldn’t be enough to buzz him up - hence why he was doing that now - maybe warm him just a little but he’d never get drunk.

But she couldn’t lie and say it wasn’t arousing at all, the cold of the wine followed by the warmth of his tongue as he tried to keep the red beverage from hitting the white sheets was commendable as well and he was doing a great job too.His open mouthed kisses dropped from her throat to her cleavage, where he darted his mouth to nibble a breast with his eyes directly on hers. He really did love eye contact.

His hands were busy rubbing her waist, the plush flesh of her hips and then her thighs, pulling back from her breast to drag his teeth and tongue down to her stomach, reaching for the bottle again. Her stomach clenched when she felt the wine hitting her skin, pooling onto her belly button and just a bit below her navel and yet somehow now falling on the bed. Beatrice whimpers, his tongue returning to suck it all away, slowly climbing down the mattress to be face to face with her flushed center.

He didn’t pour the wine there, because he’s not stupid obviously, instead he just moved his open mouthed kisses to her entrance and Beatrice couldn’t hold back the loud moan that was ripped out of her, “B-Brad!” her hands flailed, trying to grab anything closer - choosing the sheets instead - not caring if she ripped the cotton fabric under her iron grip. His hands cupped her thighs, placing both of them on his shoulders so he could spread them as he desired.

She whimpers, almost like she’s crying, with tears slowly sliding out of her eyes but not out of fear or worry of what was happening. He trails his hands up her thighs, tongue moving slowly inside of her, until he reaches her chest, cupping them completely, “God,Brad…” she gasps again, not being able to stop when she locks her legs around his neck by the ankles, clasping a hand over her mouth out of habit while the other one runs its fingers through his golden brown hair.

He groans happily, closing his eyes and opening his jaw a bit wider so he could go from bottom to top, paying close attention to her clit and making her squeak out her moans, her chest heaving. He knew she was getting close by the way her fingers curled around his strands and how she was trying to hold back her moan, so he sped up the pace focusing mainly on the little bundle of nerves. Her already sensitive state made the whole experience turn on a complete new level, her quiet crying of his name sounding like music to his ears.

So when she orgasms one more time, the second in a matter of minutes, he flattens his tongue against her entrance as it clenched at nothing, her back arching like a bow and her scream turning into silent huffs of air, her hips undulating to get the last of her orgasm out of her system His mouth was still on her, but it was too much, so much that Beatrice whined, “Brad,” she calls, trying to push his head away, “J-Just give me a-a m-minute.” he complies, but not before kissing the little bundle of nerves to see her jump with a startled squeak, leaning over her body with his lips shining.

“You okay?” he asks quietly, seeing her nod with her eyes partially open, lips parted to regain her breathing, “Did I knock the air out of you.” she laughs breathlessly, weakly slapping his arm but smiling nonetheless, “I’m going to give you a break, there’s something else I want to do with you.”

She felt herself clench just at the possibilities, her eyes trailing down to the bulge on his underwear, “What about you?”

“I’ll be fine, angel.” he murmurs, kissing her warm cheek, “Waiting for you is worth it.”

While she was touched, she couldn’t help but always look directly at it, she knew he wanted to do things for her first…but there was no way she’d let that go as she waited, “But…amore…” seeing his reaction from earlier, she tried again and immediately Bradley stopped his lips on the curve of her jaw, his breath hitching, “I just want to take care of you too, lieutenant.” two hits in one single play, she wasn’t messing around. His shoulders shuddered briefly, lifting his head from her neck so he could meet her green eyes, “Please?”

Now it was his mouth that was parted open, tongue peeking out to wet his soft lips as his eyes trailed down towards her lips, “What do you want to do?” he questions, but he wasn’t prepared for the answer he’d receive.

“I liked your wine idea.” she whispered, running a nail down between his pectorals until she reached his six pack, biting her lip when it clenched under the feather light touch, “It was really nice.” he doesn’t stop her when she sits up, the hand on his chest pushing him back, back until he is the one lying on the bed now and she’s straddling his hips. He hisses, feeling her wetness drip down his still covered manhood, his hands climbing up her thighs until they reach the curve of her waist.

She grabbed the bottle, holding it with both hands in front of her chest, ���Is it okay for you?” she asks, oh so sweetly, worrying her bottom lip with her teeth. She was going to be the death of him.

“Yeah, gorgeous, of course.” he whispers, following her movements with his eyes - focusing on how her breasts moved when she leaned forward- and letting out a sharp noise of surprise when the cold wine hit his chest, the red drop rolling down quickly from his collarbones down between his pectorals, almost reaching his chest hair. Beatrice widened her eyes, she should’ve predicted that, quickly lowering her open mouth to his skin so she could lick it away. Bradley’s hands on her waist tightened feeling her tongue brushing against his chest brought wonderful memories of the Christmas night.

Beatrice still had her lips to his chest when she looked up at him, through her long thick lashes, “Fuck…” her pinkish red full lips to his golden skin was a contrast he could never grow tired of, the feeling of her tongue gently licking the beads of wine away was enough to make his member jolt inside his briefs. She pulls back from his chest, licking her lips clean and asking him gently to lie down on the bed. He did, quickly, with his hands still holding onto her hips to bring her along with him.

Beatrice combs all her long brown hair to the side, a movement that was yet again enough to make him ready to lose his mind, before the wine hit his stomach. It was cold, but the muscles there prevented it from moving further, almost like they were hills and the wine was the river coursing through them. Beatrice moves her lower body further away from him so she could lean down, again meeting his eyes as her tongue dips down to lick it away. His hands are no longer on her hips but now on her shoulders, combing the few strands of hair that stuck to her skin back.

She kisses right on his navel once she’s done, her face so red but her smile is brilliant, “How was it?” she whispers, somehow thinking he wouldn’t have liked it.

“Fuckin’ great.” he mutters in a quiet voice, his tone sounding even deeper than normal “Do you want to know the rest of my idea?” she nods and his hand comes up to rub the pad of his thumb over her lips, gently prying them apart so he could pop the digit inside, “When you sucked me off,” he feels her tongue brushing over the pad of his thumb, “I really liked that and I’d like it even more if you did it again.”

Beatrice pops his thumb out of her mouth, the digit glistening with saliva. She doesn’t say anything for a bit, until she finally whispers a “Okay.” with that shy smile he loved so much. Rooster watches her move away from him so he could remove his briefs, kicking them off the bed as Beatrice placed the wine bottle down - and further away from them thinking there wouldn’t be any need for its uses - and settled back between his legs, lying on her stomach.

He breathed in and out heavily, heavy lidded eyes watching her tongue roll out of her mouth to lick a strip from the base to the tip, “Ohhhh fuckin’ Christ–” he furrows his eyebrows, clenching his eyes and rolling his lips into his mouth as a deep groan vibrates on his chest. Beatrice huffs out a soft laugh, kissing his tip before bringing it into her mouth and that was enough for another deep moan to escape the confines of his chest, “Shit, Jesus– fuck your mouth should be illegal.”

She pops him out of his mouth, “Do you want me to stop–”

“No!!” he is quick to say, snapping his eyes open, fearing she would stop but only sighed seeing her smile “Jesus, you– you can be very cruel.” he says, his voice getting higher when she takes him back into her mouth, tongue brushing on the underside. Bradley drops his head back on the pillow, rubbing his face with both hands only to interlace his fingers on top of his head, trying to control his breathing any way he could - he was successful most of the time. “God baby…” he whispers, dropping one of the hands from his head to her hair, caressing her nape “God damn it. God damn it you are so good.”

Beatrice hums happily, the vibrations making a full body shudder dart through him and his fingers grab on the strands just a bit harshly but not enough to hurt her. While he could, he wanted her to suck him off until he was completely spent. There were things he still wanted to do to her, “Baby…” he called softly, his own skin flushing as her head bobbed “Oh God– baby, that’s it.” he had to hold back the best he could but it was getting very hard to focus, “Jesus fuckin’ Christ on a bike, Bea…I,” a relatively deep suck was enough to bring him back to the present and the groan that escapes his throat almost shakes him to his very core, “Yeah, baby, baby, you should– god, Jesus fuck- you should stop for right now.”

She does, pulling him out of her mouth only to kiss his flushed tip sweetly, smiling up at his sweaty and flushed face. She rubs his thigh gently, “You okay?” he huffs out a tired laugh, rubbing his face with both hands and grabbing her own hands to pull her closer. Beatrice just bites her lower lip, trying to hold back her smile when he pushes her down on the bed with her ass up in the air.

“God damn it.” she hears him say, her cheek pressed to the pillow, turning to look over her shoulder at his wonderful, tall muscular body right behind her. His hands caress the globes of her ass, squeezing it gently only to slap the left butt cheek to make her yelp, “Is this okay to you?” Beatrice nods, still looking back at him, “I’ve been wanting to do this for a while too, baby…god your ass is so fucking great.” 

She moans softly, playfully wiggling her hips so he could get on with it faster but he was taking his sweet sweet time. She gasped when feeling the tip of his member prod her entrance, her toes curling with anticipation, “God, Brad…” she tried to push back against him so he could enter faster, but he just held her hips back, “Brad!!”

“What? I’m admiring the view.” he teases back, slapping the opposite cheek with his smirk widening, “And it’s a wonderful one.”

She wasn’t going to be able to hold back much longer, frustration taking over her nerves until she got an idea, “Brad…tenente Bradshaw.” She hears his sharp intake of air once the words hit his ears, undoubtedly translating in his mind immediately, “Per favore tenente,ti voglio così tanto…non mi vuoi anche tu?” She knew he had no idea what she just said past the ‘lieutenant’, but the way his hands tightened on her hips and his eyes darkened was enough of an answer for her.

Who knew she’d be using Italian for this. Clearly not a single one of her ancestors.

“God damn it.” he growls, aligning himself and then sliding him without much ado, both of them moaning once he fully hilted. She felt drips of sweat falling on her back and sliding all the way down until it reached her hair. Beatrice moans deeply into the pillow, her ass hitting his navel repeatedly since he’s the one controlling the thrusting right now. Which she wasn’t complaining, not one bit, “Fuck, fuck how do you–”

“Ah, tenente…ti piace come mi sento intorno a te?” her cheeks were flaming, she was really dirty talking in Italian back to him, something she’d never do normally, “Perché m-mi piace come ti senti dentro di me…” she had no idea how much her speaking in Italian would affect him, but the way he his hip bones were hitting her ass after every thrust gave her a good indication.

Beatrice moans brokenly, muffling her voice onto the pillow but Rooster isn’t having it, “No,” he grinds the words, “No, keep talkin’, keep talkin’ baby, I want to hear you.” he rubs her asscheeks again, not spanking them this time with his eyes locked on him disappearing and reappearing inside of her. Beatrice moans again, louder this time, her open mouth escaping so she could take deep gulps of air with her hair falling over her eyes, her own hips meeting his thrusts.

“Brad–” she whimpers, clenching the sheets close to her head, her whole body shivering when he suddenly leans forward, pushing her ass down under his weight without stopping the movement of his hips. His warm breath hits her neck and ear, his large hands grabbing hers, sliding under them to interlace their fingers together.

“Say it.” he whispers heavily against her ear, “Talk to me.”

“A-Amore,” his deep groan is more felt than heard, her moans getting louder while his thrusting gets faster, “Brad…ti amo,ti amo tanto…” her gasped response was almost unheard because of how her voice was breathed out, but Rooster heard it, he did. He groans louder against her neck, the slapping sounds of their skin together was almost deafening and her moans were rising in volume signaling she was very close, “Brad!I’m going to cum!!”

“Yeah, you are,” he growls, “Fuckin’ cum baby, give it to me, come on,come on–” her body immediately stills and her scream echoes around the room so loudly he’s sure the walls vibrate. It doesn’t take long for him to reach his own release, burying his face on her neck only to groan deeply and just as loud on her skin, bucking his hips a few more times until he’s completely done.

They stay like that, breathing heavily for a few seconds, Rooster inhaling her sweet lavender scent mixed with sex and sweat, lips pressing butterfly kisses to her throat “Good God.” he chuckles, “This was better than I planned.” he mutters but his only response is a tired ‘mhmm’ from her. He pushes himself to a kneeling position so he could pull out of her, trying to not stare how their conjoined releases come out of her “Baby,” he coos, kissing her lower back, “How are you feeling?”

“Mmmfein foin.” was her muffled reply on the pillow.

“What?”

She lifts her head with some difficulty, “I’m feeling fine.” she repeats clearer now,  giving him a little smile, “It was great.”

Rooster grins back at her, “Good, now come on.” he rolls her back so she’s lying down on the bed, sliding his arms under her legs and back, picking her up bridal style, “Shower time!”

“Just shower?”

“Of course, baby.” he whispers, kissing her cheek and taking them both to the bathroom, “Just shower.”

[tatianazmaslany]

hi randy! im turning 26 in 3 days and i feel v :/ about it bc i feel like i haven’t accomplished enough for 26, including the fact that im still a virgin (i blame that partially on being closeted for most of my life but still) but i was wondering since you just had a bday, do you have advice for coping with aging and the anxieties that come with it? the last few years ive hated my bday and i just wish I could enjoy it :( ty!

hi sweet anon ❤️ 

the higher we climb into our twenties the more terrifying it starts to feel & i think it’s mostly because we’ve been so trained to always consider where society has told us we “should be” by now. 

i had a really nice birthday but turning 27 freaked me the hell out. in so many ways i feel so far from where i “thought” i’d be at this age. but then i think...(i also thought i’d be married to a man with a kid and a white picket fence by 27 & hooo boy the things i “planned” for adulthood sure did change thank GOD)

i always make sure to catch myself and step back and reevaluate where those feelings of fear and failure are coming from. my 27 years old is very different from what my parents 27 years old looked like and very different from what a lot of my friends 27 looks like. for me personally, i went through a lot of trauma as a teen and into my early 20s. i’ve been through growth in ways that many others haven’t. in ways that can’t be ticked off of a list of accomplishments for me to showcase to people on social media.

i know it’s cliche to hear, but our paths are all so different & so much changes in a year. we have no idea where the rest of our twenties will take us and instead of leading with fear try and allow yourself to be led with excitement. (i know it’s easier said than done but just starting with that mindset makes a world of a difference)

under the current circumstances, so much is out of our control right now and i know for me, huge life changing plans fell through before i turned 27. our twenties are basically spent trying not to fall into the lava. they are rouughhh. 

but they’re ours and they’re shaping us.

i spend a lot of time comparing and worrying that i’ve been doing it all “wrong.” obsessing about how i’m 3 years away from thirty...and nothing feels or looks the way i thought it would. but then i challenge those thoughts. what does that even mean? am i happy? am i fulfilled? am i loved? also (thirties are the new twenties.) 

i don’t know if this helps but the concept of virginity is just so blegh to me so please don’t worry about that or let that be a reason to think any less of yourself. especially as a gay person, the journey of exploring sexuality is a process and it’s one that you deserve to explore on your own terms. you should never feel any shame for that. sending you so much love.

[fandom-is-heaven-fandom-is-hell]

GO WATCH THE SONIC MOVIE

EVERYBODY.

YES I MEAN A. B. S. O. L. U. T. E. L. Y. EVERYBODY.

GO WATCH THE SONIC MOVIE.

Okay but real talk tho. I think for the first time in Hollywood History the studio ACTUALLY listened to what the target audience WANTED! And they did an incredible job with it!

So whether you played the games, watched the shows, liked the YouTube poop videos or other memes - at any time of life, we don’t discriminate age lol - you’ve GOTTA watch this movie! Heck even if you DIDNT participate in anything from the Sonic franchise you should go see this movie!

It’s a seriously great movie! It’s funny, it’s family-friendly, it’s Jim Carrey up to his old tricks gosh darn it!

We need to let the studio and all of Hollywood know, if you go the extra mile and actually listen to your audience then you’ll get a great turn out! And. Ya know. More Money. But that’s not what’s important right now. Not only do they need to know they did a great job and that we liked it.... BUT THEY NEED TO MAKE A SEQUEL BECAUSE HOOOOOOOLY CRAP THAT ENDING HAD ME LITERALLY SREAMING/SQUEALING FROM EXCITEMENT AND HOOO BOY DO YALL NEED TO WATCH THE MOVIE CUZ IM NOT GIVING SPOILERS LOL

[winx-canons]

okay i was a bit distraught at the idea of riven having a brother very similar in age but... matt being a lot younger than riven (like 8-10 years old or so??) sounds so cute.... riven being overall bad with emotions but he just. loves his brother to death. riven being a Cool and Good older brother... im crying? matt being super excited to do Anything with riven and matt meeting the other specialists and fairies????? hooo. (this may come in twice bc tumblr insists it didnt send the first time)

This one actually only came up once, you’re good! Also, thank you anon!!  I love all of this! So much! The last post actually made me want to write Riven with a little brother. He’s going to be such a good and solid older brother. In fact, I spent class time making some headcanons for this, so let me share them with you and we can cry together. 

- Riven, as you said, is real bad with his emotions. But, he loves his little brother more than anything in the world. This is his baby brother. His world? Matt.

- He protects him so much! Riven didn’t have everything growing up, so he makes sure his baby brother has the best life possible because it’s his brother.

- You bet that he’s the most proud big brother out there. Matt drew a picture? Instantly hung up. He probably has a wall back home that is dedicated to his brother’s art, and he couldn’t be happier.

- Omg, he would play! Wingman!! with Musa and Riven. He would be adorable around Musa and be sure to mention that he’s a good brother and talks about her all the time-

- Speaking of which, Musa adores him. He’s baby. It’s impossible not to like him because he’s juts adorable.

- Initially, the guys were surprised at how caring of a brother Riven was, ebcause he usually seemed emotionally distant all the time. But, Matt visits one time, and Riven just,, lights up. That’s his future specialist brother! Look at him!!!

- Matt absolutely loves Sky and Brandon, much to his dismay. Then again, he loves all of them! They’re sad to see him have to go back home.

- Matt wants to go on missions with them, but Riven puts a firm no on it. He’s too small. He could get hurt, and Riven would rather get run over than risk that

- Matt And Miele/Rose would make such good playmates, since they would be around the same age. Both want to hang out with their older siblings and when Flora/Riven have to say no, they decide to start their own little club. Fluff ensues. 

- Anyway, petition to make Matt an actual baby brother of Riven’s. I want to see a happy Riven, beaming at his little brother’s accomplishments. I want to see tears of joy after they see each other again after a long time. I want to see Matt as a small child. Thank you anon, I’m cry i n g t o o. 

[thatkdramatho]

Thoughts I’ve already had about season 2:

Guide, Runway, and Yim talking about senior!Elle in the cafeteria and creating some crackheaded scenario so they can ‘accidentally’ spill water on him when in reality they live in thailand and could just like... wait for it to rain

Good is going to be so confused when he sees Elle im... sad for him already

Asawin flirting with Yim so much that when Yim flirts back one time, he’s the embodiment of ‘gay excitement’

Asawin taking it easy!! when Yim has a problem with being physically intimate!!

Runway’s gonna fucking do something stupid by episode 4 when it comes to senior!Dream, i know it. All that dragging we did in season 1 about Dream? It’s gonna be reversed, and when we start loving him, it’s gonna be weird for us and I’m gonna pretend it’s all just because of Fluke

Guide always supports Yim and Asawin. Like, either Asawin is looking behind Yim or Yim is looking behind him for encouragement, Guide’s that friend that’s already there with thumbs up

Can someone call Runway out please im begging you

I can already imagine how crowded the tag’s gonna be when Yaimai shows up again, we are going to lose our minds

Kafe 3.0 showing up at Good’s clinic

Good and Guide finally come out to each other and have that spiderman.meme moment we’ve all been laughing about when we imagine (although I’m sure they have an inkling i wouldn’t be surprised if the show still puts a scene in for laughs)

Guide’s mom!! I love her, I just want to see her again

Tanai decides to go on a few dates with Guide and he realizes he’s been a little shit but something happens that will annoy us and tests Guide’s patience and Tanai has to make it up to him

That or Naiway shares a kiss and tanai realizes... this ain’t it. let’s hope the writers don’t make guide witness this if it happens (but if he does HOOO BOY. OH BOY. I’m a slut for this specific kind of angst)

[jxckspxcer]

✉

TIME TO JUDGE MY FRIENDS | ACCEPTING

How I feel about your characters canon:

Man I haven’t seen Danny Phantom in a LONG time ! The show in general was a fun concept, I love it when ghosts or monsters or magic is the focus of a show, and not just you know, regular daily life. But even better: WHEN THEY INTERSECT ! I just got done talking about how identity porn (awfully risque term for ‘consequences of living with multiple personas trope’) is my FAVORITE THING. Plus all the general idea of being a half-ghost, half-dead, man, my little goth heart, it swoons ! Speaking of which it swooned for Sam the moment I saw the show. Sam and Phantom were two of my favorite characters (I kNOW Danny is the same guy but i liked how Phantom looked more iM SHALLOW). OF COURSE MY FAVORITE-FAVORITES WERE ALL THE SIDE-VILLAIN GHOSTS. SKULKER, EMBER, JOHNNY 13,,, OH MAN,,, GHOSTWRITER. HOOO. Dash too, I’m weak for a stupid jerk-jock (*slaps him on my future multimuse* I JUST GOTTA REWATCH THE SHOW). It just had such a quirky cast of characters, I think that really was my favorite thing about it. 

Your pERSONAL interpretation of the canon well well well– Let’s see, I don’t remember much about the Phantom Planet episode, but I hear it was disappointing for a lot of people so I respect making it noncanon. I love the little things you add to his character too ! This might be ‘what i like about how you rp your character’, but things like removing the bIG OLD D FROM HIS CHEST is just like,,, thats logical right there. I respect. Also Phantom being pretty much a flying glow stick bOY– Jack’s gonna love that.

Things I like about how you rp your character:

Well we haven’t rp’d much, but I see how much love you put into your character ! I saw you cranking out opens a day or two ago (time is weiirdd for me), but it just encourages me to put my own writing out there too… 

You write him perfectly approachable too! Sometimes peoples muses feel a little… in their own world? Closed off? Unpredictable? But when I see you post memes or opens, I always feel like I could send one and not feel any sort of anxiety about it! Maybe that’s more you than Danny, but I also just think, Danny seems like a genuinely nice kid, and I even knowing the little I know about the show, I always want to know more about him and I’m so excited to interact with him (I gotta… avoid answering ALL your opens… before we’ve even bEGUN our introductions– but Jack wants SO HARD to comment on the hilarity of a burger joint called NASTY BURGER).

But on that note, you make good use of the setting and story of your muse! Bringing up past events, unique set pieces and side characters, I feel like some people might avoid that or maybe just don’t do it, but I love it so much, it adds so much to the depth! 10/10

Love all your hcs too, the things you add, they all flow good, bless.

Potential Plot Ideas:

Well Jack isn’t going to admit to being a villain just yet, so if nothing else, he’s interested in enlisting either Phantom or the Fentons in teaching him how to BANISH A CERTAIN UGLY GHOST HAG FROM HIS LIFE. But I feel Wuyas type of Spirit might be different from the average Ghost, for shame. (Still, give him that thermos, he NEEDS IT, PLEASE, HE’LL PAY YOU). [he might also want other ghost lackeys... but... thats another issue]

We’re so early, their potential is so– malleable! It’s hard to pick one plot idea! But I do want Jack to go to the NASTY BURGER, just because, oh my god, NASTY. He doesn’t even like fast food but what else does Amity Park have to offer? Him exploring Amity Park and running into Danny in either form in general is what I see for our future so far, but depending on whether they become friends or enemies or whatever fate leads us to, I’ll probably have more ideas then.

[krakenator]

Chapter 11 aka “Welcome to Chili’s”

SPOILERS are sprinkled around extremely liberally for The Property of Hate

Masterpost here

Oh damn alright that answers my earlier question of “what will cause RGB to make like a cuttlefish”. He can fiddle with his colors at any time, but he’ll fritz and settle on colors after power surges as well

And he DODGES the black button question. Look at that anxious cane fiddling!

White knob handles color, black knob brightness, he’s just shown that the white panel opens to adjust brightness/saturation/color… is the black button just plain off?

“I lose you I leave you” is such a damned lie lmao

Let’s see what kind of Stuff people trade here!

Moments manifest as clocks, har-har

I’m in love with the borzoi vender bc I love borzois they’re such ridiculously ethereal dogs

Don’t like your current eye? Trade it for a better eye!

or you dont care about eyes, just revenge-feelings

Kisses of varying flavors, all shaped like X’s

STOP RIGHT THERE crimincal scum. RGB stole a farewell kiss (HAR HAR). But seriously, does the Market have law enforcement for this kind of thing?

I’m sorry but my shit fandom brain see’s discussion about trading body parts and my mind immediately goes to Skulduggery “lost his original skull when sleeping and replaced it by winning another one in a poker game” Pleasant

Incidentally ALSO a story about a standoffish dapper non-human taking a young girl on Adventures

uh oh

Lmao he ends up dropping his cane in panic

I love the movement in this panel. RGB just scooping her up with one arm

Goodbye New Suit we barely knew ye

RGB’s able to fine tune his pallet extremely specifically for just 3 sliders

This might be my favorite interaction in the entire damn comic

CAREFUL RGB YOUR ATTACHMENT IS SHOWING

I love how RGB decided “you know what i like what that quick camouflage did for my trousers, I’m going to coordinate my upper half to match it”

Interesting visual and sound effect- we saw a character swap out heads earlier without that CRACK. Considering Assok’s had trouble twice now with static cling to RGB’s face, is this an electric spark of sorts?

I like the detail that Watcher only speaks in one word sentences

God but that cane is convenient. What I wouldn’t give to have possessions that are impossible to lose

I love RGB quietly, actually checking in with Assok after accidentally knocking them off Hero’s head

And now for something completely different!

WHOLESOME ASSOK HUG

RGB’s starting to poke her towards her epiphany about the Make Believe

As a someone who spent a long time being a short person that’s such short people talk RGB

Dude I skimmed over Dial’s dialogue this page last time because, really. Look at it. So lets actually read this sucker

Oh shit Dial actually mentions the Elastic Valley way before we get there ourselves

He’s got to what now. TOby is there on a JOB? Someone put him here on PURPOSE? I thought he just ended up there and was so surly to every fucking thing and everyone passing by was like “ok u can stay there rudepants”. What’s he on watch for?? Unless it’s far more punishment than it is useful assignment

Bad puns, go to jail

Oh shit does Watcher have another pair of eyes on his wings? Damn! For a guy with 4 eyes he sure is not very helpful at his job later on!!

Hooo does his boss make Dial nervous. Lookit that stutter and devolution to muttering

When Dial says TOby took his eye off things, is he referring to letting RGB+Hero pass by (how would he stop them)? Is it that the wind blew him over and blocked his vision (THAT IS LITERALLY NOT HIS FAULT)?

And what the hell has TOBy done to defy Hate previously? What does he have opinions that Hate/Dial would have him change his mind about?

See you space cowboy…

And because I can’t make up my mind on what to meme here: “mm whatcha saaay”

A thought on Dial’s design… his head says “ON AIR”. Later we know that Hate can listen in on him. D’you figure he ever makes himself “OFF AIR” other than when he sleeps?

Now this little here combined textbox gives me some thoughts…

I haven’t paid attention to the color of character text beyond Hero’s voice getting eroded by sand, but… boxes can be any color and shape, its not uncommon for characters to have separate fonts, but words themselves? Only ever black and white. Now this could be for the sake of no eyestrain against backgrounds, but... consider the dichotomy TPoH is building up over its story

white in this comic is associated with bad things quite often. Lies, [-----], Hate’s realm. The blinding, scorching, destructive light of the unmasked Sun. meanwhile, darkness hides the Market from danger, and nighttime is tied intrinsically with dreaming. in fact, we JUST had an entire chapter dedicated to framing the Dark as good, protective, and aligned with trees and water, other positive entities

For a minute I got all excited because Dial and the Butterfly both have white text, thinking “oh, my god. do all Hate-aligned characters have white text?” this gets jossed pretty hard by Julienne’s white text, as well as Cell and Tailor.

but while THINKING on that, I jumped back to Storytime in chapter 10 and check this out: the moment RGB starts his story, text is suddenly white. Most of it continues to be in white… except for these two sentences

AND CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: THE TEXT COLOR/SCENERY CHANGE COLOR TO THE FIVE COLORS OF RGB’S SCREEN. HOW DID I MISS THAT??

(flips table) WHAT DOES IT ALL MEEEEEEAN

… y’know, the only character to have a white bubble color for their speech is RGB, who speaks in black

He’s both. He’s NEUTRAL.

Considering my talent for creating OCs but chronic deficiency in building coherent and decisive stories for them, they’re all probably wandering this Market and world right now. at the very least most of them have spent a DAMN long time here before becoming realized (im so sorry guys im trying)

The ones that are complete as themselves but their stories are unstarted/uncertain? That’s like. most of them. whoops. maybe this will be the kick in the pants i need

But on a brighter note: Fosters Home for Unfinished OCs

BUT by the rules of this world, RGB doesn’t have a story… yet this is his story.

Assok’s newest position of travel is adorable and im dying

Y’know… Hero and RGB have very different ways of solving things. A little obvious, but- RGB’s solutions are always convoluted, require multiple steps, and are a little ridiculous. Or, he at least FRAMES them as complex. See: Click escape, train escape, entire scheme to find a Hero to right the world. Hero’s far more straightforward but her solutions are also more, like… sensible than RGB’s if that makes sense. If it was just RGB up on the burning heart his plan would have probably involved more "im very intelligent” and pizzaz, while Hero went for the comparatively simple “lets zipline” (versus RGB’s upcoming Click escape clusterfuck)

All of which to say, I got thinking on that with RGB being like “it’s a very complex topic I can’t possibly boil it down to anything smaller” and Hero describing what the Make Believe acts as in one word

So if this worlds objects come from the sea, the sea is connected to other worlds? And it was confirmed early on that ‘stuff’ and ‘thought’ are basically synonyms- these foreign objects can exist in the Make Believe because they’re infused with enough Stuff!

Hero and presumably all of the other Heroes came from outside the Make Believe… they are not unrealized characters, or they didn’t start out as such. To exist here like this, they must then be imbued with enough Stuff/Thought… if we specify Stuff as equivalent to creative thought… by jove! I’ve hit on (another) theory!

Haven’t all past Heroes been artists? Julienne is a dancer, Melody a musician, Dial works radio, Ticker is a craftsman, and Tailor works with textiles. TOby and Assok don’t have anything obvious, but if I was Hate, I’d turn puppeteers into motionless dolls and empty-voiced sock puppets.

oh yeah, and Click. betcha he was a toymaker

I wonder what kind of artist Hero would grow up to be? She clearly draws, we saw her work taped to her bedroom wall

Of note… RGB is also an artist. It looked like that alternate human-self we glimpse later was involved with TV production, or perhaps script writing.

Tfw your ex walks past and doesn’t even hesitate like wow Magnus be a stone cold bitch like that

also like how his speech tail loops around his neck like a noose upon seeing Maggie

ALSO, that conveniently timed mention of hands when giving examples of what makes Stuff valuable in the Market- the nostalgia and undertones of regret are strong in this one

(watches this character die) oh jesus Christ. (looks at list of decommissioned ocs) ... oops

So this is what it looks like when a character dies… what does it look like when one is realized

do you like puns? want some more quality RGB roasting? like clothes shopping? the next chapter is for you

[acewendigo13]

WotW: Goliath Family Headcanons

So i was talking to @andthesword about family headcanons and i just need to make a post of all these family hc. Here goes nothing.

Captain Eric Wells: If you watched the movie (spoilers!!!) his parents die in the beginning and we know he's an only child. So for the Pre-invasion story im pretty sure he leaned towards being a Momma's boy a bit more. He was a pretty good child and sure in school he got into some fights. He was actually really good in Math. His Dad worked in Architecture plans for clock towers or something close while his mom stayed home. His family was pretty wealthy. During the first invasion his parents and him hid from the Martian pretty well until he froze up thus killing them. After the invasion ended he ended up in an orphanage until he got taken in by a foster family. He was the quiet child and always blamed himself for his parents' deaths. At age 17 he was able to join A.R.E.S. and onward to being Captain Wells we know and love today.

Lt. Jennifer Carter: Actually told in the movie her father owns not one but TWO railroads. So let's start there. In my HC her father used to own none, he was a family man who loves his wife and little girl. Until the invasion happened. The invaders took his wife from him, thus leaving him and Jen. After the invasion he would drink and drink until he remarried a wealthy woman and after a while of hard manly man work he owns a railroad, then his new wife got preggers and had his son (eeeh im gonna call him Ben), now he's gonna own two rails. Of course since Jen said at the bar scene "He viewed me as his property" she views it as he was very controlling. Maybe he just wanted the best for his little girl since step-mom didn't really like her and only wanted to protect her. After joining A.R.E.S. her father was obvs pissed because she would face more danger in the military. She has a good relationship with her half brother however, as he often looks up to her. But Ben can be annoying, as he often tries to join A.R.E.S. even though he's under the age limit. After the second invasion she learned that her step-mom had died in a train explosion caused by the martians.

Corporal Patrick O'brien: HOOO boy this is pretty angsty according to @andthesword . So his family was pretty happy. His mother was a baker and his father was a successful bartender that own a pretty nice bar. Pat and his brother Sean were as close as peanut butter and jelly on a sammy. They had that freaky twin power too. While Sean (who is 2 years older) helped their father at the bar Patrick would stay with their mom and eat help with the baking. Yes he would eat a lot of her cookies. They were quiet content with their middle class family. Uuuuuntil the invasion. The invasion took their father from them and their mother got seriously injured, she lost her legs. After the invasion Sean got into the shady business to not only chase the englishmen out of Ireland but to also get money into the family to help with Ma's medical bills. Pat of course helped until in the movie when the second wave hit. After the second invasion their Mother was killed inside a church. Sean was torn and lost and after him and Patrick had a nasty fight he broke down and told Patrick. Pat was depressed for about a month. He misses his mother every day and the smell of baking makes him think of her.

Sergeant Abraham Douglas: It's canon that he has a wife and two girls so keep that in mind. Abe grew up in a nice middle class family. Parents owned a hotel. So they were pretty busy to the point where he became another parental figure to his three younger sisters. During the first invasion him and the three girls got seperated from his parents. For the entire invasion he had to protect them as best as he could, he's their big brother and they're counting on him. Sadly, he broke that promise. Two sisters were lost in the war. Another week into the invasion they ran into another family, this is where he meets his wife. After surviving the invasion the family took Abe and his surviving sister in until Abe left for A.R.E.S. while his then girlfriend joined the hospital. His little sister stayed behind as she was too scared to go out into world, scared that the Martian would return. After the second invasion him and his wife welcomed a baby boy and his sister ended up joing A.R.E.S. as a pilot afte facing her fear and saving a group from a tripod.

Lt. Raja Iskandar Shah: In the movie he's stated that he used to be a prince from Malaysia until he was disowned for joining A.R.E.S. He was born as the eldest, into the wealthiest family in his town. He has 6 little sisters and his mother always taught him better. Then (also canon) he was sent to Oxford, which i think was after the invasion. His entire family survived the first and second invasion. But his father passed from heart failure afterwards. No he's still banished, his mom is still angry at him for joining A.R.E.S. but his little sisters still adore him, the two older sisters will secretly visit him which he loves. He misses his home very much but he's also glad that he's found a second family in A.R.E.S. with his team. He found out he's an uncle so he's pretty excited to meet his nephew in the future.

That's all the family headcanons i got for you guys. I hope @andthesword you enjoyed this.

[aquagustd]

just got back home from my trip so i’ve FINALLY had time to catch up on what i missed😭im sorry for being so late to the party but im here so LETS DISCUSS!!

(First Time)

i couldn’t even read First Time all the way through like i had to TAKE BREAKS!! PLS THEY WERE SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER MY HEART CANT DEAL😭😭 *in my cardi b voice* WHAT WAS THE REASON??!!! WHAT👏🏾WAS👏🏾THE👏🏾REASON👏🏾YUS??!!!!???! my heart is cracked, shattered, broken beyond repair, obliterated, disintegrated like peter parker in Infinity War😭😭they were so cute and in love with each other i-UGHSMABSJNANSJWN. i know how it feels to see someone that you loved and cared about change (and not for the better) like that shit HURTS. we still don’t know the end of the story and who OC will untimely end up with (NOT assuming that she’ll end up with either jk or tae, she could stay single…or get with jimin👀*wiggles eyebrows* JUST KIDDING…unless👀) but i just don’t see how OC could ever fall back in love with Jungkook, especially not after the way he has treated her since he’s been back. yea she probably still has love FOR him but getting back together with him just wouldn’t be a good call especially with Junho in the picture. i guess if things were different they could be together❤️.

(First Fall)

this was so heartbreaking. seeing not only OC crying but also Yoongi ??? yea my heart shattered. Jungkook really left Yoongi and OC in fucking SHAMBLES and not only that but Hoseok left too?? pls i can only laugh💀 jungkook gets OC pregnant then leaves her with his child, Hoseok gets her strung out on drugs then he leaves. i can only laugh because i am in complete disbelief L M A O. BUT YOONGI…YOON👏🏾GI👏🏾!!!! he’s the one that STAYED🤌���ugh i love him so much. he stayed with OC through THICK AND MF THIN!!! HE IS RIDE OR DIE MATERIAL😩🤌🏾you look up the definition of ride or die and Yoongi’s face pops up STAN YOONGI. Oc would have metaphorically drowned if Yoongi had not been there. we have been taking Yoongi for granted frl i want to give him the biggest hug and just tell him thank you for being there for Oc😭. NOW I DO WANNA SAY THIS THOUGH that whole “fuck jungkook” energy he had in first fall wasn’t KEPT cause he took a WHOLE ASS bullet for him🤡. and maybe the two of them probably had contact after the incident at the wedding (im only assuming this cause i recalled the phone call yoongi and oc had back in the beginning of the story) buuutttt i don’t think a couple of phone calls can get me to the point of going from “fuck you” to taking a bullet for you💀especially after jungkook left a mess that yoongi had to clean up. and this wasn’t no simple “just get a broom and sweep it up” type of mess. this was a “we gotta rebuild” type of mess which in my opinion isnt worth a bullet🫣but anyway im HELLA EXCITED to see what goes down on this beach vacation cause the smut tag👀??? is Tae gonna crash the “family vacation” and give it to oc GOOD??? or is Jungkook gonna get some even though he deserves absolutely NONE😤. *i mean I would gladly give Jungkook some😭all he gotta do is ask and he can have it!! like have y’all seen that man😩🤌🏾* ANYWAY IM EXCITED!!!! im sorry this is long but i was trying to kill two birds with one stone cause i didn’t want to spam you with multiple ask😭 but i love, love, love you and i hope you’re taking care of yourself and blocking all the haters😊 mwah 😘😘

hey !! ahh i hope you had fun on your trip !! and omg yesss 😭🥺 he changed a lot and it really hurt for oc to see him again when they were SO in love and they shared each other’s firsts and everything 😭 pls. but yeah we don’t know who she’ll end up with. jimin pls don’t tempt me 🥴

omg ‘oc would’ve metaphorically drowned without yoongi’ EXACTLY THAT hooo i’m gonna cry 😭 pls he was there for her through it all. he knows what she’s been through and he didn’t give up on her and baby junho 🥺 but you’re making some valid points 🤡 how did he go from ‘fuck him’ to ‘i’ll catch a grenade for ya’ 🤨🤨🤨 we’ll just have to wait & see 👁

& i saw your other ask about the beach 😏😏 jk got some. tysm for reading bb and i love you too 🤍 don’t apologize for the long ask you made me laugh and it was enjoyable 😚

[catradoracore]

5555

@finnwolfhard

Yeah... this is sort of long....

I’m not putting all this into your ask box lmao, and I couldn’t submit it because of images either, so!! Sorry about this. Aaaa!

..and I curse way too much. My apologies for that.

Originally, I was going to try and keep spoilers out of this. But. That’s obviously not what happened so:

Spoilers for anyone on my blog reading this who plans to read “5555.”

Thoughts on 5555. Featuring Shitty images and reactions from me and a pal. Written as I go. Oh god.

Intro:

Let’s get started.

* “I dare you.”/ some other clever comment or challenge between soulmates in a story (romantic or other) as an opening scene is so fucking powerful. It’s such a good introduction to stories, and I rarely see it, but it never fails to hype me the HELL UP!

* I have never met a person on this earth that doesn’t like blue raspberry. Sorry, Eddie, guess we can’t be friends. :/

* haha  :)  is  :))  Sonia  :) going to make  :))  a return  :)  please  :)  no. Guess I’ll find out. Fingers crossed she’s dead or something, even though you’d never do that.

* Emotional update: I am smiling VERY hard right now.

* “My love” is Reddie culture, it’s a fact, it’s in the textbooks! Just had to get that out there. Thanks for listening.

* New rap album coming out next month, go and buy that shit.

* “soul mates” 

AH! THERE IT IS! Phew! Thank goodness, I was gonna explode for a second there.

* Richie, honey, I love you, but you’re kind of a dumbass.

* Ahhh! I take it back I love you, trash man! :(

* Me, Myself, and I?”? Like...likethefuckihn, like the fuckin’ show Jack D Grazer is in????

* For real, I can hear and see and imagine this line so well.

* Eddie with Richie’s jacket that’s like eight times too big for him is a life source.

* Room 555. Hooo boy I am not ready for this fic I ain’t even lying.

* AdSDFFfFG THE FUCKING HOTEL SHOWERS HURT, DUDE! They’re so uncomfortable aaaaaa  turn it down a notch, maybe???!!

* hhhhhhjjjjhhhh scarsss,,,FUCK lets hope this turn out wellllll!  D:

* Hungry and Tired!! the Power Couple!! Of!! The!!! Century!!!

* Chat Update:

* cUTE!!!

* that one vine: “cAM, THERE’S A COCKROACH RIGHT THEREEE!!!! CAAAMMM!!!!” “you need cheeze-its! (jesus lmao)”

* Chat Update:

* Eddie “not that we’re DATING or anything hahaha” Kaspbrak.

* Chat Update: oh no

* AAAAA A A AAAAAA AA AAA!!!

* Oh my god, the whole “It was my birthday” conversation in the truck is ripping my soul to shreds right now!! Aaaaaahhhhh!!!  :(   My boys better be okay!!

* I love this so much. Happy Richie!! I’d die for him!!! ❤️

* This was funny and cute!  :)  but then it turned into this:

And now Wellp.

You okay babey??  :(

* AAAAAAAAA!! THE WHOLE “STRANGER/“I’M ALONE” THING AT THE MALL! THAT’S HIS FEAR AAAAAHSDHHFHGGHHGHG RICHIEEEE I LOVE YOU BABEY!! EDDIE DOES TOO!!

* ICONIC DUO!!!

* HMM. Isthisforeshadowingisthisforeshadowingisthisforeshadowingisthis

* Well, call me a fucking idiot, but this whole thing going on with Richie is very interesting....hmmm.... I’ll bet it’s all gonna hit me at the end and I’m gonna say “OH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK” or something like that :)  haha watch me.

* YOU’RE HOT, THEN YOU’RE COLD! YOU’RE YES, THEN YOU’RE NO! YOU’RE IN, THEN YOU’RE OUT! YOU’RE UP THEN Y

* Lmao “cheap boys”!!! Love ‘em!!

* All these people be talking to Richie...bruhhhh what kinda conspiracy shit is THIS! what is going ON! AAAAAA!!

* yoooooooooooooooo... What the fuck is goin’ ooooonnn???

* WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON. AAAAAAAHHHH! NO OFFENSE, BUT WHAT THE HELL, IM SCREAMING.

*  I KNEW 5555 HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH ANGELS, I JUST HAD NO IDEA HOW IT CONNECTED OH DEAR GOD.

* I have so much to say. Uhdhdhdhshshccckk this was so clever and incredible and beautifully written. Also now I’m crying! Hooray! I’d write a lot of stuff on this ending, but I would never stop. So, I’ll let this final chat update do the talking:  :)

* Final Chat Update:

+ Bonus:

  *Conclusion on “5555” by Stell/@finnwolfhard:

* Anyways Stell is amazing and talented and I love your work so fucking much. Excited for literally anything you’ll write and post in the future. Take care!!! ❤️❤️❤️ xo

Also. Haha. I wrote all this in notes. And...tumblr doesn’t really do copying and pasting with images. So. I had to send them all to myself, try and submit the post, which didn’t work after a good fifteen minutes. So then I had to paste everything into an actual post to tag the person again. And then put all the images back in and re-format everything. I’m sure there’s an easier way, but I’m inexperienced. This one fucking post. Between writing it, and right now: as I’m trying this paragraph, took four hours. What the fuck. So if there’s any mistake, I’m so sorry! It’s late and my hands are cramping.

[trulymadlysydney]

Syd!! Oh my god did you see the preview for tonight’s episode? I just kept saying oh no while I was watching it lol. Like so much happened in that two and a half minute video I’m losing my mind. Let me just say shits about to go down between Jeremy and Trina… especially after what we saw in that preview. And I feel so bad for kyra She’s my fave and seeing her cry made me :(( BRO and josh and Shannon?? Holy shit I don’t think she’s gonna pick him again. I think Aimee will tbh. Who do you think will go home first?? I think it’ll be korey bc he hasn’t really connected with any of the girls yet but I guess we’ll have to see. And do you think Olivia will pick Christian or javonny? I lowkey hope it’ll be javonny bc love his chill and funny vibe. Ahhh I’m so excited!!- E

YESSS HOOO MY GOD IM SO NERVOUS AND IM TORN BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT AT 5:30 TOMORROW MORNING AND TONIGHTS EPISODE IS TWO HOURS LONG ALKFJS; SO IM LIKE .... DO I JUST WATCH TOMORROW WHEN I FINISH WORK? BUT ALSO I KNOW THERES A VOTE AT THE END OF THE EPISODE SO IM LIKE AAAAAAAHHHH

I agree about Jeremy and Trina first of all but I'm also kinda like .... good??? Like I feel like Trina needs to be knocked down a peg lol. Also WAAAH I WANT KYRA AND WILL TO WORK OUT SO BAD PLEASE

The Josh and Shannon thing is stressing me out already LMAO I feel like Shannon is highkey overreacting but also.... we been knew Josh aint shit (even though he's fine as hell)

I also think Korey will go home and it makes me sad for him but like... Idk I feel like Christian is safe.

UGH IM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPPENS