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The 118 as Dog Breeds
inspired by this post with a little bit of razzle dazzle. This is all very scientific after very important peer research. My qualifications are that I like dogs and I like 911.
Bobby: Australian Shepherd
(Featuring Bobby being asked to donate blood.)
Aussies, especially working aussies, are active but pretty easy going. They love children. If left alone they can be destructive (or, in Bobby's case, self-destructive). They are highly intelligent and love to be of service, as many working breeds do. They are herding dogs, and while not generally aggressive, they are very protective of their family and territory. (I know it’s not an Aussie, but if Athena and a twelve year old can land a plane, we can suspend belief a bit😂)
Athena: Doberman Pinscher
(featuring Athena putting up with Buck's antics in season 1.)
Doberman's are people oriented dogs that are affectionate and sweet. They are highly intelligent, perceptive, and fearless. Given their intelligence, they thrive on solving complex problems. Which given Athen'a propensity to be in the middle of world ending problems, it's probably an important trait to have. They are high energy and if they don't get their wiggles out, they can become cranky. They are very protective of their people and historically have been the guards of the highest of nobility.
Maddie: Labrador Retriever
(featuring Maddie cloning herself to keep Buck from unaliving himself as a child.)
Labradors are the pinnacle of the family dog. They are famously friendly, outgoing, and affectionate. They are even-tempered, gentle, and trusting. Like Maddie raising Buck, they are very protective and have the natural instinct to protect their family. Their presense alone can provide a sense of security.
Buck: Golden Retriever (obvs)
(Featuring Buck at his exercise class.)
Honestly, this one doesn't need explanation. I could have used a gif of Buck and it would have been efficient. In fact, Buck is in the gif search for "golden retriever". Goldens are chaotic, loyal, and affectionate. They are highly intelligent, but sometimes you wonder if all that smarts are just in a single brain cell. They are calm and dependable, and with them you have a friend for life. Like Buck, they are unashamed of their feelings and they can be a bit naive, but they are full of optimism. Like Goldens, Buck's empathy and positivity has nowhere to go but into the hearts of everyone around him.
Chim: Jack Russell Terrier
(Featuring Wishbone Chim getting ready to read Jee a story.)
In addition to be well-read bibliophile's Jack Russell Terriers (are my favorite of the terrier breeds) are happy, energetic dogs that love to work. Like Chim, they are happiest when they have companionship and a task to complete. They are extremely intelligent but left to their own devices can be naughty and end up in the back of Athena's cruiser. They are vocal, stubborn, and fearless and the class clown.
Hen: German Shepherd
(Featuring Hen driving the ambulance. Use your imagination.)
German Shepherds are extremely intelligent, loyal, and energetic. Like Hen, they can be reserved and hesitant when meeting new people, but extremely friendly. They enjoy being with their family and tends to struggle with separation anxiety. As we've seen with Hen throughout the years, she struggles most when separated from her family. They are not naturally aggressive, but they are extremely protective of their own. Also like Hen, they tend to be calm and assertive, and make excellent leaders.
Eddie: Dalmation
(Featuring Eddie making HEART EYES. I'll see myself out.)
Okay, hear me out. I know this sounds too easy, but check it out. With their preferred humans they are affectionate, fun-loving companion. They are out-going and playful, highly intelligent dogs. They are also extremely sensitive dogs (even if they don't want to admit it) and need their family, and like Eddie, struggle the most when they are separated. They are protective in nature and it's one of the reasons why early firehouses adopted Dalmatians as firehouse dogs. He also be fighting his demons like Cruella De Vil.
Karen: Boxer
(Featuring Karen getting excited talking Costco memberships.)
Like Karen, Boxers are highly intelligent, incredibly patient and nurturing. As much as they love to snuggle with their people they are silly and has a mean case of the wiggle butts. They also tell a story with just their expressions. They delight in making their family happy. Also like Karen, they are incredibly vigilant and can easily tell the difference between friend and faux, an incredible judge of character.
Tommy: Pittie
(Featuring Lou's slightly dumb (affectionate) puppy smile.)
This one is self explanatory... HE'S JUST A BAYBEE. Pit bull terrier breeds can look intimidating due to their size and stature, but they are actually just bundles of love and affection. Go on ahead, slap a sweater on 'im and call him Jessica. They are silly and affectionate, protectors and lovers. They are strong willed and courageous (flying a chopper into a hurricane on a wild goose chase, anyone?). Gentle cuddle bugs who are happy just being with their beloved, once people get over their initial bias against them, they can't help but fall in love with the adorable lug.
and bonus...
Tim: a fucking cat
Agents of chaos and darkness (affectionate), they have no master. They run on spite and the tears of their enemies. They are clever and don't give a fuck about your feelings. If they feel like crashing a plane with Angela Bassett on it or knock over a glass while looking your in the eyes they will. They do what they want and they allow no man nor beast to tell them what to do. We all know who the true leader of the pack is and you will bow before his author-i-tayyyyy.
#911 shitpost#118 as dogs#911 abc#911 characters as dogs#this took me way too long#but I couldnt help it#i was inspired#and i do what i want#bobby nash#athena grant#maddie han#evan buckley#chimney han#hen wilson#Eddie Di az#Karen Wilson#Tommy Kinard#henren#bucktommy#bathena#madney#sorry#i forgot chris#but now im tired#tim minear
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Have you ever, or would u ever (PLSPLSPLSPLS) make a fic based on ur Felix crushing on Marinette, jealous Adrien headcannon?
:)
(Takes place before season three finale)
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"...What did you just say...?"
The sight of sharp, ice blues piercing through his entire frame mercilessly along with ashen skin was enough to snap Félix out of his daze and instantly, unimaginable horror settled in the pit of his stomach. He...he didn't...
He didn't even realise--
"Félix. What did you just say?" Marinette's tone was more stern now, her entire body now facing him as if he was an enemy she needed to take down.
She wouldn't be half-wrong if she thought so.
'I love you...' Was what slipped out before he realised his mouth was moving but he didn't dare to even move a single muscle with how her fiery eyes seemed to have nailed all of his limbs in place. He swallowed harshly as the cogs began to run in her head and suddenly a realisation washed over her face. The horror that she wore hurt a million times more than the anger she directed towards him.
"You never really changed...did you?" She took a step back, covering her mouth with her trembling hands. "You only befriended me...befriended us...just to get with me and hurt Adrien in the process, didn't you?"
No, no, no, NO!
"Not anymore! I mean--"
"Not anymore!? What the hell, Félix!?"
He wanted to bite his tongue off, frustrated more than ever that no matter how hard he tried to keep his cool and choose his words wisely, just one glimpse of her face was enough to fluster him and make it impossible to lie or even walk around the truth.
At first, she was meant to be a way for him to one-up his cousin. He wanted to play around, break his heart and toss Marinette away afterwards. To show that he wasn't the inferior twin and that he could get what he wanted. To punish everyone and everything for the way he was mistreated as a child.
.
But fate is a cruel, twisted thing.
He fell in love with Marinette.
And he stopped rejecting his cousin.
He...he loved them both. So, so, so much.
And now he was going to watch it all fall apart before his very eyes.
.
"We trusted you...we trusted you! We thought you were our friend!" Tears were running down her face and she pushed him with enough force to make him stumble back a couple of steps. He also noted that she hardly used any of her herculean strength against him, causing the lump in his throat to keep growing. "How could you do this to Adrien!? You're one of the only family he has left! How could you think about hurting him!!"
"...I did change, Marinette--" He tried to speak.
"Liar!"
"I promise, I did!"
"I don't believe you--"
He took two large strides until he was right up in her face.
"You changed me!" With shaking hands, he grabbed her shoulders. His grip was firm enough so that she couldn't escape but not enough to hurt her. No.
He would never even bend a single hair of hers out of shape.
"You changed me..." He repeated again, breathlessly. His greens were pleading, begging for her to understand he was no longer what she assumed he was. "Falling for you has changed me. Please...believe me."
There was only sadness in her eyes now.
She shook his hands off her shoulders and she took a step back away from him. But it felt like they were a hundred thousand million miles apart.
"I love Adrien." Her voice was steady and her blues were clear. "I'll always love Adrien. You know that." Her words only sent painful, excruciating daggers to his heart. Félix forced himself to stay silent, knuckles whitening from his nails digging into the palms of his hands and the front of his teeth biting down on his bottom lip hard.
He did know.
He already knew that.
But even still...
"I still fell for you anyways..." He clutched his chest with frustration, both cursing and thanking his traitorous heart for putting him in this predicament to begin with. "Maybe...just maybe if we could--"
"Could what?" She was ice cold again. "I'm with Adrien." She took a step towards him and he felt his eyes sting. He let out a sharp exhale and directed a glare towards her.
"You should come to London with me. It's safer there!" The dam was broken. "Over there you don't have to deal with Akumas or Sentibeings or le Papillon endangering you and everyone else--"
"Stop...please stop--"
"He still lets his father control him! He won't be able to protect you like I can--"
"I SAID STOP IT!" She smacked away the hand that reached for her shoulder again with enough force to make him gape. He wanted to curse his stupid, stupid heart once more. "I don't need anyone's protection! And don't you ever, ever, dare to use Adrien's situation against him."
She was watching him with contempt now.
But it was still tinged with so much melancholy his heart shattered for being the reason for it.
"You claim to have fallen for me and yet you think I would just abandon Adrien and run away to London with you for the sake of my own safety...?" She shook her head, disappointment plastered all over her face. "You don't even know me." Marinette then jabbed a finger into her own chest. "I would die for him."
And that is the one thing that scared him the most.
"Marinette--"
"Don't. Don't even say my name." She looked away from his face and brushed her fringe back with one hand, only for it to fall back on her forehead wildly. "We'll...we'll keep this between us. Your original motives in the beginning. Your...your feelings for me. Everything. I don't want Adrien to lose his newly found happiness of having you by his side so just pretend that this didn't happen."
"...You're asking for the impossible..." He didn't even flinch at the way she scrutinised him. "I can't just pretend. I can't lie to him."
"Didn't stop you in the past though, did it?"
"I told you, I've changed!" It was like talking to a wall now. "For fuck's sake! You find out how I really feel about you and now you won't stop digging up the past!"
She shook her head.
"It's how you're acting on those...those feelings." She didn't let him utter another word, already getting the gist from the confusion on his face. "If you were a true friend, you would never tell me to abandon the one I love...your family." His heart fell to the bottom of his stomach as if it was made of lead. "Why couldn't you just be our friend? Why do you have to always do or say something so twisted?"
She looked so defeated.
He wanted to sink to his knees.
"You say you've changed...but did you change for the better or for the worse?"
And she was gone.
.
He didn't know how much time had transpired since she ran off and he had already sunken to the floor. It could have been seconds, minutes or even hours.
He was so numb.
.
But not numb enough to not notice the figure that walked towards him with blazing infernos of green fire for eyes.
.
"...Well? Obviously, you saw everything that had just happened. Aren't you gonna punch me or something?" Félix bleated, continuing to feel empty as his cousin's eyes practically set hellfire on his miserable little figure.
"Believe me, I want to do so much worse." Adrien's voice was devoid of any warmth, reminiscent of Gabriel's icy, icy tone. "You broke her heart and played us all like fools."
"She broke mine too."
They both stayed silent for a few moments and the unforgiving wind tore through their golden hair.
"It hasn't been determined yet if she's willing to give your friendship another try."
Félix finally looked up and faced his standing cousin. Greens met greens.
"Why would she!? That would be a really stupid decision to make. Did you not hear our conversation properly? The things that I've said?" Finally, he stood up and they were eye to eye. Yet, Adrien didn't twitch a muscle.
.
"It's as she says...you know nothing about her." With one final glance at his cousin, Adrien began to walk away.
But not before pausing and saying one last thing.
"And you know nothing about me either." Adrien's eyes were hellfire once more and Félix found himself frozen on the spot. "You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to protect Marinette. No matter what they are, who they are, I will get rid of them if I think they'll cause her any harm. Do you understand?"
.
Adrien left before Félix could give an answer.
However, the boy left alone couldn't help but think who exactly changed for the worse amongst the three of them.
One was ready to deceive.
One was ready to die.
One was ready to kill.
#my asks#my writing#ml fanfic#ml fanfiction#I KNOW YOU WERE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR SOME CRACK#BUT I COULDNT HELP IT#AFTER YOU SENT THE OTHER ASK THIS PLOT STARTED DANCING IN MY BRAIN AND WOULDNT LEAVEEEE#and low and behold i turned them into a tragic trio heheheehehheh#adrinette#adrienette#felix has a crush on marinette#it's a little messy forgive me i haven't edited it#I HOPE YOU ENJOY
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I don’t know who will do it but know that I’ve seen what the “forced proximity” scenario looks like, Steve and Eddie would start out hating each other’s guts then get stuck in between like two walls I don’t know and while they’re there for hours bickering one of them gets “excited” by the friction that the other one is causing.
And that’s how things change for them…
#Steddie#I’m so sorry#this was going to be wholesome#but i couldnt help it#slight nfsw#oopp#welp#umm#steddie ptompt#steddie hcs#steddie headcanon#headcanon#hcs#these are sleepy thoughts byw#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#idk what else to tag#help lol#please#come on#manifesting#power#so cuuuute#lmaooooooo#that is so funny#wow#hmmmmm#omfg#i know what you are
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Magnya Dezmeow my oshi 💜
#fanart#holostars#holostars en#holotempus#MagniOpus#Magni Dezmond#Tempus HQ#Magnya Dezmeow#this was supposed to be a simple warmup doodle#but I couldnt help it#I always have the urge to dress him up#digital art#myart#katradraws
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if you think i stayed up yesterday to wait for a speak now tv (album) announcement/release after she performed speak now (the song) in a yellow dress, saying she's been thinking a lot about it lately, you're absolutely right.
#i'm delusional#i know#but i couldnt help it#taylor pls#i cant wait anymore#speak now taylor holds me in a chokehold#speak now is literally a roadmap to my soul#taylor swift#bea talks
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH#i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing#this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only#know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that#make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3#the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design#so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery#i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess#my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty#originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY#but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw#my art#myart#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#philippines#vocaloid#miku
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mentor
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro#jjk art#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#pulled another allnighter fr Angst's sake cries i havent slept.......but i couldnt help myself i was out all DAY i hadnt drawn all DAY#do u know what that does to a mf i felt all antsy and Wrong#so i cracked an energy drink i think i may have a problem honestly but hey at least u get ur daily dose of megumi angst#remember how i said i considered including gojo in the yuuji/tsumiki/megu squared train piece#well this is me making up fr Not including him there#i ws right his and megumi's relationship deserves its own homage smile :)#anyway @ anon who wanted a gojo/megumi hug.....ik it's not exactly a hug but you can forgive me im sure <3#dare i say it's better than hugs jeremy.....#honestly fr all my gripes w gojo i Did get kind of emo abt this?? but i feel like. the majority of my emotions r on megumi's behalf#also might have been the mukashi mukashi no kyou no boku on repeat that'll also do it#seriously debated putting translated lyrics as the caption but it feels like a copout doing 2 lyric-captions in a row#also i do have some shame. miku lyrics r a bit.#anyway art notes uhhhhh finally got gojo's hair to not look Yuuji#who knew the trick was to make it longer smh maybe sleep deprivation n 10 hours of staring at a screen Does make simple problems hard#oh file name 'proud of you' btw
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it is forever hilarious to me that in 2x05 when armand and louis are fighting louis takes just about 5 business days to process the fact that armand claimed to be "picking lint off the sofa" waiting for him and just reacted with such abject confusion as soon as he did
like just his face
dude was like "are you fucking for real????"
#iwtv s2#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv 2x05#iwtv#interview with the vampire#like i was just rewatching it and couldnt help from laughing cause he just sounds abosolutely BEWILDERED
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[papamin au 🐅] in da rodeo we all fam 🐎
#my art#papamin au#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#nanami kento#gojo satoru#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#happy halloween#early but I couldnt help myself
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“c’mon, megumi. tell me what’s botherin’ ya.” satoru pouts at megumi, his arm thrown around the boy’s shoulders. you watch the scene unfold with a tense smile.
megumi was exhausted from school, training and so much more. the teenager’s patience was wearing thin. especially with satoru almost pressuring him into telling you both what’s weighing on his mind. when all he wants is to be left alone at the moment.
the tone satoru’s using to talk to megumi only pisses the high schooler off more and more. it’s fatherly. like he’s still the little child satoru took in and cared for. it pissed megumi off, along with everything else;
“you’re not my dad, so stop fucking acting like you are!”
you freeze. satoru freezes. megumi freezes. time freezes. the silence was deafening. no one was moving. your eyes flicker over to satoru’s and your heart shatters in a million pieces.
satoru’s hurt. so hurt. it’s visible and he’s not hiding it — not hiding it like he usually would behind a wide grin. his blindfold and glasses aren’t there to hide the way his face falls either.
“i know.” satoru whispers. his voice lost its cheery tone, his eyes have lost their spark. the sorcerer slowly distances himself from megumi. a bitter chuckle leaves his lips. a futile attempt to hide his shaky voice, “i know.”
all you could do is stand there in shock. megumi doesn’t know what to do after his little outburst either. and satoru. . . well, satoru is the first one out of the room. you hear his breath hitch as he walks past you. you see his eyes twitch. the strongest, in tears.
#me when i see all those pov’s on tiktok and couldnt help but write this down rq#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#jjk x you#jjk angst#gojo angst#ok bye LMAO
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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Do whatever you want with this, you crazy ghouls
#digital art#meme redraw#artists on tumblr#fanart#ghost fanart#ghost#the band ghost#ghost nihil#ghost bc#he just kept making the face i couldnt help myself#SevyArt
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Human softboots + a waltz:)
#human designs get flack and for good reasons but#i couldnt help it:(#i think kitty would be so pretty#and my human designs#theyre like 45#im old ppl lover#puss in boots#puss in boots the last wish#my art#kitty softpaws#softboots
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oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers
#jegulus#jegulus fanart#marauders fanart#regulus black#james potter#james x regulus#marauders#regulus black fanart#james potter fanart#starchaser#sunseeker#regulus x james#marauders era#hp#mine#my art#i fully ignored how cars work man there is a steering wheel somewhere technically#i looked at so many reference pictures of car interiors and realised#(after already having commited to the angle)#that this is not a view you could get from two people sitting in the front seat of a car. but alas. we ignore cars#less ignorable is the fact that somehow not just the car anatomy but also the people anatomy in this would just not work. how do legs ?????#i tried my best but even 24601 references couldnt help me out here so eh...#but laurie screamed at me about this yesterday so id say i succeded in what i had actually wanted to accomplish :)
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how to train your koraidon
#i see people comparing koraidon to toothless and i just couldnt help [it#no wonder why i like koraidon so much lol#my art#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarlet#pokemon violet#koraidon#pokemon sv
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spins him around trying to understand the pink mop he calls hair
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#yuuji#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#yuuji itadori#sukuna#if u squint lmao#he is THE boy of all time i love him so very much#in my desperate attempts to make his hair look consistent i appear to have made it . wavy..#its not my fault i couldnt help it i was desperate i needed something other than spIKES#so i made a main swoopy bit to centre myself#lisen ok liSTEN if it works it works and this is my ref sheet now @ future me ur welcome :3#this was helpful but at the same time it certainly reinforced my hatred for Short Hair Back View#improvement hell . but it will get better . (coping)#every1 pick a favourite i lov the middle one . best front facing bust ive done in a minute <3
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